This week we’ve got Mars retrograde aligning with the Sun, the Moon, and Mercury. This means that there will be errors and fuckups involving weapons. Which is exactly NOT what I want to read for the morning of my last match before Nationals, but hey, the stars didn’t ask my opinion.
One particularly notable thing is Saturn is moving directly now, so it’s just bad news instead of ultra-bad news. Remember: Saturn is a dude carrying a sharp farm implement who is pissed off because his junk has been chopped off. And he wasn’t that nice of a guy to begin with, what with the cannibalism and all. Still, it’s less shitty to be a Capricorn today than it was a week ago. Yay!
It’s not just myself that has to be on the lookout for accidents, it’s all of us as that Mercury mentioned earlier is in Scorpio. This is typically associated with mishaps, and more specifically (but not exclusively) accidents related to acting or moving too quickly. Watch out for speed traps. Mars retrograde being in Aries is another warning to chill a little bit, and Venus in Virgo is a carrot complementing the other sticks, as it’s a suggestion that mellowing out will be rewarded. The moon in Taurus is difficult to interpret in light of all these other happenings. Typically anything happening in Taurus would build on the whole theme of “slow and steady is good” but the moon is inherently chaotic, so the best I can come up with right now (I’ll edit this if I have any further insights (lol no I won’t)) is that it’s advising not to take “slow down” to mean “stop.” You’ll still need to work towards whatever goal is on the list this week, just be careful doing it.
Lots of Majors drawn this week, and also lots of cards indicating the same thing. If the Presidential ballot changes, you read it here first.
Libra: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity.
Scorpio: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism, hope destroyed
Sagittarius: 5 of Cups – Loss but something remains, inheritance, patrimony, transmission, but not corresponding to expectations
Capricorn: Knight of Coins reversed – inertia, idleness, repose of that kind, stagnation, placidity, discouragement, carelessness
Aquarius: The Devil – Ravage, violence, vehemence, extraordinary efforts, force, fatality, that which is predestined
Pisces: 5 of Coins – Destitution, love and lovers-wife, husband, friend, mistress
Aries: 8 of Swords reversed – Disquiet, difficulty, opposition, accident, treachery, what is unforeseen, fatality
Taurus: The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place
Gemini: The Hermit – Prudence, circumspection, treason, dissimulation, roguery, corruption
Cancer: Fall, decadence, ruin, perdition, to perish
Leo: 10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension
Virgo: Ace of Cups – House of the true heart, joy, content, abode, nourishment, abundance, fertility, Holy Table, felicity
Cancer: Fall, decadence, ruin, perdition, to perish – i have a good feeling about this one
I would think anything called “cancer” in the first place would be bad.
BREAKING: Joe Biden is Actually Running for Prime Minister of Australia
“Opponent of the opponent. A former staffer of @JoeBiden
reveals why the Democrat candidate should never be President. SUNDAY on @Channel9
, Tara Reade speaks exclusively to #60Mins about claims Biden sexually assaulted her.”
https://twitter.com/60Mins/status/1311561576189587456
The comments are without a sense or irony.
“It’s proven Reade never reported any problem to anyone at work during that time. Her story rose years later and details change. Completely debunked story for 5 more minutes of screen time and to sully the reputation of Biden.”
These accusations only matter if you have a ‘R’ next to your name.
WHOA!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS: Trump is comatose and terminal, Pence about to take over per 25th Amendment.
Well fuck. I need a drink after that
You’re fake news.
all I got was a broken tinyurl page
That’s because you touch yourself at night.
Everyone knows you are supposed to do it in the morning in the shower.
Why not both times?
President Trump could return to WH ‘as early as tomorrow’ if conditions continue to improve, doctors say
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-coronavirus-health-update-sunday-walter-reed
“Joe Biden called a lid on the day shortly after 9:00 am.”
https://twitter.com/JoeConchaTV/status/1312769671473618944
Meanwhile, Trump is working from the hospital…
Damn, wish I could put a lid on it at 9am every day. I’d even stretch it to 10.
But he is signing blank papers! /internet slueths
“Virgo: Ace of Cups – House of the true heart, joy, content, abode, nourishment, abundance, fertility, Holy Table, felicity”
Hey Adahn, you sure your doing this right?
“fertility”? I sure hope not!
I’d like to take a little time today to reiterate that birthdays are for women and children. It is unseemly for a grown man to celebrate in general, but let alone something as inconsequential as the anniversary of the day he was born. Celebrating a birthday as a grown man is the least non-First thing you can do.
Least First thing you can do.
You might appreciate my father-in-law’s story.
He was born in Japan sometime in February of 1943. At the time nobody was sure anybody was going to live through the end of the week, much less some newborn kid. And besides, the ward office had been destroyed so there was no place to register his birth anyway. Sometime around August they found a way to register his birth but by then nobody could remember what day he was born on so they just put it down as February 1st. Both his parents had died of tuberculosis before he was 3 so there was nobody to ask about it later.
We celebrate his birthday as February 1st but he doesn’t seem to GAF about it.
My wife’s siblings all have the same b-day because they were born during spring planting season and her parents couldn’t be bothered to go down and register them. So they all got the same date as when they went in to pay their taxes in the summer. My wife was born in the summer so they went down and registered her with her real b-day.
Her siblings still think she is totes spoiled for that.
If you think I’m not going to celebrate 48 years of life (likely with some whiskey and a cigar), you’re nuttier than squirrel shit.
Men can celebrate the following b-days:
1) 13 (old enough to deer hunt – legally)
2) 16 (can get driver’s license)
3) 21 (or 19 in my case, legal drinking age)
But yes, other than that it doesn’t matter.
I would add the birthday following the birth of your first grandkid. That is the start of you being biological surplus, so you might as well eat, drink, shoot firearms, and plan something extremely adventurous (aka risky) for the upcoming year.
4) Any birthday that can get you laid.
Tarus and Libra are the only ones that are going to make it out the next week unscathed I see.
“slow and steady is good”
You know what else is good when done slow and steady?
Planing a wood plank?
Euphemism du jour?
Please to helping find the Lost Thing.
Just saw on the ESPN scroll that the SMU student section was cleared from the stadium yesterday during the first half for “non-compliance”. Good on them.
From the NY Post.
https://nypost.com/2020/10/03/smu-students-kicked-out-game-for-violating-covid-19-protocols/
“Fall, decadence, ruin, perdition, to perish”
Got that going for me.
Sounds like fun!
So it was only Cam Newton who tested positive for WuFlu.
Chiefs v Patriots on tomorrow at 6:05 p.m.
Got non-Chiefs, non-Patriots fans coming to KC because it’s one of very few chances to see live football this year.
The French Open tennis is going on, and this is about the only report I could find with direct comments from Novak Djokovic, who tested positive after a charity event in June but has been going gangbusters since the restart of the tour.
I think everyone here knows, but trying to explain to normies how the media doesn’t want to comment on people who didn’t have panic-enabling cases of the virus is like talking to a brick wall.
(I couldn’t find anything either about players Grigor Dimitrov and Lucas Pouille’s coronavirus experience either.)
There’s no actual way of knowing who else might test positive because just like with the Titans, there’s an incubation period. It took days for the outbreak to occur in Tennessee. Here you have a guy on each team who tested positive but the league plans to go ahead as if that didn’t happen.
Which I’m fine with. That was the plan going in. But the league doesn’t seem to have an actual plan or consistent policies in place.
I’m pissy because of all the orgs in the country, the NFL is the one that could have shut this whole thing down and it didn’t.
Typically anything happening in Taurus would build on the whole theme of “slow and steady is good” but the moon is inherently chaotic, so the best I can come up with right now (I’ll edit this if I have any further insights (lol no I won’t)) is that it’s advising not to take “slow down” to mean “stop.”
A euphemism?
Leo: 10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension
Sounds sufficiently shitty to be correct.
The Devil – Ravage, violence, vehemence, extraordinary efforts, force, fatality, that which is predestined
Is this because I got a new rug?
I got a new rug
One that won’t make you sick?
I just successfully overcooked one egg while under cooking another in the same pan. Top that!
I don’t consider it a success if my eggs aren’t cooked properly.
I set no such high bars.
This is a prop bet.
Video admission
I think I may be mildly allergic to eggs. Things they are in don’t make me sick, such as baked goods or an egg McMuffin type thing. But alone, or where they are the main ingredient (deviled eggs, egg salad), they make me very slightly nauseated. I like eggs. This makes me sad.
Browning BAR M1918
White Supremacists!
Biden is soaring in the polls again.
Why Late-Night TV Hosts CAN’T STOP Trump’s WIN
lol
Back ground noise is the usually the radio in casa de sloper. I had to turn off NPR a few hours ago before I threw it through the sliding glass door. On the hate channel they are replaying Fox News Sunday. Holy fuck Chris Wallace is going off on how the Trump family won’t follow the “Covid Rules”. Jesus, I knew he was a prog but did not realize what an authoritarian prick he is.
What is being buried is that his kid…is negative. Send them back to class…for the sanity and livers of all Americans!
Well, I can tell Donny is getting the best possible treatment – everyone is wearing spiffy white lab coats.
Doctor.
Doctor
Doctor doctor
https://youtu.be/-16KJkJA5Bo
Cunte.
“We know Joe Biden has been tag this virus seriously and following the virus. The Trump administration, on the other hand, is not doing that. They are ridiculing mask-wearing and undermining the efforts of governors like me, and your earlier guest Governor DeWine is having trouble getting people to mask up. This virus doesn’t care what side of the aisle you’re on or what state you live in. Joe Biden is modeling the behavior we should all be emulating because our lives are on the line. Why I’m so enthusiastic about Joe Biden as our next president because he has got a plan to clean this up and depiction this mess that the Trump virus response has gotten us into.”
“When a White House undermines our efforts to protect people, and when they threaten to hold the resources for a state that put them in the White House in the first place, people remember that. This is a moment where we need leadership that is focused on protecting every American, whether they supported who is in the White House or not. The American president should be protecting Americans, and that is where this administration has failed and has failed spectacularly.”
Sagittarius: 5 of Cups – Loss but something remains, inheritance, patrimony, transmission, but not corresponding to expectations
I await with baited breath.
i had salmon and eggs for breakfast.
I had eggs on buttery sourdough toast.
Egg over leftover Thai fried rice.
Cold pizza.
Donald Trump stole my Summer, my Halloween, my ability to enjoy life itself for four years and people who would later help him steal the presidency in the first place ruined my professional life and put me in a debt hole I’m still only barely “back” from for years. F*** em all.
https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1312423045802397697
No mention of any of the governors who shut their states down, of course.
Who?
“Donald Trump stole my Summer, my Halloween, my ability to enjoy life itself for four years”
Seek help.
You stole my childhood! How dare you! HOW DARE YOU!!
I bet she is pissed at COVID since it derailed her gravy train. Good.
Covid is the new global warming. Grettel is like so last week.
Um…
Erdogan made his public claim Thursday as he addressed Turkish lawmakers during a major policy speech in Ankara. He said:
As the Times of Israel reported, the Ottoman Empire ruled Jerusalem from 1516 to 1917. Modern Turkey, its successor state, has long claimed a connection to the holy city, regularly condemning Israel for alleged attemtps to “Judaize” it and the U.S. administration’s December 2017 recognition of it as Israel’s capital.
Donald Trump stole my Summer, my Halloween, my ability to enjoy life itself for four years
You obviously weren’t doing anything with it.
Imagine living in such a way that your happiness depends on who the president is. Maybe he should turn off social media for a few days.
Sadly, if the Dems take all I thinks my happiness will be impacted.
Robert Lewandowski needs to start scoring again.
Why? What would he the point? Does it matter?
https://thepostmillennial.com/florida-democrat-caught-requesting-mail-inballot-for-dead-wife
“in Florida every supervisor in Florida is dedicated to make sure we have fair and honest elections,” Bennett added.”
He forgot that Broward County is in Florida.
“I was testing the system” is exactly what someone caught would say
https://mobile.twitter.com/Sir_Kibblez/status/1312115025021005826
https://mobile.twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1312121743180353540
That. Was. Awesome.
Kibbles
In today’s horoscope news, all Capricorns get cancer and die in a fire. Wait…. didn’t that happen last month? I’m calling Fake News on this one.
V12 Panzer Motor
Cool, smoking the cigar was a nice touch.
While spraying starting fluid.
But does need more hand cranking
https://youtu.be/ROnb5ouBjNc
https://youtu.be/2ijq5m6UIVw
“But does need more hand cranking”
Hey, at a certain age . . .
Seconded.
Prudence, circumspection, treason, dissimulation, roguery, corruption
By me or to me? – DJT45