I remember this episode. It sucked then and the rerun is gonna suck too.

The Cowboys finally get some breaks and win a game.  ManUre is less shit than Arsenal, so congratulations I guess. This MLB lockout is pretty freaking serious and I’m starting to think it may impact next season. And Notre Dame is about to elevate Marcus Freeman to head coach. Good for him, he’s a great dude. And Ohio State fans aren’t selling their tickets to the Big Ten Championship or letting their hotel rooms go, which is causing a spike on the secondary market and TTUN fans are whining. I like the pettiness. And that’s sports.

Quality special effects

English mathematician John Wallis was born on this day. He shares it with Union general George McClellan, novelist Joseph Conrad, film score composer Nino Rota, FORTRAN creator John Backus, HOF basketball coach Fred Taylor, singer Andy Williams, race car driver Bobby Allison, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, another race car driver Rick Mears, televangelist Benny Hinn, actresses Melody Anderson, Daryl Hannah, and Julianne Moore, baseball team owner Harold Steinbrenner, and skateboarding great Bucky Lasek.

OK, now on to…the links!

“DeSantis wants to form his own little army!” -CNN. “What kind of crazy ass shit is this? He wants to set up his own little kingdom, I guess. This is terrifying,” they say. Oh wait, this is actually commonplace. Way to shit yourselves, CNN.

“Keep em running boys. Hell, put on a second shift.”
-Congress

These assholes kick the can down the road a little further. Just like they always do. The vote in the House was surprisingly close. Not so much in the Senate. Bunch of fucking idiots.

Christ, what an asshole. If you’re the one handling a gun, you’re responsible. That’s Rule #1, dipshit.  Also…why in the world would his attorney let him give an interview? Oh yeah, because Hollywood justice means he will probably be cleared and somebody else will end up getting blamed. And according to Baldwin, that “somebody” is the person he shot and killed.

Of course New York and Illinois are gonna be next. Because they’ve got nothing else to worry about beyond what lawnmower someone uses.

Our nation is full of prudes. Let this lady do her thing. She ain’t hurting nobody. Lol, just kidding. She’s fucking crazy.

Meet the new American workforce.

In an unsurprising twist, “you get more of what you reward” happens yet again. What’s really fucked up is that everybody in government will be shocked by this.

I was gonna pay more attention to this but I forgot. Oh wait, I don’t give a shit. But I will be curious to see the result of the trial.

Damn, I gotta give props to a California school system. I didn’t think that would happen in my lifetime.  Well done.

I’m not holding my breath. It would be nice to see this sent back to the states where it belongs. But I’m still not holding my breath. Not with Roberts running the show.

Here’s a solid song. One of the positives of smack use, I suppose. I don’t get that part, but I do think it’s a great song.  Enjoy it.

And enjoy this Friday and weekend, friends!