Hello Newfriend!

 

I hope everyone had an excellent Beaver Moon and has been able to recover from it.  Right now, that moon is waning and in Gemini, so that is a bad sign if you were wanting a week full of honesty and dependable people.  For those of us with coworkers, our expectations will be more reasonable and astrologically appropriate.  Midweek centers around domestic affairs.  Wednesday sees Venus and the Moon come into alignment, so with both of those being water signs, it’s reasonable to include that houseboats will play a prominent role in happenings.  Or your house may be flooded.  The stars are mysterious.  However because the very next day sees the Sun and Mercury come into play, it’s unlikely that the flooding incident would have happened the day before… although it would fit if the people who came by to drain/dry/repair the place included a true hottie.  But they’d have to be like really hot.  A more horses-not-zebras interpretation involves Joe Manchin having a press event that day.  We’ll see.  Scorpio, enjoy being Big Sign in the Zodiac, because it’s ending soon.  Capricorn, enjoy the chill. Sagittarius, get ready to whine about Scorpio.

 

She always wins three way contests out of sheer unwillingness to give up.

 

Scorpio:  Ace of Swords reversed – Great vengeance and furious anger, and not in a good way.

Sagittarius:  5 of Swords reversed – a really bad time.

Capricorn:  The High Priestess reversed – Passion, moral or physical ardor, conceit, surface knowledge.

Aquarius:  The Hierophant reversed – Didn’t we have this draw last week?  You should have paid attention.

Pisces:  Page of Swords reversed – That little pissant can in fact harm you.

Aries:  Queen of Cups – The womanlinest of all the cards, also intelligence, the gift of vision, success, happiness, pleasure, wisdom, virtue.

Taurus:  8 of Coins reversed – Voided ambition, vanity, cupidity, exaction, usury, skill turned to nefarious ends.

Gemini: The Lovers – There are two naked people on this card.  What do you think?

Cancer:  The Magician reversed – Physician, Magus, mental disease, disgrace, disquiet.

Leo:  Ace of Wands – Boner pills will not be required.

Virgo:  The Fool – Derp.  Also folly, mania, extravagance, intoxication, delirium, frenzy, bewrayment

Libra:  10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension.