¡Martes! ¿Es la tarde? ¡Enlaces mexicanos¡

by | Feb 21, 2023 | Daily Links | 179 comments

I came across this AI art project that I thought was sort of funny.  Its an AI depiction of every US President made in the style of a Pixar character.

Some of these are pretty good.  I like that Obama and Wilson effectively have the same smug asshole facial features.  Gerald Ford looks ready to eat your face off.  I also appreciate swole Reagan and Jefferson’s look of utter distain as portrayed by Willem Dafoe.  But W looks deliberately cartoonish, and quite frankly FDR isn’t nearly frail enough.  Finally, I think the computer could have accentuated Biden’s old man skullet a bit more.  Overall though its not bad.

 

¡Enlaces!

I know everyone here was worried about the protests closing Machu Picchu.  The nightmare is over.

He clearly drives like a Mexican.  If you have no idea what that means, good.

I was specifically told Mexicans were a bunch of Marxists, and were incapable of assimilating with American culture.

Now that the snowbirds left, I can now look at golf as a waste of a decent long distance shooting range.

Fun fact about Argentina.

Yes, the plan is to strip mine developing economies with governments willing to enrich themselves extorting the poorest people possible, so a wine mom can feel better about herself.

That’s gotta be lot of rain.  If they’re cancelling carnival, it has to be one hell of a downpour.

He came up in my feed.  Why not?  Have a great Tuesday!

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179 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Im assimilating into Mexican culture,
    Yippee?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Please don’t drive.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Juego doesnt drive at night, so you are almost safe

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ¿Qué onda, 🧃?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I didnt say I can spell it right,
        Jeez🍻

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        91x, from TJ, yes I am
        I bought your book Sir, good stuff

      • Animal

        Thanks!

    • Tres Cool

      2 am Taco Bell doesn’t count.

      TALL CANS!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        🍻 Cheers!

  2. Tundra

    The gif that rules all other inferior gifs.

    Gracias, señor!

    It’s reassuring that our friends south of the border are just as retarded as we are. I’ll feel right at home when I finally get chased out of here.

    I like the pic of Silent Cal. Looks like a badass.

    He came up in my feed. Why not?

    Indeed. A nice trip down memory lane!

    • Chipwooder

      I haven’t been posting here nearly as much in recent months so, after the long absence, it was very reassuring to see the bikini ass slap gif again, constant as the North Star.

      • Tres Cool

        The classics never get old.

      • Tres Cool

        …and welcome home

  3. Pine_Tree

    Likin’ Cal there.

  4. Timeloose

    “The employees were caught mopping up the blood off the floor of the bar when police arrived.”

    Move along…nothing to see here copper!!!

    BTW, within the last 20 minutes, it has been real gloomy, then rained, got sunny as hell, had black clouds move in, then lightning, followed by squalls, now back to sunny. I’m guessing it’s about 20 deg colder than it was at lunch time.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Sounds like the weather here.

      • R C Dean

        Yup. Another rain front is moving through now.

        When you live in the desert, you don’t complain about rain.

    • Not Adahn

      I remember that scene in Desperado.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      Sounds like Orygun.

  5. kinnath

    He came up in my feed. . . . . . .

    I changed the default google-mail account that I log into Youtube.

    It has lost all my prior history, and is treating me as a “new” viewer. I cannot believe the horseshit that it is feeding to me in suggested videos.

    • hayeksplosives

      Just dial up some Thomas Sowell, John Stossel, OzzyMan Reviews, and Pitch Meetings.

      You’ll be right as rain.

  6. R.J.

    Gerald Ford looks part Yeti.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Kennedy needs more jaundice

      • R.J.

        Hahahaha! Yes!
        Clinton has some kind of mini fro going on too. And he looks kinda like a Bonobo monkey.

      • whiz

        Well, Clinton was the first black president…

  7. Michael Malaise

    I miss my old Twitter shitposting days. I just need another phone number to use.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Will they let you use a free google voice #?

      • Michael Malaise

        Ooh. Claimed one. Going to give that a shot.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The kids are still saying hold my beer, trust me.

      • SDF-7

        Nikki Haley, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

        Please clap.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Heh, I’ll claim YOUR cuzzie…

        Heh, heh.

  8. Fatty Bolger

    I love how Clinton’s got that upside down smile politicians always use after they get into trouble, and have to pretend that they’re sorry. He was sporting that thing 24/7 during the Lewinsky scandal.

    • SDF-7

      I love how Obama looks like he’d be more than willing to take your soul as a trade in on this classic VW Bug. Low mileage!

      • Fatty Bolger

        lmao, that’s perfect.

  9. DEG

    In late January Germany’s Chancellor Olaf Scholz visited Argentina and Chile to secure lithium supply for carmakers Mercedes-Benz Group and Volkswagen to produce electric vehicle (EV) batteries. Germany reached a memorandum of understanding with Argentina for increased supply and plans to offer Chile a deal that is reportedly more favourable than its current arrangement with China.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • rhywun

      Is there even enough of these metals in the ground to fashion this dreamy electrical utopia across the world, I wonder?

      • Count Potato

        Nope.

      • Tonio

        Are there even enough orphans to mine it all?

      • R.J.

        Oh, there will be enough orphans.

      • R C Dean

        The ultimate renewable resource.

      • hayeksplosives

        We also need lithium to breed tritium in fusion reactors.

        The governments need to let good old supply and demand sort this out. My guess is that everyone who really wants an EV already has one by now.

    • C. Anacreon

      And what happens to the bipolar disorder patients who take lithium as a mood stabilizer? Will there be any lithium left for them after the battery builders take their share?

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Kurt Cobain hardest hit.

  10. Shpip

    The start of the Florida swing typically signifies the start of the road to the Masters, but the Honda Classic has been squeezed by two elevated events before and after its tournament

    Like many Tour events, there’s a par-3 that, if you get hole-in-one, you win a car from Honda as a tribute to your Acura-cy.

    I thought y’all could use that particular Insight.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      You’re a bit out of your element, here.

      • Count Potato

        It’s a prelude of things to come.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Much Insite, Very 2000’s.

      • Spudalicious

        They’ll come to some Accord.

    • Michael Malaise

      Jeepers, I wish you would’ve dodged the subject instead of ramming it through.

      • Count Potato

        He could have been more civic minded.

    • Shpip

      As long as we’re all of one Accord to keep this up until Swiss gives us our Passport to outer gazetown.

      • Count Potato

        Who will join us in that odyssey?

      • pistoffnick

        He’ll be Fit to be tied

  11. Timeloose

    I’ve been watching a lot of Peter Zeihan’s videos lately. He has some interesting data on demographics and how it will affect the world economy. He is very bullish on Mexico and the next 50 years. I definitely don’t but any of his more recent end of the world as we know it talk. His type of analysis is similar to looking at chemical reactions without knowing or considering the kinetics. It might happen today or 20 years from now, but it will likely happen.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQSMpoQtR6E

    • R C Dean

      There’s something about him that makes my antenna twitch. I have the feeling the vast majority of his predictions don’t pan out, and he sails on with absolute confidence.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I put him in the same class as futurists.

        They may pick on general trends, but their timing is lousy and their extrapolations are ridiculous.

  12. Count Potato

    “Two ‘lazy’ Vanderbilt University deans are suspended after they used ChatGPT to write 297-word email to students about deadly mass shooting at Michigan State

    The Peabody Office of Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion sent students an email on February 16 reminding them to ‘take care of each other’ after the MSU shooting.

    Although the email came off as kind and offered students ways to help promote a caring environment with their peers, at the very bottom, it revealed it wasn’t written by a human.

    ‘Paraphrase from OpenAI’s ChatGPT AI language model, personal communication, February 15, 2023,’ it read.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11776279/Vanderbilt-apologizes-using-ChatGPT-write-email-students-MSU-mass-shooting.html

    OFFS!!

    • Michael Malaise

      “The Peabody Office of Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion”

      Directly across the hall from the Sherman Office of Bitch Slappin’ Hos.

      • Count Potato

        Don’t laugh, Boris and Natasha threw the 2016 election.

      • pistoffnick

        I always thought Natasha was WAY out of Boris’ league.

      • juris imprudent

        She liked bad boys and Boris was bad enough.

    • Michael Malaise

      Consider how sudden the creation of all of these DIE offices and departments have become. How many existed a mere five years ago?

    • Sensei

      What about Soylent Green?

      • Rat on a train

        People are too fatty.

      • rhywun

        I resemble that remark.

    • R.J.

      I don’t need that dill weed to tell me what to eat.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Sage advise here.

      • Spudalicious

        It’s about thyme we did away with all this government oversight.

    • Fatty Bolger

      FFS the salt myth was disproven years ago.

      • C. Anacreon

        And only about 20% of the population is salt sensitive and needs to watch their intake due to blood pressure concerns.
        For the rest of us, our kidneys work just fine, and indeed we’re more at risk of too little salt than too much.
        Why do all the rest of us have to eat bland food? The people who need to restrict salt no doubt can do that on their own, while nannystate leaves the rest of us alone.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Why do all the rest of us have to eat bland food?

        Because some people have a peanut allergy.

      • Tres Cool

        Pickle brine is an absolute gift from G_d for hangovers when you don’t have PediaLyte or some Gatorade handy.
        I don’t know how many times I’ve burped (quietly!) Claussen’s Hearty Garlic Pickles sitting in church on Sunday morning. Course I have to drive all the way to Akron to clean out their inventory.

        Fuck you, Hyperbole.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’ve got six jars in the chill box, never again 2020 – never again!!

      • R C Dean

        Pickle brine in also a magic potion for cramps. Pater Dean takes a swig every night before bed, and it’s stopped his midnight leg cramps.

      • Count Potato

        Drinking lactic acid prevents lactic acid?

      • Spudalicious

        Brined, not fermented.

      • R C Dean

        Potassium, bro.

      • Count Potato

        Brined pickles are fermented. It’s fast pack pickles that are pickled in vinegar that aren’t fermented.

        I never would have guessed pickle juice has that much potassium. Fruit juice is good for that.

      • Spudalicious

        Having made numerous batches of both, that doesn’t compute.

      • Spudalicious

        Never mind, I was forgetting about the vinegar. Just brined are fermented.

      • Count Potato

        “Having made numerous batches of both, that doesn’t compute.”

        Fermenting in the absence of oxygen produces acids rather than alcohol.

      • Count Potato

        “Just brined are fermented.”

        Right.

      • Mojeaux

        Heh. My mom was in the hospital recently. They put her on a cardiac diabetic diet. She asked me to smuggle her some salt, so I did. Don’t want my mama to suffer any more than she has to.

        Her sister is very strict about her own salt intake after a stroke. My mom said she would never do that. She’d rather die of a stroke than live miserably without salt. I concur.

      • Count Potato

        When my mom was on a cardiac diet in the hospital, she was barely eating, so I had them liberate her diet. I found a bunch of salt packets in the nurses break room, but I didn’t want to smuggle any because then it would have been giving the doctors false information.

    • rhywun

      The New Soviet Man eats what Uncle Joe tells him to.

    • Tundra

      It’s all bullshit.

      The number of lobbying groups is really quite amazing. Pickle Packers? Really?

      I’m shocked that Massie hasn’t been able to get his PRIME act through congress. Shocked.

    • R C Dean

      “It’s all bullshit.”

      My new motto. Try watching a national news broadcast without saying it on nearly every story. I’m thinking of getting a t-shirt.

      • Count Potato

        IKR?

  13. Certified Public Asshat

    The National Divorce Delusion

    National divorce could only occur if America were weak. As alienated as conservatives may feel, the state today is undeniably strong. America is still the undisputed military and economic power of the world. It has the power to make Europe voluntarily wreck its own economy. The government has imprisoned hundreds of Americans for unauthorized tourism at the Capitol. It will not let its own people peacefully separate over gender-neutral Mr. Potato Head.

    Secessions require insurgents with political and institutional power. National Divorce advocates, unlike antebellum Southerners, have neither. The movement is led by an assortment of podcasters and talking heads. Meanwhile, the establishment controls our military, our economic system, our political infrastructure, federal law enforcement, the courts, the mainstream media, the schools, the universities, the federal purse, organized labor, and pretty much every state government. The only institutions potentially sympathetic to right-wing separation are parts of the Republican Party apparatus and police unions, both of which many national divorce advocates want to abolish–leaving them with no real organizations to champion their cause beyond a few Rumble channels.

    I guess it is still nice to dream.

    • Count Potato

      They should give Mr. Potato Head his pipe back. It all went downhill from there.

    • R.J.

      Hahaha. They really are dreaming. It is absolutely a possibility.

      • R.J.

        What will he think when California and Oregon vote to secede and start a socialist paradise? We are well on our way to that. He myopically focuses on so-called right-wing people. When California stops gettIng its way in another decade, it could happen.

      • Tonio

        Damn your nimble fingers, you scamp.

      • R.J.

        *winks

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        If that happens, there will be a shooting war, what with the inland parts not going quietly. Not quite as easy as anyone thinks, on either the left or right side of the aisle.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Green’s comment was kind of muddled. She mentions divorce, but then talks about whittling down the size of the federal government. That sounds more like parents sleeping in different beds than a divorce. Shrinking the power of the federal government sounds pretty good to me. She should have stuck with that.

    • Tonio

      The only institutions potentially sympathetic to right-wing separation are parts of the Republican Party apparatus and police unions…

      IDK, I could see California trying to secede if the federal government, most likely SCOTUS, doesn’t let them get as woke as they wanna be. I could see them perhaps taking Oregon and Washington with them under that scenario. Newsom would get to be president for life, they could make Harry their king, etc.

      • rhywun

        I can equally well see California continuing to swing its dick around and fashioning the rest of the country in its image, as has been happening in recent decades.

      • juris imprudent

        make Harry their king

        Puh-lease. They’ll be ruled by the dual monarchy of Queens Meaghan and Harry.

      • hayeksplosives

        No way would the Fed Gov let San Diego area naval base and surrounding Marines installations go with CA.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        And all of CA east of the coastal ranges would say “fuck off” rather quickly. And while they might have “tech” they wont have much to eat.

        Or drink.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      We’ll see what happens when the dollar breaks.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        The fate of the empire rests entirely upon it.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Wokeness may be infuriating to millions of Americans, but for most, wokeness is an abstract concern. People are not going to give up their homes and 401ks over drag queen story hour.

      Sure, but all it will take is a few countries to no longer accepting the petrodollar, and suddenly a home and a 401k isn’t going to be worth all that much. I’m sure people will be willing to tell you how they really feel about drag queen story hour when they have nothing left to lose.

      • rhywun

        for most, wokeness is an abstract concern

        It’s not going to be so abstract after the struggle sessions start.

      • Compelled Speechless

        What a bunch of disingenuous bullshit to suggest that drag queen story hour is even close to the top of the list of reasons why people want a national divorce. As usual, the progressive & RINO establishment sorts pat themselves on the back for punching at strawmen.

        How about wanting to get away from a government that has been at war for over twenty straight years, is $32,000,000,000,000 in debt and may possibly be the single most irredeemably corrupt entity the planet has ever devised?

      • R C Dean

        By my count, the US government has been at war for more like 70 straight years.

      • R C Dean

        “People are not going to give up their homes and 401ks over drag queen story hour.”

        True, and that includes the lefties and the AWFLs. Nobody says only the *spit* deplorables have something to lose in the culture war. If push comes to shove, the left is going to discover that many of its current supporters are willing to make zero (0) sacrifices for its agenda.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        Indeed. See; Virginia, Younkin, for example one.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Orson Welles did it first.

      • Compelled Speechless

        It would be closer to the plot of Watchmen. Oligarch(s) manipulates world events to turn the heat up on a possible nuclear war to near the breaking point, then unleashes an alien attack he orchestrated himself. The world unites under fear of new unknown threat and conveniently turns to oligarch(s) for leadership.

      • hayeksplosives

        Best part of the episode was when “Harry” and “Meghan” are in the branding agency, and after getting only blank stares from his wife when he suggests they leave and really do live like normal people, he opens her Canadian-style head and calls to her, exposing the empty echo chamber she is.

    • Michael Malaise

      Are you a mouse or a man?

    • kinnath

      But what about Mtn Dew?

      • R.J.

        TESTICLE SUPREME!

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I larfed

      • Mojeaux

        EXTREME!

      • R C Dean

        *orders case of Mountain Dew*

    • R.J.

      That sounds vile.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    I got my hair cut at the beauty school today. First time in years it actually got cut the way I said I want it. It’s short, but I don’t look like a goddam cop.

    The guy who cut it might be gay. He had an “I support drag in Idaho” bumper sticker on his tool tray. Good for him.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Schultz teased the release

    I thought Schultz was back out to pasture.

    • Sensei

      Third time is the charm!

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Are you a mouse or a man?

    Put a piece of cheese on the floor and you’ll find out.

    • Count Potato

      Five second rule!

      • rhywun

        Mmmmm… floor cheese!

        /Homer

    • Mojeaux

      I need a Dead Poets Society re-watch.

    • R.J.

      Yes. He also put his nuclear assets on alert.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      As per usual, Putin gives a history lesson while we get a spittle-flecked rant.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I’m genuinely surprised that this hasn’t been pulled from Youtube.

      • Tundra

        Because they think it will make people hate him even more.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Or it hasn’t been shared enough yet.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      There’s no way this ends badly.

      • juris imprudent

        If it never ends, it can’t end badly! /modern economist

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I Do Cars finally did a Northstar teardown. It actually looks like a pretty good (as in straightforward design, not a giant nightmare to work on) motor, aside from that head bolt thing. Nothing some careful set-up and a bag of helicoils couldn’t fix.

    • Sensei

      There is an outfit that sells a head stud kit for them.

      You tap them out bigger and put the studs in. It includes all the taps and drill bits and jigs.

      It does have the Toyota issue of having the starter in the V.

    • Count Potato

      What are you using as a bolt extractor? Imho, the Snap-On thing with the yellow titanium jaws works better than collets.

  18. Shpip

    Look at what you started, Trevor.

    Personally, I think he went because he knew it was Danica’s shift.

    Personally, I hope this becomes a trend. I would love to see it if the champ at Augusta in April receives his jacket in Butler Cabin, thanks the club president, and deadass says on TV “I can’t wait to wear this thing to Waffle House tonight.”

  19. The Late P Brooks

    There is an outfit that sells a head stud kit for them.

    Yeah, I watched Car Wizard’s videos about his XLR or whatever it is, and the proprietary kit he used. Studs would definitely be the way to go. I don’t see how you can patent a stud kit, but what do I know? It’s not like ARP couldn’t whip up a kit.

    • Tres Cool

      I saw that too. Since its a known failure in a decent motor, seems the way to go if you know what you’re doing.

  20. Count Potato

    “A long thread showing that the fraudulently named “Rage Against the War Machine” is actually pro-war, pro-Russia, and anti-Ukraine, using videos and screenshots of the rally’s speakers and related info”

    https://twitter.com/TheWastingTimes/status/1627309230075088896

    “Chair of the Libertarian Party, Angela McArdle, standing in front of Russian flags in an “anti war” rally she helped organize”

    https://twitter.com/BowdenOnBass/status/1627385559701426176

    No idea what is going on here.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      There were people there with Russian flags but I couldn’t care less, they have as much of a right to demonstrate as anyone. Peacenik Ukrainian sympathizers would have been welcomed too but I don’t think there are any.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        They exist but they’re either very quiet or have emigrated to Russia.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Come to think of it, there was an interview with a Ukrainian dissident back at the beginning of the war on French TV. She obliterated Zelensky and the war effort against Russia. The French hosts were completely bamboozled and didn’t know what to do. I think the word went out after that to heavily prescreen any Ukrainian interviewees. We wouldn’t want anything to discredit the propaganda.

    • rhywun

      Twitter randos I’ve never heard of are a reliable source of war news. 🙄

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It was the populist left, the populist right, and libertarians-Jill Stein and Jimmy Dore spoke there for example along with Ron Paul and plenty of others. Nothing the war pigs fear more than the antiwar left and the antiwar right shelving their differences and actually doing something meaningful instead of cursing each other.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Why can’t these treasonous Anti-American empire scumbags understand that coming to the brink of nuclear annihilation is necessary to make sure that our Oligarch’s tax money laundry mat doesn’t stop feeding them that sweet, sweet lucre? The scheme of forcing the Afghans to live in a constant state of civil war to line their pockets ended. This is all they have left. If entire cities need to be leveled to keep it going, that’s just the price that billions of plebs will have to pay.

    • creech

      The Russian Flag was lofted by the LNC Chair at the podium of the 1991 LP convention. Back when there was optimism that Russia would join the league of peaceful nations.

      • UnCivilServant

        join the league of peaceful nations.

        As the first member?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I give it 110% odds that there were glowies looking to discredit the movement.

      • Count Potato

        That did occur to me, but I have no evidence.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Iwent to the PRI show in Indianapolis a few times, way back when, and there were multiple vendors there with the ability to make rolled-thread fasteners in any size or thread, including hollow titanium hardware for the World of Outlaws guys. Because weight is your enemy.

  22. Count Potato

    “Took a midday walk and did some more freelance traffic enforcement.

    This Lexus owner has himself some illicit devices to obscure his plates so he can drive recklessly while evading detection by the city’s traffic cameras.”

    https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1626281968898908160

    CWAA

  23. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    The local newspaper has an article about those evil righties wanting to ban “Gender Queer” from the school libraries. Their comment system blocked my comment because it violated “Community Guidelines”. All I did was mention the name of the book and suggest that people look at excerpts for themselves. Too offensive for the commenting system, but just fine for school kids.

  24. Ted S.

    At least there was one good result in the CL today.

    • rhywun

      Good god, I don’t care how much I hated Liverpool but it could not be enough to celebrate a win for RM. *spit*

  25. Rat on a train

    The Japanese are trying to kill your children.

    Researchers looked at data from nearly 800 pediatric patients admitted to the hospital with scald injuries between 2010 and 2020, and found that about one-third of those cases — 31% — were caused by instant noodles.

    • creech

      Outlaw boiling water!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Big Ramen won’t allow it.

    • Michael Malaise

      College kids dumb, no film at 11.

  26. R C Dean

    “He clearly drives like a Mexican. If you have no idea what that means, good.”

    Sadly, I do. The Sonoran plates are back in Tucson. A great addition to our usual mix of old people and students.

    “Now that the snowbirds left“

    Really? They haven’t left Tucson yet. Usually not for another month.

    • C. Anacreon

      After the end of Spring Training, I always thought

      • dbleagle

        Normally they leave the day after Easter.

  27. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Looks like the Fed Pivot expectations died today. The market shat itself across the board.

    • Count Potato

      Yikes!