I mean, don’t we all have a giant painting of ourselves in our home office? And several smaller pictures? C’mon. I know you all do.


Scientists Tried to Quantum Entangle a Tardigrade

A group of physicists recently placed a microscopic animal known as a tardigrade onto a superconducting qubit, in an attempt to mingle the realms of quantum and classical mechanics. The researchers argue that the tardigrade was entangled at a quantum level, but some scientists say the team’s claims go beyond what they actually achieved.

The results aren’t published in a journal but are currently hosted on the preprint server arXiv.

“I think it’s very cool to start thinking about interfacing quantum things and biology. But with the right claim,” said Claire Aiello, a quantum engineer at UCLA, in a phone call. “I don’t think the experiment qualifies as quantum biology.” On Twitter, physicist Ben Brubaker had similar criticisms.

Quantum entanglement is the phenomenon of two or more particles defining the properties of each other. Quantumly entangled particles are interdependent—knowing something about one particle tells you something about the other—and that would remain true even if the particles were separated by billions of miles. Entanglement happens naturally, but for humans to observe it and better understand quantum mechanics, it must be induced in lab settings.

1. Tardigrade is just a dumb name. Does it hug people too hard? Does it miss all its development benchmarks? Does it scream when its headphones get accidentally get knocked off?

2. Look at these things:

They look like the result of Baron Harkonnen fucking a sandworm.

3. Quantumly-entangled tards are not the future I was promised.


Felony charges are 1st in Tesla crash involving Autopilot

California prosecutors have filed two counts of vehicular manslaughter against the driver of a Tesla on Autopilot who ran a red light, slammed into another car and killed two people in 2019.

The defendant appears to be the first person to be charged with a felony in the United States for a fatal crash involving a motorist who was using a partially automated driving system. Los Angeles County prosecutors filed the charges in October, but they came to light only last week.

The driver, Kevin George Aziz Riad, 27, has pleaded not guilty. Riad, a limousine service driver, is free on bail while the case is pending.

The misuse of Autopilot, which can control steering, speed and braking, has occurred on numerous occasions and is the subject of investigations by two federal agencies. The filing of charges in the California crash could serve notice to drivers who use systems like Autopilot that they cannot rely on them to control vehicles.

Still think you’re going to get in a self-driving car shitass drunk and have it take you home?


I’ve had this song in my head for days.