He’s baaaaccckkk

by | Jan 15, 2020 | Fun | 378 comments

TPTB.

 

I completely shot my wad providing top quality afternoon links, so you’ll have to fill in the blanks yourselves.

 

Appropriate.

About The Author

Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

378 Comments

  1. Sean

    Epstein didn’t kill himself.

    • Sean

      ??

    • MikeS

      ??

  2. Heroic Mulatto

    To answer JD’s question in the other thread, the guy behind Liberty Hangout is a Gary North/R. J. Rushdoony “Christian reconstructionist” type who defines liberty as the liberty to enact Biblical law to kill homos, unbelieving Jews, and infidel Mahometans. He also seems sincerely baffled when libertarians call him an authoritarian.

    • Florida Man

      I knew a guy that didn’t like to be called “high handed”.

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        I reckon so

    • Chipwooder

      I tried making a keto gravy for the first time today and the results were……not terrible. Two weeks into the new regime and I’ve lost about 8 pounds. Which is nice. Only 90 more to go!

      • Chipwooder

        Bah…..
        Obviously, that was not supposed to be a reply.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        It was a perfect reply, however.

    • Winston

      Well if he insisted that we must kill all the Catholics then he would fit in with the classical liberals.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Eh. “Catholic” was just totum pro parte for “Irish”.

        Living this close to Boston, I find myself agreeing on more days than I like to admit.

      • Winston

        Except the Continental Liberals felt the same way with the Catholics. See Revolutionary France, Spanish Civil War, Kulturkampf, etc.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        It was a joke.

      • Winston

        *insert that internet meme*

    • JD is Unemployed

      Thanks HM. He sounds like fun. One more reason I’m glad I’m not on the twatter.

  3. Winston

    Lately I’ve been seeing more paper straws around in restaurants and movie theaters. Fucking Turdeau. So much for Big Business and Science saving us from being who want to ban stuff and not restrict our choices.

    • Naptown Bill

      Paper straws infiltrated a few places near me. They’re craptastic. Thing is, it wouldn’t be difficult to make a paper straw that worked. You’d just need to coat the whole thing in wax and make it a shade sturdier. That’s assuming you’re trying to provide something of value to the end user, though, and not just virtue-signal your environmentalism through forcing your Luddite preferences on others.

      • Florida Man

        Tell them you have an allergy. The ADA demands they provide you with plastic.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Businesses can no longer hand out straws nor can they leave them out in a dispenser for you to take as you wish. You have to request one from an employee.

        Asshole signallers can never just let people make their own decisions and leave it so that those who don’t want a straw should be the ones to make the request.

      • westernsloper

        Throw the paper straw in their face and pull out an empty toilet paper roll center and yell, “I re-purpose bitch! You know how many trees had to die to make that one purpose one use straw you inconsiderate planet hating Fuckwit!!!! WE ONLY HAVE TEN YEARS!!!!!!! Maybe less!!1

        Plus, you can drink a large drink in two draws. Sans the lid of course.

      • blackjack

        These things piss me off. I’m a slow drinker. I take my beverages to-go and sip on them for an hour or more. With paper, they cave in and fail before I’m half way through. I have a goatee, so I gotta use a straw. I now have to take extra plastic straws when they are around and use them to replace the paper ones. I have like three straws in my console right now. Fucking retarded Eco freaks. I don’t even like turtles.

      • The Hyperbole

        I have a goatee, so I gotta use a straw.

        Huh?

      • MikeS

        Have you ever tried to teach a goat to drink from a glass? It’s harder than you’d think!

      • hayeksplosives

        I just carry my own thick-walled reusable plastic assault straws.

        I can just point it at the Pacific Ocean and soon a dozen dead sea turtles float to the surface.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        That’s not a straw; that’s sorcerer’s wand…

        SHE’S A WITCH!!!

    • Lackadaisical

      I never knew you were Canadian, this explains so much.

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    I played 18 today, Muscles I haven’t used in years… ouch,

    • Spudalicious

      Good ouch.

    • JD is Unemployed

      Golf golf or disc golf*?

      *Does the disc variety have more “holes”?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Disc, and no, the format is identical,
        the discs are quite specialized, ain’t no Frisbee,

      • Rhywun

        ain’t no Frisbee

        That’s what I was wondering. I suck at Frisbee.

      • Rhywun

        Ooo I like the clear one.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        It was an indulgence, I love it, Grass only, no dirt

      • blackjack

        I haven’t formatted a disc in like ten years or so.

      • JD is Unemployed

        That’s the level of IT humor I understand. On a libertarian website I feel like I am in a minority of people who don’t work in IT.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Here’s my arsenal, mostly 5 years old, except for my Purple indulgence Driver,

      • JD is Unemployed

        Very smart. Have you considered getting customized discs made?

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        Purple indulgence Driver

        My nickname in Jr. High…

      • We're not saying BEAM's an alien, but . . .

        Huh. Small world.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        ….Not that damn small!

  5. Winston

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZhVGsh2KZ8

    Interesting how China is using its wealth and technology to create the Social Credit Score and how Big Business is in league with the Chicoms and they will be using it to pressure foreign businesses. I thought Chinese businessmen were supposed to be anti-Commie?

    • Drake

      I thought our business were too – we were both wrong.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Anti-Commie doesn’t necessarily mean anti-crony.

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • Winston

        This is true but the assumption was that these Chinese businessmen would be opponents of the old regime because…well that is what happened in 19th Century England!

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I was just discussing this with Fd’A the other day. We have to take into account that we’re talking about a generation that saw their grandparents live in utter 3rd world poverty to their children now growing up in a mostly-developed economy (on the coast, of course), from being the “sick man of Asia” to getting away with thumbing their nose to the Americans in the Sea of China. Now you’re going to tell these people that “socialism with Chinese characteristics” doesn’t work? If cutting the organs out of religious minorities is what gets you from squat toilets to sex robots, then why are we surprised that rendering Uighurs in mass abattoirs barely registers a shrug from the Chinese populace?

      • Winston

        So you are saying that all the assumptions about Trade with China were very Eurocentric and Victorian? Oh the irony.

        Also I thought trade with China was supposed to end nationalism?

        I do think something people seriously overlooked is that these urban businesses are connected to the regime so why would they use this wealth to undermine the regime? And since China is still a one-party state its not like these businesses are free to openly oppose the regime.

        And it was assumed that these businesses being dependent on foreign trade would be therefore not be dependent on the regime and willing to oppose it and that the Chicoms would be unwilling to suppress them since this would alienate foreign investment.

        Then you got the whole fear of the urban and rural underclass outvoting them if democracy occurred.

      • Sensei

        Damn. That is well and succinctly put.

      • Winston

        Also I recall one of the arguments for why wealth and trade create liberty is that those things are needed for a middle class and a middle class is needed for liberty. My reply was that this assumes that the Chinese Middle Class opposes the Chicoms. Is that actually true though?

        Would you say HM that the Chinese Middle Class supports the regime?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Would you say HM that the Chinese Middle Class supports the regime?

        In my experience, for the most part, yes. As long as the government provides stability.

      • Jarflax

        This is pretty universal. If your living conditions are not unbearable and your society provides stability you tend to support the system you believe is responsible. And if you read any history of truly unstable times, 30 years war, Taiping rebellion, any civil war or revolution, it makes a great deal of sense. Instability is very bad while it lasts and rarely leads to improvements over the prior system.

      • Winston

        So why did European liberalism happen? Living conditions in 1688 England and 1789 France, 1848 Germany, etc. weren’t exactly unbearable.

      • Jarflax

        1847-48 across Europe was largely a reaction to upheaval resulting from rapid industrialization, hardly stability, 1789 France largely grew out of the Monarchy being bankrupt and repeatedly raising taxes on the merchants and peasants, who had grown in power and wealth under the prior Monarchs as those Monarchs undercut the aristocracy, again not stability but an attempt to take away wealth and political power that had been shifted to those groups. 1688 England was a reaction to an attempt to restore Catholicism in England by James. Your examples are proving my point, which is that stability is what people most desire.

      • robc

        The Chinese middle class in HK have made themselves very clear.

      • Jarflax

        They don’t experience the current situation as stability and improvement. For them, coming from a situation of tremendous liberty and opportunity under the British and for the recent past of mainland China having a hands off policy the current situation is a radical destabilization.

    • Drake

      “The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.”

      ― Vladimir Ilich Lenin

    • J. Frank Parnell
  6. Winston

    Looks like Coonman is hoping for some dead bodies on Monday. Could even get Tuccille, the LP and Jeff Tucker to call for gun bans.

    • Naptown Bill

      Not 2 Chili! Tucker’s soft, the LP’s a joke, but Tuccille always seemed like he was the real deal.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, if you’ve read any Tucille including his novel – no. Not at all.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Why go for half measures? Just declare their political opponents enemies of the state and forfeiting all rights, including life.

      • Winston

        Also declare all political opposition to be racist white supremacy and most “libertarians” would willingly go to the gulags.

      • Winston

        I speak of the Cosmotarians that are terrified of being labelled unwoke.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Gosh labels are just the worst, aren’t they?

      • Florida Man

        Labels are for soup cans.

      • Florida Man

        But if they are going to kill him, don’t they need his name for the tombstone?

    • Tundra

      Uh oh.

    • Florida Man

      Why bother protesting? Anything they do will be spun by the media.

    • AlmightyJB

      Never vote Democrat

    • Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

      “Deadly violence that engulfed Charlottesville ”

      One person got hit by a car. One. Person.

      It had a lower body count than a Chicago picnic.

      • Gustave Lytton
    • Sir Digby's tnetennba

      Whew! No guns on Capitol grounds.

      It’s a good thing no one will have anything that can harm others at range…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I couldn’t agree more.

  7. MikeS

    I completely shot my wad providing top quality afternoon links, so you’ll have to fill in the blanks yourselves.

    Which afternoon was that?

    • Spudalicious

      Since you didn’t show up, I’m assuming you’re not being sarcastic. It was this afternoon. They were the best links, bigly.

      • MikeS

        Rufus and I were working!

        (not together)

      • Spudalicious

        You were working Rufus? Pervert. He’s a puppet.

    • Sean

      Worst asian porn ever.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        Well, now, hold on….

        Let’s not get hasty.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Is this a revival of your fetish series?

    • MikeS

      I’ve learned to click on every single link Heroic Mulatto generously shares with us. My life is fuller because of it.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Just like the front of my slacks.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yup. They’re far safer than most other links.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        ^This guy knows what’s up^

      • Crusty Juggler

        The front of my slacks?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Yes.

  8. Tundra

    That album cover kind of reminds me of this album cover.

  9. Mojeaux

    Some days, I love/hate my job. I am doing a quote. A QUOTE, mind you, and it’s taken me 2 hours thus far and I’m not even near done. Yes, it’s that complicated. I’ll spare you the details.

    Anyway, this is going to be a very expensive job and I’m sitting here getting it half done (it’s the only way I can do the quote, again, details), and he’s gonna have a heart attack when he gets the quote.

    “Why no, I’m not going to negotiate. Details. Parameters. Specifications.”

    That said, I hope he takes the quote because I love doing complicated projects like this. He doesn’t have to know that, though.

    • straffinrun

      Exactly the way I approach doing the dishes and negotiating with the wife. She doesn’t need to know I like do them.

      • Mojeaux

        When I was a kid, I liked doing the dishes in the winter because our house was drafty and cold. The kitchen was warm and bright and the hot soapy water felt good.

      • Rhywun

        I will never not hate doing the dishes. Only thing worse is cat-box duty.

      • Tulip

        I enjoy doing dishes. It’s mindless and I can think and at the end I feel like I’ve accomplished something.

      • straffinrun

        Yep. Something to be said for the beauty of a dishrack full of clean dishes

      • Florida Man

        There’s a reason I spent Sunday fixing the dishwasher.

      • Florida Man

        My wife tries to gaslight me with the floors.

        Wife: “you hate vacuuming, so I’ll let you mop.”

        Me: “ I never said I hate vacuuming.”

        Wife: “…I’ll let you mop”

      • Tulip

        I shared an office with a Korean guy in grad school. He did the vacuuming because American vacuums were just too big and heavy for his wife. Man, she was good.

      • Florida Man

        I don’t mind mopping, but say “husband, I don’t like mopping, so I’ll vacuum.” I’m a reasonable man.

        https://youtu.be/yby7Giaa48s

    • CPRM

      Quote an hourly rate, do the job, double the hours work and let them negotiate it down to somewhere above the hours you think it will take, let them feel like they won, when still paying you above.

  10. Rebel Scum

    I think leftists are starting to play the same word association game they always do. This time it is “constitutional” used in the way they use “common sense” to describe “duly passed constitutional laws that will be enforced”.

    i.e. “I said the words therefore it is!”

    Passing legislation through the legal process does not make said legislation constitutionally permissible.

    • leon

      Sure it does –
      John Adams

    • creech

      Or how Pelosi says Trump “endangered national security” by his Ukraine action. Conveniently forgetting Obama sending $150 billion to Iran. Oh wait, that was for medicine and kindly generals and unicorns and rainbows.

      • blackjack

        And nobody really want;s to know how the vice president sold government favors for a lucrative “job” for his son, amirite? The lefties I know all respond with ” they all do that.” It’s like the patent answer for any provable malfeasance by a dem. Orange Don however, is very dangerous and must be stopped. They apparently think we are really dumb.

    • AlmightyJB

      He looka lika mon.

    • Spudalicious

      That can ruin your junk.

    • Sir Digby's tnetennba

      Sure am glad that Mexican hospital allowed the camera…

  11. JD is Unemployed
    • Crusty Juggler

      The Evolving Libertarianism of Neil Peart

      We on the right, of course, have a special debt to Peart for being the rare entertainer to espouse political beliefs other than lefty ones. The incredible first side of 2112 is based on Ayn Rand’s Anthem, and in “The Trees,” from Hemispheres, Peart makes a point about equality: All trees can be the same height . . . if you cut them all down.

      But like a lot of us who had strong libertarian tendencies when we were young, Peart saw his views evolve as he aged. “The Larger Bowl (A Pantoum),” from the aforementioned Snakes and Arrows, is a heartfelt meditation on the “different fortunes and fates” human beings find themselves subjected to. And in an interview with Rolling Stone in 2012, Peart identified as a “bleeding-heart libertarian” rather than the Randian kind:

      For me, [the work of Ayn Rand] was an affirmation that it’s all right to totally believe in something and live for it and not compromise. It was a simple as that. On that 2112 album, again, I was in my early twenties. I was a kid. Now I call myself a bleeding heart libertarian. Because I do believe in the principles of libertarianism as an ideal — because I’m an idealist. Paul Theroux’s definition of a cynic is a disappointed idealist. So as you go through past your twenties, your idealism is going to be disappointed many many times. And so, I’ve brought my view and also — I’ve just realized this — libertarianism as I understood it was very good and pure and we’re all going to be successful and generous to the less fortunate and it was, to me, not dark or cynical. But then I soon saw, of course, the way that it gets twisted by the flaws of humanity. And that’s when I evolve now into . . . a bleeding-heart libertarian. That’ll do.

      It ain’t easy bein’ cheesey.

      • Mojeaux

        DEvolve. One of the last interviews with him that I read had him firmly on the hand-outs train.

        I don’t like to think about that part.

      • blackjack

        Liberty, twisted by the flaws of humanity? It’s a good thing that statism is exempt from that glaring flaw, now, ididnit. Guy made cool music and I gotta say, he might of planted a tiny seed in my thinking before I had things sussed out. I don’t care what he said to avoid the wrath of the scold class. He knew what having wrong think in your past costs a rock star and he wasn’t about to pay for it. What ever he really believed in the second act.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        I’m still left wondering where the hell he saw ‘Randian libertarianism’ in play. Seriously–Canada may have some islands of liberty, but it ain’t no Randian utopia.

      • The Last American Hero

        Windsor Ontario had casinos, a 19 yr drinking age, and legal or decriminalized prostitution. That’s about as Libertarian as some ass sexing mexican stoners.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        But, hardly a Randian utopia.

        Plus, “had”? As in, they gave it all up?

      • Agent Cooper

        It’s still possible to have empathy for those less fortunate but strongly believe that government (especially a strong federal one) is not the best facilitator of solutions.

        But of course, I am a Super Shitlord so what do I know.

  12. Crusty Juggler

    Man hospitalized after wife puts ‘chastity nut’ on his penis while he slept

    A Ukraine man awoke to find that his wife had placed a metal “chastity” nut on his penis while he slept to stop him from having affairs, requiring him to get it removed with a saw.

    The unnamed man, who is in his 40s, first knew something was awry when he awoke in pain and spied the improvised abstinence device constricting his member, causing it to swell, reports konkurent.in.ua. The metal nut had been placed there by his wife after she found out he allegedly had a habit of sleeping around.

    Suffice it to say, the unorthodox deterrent kicked off a harrowing saga.
    The man was taken to a hospital in the southern city of Zaporizhia, but it didn’t possess the proper tools to deal with his condition. They enlisted a local “Cobra” rescue crew to cut the choker off the anesthetized patient with a bandsaw, as seen in a shocking video by the Ukraine news service NTN TV. The not-so-delicate procedure got so intense that it caused sparks to fly, forcing the specialist surgeons to pour water on the patient’s groin to cool him down.

    Fortunately, the operation was a success. Rescuer Eduard Nekhoroshev said that they “saved the man’s penis,” and he is recovering in the hospital, according to Metro UK.

    Never fall asleep around a woman!

    • AlmightyJB

      Fuck that shit. Damn.

    • Tulip

      Just divorce him.

      • Mojeaux

        Right?!

      • Florida Man

        But he loves her, baby!

    • Drake

      He slept through the process of having hardware bolted to his junk? How many women did he bang that day?

      • Florida Man

        *applause*

    • Spudalicious

      I’m glad he got his nut off.

      • Spudalicious

        Oh come on, people. That was funny.

      • Mojeaux

        I smiled.

      • R C Dean

        Sorry. Stuck on “removed with a saw”.

      • Jarflax

        ^

  13. Lackadaisical

    @Rhywun.

    If you ever decide to visit your old hometown let me know. I’m probably not the best tour guide but I’d be willing to let you crash and could show you the best pace for Indian food in town.

    • Rhywun

      Cool! Actually Rochester is my hometown but I went to college in Buffalo.

      I can’t say I miss anything about Rochester.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Uhhhh garbage plates.

        Loads and oodles of trash people.

        A lot of once-great run-down architecture?\

        Toronto is a boat ride away?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Rats and Birds, come to invade, some peace is had at the expense of others,
        Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Men…..

      • Rhywun

        -1 boat

        It went bankrupt

    • gbob

      Count me in for the Rhywun Buffalo Glib Con. We’ll break some tables, grab a steak sandwich at the Pink and kill our livers.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        grab a steak sandwich at the Pink

        Huh….I would have thought it would be roast beef.

      • gbob

        So, the Pink is the best dive bar in the world….and I’ve been to most. It’s dingy. The patrons are sketchy. It’s dark.

        Thing is, it serves an incredible steak sandwich…more amazing, because the bartender has to make it in near complete darkness. Have people gotten bits of broken bottle in their sandwich…well, yes. Doesn’t matter. It’s fucking amazing, and will allow you to keep drinking until the sensible closing time of 4 AM in Buffalo.

      • Rhywun

        Oh right, I’ve been there.

  14. Crusty Juggler

    How ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Production Design Explored a Bygone Era

    “We made [this original mural in Glassell Park] as an ode to the many murals dotted around Los Angeles in the ’60s that had movie figures, that have long been built or painted over. That particular mural was very close to Quentin’s heart. It’s just how murals were in the ’60s. They just were right there on the side of a building. The muralists would go up and ask somebody, ‘Can we paint this mural here?’ And they’d say yes, and it’d stay until the building was torn down. It was an ode to that artistry, particularly in neighborhoods around Hollywood where there used to be murals all over the place on the side streets. Kent Twitchell was quite big, as were a lot of muralists at that time who were doing iconic film pieces. There used to be so many more murals. This is the problem with overbuilding; it’s amazing how few murals are left.”

    Call me a fagola but I am nostalgic for the time of many murals.

  15. Yusef drives a Kia

    Tuff as far as the eye can see, overlaying Volcanic intrusions, descending to an ancient, silt filled seabed,

  16. Yusef drives a Kia

    Descending down the magma pile toward ShiPa AZ, the entire valley opens below, Mobile homes as far as the eye can see,( I said that already)

  17. Yusef drives a Kia

    First its Wisconsin, then come the Canadians, Alberta, BC, Ontario, they all think the road is frozen and drive 25 in a 45, Yay!

  18. Yusef drives a Kia

    Tomorrow I travel back in time and visit my Cybor… my Wife, and maybe stop by a ghost town, is it haunted?

    • Mojeaux

      OUR elites. Pffftt.

    • gbob

      This time period is the first time where “cultural issues” seem to be actually relevant to me, personally.

      My Libertarian beliefs fit in nicely with culture. Some people win, some people lose. In the end it tended to work out. That scrappy kid could start shinning shoes, open a shoe store, and corner the market on shoes. In the modern world, one can hardly open a small business in a city without begging for permission from the state. I suspect that this may be a unique time in history where those who rail against imaginary “privilege” may have a point. The poor are kept contained, thanks to subsidized housing and food, the middle class, as long as they don’t violate any social norms, are able to maintain their status as long as they make sure their children attend a state subsidized university, and the rich are still in flux where, within three generations, they’ll be poor again.

      To maintain that level of status quo, we’ve created a system that keeps people from working their way out of poverty. Want to cut hair? Be sure that you go through the right training. Want to open a bar? Good luck with that.

      Glib world, of course, would have no status quo.

      As a result of all that, we’ve become a Victorian like society. Cancel culture is the extension of custom and manners. It’s Puritanical. Elitist. Dour. Humorless.

      The bright side is two fold. The first is that money always wins in the end. It’s real. Tangible. It’s not about our wants, desire or fate. It simply is. The next reason to be hopeful is human nature. We like to laugh. We want Groucho to make a fool of Margret Dumont. Combine the two, and the anarchy at the heart of the American experiment will always win out in the end.

      That was a bunch of navel gazing. Damn booze.

  19. Private Chipperbot

    10 minutes until puck drop and cute bartender gives me a 36oz mug of two hearted. Going to be a sluggish first period.

    • Q Continuum

      “a 36oz mug of two hearted”

      Euphemism?

      • Spudalicious

        Bigger than 23mm, or 1 1/4″?

      • Florida Man

        *Nods*

      • Private Chipperbot

        That does sound s bit chesty. I like. Okay. Time to put gear on.

      • Neil Peart's Celestial Woodchipper

        Pucks in deep.

    • The Last American Hero

      Better than that Founders swill.

  20. leon

    It looks like the newest conspiracy theory on twitter is that Trump tried to hire a hitman to takeout the US ambasador to Ukraine.

    • Q Continuum

      They find new ways to embarrass themselves everyday.

    • Chafed

      I saw that. It’s amazing what people will believe based on the flimsiest evidence.

  21. hayeksplosives

    I’ve been really busy at work today making up for the Monday I had to stay home puking.

    So imagine my surprise when I read that the ENTIRE Russian government (except Putin and Medvedev, natch) resigned en masse today.

    Medvedev’s phrasing was the creepiest part:

    His proposals would entail “substantial changes” to the constitution as well as to the “entire balance of power, the power of the executive, the power of the legislature, the power of the judiciary,” Medvedev explained.

    “In this context, it is obvious that, as the government, we must provide the president with a capability to make all decisions,.”

    • hayeksplosives

      And no Reichstag fire required!

      Just a strongly worded letter from Pootie-Poot with a postscript reading “Epstein didn’t kill himself.”

      • CPRM

        Are we pretending that wasn’t the way things already worked?

    • Spudalicious

      I actually considered that to be a “too local” story. I think in the end, nothing will change globally. And when Putin finally cashes in, the next President won’t be able to reverse his bullshit.

    • gbob

      Depressing. I was hoping that after the cold war Russia would find a way to defy it’s own history and become something better.

      • hayeksplosives

        Me too.i think Russians are so used to being screwed by their “leadership” that they are too cynical to imagine anything else.

      • gbob

        In Tobert Massie’s brilliant book on Peter the great, he related a Beitish ambassador’s reaction to a mass execution. The part that stuck with me was a description of how resigned the prisoners to their death.

        Culture matters. Cant i.agine hundreds of Americans waiting patiently in line to be killed for treason.

      • The Last American Hero

        Well we are an impatient people on the whole.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “This way to the egress”

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Yeltsin was exactly like Putin. He just let Westerners in on the looting.

        I think we really need to consider that the West did not win the Cold War. At best it was a negotiated transition.

      • Jarflax

        Yeltsin was an inept drunken buffoon. Putin is good at PR, looks good, and has made Russia look ‘strong’ again to the people by the same actions that make him hated in the west. He is more popular than Yeltsin was except in Yeltsin’s brief shining moment. Popularity with us and popularity with the Russian populace are related inversely if at all.

      • hayeksplosives

        I agree. I think Yeltsin’s heart was in the right place, but he was too naive and drunk to keep the oligarchs from taking over.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      Russia is like China now, but without the significant economy, death camps, and fawning American companies.

      It’s weird that Putin is still popular in Russia. The Russians love them some strong man (that looks exactly like the bad guy in every action movie ever made).

      • hayeksplosives

        Well, W looked into his eyes and saw a man with whom he could deal, and we know how good W’s judgement was…

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        And then W wanted to fight a war with him in Georgia. And back when there was still some semblance of sanity in foreign policy discussions people thought that was unnecessary. But, I have confidence that we will get embroiled in a stupid war in Ukraine

      • hayeksplosives

        I bet Ukraine splits into East and West (East being Orthodox and Russian-leaning, West being Roman Catholic and Western-oriented) whether we get involved or not. So let’s not.

        We did install a few Aegis Ashore units in Poland, so at least those freedom-loving Slavs should be OK.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ahem, Ukrainian Greek Catholic

        /Eddie

    • Q Continuum

      Revival of the Tsar. There *was* a lot less genocide under the Tsars than the Bolsheviks though…

  22. CPRM

    I don’t own a rice cooker, or eat rice often because it is an inferior grain, but.

    • Sir Digby's tnetennba

      I heard they were good for nails.

      • hayeksplosives

        I saw an article addressing the perils of marketing wares to a culture you don’t understand.

        A US company decided to develop a cake mix that would work well in a Japanese rice cooker, spent good money perfecting it. They launched it in Japan and it flopped terribly.

        When they dug into why, they learned that Japanese are so persnickety about their rice cookers that they didn’t want to defile them with non-rice items.

  23. 61North

    Good evening from the Aleutians. It’s a bit warmer here than home, so life is good.

    • Spudalicious

      Jelly.

      • 61North

        Watching the sun rise over the mountains and ocean this morning was incredible. Makes the days I’m stuck in the office in town worth it,.

  24. 61North

    Also, does anyone here have a rec on a good book for people who know little about electricity but need to learn the basics about it? Mostly amperage, voltage, ac, dc, circuits and parallel v. series?

      • 61North

        Hey, I already know not to piss on the electric fence!

      • 61North

        Thank you.

        I’m on 512k internet, but I book marked it for when I’m back in town.

        Much appreciated.

      • hayeksplosives

        Here’s a slow internet friendly one. Probably too basic but it will give you a framework to recognize and build out when you watch the Khaaaan video.

        I agree that the Khan academy stuff is top-notch. Helping people all over the world learn to innovate without having access to formal education/higher education.

        I’ll probably use it a bit if I ever go back for my PhD.

      • Jarflax

        Khan Academy is one of my goto charities. When I started tutoring my niece in Algebra I went back and relearned it all and was amazed at how much I enjoyed it. The teachers actually enjoy teaching, they explain how various concepts relate and what is actually going on with various formulae as opposed to school where it was all rote do step a then step b and don’t bug me about why that works!

      • Akira

        I love that site and use it myself when I wanted to brush up on math a few years ago.

        I think the education system is going to have a massive breakdown and subsequent rebirth when everyone realizes that you can get a pretty good education online for free from KA and other sites. Personally, I’m looking forward to it. Fuck these anachronistic universities and fuck student loan debt.

        With a free market in higher education, I think we would end up with the majority of it done online with lab sessions for fields of study where hands-on instruction is necessary (auto mechanics, surgical medicine, etc).

    • Plinker762

      I’m at SLC airport on my way home.I’ll look at my books and see if any fit that bill.

      • 61North

        Thanks all. I’ve bookedmarked all and will look at closely this weekend.

  25. straffinrun

    I’m supposed to give my formal written pitch to the publisher today. “Write anything” was his only instruction. I never even agreed to do it in the first place, but he’s just moving forward like I agreed. It’ll be a couple grand and my guess is it’ll take a couple months writing it in my free time. Do I really want my name on some half assed product for a little coin? I’ve edited enough work for him that I basically know what he wants. Still seems odd to me.

    • hayeksplosives

      Use a nom de plume.

      Unless part of his point is to showcase your talent and associate himself with your real name success…you could ask.

      • straffinrun

        They always want to put the author’s bio on the jacket. The way they juice up ordinary bios is amusing to say the least.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        Imagine what they could do with a fake name

      • grrizzly

        You mean like changing the place of birth from Hawaii to exotic Kenya?

      • hayeksplosives

        Ha!! Then changing back when you want to run for US prez.

    • straffinrun

      Book is in the English language acquisition realm, so I’m hoping for some HM feedback.

      • CPRM

        hoping for some HM feedback.

        Watch her twerk then eat her ass.

      • straffinrun

        Not that HM. The other one.

      • CPRM

        There’s more than one? That doubles our diversity!

      • straffinrun

        BTW, how’d your interview go?

      • CPRM

        Not for another week.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Graded reader type?

    • CPRM

      You could always hire a ghost writer.

    • RAHeinlein

      How much should a doctor charge to make a house call in the middle of the night? Enough that he doesn’t mind.

      • straffinrun

        Throw out a number and see if he bites? Not a bad idea.

    • Agent Cooper

      Lost in Translation.

  26. gbob

    I ordered a number of vinyl albums this week. My goal was to fill out my AOR section. Jazz and blues are solid. Punk is waaaay over represented. My lovely better half seems to be obsessed with prog rock or Springsteen. One should be centered, so hence the AOR kick. Here’s the thing. Styx, I’ve determined, is the Nicholas Cage of bands. Are they brilliant? Terrible? Crazy? Delightful? All of the above? It’s driving me to madness. Like Cage, in any of his movies, they can be both brilliant and stupid at the same time. Do I hate their work? Do I love their work? Fuck. I think I listen to their albums just to try to figure it all out.

    • straffinrun

      Feel the same way about Air Supply.

    • RAHeinlein

      “On board, I’m the captain, so climb aboard” – talk about cringe-worthy lyrics.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        I once won a bet in college for knowing all the words to that song.

        “I thought they were angels, but much to my surprise
        They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
        Singing ‘come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me’…”

      • hayeksplosives

        The torture of Cartman.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      Styx is not that bad. Paradise Theater or whatever is a pretty good album.

      Not sure what jazz you got, but I’ve been on a Thelonious Monk and Sun House kick recently. Needs to be heard on vinyl, in my opinion

      • gbob

        I’m convinced that anything recorded on analog should be heard of vinyl. God, I sound like a hipster, but damn it, there’s a difference. I have great bose speakers throughout the house. I have lots of great digital tracks. Why does that Bowie album feel so much better when it’s on the record player through the tube amps? Am I fooling myself? No idea. I do know that I can listen to an album on the turntable, close my eyes, and just let it go. Digital, and it’s just background noise. Is it nostalgia? Some weird stubborn streak? Fuck if I know.

      • Plinker762

        OK hipster

      • gbob

        Right! Is killing oneself out of shame a hipster thing? If not, I’m in!

      • The Last American Hero

        Charles Cooke explained that the recording is/was made with the idea it would be played on the prominent medium of the day. So go vinyl for the older stuff, but it’s not better for the more modern recording that was made in the cd or streaming era.

    • Timeloose

      Tommy Shaw or De Young songs?

      • gbob

        See, they’re both awful and wonderful in their own ways.

        They really feel like a band where every member thought they were in a different band.

        “I think we’re a metal band”

        “I think we’re a prog rock band”

        “Don’t we do yacht rock?”

        “I thought we were new wave?”

        “We’re not an arena band?”

        “Are we doing romantic ballads now?”

      • Mojeaux

        Yacht rock #FTW!

        *runs and hides from MikeS.*

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        You can take shelter over here, if need be.

        /SXM Channel 70

      • Mojeaux

        *hides under Diggy’s wing*

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        Yeah! Mike can feck off!

        /it’s OK, Mike–we still loves ya

      • Chafed

        Nikki Sixx just disowned you.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        What, Nikki doesn’t own watercraft??

  27. Cacciatore

    The Personnel Comittee has reviewed your request. Your pay shall increase from practically nothing to virtually nothing.

    You’re welcome.

    • Q Continuum

      Smug, facile and solipsistic.

      Checks out.

    • CPRM

      well-off

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m just happy we have our own Emoji ?

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        Glibertarian: sex, drugs, guns, endless wars

        One of these things/is not like the other…

      • Plinker762

        Yeah, I can do without the drugs

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        ::fist bump::

        See you out on the battlefield…

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        ::pffft: No!

        Love…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        there ya go!

      • Jarflax

        I wonder what the kanji mean?

      • straffinrun

        Peace/harmony on the left and love on the right.

      • Jarflax

        Damn I was hoping the tattoo guy had had some fun, that sounds like something she requested.

      • Chafed

        Three great pics tonight Q.

    • gbob

      Nope. No need after the first.

    • Spudalicious

      Hello!

  28. Yusef drives a Kia

    I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife,
    It’s lonely out in space,

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m glad we can “be here” for you a bit while you can’t be with her ??✨

  29. Tulip

    I’m working on a banoffee pie inspired cake recipe. I’m thinking of using dulce de leche in the cake, and banana jam between the layers. Then, ermine frosting, plus pecans and a chocolate drip. Any suggestions?

    • hayeksplosives

      How do you get the ermines to sit still while you spread the frosting on them?

      • Tulip

        Boiled frosting you plebe 😉

    • KSuellington

      Sounds good. My wife makes banoffee pie fairly often for dessert as my fam loves it. She makes a pretty standard take with crumbled graham cracker base, dulce de leche and home whipped heavy whipping cream. I’m usually avoid sweets but I dig that simple recipe.

    • Cacciatore

      Binging with Babish?

    • Tulip

      She’s just the most vapid actress ever.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        or Vaporous?

      • CPRM

        But will she answer that burning question? What’s in the box!?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “You opened the box, She Came”
        or something like that…

      • hayeksplosives

        That was the worst piece of acting I’ve ever seen out of Brad Pitt. I don’t know if it was his own crappy interpretation or something the director demanded.

        Now, Inglorious Basterds on the other hand is a fine piece of work. Probably the only Pitt-centered movie I’ve seen more than once.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Interview with a Vampire, Fury, I like his acting,

      • hayeksplosives

        No doubt he’s talented, and a fellow Okie.

        That’s why the “what’s in the box?!?” Scene was so surprisingly awful.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        He wasnt in that movie, PinCushion said “You Opened the Box, We Came”;

      • Rhywun

        You’re not wrong.

        But I don’t know if it was his acting or the way it was written.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        Fight club and arguably Pitt centric12 monkeys for me.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        12 Monkeys! yep.

      • CPRM

        Well, those arguably the two of the best movies ever, no need to pile with adding Pitt’s performance.

      • CPRM

        I’m sure his recent movies have been worse, and also (though I like the movie) there is The Devil’s Own.

      • CPRM

        Yeah, as much as he played to ‘sexy guy’ thing up 95-05, he at at least tried did a good job of becoming a character (successful or not), now every character is just Brad Pitt.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        THAT was the Irish Brad Pitt movie you went with???

      • CPRM

        That was the one to show sometimes he really can’t act, even if the movie was good.

      • CPRM

        I’ve never met a gypo, so I dunno if he got that right, but it’s better than his Devil’s Own accent.

      • CPRM

        To tell the truth, I only ever hear that kind of Sconnie accent from people over 60 or people making fun of a Sconnie accent.

      • CPRM

        Also, if you’ve not seen Kalifornia, you have no right to comment on Brad Pitt’s acting ability.

      • Agent Cooper

        She’s the ultimate troll and no one is giving her any credit for it.

  30. gbob

    My cocktail of the night. The “Robert Spencer’s White Nationalist Punch”

    2 parts corn based vodka.
    1 part Hawaiian Punch White Water flavor
    Splash of bitters.

    It’s an easy drink for the young, that one can get drunk on, and make terrible mistakes.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Well, I drink Four Loko Apple, so whatever works…

    • Spudalicious

      There ya go.

    • Akira

      Heck yea, man.

      “Traditional” and swing jazz are my favorite kinds of music.

  31. straffinrun

    The stuff you find under a couch…eew. New sofa delivery in an hour, so thought I’d pull the old one out and put it by the door so the guys can take it more easily. Wife asks, “Why are you doing that? It’s why we paid for delivery?!”

    I honestly don’t get it when people think that just because they paid for a service that they can’t make it go a little easier for the guy.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I was blown away when my wife showed me valet service, like 3 years ago,,

      • straffinrun

        Ha. Same as people without baggage standing on escalators. I know the magical stairs move, but do that fat ass some good and walk at the same time.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have Handicapped tags for the Kia, for the wife, and i never use them for me, just walk,
        /Living forever!

      • hayeksplosives

        I can’t believe I now have a paid gardener, and a guy who will come out, wash and detail my car inside and out for $100.

        He even trucks his own water up. And I’m outside city limits!

        We always offer water bottles, particularly when it’s hot out. So yeah, I’m not going to get pouty about having paid them.

      • straffinrun

        That’s the way it should work. You offer to help out a bit and they refuse. It shows respect from both sides.

      • Tulip

        I always have bottles of water in fridge for the dog walker and the landscaper in the summer

      • CPRM

        Look at Ms. Richy Rich.

      • Tulip

        Me and Hayekexplosives

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        Down by the schoolyard?

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        High five for the Officer.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        I’m always struck by how much of the California lifestyle is predicated on having readily-available, low-cost (illegal) labor.

        Every time I hear the “illegals do jobs Americans won’t!” trope, it seems to end up being those sorts of things.

        Not pointing fingers at you, Ms. Splosives – just a reoccurring theme. I have no doubt I’d take advantage of those services, too, if I lived there.

      • grrizzly

        There are Brazilians in Massachusetts. Just saying…

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        I’m friends with a bunch – they’re too busy kicking ass in the restaurants.

        Incidentally, may (finally) be free for a meet up next week, if you’re around.

      • grrizzly

        Yes, I’m here next week. Shoot me an email with the day(s) that work for you.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        Sent.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Some of that is what you’re used to. I never really had cable growing up, and never thought to call up and order it when I got my own place. Second roommate was used to it and that was one of the first things he did when moving in.

    • mikey

      Close your eyes and you’re at the bar nursing a martini and Mr Lucky or Peter Gunn walk in.

    • Spudalicious

      Glenn Miller and Art Blakey? I like the cut of your jib.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      It gets my vote.

      • Sir Digby's tnetennba

        #Tight

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        Fantastic, as ever, but insufficiently weird to be a glibs theme song.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        The greatest ear-worm of all time, IMO. But still not weird enough.

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        You may have hit the nail on the head with this one.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      I have now fallen down a Marc Rebillet hole. That’s a funky white boy.

    • mikey

      I saw the picture on the first link and imediately thought “Libertarian Part convention.”

      • slumbrew - double secret satan

        Huh, playing my current town and hometown on back to back nights.

        I was more of a ‘With Sympathy’ guy, but they might still be fun.

    • Chafed

      Thanks Frank. I like me some Ministry.

    • Agent Cooper

      MInistry at Lollapalooza 1992 was the best set I have seen live.

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      To be a perfect fit, the chorus a “that’s why”.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        FUCK YOU!!
        Yes!

    • Agent Cooper

      I wish I liked Cee Lo Green.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m there, thanks..

  32. Winston

    http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/index.php/2020/01/15/communist-china-has-arrived-in-england/

    The University of Sheffield is to pay students to tackle so-called “microaggressions” – which it describes as “subtle but offensive comments”.

    Will be paid £9.34 per hour as “race equality champions”, working between 2 – 9 hours per week to tackle “microaggressions” in the uni.

    I thought those redbrick universities from those industrial cities were supposed to make us free?

    • Sir Digby's tnetennba

      Being a ‘champion’ is lucrative work!

  33. Winston

    https://www.thenation.com/article/berlin-wall-history/

    To put it mildly, President Bush and other members of the political establishment did not welcome Hansen’s analysis. After all, to take him seriously meant admitting to the necessity of modifying a way of life centered on self-indulgence, rather than self-restraint. At some level, perpetuating the American penchant for material consumption and personal mobility had described the ultimate purpose of the Cold War. Bush could no more tell Americans to settle for less than he could imagine a world order in which the United States no longer occupied “the center of a widening circle of freedom.”

    Some things were sacrosanct. As he put it on another occasion, “The American way of life is not up for negotiations. Period.”

    So while President Bush was not an outright climate-change denier, he temporized. Talk took precedence over action. He thereby set a pattern to which his successors would adhere, at least until the Trump years. To thwart communism during the Cold War, Americans might have been willing to “pay any price, bear any burden.” Not so when it came to climate change. The Cold War itself had seemingly exhausted the nation’s capacity for collective sacrifice. So, on several fronts, the assault on nature continues and is even gaining greater momentum.

    Apparently the collapse of the USSR and the continuance of the warfare state is distracting us from the necessity of authoritarian environmentalism and government enforced “self-restraint”.

  34. Winston

    https://mises.org/power-market/how-us-wages-war-prop-dollar

    Here Ryan McMacken at Mises approvingly quotes Counterpunch on US petrodollar foreign policy put tuts on how the author’s “solution” to the warfare state is high taxes, trade barriers and mass economic regimentation.

    Being a leftist, Hudson includes some
    unfortunate stuff about “neoliberalism,” as if low taxes and freedom to trade were somehow driving global war. Hudson also concocts a theory about how this oil-dollar policy is driving global warming. That’s a bit of a stretch, but the connection between foreign policy and the US dollar that he identifies is a key factor that tends to be almost universally ignored by the mainstream media.

    • Winston

      *But tut tuts*

  35. UnCivilServant

    It’ss really back! Yay!

    *withdrawl tremors*

    • Ted S.

      Damn your nimble fingers!

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      “Nice website you got here. Be a real shame of something were to happen to it. By the way, how are those donations coming?”

  36. Ted S.

    Ooh, is the site finally back up?

  37. Nephilium

    Look what you did Spud!

    • slumbrew - double secret satan

      Agreed, this has to be Spud’s fault.

  38. Drake

    Is this thing one?

    • Ted S.

      Is this thing one what?

  39. PieInTheSky

    testing 1 2 3 testing

  40. PieInTheSky

    I am calling it now: this was a ploy so the don’t have to do the links

    • Not Adahn

      …i believe you.

  41. Not Adahn

    *Shakes*

    I was so desperate I went to Discord… but couldn’t find the glibs server there.

    • leon

      I had to actually work!!!

      It was awful

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m at work… at home… in a webex where I’m listening to a vendor stumble through configuring the ethernet interface on a linux box and trying not to jump in because supposedly the other folks have got this and I’m only here for when the application is ready to test.

        I’m also medicated for a cold that’s clogged up my sinuses and got be coughing like a bad presidential candidate.

  42. R C Dean

    Anybody got the Cal score? My internet is down.

    • UnCivilServant

      Commies have the scorekeepers at gunpoint and are declaring themselves the winners by redistributing goals.

    • PieInTheSky

      earthquake everyone sunk in the ocean

      • UnCivilServant

        Damn splitters and wreckers.

        /commie scorekeeper

    • Not Adahn

      IIRC, they beat tOSU. I can’t remember if they covered the spread.

    • Agent Cooper

      Cal Thomas is losing.

  43. DEG

    I’m glad the site is back. That Pink Floyd song is good.

    • DEG

      And I approve of the wine drinking woman.