Nobody needs this shit, yet I’m still for it.

Finally, a man bringing the dignity to the office that it deserves. I hope he talks about how much they’re paying him. It’ll be at least as interesting as the fight itself. Tampa is putting everybody in the AL East in their place.  Gerrit Cole got hurt and that’s soooooooooooooo sad (enter eyeroll emoji here). Houston is getting some separation in the AL West. the Giants are keeping Los Dodgers (enter second eyeroll emoji here) at bay. The second NL wild card race is a doozy. That Canadian chick is rolling through the US Open. Somebody thinks too highly of herself. And Joker and Zverev will both be on the court tonight to see if they can book their places into the semis. Dios mio, that’s a lot of sports stuff going on.

More shit nobody needs.

English king Richard The Lionhearted was born on this day.  He shares it with such people as French poet Frederic Mistral, James Garfield killer Charles Guiteau, country singer Jimmie Rodgers, communist douche Andrei Kirilenko, socialist douche Lyndon LaRouche, comedian Sid Caesar, actor Peter Sellers, country legend Patsy Cline, grifting douche Bernie Sanders, soldier-turned-political creature James Mattis, musician Aimee Mann, pitcher Mike Dyer, acting great David Arquette, Frodo Baggins actor Martin Freeman, political talking head Kennedy, baseball player Gil Meche, singer Pink, the aforementioned baseball player Gerrit Cole, and soccer player Bruno Fernandez.

Right, now on to…the links!

Cannibalism-free!

I hope they packed a lot of limes. And a lot of VD and pregnancy tests.

What an anticlimactic end to this fiasco. Bummer. I was really hoping it would get to a public hearing and some of the crazy shit that goes on in Hollywood would have come to light.

Maybe one of you can fill me in on the details of this. I know there’s some weird shit about the case, but it all sounds like grandstanding to me.

Nice job with the misleading headline. They’re not restrictions, you imbeciles. Unless you think improving election security is restrictive to your political agenda.  Oh wait…that’s exactly the problem to these activists/journalists.

Lying piece of shit.

“The truth shall set you free.” Well, in this case, the truth won’t do shit. Because that lying little fuck won’t even be charged for his perjury.

“Biden draws huge crowds as he tours storm damage.” Well, that’s what the lede would be on CNN.  81 million votes though, right?

This is awesome. Unfortunately, I bet the city settles, the taxpayers pay for a huge settlement, and the bullshit continues.

Thanks a lot, climate deniers! Oh wait, it’s just like the majority of these fires: arson. Now the real question comes: is it an activist or a guy looking for some overtime?

Blind squirrel finds acorn. Or broken clock is right. Either one works, as Teddy Boy is spot on in his analysis.

Sure it’s gibberish, but it’s still fun. Enjoy it.

And enjoy this Wednesday, dear friends!