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DELICIOUS, YUMMY TROLLING: Apparently, even food site Delish took the bait, and swallowed it, hook, line, and sinker. Everything below here is nut-punchy (or ovary-tappy). You have been warned.

 

 

FUCKING PIGS: US Marshal Service, apparently on wrong-address raid, point guns at mother, newborn. When asked if the U.S. Marshals plan to apologize to Kadalee, the spokesperson said they weren’t “certain” if there’d been an apology but that a senior inspector went back and explained to her how the mix-up happened. Well, that makes it totally okay.

 

 

SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW: Jen Psaki hates you.

 

 

MORE EPIC TROLLING: Signs, apparently a false flag operation, appear in Dem strongholds in Northern Virginia (DC suburbs). The sign is a reference to this, but also relates to this, and this.

PANTS-SOILING HYSTERIA: Emails also show the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office (LCSO) rejecting what it said were “extraordinary” security requests – including an explosive sweep and undercover presence – by the superintendent for future school board meetings.

IN RELATED NEWS: The Loudoun bathroom assailant has been convicted on all charges. A judge concluded that the evidence presented was enough to convict the accused but will wait on the sentencing until the student is tried for a separate alleged assault at a different high school earlier this month. There are just so many levels of wrong about this story, starting with the superintendent’s denial that the assault even occurred.