MERRY ZARDOZMAS!

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ OBSERVES THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE BEEN GOOD. THEREFORE, HE GIFTS YOU WITH THE LINKS! GO FORTH AND COMMENT! OH, AND REMEMBER THE BASICS…THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL. RIGHT?

  • ZARDOZ FINDS LOOTING ONLY MARGINALLY USEFUL. NEEDZ MOAR CLEANSING.
  • ENOUGH OF “CASES“! WHERE ARE THE DEATHS?! ZARDOZ HAS DISAPPOINT.
  • AHH, THE USSR KNEW HOW TO GO FORTH AND KILL! ZARDOZ MISSES IT.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!