LUNCH!

FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN RIVEN NEED AFTERNOON OFF. STEVE SMITH SAY HIM HALP! HIM DO LINKS. AND BY DO LINKS MEAN,…. LINKS ABOUT CASCADIA. THEN STEVE SMITH GO FIND BUS OF TOURISTSES. HIM NEED GET CATCH UP ON RAPE QUOTA.  BUT FIRST, LINKS. BY STEVE SMITH.

  1. STEVE SMITH SAD PORTLAND SO THIEFY. NO BOTHER CALL COPS. THEY NO COME. MAYBE STEVE SMITH GUARD STORE FOR DONUTS? STEVE SMITH LIKE DONUTS!
  2. WHYCOME CRAZY WASHINGTON DO THIS?
  3. STEVE SMITH SAD SEATTLE SO THIEFY. WHYCOME CASCADIA CITIES HAVE SO THIEFYNESS?
  4. STEVE SMITH SAD VANCOUVER GET STABBY. WHYCOME THEY LET STABBY LADY GO?

STEVE SMITH SAY ONLY THING DO, FREE CASCADIA! THEN STEVE SMITH PATROL AND RAPE THIEF AND STABBYS. IT RIGHT THING DO!