It’s just a stutter. It’s just a stutter. It’s just a stutter.

 

The hat and the hair were both sitting on the desk in the Office of the President the United States In Exile when Donald walked in, short little steps to main balance, a Diet Coke in one hand and strangling an alligator with the other.

“Good news,” they sang out together, wriggling with pleasure on a blotter.

“I hate it when you do that,” Donald muttered. The alligator landed on the floor with a meaty thud.

“But there’s good news,” the hair said as the hat fell to the floor and toddled to the alligator.

Donald scratched himself up under his bulging stomach and stared at them.

“Sara won her gubernatorial primary in Arkansas!” the hat said. He pulled the fastest part of the tail under his bill and began to eat.

“Who?” Donald asked with little interest. He looked around the room and dropped the empty Diet Coke can on the floor and belched.

“Sara! Your former White House Press Secretary,” the hair said.

“Pie!” the hat said around a gobbet of alligator flesh. “You called her Pie!”

“Who? Who?” the owl in the office asked.

“Sara Huckabee Sanders!” the hair shouted. “We did an entire Shakespeare episode with her?”

“Big girl,” the hat said. “Face like a car accident.”

“I got nothing,” Donald said, falling into his office chair. The crack of a fresh can of Diet Coke opening shot around the room.

 

Make womb for breakfast! ‘UTERUS-shaped’ cereal aims to normalise conversations about periods at the breakfast table

 

A ‘uterus-shaped’ cereal has been launched with the goal of putting conversations about periods on the table.

Feminine care brand Intimina developed its raspberry-flavoured ‘Period Crunch’ to encourage families to discuss menstruation more openly at breakfast.

Despite being marketed as womb-shaped, the cereal actually resembles the entire female reproductive system.

The wheat-based cereal — a PR stunt which won’t actually ever go on sale — is dyed red to mimic the colour of blood.

Intimina claims conversations about periods are not ‘truly normalised’ and it wanted to ‘make a statement’ about the issue.

Although it won’t ever be stuck on supermarket shelves, people can get a free box by contacting the Swedish company.

A survey of more than 2,000 people by the company found 48 per cent of girls and women are too embarrassed to talk about their period. Previous research has shown stigma around the time in the month can cause boys to mock girls at school, while nearly half of women say they have been ‘period-shamed’.

The cereal campaign comes after Spain last week became the first European country to propose paid, unlimited menstrual leave for women in pain.

Intimina’s Danela Zagar said: ‘Periods are normal and talking about periods should be normal.

‘But because of the ongoing stigma around menstruation, period conversations remain difficult and embarrassing for people, even with loved ones.

‘There’s no more normal and everyday a scene than the whole household sitting down together at the kitchen table and talking over a meal.

‘And if period conversations were truly normalised then they wouldn’t be off this table — or off any table for that matter.’

 

Or maybe don’t talk about your period while other people are trying to eat. For example, I’d never talk about the large scabs I had to peel off my testicles while other people are eating.

 

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Ricky Gervais’ Netflix Special Draws Criticism for Graphic Jokes Mocking Trans People

 

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Fans At John Mulaney’s Show Said They Felt “Ambushed” When Dave Chappelle Opened It With Anti-Trans Jokes

 

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Dave Chappelle ‘attacker’ admits he was inspired by Will Smith slap of Chris Rock at Oscars

During an interview on Saturday, Lee told The Post he is a bisexual sexual abuse survivor who previously dealt with homelessness and was “triggered” by the “Chappelle Show” star’s jokes.

But on Monday, he admitted the attack was also partially driven by an effort to raise his public profile as a budding rap star who goes by the stage name “NoName_Trapper” and once put out a song about the Emmy-winning Chappelle.

 

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