Getting closer to the championship

The Browns thumped the Bengals, the Titans brought the Rams back down to earth, the Cardinals used a bunch of backups to beat the 49ers, and the Jacksonville Jaguars stunned the Bills. Across the pond, Liverpool fell to West Ham and ManUre got shellacked by their crosstown rivals and that’s got to be the end of Ole.  And lastly, Kyle Larson returned from a lengthy suspension for saying one stupid thing online to win NASCAR’s biggest championship while Max Verstappen increased his lead over Hamilton to 19 points with 4 races remaining in the Formula 1 World Championship.  I hope he hangs on to win it.

Classic Vlad!

Big birthdays today include Romanian prince Vlad The Impaler, astronomer Edmond Halley, author Bram Stoker, board game maker Milton Bradley, psychoanalyst Hermann Rorschach, baseball player Bucky Harris, author Margaret Mitchell, computer scientist Jack Kilby, football coach Bobby Bowden, ELO’s Roy Wood, pitcher John Denny, outfielder Dwight Smith, infielder Jeff Blauser, chef and TV asshole Gordon Ramsey, actresses Parker Posey and Gretchen Mol, and bad boob job victim Tara Reid.

Right-o, now on to…the links!

Musk from the top rope!

Hold on though, because before I get into the real links I want to share the best twitter reply I’ve seen in some time. Enjoy.

This shit gets weirder by the minute. All I know is that there were several massive failures and the promoter and venue operator are going to be completely fucked when its all said and done.

And every single bit of the backlash is deserved. Selling propaganda to children is disgusting.

Let’s hope the other 39 were still working out the details of their suits. Because if this passes muster, there’s literally nothing the government can’t control through executive action.

Well, maybe not 39. There’s at least one that that’s gone completely insane with their authoritarianism. Unreal.

Stock photo

Here’s a (bonus!) link with a happy ending. Well done, old man. Of course the sad part of the story is that it’s damn near impossible for most people in that city to be in a position to protect themselves like this retired firefighter was.

At least he’s making progress. He could have shit himself again.

If you have any friends that say the government has nothing to do with gas prices, show them this. Because when the government can simply close a private business’s operations at will, then they have a direct impact on the price of whatever those companies are bringing to market.  Also, is this entire administration fucking insane?

Travel into the US is getting back to normal, sort of. Of course you could have simply walked in at any time if you can wade across the Rio Grande.

I hope it continues indefinitely. Or at least until the number of votes cast are released before a single vote is counted. For starters.

Good. I hope they win. And I hope Texas steps out of the dark ages and legalizes weed in general. Too much money is wasted “fighting” it.

Here’s a freaking great song for you. Enjoy it.

And enjoy the start of an amazing week, dear friends!