Sunday Morning Surreal Links

by | Nov 15, 2020 | Daily Links | 313 comments

This is where we are in the world.  But there are yet unanswered questions, Like, which of the following might Pusher Robot forget? A. A shoelace. B. A greenhouse. C. A dartboard. D. Al Gore.

Today: a skull and a bone; a legal hot dog; a flight risk; a guy who reached behind you and discovered…; someone whose grasp of a bear ended the domino effect; chest-bursting pride of the Jews; electrifying our future for our own good.

Now here’s where it gets stranger.

 

I’m a level 5 Sausage, in puppet-world. I’ve got a magic beard and everything!

 

Breadbaskets and bras – they often get together and behead me.

 

A librarian in the chimney is worth two in the machete.

 

Not with that crap cloud!

 

Use the leather-upholstered manuscript!

 

Ooh, I could fire rockets at a waiter.

 

And the inevitable. With John Gilmore doing the most smokin’ sax solo that can be realized in our universe.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

313 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    RIP Lou Grant.

    mornin’

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Aww.

      Mawnin’.

    • Ted S.

      As far as I know he’s not dead.

      • Chafed

        Tres is day drinking.

      • Tres Cool

        Well, since Ive been working overnights, its evening in my head. Dont judge.

      • C. Anacreon

        A couple years ago we saw Ed Asner do a one-man show in our little community theater called “A Man and his Prostate”, written by one of the Mary Tyler Moore show creators. He was old and fragile; for his role he wore only a hospital gown and slippers, and had to be walked to the stage by a strong escort. And all he did was sit and read the script from a lectern. But it was hysterical, the man is extremely talented. Despite his uber-lefty politics, I can’t help but like the guy.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Breadbaskets and bras – they often get together and behead me. – election over it don’t matter no more

    • hayeksplosives

      The Saturday Night Live crowd should be coming up with a Hunter Biden recurring character they could lampoon.

      But they won’t because they are True Believers.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It would be cruel to mock a politician’s child struggling with addiction.

      • Tres Cool

        If Don Jr. was a demonstrably a raging coke-head, do you think those writers would even bat an eye ?

      • Count Potato

        No.

      • Atanarjuat

        That’s a fucking funny idea, and no, they won’t go there even once.

      • TARDis

        they won’t go there even once

        Which is why most people don’t watch them anymore.

      • C. Anacreon

        There was a time they would have done it. Imagine if Chris Farley had played Hunter Biden.

  3. PieInTheSky

    I think OMWC links have the highest % blocked in the EU. It is either too local or antisemitism or both.

    • Atanarjuat

      I guess you don’t use a VPN?

      • PieInTheSky

        no. I should but never got around to it. I occasionally google the best ones.

      • Atanarjuat

        Same here. I will do it eventually but I keep thinking “I’ve already looked at the most depraved porn without one, so…”

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    My coffee has luminescent dreams of Fusilli Jerry.

    • Tres Cool

      “It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc!”

  5. The Late P Brooks

    A Gilbert woman ordered a shirt to honor Vice President-elect Kamala Harris

    Yeah, okay.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’d wager sh clicked “buy it now” on the first shirt that mentioned biden and was surprised when it arrived.

      Alternatively, she knew full well she was ordering that and wanted to set up another ‘hate crime’.

  6. Sean

    *checks links*

    Oh good, everything is still stupid.

    I’m going to have a good day in spite of that. I hope you all do too.

  7. Toxteth O'Grady

    From previous:

    To Hayek: USDA? Sunset is more granular. Do you have the Sunset Western Gardening Book?

    And I’ve mentioned this before but this is fairly interesting to anyone even remotely interested in The Police: Stewart Copeland narrates his home movies. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492968/

    • blackjack

      It’s not that I hate the Police, I just always feel better when they’re not around!

      • blackjack

        What’s sad is, I can’t exactly remember where that quote came from, I think it was an R. Crumb comic, so I searched it on google. Line after line of BLM recruitment bullshit. I just want to know which character used this line. It may have been one of those 70’s movies, or the fabulous furry freak brothers, IDK.

      • blackjack

        As I waited for the site to injest my comment, I remembered. It was Tommy Chong.

      • zwak

        It’s a Bukowski quote. It shows up first in Barfly, but they also use a second version of it: “I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they are not around”

      • blackjack

        Yeah, I prolly saw an appropriated version of it. I can’t find Tommy saying it, maybe it was the FFF.

    • Tres Cool

      Copeland made a movie in the 80s called “The Rhythmatist”, where he allegedly scoured Africa in search of the “perfect beat”. Its wholly self-serving, and groundbreaking since this was years before Bono became a colossal asshole. To me, its interesting enough on the veneer.

    • Tundra

      Thanks!

      I’m a fan of those pretentious assholes. I’ll check it out.

    • hayeksplosives

      No, I haven’t seen any of those resources.

      Thanks!!

  8. Chipping Pioneer

    How is Cuomo not the cartoon villain in this universe.

    • Suthenboy

      Because Soros isn’t dead yet? Oh wait, he is the Bond villain.

      Ok, I got nuthin’

      • limey

        Darth Soros is a Star Wars bad guy, duh!

        The Empire becomes more powerful through its fiendish plan of taking control of key SoS offices, but unfortunately noone felt the great disturbance in the Force, and by the time the Rebels realised what was happening, it was too late.

  9. mrfamous

    “Tax filings reveal Biden cancer charity spent millions on salaries, zero on research”

    Timely report. In any event, it’s hard to imagine this would have made a nickel’s worth of difference. That the Bidens are graft mongers should have been common knowledge a long time ago. The Twitter intelligentsia would have declared this a nothingburger and gotten the article censored for misinformation anyway.

    Besides, Biden’s corruption is the least of my worries with the guy. Him placing me under house arrest is a bigger concern…

    • hayeksplosives

      Let’s find out whether the MSM finds enough spine to ask questions about administration actions and motivations again.

      • mrfamous

        Call me a pessimist, but I have a hunch on that one…

      • gbob

        Hayek, it’s wonderful that you can bring the humor on a Sunday morning with such an absurd statement. I, for one, am looking forward to a return of the media telling us al that everything is fine as the world burns.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      That all is true, but it sick that Biden sets up a charity that I assume is in memory of Beau only to use it as a slush fund the whole time anyway

      • Homple

        Biden = sick.

      • blackjack

        It ain’t easy paying for thousands of dollars worth of hookers, crack and internet porn when you gotta give “pops” half your money.

    • Suthenboy

      See: Hillary Clinton

      My guess is that all of the pols, or nearly all, have charity orgs for laundering bribes.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They all have them. Not only for laundering bribes, but also to provide employment for each other as they rotate in and out of office. They are truly useless parasites that produce nothing.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The only politician charity that was/is worth a damn was Carter’s.

      • The Hyperbole

        They run the largest printing company in the world.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Crane’s?

      • mrfamous

        Back in Chicago it was usually legal fees. Rostenkowski took things to a new art form. He’d rent space in a building he owned for his “campaign” HQ, and then charge the campaign exorbitant rents thereby pocketing the campaign contributions.

        Being a relative of Richard Mell was a great way to get rich and powerful, though Rod Blagojevich found out the hard way what happens to a family member who crosses him.

        This is who these people are, but because they support the “right things” it gets tolerated. The most common thing said about Rostenkowski in Chicago was “he may be a crook, but he’s out crook.”

        So ultimately it’s our own damned fault.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yes. But you’re supposed to spend at least a little money on the charity it supposedly represents.

      • Tulip

        Only if you’re a Republican. The media will cover for democrats

      • leon

        And no state prosecutor is going to go after him.

    • Tres Cool

      Im sure it was a bittersweet symphony.

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      Nice.

  10. PieInTheSky

    This friday was Black Friday in Romania, an idea borrowed from you lot with a changed date and overprices things pretending to be discounts. There are a few deals though if you are fast enough and I wasn’t and I am annoyed at myself. I want to buy my mom a new laptop and due to the school from home thing all cheap laptops were usually sold out last few months and if I was faster on the click I could have gotten a good one but I wasn’t

    • PieInTheSky

      The booze store also had very underwhelming offers this year compared to the last few years when there were great deals.

      I did buy a couple of bottles of cheap Jap gin on a good discount. I don’t spend much on gin but like to have some in hand for the occasional cock tail

    • hayeksplosives

      What do you suppose the odds are of Trump pardoning Snowden?

      I hope he does; let the chips fall where they may.

      • PieInTheSky

        smaller than me getting a good Black Friday deal would be my guess

      • Trials and Trippelations

        I doubt Trump sees Snowden as hero or done wrong. His advisors will not say any differently.
        So sadly a pardon is not gonna happen

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I suspect he’s more favorably inclined toward Assange, as he might have helped him get elected.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        ^This, when it comes to Snowden and similar people Trump’s probably a fairly conventional thinker.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        But ES and RU are worthier.

      • Count Potato

        RU?

      • blackjack

        Yes. Mr. Foreals.

      • Count Potato

        Oh, Ross Ulbricht. I doubt it. Trump is anti-drug.

      • Hyperion

        “What do you suppose the odds are of Trump pardoning Snowden?”

        None or zero, one of those things.

        He should pardon Snowden, move to Russia, and then him and Putin give all the deplorables visas to move to Russia. MRGA!

  11. TARDis

    Great link titles. I’ll some of what OMWC is a having.

  12. Suthenboy

    Moranis assault: Antifa or BLM?

    The D’s seem to be following the blueprint move-for-move of the Bolshevik revolution with Cootie sauce and no one seems to notice. Now they have likely gotten the Whitehouse. I dont think the morons who voted for him know what they have done. I hope every goddamned one of them get ass cancer.

    • PieInTheSky

      who cares he probably had it coming walking around like that

      • Suthenboy

        I have no idea who he voted for but if I had to put money on it….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Check out Andy Ngo’s Twitter account for dozens more examples of the same behavior in DC last night. All completely ignored by the media.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If a conservative family gets their asses whipped in the middle of a forest where no one’s around to see it did it really happen?

      • blackjack

        No, the media claims the Trump rally turned violent. Way down at the bottom it hints that antifa might have been the aggressor, but maybe not. On Andy’s feed, it’s pretty clear.

      • Suthenboy

        I am sure there was no coordination there. That’s why Antifa showed up at the rally. Did CNN have cameras there before Antifa showed up?

      • blackjack

        Antifa has a list of “approved” journalists who they allow to cover them. All the mainstream outlets have a few on the list. They gloss over anything that’d make them look bad.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ngo is a bit of a propagandist. At least one of those sucker punch victim was brawling just prior.

      • blackjack

        Btw, Andy Ngo’s twitter feed makes me so disturbed, I have to close it after a few seconds. I really feel inclined to hurt those people. That’s why I avoid “protests,” I would likely get beat badly or killed by antifa/blm. I have no patience for that bullshit.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        #metoo. I dislike bullies and that’s what all of these Antifa idiots are. It really sets me off.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        +1 third-floor window

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (for viewing or recording, that is)

      • Chipping Pioneer

        More or less effective than half-helicopter rides?

        You won’t necessarily die falling out of a third storey window, but you’d probably get a bigger audience to warn.

      • Homple

        People get mad but have to put up with it because governments and their police departments approve of it and allow it to keep happening. Try organizing defense against it and you’ll be in legal trouble.

      • mrfamous

        I’m assuming he doesn’t vote in this country, but I could be wrong.

      • TARDis

        Had the white privilege knocked right the fuck out of him he did.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I have a feeling that this was good old fashioned Harlem anti-Semitism.

      • Atanarjuat

        Yeah, the knockout game was going on long before the current woke fascists started punching “Nazis”. I bet he didn’t even know it was somebody famous.

        Also it occurs to me that middle school would be rough if your name sounds like “More Anus”.

      • TARDis

        I don’t understand. Is it because blacks figured out (((they))) were using them as muscle?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        They dun a good job with that! Not straight anymore either.

      • Agent Cooper

        Canadian Privilege!

    • leon

      Why are Hollywood people so upset? I’m sure Moranis has health insurance so that will take care of him.

      They didn’t get this worked up when Thugs literally burned down entire sections of cities, looted and murdered.

      • Suthenboy

        Maybe it dawned on some of the useful idiots that the monster they helped make is going to eat them too.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Poor guy is only 5’5″. Doubt the perp even recognized him.

    • Homple

      Didn’t have to be either. The knockout game, or polar bear hunting as it is sometimes called, is a racial sport and not politicized.

    • westernsloper

      NPR just stated that the “pro Trump rally in DC turned violent”. No mention of who was committing said violence. Their dishonesty is quite amazing.

    • Threedoor

      My brain read Morris assault as Alanis Morissette.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Fun with numbers, no numbers required version

    South Dakota welcomed hundreds of thousands of visitors to a massive motorcycle rally this summer, declined to cancel the state fair and still doesn’t require masks. Now its hospitals are filling up and the state’s current COVID-19 death rate is among the worst in the world.

    ——-

    Both North and South Dakota now face a predictably tragic reality that health experts tell USA TODAY could have been largely prevented with earlier public health actions.

    Pandemics require people to give up some of their freedoms for the greater good, University of British Columbia psychiatry professor Steven Taylor told USA TODAY. In conservative regions like the Dakotas and elsewhere in the world, it’s common to see push back like an “allergic reaction to being told what to do,” said Taylor, author of “The Psychology of Pandemics”.

    But months of lax regulations have contributed to a growing public health crisis in the Dakotas.
    How widespread is COVID-19 across North and South Dakota?

    The current rates of infection and deaths per capita in South Dakota and previously restriction-free North Dakota are what Dr. Ali Mokdad would expect to see in a war-torn nation — not here.

    “How could we allow this in the United States to happen?” asked Mokdad, a professor at the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington in Seattle. “This is unacceptable by any standards.”

    North Dakota’s COVID-19 death rates per capita in the past week are similar to the hardest hit countries in the world right now — Belgium, Czech Republic and Slovenia — according to Saturday New York Times data. That data also places South Dakota’s recent per capita deaths among the world’s highest rates.

    And there’s currently nowhere in the U.S. where COVID-19 deaths are more common than in the Dakotas, according to data published by The COVID Tracking Project.

    Then, after a great deal of similar hair-on-fire Chicken little wing flapping, we get this:

    Noem also criticized New York’s total death rate during the pandemic, which is higher than South Dakota’s. Fury said the South Dakota’s death rate is below the national average.

    Mokdad said such comparisons are misleading, given how early and hard New York City was hit this spring.

    More misleading than a bunch of nonspecific innuendo and utterly contextless assertion?

    Can the outrage machine be any more flagrantly dishonest?

    • hayeksplosives

      I fail to see this “crisis” that the author insists is unfolding before our very eyes in the Midwest.

    • Ted S.

      And then drugs fell out of Mokdad’s ass.

    • blackjack

      That’s a win-win for the media, They could have not had the rally and then, the region would plummet into poverty. Many Daks live off the money they make that week. Either way, scaredy clicks

    • Hyperion

      “Can the outrage machine be any more flagrantly dishonest?”

      No, but that won’t stop them from trying.

    • Gender Traitor

      Was expecting something like this.***WARNING: CLICK, BUT DO NOT PLAY***

      • DEG

        I didn’t listen. I played the video. I tapped out at the ten second mark.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yeah, it was so bad even I couldn’t finish.

        It was as close as I could find to that band playing “Take the A Train.” It DOES have “A Train” in the title. What a shocker that they never covered the Strayhorn tune. : /

  14. CPRM

    A Snapchat message making rounds in Chandler urges others to hide COVID-19 symptoms

    I’m still not sure what the symptoms are. Some advisories say fever and stuffy nose, some say runny nose and sore throat… It’s winter in Wisconsin, I have a runny nose every time I’ve been outside for more than 5 minutes.

    • PieInTheSky

      Lack of taste if you have any in the first place.

      • Suthenboy

        If I take down my velvet painting of Elvis will I be cured?

      • TARDis

        Yes.

        My mother left me Elvis plates. Really, Mom?

        Ebay, that is all.

      • Gender Traitor

        Is it the one he used to shoot his TV?

      • DEG

        RIA thinks it is possible.

        Elvis also shot a lot of TVs.

      • PieInTheSky

        can’t hurt to try tbh

      • Chipping Pioneer

        If it saves just one life…

      • Sean

        You’ll have to take down the dogs playing poker one too.

      • blackjack

        You have to play the paw that you’re dealt.

      • Suthenboy

        Noooooooooo!

      • Trigger Hippie

        Okay, that made me laugh.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    “Tax filings reveal Biden cancer charity spent millions on salaries, zero on research”

    Lois Lerner will be on that like white on rice.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Why even have a charity if you can’t run a skim?

    • leon

      Remember that time the NRA was brought under charges for not spending donor money the way they want?

  16. Atanarjuat

    Don’t expect to call the boss’ girlfriend “Princess Nut Nuts” and not get fired.

    British Prime Minister Boris Johnson ordered top aide Dominic Cummings to resign immediately after he learned Cummings’ team had made fun of his fiancee in text messages, the Sun reported.

    [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

    • Atanarjuat

      *I hope Johnson just Streisand Effected the name “Princess Nut Nuts” to stick to her forever.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      DC sounds like a useless weirdo hypocrite, but if it’s true that he kept Britain off the Euro…

      What is a Euro anyway? I’d have been so pissed off 20 years ago if my ancient currency had been scrapped for Monopoly money.

      • leon

        Not even Krugman likes the Euro… But for Money printer goes brrr reasons.

  17. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The discordant trend in jazz never had any appeal to me.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Why do we have such a disparity in the infection rate and mortality rate in Covid? Because some communities don’t have the same access to health care.

    Golly, I’m not sure. Maybe because it’s not especially lethal, unless you concentrate it in your most vulnerable population.

    That whole interview reads like it was puked up by a random phrase generator.

    • Atanarjuat

      Speaking of a random phrase generator has anyone figured out the common thread in the link texts today? It reads like Joe Biden beginning a story.

      • blackjack

        Trigglyfizzenpop?

    • rhywun

      And? Some communities don’t have the same access to supermodels or mansions either.

      Ohhhh… they mean “free” access.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    The discordant trend in jazz never had any appeal to me.

    On the rare occasions I have found myself subjected to it, I catch myself thinking, “That poor piano. Why is that guy so pissed off at it?”

    • DEG

      #metoo

  20. PieInTheSky

    I finally caught up to Joe Rogan Experience Dave Smith podcast and found Dave Smith quite more ignorant than expected and not particularly persuasive.

    • Tundra

      He’s young, but ignorant is a little aggressive. What did you find so off-putting?

      • PieInTheSky

        he was talking about university education, Rogan brought Europe where it is mostly “free” and he had no idea how any of the non US systems work, good or bad, at all. I is the first example in mind, but noticed others throughout the podcast. It seems like typical American libertarian who has a strong sens of liberty and for him that is enough to advocate for it, does not seem to understand that to be persuasive to others you need to know a lot about other systems and why they don’t work as good as lefty propaganda makes them seem. The whole education segment, even his arguments when it was only about the US system seemed very lacking to me.

      • PieInTheSky

        Now if you don;t care about persuading others fine, but that is not what he claims

      • PieInTheSky

        I have seen multiple libertarians on joe rogan that get stuck at some of his questions and don’t know how to offer a proper answer which I would have had readily

      • leon

        Sounds like you need to get on Rogan

      • Hyperion

        “Rogan brought Europe where it is mostly “free” and he had no idea how any of the non US systems work, good or bad, at all.”

        Every prog I have ever known here would go on constantly about Europe, how great it is, how everything is free and everyone is happy all of the time. Almost all of them never having been there and not knowing anyone there. The ones who did actually know Europe would just lie and say the same things. And neither just up and move there despite the USA being a shithole and Europe being paradise.

      • PieInTheSky

        well a libertarian should have some idea how to counter the Europe fantasy

      • Hyperion

        50-60% income tax and a 25% VAT tax on everything is enough of an argument for me. Just listen to them whine all over the internet about how much more expensive everything is in Europe. At the same time they’ll say non-sensical stuff like ‘Yeah, things are more expensive here than in America, but we have a higher standard of living’. The real plague occurring today is not the vid, it’s cognitive dissonance.

        Of course, you’re not in Western Europe, so maybe you’re escaping some of their problems. I’m just going to take a wild guess that you’re not busy right now trying to figure out a way to relocate to France.

      • PieInTheSky

        east is poor so the living standard is certainly higher west than here. Dunno compared to US but compared to Romania it is.

    • Atanarjuat

      He is a bit more persuasive when allowed to speak uninterrupted.

  21. Sean

    I love these old Twilight Zone episodes.

    • Sean

      Syfy channel, Sunday mornings.

    • ElspethFlashman

      Same.

  22. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    And good morning to the rest of you lovable miscreants.

    That’s a cool painting. I’m not a modern art dude, but the surrealists are my favorite of the bunch. I like Miro a lot.

    So from your lynx I discover that people are shit. Whoda thunk it?

    Sun Ra was a weird cat, but man, could he play. I’ll never have the love for jazz that you do, but I appreciate the education.

    Have a beautiful Sunday, people!

    • ElspethFlashman

      Miro is fantastic. You should check out Paul Rebeyrolle too.

  23. PieInTheSky

    And in local new the covid IC unit of a hospital here had a big fire and a dozen people died most of them covid patients that were intubated. That is a shitty way to die, burned alive while intubated

    • Ted S.

      So another dozen covid deaths.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Saw that, the fire anyway, not the details.

    • Sean

      Damn, that’s sad.

    • Count Potato

      🙁

    • DEG

      That is sad.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Random observation:

    Fire was domesticated so we wouldn’t have to eat meat cold and raw. Some people have yet to figure this out.

    • PieInTheSky

      I like tartare

      • DEG

        #metoo

        And sushi too.

        And Mett.

      • Mojeaux

        I think I would like it.

        I have to settle for raw meatloaf—the poor woman’s tartare.

    • leon

      It doesn’t matter how technologically advanced we’ve become, you still have to explain to every person things we have learned. You still have to teach them that you can’t get something from nothing, that there’s no free lunch.

    • Suthenboy

      Hear hear. I keep trying to tell them.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Not even Krugman likes the Euro… But for Money printer goes brrr reasons.

    Yeah, the Greeks and Italians are being unfairly oppressed by the Germans, who won’t allow them to inflate their debt away.

    • leon

      Why do the Germans hate those poor Brown people? / Sticking to Krugman canard

  26. Count Potato

    What is that painting?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        wikiart? merci!

      • Count Potato

        Thanks 🙂

  27. LJW

    I have been looking at the coronavirus numbers in Kansas. I suspect our state is intentionally delaying the reporting of numbers to make the spike seem more severe. For example November 12th 526 cases were reported, followed by 5,779 on the 13th. This pattern of up and down has been occuring for the last 2 months. No other state has up and down numbers like this extreme. Our secretary of health got called out for a misleading chart back in June, I suspect he’s up to more shenanigans

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Somebody should queue up news headlines from each week since March and match them up to graphs on hospitalizations and deaths. I’d expect near constant freak out, no matter what the graphs show.

      Somebody smarter than me would have to come up with the layout.

    • leon

      The state keeps saying our hospitals are almost overrun, which I really doubt.

      • Homple

        I’d think about believing actual numbers. It’s usually “some” hospitals are at or near capacity. In all these months I have yet to see any time series of real numbers of actual patients in actual hospitals getting treatment for the Wuhan virus.

        Until some verifiable numbers come out, it’s all lies and scare stories to me.

      • rhywun

        All those stories about NYC supposedly being overwhelmed when 1,000 people a day were dying, the refrigerator trucks, the makeshift hospitals, all of that kind of vanished in the ether. If it was real you’d think there would have been some mention of it over the last few months.

        Unless that’s where the rest of the country is headed, I don’t believe any of the current stories either.

      • mrfamous

        They were saying this in Arizona throughout July and August. The facts were:

        ICU occupancy never got above 91% (on average it usually runs at about 80%). And there were plans for significant numbers of additional ICU beds being created if that number got over 100%. It never got close. Hospital occupancy overall never even got remotely close.

        But it doesn’t matter. We’re not in charge and they are so, to quote our esteemed Dr. Fauci, “now is the time to do what you’re told.”

      • R C Dean

        A lot of beds were converted to ICU beds in AZ. That 91% includes the converted beds.

        That doesn’t change your point. In fact, it reinforces it. We adapted to meet the demand. And can do it again, if need be.

      • zwak

        Yeah, Oregon did the same thing. And I have the same opinion.

  28. ElspethFlashman

    This morning : it is the best part of the weekend, just listening to music and drinking coffee on the sofa with Lord H. The topics range from dogs, to weather, to relatives, to Rona, to jobs. . . .

    Then:
    He tells me “yeah, you do an awesome job getting bonuses, but you don’t seem to buy anything with them . . . ” Me later: searching for shoes and jewelry on ebay.

    • Tundra

      Nice.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      You misspelled guns. This is a libertarian site after all.

    • Old Man With Candy

      We used mine last night on dinner. Expensive, but holy shit, worth it.

      • PieInTheSky

        human blood is getting pricey

      • Old Man With Candy

        We looked for Romanian wines on the list and were disappointed. Some nice Austrian Gruener Veltliner helped assuage our feelings.

        If we can snag a reservation while Tulip is out here, she’s going to be very, very happy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Same here Old Man. Wifey and I enjoyed a nice dinner, some jazz that wasnt bad.

    • Mojeaux

      Sadly, I only wear Birkenstocks and for jewelry, charm bracelets on Etsy.

      • PieInTheSky

        Have you considered diamond studded Birkenstocks?

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      “yeah, you do an awesome job getting bonuses, but you don’t seem to buy anything with them . . . ”

      I say the same thing to my spousal unit, who still works for her former employer as a part-time contractor. I finally convinced her to spend some of her hard-earned gains on stuff she wants.

      The area rugs from Wayfair arrive on Thursday, I’m told. 😉

  29. Lackadaisical

    “Ooh, I could fire rockets at a waiter.”

    Wasn’t this assault about a year ago? If only the police treated all crime so seriously.

    Also, 35 is way too old to be randomly attacking people.

    • blackjack

      Yeah, Imma say 4-5 is the upper limit. My kid knows better and he’s 8.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Can’t be tamed.

  30. Count Potato

    “An arthritis drug has been found to cut deaths in patients admitted to hospital with Covid-19 by a remarkable two-thirds – giving medics a powerful new weapon in their armoury against the disease.

    The daily pill, first earmarked as a potential Covid game-changer by a British firm, reduces deaths by 71 per cent in those with moderate or severe illness, researchers say.

    Importantly, it works in the elderly, raising hopes that it will save the most vulnerable.

    Called baricitinib, and marketed under the brand name Olumiant, it is a relatively new drug for rheumatoid arthritis that has been available for only three years.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8949605/Arthritis-drug-cuts-elderly-Covid-19-deaths-two-thirds-say-researchers.html

  31. PieInTheSky

    Blasphemous Art
    @ArtBlasphemous
    Here’s our Lord Rama & Prophet Muhammad sketch with more colouring. Details to be added soon!
    Next design will be Goddess Kali & Prophet Muhammad, enjoying BDSM together

    https://twitter.com/ArtBlasphemous/status/1327881365849706497

    • Spartacus

      Our kitten’s name is Kali. She is solid black, 7 months old, and opens up new wounds on my ankles nearly every day.

    • Q Continuum

      Ummmm ok? 2/10 shock value. Try harder.

  32. Atanarjuat

    Speaking of firearms, what do you think of a Mossberg Shockwave for a “behind the picture frame” gun?

    • l0b0t

      I tried the .12 gauge with a wrist brace and found (due to a broken shoulder a few years ago) it to be a bit too much for me. The .20 gauge is, for me, pure perfection; light, dependable, and able to lay down a decent curtain of #4 birdshot down the hallway to the front door.

  33. Count Potato

    “Man, 23, is banned from keeping pets for verbally abusing his Rottweiler after he was recorded calling her ‘dirty little mutt’ and telling her to ‘get in f****** bed’

    Veterinary Surgeon David Martin said: ‘It is my expert opinion that undoubtedly Lulu suffered as a result of mental fear and terror as a result of the verbal abuse from Mr Ponsford as demonstrated on the audio recordings.

    ‘It is well known and understood by the public that dogs respond to the tone and volume of the voice and that dogs are susceptible and will suffer from fear and distress if verbally abused particularly if this is recurrent or long lasting.

    ‘Training and discipline of dogs is nowadays recognised as needing to be reward based so that positive achievements are rewarded and that negative behaviour is ignored and not reacted to.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8950641/Man-23-banned-keeping-pets-verbally-abusing-Rottweiler.html

    • blackjack

      Chug down all of your coffee, before you click this!

    • Fatty Bolger

      We had a neighbor who used to scream at her dogs, including calling one of them “you black bitch.” Those dogs loved her though, and seemed pretty happy.

  34. limey

    Why are the left so uncomfortable to acknowledge Taiwan? It seems like The Narrative hasn’t quite figured out where and how it fits in, so the relevant taking points haven’t been generated and disseminated. This is something I expect to see develop in 2021 as China forces the issue.

    • Hyperion

      Because the CCP is one of their role models for good governance.

    • Q Continuum

      They’ll manufacture some evidence about how Taiwan is a racist apartheid society and should be destroyed by PRC or some such nonsense.

      They’ve managed to convince themselves that Israel (y’know, the only country in the ME that has any semblance of basic rights) is Nazi Germany and needs to be wiped out. They miraculously find themselves coming down on the side of evil on basically every issue, so why not this one too?

  35. Count Potato

    “REVEALED: Muslim activist was kicked off American Airlines flight and spent four hours in custody after she hounded a first-class passenger and videoed him in his seat because she was unhappy he boarded faster than her

    A Muslim activist was removed from an American Airlines flight and detained for four hours after she reportedly confronted a first class passenger over alleged special treatment.

    The incident happened on Saturday when Amani al-Khatahtbeh, a congressional candidate and founder of Muslimgirl.com, attempted to travel from Newark Liberty Airport in New Jersey to Charlotte, North Carolina.

    According to a statement from American Airlines, the incident between Al-Khatahtbeh and an unidentified white passenger began during TSA screening.

    ‘Our understanding is that Ms. Al-Khatahtbeh believed the other passenger, who is enrolled in PreCheck, was getting favorable treatment because he was allowed to proceed through security while she was removing her shoes,’ the statement read. ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8949351/Police-kick-Muslim-activist-American-Airlines-flight-dispute-white-passenger.html

    CWAA

    • limey

      How incredibly stunning and brave of her.

    • rhywun

      Well, there goes PreCheck.

    • Q Continuum

      Millennials are the worst.

    • limey

      ?

    • PieInTheSky

      IANAL always sounds to me like a high tech sex toy

      • limey

        Not knowing what it stands for, I’m just going with this.

        “Your Honor, if you would just grant me the smallest bit of leeway, the relevance of this iANAL I hold in my hand will become very apparent. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury…”

      • Q Continuum

        I am not a lawyer.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      DM is correct sometimes.

      • limey

        I think Trump has really jumped the shark with this one. Right when it really matters, he employs these guys in what might be one of the most important landmark legal cases in the history of the Republic? I just don’t see what his endgame is other than playing to the base, laying the groundwork for some provocative cable news punditry gig. My God. Am I becoming an NYT columnist?

      • Urthona

        welp. he is an idiot.

        also he has some bad qualities.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’m distrustful of how anything not explicitly left-wing is presented by the media. I assume that for any lawyer on Trump’s team, the media will dig through every record they can to find the smallest discrediting detail and then present that as the overriding characterization of that person.

      • leon

        Yeah. No matter who he picked they were going to do this to them.

      • zwak

        This. I was telling the wife a few years ago, every single thing they have been saying about Trump and by extension Obama, is to be regarded as complete BS. So, anything you think you know about either of them through the media cannot be trusted.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “Republicans pounce!”

    • Hyperion

      I’ve been saying for nearly 4 years now that Trump’s downfall if anything will be surrounding himself with the totally wrong people. Sessions, Barr, Guliani? What more proof is needed?

  36. blackjack

    I’ve been looking at the Peruvian Pres. It’s pretty interesting. He was not affiliated with a party and was rooting out entrenched corruption. The government tried unsuccessfully to impeach him. Then, they come back and impeach a second time and it stuck. They elected some other dude. The populace is furious and rioting about the whole thing. It sounds like a fantastical thing that could only happen in a banana republic. Seems eerily familiar though…

  37. l0b0t

    Good morning everyone. Thank you for indulging me on the Zoom thingie (3 cocktails + 3 Benedryl + the dulcet tones of you lovely folk = l0b0t lulled to sleep).

    This burger video was in my feed this morning. If there are any NM Glibs who have chilies to get rid of, I would love to purchase some for a Green Chili Burger.

    https://youtu.be/448QblQxsGY

    • PieInTheSky

      don’t encourage unhealthy eating

      • PieInTheSky

        the green chile one looked good

  38. Count Potato

    “Lady Mandalorian’s have boob armour? Oh come on seriously.”

    https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1327790541870796801

    “Sorry to burst your bubble but the jig is up y’all. Star Wars isn’t some niche exclusive tree club where you hang up a “No Girls Allowed” sign and dictate the terms of the discourse. It never was and that is not changing any time soon.”

    https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1327844637122301958

    SECRET TREEHOUSE!!!

    • Mojeaux

      Re boob armor: She isn’t wrong.

      I’d rather have cotton bindings, though.

      • PieInTheSky

        Greeks had cuirasses with pecs and abs

      • Count Potato

        Were there female knights?

      • PieInTheSky

        joan of arc?

      • Count Potato

        She wasn’t a knight. She was also trying to pass as a man, so definitely no boob armor.

      • Mojeaux

        In England at least, some noblewomen who were widows were required to go fight if she couldn’t find a man to represent her. Now, what positions they served in, or whether they were support for the troops, I don’t know.

        My (I think OP’s) point is that I would not want boob armor. Sticks out too far and impedes range of motion.

      • l0b0t

        I would think any armor with boob cleavage would be counter productive as it would channel the force of a blow into the center of one’s chest. I think the trend was toward curved or peaked chest-pieces that would direct the force away from the torso.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes. I saw a whole video about the engineering behind a suit of armor. If I find it again, I’ll link it.

    • Q Continuum

      Is she saying that women don’t want to protect their tits?

      SINNER REPENT

    • PieInTheSky

      meh that armor does not look like fantasy boob armor

    • mrfamous

      How the fuck is Anita Sarkeesian still a thing? If Milo Yiannopolous is beyond the pale, this grifter should have been binned a long time ago.

      • Hyperion

        She’s a lefty. That’s the only reason she still exists.

    • Threedoor

      Female soldiers I was forced to serve with hated their standard plates. They wanted some room.

      I hated them for other reasons. Statistically I was not going to be shot or blown up but 52 pounds of IBA and other crap wasn’t good for three herniated disks.

    • DEG

      I tapped out at #1. Bad opening to the gallery.

      • Q Continuum

        #1 sucks but at least make it down to #5.

      • PieInTheSky

        i’m happy with 3

      • prolefeed

        #14 epitomizes slim thicc, and the attached gallery has plenty more of that

    • Spartacus

      Dear Penthouse…

  39. DEG

    Don’t expect to call the boss’ girlfriend “Princess Nut Nuts” and not get fired.

    Wow.

    The Biden Cancer Initiative was founded in 2017 by the former vice president and his wife Jill Biden to “develop and drive implementation of solutions to accelerate progress in cancer prevention, detection, diagnosis, research and care and to reduce disparities in cancer outcomes,” according to its IRS mission statement. But it gave out no grants in its first two years, and spent millions on the salaries of former Washington DC aides it hired.

    Nice gig if you can get it. I’m certain if I set up something like that, the IRS would fuck me up.

    “The whole family we were sitting together watching and just had a lot of pride,” says De La Torre.

    So much so, that she went straight to amazon to order two shirts baring Harris’ name./em>

    This person needs help.

    “That’s not smart. It’s definitely dangerous. That will just cause an outbreak and it just won’t end well at all,” said Brandon Ewing, who graduated from Basha High School in 2019. “I feel like it’s pretty risky right now to be playing sports out there with COVID, especially if you’re doing it without anyone knowing. So I think right now it would be best to let it go and come back to it in the spring when stuff clears up.”

    Go fuck yourself.

    • Spartacus

      Preview of 2021:
      1. Stacey Abrams is named Undersecretary of State for diversity something or other, with direct access to Kamala
      2. Ms. Abrams suddenly scores a seat on the board of the Clinton Foundation at a $300K salary, “plus expenses”
      3. Donations to the Clinton Foundation start rolling in again.

    • Tres Cool

      “…especially if you’re doing it without anyone knowing.”

      Says a kid that might not use a rubber, and is carrying HPV and chlamydia.

  40. Count Potato

    “Obvious, unoriginal, entirely applicable point: If it were right-wingers doing these things to women’s march participants, it would be covered like a national emergency & every elected Republican would be chased down & hectored to repeatedly (and rightfully) condemn the violence.”

    https://twitter.com/guypbenson/status/1327802524963844096

    “Punching women is an idea.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Ok, but to be fair, back in March science hadn’t yet caught on to the fact that viruses are contagious”

      I lol’d

    • rhywun

      Early days… the hive mind hadn’t yet worked out how use this shit to its advantage.

    • DEG

      There are other instances of vote recounts changing results.

      In my town, several Republicans and one Democrat gained votes during manual verification/recounting. One Republican lost votes.

      I see my town did not make his thread.

    • creech

      General question: did any of you who actually voted participate in a race where your one vote made the difference? I haven’t since voting in a Vice Chair election in the LP back in the 1980s.

      • DEG

        Not for me.

        There was a race near me that was decided by a low single digit number of votes. I went looking for it but couldn’t find the story.

        A former coworker of mine was a town moderator for a town west of me. He mentioned that more than a few town elections were decided by one vote.

      • prolefeed

        I might have. Voted for myself for our HOA board. Will find out Tuesday if it was won by me, or by what appears to be a Republican candidate, or my arsehole neighbor who appears to be a Democrat.

  41. Lord Humungus

    Howdy, everyone.

    Not too much excitement here in the land of happy unemployment. Detoxing from 19+ years of IT Support stress; spending time with the dogs and working out.

    I did buy this not-working, needs repair, not-OMWC approved Audio Research preamplifier

    And yesterday I finished another album, which, as always, is free. Seven

    • l0b0t

      That preamp is very pretty and would fit quite nicely into any sci-fi set dressing from the 1950s – 1980s.

    • Count Potato

      Sexy. I like the mode switch.

    • Mad Scientist

      Hey, I just left my software job after 19 years too. The dogs like all the extra walks they’re getting!

    • Lord Humungus

      an interior shot of the preamplifier sans tubes except for a 12BH7 used for regulator duty

      • Old Man With Candy

        AR always had the philosophy of never using one tube where three will do.

        As always, any help or parts donations you need, you know how to find me. I just sent off some 7199s to a guy trying to restore an old ST70. Apparently, they’ve gotten stupid pricey and the poor guy couldn’t afford a set. It kills me to see old tube gear get neglected…

      • Lord Humungus

        Yeah the SP-8 is essentially a Dynaco PAS/Marantz 7C circuit in Audio Research form. ie 12AX7 with feedback but at least it has a decent cathode follower though I’m a bit mystified with the solid-state portion of the circuit. I would have had a current source but this looks like the SS device in in parallel with the cathode resistor??? Meh.

        It apparently needs repair – I don’t know the exact issue yet but apparently something with the solid-state power supply portion popped.

      • Lord Humungus

        7199s, even back in the early 90s, were hard to find. I used to convert 70s and Mark IVs to use the 6GH8/6U8A. These days I would buy one of those Triode Electronics board which mirrors the original circuit but using EF86s and a 12AU7. Of course that darn phase splitter – hello Ed Laurent! – could be improved on.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Yeah, I’ve gutted and rebuilt maybe a hundred of them over the years. Always changed out the input circuit and the power supply. But he wants one restored to the original design, a different goal than I had.

        I am unhappy to find that I’m within spitting distance of Antique Electronics Supply/Tubes and More.

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      Ah, rack-mounted audio gear. Is there anything that’s simultaneously cooler and more pretentious?  ;-)

  42. hayeksplosives

    I got a new mattress delivered yesterday. It it bliss. I don’t have any incentive to get up.

    Th old one was maybe 13 years old. It was high time for replacement.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I’m riding a cheap one that’s about the same age. I need to drop some real money on a good one but for now I put one of those “memory” foam pad thingies on it and it’s “better”.

    • Tres Cool

      Need I ask the obvious question about ‘break-in’ or ‘christening’ ?

      • hayeksplosives

        You don’t need to ask and I don’t need to answer.

        ?

  43. The Other Kevin

    Good morning all. I had a great time meeting some of you Glibs virtually last night. It was nice to put faces to names, but I already felt like I knew all of you a little. Thanks to Neph for hosting, I really like the anti-doxing steps you took. Very classy touch.

    • Tres Cool

      Anti-doxxing?

      Everyone was named “Bill” like at a AA meeting ?

      • The Other Kevin

        No, I used my work account so my name would have showed up, but he changed my screen name to Tulpa until I told him who I was.

      • Lord Humungus

        Only Tulpa would say that.

      • juris imprudent

        Ha, I had someone confused when I showed up for a zoom meeting with my JI handle.

    • l0b0t

      And a very happy early birthday sir; it was quite nice to see you there.

  44. l0b0t

    SQUEAL!! I just got a 3 1/2 hour fan edit of Lynch’s Dune. I know this movie is divisive, but the costumes, props, and set dressings are inarguably fantastic.

    • Tres Cool
    • hayeksplosives

      “Will you die for him? WILL YOU DIE FOR HIM?”

      …wait, sorry—wrong Jürgen Prochnow flick.

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s a classic. I have the DVD.

    • DEG

      Nice!

      The Lynch version had good visuals.

  45. Raven Nation

    For you Liverpool fans of old: I received a BBC Sports alert on my ‘phone that Ray Clemence passed away. Nothing on their website right now though.

  46. Mojeaux

    So, I just wanted to say thanks to the Zoomies. I might only be able to pop in for an hour, but it really means the world to me. Thanks, especially to Nephfor setting it up.

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      Yeah, I gotta figure out what the Hell’s wrong with my headphone/mic setup — Win10 keeps reporting there’s no issues with it, but I can’t seem to make myself heard for love nor money.

      Plantronics’ new motto should be: “We’ve been building these things forever, and have learned nothing about how to improve them!”

  47. KOVIDKristen

    I’ve been emailing a bit with the history prof that wrote The Longest Afternoon. I didn’t approach him about the possible error I found, because he can only go by his source material, and the source material had the information (I checked). But I did tell him about my ancestor and his life both during and after the Napoleonic Wars, and he wrote back right away thanking me for the info (he had a section in his book about what happened to some of the men after Waterloo, so I thought I’d give him my own family tidbits).

    • Tulip

      Cool

  48. Sean

    My gf is reporting that the panic buying is back on at Wal-Mart. ?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Panic buying or Turkey Day shopping?

      • Sean

        “TP and other bulk items”

      • Ted S.

        My dad bought some extra TP because he’s been seeing shortages in other things. We now have 100 rolls of toilet paper in the house.

      • Hyperion

        I’d wager it’s that. The former will not be back until end January 2021.

    • dontreadonme

      Can confirm. Was at the Walmart in Redmond, OR yesterday and some aisles looked like a wasteland. Several good ports to choose from still so all was good. Yeah, 10 year vintage ports in Walmart. Oregon be crazy AF, but whatever.

  49. Lord Humungus

    A recent book I read: How To Be a Victorian by Ruth Goodman.

    Ruth is one of those weirdo “let’s live this historical era” archaeologists, and someone you may have seen in some BBC shows like Tudor Monastery, Secrets of the Castle, etc. Anyways this book, as the title says, is about the Victorian life described from the moment they awake, work, and then go to bed, including frank discussions about sex. It was actually a riveting read and highly recommended.

    You can get a video taste of it for the series on the Victorian Farm.

    • Hyperion

      Well, it’s a little late I think. Weren’t the Victorians a curious bunch who were into all that enlightenment stuff and all? I think it’s hard to be a Victorian when you’re on facebook all day trying to prove how woke you are and how you’re the most victimest of victims.

  50. ignoreLander

    “Members of Parliament, from both the Conservative and Labour parties, hailed the departures, according to the Guardian. Lawmakers had blamed Cummings and Cain for a macho culture and a string of PR flubs that dogged Johnson’s premiership.”

    Can’t be having that “macho culture” in national leadership, can we Brits?