Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas and what an amazing day it always is!
Georgia opens investigation into possible illegal ballot harvesting in 2020 election
Mayo Clinic to fire 700 employees for not obeying vaccine mandate
Dems are absolutely desperate to federalize election to avoid a massive ass kicking
December sees significant job growth, but millions of Americans are calling it quits
Ralph Northam blames Virginia drivers for getting stranded on I-95
Weatherman Goes Off On Gov Northam During Live Broadcast
Pro-Mandate Rep. Eric Swalwell Spotted Maskless in Florida
ICE fails to produce annual report for first time in more than a decade
Chicago teachers union votes to return to remote learning
Leaked Biden Plan Would House Violent Men In Women’s Prison Cells
Nolte: CNN’s 4th Quarter Primetime Viewership Collapses 73% to Just 642K
That’s all I got for today. I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.
I am not sure why I even read CDC stories…
Smdh
So you can learn what the best and brightest are
suggestingtelling you to do so you stay healthy?I am SCIENCE!
I am GULLIBLE!
I wouldn’t bother. I wouldn’t think most people on the right would be “confused” about CDC COVID guidance — “They pull it out of their posteriors” isn’t a very confused stance, after all.
The CDC cannot provide clear guidance without admitting so much of what they’ve been peddling is bullshit. Have some sympathy.
Like quicksand, once you’re in it’s hard to get out.
https://imgur.com/a/BcstMmg
Yup.
Scrolling down led me to this
https://imgur.com/gallery/Tjl3VAt
That looks like it should be a Glibflick!
Tracking it down now…
Hurrah!
I was with it until all the pants dropped. WTF?
Ugh. That is a grim set of links.
Thanks for harvesting them, Banjos, but it does leave me down a bit because authoritarian assholes are taking over successfully.
They tried spin and indoctrination and persuasion for decades, but now that ordinary people are resisting or at least hesitant (largely thanks to the Internet), the lefties are just grabbing power by any means necessary.
Another Grim Milestone of Covid.
Seems almost certainly tied to:
Personally, I wouldn’t trust him or Kemp to do jack over squat about election integrity. They blew that entirely in 2020.
They don’t want honest elections. They can’t win that way.
Umm, are you talking the Republicans he is talking about, or Democrats?
TEAM BE RULED.
They win either way, so it doesn’t really matter how any election goes.
I put ingredients for honey wheat berry bread in my 1995 era Zojirushi Jr. bread machine (that’s a quality device) so it’s time to nap a while longer and then wake up to fresh baked bread.
I will soon learn if I need to make recipe adjustments for altitude with the bread machine…
I’d like to know where Banjos keeps finding these gifs of me.
Home movies?
I blame cloud computing. It’s like “The Fappening” but much more hurtful. Grandpa said that nobody would ever see those 8mm films.
I was about to say the same. That one is priceless.
Nolte: CNN’s 4th Quarter Primetime Viewership Collapses 73% to Just 642K
CNN”s place in the ecosystem is now like the AP. It exists to provide branded content for others quote, excerpt, post, etc.
And citations for Wikipedia.
CNN ratings, chocolate rations. Potato, tomahtoe…
Ralph Northam blames Virginia drivers for getting stranded on I-95
Same.
Just keep blaming the unvaxxed.
Unity and healing, baby!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10374121/Biden-Congress-mark-year-violent-insurrection.html
It still boggles my mind that they’ve made a rather silly cosplay mostly peaceful protest into the next Fort Sumter and people have gradually absorbed the repeated lie as truth.
Messed up the copy paste of the headline.
Never forget!
Was supposed to be this.
Torturing of political prisoners, refusal to release video, refusal to clarify the FBI’s involvement, carrying on their pantomime witch hunt.
I think anyone with two brain cells to run together knows the whole thing stinks to high heaven.
Local news has several headlines about remembering the Capital “riots”. Yet there were no such headlines for the destruction of our downtown area by “mostly peaceful protestors”. They did report on the two or three convictions that resulted from the “mostly peaceful protestors” though.
One of our locals is ///fakenews.
President Joe Biden marked the first anniversary of the U.S. Capitol insurrection Thursday by delivering remarks tailored to the “singular responsibility” former president Donald Trump had in the deadly assault on the Capitol.
Biden also reiterated his call during his inaugural address for leaders to speak the truth about the attack and what motivated it.
Republicans had Benghazi, Democrats have Jan 6th.
Still can’t believe it’s been less than a year. Wish my home state was normal.
*ahem*
I think we need to have a moment of silence for the Confederate militia horse that died at Ft. Sumter. It was the lone casualty.
On J6 I fully expect to see a more disgusting display than when they paraded Scitnik’s body around even though he died of unrelated causes.
If progressives don’t have anything to screech about, they make something up.
This is too delightful not to share:
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Yeah, she’s off to a tremendous start.
Businesses like regulations.
Businesses don’t just love regulations – what they really love are MORE regulations (including ones that contradict previous still-enforced regulations).
Businesses love regulations, it gives them boundaries. They don’t always know it or show it when they are young, but when they grow into mature businesses, the appreciate having had the discipline when they were younger.
As part of that exodus, all I have to say is….HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, wait, she was trying to be serious?
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Even if you had a governor of New York who, unlike Hochul, wasn’t a Democratic hack answerable to the NYC progressive caucus, it would be damn near impossible for them to make NY even marginally worth returning to. There’s a thousand other politicians and appointees, each with their own base of power and base of support who’d be pushing in the exact opposite direction. There’s a a hundred and fifty years (at least) of shabby deals that can’t be undone. And the minute you even tried to push things in a better direction, you’d be labeled a granny-killer (unlike Cuomo, who actually put COVID patients in old folks homes) who is nothing more than a spokesman for all that is wrong and evil in the world. Or even worse, a Republican.
Also part of the exodus, I had an old boss call and offer me a job. Almost double what I used to make working there. I had to tell him they don’t have enough money to get me to to move back to that hellhole. Especially once you get a taste of slightly fresher air outside the metro northeast area.
Did you tell him you would do it for that pay, but working remote?
It was a pretty hands on job. Might’ve been able to get away with it if I was working remote from PA (30 minutes from the job) and could come in the office sometimes. Western Wisconsin not so much.
I like that the CDC has basically come out and said they are just trying to come up with something they can pretend people won’t completely ignore.
what an amazing day
A year ago it was today, January 6, a day that will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the tiny American flag-waiving meemaws of the Trumpian Khanate…
The Mouse That Roared.
Chicago teachers union votes to return to remote learning
How is it that the teacher’s union gets to decide whether public schools should be open or not?
Follow the money. The teachers unions run every blue city. What they say, goes.
My immediate thought would be — “If it is *remote* learning, we can fire you all and sign all of our students up in remote classes that are established and proven.” But Beetlejuice obviously isn’t going to do that.
Because FYTW. They are the largest donors to the Dems and when the Union says “Jump” the spineless Dems ask “How high?” At least a third of my Graduating class became teachers. Pretty much Karens all. I’ve mentioned this before but my high school was basically a teacher mill.
Democracy bro!
pledging to create the “most business-friendly and worker-friendly state in the nation.”
Swing for the fence, Kathy.
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!
I’d rather lie in the gutter and keep looking at them.
One of the lesser known by PSB
Also free bagels or whatever it is new yorkers eat
The fence topped with coils of razor wire?
Jonathan Chait “apologizes” for a “joke”.
What an ass.
100% agree. “What an ass” is the first thought on reading that drivel.
He’s a dullard.
And this is what passes for “serious journalism” now.
Georgia opens investigation into possible illegal ballot harvesting in 2020 election
Here you are spouting the Big Lie on dis, the day of the insurrection anniversary.
President Biden will mark first anniversary of Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection with a speech blaming Trump for the ‘chaos and carnage’
He can’t very well rattle off a list of his own accomplishments and successes.
He can brag about his covid #s. High score wins, right?
What do you mean? I stopped for gas on the way home a couple days ago, and there were several stickers on the pump praising one of Biden’s accomplishments. This in a blue collar, auto union, teamster heavy suburb.
A bunch of desperate dummies falling off transport planes is a “Win” one would suppose. I don’t understand why they are so goddamned evil. Anyone caught wearing a pink hat before or after that debacle should be shunned and mocked.
It’s not like those stupid rednecks have any grievances unless Trump tells them what they are.
Dozens of people rely on CNN to tell them what’s happening in the world, and how they should feel about it.
The others get their news on twitter/facebook which may not be a big improvement. Whoops sorry Meta
CDC faces bipartisan scorn after muddled messages leave Americans confused over latest COVID guidelines
Perhaps because the guidelines are bs.
Like the avatar change there, RS.
I would wear that t-shirt.
A man was hospitalized Saturday evening after he fell off a bicycle and accidentally stabbed himself with a sword in his backpack, according to Pasco County Fire Rescue.
https://www.fox13news.com/news/pcfr-florida-man-falls-off-bike-stabs-himself-with-sword
Should have had a lance if he was bike jousting.
Mop-Jousting if any of those Cannon Films were any indication.
Dems are absolutely desperate to federalize election to avoid a massive ass kicking
I’m sure that there are no constitutional problems with this.
Nobody pays any attention to that old thing, it’s like a hundred years old and written by white guys.
The Great Epstein Cover-Up, Part I
“they only had a warrant to search the house, but not to remove evidence”
IANAL, but that sounds like a weird warrant. They were searching the house for non-evidence?
Nor am IAL, but that wording sounds like cover for, “Destroy all the evidence.”
Oh, they still have it all. Blackmail is in the FBI’s DNA.
Oooohhhh! J. Edgar in a sundress! Off to fap now…
Yes, much more likely this.
Or to recover it. I’m assuming the FBI or others already have copies.
Where is Andy Cuomo, anyway? On the beach in Key West?
Partying on Epstein Island with his brother and the Clintons.
“We gave warnings, and people need to pay attention to these warnings, and the less people that are on the highways when these storms hit, the better,” Northam told The Washington Post.
Fewer…and if vdot can’t keep an interstate highway clear wtf is the point?
VDOT is wholly incompetent and has been for decades.
Hell, I know of one upper manager there who oversaw a failed overpass that had to be repoured, and then was in charge of the MidTown Tunnel when it flooded and it became apparent that they had been skipping the tests of the flood doors.
She’s still there.
You can falsify safety inspections at WMATA and still have a job.
To give another example of a well-known interstate.
When I-295 around Richmond was built, it was known that the aggregate which was being used in the concrete mix had high amounts of free amorphous silica.
Free amorphous silica in concrete aggregates leads to a gelling reaction around the aggregate when exposed to water and will eventually cause failure. The acronym is ASR but it’s more affectionately known as concrete cancer.
VDOT’s position was “Who cares, we’ll eventually put asphalt over it anyway.”
It was probably corruption since obtaining the correct aggregate for the mix would have cost more and probably required a supplier change.
We gave warnings,
I was reading that all those DOT signs along the highways never stopped showing “Wear Your Mask” and “Get Your Shot” messages. They never switched over to “Holy Crap, 50 Mile Long Back-Up Ahead”.
Also “It’s too fucking late to exit so you’re stuck”. That’s my favorite.
Biden Withholds Annual Report on Deportations
Because he has been engaged in more of an importation.
Speaking of audience numbers what are the most recent ones for this fair website?
With or without Tulpae?
Smaller but more concentrated in vitriol.
I doubt that really
Around 95 people regularly watch my cartoons. They’re the only ones that matter.
It’s hard to really “break”, CPRM. You should be happy that you have 95 people that really love you. I’ve got maybe one.
Judy and Fourscore both love you, so that’s 2! And I’m not apathetic towards you, which is the best anyone besides my nieces and nephews can get out of me.
President Joe Biden is preparing to give every rapist and molester in federal prison a get-out-of-jail-free card. Specifically, Biden is offering to transfer any and all male criminals to women’s prisons. All the men will have to do is say that they feel like a woman, and the Biden administration will take them at their word.
Honk honk.
Well that’s a little bit of hyperbole, right there. Not “The Hyperbole”, he’s my Pal…
I say let them transfer, after they cut off their junk.
Relevant
Today is a Grim reminder of the chaos that happened at the Capitol building…no, the other one.
“Riots are the voice of the unheard.” – some cunte on CNN
Ya know, there’s a bit of video editing to be done there. Misc. DemOp propagandists downplaying/excusing/supporting the antifa riots, only with footage of the January 6 “mostly peaceful protest” running.
That’s why YouTube and Twitter cracked down on the memesmiths.
Nolte: CNN’s 4th Quarter Primetime Viewership Collapses 73% to Just 642K
“But what we need to know is how Sean Hannity is culpable here.” – Stelter
GIGI C BIKINIS 4K UNCUT / 2019 Swimwear Collection / Miami Swim Week 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkojKNsTx6Q
Old habits die hard.
Police beat a person, reportedly a woman, following the arrest at a protest against Covid restrictions in #Berlin last night. A curtain is pulled forward to prevent further images.
Holy shit – the cops have a bang bus with curtains.
I’ve heard from some friends in Germany that the cops in Berlin have no issue with beating the shit out of old ladies and kids.
Germans engaged in brutality?! UNHEARD OF!
nonsense this would never happen in civilized Europe
“No one who speaks German could be evil.”
Germany’s green-on-green wind power battle
Steffi Lemke, the new German environment minister, says she intends to balance nature protection and climate policies.
https://www.politico.eu/article/germany-green-wind-power-electricity/
stop building stupid windmills
Now say how grateful you are to be boosted and you will be saved.
There’s some word salad and non-sequiturs.
Sunk cost fallacy. People have invested a lot of time and effort into something and are having a hard time admitting it was all for nothing.
/looks at the Cleveland Browns
What sunk cost?
They are usually pretty good about moving qbs on, Mayfield the exception.
There’s already rumblings in the local press about moving on from Baker. As well as reports of a disconnect between Baker and Stefanski (really? After this season?). If we go into full rebuild mode… I’ll be upset.
Trade for Wilson? Probably not, but could work.
They literally believe that the blessed cannot spread the plague.
Nor are they going to believe it when the government eventually reverses course.
They’ve created a monster that isn’t going away.