Saturday evening links

by | Jun 29, 2024 | Daily Links | 115 comments

As per usual, O’Hare is the country’s butt plug when it comes to air travel. Massive thunderstorms in the morning. 1 1/2 hour drive to the airport, 1 1/2 hour delay going to Chicago, connection missed, six hour layover in Chicago before a four hour flight. From the time I left Glibs Gulch to the time I walked in the door was exactly 19 hours. I want my flying car.

Links?

Hey, was there a debate last week?

“What is my purpose?” “To bring me butter.” “Oh, god.”

“And get offa my lawn!”

Maybe now they can focus on not making shitty products.

I’m just going to leave this here.

P.T. Barnum nods in approval.

Okay, that’s good for today. Time to go harvest garlic. Peace out, Glibbies.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

115 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    “This is no longer about Joe Biden’s family or his emotions,” said an adviser in constant touch with the West Wing. “This is about our country. It’s an utter f***ing disaster that has to be addressed.”

    If Trump wins, the party’s over, man.

    • dbleagle

      Yet if Trump does overcome the “fortification” to beat biden the airplane will still be heading at the same mountain. It might fly a few MPH slower and at a slightly reduced pitch, but the powers will not allow Trump, or anybody else, change the course until after they milk the golden cow completely dry.

  2. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    At least you didn’t start drinking until composing this post

    • Spudalicious

      I will admit that my stomach let me know Wednesday just how much I had to drink on Tuesday.

  3. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Is Spud in “Glibs Gulch” for the super secret meetup that no one is invited to except a select choice few?

    • Gender Traitor

      From the time I left Glibs Gulch…

      So maybe he wasn’t invited?

    • rhywun

      I think he has a house there.

      • Spudalicious

        Yes.

    • Spudalicious

      I was there for WebDom and l0b0ts marriage.

      • Gender Traitor

        Did you help deliver the puppies?

      • Spudalicious

        No. Day after I left.

  4. R.J.

    Luxury Fruits is a great band name.

    • Gender Traitor

      Didn’t they open for Bowie during his glam phase?

    • dbleagle

      Their first album should be “Billionaire Bi’s Buying Bullion.”

    • creech

      Did they ever figure out how to stop (((women))) from giving b.j.s?

      • Tres Cool
      • Sensei

        Perfect Tres!

    • Suthenboy

      “…public assistance fraud on a scale rarely seen before in New Jersey.”
      Wow. That is really saying something.

      • Sensei

        When the corruption level in NJ impresses the guy living in LA…

  5. Mojeaux

    If I wanted to spend 19 hours traveling, it’d be in a car with a rockin’ playlist and a good supply of Slim Jims and Mountain Dew.

    • DEG

      A road trip is the way to go.

      Though I’ll be flying to and from FreedomFest this year. I expect a shitshow.

      • Don escaped Texas

        is it in MO?

        I know 1,300 miles doesn’t phase you…what gives/

      • DEG

        Vegas this year.

        I drove to and from Vegas in 2022 when it was last in Vegas. I don’t have the time this year to do that.

      • Grumbletarian

        People look at me like I have three heads when I told them I liked the 2+ days of driving time between TX and NH. Eastern TN/Western VA is really pretty, even on the highway.

      • Mojeaux

        Don, you’ve heard the story of how I drove 2500 miles round trip in 4 days and got a husband out of it, haven’t you?

      • R C Dean

        “I know 1,300 miles doesn’t phase you“

        It’s my new OCD pedantry trigger. It’s “faze”, not “phase”.

  6. Trials and Trippelations

    19 hours was the road time to bring my RV from NC to Texas last week

    • R.J.

      Are you still there?

      • Trials and Trippelations

        No, that was step one of the move. 😛

        The final stage of the move to Waco is in August. I will be working at the Baylor hospital in Temple

      • Don escaped Texas

        Temple

        FourScore to the white courtesy phone

      • R.J.

        Nice. I will live up the road from you in DFW. We must visit sometime.

      • Trials and Trippelations

        That would be fun. I’ll post in a GlibFlick when we’re settled

      • R.J.

        Fantastic!

  7. Aloysious

    Welcome back to Potatoland.

    You should twist OMWCs arm and have him charter you a private plane. That’ll solve your travel problems. If he balks, just say, “Hey. It’s only money.”

    • Spudalicious

      Are you kidding? I have to keep (((him))) out of my wallet.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        So many wines, so much Spud cash…

      • Ted S.

        I would have thought this was more appropriate for you, KK. :-p

  8. Aloysious

    Biden oligarchy?

    I thought that the latin binomial for that group was bidenial retardationus.

  9. kinnath

    thanks for the music link

    • Spudalicious

      Thanks. This week was an easy one.

  10. Aloysious

    Oh yeah, I hope you are making spicey pickled garlic, that stuff is so good.

    There used to be a store here in Nampa that sold different flavors of pickled garlic.

    Sadly, they are out of business.

  11. Tres Cool

    A surprisingly good cover of White Rabbit.

    I think its a bit overproduced, but she does a decent job.

  12. Suthenboy

    I think I should take an ambien and hit the bed. I have a screaming headache and I see the duncery out there continues unabated. I cant fix it, dont drink any more so I might as well sleep through it.

  13. Aloysious

    Luxery fruit. SMH. I’ve seen pink fleshed pineapple for sale a couple different times, ranging from $8-$14.

    • R.J.

      That sounds so dirty.

      • Aloysious

        It might make a good pick up line.

        “Hey baby…”

      • R.J.

        “I wanna taste your pink pineapple!”

  14. DEG

    In Judaism, there are defined times and spaces for sex.

    Like a first date?

    • Sensei

      They were certainly more aggressive than the Catholic girls I dated.

  15. DEG
  16. UnCivilServant

    🥳

    My Pluggable MSP launchpad adapter loaded code to the microcontroller.

    Now I need to wire up something to see if the code actually works

    • UnCivilServant

      The jumper header I put on the adapter is working perfectly

      If this keeps up, I might get the wrong Idea that I have a clue.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nice! You should feel good about your new skills and hobby.

  17. Ownbestenemy

    So I guess our county…or rather us outside the city limits start fireworks now.

  18. Gustave Lytton

    French onion soup is on the stove. Or rather, the carmelizing onions are. The longer it takes, the more sippin to be done.

    • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

      I made that with lamb meat balls recently.

      Big hit.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yum! Lamb isn’t big in our house unfortunately.

  19. UnCivilServant

    Dammit, I hate when fireworks season starts. I’m never quite expecting it, so for that first pop I always go “is that a gunshot”?

    Since I’ve never lived rural, gunshots were usually aimed at somebody when not at the range.

  20. Ownbestenemy

    So I nearly welled up watching Big Foot crush cars. Whole story behind on why the emotions but I stoic’ed the fuck up and enjoyed the show

  21. rudimentary teats formerly known as pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    We have 27 chickens. They currently produce on average 10-14 eggs per day. My girlfriend (my eggs sales outlet) broke her knee cap. She can’t drive for another 3 weeks (6 weeks total). Her cow-orkers can’t buy the eggs for another 3 weeks. I have over 8 dozen eggs sitting in my fridge. I made spicy pickled eggs this afternoon.

    What else can I make with my surplus eggs?

    • UnCivilServant

      How many have you deviled?

      • rudimentary teats formerly known as pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Not a fan of deviled eggs.

    • R.J.

      Scotch eggs!
      And breakfast casserole you could keep in the freezer.
      Pickling will certainly make them last the longest.

      • slumbrew

        +1 to frozen breakfast casseroles.

    • slumbrew

      Ice cream. But you’ll be stuck with the whites ( meringues or just scramble them and feed them to the dogs).

      • Shpip

        But you’ll be stuck with the whites

        Ramos Gin Fizz party for the Fourth at Nicefriendlynick’s place.

        And since it’s the Fourth of July, the featured dish can be chicken catch-a-tory.

  22. cavalier973

    Here is an alternate site relating the story of the “suicidal robot”:
    https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/robot-commits-suicide-south-korea

    I couldn’t tell if the author was trying to be funny.

    The robot, affectionately known as the “Robot Supervisor,” had been a model employee since its appointment in August 2023.

    ————

    Some experts have suggested that the robot may have experienced an emotional breakdown due to the stress of its workload, while others believe a technical malfunction could be to blame.

    ————

    Social media has also been abuzz with reactions ranging from poignant tributes to the fallen robot to serious discussions about the ethical implications of AI sentience and the potential for robot suffering.

    ————

    It has also raised concerns about the workload and well-being of robots in the workforce and ignited a broader conversation about the ethical treatment of AI.

    • R.J.

      So, it is unethical to make robots do cubical work, but OK for humans?

      • cavalier973

        It’s unethical to make a being that lacks free will to do stuff.

      • UnCivilServant

        NPCs are easier to program to not be impacted by it.

    • cavalier973

      What *I* want is a gardener robot, that will till the soil, plant the seeds, water the veggies as needed, and keep out the squirrels, birds, and weeds.

      • R.J.

        That’s far too useful. It will never work.

      • Suthenboy

        How to create a sentient being that appreciates what we consider the good things in life and would be happy.
        I can easily see such a robot being happy with the work and the product of that work. I can also see a office robots hurling themselves off of roofs and down stairwells.

        Now that we are on that subject my yard efforts are both paying off and creating problems. The sunflowers I planted along the back porch for shade are quite beautiful but the heads getting so heavy with seed that they are beginning to fall over. The passionflower is growing enthusiastically and blooming but keeping the caterpillars off is getting bothersome. The pawpaws are doing well but a few more years before fruit…
        the wild stuff I relocated to various locations are doing well…two different sweet peas, and half of a dozen other wild ones I dont know the names for…they look great.

        I will doodle around a bit more today if it isn’t too hot.

      • Suthenboy

        RJ: You are correct. It will not work because as soon as people noticing it working they will scream and rend garnets then shit all over it.
        I dont get that part of human nature…some people see something wonderful, something useful or beautiful and they have to smash it.
        Some people are just evil. They know their enemy when they see it.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m awake – trying to convince myself to do prep work for the cabbage roll cookery. I have to either find a pot big enough to boil the cabbage whole, or convince myself it’s not a terrible idea to boil loose leaves.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’d think boiling the loose leaves might be quicker, but I’d definitely defer to the recommendation of the recipe.

      • UnCivilServant

        The recipe is “Everyone does it differently, so here’s a few observed in the wild”

  23. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey! How are things in your corner of the township?

      • Tres Cool

        Quiet.
        I drove past the farmers market yesterday and looked for a redhead. Guess you werent there.

      • Gender Traitor

        I was lazing at Tranq Base all morning. TT went briefly, looking for the meat vendors who make yummy Italian sausages, but they won’t be there until next weekend. He brought home a couple of quesadillas from the food truck instead. 😋🧀

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean! How many pounds of Porterhouse will you eat today?

      • Sean

        Not even a whole number.

        /skinny

      • UnCivilServant

        So why do you cook such large batches? That makes most of the steaks leftovers.

      • Sean

        Meal prepping for the week.

    • UnCivilServant

      Yes, they come from southeast asia.

      /deliberately obtuse.

      • Sean

        “/deliberately obtuse.”

        That’s AWFL.

  24. Sean

    “Donald Trump doesn’t have a plan for the middle class.”

    -My tv

    Unsaid: “We plan to crush the middle class.”

    -Democrats

    • Gender Traitor

      You should either turn off that lying TV or find the “Mute” button on the remote.

  25. TARDis

    are the only Biden deciders.

    bull.fucking.shit.

    President Michelle Obama on deck.

    God help us. Please Lord, let me be wrong.