Its that time of year again.  Where the weather is warm enough to finally go outside and play baseball.

Oh right, most of you are in a frozen wasteland.

Nevertheless, my youngest had his baseball tryout last weekend.  Sure they called it a “skills evaluation” but I convinced the boy it was a tryout.  The problem?  He missed a week of school after a mild case of nom nom nomicrom and another extracurricular required a negative test the day prior.  No problem its outdoors and the baseball crowd leans yokelish right?

Wrong.  After a brief negotiation with the coach running the tryouts we agreed the boy could get his turn after all the other players leave.  So people are at least being less stupid about it.  I turned in the background check paperwork to be an assistant this morning so I am certain I will have to deal with this jackass again.

He hit 4/5 pitches and fielded all but one ground balls so at least it was worth waiting in the car for two hours…

 

¡Enlaces!  ¡I will say nothing about Ukraine!

Taco prices on the rise… like damn near everything else.

I’m surprised there aren’t as many jokes about dead journos as there are about lawyers, because then I’d have a witty lead in.

Cool, they can fail together.

Please, like that’s the worst thing you can catch at Carnival.

Those retards finally do something American.

That had to be quite the eruption.

 

You know what’s weird?  I have never played White Zombie. Let’s change that.