Why do these people have to do this?  Make me defend this broad.  That’s right, I said “BROAD.”  Now its time for Sammy to sing the next musical number.

This is my review of North Coast Brewery Brother Thelonius Belgian Abbey Ale:

President Harris recently went on a trip to Paris.  An official visit not one of those vacations government officials like to go on.  Apparently she stopped to do do a little bit of shopping.

Harris took home a serving dish costing around $375, a frying pan around $160, as well as a multitude of other kitchenware items, includinga porcelain egg dish and a copper cleaner, according to the store, which disclosed the amount of the purchase to the Washington Free Beacon.

 

By comparison, a Mauviel copper saucepan carried by luxury brand Williams Sonoma — based in Harris’ home state of California – is priced between $200 and $285.

After her stop into E. Dehillerin, Harris was asked by reporters about how her trip to France has prepared her for the presidency. The vice president, who looked at the reporter with an expression of surprise, did not directly answer the question but instead touted the success of her diplomatic mission.

“I will tell you it was a very productive and a good trip,” she said, adding that the U.S. has “a lot of follow up to do.”

I’m supposed to be upset by this?

Things not mentioned that would actually upset me about this:

  • She was supposed to be schmoozing with Macron at the time
  • She actually intends to cook something when there is literally no evidence she knows how to do anything more advanced than boiling water
  • This was paid for out of a taxpayer funded expense account
  • She knew she could buy it online without anyone noticing but did it anyways to own the plebs

The cookware however is choice.  Copper has highly desirable qualities in terms of heat conduction.  It heats with greater speed and more consistency throughout the pan than steel or cast iron.  Plus its a bit more malleable than both metals so its easy to get the little divots than make it seem like it was pounded out by artisans with tiny hammers.   Little people from third world countries pounding away at sheets of hot copper to form into a cookware that will last for ages. Plus the store itself is located conveniently next to other tourist attractions, and even has its own Trip Advisor page…yeah not feeling it.

She could’ve been doing something significantly worse, like schmoozing with Macron.  Find something else to piss me off.

 

 

North Coast makes an absolutely bomb Imperial Stout that you are probably familiar and I nearly purchased it but this looked especially more desirable due to the unseasonably warm weather in Phoenix.  These guys know what they are doing and don’t have to pick up ridiculously expensive gear to pretend like they do.  So it should be no surprise this Quadruppel Ale is most excellent. North Coast Brewery Brother Thelonius Belgian Abbey Ale: 4.0/5