Alright I have my rubber gloves.  Lets get this over with.

 

Telling team cuck not to vote is a bold move, lets see if that works out.

Just mint the butt-fucking coin already you dumbshits, I know it will lead to massive inflation, you know it, the American people know it.  You just made me quote Bob Fucking DOLE.  Just do it already so the Bundy ranch assholes can overrun Boise.

Pics will be needed if they intend to get an objective opinion on the matter.

If I could go back in time, I would triangle choke Thomas Malthus.

I guess this is why we don’t hire volunteers at the brothel, otherwise you look like a cunt for firing them.

I can’t even make a goddamn Grinch joke.  The Grinch at one point in the story was competent.

Could this be avoided? It seems like this can be avoided.

Finally!

I’m sure it has nothing to do with your particular brand of extra snug fit condoms selling for $1.39 a pop.