Tonio’s NSFW Glibs Fourth Anniversary Puff Piece

by | Feb 12, 2021 | Admin | 310 comments

(background music)

 

It still amazes me that we, or more precisely TPTB, pulled this off. Blog-type thingies come and go, but even if we were to go dark tomorrow, we could still congratulate ourselves on a good and admirable run. Not to fear, my Glibs and Glibettes, we are in no danger of doing that.

The state of the organization is strong. The fileservers are humming away, deep in their alpine vaults. The cash box is heavy with silver, and the squirrels are fat and happy.

 

“Happy Birthday, Glibertarians. Happy Birthday to you.”

 

And here we are four years later, still going strong. Sure, there are lots of narrowly-focused libertarian blogs out there but we have transcended that niche and have become the contemporary equivalent of a glossy, mid-market, general circulation magazine. We have arrived.

None of this could have happened without you. Yes, you. Whether you donate money, comment, or contribute content, you are what makes this place happen. You are what makes this place worthwhile. Like it or not, we are a community of like-minded people and beings.

 

We couldn’t tell you until now but “Flo Tuss” is a huge fan.

 

The community has expanded in some new and exciting ways the past year. The most excellent Nephilium began hosting a Glibs online video chat as a response to Covid lockdown isolation. That thing took off like a California wildfire and is now an important social outlet and networking opportunity for many of us. SP added a chat forum which has proved invaluable for writer development and allowing people to have ongoing, granular, discussions on a variety of topics. And thanks to the dynamic duo of KK and Tulip, we now has awesome Glibs cooking show with excellent production values.

 

You’ll need one of these if you Zoom with us. Remember that they’re only nerds if they know more than you about a topic.

 

This is where the obligatory annual award-show level tongue bathing begins.

First and foremost, we need to thank our stalwart daily linkers. These are the folks who stay up late, or get up early to provide you the freshest, most snarkworthy links on these here interwebs. Links are our bread and butter.

Links without comments are like Aunt Jemima Pearl Milling pancakes without the syrup; like the Spring without the Fall. Commenters are our backbone; the insights, perspective, and snark you people provide help your fellow Glibs get through our days in a world awash in statists, grifters, control freaks, and free-stuffers. This is a forum where you can blow-off steam, and engage in juvenile bluster without fear of being cancelled.

 

Ms. Stormy Daniels at the Glibby awards. She loved her little cameo in the H&H series.

 

Though these folks loom so large as to not need mention, it is obligatory to thank the heavy-hitters here, those folks who contribute and inordinate amount of time and creativity to this site: SugarFree for his weekly (JHTFC, how does he do this?) Hat-and-Hair series, Baked Penguin for his excellent panel cartoon, and CPRM for his Hat-and-Hair animated cartoon, Animal for his serialized novel about Allamakee County (etc), Mexican Sharpshooter for his weekly beer reviews, and Not Adahn for his weekly astrology column.

But it’s not all fun and games, Ozymandias has shared with us his detailed and horrifying Anthrax exposè which is now available in book form. If you are able to do so, please buy this and give copies to anyone you know who might be interested or who might help this gain traction. The incidents he documents are one of the great scandals of our time.

 

The award for best short-form posts goes to Derpetologist.

 

This site could well have subsisted by just providing daily links and letting the commenters have at ‘em. Yet, we are blessed with an incredible pool of talented content-contributors: writers, cartoonists, animators, photographers, videographers, artists, artisans, astrologers, chefs, lens-grinders, world-class slackers, tankers, tinkerers, and subject-matter experts in a variety of fields.

 

Subject-matter experts in a variety of fields.

 

There are so many other regular, irregular, and sporadic contributors that even if I brought in Winston’s Mom for help we’d still be here come Michaelmas and still not have thanked all of our content contributors properly. So if I fail to mention you, your work, or your genre, please know that this is not a deliberate omission or snub, but the fact that I’m an old stoner working under a tight deadline as SP menacingly brandishes rusty tin-can lids at me and reminds me I’m overdue for my tetanus booster.

 

“And a really wonderful human being…”

 

Speaking of whom, I cannot emphasize how much this place depends on SP, as both webmistress and dorm mother. Content may be king, but without her we’d all be standing on streetcorners distributing badly mimeographed tracts. Yet here we are with this spiffy website which keeps outgrowing our hosting plans. How she does this all and has a full life, I’ll never know.

I also want to shout out to our many lurkers, who apparently include at least one staffer from TOS. We see you just outside the firelight, eyes glowing, like a pack of hyenas. Yes, we can be an intimidating lot. It’s okay if you just want a little taste of commenting. This is pure; you won’t get hooked, I promise.

 

Smoked Chubs were always available at the deli counter of Giant Foods, the beloved local DC/Balt grocery chain.

 

And, of course, you boys and girls at Fort Meade, Maryland, who pop a chub every time some federal judge pisses her panties and puts us on surveillance for making a woodchipper joke. Hey, how’s the renovation of the base’s old WW2 civilian internment camp, going? Those 384 beds should be enough to house us, all, right?

 

The so-called Meade Monument in Fredericksburg, Virginia. “In one of those ironic twists of history, a monument erected to honor Confederate troops who fought at the December 1862 Battle of Fredericksburg somehow now bears the name of a Union general.”

 

Lastly, I’d like to shout out to our AWOL Glibs, particularly Dr Groovus Maximus, and Mr Lizard. We miss our friends and hope that you can join us again, or at least shout out to let us know you’re okay.

 

These delightful young women are the Glibs editorial interns for 2021. They will be helping to edit your submissions. Sometimes the squealing and giggling get annoying, also the pillow fights.

 

Have something to say? Want to try your hand at writing? Want to share an awesome project, talent or adventure with the rest or us? Just do it. No topic is too small. And we can always use original illustrations, artwork, etc. We have resources available for aspiring contributors. We can help with proofreading, formatting, finding illustrations, etc. Just ask. We also have a contributing writers lounge over at our shiny new forum.

Thanks for being part of our community. Here’s to a great four years gone, and an even better fifth year of Glibness.

 

Baked Penguin’s date, the lovely television weather presenter Bodacea Tatasz.

About The Author

Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkstar (Thursday PM, yo), author, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

310 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    *toots horn, throws confetti*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Keep it down over there will ya?

    • Chai Girl

      Wow, 4 years. 🙂

      • Tonio

        Yep. Howdy n00b!

    • Cy Esquire

      *Ques up ACDC – For Those About to Rock*

  2. zwak

    Wunerful, Wunerful!

  3. The Late P Brooks

    I have said it before, and I’ll say it again. Without this little island of maladjusted toys, I’m not sure how I’d make it.

    • juris imprudent

      Most especially this past year. Thanks to all for all that you’ve done to make this place happen.

  4. juris imprudent

    Four fucking years already? Where does the time go?

    Was Dr. G M our intrepid Glib physician in Ukraine, or is that another old ghost haunting my head?

    • slumbrew

      That’s the one. I miss him.

    • Tonio

      I believe Ukraine, yes. He was a US doc who relocated.

      • R C Dean

        Gave me the heads-up that this place was up and running, and promptly disappeared.

        I’m thinking he regretted letting me know.

      • Tonio

        I, too, was in private communication with him then everything just stopped without warning.

      • Nephilium

        Well there was the new Mrs. Groovus for a while that would explain some absence.

        I know that quite a few of the old blood commenters have migrated over to the Discord.

      • rhywun

        I tried it briefly but I just can’t with the Discord. The name is apt. I got lost within minutes.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Ditto. I could see how it would be fun if I was spending 6 hours a day on it, but I didn’t want to invest that much time into it.

  5. Cy Esquire

    *Scrolls as fast as possible to comments*

    *checks for coworkers behind shoulder* [Edit Fairy was here. Do I have to do everything for you people(tm)]

    Phew! Made it!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Wife is milling about, so I had to pop up and down a few times.

    • UnCivilServant

      Here’s a tip. By the title of the article is a number indicating the number of comments. If you click that you will jump directly to the first comment. It helps when you’ve read the article already too.

      • Nephilium

        Not in my version of Firefox (84.0.2), it still jumps to the top of the page instead of the anchor tag. It’s an extra mild inconvenience.

      • UnCivilServant

        I get that too. But the link I’m talking about in on this page. Go to the top and you’ll see it last entry on the byline after the tags.

      • UnCivilServant

        That one (and the jump to top/bottom arrows on the left) still work for me even with the “first load overrides anchor tag” bug

      • Nephilium

        Well what do you know, that anchor still works. You’ve saved my mouse wheel entire feet of scrolling (or my PgDwn key literally half dozens of strokes).

    • Nephilium

      You’re working in an office? What kind of essential worker are you?

      • Cy Esquire

        The super duper extra double essential kind that works in a bunker.

  6. UnCivilServant

    Guilt trip me into finishing the glib-submission stories why don’tcha.

    • Tundra

      I’m on the Contributing Writers page and still at 0.

      And yes, I feel guilt. Maybe a travelogue?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, I have started two stories for first publication here. One, is a pulp-inspired action yarn. The other is a quarantine inspired zombie outbreak story.

      • Cy Esquire

        At least you’re on the contributing to writers page. Occasionally I have a pine to write an article on here, but then I come up with some lame excuse or one of my kids demands my attention or my job or my wife or my other job or my company or fishing or SQUIRREL!

      • rhywun

        It took me two and half years to get my first article done. You can do it!

      • Tonio

        We love travelogues!

      • UnCivilServant

        I pulled the memory card from my camera and have a plethora of pictures from my trip around the great lakes. I could almost do a whole series with these.

        Right now I’m looking at a couple of worker bees at the entrance of a hive.

      • PudPaisley

        When you come to go hiking with me, I’ll bring the GoPro. I’m like Wang. I’ll be snapping photos and recording videos like crazy. Plus, everyone should see for themselves just how good looking you are.

      • Tundra

        Perfect.

        It’s gotta warm up first, though. This is goddamn ridiculous!

      • PudPaisley

        10 hours of clearing snow last night and this morning sucked balls. After it gets warmer we’ll have to get together.

  7. pistoffnick

    We have editorial interns?

    I..ahh…need all four of you to…ahh…help me with something.

    • Tonio

      The closest you’ll get is when we return your rejected manuscript in your SASE and there is the faintest hint of lilac to it.

  8. juris imprudent

    Although the article is focused on three prominent failures on the left, it does note this:

    What’s the theme that ties together Andrew Cuomo, the Lincoln Project, and California’s governing class? Since 2015 or so, a whole bunch of people who hated Donald Trump — and I am among those who believe the former president earned his animosity and scorn — chose to believe that anyone who stood in opposition to Trump had to be one of the good guys.

    I had a discussion with my son last night and got him to acknowledge that Trump might have been the wrong guy to be tribune of the working class – but someone is going to be that, particularly when the Democratic Party has no place for them.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      But he got an Emmy! AN EMMY!

    • Tonio

      Congrats. “Tribune.” I like that.

    • rhywun

      New York State Admits Cover-up of Virus Deaths among Nursing-Home Residents

      Even the Dems are attacking Andrew now. I can’t wait to see where this goes. We don’t do recalls here that I know of, but… something has to come of this.

      • Sean

        Another award?

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        A good ol’-fashioned tar-and-feathering?

      • Ted S.

        Only about a year until primary season picks up.

  9. The Notarious GT

    ::chants:: FOUR MORE YEARS!! FOUR MORE Y…

    ::remembers current occupant of White House::

    Forget I said that, please.

    • Sean

      I don’t remember if I mentioned this morning, but I like the name change.

      • slumbrew

        I keep reading it as “The Notarious G&T”.

        Too early for a gin & tonic, right?

      • slumbrew

        Plus it keeps making me hear this in my head

      • Ted S.

        It’s always happy hour somewhere!

    • UnCivilServant

      Notarious? As in a Notary? Did you get/renew your license?

      • Tonio

        ^This. I was going to ask, but I already haz reputation as bitchy edit fairy.

      • The Notarious GT

        Yes, it’s Notarious with an “a.” I mentioned yesterday that I’d passed the required criminal background check to renew my rarely-used notary commission. (I’d studied really hard!) Ted’S asked if I was criminal enough to be a notary. I was inspired.

        I’m ordering my new stamp, and the Ohio Notary Store’s website says, “You may also like…” a cloth face cover. (Two-layer!!!!)

        ::facepalm, headdesk::

      • UnCivilServant

        I missed the announcement.

        Congrats.

      • Tonio

        Congratulations. Sorry I missed that. I was obsessively editing the above, as one does.

      • DEG

        Congratulations!

        RE: two layer face covering: I saw a double masker in the wild today while I was grocery shopping. I wasn’t wearing a mask, so it evened out.

      • Raven Nation

        Who used “notorious” in their handle for a while? Was that one of Eddie’s incarnations?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yep, you’re correct.

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      Forget I said that, please.

      No worries. President Puddin’ Cup’s already forgotten.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    That last pic reminds me:

    Caitlin Jenner says there is no truth to the rumor s/he/it will run for governor of California.

    Too bad. I can easily see a landslide victory.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      No way.

      Jenner has already outed as a Republican. It doesn’t matter than Caitlin is trans. Wrongthink has been committed, and that’s all that really matters.

    • blackjack

      I sometimes sorta hope that the bad orange man runs for gov’nuh and the whole country cheats to give him more votes than are Californians. I would really appreciate getting that from the gods or fate or whatever could make something like that happen. Be like a consolation prize for the last year.

  11. Yusef drives a Kia

    Happy Glib day everone, its been a while eh?
    So say We all!

    • Tonio

      And none to speak ill of the Squirrels!

      Thanks for everything, bro.

  12. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Ricky Gervais.

    So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.

    So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, and your God and fuck off, OK? It’s already three hours long. Right, let’s do the first award.

    • Chai Girl

      I love Ricky, I totally agree with the thank you speeches. I’ve been thinking that since I was 7, currently 44, so I wrote a thank you speech just in case I ever one. I thank two people, the giver of award and Batman.

  13. Sean
  14. R C Dean

    Just noticed that there is now a “Disable Reason” option for Monocle.

    I larfed. At least its an option to disable reason here. For much of what I see, it appears mandatory.

    • slumbrew

      Good stuff, Trashy.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      “Strap in for some weapons grade derp! It’s time to press the ‘disable reason’ button!”

    • blackjack

      My wife has one of those built into her brain.

  15. Nephilium

    So, Tonio… about those gear ratios, decided to check out a local place to see if they weathered the shut downs. Looks like they did, but are mandating masks for the entire time you’re in the park. Some of the road riders I know would put in thousands of miles in at that place during the winter.

    For those who prefer videos here (and completely safe for work).

    • Tonio

      Schweeeeeet!

      We have brand spanking new outdoor pump track a couple of miles from my house. Have yet to go.

      • Tonio

        Speaking of fun mounds, the place has awesome berms. Also has singletrack. I needs to explore that.

      • KromulentKristen

        Speaking of fun mounds

        * blushes *

      • Nephilium

        So you didn’t click through to see the new Pump Track?

  16. Raven Nation

    Australia covid hysterics update: Friday afternoon Victorian government issues five-day lockdown order to start less than 12 hours later. The order covers the entire state (88k square miles) because of 13 cases in Melbourne.

    In a chilling warning, the state premier said “This is not the 2020 virus, this is different, this is something very, very different.”

    • slumbrew

      For a nation of jocks their government sure are gigantic pussies.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      There is no more creativity in movie trailers anymore is there?

    • Nephilium

      This is not the 2020 virus, this is different, this is something very, very different.

      So… it’s the 2019 virus?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Our response will even more draconian compared to 2020!

        They’ll be welding people into their apartments shortly.

    • rhywun

      And they kicked out thousands of people in the middle of watching a tennis match being played by the world’s #1 male player. (Thereby rendering the rest of the tournament unwatchable as that is the only thing they’re talking about now.)

      That’s how you know they are serious about fighting this virus/kicking its butt/[substitute your own moronic metaphor].

      • grrizzly

        Really? At midnight?

      • rhywun

        11:30pm

    • blackjack

      I heard they’re out of guzzoline there too!

  17. Gustave Lytton

    Thank you all. Sincerely from the bottom of my cold back heart.

    Also, K-interns… mmmm…

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Credible and imminent threat

    A North Carolina man has been charged with making threats to kill President Joe Biden, according to a federal criminal complaint unsealed in court Thursday.
    David Kyle Reeves, 27, of Gastonia, North Carolina, was arrested February 5 for knowingly and willfully making threats to take the life of and inflict bodily harm upon the President, according to newly unsealed court documents.
    Prosecutors allege that between January 28 and February 1, Reeves contacted the White House switchboard multiple times by phone and made threats against President Biden and others.
    In one call, Reeves is accused of saying he was going to kill everyone and “chop your heads off,” according to the criminal complaint. The complaint also alleges a Secret Service agent contacted Reeves to discuss the threats. Reeves called the agent several times throughout the day making threats against the President, the agent and others.

    Reeves told the Secret Service agent “that he had free speech and did nothing wrong,” according to an affidavit in support of the criminal complaint.
    Reeves appeared before a North Carolina federal court judge Thursday and was ordered to remain in custody.
    “Mr. Reeves has plead not guilty and receiving appropriate mental health evaluations,” his attorney, Kevin Tate, senior litigation counsel for the office of the Federal Public Defender for the Western District of North Carolina, said in an email to CNN.

    Militarize D C. Martial law. Machine gun nests at major intersections. Random searches and verification of papers and permissions. You can’t take any chances.

    • Cy Esquire

      I’m waiting to see the posters they’re going to put up of the real threat to Joey’s life: Father time.

      • Cy Esquire

        Someone should do a skit with Joe as Captain Hook and have him freak out every time he here’s a clock or someone says the date out loud.

      • robodruid

        Kamala?

  19. KromulentKristen

    All the feelz!

    • Tonio

      I just watched your latest cooking vid while waiting for this to go up. So much squee. Thank you and Tulip.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Trump’s hard core embedded guerilla strike force is out there, waiting to destroy DEMOCRACY!.

    • Bobarian LMD

      They are actual gorillas. Armed gorillas.

  21. Tundra

    I love each and every one of You People®.

    Thanks.

    • UnCivilServant

      t do you mean ‘You People’?

    • AlexinCT

      As my DI told me so long ago, I better hate his ass..

      Cause liking leads to loving, and loving leads to fucking, and he didn’t want me to get it in my head I was gonna fuck with him…

  22. KromulentKristen

    excellent production values

    * spit take *

    (I love how only Not Adahn and possibly Evil Sheldon watched the entire espagnole video)

    • Tundra

      Not just them, perv.

    • Tonio

      I’m not finished yet…

      • KromulentKristen

        Phrasing!

      • slumbrew

        Watching the outtakes, all I could hear was Archer’s voice…

      • db

        “pull it out, just in the nick of time” was a great way to end that outtake.

  23. KromulentKristen

    We need to get sloopy to write up a tall tale of how we all came to be here

    • Cy Esquire

      I read that as ‘sloppy’ the first time.

      • Nephilium

        /stops mixing up a drink

        What was that?

    • Trigger Hippie

      I believe Swissy invited me over…he may have grown to regret that.

      • Cy Esquire

        “he may have grown to regret that.”

        Tell me more…

      • Trigger Hippie

        We…clash on occasion. Nothing serious and I still like the guy. But it seems like I irritate him more than anything else nowadays. Just my perspective, really can’t speak for the him. Either way, if I get snarky and take some snark in turn, I get over quickly enough. Hope he feels the same.

      • Swiss Servator

        *fades into view*

        I have no trouble with you, TH. I was worried about you, a bit ago… but not sure why you think I would regret asking you to join us?

        *fades back out of sight*

      • Ted S.

        To be fair, we all irritate him with our brilliant puns.

  24. Fourscore

    Thanks to all the Big People (includes all y’all) that make this site a sight. That applies to the lurkers as well, we need everyone and can only hope we’ll bring in more. My day starts/stops here, sometimes I do some other work but don’t want to start anything I can’t finish.

  25. Mojeaux

    ??? Thank you being a friend … ???

    • Cy Esquire

      I’d be ok with a 35 yr old Shelley Long hanging out! But that mail man, hell no.

      • The Notarious GT

        Ummm…wrong sitcom, bro.

        Also, Kirstie Alley > Shelley Long.

      • Cy Esquire

        My bad. I had a hard time taking notes when I was a gleam in my daddy’s eye.

    • Chipwooder

      You know, I watched a few of those recently for the first time since it was in first run when I was a kid and…..that is a highly underrated show. It’s held up surprisingly well and is still funny.

      • Mojeaux

        I never got the love. Still don’t.

      • Chipwooder

        For one thing, Betty White always reminded me of a midwestern version of my grandmother. I suppose that made me favorably disposed from the get go.

        What’s weird is that they all seem like “old ladies” to me while my mom doesn’t, yet she’s older now than any of them were during the show.

      • KromulentKristen

        Betty White’s character reminded me of my grandma too (mine was actually kind of from the Midwest: Cleveland)

      • Chipwooder

        My grandma was born and raised in rural Georgia and was every bit the archetype of a Southern lady. Her voice sounded just like Betty White’s, but with a southern accent.

      • Mojeaux

        My relationship with both mygrandmothers was … shall we say … less than optimal. Old ladies are not necessarily my favorite people in the world.

        (Which sucks as I get closer and closer to being one.)

      • Fourscore

        I kinda like some of the older ladies

      • Mojeaux

        I think an older gentleman was trying to flirt with me in a good ol’ boy way that fell flat immediately. Neither the QuikTrip clerk nor I could figure out what he was on about.

        Him: *mumble mumble mumble at QT clerk*

        Clerk to me: Hi.

        Him: Did you hear me, lady?

        Me: What, me?

        Him: He was talking bad about you.

        Me: *wtf?*

  26. bacon-magic

    Mmmmmm cleavage.

    • Cy Esquire

      Lizard brain go MMMMMMMMM….

    • Cy Esquire

      Lizard brain go mmmmmm….

  27. robodruid

    Been a fan from the beginning.
    You have kept me sane.

    • Nephilium

      Well… for a given value of sane.

      • robodruid

        Lets say i am within the standard deviation of this population.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        Deviation, yes. Standard, nah.

  28. Cy Esquire

    A great group of people. I’m glad you all tolerate me. I do wish that a few of the leftys hadn’t screamed at the sky and dubbed out though.

  29. Certified Public Asshat

    You are all welcome.

    • R C Dean

      New avatar?

      I’m liking it.

      • KromulentKristen

        It really ties the user name together

      • Tonio

        Dude…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Thanks, there are a surprising number of options when you image search asshat.

  30. Cy Esquire

    So… how much does it cost to have the interns help me with my…. submissions?

    • R C Dean

      Interesting autocorrect for “emissions”.

      • Cy Esquire

        I’ve never been one for watching the Greta creampie videos. But if you get me drunk enough….

        (I checked she’s 18 now, this joke is technically legal)

      • robodruid

        How dare you?

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        Ewww.

      • Tonio

        Oh, I bet he’d like to submit to the girls IYKWIM.

  31. Pine_Tree

    This really is the best place on the intertoobs.

    Maybe somebody should send Shikha and Robby thank-you notes for pushing things at TOS over the cliff 4 years back…

    • Raven Nation

      Wonder what Shikha’s doing these days other than occasional columns for The Week?

      • juris imprudent

        Maybe she can convince Nathan Robinson to give her some space over at Current Affairs? [snort]

  32. Jerms

    Im an infrequent poster but i read the articles and links—and of course the comments every single day and love this place and all of the characters here. Was thinking about joining a zoom call just to put faces to handles but im pretty socially retarded so i doubt ill ever actually do it. But thanks to everyone who makes this place possible.

    • R C Dean

      im pretty socially retarded

      ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

    • KromulentKristen

      but im pretty socially retarded

      Welcome to Glib Zoom!

    • KromulentKristen

      (seriously – every one of us is some variety of weirdo)

      • Tundra

        Some of us are more than a single variety.

      • AlexinCT

        This guy gets it!

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        I like to think of myself more as a multi-tasker, thanks.

      • The Hyperbole

        Not me, I’m the benchmark for normal.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      As long as you don’t masturbate on camera, you won’t be the most awkward person on the call.

      • KromulentKristen

        Nobody told me that!

      • Cy Esquire

        But you’ll never be he most interesting. Choices… Choices…

      • Chipwooder

        So that sort of thing is frowned upon? OK, good info, thanks!

      • Jerms

        Ooff. Good thing you said that.

      • Nephilium

        Note the “on camera” part.

        /wonders how ready he should be with the mute button

      • B.P.

        Which one of you is Jeffrey Toobin?

    • Nephilium

      All are welcome. Here’s the link that I use for the Friday and Saturday night meetings that I host (kick off time is 20:00 Eastern). Feel free to join us some time.

      • Chipwooder

        One of these days I’ll try it again, in a place that actually has lighting!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, by the way-

    Here’s a tip. By the title of the article is a number indicating the number of comments. If you click that you will jump directly to the first comment.

    thx. I lurn something new every day, here.

  34. The Other Kevin

    How do I keep forgetting this date? My wedding anniversary is tomorrow. It should be 3 days of parties for me.

    Thank you everyone for IMO keeping the original spirit of the Internet going. If only there were more places like this instead of Big Data and their flinging of monkey shit. I am thankful for all of you, and the opportunity to tell people about my life from time to time without having to worry about who I’m going to upset.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    I love each and every one of You People®.

    *scowls*

    You people. You… PEOPLE.

    Ahh, it’s a fair cop, guv’nor.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Wonder what Shikha’s doing these days other than occasional columns for The Week?

    Phoning in death threats to Modi?

    “And reverse the charges, operator.”

    • R C Dean

      Twenny bucks, same as downtown?

  37. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve never been one for watching the Greta creampie videos. But if you get me drunk enough….

    I’d hit her in the face with a banana cream pie. That would be especially hilarious, because you can tell she was either born without even a vestigial trace of a sense of humor, or her parents beat it out of her long ago.

    That’s what you meant, right?

    RIGHT?

    • Cy Esquire

      Uhh… yeah! I’m not sure if I could handle the twitter backlash from practical joking a retard. I hear that’s frowned upon now.

      • creech

        You could probably get away with cream pieing Ann Coulter, though. Is Ann Coulter even still alive?

  38. Cannoli

    Happy Birthday Glibs! Thanks for the silliness, the seriousness, the recipes, the GlibFit advice, the laughs and the stories. I know I don’t comment much, but I’m glad to have you guys as my Internet Friends.

  39. Plisade

    Praise be to TBTB. Ya’ll rock! Thank you for this free spirit oasis in a desert of thoughtless ideology.

  40. Chipwooder

    Since you mentioned a few of the MIA glibs….what ever happened to Negroni Please?

    • Tundra

      Moved to CO. Busy as hell, if I remember correctly.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Didn’t he also just get married around then as well?

    • The Notarious GT

      Likewise Just Sayin’/Tulsi Gabbard Apologist?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        IIRC, he was getting burnt out on the news cycle and took a break (and hasn’t come back yet).

      • Chipwooder

        Yes, he said he was tired of the way things were going and wanted to focus on other things for a while. He’s dropped by to make an isolated comment or two that I’ve seen.

      • DEG

        He’s alive. I’ll pass on to him that people are asking about him.

    • slumbrew

      Such a great handle.

    • juris imprudent

      Who was it that had the move from hell, to or from Texas I think?

      • slumbrew

        DoomCO? Awful apartment?

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Minds were altered

    President Joe Biden said Thursday he had watched coverage of Donald Trump’s impeachment trial and thought “some minds may have been changed” after prosecutors showed gripping and graphic video of the Jan. 6 siege of the U.S. Capitol.

    Biden told reporters in the Oval Office that while he did not view any of the Senate trial live, he had seen the morning news. “I think the Senate has a very important job to complete,” the president said.

    ——-

    It was a notable shift in tone after the new president spent much of the week doing his best to avoid the issue. And it came after House prosecutors aired never-before-seen footage from the violent insurrection that showed police officers being beaten by the rioters and presented a fuller picture of the precarious situation at the Capitol on the day when Congress was meeting to affirm Biden’s victory.

    Almost as terrifying as that time the Flyers won the Stanley Cup.

    • creech

      That was 45 years ago. No current NFL player was even alive the last time the Broad Street Bullies won the Cup.

      • creech

        And no NHL player either!

  42. slumbrew

    This place really is the best (“the classiest, the greatest”) – thanks to all who make it that way.

    My only complaint is that it ends up distracting me from things I’m supposed to be doing…

    • The Notarious GT

      So glad dignity and decorum has returned to the executive mansion. ::rolls eyes::

      Kissing Dutch boy lawn ornaments in 3…2…

  43. Plisade

    Wow, I thought that was Roy Scheider. Googled the vid. Wish I hadn’t. Wth was that?!

    • juris imprudent

      All That Jazz?

      • Plisade

        Well, I see that movie was well-received and won awards. 86% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s no accounting for taste, as they say.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Fosse got an Oscar, Tony, and Emmy for work involving that movie. Which is hard to do.

      • Tonio

        That’s called a triple threat. It’s the hat trick of the entertainment world.

      • kinnath

        It was a great movie.

        Haven’t seen it in decades. Don’t know how well it has held up.

    • Bobarian LMD

      All that Jazz

      What I remember at 13/14 was the dance sequence with Sandahl Bergman really turned my gears.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of Shelley Long

    I really liked that movie. I should watch it again.

    • Tundra

      Yes, that’s an excellent one.

  45. grrizzly

    The Border Cafe in Harvard Square has closed for good. For obvious reasons, also there was a fire in December 2019. I don’t think I’ve been there in the last 10 years, but went there often before.

    • DEG

      I’ve eaten there.

  46. KromulentKristen

    In honor of Friday/holiday/anniversary tonight, I will be Uber Eating my dinner. What should I get? Pretty much the only thing we don’t have is Pizza Hut, strangely.

    • Cy Esquire

      Saltgrass

      • KromulentKristen

        Steak? I could go for steak, but we don’t have that restaurant. Is it any good?

      • Cy Esquire

        It’s REALLY good. About $40 a plate. It’s one of the best bangs for your buck main stream restaurants in my area.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s one of those places I’ve only been to a few times over the heads, but have never regretted it.

      • B.P.

        I’m guessing steak doesn’t travel as well as a lot of other dishes.

    • Nephilium

      You could go to Flavortown!… or you know, get something better.

      • Nephilium

        Great name, but I find them fairly mediocre (and that includes their beers).

      • Cy Esquire

        I don’t know where she lives so I’m trying to stay main stream. I’d say they’re above average for the big chain restaurants. I like their jambalaya and they’re black and blue burger is decent.

      • Lady Z

        Their tomato bisque is fantastic.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Those are the two dishes I’ve had from BJs. Good, but nothing to write home about.

        (She’s in NoVa)

    • db

      I don’t know how close you are to it, but there’s a good Ethiopian place we found when we were staying in Silver Spring–Meleket, I think it was called.

      • KromulentKristen

        I live about 2 miles from what you could call “Little Ethiopia” in Alexandria. But I just had it less than a week ago.

      • Suthenboy

        “there’s a good Ethiopian place”

        No, there isn’t.

    • Tulip

      Lebanese Taverna?

      • Cy Esquire

        o.O

        That sounds tasty!

      • KromulentKristen

        I could go for some grilled meats and rice

    • Tulip

      Bamian Afghan?

      • juris imprudent

        I recall a really good Afghani place in Falls Church, but it’s been a long time.

      • Tulip

        Bamian is close to Falls Church. It is excellent.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m thinking Thai myself tonight.

      • KromulentKristen

        I love, love Thai food, but I find it doesn’t reheat well. At least the dish I like (Kra Pow w/chicken) doesn’t. It’s the chicken they use. Even the high-quality restaurants use some kind of desiccated sliced chicken breast.

    • Tulip

      Five guys?

      • KromulentKristen

        I think I might go a little more upscale. Maybe seafood? Or steak.

      • Tulip

        Bamian

      • KromulentKristen

        I can get a whole Maine lobstah from Whiskey & Oyster. How bad do I want to shitlord?

      • KromulentKristen

        I could do Dishes of India, but I gotta go pick that up. But the pickled lemons & carrots….

        #lazy

    • Tulip

      Ooh, Bastille!

      • KromulentKristen

        They don’t do delivery, it looks like 🙁

      • Tulip

        But they have pickup including cocktails

      • KromulentKristen

        But La Madeleine does! I won’t get a croque monsieur 😉

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I was about to suggest LA Madeleine. Their tomato basil soup is so dang good.

    • Tulip

      You’re kind of evil, asking this. I have a fridge full of healthy things and now I want pizza.

      • KromulentKristen

        It’s Friday! And a holiday! And Glibsversary!

    • blackjack

      It’s my wife’s birthday. We’re uber-eating prime rib from the Smokehouse. It’s a landmark since 1946. Lotta Hollywood types have frequented it. Good food.

      • KromulentKristen

        Drooooooooool

    • KromulentKristen

      Going with steak from a certain leftist reclusive billionaire’s restaurant. Why? Because they have a wedge salad. I will cut a bitch for a wedge salad.

      Beef or bison? I’m thinking bison.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        A salad with a wedge of Parmesan or aged Gouda on top?

        Yeah, I could go for that.

  47. DEG

    Excellent. It has been a four good years.

    I see Angela White in one porn star picture. The alt-text doesn’t do her justice. She is expert at more than sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch.

    It’s been a good time. Thanks to SP, TPTB, and everyone else.

  48. Lady Z

    Lovely tribute Tonio! Thanks to everyone for being here.

  49. Ownbestenemy

    Happy Birthday you filthy animals. Seriously one of the best and seedy corners of the intertubes.

  50. grrizzly

    I distinctly remember when Biden said “100 days, not forever.” Well, now it’s through the next year.

    In a speech to the National Institute of Health on Thursday, President Joe Biden said that American citizens could be required to wear masks “through the next year” in an effort to contain the COVID-19 contagion.

    • DEG

      How can you tell a politician is lying?

      His lips are moving.

    • KromulentKristen

      This is going to be even better for me when I ask to go full-time offsite.

      Keep it up, shitstains! The harder you lock down, the easier it will be for me to escape your hellholes!

    • Sean

      JFC. We’re so far past fucking stupid…

      How about we shut everything down again? That worked so well the first time.

      • zwak

        Shhhh, don’t give them any ideas!

    • kbolino

      That they lie is unsurprising. That anyone believes or repeats the lies, on the other hand, is where this rises from predictable but ignorable to annoying and dangerous.

    • Suthenboy

      “…American citizens could be required to wear masks…”

      Fuck Joe Biden. Fuck him with a rusty chainsaw. The fucking hired help doesnt have the power to order any such thing. The day is coming where I will be jailed for using a stick to shove a mask right up some government halfwits ass.

    • B.P.

      I’m disappointed with the young’uns that there isn’t a thriving underground party/club/concert scene. Perhaps there is and, being an old fart, I’m not aware of it, but I feel like media outlets would be reporting about it panicky, Quincy-punk-episode tones.

      • B.P.

        *in* panicky,…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We’ve broken the youth, at least most of them.

        It’s sad.

      • db

        We’ll rue the day we taught them to get off the lawns.

      • Mojeaux

        Rue the day? Who talks like that?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *sigh*

      • Mojeaux

        LOL

      • db

        Would you classify that as a design failure or a launch failure?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Just another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

      • Mojeaux

        What is that?

        That? That is a penis stretcher.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Rue the day?

        Who talks like that?

      • blackjack

        Questioning “rue the day?” Who questions that?

      • DEG

        There are speakeasies in NH.

    • DEG

      Hopefully they win.

      I know. I’m strangely optimistic.

  51. Mojeaux

    Well, Mr. Mojeaux got a lateral move to a different department after his was eliminated, leaving us without an impending (although generously severanced) layoff. Now he will be going in to work 2-3 days a week, which will be lovely for both of us. /nosarc

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Congrats! I’m glad it worked out.

    • Nephilium

      Good deal. Same type of work, or different responsibilities?

      • Mojeaux

        A department that does complementary work to what he does now. They’re adding positions to that department. I’m not sure why they just didn’t offer a transfer over there before eliminating all those positions.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Shake out people who want to leave and who aren’t wanted?

      • mikey

        Yep. Great way to get rid of that 10% that don’t produce, but aren’t worth the fight with HR to fire.

    • db

      Good news!

    • KromulentKristen

      Hooray!!

    • DEG

      Congratulations!

    • The Frabjous GT

      Woo hoo! By the power vested in me by myself, I hereby declare today to be an Official Frabjous Day!

      • R C Dean

        Callooh! Callay!

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      “Exxxxxxcellent, Smithers!”

    • Sean

      Nice!

    • Lady Z

      Yay, congrats!

  52. trshmnstr the terrible

    Hickok45 was on quite a libertarian bent last walkaround. I love that man.

    • DEG

      It posted this week? I check his channel on Sundays. I will look for it.

      • Chipwooder

        I’m amazed he hasn’t been banished by YT yet.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Supposed the anti-gunners are targeting some of the YouTube gun people for cancelation, but the sponsors are telling those meddling non-profits to fuck off.

      • DEG

        OK. Some Sunday watching for me.

        Thanks!

  53. Rat on a train

    Meade Pyramid is an obscure monument in a hard to reach area. It is mostly viewed by people passing in trains. It is likely safe from the cancel mob even with its Confederate connection since most locals don’t even know it exists.
    They have gone after some targets. Robert E Lee Elementary will be renamed. There is also a push to rename Jefferson Davis Highway. Nothing yet on renaming the Lee Hill district, precinct, community or elementary school.

    • creech

      If Meade had been re-enforced at this point, Stonewall’s corps may have been decimated and Lee’s army severely defeated. But yet another Union commander (Burnside) lost his nerve and the War went on and on and on.

      • Rat on a train

        Burnside already blew it by waiting to attack. But, yes, Union commanders were overly cautious. Grant broke that trend when he pushed on during the Overland Campaign. He accepted the losses, maneuvered, and forced another battle.

  54. mikey

    I don’t day much, but this place is an important part of every day for me. Here and IRL I’m a 99.999% introvert but here I can hang out, be part of somthng without having to say much (or anything).
    God Bless you, each and every one.

    Well, back to the dishwasher and the dreaded Bosch E24 error – won’t drain.
    Looks like today’s high is -3 ‘Murican.

    • db

      the dreaded Bosch E24 error – won’t drain.

      Sounds like the staff need refresher training–they shouldn’t be trying to wash/reuse those condoms.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Sorry mikey. Had and cleared an E15 a couple months ago due to putting dish soap into the rinse aid container.

    • Lord Humungus

      E24 on my Bosch dishwasher ended up being a bad PCB that wouldn’t fire up the pump.

      Of course start with the obvious stuff first – clean the drain, etc.

    • blackjack

      These all sound like BMW models to me.

  55. westernsloper

    Awesome. Thanks for the recap Tonio!

    *says prayer for the missing.