“Are these available on Amazon?”

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE CHOSEN ONE KNOWN AS RIVEN IS IN A BIT OF A BIND, SO ZARDOZ IS FILLING IN ON LINKS DUTY. ZARDOZ IS LOOKING FOR CLEANSING ACROSS THE WORLD. LET US BEGIN!

  1. GOOD. GOOD. BUT GET BACK TO ZARDOZ WITH SOME CASUALTIES, YES?
  2. NOT CLEANSING, BUT AT LEAST HE RECOGNIZES THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL!
  3. NEW YORK CITY IS GAINING ZARDOZ’S APPROVAL.

NOT A BAD START….ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.  GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.