OK, after a week of this, SP and I are through with quarantine. Now, officially, we don’t have the Coof because we weren’t tested. So “quarantine” has involved going to work as usual, going to the store as usual, and doing our part to promote herd immunity, just in case. You can tell from the piles of corpses around our house and in downtown Mayberry. I think they’re setting up mass burial pits in the Wegman’s parking lot, and we had to step over the bodies to make our way through Walmart.

Speaking of bodies, many were originally extruded on this date, including a guy who beat Darwin;  a guy who actually didn’t kill his wife; the guy who wrote my favorite math book; a woman who added “sped redn” to the English lexicon; a guy who got Van Johnson acquitted; a funny guy who has outlived Betty White, Forrest Tucker, and Ken Berry; another career leeching piece of shit; another Very Serious TV Journalist; a guy who sold a few records; a guy who continued to get laughs post-mortem (in a famous group interview); some dude in a wheelchair not named Ironside; a talented freakshow; and a guy with a remarkable bladder.

And on the subject of eructation, let’s piss out some Links.

 

“Answers to the name of ‘Snacks.'”

 

Fact Check: It’s only tens of thousands.

 

Stupidity cuts both ways. Crazy idea, inspired by the last two stories: rule on law and constitutionality, not policy preferences. HAHAHAHAHA, not gonna happen.

 

Being a lawyer in Chicago means steady work.

 

Now all we need is a milk truck accident and we’re set.

 

Nice that he started in on the grift this quickly.

 

It was my little daughter,’ said Parsons with a sort of doleful pride. ‘She listened at the keyhole. Heard what I was saying, and nipped off to the patrols the very next day. Pretty smart for a nipper of seven, eh? I don’t bear her any grudge for it. In fact I’m proud of her. It shows I brought her up in the right spirit, anyway.’

 

Old Guy Music is the song that made me sit up and take real notice of kd lang. Holy shit, what a voice and what a performer!