Saturday evening links

by | Jan 27, 2024 | Daily Links | 192 comments

Let us not forget the importance of the weekend.

Hey, Glibbies! Yep, it’s Saturday evening again. Time for erudite, poignant, nay brilliant links.

 

We’re gonna pray those people right back to Guatemala.

 

I really think the stroke turned him into a quasi-libertarian.

 

Hmmm, who do we know that lives in Texas?

 

What part of “shut the fuck…” oh, nevermind.

 

“Would you like to play, a game?”

 

WHEE!!! Now you get to wait an hour until a gate is open.

 

Okay, that’s good for today. Start warming up your liver. Tomorrow is a long day of Championship football.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

192 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  2. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Now you get to wait an hour until a gate is open.

    Yeah, but if you’re a non-idiot and got a window seat, you’ll get an hour of excellent planespotting

    • Fourscore

      If you were going faster than the speed of sound you wouldn’t be able to hear yourself talk

    • Rat on a train

      At least the plane didn’t end up in New York in 1939.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Not exactly the handsomest faces.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Experts say that the Christian nationalist overtones in this rhetoric adds a dangerous dimension to an already fraught situation.

    “When people believe that they are working on behalf of God, they might be willing to resort to relatively extreme measures,” said Ruth Braunstein, assistant professor of sociology at the University of Connecticut and author of “Prophets and Patriots: Faith in Democracy Across the Political Divide.” ”And so you have a politically volatile situation that could become much more so, in part because of this rhetoric.”

    The good guys, on the other hand, really are doing God’s work, and we should praise and revere them.

    • RBS

      “When people believe that they are working on behalf of God, they might be willing to resort to relatively extreme measures”

      Now do Islam.

      • Beau Knott

        Then do Hinduism, then Shinto. It’s a characteristic of theism, not of this flavor or that flavor.

      • RBS

        Is it really? There are plenty of “theists” who have no interest in violent conversion.

      • The Last American Hero

        If it wasn’t for the c, the coexist bumper sticker wouldn’t be meaningful

      • rhywun

        Not an expert but it seems like all of them go through a period of violence. Maybe more than once.

      • RBS

        That’s kind of the history of the world though.

      • Beau Knott

        So it’s not unique to Islam. The only “interesting” correlation with Islam is how it seems to be baked into the teachings.
        Then again, this guy in the New Testament said something about “I come not to bring peace but the sword.”

      • Suthenboy

        “I come not to bring peace but the sword.”

        That always sounded a lot like “Now look what you made me do!” to me.
        I cant remember, did he insert a ‘this is going to hurt me more than it will you.’ ?

      • trshmnstr

        It’s a universality of power.

        Darwino-Freudo Marxism, despite being anti-religious and thoroughly atheist, sent 100M+ into the afterlife.

      • Chafed

        Ding ding ding!

      • J. Frank Parnell

        But that wasn’t real Darwino-Freudo Marxism because real Darwino-Freudo-Marxism has never been tried.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      When people believe that they are working on behalf of God to create a perfect society full of New Soviet People, they might be willing to resort to relatively extreme measures

  5. The Late P Brooks

    A trucker convoy of “patriots” is heading to the U.S. border with Mexico next week, as the standoff between Texas and the federal government intensifies.
    The organizers of the “Take Our Border Back” convoy have called themselves “God’s army” and say they’re on a mission to stand up against the “globalists” who they claim are conspiring to keep U.S. borders open and destroy the country.

    That’s a heapin’ helpin’ of sneering condescension.

    • rhywun

      A group of six patriot-world influencers…

      …who would have gone unnoticed if not for somehow attracting the attention of the intrepid reporters at Vice.

      • juris imprudent

        Wait wut? The convoy is six trucks???

      • rhywun

        I guess we’re left to assume that it grew to monumental proportions from there.

      • juris imprudent

        Hysterical reporter: My God, it doubled overnight!!!

      • Gender Traitor

        something something loaves and fishes? 😉

      • Grumbletarian

        Well, it’s a little convoy.
        Rocking through the night.

      • MikeS

        An’ eleven long-haired Friends a’ Jesus
        In a chartreuse micra-bus.

    • Suthenboy

      “…conspiring to keep U.S. borders open and destroy the country.”

      Its not just patriots saying this, the globalists admit to it themselves.

  6. Aloysious

    Fetterlump.

    Larf.

    If you had told me even a week ago that he would be taking the piss right out of a core democrat constituency, I would have said nuts to that.

    Maybe its all a show, maybe not. We’ll see.

    • prolefeed

      Perhaps he’s sane enough for a Dem to realize he’s living in something sorta resembling a swing state, and has to try to pick off some GOP voters.

      • creech

        More likely the heavy (((moneybags))) in Penna. that largely financed his campaign have made him quite aware of the influence they command.

      • juris imprudent

        I think there may also be extra sensitivity around the state given the Tree of Life incident and his political antennae are tuned to that.

    • Chafed

      It seems like since he recovered from his stroke, or whatever it was, he has dropped the hard left garbage.

      • Spudalicious

        When you face death in the face and survive fairly intact, it could be that pandering for a cause loses its luster.

      • one true athena

        Gisele was pretty firmly in charge when he was first elected. I think being in the hospital might have had more to do with disconnecting him from her than anything else. but i dunno maybe I’m being unfair to her and she was just being protective when he was ill.

  7. Shpip

    The convoy’s crowdfunder on GiveSendGo has raked in more than $30,000 just this week, totaling nearly $50,000 by Friday morning. “Once willing to die defending this country, now willing to die protecting my family from what this country has become,” said one donor, who identified himself as a Navy vet. “Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes,” wrote another.

    Donors getting IRS audits and being locked out of their own bank accounts in 3,2,1…

    • RBS

      ““Once willing to die defending this country, now willing to die protecting my family from what this country has become,” said one donor, who identified himself as a Navy vet.”

      -I haven’t seen my dick in a decade, he added.

  8. UnCivilServant

    3D printing a lead former so my components don’t have janky bends.

    Someone was actually trying to sell a printed version for $18. The injection molded ones ran $5, and that still seemed silly (especially when they wanted $6+ for shipping) Though had I not noticed the print lines on the $18 one, I might not have thought to look for an STL and do it myself.

    • Sensei

      Welcome to Etsy.

      Take an STL ignore the license and sell it.

    • Tres Cool

      Even though I grew up to that, I like the Paul Brandt version better.

  9. prolefeed

    To belatedly reply to a post by Juris Imprudent on the a.m. links – this site has lost so many people that it has turned into more of an echo chamber than it was. So, a respectfully contrarian POV is a good thing.

    On that note, I’ve been mulling over the debate here on immigration, and playing Devil’s Advocate: I think Biden’s loosening of the border has inadvertently been the only arguably libertarian thing he has done. For some of the basest and most evil motives ever, sure, but the people fleeing the commie tyranny of Venezuela are way more free now.

    Feel free to dogpile on me for that opinion. 🙄

    • Sensei

      My quick shot is you can have mostly free immigration or social services, but not both.

      Since we aren’t going to end social services no matter what we say here open immigration isn’t going to work.

      • prolefeed

        Why is the status quo incompatible with allowing people to flee a socialist hellhole like Venezuela? I think you’re taking some assumptions for granted – perhaps you could make those assumptions explicit?

        Should we stop people fleeing Cuba from seeking asylum too?

      • UnCivilServant

        Your assumption is that either all or many of the swarm are actually asylum seekers of any sort.

        My assumption is that when you throw the doors open and ring the dinner bell of handouts, you will get people looking for handouts alongside people looking to cause active harm to your country because there’s nothing stopping them. These groups easily add up to more than anyone with genuine humanitarian need.

      • prolefeed

        What harm would the free riders cause, other than maybe voting Democratic and causing budget problems for states and cities offering generous perks?

        Are the border crossers objectively statistically worse than, say, the median Californian native? What evidence for that supposition could you link to?

        What is the alternative – barb wire and claymores and machine gun towers along the border?

        I’m arguing in good faith here, BTW – I seriously would like something I could use to debate this with Mrs. Prole, who has asked me to make the libertarian argument for closed birders. Currently I’ve got nothing.

      • UnCivilServant

        A: You’ve left off the crimes they commit that would not happen were they not here.

        B: Voting At All will cause a cascade of problems making it harder to fix the issues we already have.

        C: I’d happily disenfranchise and deport parasitic californians

        D: You left off the skull racks and rotting carcasses to discourage more migrants. And I’d be quite happy with a zone of lethality for those trying to invade. I am not kidding or being hyperbolic. My tolerance is depleted.

        E: I am not a libertarian, so don’t look to me for a libertarian argument.

      • rhywun

        Are the border crossers objectively statistically worse than, say, the median Californian native?

        No but we have to draw a distinction somewhere and there does happen to be a convenient method for doing this that has been more-or-less recognized worldwide for hundreds of years.

        Looking for who “deserves” to be here just gets ugly.

      • Sensei

        Yes, if I have to pay for it.

        You want private charities to pay and guarantee it for support I’m ok with it. Employers who bring over visa holders are on the hook for social services.

        I’m also being blunt here on purpose. Recognizing there are more nuanced ways to allow people from shitholes to come here AND be productive. But WTH current environment I don’t see it happening.

      • rhywun

        At least Cuba is next door – one of the traditional pre-conditions for accepting actual asylees.

      • rhywun

        When I run the same argument through my head, I arrive at the conclusion that “libertarianism” is at times no more reflective of human nature than any other -ism.

        A lot of goal posts have to be moved around in order to come to the conclusion that the world arriving at our doorstep is an unalloyed good.

      • Chafed

        +1 Milton Friedman

    • Spudalicious

      We have opened enrollment and took off the search engine blocks. Not much more we can do about it. If the group wants more members, put out the word.

      • prolefeed

        Maybe put up a sticky post at the top for a while announcing that, for lurkers who haven’t been able to chime in, see if the fix works?

      • robc

        There was a search engine block?

      • RBS

        That seems…counterproductive.

      • Spudalicious

        It was based on the mindset when this site was first set up.

      • rhywun

        Oh, right.

        The Jacket never did get back to me about that interview. Darn.

      • kinnath

        I once tried to find something that I knew I had written using google. I was actually pleased that it didn’t show up in search results.

        I am not totally thrilled with the search engine blocks coming off.

      • Sensei

        Mixed feelings as well.

        That said I can see upside as well.

      • kinnath

        So yes, we need to grow. It can’t happen if people can’t find us.

        I will now need to self edit even more than before.

      • The Hyperbole

        I for one am hoping to get rich and famous once “Hey Buddy, Stop Doing That!” goes viral and I can cash in on all the merchandizing tie-ins, HBSDT the Board Game , and other spin offs.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Are you sure that isn’t bored game?

      • Spudalicious

        I have mixed feelings as well, but the group was clamoring for increasing our ranks. This is what we have available to us.

      • kinnath

        I understand the need. And I am not going to complain or argue against it.

      • kinnath

        I need this site to survive.

        I am willing to deal with site being visible to search engines.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Yeah, I will need to stop being so cavalier with my real identity, but if you aren’t growing you are dying.

        Hats off to hte PTB.

      • slumbrew

        We could keep the comments excluded but that may be counterproductive.

      • MikeS

        Not much more we can do about it

        How about the “POWERS THAT BE” leaning on “THE FOUNDERS” to actually participate in the site they created? Also; how about the “POWERS THAT BE” participating?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Hi MikeS!!

        It makes me sad that many of the so-called TPTB don’t talk to us anymore

      • MikeS

        Hi, KK!

        #metoo.

      • Trigger Hippie

        This!

        If the people who run the site find the community/commentary they helped create beneath their notice or regard then what the fuck are we even doing here?

      • MikeS

        This question deserves an answer from those people.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *Final Drunken Thoughts*

        …To be fair; The heart, love and soul of this place passed along with SP. That’s not a disparaging comment towards the remaining PTB, I’m just saying she was a incredibly special lady and things haven’t quite felt the same here since she left us.

        *almost misty eyed*

      • Gender Traitor

        find the community/commentary they helped create beneath their notice or regard

        Has someone said this? If not, why assume so? Unless we’re told, we don’t know what’s going on in any Glib’s “analog” life. People’s circumstances change, and they may simply have to reprioritize their time for other activities. They may also choose to do so for reasons that have nothing to do with the quality of the site or the other participants, so why jump to the conclusion that we should take it personally?

        As far as I’m concerned, there are plenty of active Glibs here with whom I enjoy interacting, so if – for whatever reason – many of the original founders/PTB can’t or don’t choose to be active, it doesn’t make a difference to me. It would be great if they did, but I’m not going to fret about why they don’t. Something/someone keeps this site going – that’s what’s important to me.

    • juris imprudent

      an echo chamber than it was

      Yeah, that’s a tendency I don’t like and probably amps up my contrariness just a wee bit.

      Opening the border is not a libertarian win particularly given it wasn’t done on the basis of libertarian principle, but for entirely different and incompatible reasons (to any fucking principle). Very open immigration has worked in the past, when assimilation was the default and welfare was not. You have to establish the right conditions to allow greater immigration.

      • Sensei

        You mean if I’m an expat in India and I can’t my public school there to give my kid Christmas off?

        OTH, my town finally caved to the braying and Diwali is a school holiday. Mind you there were never tests and attendance was never mandatory on that day, but that doesn’t count as a reasonable enough accommodation. Naturally that pissed off a second group so we also now do the same with the Lunar New Year.

        Lots of assimilation.

      • juris imprudent

        Exactly my point. Our glorious morons in charge have destroyed what worked because assimilation to our culture is evil. What you bring is more important than what you leave behind. Wrong fucking answer.

      • rhywun

        assimilation to our culture is evil

        They’ll all turn into white supremacists if we aren’t careful.

      • juris imprudent

        The South Asians in particular.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        The black Yellow Face of white supremacy.

      • Chafed

        So much this.

      • juris imprudent

        Let me amplify on the point about assimilation. This country is the world’s dumping ground for the malcontents within their own culture. A friend once mused that if Mexico had to keep all of the people striving for a better life (in America), there would be a revolution there. So it very much works for the Mexican elite to let those people escape that culture and migrate north. It also pays handsomely as the now-successful-in-the-U.S. send money back to help sustain the rotten system in Mexico. I don’t doubt the same is true elsewhere – for someone that wants what isn’t in accord with their native culture can find the freedom and opportunity here to pursue that.

        Given that historically, we were open to anyone motivated, it all worked reasonably well. Oh, we had bouts of nativism and some prejudice against foreigners that made our prejudice against blacks – pale in comparison. But the Irish, the Italians, the Chinese, the Japanese, the Polish – everyone had the chance in the long term to succeed.

        But we pissed all of that away. Could it be restored? I don’t see why not – other than you have to bust a lot of shit-filled heads.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, the last 75 years or so of schooling has been all about tearing down everything that made the U.S. unique – including the “melting pot”. The concept was still on its last legs when I was little but today it’s just lumped into “racism” along with everything else.

      • rhywun

        All of which was meant to say that restoring it is going to be *extremely* difficult. I won’t live to see it if it happens.

    • Mojeaux

      I do not care if they come here.

      I don’t even care if they work under the table. Working underthe table should be an option to anybody who can find such arrangements.

      I don’t want them getting free healthcare, food stamps, land, or housing. Come at your own risk. Bring your own fucking tent. If you’re trespassing private property, prepare to get buckshot in your ass. You’re not getting anything from anybody except work if you can find it. Good luck!

      • rhywun

        I don’t want them getting free healthcare, food stamps, land, or housing.

        Unfortunately I don’t know if you can put that sailed ship back into the bottle.

      • creech

        I don’t care either if churches or bleeding hearts want to carry their load. Just don’t put a gun to my head taking my resources and denying my body my choice.

      • Chafed

        How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

    • Fourscore

      Open borders is a 2 way street. I should be able to freely head south or north with not having to slow down and live in any country I pass through and expect the same courtesies. Open 1 way is not Open Borders. I can’t even go to Canada without a border interrogation and a passport. I speak passable Canadian, wear Carhartts inconspicuously and can clean my own fish but still am not respected.

      • Fourscore

        Misplaced, obviously, answering Prole’s higher up

  10. Shpip

    Brought the missus down to The Villages to see Home Free in concert tonight.

    I’m immediately pegged as an outsider since I’m wearing khakis and topsiders instead of Bermuda shorts and New Balances. The wife has been driven to distraction with all the geezers zipping around in their golf carts, making traffic perilous for the car people.

    Weirdly enough, not a single loofa on the CUVs in the Publix parking lot.

    I joked with the Mrs. about hitting the real estate office tomorrow to look for a homesite. She was not amused.

    • RBS

      “Brought the missus down to The Villages”

      “I’m immediately pegged”

      Sounds like a great time was had by all.

      • Spudalicious

        Those old people don’t hold back.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        We had a lively drunken discussion last night about how slutty old people are on account of the no pregnancy risk. STDs be damned!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Love Home Free. How was the concert?

      • Shpip

        Rollicking good time. Even the geezers were out of their seats, clapping away to their interpretation of the beat.

        The group closed with “Proud to be an American,” and a thousand old people instantly turned into Pentecostals, standing up, waving their arms like they were doing the celestial bench press.

    • J. Frank Parnell
      • CPRM
  11. Sensei

    Laso’s friends said they reported her missing to the El Dorado County Sheriff’s Office when they could not get ahold of her.

    It wasn’t until the gondola started working again Friday and went back down the mountain that crews realized she had been there overnight.

    Reports were made. The question is if the resort will simply give her money back and a Sizzler coupon or actually pay her to go away.

    https://www.kcra.com/article/heavenly-ski-resort-woman-stuck-gondola-15-hours/46557458

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “Alpine skiing is an inherently dangerous activity, the owners bear no responsibility for the customers actions”
      / on the lift ticket

  12. Ted S.

    Hmmm, who do we know that lives in Texas?

    Austin isn’t narcissistic?

    • prolefeed

      Some people here in Austin are narcissists, sure. Dunno if more than the rest of the U.S.

    • Fourscore

      Why?

      • Fourscore

        Dammit ! Meant for Yusef below.

  13. Yusef drives a Kia

    I got some tickets to see Bill Maher live tonight,
    Will report back.
    /should be fun

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Wear a mask. You don’t want to catch TDS.

  14. Gender Traitor

    At a charming microbrewery that a friend’s brother recently opened in his charming older house in lovely and talented Glendale, Ohio, north of Cincinnati – the GlendAle House. Tasty beers and a warm, friendly atmosphere – when folks walk in, the staff greets them with “Welcome home!” 😊🍻

  15. Suthenboy

    According to the left any dissenting voice is a danger to order. That is how they justify crackdowns.

    He will always be Fetterlump to me.

    Texas? Bullshit. It is universal. Were it not we would not have the myth of Narcissus.

    83M for proclaiming his innocence? Seems legit. I have more confidence than ever in our noble Justice System.

    We did not have enough doomsayers before? I liked it when it was just loons with sandwich boards.

    • RBS

      Our anniversary is 12/21 but now we celebrate surviving the Mayan Apocalypse.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        If you wrote the date in Britain, you could say you survived a Rush album.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “Never need to wonder,
        How or why”?

      • RBS

        I left out that there was a billboard on the next street over from our apartment telling everyone in Columbia to repent…NOW!

    • juris imprudent

      Biden having a mutinous department – oh be still my heart.

      More likely, it’s against their union work rules.

    • Tres Cool

      “The Border Patrol Union also issued a statement outlining that agents will not interfere with Texas National Guard members carrying out “lawful” operations.”

      Sub-theme: “our union employees have indicated an aversion to razor wire due it being “scary, icky, and may cause members to get cut at work”

      • Spudalicious

        I showed up at work one day, and my crew was wound. We were on the training schedule to go to an adjacent departments training facility to participate in “crowd control training” with law enforcement. I called my battalion chief and said “John, do I really need to say the words?”. Training was cancelled 20 minutes later.

      • Chafed

        Your guys didn’t want to play with water cannons?

      • Spudalicious

        That hit at the very core of why I did the job.

        Point being, Texas National Guard and CBP people below the level of supervisor have been in close contact. There is no way we will see conflict between the two.

    • Urthona

      good points.

      I think it’s just that Nascar season hasn’t started yet.

      • R.J.

        This could also be true.

    • Ownbestenemy

      So…long…ago! Great to reread that write-up and view point. Thanks for the reminder Trashy!

    • slumbrew

      Excellent, thanks – missed that the first time around.

    • R.J.

      That was great.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Trshy, thanks for reminding us of that post. I just finished going through the comments, and, well, kind of amazing how different they were. There didn’t seem to be much straying from the subject of the post, interesting counterpoints were made, and no porn.

      Maybe there is something there that can be taken away…

    • Tres Cool

      At the same time? Impressive.

      • R.J.

        Yes. Hey had a gun battle too. I hope this comes out on free streaming.

  16. UnCivilServant

    My box of assorted LEDs arrived and I’m noticing different voltage ratings listed. All of which are annoyingly low.

    Now I’m wondering how I calculate what I need to keep the values correct, and how much wiggle room there is on the listed values.

      • UnCivilServant

        How odd.

        I mouse over the test fields, it complains about my using decimals (3.3v for example) but still does the math.

    • Plinker762

      (Vcc-Vf)/If = R How hard can that be to remember?

    • Plinker762

      More seriously, did they provide data sheets for each type? Using 5mA for the current will probably keep them visible and safe.

      • slumbrew

        *goes back to poking at Go code*

      • Plinker762

        Can’t spell geek with out EE

      • UnCivilServant

        They did not provide a complete data sheet for any of them… 🙁

  17. DEG

    Saks says that organizers have been in contact with local law enforcement along the convoy routes and in rally locations. Additionally, the rallies will take place on private property, which he says will empower event security to remove any troublemakers. The locations for the Arizona and California rallies haven’t been posted yet.

    Heh. That won’t stop the Feds’ agent provocateurs.

    RE: Fetterman: His early life:

    Fetterman’s passion for rehabilitation—and other progressive policies—might seem unlikely for someone with his background. He grew up in Central Pennsylvania’s York County, the son of an affluent insurance firm partner. As a teenager, he describes himself as a “football-playing meathead.” His family members were all Republicans, so he was a conservative too, though “not in an aggressive or angry way.”

    • Tres Cool

      So help me, dude just looks like a giant Slingblade.

      • Plinker762

        Uh huh

      • slumbrew

        Some folks call it a kaiser blade but I call it a sling blade. Un huh.

    • creech

      You can bet some dude will whip out a Nazi and/or Confederate flag at just the moment tv cameras are on them.

    • R.J.

      GENIUS!

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Well, now I need a shoe car. Italian, of course.

  18. creech

    So far the teams I’ve rooted for have gone 2-8 in NFL playoffs. I’m rooting for Ravens and Lions tomorrow. You might want to bet accordingly.

    • rhywun

      I know I’m supposed to root against K.C. and I might do just that.
      I have no especial feelings for or against Baltimore.

      I think I will root for Detroit.

    • MikeS

      GO NINERS!!!!!!!

  19. Tres Cool

    Coming back from dropping off Tres V2.0 today, I saw a billboard for these guys:

    https://www.apostolichvac.com/

    That’s a pretty intense name.

    • rhywun

      Jesus passes the savings on to you!

    • MikeS

      Jesus HVAC

      • MikeS

        Better: Jesus HVAChrist

  20. Brochettaward

    Right when they think you are going to second, you hit them with another First!

    • MikeS

      🤼‍♂️

  21. Trigger Hippie

    Well, got my first paycheck from New Job yesterday…today my car and tablet crapped out… probably looking at least $1000 in immediate expenses to repair the most immediate concern(car troubles)…

    Man makes plans, God laughs.

    • MikeS

      Hey, dude. I haven’t been around much…I hope you’re doing OK. Obviously this news sucks ass, but is the new job OK, at least?

      • Trigger Hippie

        New Job is a blessing. An extra 10k in income per year while doing ridiculously easy bullshit below my pay grade. Really, overall I feel pretty goddamn blessed… it’s just the unrelenting nut punches to my savings account that stresses me out. I have plans, goals, aspirations, a desire to try to build something in this back half of existence. But every time I get my head fully above water another wave rolls in, leaving me struggling to keep my nostrils open and inhaling… struggling for damn near thirty years is exhausting…I’m exhausted.

      • MikeS

        I don’t know what I can say that isn’t a cliche. Doing easy work for extra cash is a damn nice turn of events, though. Keep that train rollin’!

      • Trigger Hippie

        How are you, bud? Our paths haven’t crossed much in real time over the last year or so. What’s good? What’s not so good?

      • MikeS

        Doing pretty good. This winter is a damn sight better than last, so that makes Mike a happy boy. haha

      • Trigger Hippie

        Good deal. Ya know, you, Bob and festus are the guys I most often identify with(for good or I’ll)…in some ways I’m envious and in others I feel lucky. Interpret that how you will.

      • MikeS

        Haha. We should start a club.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Aren’t we in a club already?
        Cheers!

      • Fourscore

        /holds hands against the window, trying to look in

    • Trigger Hippie

      Er…car didn’t crap out today. It was on Wednesday. Today the tablet kicked the bucket…sorry.

      I’m a little drunk. What do you want from me? Piss off. 😉

      *burp*

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        🎵 The rabbit kicked the bucket, the rabbit kicked the bucket

  22. Brochettaward

    I like listening to radio from the 90’s. It really reminds you that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Listening to the Art Bell video I linked to yesterday, and it starts with him recapping the news of the day. He talked about Bill Clinton campaigning on Bush being soft on China (fucking HA!) . The Clinton admi wanting to tax cigs. The Clinton administration wanting to introduce a federal ID cad in the name of stopping fraud (fucking HA!). But it would help stop illegal immigration and welfare fraud. Problems that they really had interest in stopping.

    Clinton used tough on China rhetoric to get the Chinese to funnel money to the DNC.

    • Brochettaward

      Clinton trying to ram through healthcare reform. The great leftist canard. You can never reform healthcare enough.

      Some women ranting about the privilege of the white middle class and how we shouldn’t be focused on minorities and illegal crime.

      IT’S ALL THE SAME. Could have been recorded yesterday with a few names changed and you wouldn’t know the difference.

      • Brochettaward

        AND PEOPLE, FUCKING PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR GOD DAMN RADIO WHEN CALLING IN.

        Why does every dumb fuck have to be told this?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “Caller, please turn your radio down”
        Caller?……

  23. rhywun

    Mornin’.

    Mann never ceases to astonish with his audacity

    Yeah, no kidding. His fraudulent case against Mark Steyn is about to get interesting.

    • Ted S.

      The sports sportsball is getting interesting.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, rhy, and Ted’S.!

      • Ted S.

        Raining here, and supposedly it’s going to turn to wet snow later in the day.

        I’ve got a new computer chair to put together that I bought yesterday at Sam’s Club. They’ve started requiring members to show ID on entry again. What that says about society/the economy, I don’t know.

      • Gender Traitor

        Similar weather here. Had to drive through a doozy of a downpour coming back from the microbrewery we visited last night in the northern Cincinnati area.

        So Sam’s is carding again, eh? I haven’t gone in myself for awhile. I don’t mind that so much as the cart check on the way out, taking inventory of everything everyone bought. Have they managed to expedite that somewhat?

      • Ted S.

        I don’t buy full carts worth of stuff when I go there so it doesn’t take me quite so long to get out. They had two people doing it yesterday, however.

  24. Fourscore

    Morning y’all.

    Had the first cuppa, ready to look for some wildcats. Hope they’re hard to find and not too big. Picked up the bee boxes yesterday that we had moved away before HH. Bees were dead, as expected, now to clean ’em up and get ready for another year;

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, 4(20)! You be careful out there with those wildcats! I have one of their cousins occupying my lap, and there’ll be hell to pay if I don’t appease him in whatever manner he chooses! 😳🐱‍👤

    • Fourscore

      Got the new bees on order, a different variety that is supposed to be better at doing bee work and non-aggressive. Truth in advertising?
      Supposed to arrive May 4th.

  25. Beau Knott

    Mornin’ everybody!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Beau!

  26. Cunctator

    FINALLY. I have been trying for years to join the site.

    How I became a Glib (hopefully not TL;DR) I was on foreign work assignment during “The Departure” from TOS, and when I got back, it seemed like the exodus was invite only. After a few months, I tried to register at Glibs, but for some reason I was never able to sign up. Subsequently, it seemed as the was a glitch in the registration process (???). Maybe it was just me. This morning, Spud mentioned that enrollment was open, and here I am.

    “I have mixed feelings as well, but the group was clamoring for increasing our ranks. This is what we have available to us.”—I have noticed in the past that the commenter ranks were shrinking. I Hope that with registration being open, You (we) attract more commenters who have something to add, just not a bunch of trolls.

    As my first comment—Fuck you, cut spending.