Not so sure about #2 or #6

The second week of the CFP rankings are out and I still don’t understand Bama at #2. Or why Penn State isn’t rated while two teams they beat who have the same record are in the teens.  Oh well, I guess it’ll all work itself out. College basketball got off to a start last night. The Buckeyes won but looked like ass.  Duke beat Kentucky in a matchup of teams virtually all of America hate.  Kansas worked over Michigan State. And a bunch of other games were played.  OBJ has cleared waivers and is a free agent.  People are still bitching about Aaron Rodgers. Meanwhile a pair of vaccinated Cleveland running backs tested just as positive as Rodgers did, making them just as contagious as he was. The Cal-USC football game is postponed until December because of the COVIDs, but nobody really cares.  And that’s sports.

Irvine had it figured out

Big birthdays today are German clergyman Martin Luther, He shares it with British King George II, actor Claude Rains, baseball player and manager Jimmy Dykes, singer Jane Froman, brilliant inventor Mikhail Kalashnikov, actor Richard Burton, writer W.E.B. Griffin, actor Roy Scheider, economist Robert Engle, King Crimson’s Greg Lake, actor Hugh Bonneville, F1 driver and playboy Eddie Irvine, and country singer Miranda Lambert.

Right, now here come…the links!

But remember: they’re only interested in going after billionaires. Because they’re sending a few hundred bucks here and there on Venmo, right?

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

This is gonna cost somebody a ton of money. Also, the other parents here are much better people than these two. Because they’re dealing with this privately instead of airing their assholery to the rest of the world.  Now I feel bad for both of these babies.

Remember that idiot kid in Houston who tried to roll coal and instead rolled over a bunch of cyclists? He’s finally been charged. Which seems about right to me.

So much for executive privilege or separation of powers. There is literally no legislative purpose to this matter, which is the province of law enforcement and the courts. But whatever. Maybe now all the Feds involved will be outed.

An accurate representation

Brian Williams is leaving NBC at the end of the year. Now he can dedicate his life to tracking down those guys. who shot RPGs at him.

Alright, alright, alright…and you’re cancelled. That’s what is inevitably coming to the guy Dems thought could become Texas’s governor just a few months ago.

None of this would be necessary if the media were reporting the trial accurately. Well, maybe not.  Some of these rioters and looters have received their Christmas lists, so some stores are gonna get cleaned out to fill those orders.

Lol, this is the best story he could come up with? There’s no way all Californians are dumb enough to buy it, are they?

Still too high. That goes for just about every other politician, if I’m being honest. Except Massie and maybe a few others.  That dude is the tits.

Here’s a quality song from the greatest age of music. Enjoy it.

And enjoy this fantastic Wednesday, friends!