Get on your knees and pray tune

Stupid voters are stupid, especially at the Associated Press.  As frivolous a topic as football is, it remains terribly useful as cautionary tale.  Remember that pointyball experts vote to decide each week who should be on top; somehow, after all their experience and calculation, they nonetheless trot out bad idea after bad idea.  So why is it so easy to point out when they have over-rated so many teams?

 

Your neighbors are also seasoned experts who know what laws are needed to manage you and which clowns should write, pass, and enforce them.   I don’t know how to escape my neighbors, experts, and elections . . . it’s scary.  All I can tell you is that life is a popularity contest and democracy is mob rule, and voting, both down at the Middle School or up at the FOMC, has not proven to much outperform chance.

 

 

Back to the test case:  the AP ridicule season is almost over.  The early nonsense has fairly shot their collective wad, and the annual outrageous over-rating from early in the season is eroding as the Likely steamroll the Speculative across the nation’s gridirons.  Pointless optimism has tucked its tail and at least turned to run, and we’re just mopping up now until the last shoe or two drops.

 

Most Over-rated from last week:   How They Fared

  1. UT San Antonio proved nothing by destroying Grambling-for-TheWhites
  2. San Diego State barely got by the University of Space Force
  3. Coastal Carolina lost to Daniel Boone State and fell 10 places
  4. Southern Methodist coasted past the University of Mardi Gras at home
  5. Michigan State took a personal day to rest up from surviving their trip to Bloomington
  6. Wake Forest allowed the University of the Army to hang 56 on them
  7. Oregon barely outlasted nothingburger UCLA
  8. Purdue was blasted by Wisconsin at home and fell out of the rankings
  9. Mississippi played well again and is making its case
  10. North Carolina State lost to The U residue and fell out of the rankings
  11. Cincinnati pulled off a struggle-win over the University of the Navy
  12. Mike Gundy celebrated being forgiven for watching AON and being upgraded to Coach-for-Life by promptly leading Oklahoma State to lose to the Iowa College of Cows and dropping seven places

In the main, these outcomes should have been expected . . . but the experts voted otherwise.  Experts?  Voting?  FTW ?

 

Heads added to the Head

  1. Brigham Young
  2. Kentucky
  3. Arkansas
  4. Iowa
  5. Coastal Carolina
  6. Purdue
  7. North Carolina State
  8. Oklahoma

Most Over-rated:  Yet to be Unmasked

  1. UT San Antonio
  2. San Diego State 26
  3. Michigan State 19
  4. Southern Methodist:  opinions and reality are starting to converge
  5. Wake Forest:  opinions and reality are starting to converge
  6. Oregon
  7. Cincinnati

Not much left to laugh at now after so many cards are on the table, but, sadly, only Michigan State will be tested in week 10 (expect them to be unhorsed by Big Blue at home by at least 12).

 

BUT: Mississippi has earned its way off the list; I was wrong on this one.

 

Best Teams by Number of Games lost

  1. Trump (I meant:  Alabama, but, kinda the same thing)
  2. Iowa State
  3. Wisconsin
  4. Texas
  5. NC State
  6. Navy

 

Speaking of not laughing, another election is only a year away.  Living in the ninth reddest state, my vote doesn’t count at all, but I’ll head over and go through the motions, same as always:  vote for gridlock.  I hate everybody, so for me less is more and a hopeless Biden is the best Biden.  I’m also looking forward to a Republican senate win in Georgia that bankrupts The Steal monotony.  Arizona ought to tump over Mark Kelly, but divisive Republicans there seem intent on blowing that one.  Nevada is bouncing back economically, but I’m not sure if that’s good or bad for Masto; same for Hassan in NH (I’m not clear on who actually lives in or votes in NH any more).

Somewhere in that mess I continue to hope that the Republicans take the Senate and a new flavor of hapless stupidity takes overs in 2023 DC.