Too… tired… to stand… but… must… keep… fighting…

 

IFLA

Stuff!  Like, in the skies and such!

The week begins with “aw shit, duck and cover” with MERCURY RETROGRADE lining up with Mars and the sun to blast us with harsh vibes.  Fortunately, that breaks up quickly.  What’s not so fortunate is that MERCURY RETROGRADE links up with other celestial events afterwards, to wit:  Saturn goes station direct this week, so finally that big boy will begin to make some progress through the zodiac. Saturn’s progress is very very slow.  There’s a reason Saturn is associated with lead. But on Friday, Venus will pass between MERCURY RETROGRADE and the aforementioned Saturn, portending a major breaking of a romantic relationship.  Possibly by death, but MERCURY RETROGRADE’s style is a bit more “partner discovered engaging in unsanctioned relations through a completely improbable series of coincidences.”  So we non-celestial-worthy types might get some entertainment out of it.  Tuesday-ish we’ll be subjected to the opposing forces of MERCURY RETROGRADE (purely random nonsense) and Jupiter retrograde (misrule) so I’d avoid parking meters or downtown areas in their entirety then.

Next week:  A loved one is needed in order for you to keep your shit together.

This week has a lot of cards that refer to embarrassment.

 

Horoscope for the Week of October 10

Libra:  The Fool reversed – Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

Scorpio:  The Chariot – Succor, providence, war, triumph, presumption, vengeance, trouble, deceit, glory.

Sagittarius:  Three of Coins – Métier, trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.

Capricorn:  Judgement – Change of position, renewal, outcome. Another account specifies total loss though lawsuit.

Aquarius:  King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

Pisces:  Four of Cups reversed – Someone sees through your bullshit.

Aries:  Two of Coins reversed – Enforced gaiety, simulated enjoyment, literal sense, handwriting, composition, letters of exchange, a joke at your expense.

Taurus:  Queen of Wands – A woman who is fond of a child, love of comfort, openness, discretion.

Gemini:  Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision, instability.

Cancer:  Eight of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness.

Leo:  Page of Coins – Application, study, scholarship, reflection, news, messages, rule, management, bills, bill collectors.

Virgo:  Queen of Cups reversed – You know when you have a nice romantic evening, but your date gets so sloppy drunk that you don’t have sex?  Yeah, that’s what this card is.