HERO KID SHOOTS HOME INTRUDER: “He started crying like a little baby.”



LIMEYS FINALLY HAD ENOUGH: Motorists pull Insulate Britain activists off highway they were blocking. IB suspends ‘civil resistance’ campaign. And who is Insulate Britain, you ask? Far-right, nationalist group? Pro-vax group calling for New Zealand-style isolation? No, ‘climate activists,’ who are an affiliate of those zanies at Extinction Rebellion.




INCENTIVES, HOW DO THEY WORK: City of San Francisco decriminalizes shoplifting, surprised when retailers close up shop.



FLORIDA MAN: Shoots down law enforcement drone. Can’t say we really blame him given this.