I’m so bored. I think I’ll chew this brush for a while.

 

Greetings thrillseekers and people bored at home!  There’s a lot going on, but only on one day, and all of it bad.

First of all, we’ve got an alignment of the sun with Mercury and Saturn, which is indicative of sudden/unexpected endings, bad luck in general, transportation failures and gunshot wounds.  Also on that day, Venus goes retrograde, so all of the typically benevolent love/peace/sex influences gets flipped on their head (especially for Capricorns).  Annnnd in conjunction (lol) with Venus retrograde we have an alignment with said Venus retrograde with the moon and the earth which portends particularly sudden and bad things on the domestic front.

Now I’m not saying that you’ll arrive home to discover that a new family has moved in, your bank account is empty and there’s a copy of your wife’s wedding announcement to your high school rival in the mailbox.  But if that did happen, it would fit the celestial messages.

The skies on Christmas have no malign influences, so that’s good.

(*)Actual day will depend on your particular timezone.  Glibertarians.com, I Fucking Love Astronomy Inc and Immaculately Dressed Rat L.L.C. disclaim all liability for misfortune arriving on alternate days.

 

Lily goes for the takedown on a spaniel

 

Sagittarius:  Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision, instability.

Capricorn:  The Hierophant – Marriage, alliance, captivity, servitude, mercy and goodness.

Aquarius:  Judgement – Change of position, renewal, outcome. Another account specifies total loss though lawsuit.

Pisces:  The High Priestess – Secrets, mystery, the future as yet unrevealed, silence, tenacity, mystery, wisdom, science.

Aries:  Page of Swords – Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination.

Taurus:  4 of Coins – The surety of possessions, cleaving to that which one has, gift, legacy, inheritance.

Gemini:  King of Wands reversed -Good, but severe; austere, yet tolerant.  It also symbolizes the enmity of a rural authority.

Cancer:  7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination, project.

Leo:  5 of Swords reversed – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishonor, loss.

Virgo:  3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion, grief, heartbreak.

Libra:  Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty.

Scorpio:  7 of Coins  – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation.

 

Napping on the couch.