¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Mar 23, 2021 | Daily Links | 232 comments

¡Buenos tardes, Gliberinos!  Today is opening day for my son’s little league team.  Somehow I got suckered into helping coach so that’s another 3 hours per week I could be spend fucking off.  That’s not the aggravating part.  That was spending half a Saturday replacing my son’s aluminum bat.  Turns out it only good for curveballs now…

The links!

Say it with me now…Whobuiltthecages…Joe—wait, what?

I’m sure this new wave of migrants is sure to make up for the drop in homicides.  On the other hand, who is being murdered leaves me thinking it can’t be that bad.

He may be an ass, but he’s still not wrong.

I didn’t realize surfing was an olympic sport.

Fun case study in whether funding schools will make them any better.

Further details, including whether the money could be used to buy things including computers or face masks, were not immediately available. Officials with Puerto Rico’s education department did not return a message for comment.

My bet is on “not at all”.

A dam suspect in the dam killing if a dam activist in Honduras killed.

Should bee plenty for one afternoon.  Here’s one with a bass riff that’s been stuck in my head since Sunday.

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232 Comments

    • Ownbestenemy

      Some real gems in the replies

      “How are troops supposed to guard the Capitol if they’re in fucking hotel rooms?

      These are not even equivalent situations.”

    • Count Potato

      Why are those soldiers still at the capitol anyway?

      • LCDR_Fish

        No idea…right now they’re talking about keeping them there till sometime in May last I saw.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Because they need to keep up the narrative of insurrection and whatever made up date that 4chan is pushing with their trolling?

      • Sukkoi19

        The capitol rotunda was a designated rest area for troops. They work 12 hour shifts and the shift is split up as two on and two off. Every soldier has had their own hotel room (Covid magic). They have since the beginning. At the height of the mission it was 26000 individual hotel rooms.

  1. Shpip

    The $912 million is available immediately, but the U.S. Department of Education will work with Puerto Rico officials to identify how the money would be used to address the academic, social, emotional and mental health needs of students in the U.S. territory, according to a spokeswoman for Jenniffer González, the island’s congressional representative.

    They’ll spend some on booze, fast cars, and women. The rest they’ll just squander.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “They’ll spend some on booze, fast cars, and women. The rest they’ll just squander”
      I know I do….

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I so wanted that to be real.

    • Agent Cooper

      That ‘shop is brutal.

  2. LCDR_Fish

    BTW, not sure if I missed this one being posted earlier (or yesterday): https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article250129029.html

    A National Guard convoy transporting doses of the COVID-19 vaccine was ambushed Monday morning in west Texas, according to police.

    Larry Lee Harris, 66, allegedly started following the three National Guard vans, en route to Matador, Texas, after they stopped at a Love’s gas station in Lubbock, and “attempted multiple times” to run their vehicles off the road, Idalou Police Chief Eric Williams said in a statement.

    After those attempts failed, Harris then turned his truck in front of the convoy, forcing it to stop. He got out of his truck and aimed his .45 caliber handgun at one of the guardsmen, who was unarmed.

    Absolutely no mention of this one anywhere on twitter that I’ve seen…..

    • UnCivilServant

      Texas… Unarmed

      DOES NOT COMPUTE.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Sadly being in uniform does take away a lot of your rights. Recall that even when our Guardsmen are “armed”, half the time they’re only allowed unloaded weapons for domestic missions – at the border, after Katrina, etc. Or carrying 1 mag…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *googles Larry Lee Harris*

      Somebody forgot to take his meds.

      • Galt1138

        And it’s always including the middle name with these guys.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The proper response would be to slit the throat of the officer who fined her.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Something is definitely burning when she walks.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        not Calories…

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Famously plump pout.

  3. UnCivilServant

    Aluminum Bat?

    Wodden bats are traditional, and one of the few things still made in the US.

    • Ted S.

      Yeah, but they’re not used in Little League.

      • UnCivilServant

        Bah!

        Whoever made that rule needs to be bludgeoned with a whiffle bat.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Be sure to beat up the NCAA officials that allow aluminum bats.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Can be, just discouraged.

      • Rat on a train

        Or in the NCAA. You hear the distinct “clink” when watching a college game.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        HS and college baseball use a bat standard called BBCOR, which is meant to give the equivalent performance of a wood bat. Hot bats are just too dangerous.

      • Wood Chipped Wednesday

        I used one, almost hit one out too.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I think I remember hearing that MLB hitters + Aluminum bats = body count

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        It would be.

        Right now the fastest speed ever recorded off the bat has been 124mph. A ground ball by Stanton, fielded by a SS.

        If he were to have hit with an aluminum bat, that ball would have been closer to 140. If that goes at a P, he would have no shot.

  4. Tundra

    I coached both my kids in multiple sports, Señor. It was some of the best time we ever spent together. Enjoy!

    (And thanks for the LOC!)

  5. LCDR_Fish

    BTW Ozy that was a really solid article (as usual) earlier. That just reminded me that I want to promote this webcomic one more time – great read and great art (and family friendly) – on the dangers (as if we don’t already know it – great to share though) on social credit systems.

    http://hummingfluff.com/lovelypeoplecomic.html

    • Ozymandias

      Thanks, Fishy!
      Great comics, too.

    • Q Continuum

      The take home message from that for me is why the destruction of the family is so important to Leftists. Family bonds are the strongest, and oftentimes last, obstacle to total State control.

      • Ozymandias

        That is a great observation.
        /scribbles notes on next article

      • Tonio

        Orwell dealt with that in 1984, Smith’s neighbor, the guy with all the kids, was turned in by his own children but came to rationalize it.

        “The family that squeals is the family that heals.”

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Brave New World described destroying the family as essential to getting a population to be compliant as well, on the kids never knew their parents.

    • bacon-magic

      Toots lol. Great comic.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      He’s right Ozy, well done!

    • Galt1138

      That’s a really good comic. Bookmarking that.

  6. grrizzly

    the money could be used to buy things including computers or face masks

    Don’t they cost like a penny per mask?

    • UnCivilServant

      The mask supply and distribution contract is worth at least a thousand a mask, maybe more if you donate to the right people.

  7. Rebel Scum

    Indigenous activist killed in Honduras, led fight against construction of a dam

    “It is not conceivable, it is not right, that they criminalize people, persecute people and later kill them for defending the land,” said environmental activist Betty Vásquez.

    Murder as a tactic doesn’t really hold water.

    • Ownbestenemy

      But it does constrict the flow of future activist.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Indigenous activist”

      Not just an activist, an “indigenous” activist. Needs that extra cred.

      • Rat on a train

        Some places have to import activists.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Swissy is going to be electrified by these comments.

      • Ownbestenemy

        By the time the narrow gazes flow through, this will be down river.

    • bacon-magic

      I hope they find the culprits, should have enough damming evidence.

      • juris imprudent

        In this case wouldn’t that be more a finger in the…

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not a fan of her, but 30 is her best outfit.

    • SandMan

      Too much ink for me, dang.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This one is for Trashy

      • Bill Door

        Heh. Nice! That photoshop job is great too!

  8. Shpip

    From the sidebar of one of the Mirror links:

    Dating expert: Hey guys, about them single moms? Recreational use only.

    Predictably, Hoes mad.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well if the kid isn’t the most important thing in her life then she has a bit of a problem with priorities doesn’t she?

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Guys, simply put, you’re never going to come first, the kid’s always going to come first. Which is fine, that’s the way it should be, but understand you’re always going to take a back seat.

      So… single moms do anal?

    • Stillhunter

      How’s that different than any other situation? My wife will prioritize our kids over me every day and twice on Sunday.

  9. Stillhunter

    “Today is opening day for my son’s little league team.”

    *looks at forecast for 5-7 inches of snow*

    That’s about a month away here…

    The high school and junior college teams have been playing inside for a few weeks though. A nearby town has the sports field so they can play even when all the regular fields are too soggy.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Its “too hot” to play outside here by the beginning of June here. Pick your poison.

      • Stillhunter

        I’ve been to Phoenix several times. Only twice in summer. I was not amused.

      • Rat on a train

        I’ve been to Phoenix in the summer. I’ve also been to Arkansas in the summer. I prefer Phoenix. Summers in the South suck.

      • Stillhunter

        I’d rather Phoenix than Miami so I tend to agree

    • Ownbestenemy

      Or it will be spun as ‘radicalized by Trump’s white supremacist dog whistles”

    • leon

      who was already known to the FBI

      Well clearly, since the FBI has been overloaded with chasing down white supremacists trying to overthrow our democracy, i think it would be fair to place the blame for these deaths at the feet of those Insurrectionists, since they kept the FBI from stopping this guy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        A spur to the story should ask why did the FBI know of him? Just because he is from Syria? I know we don’t have a media that would look into it though.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Another story would be if the guy was being set up for entrapment by the FBI.

        I’ll take off my tinfoil hat now.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Maybe him and Stephen Paddock exchanged notes?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Who?

    • Rebel Scum

      They (Dems/leftists/etc.) still need the bodies to walk on. They will just not mention anything about the shooter.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Meh, the’ll just pivot from “white supremacist violence” to “gun control”.

      • rhywun

        They are already calling for moar gun control.

  10. DEG

    Mr Bolsonaro, who was 66 on Sunday, has consistently opposed quarantine measures, arguing that the collateral damage to the economy would be worse than the effects of the virus itself.

    He’s right. Of course in the side bar is an article about how Iceland clamped down.

    Puerto Rico’s government on Monday was granted access to more than $900 million in federal education funds less than two weeks after reopening dozens of public and private schools for the first time since the pandemic began.

    More than $900 million? That’s not even real money.

  11. Rebel Scum

    This asshole is still talking?

    A once-in-a-century pandemic cannot be the only thing that slows mass shootings in this country. It’s time for leaders everywhere to listen to the American people when they say enough is enough.

    Except people control remains unpopular and there are more guns than people in this country. Good luck.

    Celebrities continue to be commie, anti-constitution retards that know dick about guns and history.

    I have so many friends in the military and the vast majority of them think that AR’s and guns of the sort have no place in society. You know cause they are ……..weapons of war.
    Common Sense #GunReformNow

    I am going to call bullshit because you are…….a lying, fascistic, asshole.

    • The Other Kevin

      People who live in fortified houses and have security guards see no reason for other people to have guns.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        People who live in fortified houses

        On a complete tangent, that reminds me of about 8 years ago when I talked with a rep about upgrading to ballistic windows.

        Windows World Rep: Long sales spiel… we can even install bullet-proof windows!

        Me: Oh yea? That sounds great. How much extra does that run?

        WW Rep looking completely confused: Uhhh, I don’t know sir. I never actually had a customer request that before. Let me call in and find out.

        Turns out that option triples the cost of the each window so I passed. No sense in paying that kind of money when someone could just cut in through the siding… if I had brick then maybe. I can’t believe I’m the only person who thought ballistic windows were worth further inquiry.

    • bacon-magic

      Never let a tragedy go to waste.

    • Ed Wuncler

      It’s like the rich who complains about tax cuts and how the rich aren’t paying their fair share but will take every tax deduction their accountant finds instead of paying the full amount.

      • Rat on a train

        Some people can only do the right thing if someone is pointing a gun at their head.

    • leon

      Is it a weapon of war because it looks bad, or are All rifles off limits?

    • creech

      Probably wants to ban the weapons of insurrection too: bear spray, fire extinguishers, and sharp horny hats.

    • EvilSheldon

      You have friends in the military, like I have a girlfriend in Canada.

  12. DEG

    For those in NH: Reopen NH has a new petition for passing HCR 2 to end the state of emergency.

    • Count Potato

      Has anyone seen HM lately?

      • DEG

        I’ve seen him on the forums.

      • Swiss Servator

        I see him at TPTB HQ, daily.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Bro, you threw off my groove narrative.

    A 21-year-old Syrian-born man was identified Tuesday as the alleged Colorado supermarket shooter who killed 10 people including a police officer — with records revealing that he had posted online about “Islamophobia” and once cold-cocked a high school bully.

    Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa of Arvada, Colo., now faces 10 counts of first-degree murder for the rifle rampage he allegedly unleashed Monday afternoon in a King Soopers grocery store in Boulder, Colo., where some shoppers were out getting COVID-19 vaccines, officials said at a Tuesday briefing.

    “We will hold the evildoer responsible to the full extent of the law for his actions,” said Democratic Gov. Jared Polis. “And we will always remember the victims of the King Soopers shooting.”

    Alissa’s now-deleted Facebook page said he was “born in Syria in 1999 came to the USA in 2002,” the Daily Beast reported.

    • Urthona

      What sort of weapon did this fellow use?

      • Rat on a train

        Does it matter?

      • Urthona

        Yes

      • Rat on a train

        I meant does it matter to the anti-gun people?

      • Urthona

        well. I mean I’m curious how this narrative is gonna be coming at me .

      • Sean

        Buy more mags today.

        Gunmagwarehouse.com

      • Wood Chipped Wednesday

        It would matter because if it’s a rifle that could be why it’s getting National media attention.

      • juris imprudent

        The actual weapon won’t matter – you’re question is what narrative will the media be using regardless of all facts on the ground.

  14. Gustave Lytton

    https://www.saf.org/california-forced-to-comply-in-sharp-v-becerra-rifle-registration-case/

    Under this agreement,” said SAF founder and Executive Vice President Alan M. Gottlieb, “California must reopen the registration process for all individuals who possessed eligible firearms

    “Through this agreement,” he added, “all of the plaintiffs will recover our legal expenses and more importantly, thousands of honest California citizens will be able to comply with the law. DOJ must give gun owners 120 days’ advance notice that the system is re-opening.”

    Good work, you grifting asshole. Victory is another opportunity to comply with California’s unconstitutional laws.

    • l0b0t

      Wait… this cat actually sued to get permission to register long-guns rather than to abolish the registry in its entirety? Thanks a lot Alan; you fukkin’ dickhead.

      • leon

        Yeah. Peak conservative?

      • Rat on a train

        “As noted in the agreement,” Gottlieb continued, “hundreds of people actually contacted the California Department of Justice to seek technical assistance because they encountered problems trying to register online. When you consider the likelihood that many times the number of people who contacted DOJ became frustrated and didn’t contact the agency, we’re talking about a system breakdown that shouldn’t have happened. I’d call this an embarrassing loss and a huge setback for California gun control overall.

        “Through this agreement,” he added, “all of the plaintiffs will recover our legal expenses and more importantly, thousands of honest California citizens will be able to comply with the law. DOJ must give gun owners 120 days’ advance notice that the system is re-opening.”

        He’s the “founder and Executive Vice President”. You guys need new managment.

      • Gustave Lytton

        SAF, like most/all gun rights and really advocacy groups in general, exists primarily to enrich the guy running it. What good they do is secondary or by happenstance.

      • KromulentKristen

        huge setback for California gun control overall.

        Errr…wut

      • EvilSheldon

        Would you have preferred nothing? Because that’s what was on the table.

      • Swiss Servator

        “We want to obey!” vs “This law is unconstitutional on its face and should be struck down”?

      • EvilSheldon

        California courts are still more or less receptive to legal technicalities. Making a 2A constitutional argument in the same court? Why would you even bother?

      • juris imprudent

        At some point, the technicalities may matter because god knows the actual fucking text of the Constitution won’t.

      • UnCivilServant

        Because there are a lot of times where you can’t make a new argument on appeal. So if you’re stuck in california and want the 2nd amendment argument available at SCOTUS, you make the constitutional argument, even though you know the judges are against it.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t blame Tuskegee, when we all know it’s Trump’s fault

    It’s the health inequities of today that Maxine Toler, 72, hears about when she asks her friends and neighbors in LA what they think about the vaccine. Toler is president of her city’s senior advocacy council and her neighborhood block club. She says she and most of the other Black seniors she talks with want the vaccine, but are having trouble getting it. And that alone is sowing mistrust, she says.

    Toler says the Black people she knows who don’t want the vaccine have very modern reasons for not wanting it. They talk about religious beliefs, safety concerns or distrust for former U.S. president Donald Trump and his contentious relationship to science. Only a handful mention Tuskegee, she says, and when they do, they’re fuzzy on the details of what happened during the 40-year study.

    ——-

    v”If you say Tuskegee, then you don’t have to acknowledge things like pharmacy deserts, things like poverty and unemployment,” she says. “You can just say, ‘That happened then…and there’s nothing we can do about it.’ ”

    She says the contemporary failures of the health care system are more pressing and causing more distrust than the events of the past.

    “It’s what happened to me yesterday,” she says. “Not what happened in the 50s or 60s, when Tuskegee was actually active.”

    The seniors she works with complain to her all the time about doctors dismissing their concerns, talking down to them, or nurses answering the hospital call buttons for their white roommates more often than for them.

    It’s racism, all the way down.

    • leon

      or distrust for former U.S. president Donald Trump and his contentious relationship to science.

      You’re Saying DT was a skeptic? I hear they make the best scientists…

    • rhywun

      Never change, NPR.

    • leon

      I was going to say earlier, in a discussion about the IRS and stimulus checks, that isn’t it just really perverse that the one Service that is supposed to be a net positive on the balance sheet, is going to be contributing to the deficit and debt this year.

    • Rat on a train

      In order to pay for it — and get around rules regarding how congressional analysts calculate the nation’s debt — the legislation calls for the U.S. Mint to create two trillion-dollar coins that would then be purchased by the Federal Reserve, which helps manage the nation’s money supply. The money would then be moved into the U.S. Treasury to cover the cost of the payments — with more coins being minted if needed.

      Mint about 30 more of those coins and we would be debt free.

      • rhywun

        I… can’t believe that’s real.

      • creech

        Hell, mint one for every American. No more poverty, no more pearl-clutching about asset inequality gaps. Hell, don’t even go to the trouble of minting coins – just tell everyone to take their marker and add 12 zeroes to the amount shown on their currency.

      • Ozymandias

        /Stares, rubs eyes, blinks again

        What in the ever-living fuck…???

        /Mumbles and wanders away shaking head

      • Mojeaux

        That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa of Arvada, Colo., now faces 10 counts of first-degree murder for the rifle rampage he allegedly unleashed Monday afternoon in a King Soopers grocery store in Boulder, Colo., where some shoppers were out getting COVID-19 vaccines, officials said at a Tuesday briefing.

    Self defense. Those people were oppressing him.

  17. Mojeaux

    The XX tax deduction is taking her maiden voyage in her car alone. She will be driving to work tonight by herself.

    *bites nails*

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      She’ll be fine,
      /Crosses fingers behind back.

    • kinnath

      Phone rings 2 am:

      Daughter: We’re OK

      kinnath (still half a sleep): Uh, what?

      Daugther: long rambling story . . . . deer . . . . wet gravel road . . . . .

      kinnath (nearly awake): And?

      Daughter: The sheriff says the car is totaled. But we’re not hurt. We’re going to stay at a friend’s house until morning.

      kinnath (totally awake): Uh, right. Well . . . . call me in the morning.

      kinnath’s wife: What was that all about?

      kinnath: Car is totalled. Kids ok. I have no idea how I am getting to work tomorrow. Good night.

      • Mojeaux

        I find that I’m more phlegmatic about her driving when I am not in the car with her and can’t see what mistakes she makes.

    • Tonio

      Hoping that your fears are unfounded.

      You’ll get through this.

    • DEG

      She’ll be fine.

    • Hank

      Thoughts and prayers

    • Mojeaux

      Update: She made it just fine.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Inconvenient

    Another possibility: SARS-CoV-2 is related to several widespread mild coronaviruses, and immune responses to one virus frequently confer some resistance to others. In some studies, more than half of people in Western nations show preexisting immune responses to SARS-CoV-2. Viruses that confer cross-immunity may circulate more strongly in Asia than elsewhere, explaining why not just East Asia but also Indochina—including some nations, such as Cambodia, with weak initial responses—had tiny outbreaks. Similar patterns, with lower death rates near the origin than elsewhere, have occurred in flu pandemics from Asia as well as the misnamed Spanish flu, which started in the United States but had higher mortality in Europe.

    Don’t tell Foochy, it would just piss him off.

    • rhywun

      No, no, no. America’s worser response is because we failed our leaders. SMDH!

  19. The Late P Brooks

    But even if masks probably don’t help, one might reasonably ask, what’s the harm in requiring them if they might help a bit?

    These harms, it turns out, are severely understudied. The Cochrane review of mask RCTs notes, “Harms were rarely measured and poorly reported”—but some are uncontroversial. The Washington Post reported in May, for instance, that masks could cause persistent face rashes. They can also cause headaches: a small Japanese study testing whether surgical masks could stop the spread of colds among health care workers found that mask wearers were almost four times as likely as controls to report headaches. In a self-selected survey of German schoolchildren, more than half of the participants reported headaches.

    Unhygienically used masks can also trap moisture and thus promote bacterial and yeast growth. It’s natural to suspect that this promotes other infections: an article in the New York Post, for example, reported that many dentists had observed an increase in problems such as cavities and gingivitis that they attributed to mask wearing. Finally, there is the unknown health effect of fiber inhalation (not to mention environmental plastic pollution). One paper noted that most surgical masks have loose fibers.

    Potential harms to children deserve special mention. Two Italian professors of plastic surgery, for instance, have hypothesized that the pressure of elastic ear straps may give children permanently protruding ears. Some child development researchers also worry that widespread mask-wearing may hamper children’s linguistic and emotional development.

    There may even be ways by which masks might worsen Covid-19 itself. The basic reason is simple: germs caught by a mask do not simply disappear. The evidence for these is spotty or speculative but concerning enough to merit attention. In any case, the evidence justifying mask mandates is often equally speculative.

    SCIENCE-deniers, just looking for an excuse to spread sickness and death.

    • creech

      My main problem has been stumbling a number of times, and almost walking into things, because my glasses fog up when entering a store or building that requires a mask. I wonder how many extra broken hips there has been in the U.S. due to mask-wearing?

      • Galt1138

        I fold up a tissue and place it on the bridge of my nose before I put the mask on. That seams to prevent my glasses from fogging up.
        I only wear masks because in CA, you can’t go shopping anywhere without one.

    • grrizzly

      I think this is more to the point than whether masks cause face rashes.

      The new biofascism in the West, very much driven by Big Tech leaders, and soon to be exploited by our enemies geopolitically, is a war against free human beings and against the qualities that make us human.

      Masks break human beings’ ability to bond face-to-face and enjoy human contact, smiles and jokes. Masks turn down the effectiveness of human “technology,” by making it hard for us to “read” each other and to pick up social cues. Forbidding assembly keeps us from forming human alliances against these monstrous interests. Forbidding human assembly also prevents new cultures, new heroes and new business models from arising. We are all stuck with the Rolodex and the ideas we had in March of 2020.

      Forcing kids to distance at school and wear masks ensures a generation of Americans who don’t know HOW to form human alliances, and who don’t trust their own human instincts. Those are counterrevolutionary training techniques.

      Driving all learning onto (already prepared) distance learning platforms ensures that kids do not know how to behave in human space, space not mediated by technology.

      Many Covid policies seem designed to ensure that humans will have no “analog” space yet or “analog” culture left – no way to feel comfortable simply gathering in a room, touching one another as friends or allies, or joining together.

      Lastly, driving all human interaction onto Zoom is not only a way to harvest all of our tech, business secrets and IP – it is a way to ensure that intimacy and connection in the future will be done online and that human face-to-face contact will be killed off.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Now do the rest of clothing

        /Naturists

      • juris imprudent

        Oh man, that pops a Burning Man memory up – naturists with child vs. law enforcement.

      • nw

        “Masks turn down the effectiveness of human “technology,” by making it hard for
        us to “read” each other and to pick up social cues.”

        Uh… I was never all that good at it in the first place. Finally, some
        equity for the socially inept. Let’s keep the masks forever, equity
        demands it.

    • Urthona

      what about the severe economic consequences?

      I can say for an absolute fact that I’ve been avoiding shopping in person and many are annoyed at other places.

      • grrizzly

        I only shop in person for groceries and liquor. I’ve always preferred shopping online to visiting local stores. Now I would perhaps make an effort to support small local businesses but I don’t patronize them if they yell “do you have a mask?”

      • Urthona

        Evidence suggests it massively accelerated that. It crushed local small businesses where people like to go and browse.

      • db

        For me, it has highlighted the difficulties with online shopping. I never tried to buy clothing online until this past year, and I hope I never have to again. Amazon can’t even get undershirts right–there are so many counterfeit offerings out there sold under brand names. I defy you to get an actual Hanes comfortsoft long undershirt on Amazon. Even socks don’t come as advertised.

      • Count Potato

        Hanes has their own website.

      • db

        Thanks

      • rhywun

        I bought a set of cheese-cloth type dish towels and then a few weeks later I decided I wanted an additional set. The second set was of noticeably lower quality.

        Yeah, it’s frustrating AF.

      • rhywun

        Lots of not-so-small businesses, too. Especially department stores which were already on the edge.

      • Urthona

        Yeah. I mean it’s a possible argument that some of these places were doomed, but I hate forcing winners.

      • rhywun

        There is a small NYC-based chain with an outlet within walking distance here in outer Brooklyn. (It’s the original location mentioned in the link – I did not know that.) Half my kitchen goods and clothes came from there. The location across from the WTC was hugely popular with tourists. They went out of business a couple months ago after making a big deal of re-opening last summer.

    • Sean

      Mask ears. ?

    • Tonio

      But a million ear and face rashes are a reasonable price to pay if it saves even one life. #precautionaryprinciple

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Through this agreement,” he added, “all of the plaintiffs will recover our legal expenses and more importantly, thousands of honest California citizens will be able to comply with the law.

    Won’t somebody think of the good Germans Californians?

    • juris imprudent

      Everyone with a brain that wasn’t absolutely chained to the state has already left. My sympathies to those who can’t hacksaw through the shackles. Those staying for the shekels can fuck themselves.

    • nw

      “days”. You slay me.

    • Urthona

      Biden is claiming that the previous assault weapons ban reduced mass shootings.

    • db

      haha, the NFA doesn’t work that way 🙁

    • LCDR_Fish

      According to duck duck go ugolini.co.th is a truffle bar in Bangkok. Is that a reputable source of info?

      • Sean

        I dunno. Gf came home talking about and I just posted the first link that came up.

      • Sean

        Is it cuz they’re Asian?

        Racist!

      • juris imprudent

        They are appropriate truffle culture.

      • juris imprudent

        appropriating goddamit

    • Count Potato

      The Shat turned 90 yesterday.

      • juris imprudent

        Barn owners got a new horse – named Denny; I immediately asked Crane?

  21. Hank

    ‘Democratic Sen. Tammy Duckworth [D-IL] vows to stall Biden nominees over lack of Asians…

    ‘Duckworth has the power to single-handedly tank contentious nominees in the evenly divided Senate, though some of Biden’s nominees have passed with significant Republican support.

    ‘“There’s no AAPI representation in the cabinet. There’s not a single AAPI in a cabinet position. That’s unacceptable,” Duckworth told reporters at the Capitol, using a term for Asian-Americans and Pacific islanders….

    ‘[Jennifer] Dillon, Biden’s 2020 campaign manager, allegedly suggested to Duckworth that Asian-Americans should be content with Vice President Kamala Harris’ role.”…

    ‘…”And that’s not something you would say to the black caucus, ‘Well, you have Kamala, we’re not going to put any more African-Americans in the cabinet because you have Kamala.’”’

    ‘…[The Thai-born] “Duckworth said, “I will vote for racial minorities and I will vote for LGBTQ, but anybody else I’m not voting for.”’

    https://nypost.com/2021/03/23/sen-tammy-duckworth-vows-to-stall-biden-nominees-over-lack-of-asians/

    • leon

      I like how there are attempts at posturing Kamala as an Asian, who is down with the asian community, after her whole career of her trying to appeal to the African American community.

      • Hank

        A woman, an asian and a black person walk into a bar.

        “Hi, Kamala, the usual?” the bartender asks.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Duckworth is a woke idiot. She’s doesn’t give a shit about governance, just appearance.

    • Swiss Servator

      “I will vote for racial minorities and I will vote for LGBTQ, but anybody else I’m not voting for.”

      Good to see Ol’ Senator Way-Over-Her-Head has some mighty fine principles there…

      • juris imprudent

        She could’ve been mayor of Rock Ridge.

    • rhywun

      Shut up, racist.

      Fuck.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Is it my imagination or did the AAPI acronym just pop up out of nowhere?

      • Count Potato

        I don’t remember hearing it before.

    • Lady Z

      How about the best qualified person for….nevermind.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    I’m amazed the google newz algorithm let that City Journal mask article through.

  23. Gadfly

    He may be an ass, but he’s still not wrong.

    That may as well have been his campaign slogan. From what I’ve read, his opponents hit him hard on his asssholishness and bigotry, he never apologized or walked it back, and he got elected anyway because he pointed out that the ruling class was corrupt and the people were like, yeah, they totally are, screw them.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Now do the rest of clothing

    /Naturists

    Seriously. How will she know how much i like her if i have to wear pants on our first date?

    • Hank

      How would she know it’s because of her?

      • nw

        Relying on people’s narcissism isn’t usually a recipe for failure.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Justice tax

    A change in the way Uncle Sam taxes the wealth, capital gains and estates of the super wealthy may be on the table, according to tax experts.

    The White House and congressional Democrats have eyed higher taxes to raise trillions of dollars in additional revenue to, for example, improve the country’s infrastructure and combat climate change.

    President Joe Biden and his advisors are considering up to $3 trillion in new spending for such endeavors, The New York Times reported Monday.

    ——-

    The Biden tax plan would up the capital gains tax for millionaires to 39.6% — the same rate at which the president would tax job income for high earners.

    Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen told the Senate in January that this change to capital gains taxes was a long-term goal of the Biden administration.

    “We recognize that our tax system cannot be tilted toward corporate interests and the wealthy, while those that are sustained predominately by wages bear an unequal burden,” she said in written testimony during her confirmation hearing.

    The capital gains policy could stretch beyond the consistently rich, though.

    Eggs will be broken. Omelettes will be made. Just as long as the sinners suffer in the lake of fire.

    • rhywun

      raise trillions of dollars

      LOL sure why not? That will totally happen.

      • Swiss Servator

        Nobody will change behavior at all! Never have, never will.

    • Urthona

      This would make the United States the second highest capital gains tax on Earth.

      • Urthona

        I stand corrected. Denmark reduced theirs. It would make us the highest.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      If corporate taxes were zero, I’d have no problem treating capital gains as ordinary income.

      • Urthona

        Isn’t there a point where they actually are treated as ordinary income?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I am not a tax accountant, but I think long term capital gains (>1 year) have a lower rate than ordinary income. The justification is that capital gains are basically double taxed because the corporation already paid taxes on the money earned and also because inflation means that the basis price in current dollars is higher than in nominal dollars.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        And to more directly answer your question, I think short term capital gains are taxed as ordinary income.

      • SandMan

        Any gains in a 401k are taxed as ordinary income, didn’t realize the significance of that until recently.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    In order to pay for it — and get around rules regarding how congressional analysts calculate the nation’s debt — the legislation calls for the U.S. Mint to create two trillion-dollar coins that would then be purchased by the Federal Reserve, which helps manage the nation’s money supply.

    I hope they mint them out of lead, or maybe tin.

    Or just find a couple of old-timey metal junction box knock-outs.

    • Hank

      So they’re taking hints from Simpson’s episodes now?

    • db

      Any idea on energy/mass density?

    • db

      Wow, reading that article, you *really* don’t want to try to use water to extinguish a fire on a vehicle powered by that stuff. Ever heard of fires on Mg block VW engines? hoo boy, this would be way roastier.

    • db

      I couldn’t findwas too lazy to look for the energy requirements for the regeneration reaction Mg(OH)2 —> MgH2 +O2 but it has to be somewhat difficult and energy intensive. Likely a high temperature calcination, possibly with an added reducing agent to improve first pass efficiency.

      • Timeloose

        Magnesium powder is combined with hydrogen to form magnesium hydride in a process conducted at 350 °C and five to six times atmospheric pressure. An ester and a metal salt are then added in order to form the finished product.

        Looks like a somewhat lower temp reaction than the original process

        They are likely using a fine nano powdered Mg to reduce the process temperature.

      • db

        Yeah, but I’m talking about the regeneration process. Using the paste to generate hydrogen leaves you with a tank of aqueous Mg(OH)2 which has to be discarded or regenerated somehow.

      • db

        The ball mill nano production is a good way to go–extremely fine milling definitely helps reduce overall energy requirements, but having operated ball mills with coal before, I wonder just how scary it will be to do so with hydrogen gas and magnesium metal involved!

        I understand it’s probably a wet ball milling process, but still…that’s a lot of flammables. The damn ball mill would have to be lined with non-sparking material (not hard to do) and the media would be some sort of ceramic–certainly wouldn’t want to use steel in a production mill if there’s much air inleakage to the process. Hydrogen embrittlement might be a problem long term for the mills and other process equipment.

      • Timeloose

        Ok I see. That would need to be a high temp process like calcining.

        It seems like it is energy intensive on both ends.

  27. Shpip

    Remember when you were a little kid, and you would hold a toy plane at arm’s length and make whoosh noises and pretend it was flying?

    Florida Man sez “Hold my excavator.”

    • Count Potato

      I don’t think that’s the right link.

      • Shpip

        Dammit!

        I hate it when I do that.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    How about the best qualified person for….nevermind.

    *guffaws, slaps knee, falls out of rocking chair*

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m so glad to be in a position where i don’t have to deal with this Idiocracy, it just keeps going, the relentless Destruction of our Culture,

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Shut up, racist.

    Fuck.

    More obsessed with race than Jefferson Davis.

  30. westernsloper

    That was spending half a Saturday replacing my son’s aluminum bat. Turns out it only good for curveballs now…

    That went over my head, both myself and my kid sucked at baseball.

    • UnCivilServant

      Have you since figured it out?

      • westernsloper

        Nope.

      • UnCivilServant

        The bat in the picture is bent. The handle is supposed to be in line with the center axis of the wide portion.

    • westernsloper

      Fuck the NAP I want to punch her in the throat.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I…. I…. just…. I can’t…..

      *rummages around for revolver*

  31. Count Potato

    “Joy Reid claims ANY and ALL gun control measures (so presumably the banning of assault weapons, confiscations, etc.) would be constitutional because the text of #2A “includes the words ‘well regulated’ and it talks about militias” so “it is irrelevant to gun reform””

    https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/1374500550801125383

    CWAA

    • Galt1138

      Well regulated in that context means TO KEEP REGULAR, you petty tyrant idiot!

  32. limey

    I ran over a bunny rabbit ?

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m guessing you didn’t do it on purpose.

      Is your car okay?

    • Wood Chipped Wednesday

      Correction, Apparently it automatically does it.