Saturday Morning Links of Loneliness

by | Jun 20, 2020 | Daily Links | 395 comments

SP spent most of the week driving across the country to visit her family, so Wonder Dog and I are leading the bachelor life, other than not chasing girls. What we are doing is making a mess, farting at will, and scratching.

Highlight of my work week: in response to an inquiry to HR to clarify the company policy about weapons, the president responded, “This is an open-carry and concealed-carry facility.” I do like working there…

Highlight of my personal week: I was blocked on Twitter by Michael Malice. He’s the first one since Ben Roethlisberger.

Oh yes, birthdays. Today has a great actor who would be canceled today (and he still might); the best guitarist in my lifetime; a woodwinds wizard; the Man Who Would Be Lugosi; the quarterback playing Football of the Future; a brilliant singer saddled with material of Canadian-level banality; and a guy who was Walter and Cyclops.

Let’s see what the news brings.

 

Just another Friday evening in DC.

 

Buh-bye!

 

Outraged! Outraged I tells ya!

 

The downside of Arizona is people like Sheriff Joe. The upside is the other sheriffs.

 

Hate everyone and everything involved.

 

Fuck you, I’d do this in a hot second.

 

Brown on the outside, white on the inside.

 

Old Guy Music was an easy choice- a classic song with an insane solo from one of today’s birthday boy.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

395 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Love your dog, Bella is sick….

    • juris imprudent

      Our old girl is soon to go on her last road trip, her back legs are all but shot.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        that’s a bummer, Belly is only three, and the seizures are all of a sudden real bad and constant, Yusef is scared….

      • Caput Lupinum

        I had a dog that would have a grand mal seizure at least once a week, usually more, and that little shit lived to be 16. Bella is a tough girl, I’m sure she’ll pull through for you Yusef.

  2. Count Potato

    “Outraged! Outraged I tells ya!”

    adblocked

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Fuck you, I’d do this in a hot second.

    Best thing I ever did, and Trip charge!

  4. Grumbletarian

    Eskimo Pies to drop ‘derogatory’ name over racial insensitivity

    Oreo cookies soon to follow.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Them Watermelon,

      • pan fried wylie

        In other news, Watermelons, Bananas, and Coconuts have been summarily sentenced to extinction.

  5. Toxteth O’Grady

    Hey Festus, you around? I meant to say Cushing’s, not thyroid, in the now-dead thread. Again, cat or dog? If former, how old is kitty?

    (IANAV / VT)

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      Sigh. I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

  6. Toxteth O’Grady

    Hey Festus, you around? I meant to say Cushing’s, not thyroid, in the now-dead thread. Again, cat or dog? If former, how old is kitty?

    (IANAV / VT)

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Bella is finally asleep, I haven’t been, Vegas is there if I need to drive, but some sleep first,

      • Trigger Hippie

        Sorry about your pup, Bob.

    • juris imprudent

      So I’m reading about the Jefferson administration — and the contention about replacing officials of the outgoing Federalist administration(s). Some things never change.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Marbury v Madison.

    • TARDIS

      Interesting. I did something yesterday that I’ve only done once before in my life; donated to a political campaign. Y’all can hate me, but I sent 50 bucks to the Orange Bad Man. On the survey part, where they had an optional “anything you want to tell the president?” block, I wrote “clean out the DOJ and get some indictments”. Or something to that effect.

      • Gender Traitor

        I sent some bucks to the state R party after Obamacare passed. Pretty much an impulse donation, and you can see how much good it did. Depending on how things seem to be going over the next couple of months, I may be tempted to do what you’ve done. In ’16 I held my nose and voted for GayJay, but I’m definitely voting AGAINST the Ds this time around. They’ve gone too far off the deep end, and I don’t want to take any chances that they end up in charge.

      • TARDIS

        I held my nose and voted

        It seems it’s been that way my whole life.

  7. Count Potato

    “Amazon said the choice of venue and the poster were made by diverse local leadership, including the facility’s site leader, who is Black. The business is one of employees’ favorite restaurants, so they felt it was appropriate to show support on Juneteenth, the company said. ”

    So fried chicken is only racist when it’s free?

    • Count Potato

      Also, capitalizing the word “black” now.

      • The Last American Hero

        I’m just assuming that means they had really dark skin.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Any opportunity for taking offense will be used.

      • Suthenboy

        Also, opportunities to offend should not be wasted.

    • Ted S.

      Would it have been worse if the site’s leader had been White?

  8. Trigger Hippie

    ‘“This legislation will cause an exodus of our best police officers and make hiring and retaining qualified employees next to impossible,” the union added.’

    Why do I get the feeling we have very different ideas as to what constitutes as the “best” and “qualified”?

    • Ted S.

      They say it as though it’s a bad thing.

      • Trigger Hippie

        But, but,…they NEED sociopaths with middling intellects who are willing to look the other way and keep silent about the criminal activity being perpetuated by their fellow Blue Heroes! Civilization would cease to exist without them.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    All identity designations will henceforth be created by a random number/letter generator.

    It’s the only way to be sure.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ok THX1138

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Meh is there anyone in the fashionable outdoor business that doesn’t promote leftist ideas?

      I seem to recall an article that Patagonia wasn’t going to do bulk orders to Wall St firms

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        LL Bean. ISTR they did or said something pro-R or pro-Trump in the recent (not immediate) past. Don’t know how to DDG it, at least before coffee.

      • Gender Traitor

        Does Duluth Trading count? Or are they more for work than play? So far I haven’t noticed any politics on their website or in their e-mails. ::knocks wood until knuckles bleed:: (Note: sometime within the last few days I swear I saw an anti-racism message on a yarn-craft site.)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I can tolerate the Anti-racism stuff. It’s when they are trying to get others deplatformed or cancelled that I change my buying habits.

      • Rhywun

        #metoo, to a point. I am not happy with everyone throwing millions of dollars at grifters.

        But this is even worse.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        The antiracism movement is a CULT.

        I listen to idiots like this guy Kendi and Di Angelo and all I can say, is ‘it’s cult’ and ‘but this is a cult’ and ‘that’s how a cult act’s.

        But to see it spread like this. It truly is weird. Man, troubling. When you see the CEO of Chick-fil-A doing crazy shit like he did, you know this is not going away anytime soon.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, lordy – that’s right. I’d repressed that. ***SIGH!!!*** People are insane.

      • mindyourbusiness

        Check out Sierra Trading Co.; they have good stuff at reasonable prices and, far as I know, don’t have anything to do with the busybullies.

    • Rhywun

      I’ve been boycotting them my entire life.

      • Trigger Hippie

        ?

        Personal estetic or something deeper?

      • Rhywun

        I don’t like logos on the outside of my clothing – especially when they attract attention from unsavory characters.

      • Atanarjuat

        I don’t have any of their jackets, but do have a few North Face casual button down shirts, which are some of the best I’ve ever had as far as fit (I have a slim/athletic build and most shirts are freakishly wide) and quality, and don’t have any visible logos.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yeah, it’s hard to find stuff that’s not cut for CostCo width.

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        Best ski jacket (shell) I ever owned was North Face. Still have it and use it for wintertime runs and such. Prolly 15 years old.

        Their new shit absolutely sucks by comparison. So…add another nail to their coffin.

        Really don’t understand why some companies think they’ll increase their bottom line by alienating a percentage of their customers? I suppose if they believe the vast majority of their customers lean in one direction or the other, they’ll think more of them for being on the “correct” side and buy more of their product because of it. But outdoor wear? Prolly need to fire your marketing director.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Gotcha.

      • Tres Cool

        Like a yellow star?

      • egould310

        I agree with you Rhy. However, North Face made some running shoes about 5 years ago that were really good. I had two pairs. Sadly they discontinued the line. And it is impossible to find them, even on the internet.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah I should probably shut up now considering I wear Adidas sneakers.

      • Incentives Matter

        I hear ya. I’ve avoided “branded” clothing all my life as well — it offends me that, after I’ve given them my money, they expect me to walk around advertising their stuff until the end of my days.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Well that’s disappointing. I have a high collard zip up jacket of theirs I rather like. Guess I won’t be buying a replacement from them when it wears out.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It is. I like their stuff. Too bad they’re woke assholes that want to regulate others’ speech.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Isn’t the North Face owned by a larger company these days? VF Corp if I remember.

    • The Last American Hero

      How many black people ever bought anything from North Face? 10?

      It’s got to be the whitest brand of stuff on the market.

  10. Trials and Trippelations

    I guess I am the only person that wants to know the reason Malice blocked OMWC

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      No, I was just about to ask too.

      • Old Man With Candy

        And the honest answer is… I have no idea. SP speculates that my handle is the issue.

      • Atanarjuat

        Did you respond to him? He always talks about how he likes to block people, even if they are followers of his work, if they annoy him in the slightest.

    • Gadfly

      I’m more curious about why Ben Roethlisberger blocked him.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    The key difference in the pandemic-induced wave of relocations could be that the movement is organic, led by employees themselves rather than their bosses. But even that could falter. Smaller towns, away from buzzing business headquarters and bustling city life, might struggle to retain their charm for transplants unless they attract a critical mass of big city refugees. While the promise of more land, more space and less commute may sound compelling, there is the threat of boredom or, a worse fate for many, career marginalization.

    Another dispatch from the “Nobody I know voted for Nixon” school of journalism.

    • juris imprudent

      a critical mass of big city refugees

      That would be my signal to move on.

    • Gustave Lytton

      there is the threat of boredom

      Yep, it’s totally true. Big city refugees should stay wheee they are.

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        Agree wholeheartedly

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m sure it’s just the pandemic causing this trend.

    • Rhywun

      I’ve been seeing versions of this think-piece my entire life. Yawn.

  12. Rhywun

    The event has drawn outrage from black Tulsans, who say it will stoke tensions — in a city still trying to make amends for the 1921 attack on a historic black community — during a weekend that celebrates freedom for enslaved black people and amid nationwide protests over racism in policing.

    Seems like that’s on Tulsa, not the president. Do better, Tulsa.

    Also, a weekend? Not only was Juneteenth unknown to most of America before a couple weeks ago, it is a “day” – not a “weekend”.

    • Gender Traitor

      …but the Super Mega Juneteenth Savings Spectacular will be going on all week at [insert name of car dealer or appliance store]!!

      • Tres Cool

        I cant wait for Juneteenth so I can get a good deal on a mattress!

    • Grumbletarian

      99 years and they’re still trying to make amends? How many residents of Tulsa are there left who were alive when the incident happened? How many of those were old enough to remember it happening?

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’d heard about twice. Years ago as a minor celebration along the lines of Kwanzaa and Sloopy’s kid naming. His choices are a bit nontraditional for my tastes, but I loved the spirit of it.

      • Spartacus

        They’ve been having Juneteenth celebrations in Miami for some time. It’s always good for several mass fights and shootings.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, that was the takeaway when I lived in Buffalo too.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    And they might not feel so much wealthier after relocating. Companies like Facebook are planning to offer remote employees “localized” compensation, commensurate with a lower cost of living.

    They can’t do that!

    Can they?

    • slumbrew

      Yep. That was/is my company’s policy (pre-pandemic, at least).

    • juris imprudent

      FedGov does it too – local % on top of standard GS salary. Aberdeen Proving Ground is considered for such purposes as part of Washington DC/Capital district, so it is a tidy sum of money for a low cost of living area (being north of Baltimore).

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m sure almost every private company does this.

        I still don’t completely understand why they prefer to cluster in high cost of living areas. Inertia? Whim of the CEO?

        Seems you can get the same or more work out of people in low cost areas for less.

      • Caput Lupinum

        I still don’t completely understand why they prefer to cluster in high cost of living areas.

        Depends on the business. I work at a big law firm, the thought of not having a “prestigious” downtown address would send the partners into coniptions, but with what they charge per hour it really doesn’t matter. Sucks a bit for us non lawyer people, but what the partners want the partners get.

      • Overt

        I don’t want to sound snobby because I really do not like silicon valley to live in. But there you cannot spit without hitting 20 engineers with exactly the skills and experience you want. I manage teams in upstate New York and Dallas. In the former, it can take me 3x longer to find a junior engineer who has specialized technical skills from her first job at a bank or insurance company. She will be cheaper to hire, but she will also require much more on the job training. Hiring in Dallas is a little bit in between. It is building a pretty good pool of IT talent.

        Further, In the bay area, there is a lot of entrepreneurial spirit- a lot of people thinking about new businesses. This can help fuel innovation, but it also feels a bit of a rat race. The other locations, people are generally more family focused and there is just a sense of more work-life balance.

        If you are in a company where every month of project delay can mean millions of dollars in lost opportunity, you are willing to put up with high costs in order to have that talent pool. Other times you want value. You are willing to give up some speed to improve overall cashflow.

      • slumbrew

        I work for a tech company – our headquarters is right next to MIT, from whence we sprang.

        A large number of new employees are already here when they get out of school & a second tranche is attracted to the area by the other tech companies – if they come work for us there’s some value in knowing they wouldn’t necessarily have to move to get another job they like.

        We started an official remote-work program about 10 years ago – I was part of the pilot and still work from home (all of 4 miles away – long story) – but they quietly have let it wither on the vine a bit. The idea was “if the best candidate is in Tulsa and won’t move, why not accommodate them”, but I’m not sure that has quite worked out.

        The Wu Flu has upended everything, of course – the whole company is WFH through 2020 (if they desire) and 75% have said they’re comfortable working remotely indefinitely.

      • slumbrew

        The big headache, from they company’s POV, is taxes – employees want to change localities while working remotely and the local tax authorities in that new locality want their cut.

        Pre-pandemic, the biggest issue was our (large) contingent of Indian employees stateside – a popular move was to take several weeks off to go home & see the family, then work from the Bangalore office for several more weeks. They had to put a stop to that since the Indian tax authorities came calling with their hand out.

      • Agent Cooper

        Inertia. If you were to be a company with a presence and a name, you had to be located in a large city and have the usual fancy offices, etc.

        “Seems you can get the same or more work out of people in low cost areas for less.”

        Like India?

    • Overt

      Yes absolutely. Your company can change their pay to you for any reason assuming you are in an at will state. I have a relative by marriage who had to take a pay cut this year because her business was taking it in the shorts due to COVID.

      For what its worth, just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. My company won’t make you take a pay cut, but when you move, it will put you in a localized pay band. When I moved to Colorado with my bay-area salary, I was probably making about 50% more than similar jobs in my town. But I also didn’t get much better than a 1% raise for 5 years because I was FAR outside of the top of my company’s (localized) salary band.

      The more interesting thing to do is to become semi-remote. Several employees in my organization are moving out to rural northern California. They are still earning the bay area salary, but they are paying just under $1 Million for an acre in the mountains with a 1970’s house plopped down on that. For some of the DINK’s earning $200k a year, this is a very attractive option. Sure, they are 1.5 – 2 hrs from their office, but they only commute in once or twice a month and crash at a friend’s house. Or in the case of coronaggedon, they never go in at all.

      When we moved back to california, we explicitly chose to move to an area that wasn’t near my office. I am still in a city, but an hour drive away. I go in (pre-pandemic) once a week and work the rest of the time from my home, and my location is just slightly below the bay area salary band.

      Overall, the point is that remote working allows everyone to be more flexible. People can go out to alaska, or they can just expand their housing options to be within several hours of the office in order to get the right combination of housing prices, schools, and proximity to family and amenities.

  14. Yusef drives a Kia

    Why does the Desert want to kill us?
    Wait, Why the the Earth want to kill us?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It weeds out the weak.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    A second source with knowledge of the matter said Berman was asked to resign and refused. Barr asked Berman to resign in an in-person meeting in New York on Friday, the source said.

    Okay, then. That’s everything we need to know.

  16. Sean

    Our company policy on weapons – “Hey, you wanna see something cool?”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Self ownership, “wanna see something cool?”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The media sure is eager to explain everything to us these days.

    • Rhywun

      extreme libertarians

      LOLOLOL

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah, that got a snort out of me too.

      • Sean

        “Followers have a variety of views and levels of seriousness towards the movement, but most could be described as extreme libertarians and sign up to two fundamental beliefs: A desire for an armed overthrow of the government, and an unwavering commitment to gun ownership.”

        My desire is to be left the fuck alone. Full stop.

        I don’t identify with any of those factions and do not own any Hawaiian shirts. In the event of teotwawki, bring bacon and bourbon.

      • I. B. McGinty

        Bacon and bourbon is the traditional Glibs housewarming gift.

      • Gender Traitor

        Soooo….not a deep-dish Hawaiian pizza? ::glances at oven nervously::

      • I. B. McGinty

        Now you did it.

      • Gender Traitor

        It’s OK – I’m going to cut it into squares.

      • Lackadaisical

        My desire is to be left the fuck alone. Full stop.

        *redflag*

        ‘extremist right wing revolutionary known as Sean threatens to destroy country with his McNuke’

      • leon

        “an unwavering commitment to gun ownership”

        Someone can’t be passionate about their rights? Describe to me abortion activists in the same light.

      • Rhywun

        “That’s different!”

    • Cy

      “Boogaloo Bois
      This relatively new anti-government subculture is perhaps the most dangerous of the bunch. ”

      Ok then… Find me some. Assuming you actually find some, show me something they’ve done. Like… ever.

      • leon

        I’ve never heard anyone call themselves a boogaloo boi.as far as I know it being organized is a fabrication of the corporate press.

      • Sean

        They have a picture of a morale patch, what more proof do you need?

        ?

      • Agent Cooper

        So much gaslight.

  17. Suthenboy

    I am hoping the relocation article is correct. I didnt buy and move out here so I could live with the same people I bought and moved out here to get away from. Stay in the city you bunch of goddamned Karens.
    How long before someone starts bitching about me burning my trash on my land? Bitching about how I keep my yard? Raising my taxes?
    After ten years in a rural county in Florida my brother started getting that, city folks bringing their shit and moving in. He went to a county board meeting to weigh in and came back red in the face with anger. “What happened?” I asked.

    “Every motherfucker on that board was wearing sandals and had a ponytail.”

    Me – “Let me know when the next one is. I will lend you my Saiga.”

    • Rhywun

      The perils of living in a country with free movement.

      • Suthenboy

        I am all for free movement. What I am not for is the ability of chickenshit bulllies to stick their noses in my business.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I was seeing that in the traffic as the city encroached upon us in DC. What started 3 years ago as a quiet, secluded farm road had turned into something where I couldn’t get out of my neighborhood during rush hours, DC assholes were honking at each other all the time, and there were crashes at the end of the street every week or two. Our area had retained its rural character (by fiat), but we had been encircled by row after row of the boringest little $450k townhomes. All the government drones had figured out that they could shortcut through our area and fuck it up for us.

      I wish that I could move actually rural. Far enough away from big cities to avoid the bullshit. Realistically, our “permanent” house is going to be within an hour of Dallas, or my wife will pitch a fit. I’m gonna have a hard time trying to convince her to look 10 years out, not just in the here and now, when deciding where to live.

      • Trials and Trippelations

        My wife is making me live within eyesight of our neighbors too ?

      • I'm Here To Help

        We found a good temporary refuge. Still close enough to Tampa to have a reasonable commute (30 minutes when there is no traffic, thus the reason I start work at 05:00). All the land here is zoned AS-1, which means single family homes on no less than one acre plots. Our house is set off the road, with two houses in front of us (one is 4 acres, the other a single acre). Nothing but wetlands behind us for a mile, so no encroachment possible there.

        The Karens are already starting to make noise about all the gunfire out here (nearly everyone has a range on their property). Thankfully the response has been “move back to the city if you don’t like it.” Don’t think this area will ever be incorporated, so we will fall under the county rules, which allows for home ranges on properties of at least 1 acre (I think that’s what it is).

        Still plan to retire to the mountains though – the kind of property that advertises that a 4wd vehicle is mandatory to access the property…

      • Cy

        Sulphur Springs is really pretty. Still inexpensive too.

    • Spartacus

      Gilchrist or Putnam?

  18. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Caught the raccoon that was getting into the bird feeders and the garden. The middle daughter wants to learn to shoot this summer, so I’m making her watch what a gun will do to a living thing up close.

    • pan fried wylie

      You couldn’t shoot it without trapping it? If you’re just going to dispose of it with a bullet anyway. I dunno, I mean, what the hell are you supposed to do with shit like that, it’s not like drowning or asphyxiation is any nicer. Drive it 20mi away to release it?

      Totally not Asking For A Friend with an excess of groundhogs, skunks and rabbits.

      • Lackadaisical

        I don’t think he meant he literally caught it…

        If you move a wild animal away form its habitat by so far it will likely die of starvation anyway. Shooting them is the most humane.

      • Overt

        I would never try to get close to a trapped raccoon. Those bastards can be mean.

        The year I finally moved away from Colorado, a raccoon got into our chicken pen and tore the wings off of 5 chickens and left the rest for me to clean up. I hate those fuckers. That same night, we had a tornado warning and went down to the basement to find that one of our gutter spouts had broken, and had created a 100 gallon aquarium out of the window well. I left the kids down there and bolted outside right as the marble-sized hail started coming down. I fixed the spout and started bailing out the window well while being pelted with hail. At that point I learned that the window well was where many baby rabbits had gone to die. Hail and Decomposed Rabbit soup for the win.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s illegal to transport raccoons and release them in VA because of disease spread.

        Generally, they show up in the middle of the night and tear stuff up. Getting a clean shot on one is near impossible. Once they get too homey, it’s time to go and out the trap comes.

        One 22LR is sufficient and humane.

      • l0b0t

        I dated a young lady in Carmel, CA whose cat was killed by a raccoon that tore through the screen door to get at the bowl of kibble. While trying (unsuccessfully) to save her kitty, she got bit and had to undergo some rather unpleasant rabies treatment. I’m not a fan of the trash pandas.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They get into my construction equipment on occasion. They can and will absolutely destroy everything surrounding the engine; wires, hoses, insulation, etc…

        Sometimes they get into the container with the concrete insulating blankets and get stuck. We’ll find them the next season completely mummified.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of cities…

    I’m still in Indianapolis. Just about everywhere I go, I see offices, warehouses, light manufacturing facilities and just about any kind of business enterprise you can think of. People doing things, making things, adding value to things. Wealth creation is rampant. Why would anybody want to live in a place like this?

    If there were mountains, I would not have left.

    Also= I was perusing some commercial real estate listings in eastern Idaho yesterday and i found a very tempting property in Pocatello. A couple of shops and a little house, right next to the train tracks, in what looks like an industrial ghetto area not far from the Idaho State campus. If I had any kind of ready money, I’d swing through there and look at it on my way home.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Idaho seems like it’s being Californicated. I think in Spud’s area, the predominant population is retired CA cops, firemen, and other civil “servants.”

      We’re still pining to get back to Butte. It seems to have California-repellent, unlike Bozeman.

      • pan fried wylie

        Some unique variety of lichen maybe? Gravitational anomaly? We couldn’t bottle that, unfortunately.

    • Michael Bluth

      “Looks like an industrial ghetto” That’s the definition of Pocatello’s charm. East Idaho hasn’t been as Californicated as the Boise area; you just have to worry about carrot snappers from Utah.

  20. pan fried wylie

    so Wonder Dog and I are leading the bachelor life, other than not chasing girls.

    “Wouldn’t know what to do with one if they caught it.”

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve been seeing versions of this think-piece my entire life. Yawn.

    Value is subjective? Stop the presses!!

  22. The Late P Brooks

    We’re still pining to get back to Butte. It seems to have California-repellent, unlike Bozeman.

    Butte cops seemed to be quite aggressive about enforcing the plague lockdown, based on the stories I saw. Not a good sign. But they are a far cry from the parasitic assholery of Gallatin and Park counties.

    • Suthenboy

      Someone around here said years ago he wanted to move to Montana and did so. Now he cant wait to retire and leave. He said the place is chock full of commies. The more I hear about the place the more I think he is right.
      The cops and enforcement thing isn’t surprising.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    I almost bought a Hawaiian shirt at Walmart, the other day.

      • TARDIS

        That actually sounds delicious.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I tried but just doesn’t fit my Punk style

    • pan fried wylie

      I was buying tshirts at Walmart a few weeks back, passed the rack of Hawaiian shirts and got snagged by an alluring pattern before remembering I hate button-down shirts and moved on.

      • Cy

        I leave the top two unbuttoned and just used them a pull overs.

      • Cy

        *use *as

        I am not a writer. Nor do I play one on TV.

    • LCDR_Fish

      I want to buy a Hawaiian shirt or two in the retro pin-up style like that poor canceled Astronomer wore a few years back. Can’t recall the links at the moment – I thought Iowahawkblog listed it at some point.

      Any suggestions?

      • LCDR_Fish

        well yeah…I think that one was custom made for him by a friend, but are there any boutique type places out there that do similar designs? Maybe I’d need to hit up Viva Las Vegas to find links?

      • Atanarjuat

        I got one of these once. They seem to discontinue the patterns pretty frequently, so I can’t find the exact one — more of a mandala design than a floral print. It seems light to the point of being flimsy but is actually in the same condition as when I first got it despite the abuse. I thought it was a bit too whimsical but I’ve gotten several compliments on it for some reason.

      • Rhywun

        I like some of those. Especially this one. Bit pricey.

      • Atanarjuat

        Yeah, you have to really like them for that much money.

      • slumbrew

        I grabbed this one when I was in Kona for my honeymoon.

        The blue is much darker than it shows on the site.

        Pricey, but a good memory every time I wear it.

      • Incentives Matter

        For 100% polyester? Good God.

        I’d pay that for 100% silk (gladly!), but 100% polyester is my “three for twenty-five bucks U.S.” kind of purchase.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      All the peace and summer of love. It’s overwhelming.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I wonder if they were put against a wall, execution style. That is the commie way.

    • Suthenboy

      “In a mostly peaceful shooting….”

      /CNN headline

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Apropos of nothing-

    I watched “American Ultra” last night. I was definitely in the mood for some mindless amusement and gratuitous violence.
    Not bad. Not bad at all.

  25. leon

    Remember when they ignorant cow Kim Davis refused to do her job? Being defiant agaist your boss is all the rage now.

    • Nikkodemus

      That was different, she’s an icky religious person.

  26. Lackadaisical

    Buh-bye!

    I’d want to gtfo of DC too, so can’t blame them for that. Of course they may have trouble finding another 100k+ job that only requires a highschool education.

    Outraged! Outraged I tells ya!

    He’s stepping on their toes.

    The downside of Arizona is people like Sheriff Joe. The upside is the other sheriffs.

    You’re making me want to move, but I hate the heat.

    Hate everyone and everything involved.

    I can’t even.

    Fuck you, I’d do this in a hot second.

    “Lower taxes? Cheaper housing? Shorter commute? For some knowledge workers fleeing the big city amid the pandemic, the perks of relocating to a distant burg will soon grow stale.”

    Sounds horrible.

    Brown on the outside, white on the inside.

    That is how I like my women.

    • Sean

      “Brown on the outside, white on the inside.”

      Also applies to Halloumi cheese…

    • R C Dean

      “I hate the heat“

      Northern AZ. No cities, but lots of cooler mountainy places.

      • Lackadaisical

        hm… the no cities part may be a deal breaker for my wife. Q.Q

        She likes people too much.

      • Lackadaisical

        It is actually cooler there than here right now… (of course, it is earlier in the morning there, but still…)

      • Caput Lupinum

        Maybe Flagstaff? Technically a city, if on the smaller side, but it’s up in the mountains of Arizona so it doesn’t get that hot.

      • Atanarjuat

        win/win

      • Atanarjuat

        *Replying to Sr. Dean. With the other comment, which I didn’t see before posting, it seems to imply I think Lack should leave his wife.

      • Agent Cooper

        My cousin just relocated from San Luis Obispo to Prescott. Looks nice.

    • Atanarjuat

      Can’t you live at elevation in Arizona and somewhat avoid the heat? I’ve heard you can in NM, anyway.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Yes.

      • juris imprudent

        The challenge in those parts of AZ is water.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      “As one candidate plays to a nearly empty room, another prepares for a rally with health risks.”

      Yeah okay Lisa. Whatever you say. I’m sure a lefty like you was a–kay fine with the protests.

      These people are beyond full of it.

      • Cy

        I think the news media is ecstatic about Trump’s rally. They now have something to blame the COVID spike on. God forbid anyone figure out what is actually causing the COVID spike… gee…. I wonder what that could be.

    • westernsloper

      About 20 handpicked local officials, small-business owners and reporters ……

      I imagine that will be how most of Joe’s events will be.

    • Rhywun

      Lately it seems like every time he opens his mouth, his numbers go up. I don’t get it, either.

  27. Lackadaisical

    So, has anyone here been paying attention to the LP party or their candidate JoJo?

    The LP FB page posted something she wrote essentially saying she’d force them to bake the cake (but for healthcare). They’re getting roasted int he few comments I saw (around 1000 on that post). So, is the LP completely skinsuited now?

    • Atanarjuat

      I think there is something of a battle going on between people who make Nick Gillespie look like an anti-establishment radical and the outsider Mises Caucus, who enjoy the works of Tom Woods, et al.

      • Lackadaisical

        Right, but the mises caucus is in a pretty clear minority. Doesn’t seem like that is going to turn around anytime soon.

        I guess the question I have is… is it already too late?

    • leon

      I don’t know. I’d like to see it, because Jo has generally been good.

      • Lackadaisical

        what… what is wrong with her face?

      • Rhywun

        The rule never took effect (paraphrasing)

        Seems like a lot of people aren’t being honest about this. I am shocked.

    • Suthenboy

      For healthcare? What does that mean?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    I was buying tshirts at Walmart a few weeks back

    I was there to buy a t-shirt. The Walmart in Brownsburg, Indiana did not have a single 100% cotton, no-pocket, color-dyed t-shirt.

    WTF, Walmart?

  29. Rufus the Monocled

    Inuit Pies it is!

    Oh well. What happens to the Edmonton Eskimos now?

    Seriously. People and companies who pile onto this crazy ass woke shit can straight fuck off and die.

    • Grosspatzer

      Inuit Pies? Still might be offensive. How about “Cow Pies”?

    • Incentives Matter

      Edmonton Rotten-Blubber-Eaters.

      C’mon. It’s like you never SJWed, d00d.

  30. westernsloper

    Buh-bye!

    I heard on the radio yesterday that Polis signed a bill into law ending qualified immunity in CO yesterday, however, this story makes no mention of immunity so who knows. I am not up for reading the actual bill right now.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    The group’s name is a reference to a poorly-reviewed 1984 film, Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo. The phrase “Electric Boogaloo” has since become an online meme meaning a low-quality sequel.

    But Boogaloo Bois use it to refer to armed conflict with authorities, something akin to a second US Civil War .

    ——-

    Like other online movements born out of 4chan, Boogaloo Bois are steeped in the vernacular of internet memes and in-jokes.

    Of course they do.

    And you dopes fall for it, hook line and sinker, every time.

    • Rhywun

      Meanwhile “antifa” is steeped in decades of history reaching back to inter-leftist squabbles in inter-war Germany, but let’s not bother investigating that history.

    • RAHeinlein

      The DC Mayor is a real POS – she seems to be hoping for a breach of the White House security perimeter – borderline treasonous.

    • Suthenboy

      I am beginning to hear the same kind of noises about Trump. I am hoping he is making a smart political move and will take action after the election. Standing by and doing nothing while armed gangs stake claims on sovereign US territory seems weak. This is how the war with Mexico started.

    • Agent Cooper

      I believe the Trump strategy is to provide their rope. Their internal polling must show a significant silent majority effect.

  32. Atanarjuat

    What career would you like to embark upon, if you had to?

    (I have to. The convention/trade show business is not coming back any time soon.)

    • Lackadaisical

      Fireman maybe? Seems like a sweet gig.

      • Atanarjuat

        Good advice. My only slight reservations are 1) getting woken up is fucking annoying and 2) while many are cool, a certain percentage of firemen are oafish knuckleheads I wouldn’t want to spend 20 hours straight with.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, I’m not sure I could deal with the second half of that. Some people never grow up…

        FWIW, I really like being a an engineer (structural), but you need the schooling for it.

      • Old Man With Candy

        a certain percentage of firemen are oafish knuckleheads I wouldn’t want to spend 20 hours straight with.

        I see you’ve met Spudalicious.

      • The Last American Hero

        Yes, but you’ll be drowning in chicks (or dudes if that’s your jam() when the calendar comes out.

    • Sean

      Hooters hiring manager.

      • TARDIS

        Hooters? Are they still in business? I haven’t been in one in 15 years.

      • Atanarjuat

        Yes. I was delivering food for Uber Eats during the lockdown, and they had takeout under a slightly different name, like Hooty’s Cajun Grille, or some shit.

    • Caput Lupinum

      Learn to code? That’s what I did anyway; can’t say I really recommend it.

      • Atanarjuat

        I respect you for that but I fear I might find it tedious to be confined to a screen all day. Do you find that’s the case?

        Im thinking about a building trade. Can be frustrating in its own right, but at least it would be in a new location every day.
        Offers the potential of making my own bids on jobs someday. Been replying to every apprentice electrician ad I see, but no responses.

      • Caput Lupinum

        It can be tedious, but I don’t mind it much personally. It does depend largely on what kind of programming you’re doing though. Most of my stuff is front end and higher level stuff so the screen it’s at least somewhat interesting, but lower level guys that deal with database stuff have screens that make excel spreadsheets look fun.

      • Rhywun

        I hate tedious sprocs and analyzing reams of data but that’s kind of what I got stuck in 🙁

        But I’ve done it all so it’s pretty easy to find something interesting eventually.

      • Mojeaux

        Hey, Rhy, I remember when you said your job went somewhere else and you were half-heartedly looking. Did you ever find something? If you said, I missed it. If you didn’t say, I’m sorry if I’m stepping on toes.

      • Rhywun

        Nothing permanent and with my current health situation I’m not looking for a while yet.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, I’m sorry to hear about your health problems.

      • westernsloper

        If you don’t mind feces, the term licensed plumber means license to steal. Large rates are demanded and paid. In the non feces field electrician is a fine gig.

      • Mojeaux

        I tried to get my kid to go that route, but we’ve had so many plumbing problems, she got a front-row seat to the filth and demurred. This is the one working at Walmart and eyeballing management positions. She has already gotten a promotion and a raise to go with it. *proud mama* She is going to a trade school for IT for her senior year of high school and then hopefully another year after that.

        My other kid is into landscaping, but since he wrecked our equipment last season, I’m going to make him get a job to finance his startup. He has actually spoken of going to college for landscape design.

      • Incentives Matter

        According to my nephew-in-law who is a licensed journeyman electrician, I’m an electrician in all but title already. I’ve saved stupid amounts of money simply by doing it myself. I can typically beat a quote from an actual electrician by around 75% (i.e., do it myself for two grand, rather than the eight grand I was quoted for a basement reno). Those folks make serious bank, and the jobs are normally a lot cleaner than what a plumber has to go through.

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, tried to get the tax deductions to go for that, too, but as XX explained it to me, electricity math is akin to voodoo and she isn’t up to the task.

        While I have wired stuff up myself, I totally understand this. Whenever I play with electricity, I have to hold my breath and hope I did it right.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Downside: front row seat to homemade electric chair

      • Rhywun

        That’s what I did anyway

        Ditto, but yeah it’s not for everyone. It suits me fine. The bad part is corporate BS. I wish I was motivated enough to avoid that.

    • R C Dean

      Cult leader?

      • Atanarjuat

        My composition is such that, while I enjoy the company of adoring bimbos, I make the world’s worst salesman.

    • Ted S.

      You could be a cam whore.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      You could always be a cop.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        (I’m not serious)

    • Cy

      If lots of time away from home wasn’t an issue; commercial fishing, remote/rural contracting.

      No financial obligations; writing or charter boat captain.

      A bit of extra money and no obligations; flip houses for rent or sale, back end it with a real estate license, maybe start up a property management company.

      Day trading looks interesting but it can be brutal. I don’t think I have the right personality for it.

      Owning a landscaping business was pretty nice and rewarding. I’d do it again.

      Getting into building custom boat, cars or guns would be a lot of fun for a decade.

      • westernsloper

        commercial fishing *looks @ Cy’s avatar* Are you in that line of work? I think you may have mentioned before but I was probably intoxicated so memory is vague.

      • Cy

        Yes. But I don’t actually get to do any of the fun stuff. Not yet at least.

      • westernsloper

        I am trying to think of a non fun stuff position on a commercial fishing vessel. Unless you are the one cleaning the boat.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The guy who has to buy the coke for the crew.

      • Cy

        The one who pays for everything, does the paperwork, sources the equipment, files taxes, deals with the banks, does the payroll, does the hiring and liaisons with the canneries but never actually gets to be on the boat.

      • Mojeaux

        Daytrading was a peace- and sleep-thief. I found out I am a complete nervous Nelly and should stick with dollar-cost averaging.

        My son wants to own a landscaping business.

      • Incentives Matter

        Custom guitars. I think I’d like to apprentice to a luthier.

      • EvilSheldon

        A guy I know makes custom electric guitars. He loves it, but selling his output is a constant problem.

      • The Last American Hero

        Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

      • Mojeaux

        That was beautiful, LAH.

        damp, drizzly November

        My favorite time of year.

  33. commodious spittoon

    I don’t understand the Lonely Jew image on the main page, and I need to know how offended I should feel about it.

  34. Rufus the Monocled

    Be careful with the name changes. It’s going to move up from stuff like Columbus to even just places named after European cities like Athens and Rome. Watch.

    The goal is to erase memory.

    There’s no end to this unless it’s stopped. Did anyone complain about Eskimo pie? Eskimos (now the Dene) aren’t exactly the whiny bunch so why would a company willingly step forward and put themselves on the Crucifix this way?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yep. The only reason the Cultural Revolution ended is because Mao started putting bullets in his Red Guards.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        When chefs become celebrities….

      • The Last American Hero

        We have reached the boaty-mcboatface stage.

      • Agent Cooper

        But Fieri is white and dare I say … Italian?

      • R C Dean

        *looks around*

        What backlash?

      • Nikkodemus

        I keep wondering the same thing. I see folks here and other places claiming it will happen, but have yet to see much evidence of it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Things have to get pretty bad to motivate people that have something to lose to actually risk losing it. We aren’t quite there yet but we’re getting close.

      • Nikkodemus

        Are we? I’m not sure I agree. I know this is anecdotal, but folks in my neck of the woods show no signs of pushback. Things are opening up, and they seem a bit less stressed because of it. As long as folks have their livelihood, I just don’t see it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The rioting and looting is also happening in areas that mostly agree with the political angle being pushed. It’s hard to get worked up about something you don’t see effecting you in your daily life, assuming you come from a less liberal area. When the purgers really start going after normal people and get them fired from their jobs en masse for things they posted to Facebook ten years ago they’ll take it more personally.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yep. Months of conditioning the public to cower in place and shut up seems to be working swimmingly so far…

      • Trigger Hippie

        Fyi, I wasn’t being facetious. Of course the protesters and rioters are the exceptions. Most people still seem to just want to keep their heads down and ride it out for the most part. And to be fair, I should probably include myself in that category.

      • Suthenboy

        No matter how this turns out there will be backlash for the Antifa/BLM useful idiots. If they lose they will probably end up in prison. If they win they will end up in front of a wall. There is no good outcome for them.

      • The Last American Hero

        Or they will continue to find jobs at universities, public schools, diversity and inclusion positions at corporations, and eventually Congress.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’ll hit when people start not making the rent. Not before.

      • Mojeaux

        On that topic: A FB acquaintance of Mr. Mojeaux’s was behind on rent because of the Kung Flu, but had a benefactor to catch her up. The landlord won’t accept the money.

        Some rando: That means they already wanted to evict you.

        Mr. Mojeaux to me: That’s fucked up.

        Me: Maybe they have a good reason to want her out.

      • Agent Cooper

        Ballot box backlash when DeuceScoopz wins again.

    • Rhywun

      Upstate NY is littered with Roman and Greek names. Probably missing the critical mass of wokesters to upend it all, though. Syracuse might have to look out, though. And of course Ithaca.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Funny thing is, the original Syracuse is possibly the most invaded city in world history. And for many years possibly one of Earth’s most culturally diverse outside an Imperial capital.

  35. Nikkodemus

    Hints in my newsreel this morning that the next celeb on the (il)liberal chopping block is Joe Rogan. I have hopes that he will take the Terry Crews approach and tell them to fuck off.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Telling them to fuck off is the only thing that works. Then again, if they can manage to jeopardize his Spotify deal…well, 100,000,000 dollars is a lot of money.

    • Hyperion

      If he tells them to fuck off, they’ll just move on to the next target and come back later on hoping that he has repented of his non-wokeness. They won’t just go away until every single wrong think has been cancelled. But they won’t stop going there either. Envy and hate gives them 24/7 fuel and there will always be enough of that until Western civilization has been burned to the ground.

      No one could destroy the USA from the outside, but they finally, through public education and the media, were able to light it afire from the inside. And the firefighters have all went on strike.

      Presently, I’d say the hope of the USA surviving in anything that resembles it’s current form with free speech, other guaranteed rights, or any sort of freedom, for another decade, is almost zero. We’re going to a Chinese form of government, very soon. It was good while it lasted. Like the founders said, if you can keep it. Well, we gave up on that.

      • Nikkodemus

        You optimism is overwhelming (though I don’t disagree).

      • Hyperion

        I’ve always been a glass half full type of person. Always. But I don’t see anything positive coming up in the future, it’s all going to suck across the board.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If we go to the Chinese model the country will splinter. The left coast and scattered other areas of the country might be champing at the bit for that but that wouldn’t fly in most of the South or the Midwest. Considering how much we loathe each other a national divorce might not be altogether a bad thing.

      • Hyperion

        I formerly have been saying the USA will split up into at least 2 different countries. I still expect that, but what I fear is that when the fighting starts, the left will bring in China on their side and then it’s going to get very bad for all of us.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Don’t forget that all sides will have nukes. I couldn’t see the Chinese involving themselves directly with their military because of that.

      • Hyperion

        If Warren is president, she’ll make Hildawg SOS again and they’ll have all the nukes, and China on their side. We’ll have rocks and sticks.

    • Gadfly

      Well, he had the temerity to say that Joe Biden is going into cognitive decline. That’s deserving of a cancelling.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    What career would you like to embark upon, if you had to?

    Diversity consultant? Contact tracer? Facebook content censor?

  37. The Late P Brooks

    The goal is to erase memory.

    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

  38. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Ugh. My on the spectrum son found a German army cap in my grandfather’s things and wants to wear it. He looks like a Hitler youth recruiting picture.

    • Tres Cool

      Once upon a time, after getting Tres Ver. 2.0 a fresh haircut, babymama made the mistake of leaving us unchaperoned. I did a quick comb-over on him, found a black grease pencil to make a mustache…
      Hiliarity failed to ensue when she got home.

    • R C Dean

      Since we’re now cancelling George Washington, what should the Washington Post change it’s name to?

      • Hyperion

        Panem Post

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Pravda is taken, to my understanding.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    My on the spectrum son found a German army cap in my grandfather’s things and wants to wear it. He looks like a Hitler youth recruiting picture.

    I laughed.

    i will now go into the box and feel ashamed.

    • LJW

      Your Grandpa was literally a Nazi!? Calling ANTIFA!

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        You mean he was an an actual anti-fascist. But you knew this. I’m glad he’s not around to see this version of LARPers

      • I'm Here To Help

        My wife’s grandfather wasn’t a Nazi, but did serve in the German army during the war. Granted, he spent most of it in a Russian POW camp. Survived there for three years, and at the end of the war they basically just opened the gates and told him to go home. Had to walk 3k plus miles though territory that really didn’t like him that much. Miracle that he survived all that. Still has some of his stuff from the war (don’t want to know where he hid it…)

        He’s still kicking today. I swear he’ll be sitting there, eating a Twinkie, talking to the cockroaches in the fallout of a nuclear war. I’m not sure anything will kill him…

  40. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Eskimo Pies to drop ‘derogatory’ name over racial insensitivity”

    Do Eskimos really give a damn about this? I can’t say I’ve seen groups of them raising hell and demanding this change.

    • Tres Cool

      I hear they have 30 different words for “woke”.

      • Sean

        lol

    • Q Continuum

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo#Nomenclature

      I can find nothing even remotely racist in the term. The only thing that could possibly be objectionable is that it’s an umbrella term for several specific sub-ethnic groups of the Arctic. It’s like “Caucasian” instead of “Slavic” or “Nordic” or “Germanic”. There is no derogatory history or negative connotation.

      And who gives a fuck anyway?

      • Rhywun

        It seems like every generation burps up some wokesters who decide that [current term] is racist and therefore we need [new term]. I have little doubt that “Indigenous”, “Inuit”, “Black”, and the like will be replaced in a decade or two with whatever new euphemisms they come up with in order to control the discussion.

      • Hyperion

        Analyzes Rhywun’s wrong speech rant:

        wokesters: hate speech

        “Indigenous”, “Inuit”, “Black”: multiple hate speech in one sentence

        Off to the camps with you!

      • Rufus the Monocled

        The CBC has become the IBC. The Indigenous Broadcast Corporation.

        It’s 23/6 – gotta leave some content open to trick the listeners like fawning or acting as right tackles to Trudeau – Indigenous awards this, Indigenous art that.

      • Rhywun

        In Australia they perform a “thanks to the Indigenous for this sacred land” ritual before sporting events now. Plus there are “Indigenous Weeks” where they drag out the didgeridoos and such. Pretty harmless as far as woke silliness goes, but one wonders where it will lead.

      • Hyperion

        All of this is not about racism, it’s about ending free speech. Once they’ve determined that anything anyone can be offended by is off limits, and the ‘right people’ are in place to enforce it, free speech is nothing but a distant memory.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      As I noted earlier of all the Natives, the Inuit and Cree do the least squawking. This is stupid white liberal fuckheads doing this on their own.

    • Suthenboy

      I think you are missing the point.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I lulz’d

  41. Hyperion

    “Brown on the outside, white on the inside.”

    Let’s just ban vanilla. How about white milk? The white part of eggs? White dresses for weddings? Let’s just ban the word white. Doing nothing here is just not enough.

    • Q Continuum

      Find a hot Latina and ask her if she’d like a little white on the inside.

      • Hyperion

        I’ve done that several times. But it failed to stop all us whiteys from being cancelled. There won’t be any Latinx in the camps. We’ll all be staring at clones of Kelly Anne Conway, in the camps.

  42. Tres Cool

    Since it’s the solstice, have some Summer Madness.

    • Lackadaisical

      1 and done.

  43. Q Continuum

    What do a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

    A wet nose.

    • Q Continuum

      I like my women like COVID:

      19, breathtaking and easily spread.

      • commodious spittoon

        Big yikes.

      • TARDIS

        You’ll be here all week, I assume? Hmmm, I haven’t had veal in awhile.

      • Q Continuum

        What do you call an IT teacher who molests his students?

        A PDF file.

      • Q Continuum

        If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.

      • Q Continuum

        Got an e-mail today from a “bored housewife 33, looking for some action!” I’ve sent her my ironing, that’ll keep her busy.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Defund the police Disarm the people

    Many differences between the U.S. and the European Union can partly explain these gaps, including our history of systemic racism and our porous social safety net. But without the mention of guns, no explanation for America’s record of police violence is complete.

    ——-

    We should stop thinking about guns as just an acute threat, and start thinking about them as something more like lead poisoning—an environmental toxicity that builds over decades and leads to a host of social and cognitive problems. Gun prevalence increases civilian violence and officer shootings, which makes cops more concerned about getting killed, which in turn leads officers to bedeck themselves in quasi-military gear, escalate conflicts that don’t deserve escalation, and, too often, shoot and kill. “When police are involved in an encounter where guns are more prevalent in general, I wouldn’t be surprised that their level of anxiety were heightened,” says Matt Miller, a health-sciences professor at Northeastern and a co-director of the Harvard Injury Control Research Center.

    The solutions are socially and politically improbable—but perhaps no more improbable than abolishing the police. They could begin with banning guns of war, requiring universal background checks, and instituting national “red flag” laws to keep guns from potentially dangerous people. These measures might sound small-bore compared with the challenge before us, but they could still make a difference. Deborah Azrael, also of the Harvard Injury Control Research Center, has found that 40 percent of gun owners acquired their most recent firearm without a background check. There are not many issues that easily unite police reformers and police unions, but reducing the social toxin of gun prevalence, especially in high-crime areas, ought to be at the top of that short list.

    In a country where guns are protected by the Constitution and cherished by tens of millions of Americans, meaningful change will require a major social movement. Perhaps we’re seeing the seeds of that groundswell right now. As long as reformers are imagining the future of an unbundled police force, they have to be clear-eyed about the roots of civilian and police violence. Which means they have to talk about guns.

    Serious journalism, for serious people.

    • Hyperion

      One of the Seattle commie camp’s demands was that they be allowed to open carry weapons. Have they been cancelled yet?

    • The Other Kevin

      Wow, talk about tone deaf. What is it about videos of looting and arson, with the police standing by and allowing it to happen, would make people want to give up their guns?

      • Hyperion

        But you see, that will all stop as soon as we ban racism and wrong think. So then we can get the guns and give people healthcare.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Starts honing spears, axes, and swords.

      • Hyperion

        I should start going the same, because that’s what we’ll all be fighting with, shortly after we’ve banned fossil fuels. Too bad there’s no Wooly Mammoths left to craft nice warm clothing from.

    • slumbrew

      There are a whole lot of assertions there with nary a source to back it up.

      I wouldn’t be surprised …

      That’s some good science-ing, Lou.

    • commodious spittoon

      meaningful change will require a major social movement

      You bitches aren’t bitching about the shit I want you to bitch about!!

    • Q Continuum

      “guns of war”

      As I’ve said before, the only legitimate “guns of war” I own are a 70 year old M1 Garand and a surplus Italian Beretta 92. Neither one of them has the thing that goes up.

    • Lackadaisical

      As long as reformers are imagining the future of an unbundled police force, they have to be clear-eyed about the roots of civilian and police violence. Which means they have to talk about guns.

      Lel, yes, a simple tool is the root of all violence. Such clowns.

    • Rhywun

      When did they start letting high-schoolers write their tedious think-pieces?

  45. Mojeaux

    My husband has to be very careful about what he says on FB because of his work. He already got a talking-to for posting something (off hours) someone else at work didn’t like, who took it to HR. If it were me, I’d just bail on social media altogether. But then, that’s easy for me to say since my IRL self has no social media. Still, as an author whoring books, I do watch what I say, what I like, what I bookmark.

    • Hyperion

      This is why I deleted all my social media accounts a long time ago. Finally got wifey to cancel hers as well. She’d already lost all her frenz there anyway from not being adequately woke.

    • Hyperion

      I hope your books are adequately woke so that they don’t get cancelled.

      • Mojeaux

        tl;dr: Not woke.

        My first book has active politics in it, references to Ayn Rand and Fox News, a political blogger who describes herself as “right of conservative”, a prosecutor (the character the book revolves around) who’s identified as a Republican, and lots of libertarianspeak.

        My second book’s hero is a bona fide politician, got elected prosecutor as a Republican, but libertarian-identifying-as-independent for the sake of future elections; the heroine is a hard-core libertarian who worships at the altar of Laura Ingalls Wilder (so much that she moved to Mansfield, Missouri) and hates that her boyfriend is a politician at all.

        The third book hints at the previous political activities, but doesn’t commit.

        Book 7 has politics in it. Aforementioned book 2 politician is now the governor of Missouri and has a fundraiser for his reelection campaign. Of course, you can count that as pure fantasy, possibly science fiction. Anyway, a tertiary character refers to Trump as a “fatherfucking cocksucker.”

        And yet, I have a decidedly faithful fanbase that is ALSO proggy woke SJWs. Tell a good story, and people will follow you anywhere even if they don’t want to.

      • Q Continuum

        They also have cis-hetero sexual interaction in them. That alone is problematic and probably rapey.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        It’s romance literature. The whole genre is rapey and problematic. I’ll let mojeaux weigh in on if that’s changed any.

      • Mojeaux

        The whole genre is rapey and problematic.

        I was going to kiddingly say “the rapier the better,” but that’s not really kidding. The problematic stuff sells like hotcakes and the woke crowd can’t understand why.

        The women buying this stuff may or may not be SJWs, but they defend it by saying it’s fantasy and readers shouldn’t be policing other readers’ tastes.

      • commodious spittoon

        So glad white male power is just a fantasy genre and not reality.

      • Mojeaux

        white male power

        It’s the kind of power a woman wouldn’t stand for in real life. Some of it really is oogey (to me).

      • commodious spittoon

        *brandishes rapier* I have 5+ cutting edge sword attack with my blade!

        Are the ladies into me yet?

      • commodious spittoon

        It’s the kind of power a woman wouldn’t stand for in real life. Some of it really is oogey (to me).

        I’m kinda drunk from day drinking and I need you to spell this out for me. I think I might have been clever in my original response but I don’t understand yours at all.

      • Mojeaux

        Sorry.

        Scenario 1 (which I love): Dude just intrudes on the woman’s personal space and kisses her (generally, “harshly”) and maybe or maybe not it will progress to sex. Sometimes the heroine will protest a little bit or too much, but never hits the sweet spot for “I really don’t want this. Stop. Now.” It’s euphemistically referred to as “forced seduction.” This works in romance because of the golden rules: 1) “She already wanted you, dude.” 2) Be attractive; don’t be unattractive.

        Sexual power flexing doesn’t work in real life whether she wants you or not and even if it does, later will get you #metoo’d if she decides after the fact that it wasn’t consensual at all. Then she will go to court and mock your little cauliflower penis. SJWs say they don’t like this and it’s rapey.

        Scenario 2: A whole lot of dudes want one woman, so you end up with “reverse harem,” which tries desperately to get ALL the dudes to be alpha but when you’re willingly/reluctantly/resigned to sharing a woman other dudes want too, you’re automatically a cuck and I don’t know how anybody can read that without feeling oogey.

        Scenario 3: The woman somehow gets pulled into a “motorcycle club” (MC for short) and motorcycle gangs do exactly what they do. There are no heroes here and anti-heroes are few and far between (anti-hero = “one redeeming virtue”). I don’t get off on actual rape (not to be confused with forced seduction) and I don’t get off with the “hero” sharing his dick with other women. This is the white woman’s version. The black woman’s version is called “thug love”, which is a women competing to be the man’s number one woman, as opposed to being the ONLY woman. Oogey.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, that’s LOVELY! Thank you!!!

      • commodious spittoon

        Camera Obscura is just terrific and I can’t recommend them enough. Please give them all your love.

      • commodious spittoon

        It’s not the same.

      • Mojeaux

        I know. I was hoping to give you something you might like.

      • TARDIS

        Chapter 18-The Sequel?

      • Mojeaux

        The sequel is not going to be that sessy. Our hero and heroine must go on a quest. However, the romancey part will be with a secondary character from the first book and…some heroine I have to construct yet.

      • commodious spittoon

        I’m so in love with you Mojeaux, you don’t even know. I want to make the love on you like you don’t even know.

      • Mojeaux

        That made me grin like a big stupid oaf. ?

      • Hyperion

        Yep, all of that, and the patriarchy. Why does Moj support the patriarchy?

      • Mojeaux

        Because I like dick.

      • commodious spittoon

        Gross. That’s gay.

      • Hyperion

        Totally gay!

      • commodious spittoon

        I keep telling my friends there’s nothing gayer than having children with women, because it involves dicks and that’s the gayest thing of all.

        I don’t have many friends anymore.

      • Mojeaux

        I have a white gay male character who has chosen a life of celibacy to serve in the church for the sake of the disenfranchised. He was previously a manwhore, so it’s not like he’s self-loathing; he just feels called to serve.

        Find me something MOAR problematic than that.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Still doesn’t explain Ayn Rand.

      • Mojeaux

        This is what I said about Ayn Rand in book 1:

        Main character 1 (of 6) (female) is looking for a romance-novel hero who is remarkably like Hank Rearden. Naturally, because this is a romance novel, character 4 (male) shows up. He doesn’t like Rearden. He thinks he’s a Galt. She’s not interested in Galt. He doesn’t get it.

        Character right-of-conservative (#6, female) compares Character #2 (male) to Hank Rearden, then expounds on what a horrible person Rand was and how her books are ridiculous. Character XY-1 tells her Rand wrote fairy tales and there is nowhere free men can exist, nowhere to run. Furthermore, he doesn’t want to know anything about Rand because he wants to keep the wall between an artist and his/her work.

        This is what I said about Rand in book 2:

        Heroine is talking about how she absorbed her libertarianism from her worship of Laura Ingalls Wilder. She is versed in the history of the libertarian movement because of Rose Wilder Lane, which led her to Ayn Rand and Isabel Paterson, the three of whom couldn’t get along because Rand was pissy that Lane and Paterson believed in a creator deity and Paterson was a full-on Christian. (I don’t remember why Lane and Paterson didn’t get along.) She is ambivalent about Rand and Paterson, except to note that it’s totally reasonable to expect that when you put three libertarian women in a room, none of them are going to get along.

      • Hyperion

        “tl;dr:”

        And don’t pretend that’s not a White Supremacy sign.

      • Mojeaux

        My current book is just the heroine trying to get out of the friend zone wrapped up in knights and jousts and wars and shit.

      • R C Dean

        Queued up next on my Kindle.

      • Mojeaux

        Yay! Thank you!

        *runs and hides*

    • slumbrew

      I still have the FB account for invites and the like, but I don’t think I’ve posted more than “thanks for the birthday wishes” in about a year.

    • Ted S.

      I’d seriously think about calling that Karen out for creating a hostile work environment, and for everything *she* posts to FB.

      • Lackadaisical

        That would be retaliation, and strictly illegal or something.

      • Mojeaux

        That worked out so well for James Damore.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It would be sad if she suddenly disappeared.

  46. mexican sharpshooter

    The downside of Arizona is people like Sheriff Joe. The upside is the other sheriffs.

    We are going to need residents to lead the way,” Phoenix Mayor Kate Gallego said.

    This is a city that cannot even enforce traffic tickets from red light cameras.

    • Hyperion

      “This is a city that cannot even enforce traffic tickets from red light cameras.”

      Sounds like a good destination.

    • Q Continuum

      Real name Kate Widland. Kept the “Gallego” in spite of getting divorced to keep cred with the Browns.

    • R C Dean

      “lead the way”

      That’s a funny way to say “comply”.

  47. prolefeed

    It was a bit of fun seeing Mayor Adler plead in the Austin Chronicle to “take COVID seriously” after the Governor reled back the worst of the mayor’s civil rights violations.

    Fuck you, Adler. Get rid of the fucking masks and sweating restrictions in restaurants, you petty tyrant.

    /venting

    • prolefeed

      Meant “seating restrictions”, though plenty of sweating sitting outside in mid 90s temps waiting for a seat to open up in a half empty restaurant.

    • Suthenboy

      sweating restrictions in restaurants?

    • Hyperion

      Don’t encourage her. When she gets cancelled and sent to the camps, she’ll be all alone until the rest of us show up… well, maybe there will be a few good says for her yet, before the latter part happens.

    • l0b0t

      FUN FACT – My very first vote for POTUS was for Nixon in 1972. My grandfather took baby me to the polls and had me pull the lever.

      • Mojeaux

        We do like our men to be clever, it’s true.

        Nixon got pushed out of office. He wasn’t clever enough.

      • TARDIS

        *sigh*
        The link was supposed to read, “An unlikable dick.”

      • Hyperion

        What about Rummy? Poor guy, he was almost Hitler and no one talks about him anymore. Fame is so short lived.

  48. Suthenboy

    Grocery this morning: Coffee filters stacked to the ceiling, I bought two packs of 150 ct. 4 – 1.5 packs of 80% ground beef for $3.00/lb
    Everything is in stock but there is a limit of 2 cases of bottled water, 1 pack each of TP and paper towels (they are in stock) and one carton of eggs.

    Not bad.

    About to be off to Sam’s club for bulk supplies of other stuff.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Have fun, don’t forget your mask and your hand sanitizer.

    • Rhywun

      Insane that I still can’t find the TP I want after months of this. And ground beef is still $6.49 a pound.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m feeling very smug about that extra freezer and 270 lbs of ground beef (not to mention chicken and pork) that I bought way back in March.

      • Hyperion

        We have so much TP my wife hoarded, running out will probably span into the decades range. Try Costco, that’s where she got our last truckload.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Amazon had TP last time I checked. It might be bulk office type stuff though.

      • TARDIS

        Yeah, I just ordered a case of 60. 2-Ply is okay with me. I still have plenty of Kirkland brand anyway, but fuck Costco. Next time I go back, I’ll be cancelling my membership.

        I got a package of cheap stuff from Kroger when they first started to restock. Turns out it’s single ply. I took a marker and wrote,”Emergency Use Only. Save for Covid-20 or the Zombie Apocalypse!”

      • Hyperion

        “fuck Costco. Next time I go back, I’ll be cancelling my membership.”

        You don’t need the membership, just order online. It’s only worth is if you buy a lot of stuff though.

      • l0b0t

        I was, just last night, complaining on the Zoom thingie that I have many cases of TP sitting in the back of the store as dead-stock. All of the brands we normally stock are sitting in the back because the day manager keeps stuffing the shelves with Kleenex brand single rolls @ $1 each (we have several pallets that shipped during the warehouse/shipping disruptions). Nobody is buying that cheap-ass, thin TP so they just take up space on the shelves. Space that should be occupied by all of the Charmin, Cottonelle, Scott, Angel Soft, etc.

    • Hyperion

      Mayor Woke said it’s the Summer of Love, baby!

    • creech

      Where was Trump last night?