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Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

311 Comments

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, I’ve been thrown off. I just got an email from a guy who shares a first name with one of my direct reports and a last name with another, so I was unsure of why someone from my team was sending me this almost random sounding email about a process we don’t monitor. Took my a while to realize it was someone from another agency entirely.

      • rhywun

        Ha.

        There is a guy at my company who shares my first name and four out of the six letters in my last name.

        I only know this because I get occasional emails from boss-boss forwarded from him.

      • Ted S.

        Thankfully I have a very unusual last name.

        When I was young, we had a phone number that had two numbers flipped from one of the local print shops. We got a ton of wrong-number calls.

      • Gender Traitor

        Once the local off-brand phone directory misprinted the number of a pizza place with my number.

        That was a bad year.

      • Gender Traitor

        Or the Beige Pages or something. I’m repressing the memory as hard as I can.

      • juris imprudent

        Hahahaha – when we were in San Diego there had just been an area code split and our number in the new area code (858) was the number for a pizza place in the old 619. A year? No, we got calls for pizza for many years.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        My phone number in Jr year in college was one digit off from the Secret Service

      • Count Potato

        Who was President?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        George H W Bush

  1. Count Potato

    “Ghislaine Maxwell’s little black book sealed by court”

    This is my shocked face.

    • WTF

      I am at a loss as to what legitimate purpose this could possibly serve.

      • Drake

        “Justice” was never the purpose of this exercise.

    • creech

      On the other hand, they could just be names in your address book with no foul intentions intended. I think we all keep contacts of folks who aren’t involved in the foul businesses we orphan-enslaving, Zardoz- worshipping Glibs get up to.

      • cyto

        Yeah, I would expect the addresses and phone numbers in any address book to be redacted.

        And I would also expect that a social climber like this would have the names and numbers of every rich person who is involved in philanthropy.

        Of much more interest is the flight manifest, particular particularly for flights headed to the private island.

    • Don escaped Cancun

      It’s probably not true. Where’s the link to the court order?

      • juris imprudent

        I’m sure it is true, the pilot logs were entered as evidence with massive redactions.

  2. Sean

    Happy New Years Eve y’all.

    Next year will be better, right?

    • Count Potato

      Well, I’m hoping covid will be over.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was over two years ago.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Well, I just had it in December and despite that, my ass is clenched waiting to see if the Supreme Court decides in January I should be vaccinated anyway (or tested?) for something that wasn’t pleasant but I did kick.

      • Tres Cool

        Thats both of us. If I knew today that I had to endure another 2 weeks like that, I may re-think my position on a vaccination that reduces the symptoms. However, since none of them have convinced me, Ill stick with whatever natural immunity my body has put together.

      • invisible finger

        You only endured two weeks like that because the official government stance is to withhold treatment for the illness.

      • Drake

        ^ This.

        If you had become gravely ill, they would have put you in a hospital, watched you die, and blamed it on your lack of vaccine or booster shots.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        My employer has been pretty good about not forcing it on us. There was the hilarious two week period in June or July where they did do the bracelet thing, report your vaccination and get a bracelet that allows you to not wear a mask. Of course, it was short-lived and now everyone wears a mask when not at their desks (because, well who knows).

        They still haven’t said anything about the possibility of it going into effect in January.

      • rhywun

        Someone linked an article last night that mentioned Deblasio’s mandate for all private employees that supposedly took effect several days ago. Amusingly, it has not been mentioned in the local press that I have seen since the original announcement. I have a feeling that it isn’t going anywhere – unlike Deblasio who retires in fifteen hours and twenty-eight minutes.

      • Lazer

        Add me to that list, except the covid part. According to work memo it will be Feb 20th if SCOTUS doesn’t do the correct thing. According to my direct boss, we are in a satellite depot with 5 people, one of us will have to be certified to test or go to a testing site. Will have to see how onerous the testing will be and how much they will enforce the mask BS. Told my direct that I wouldn’t wear a mask, he said then I would have to write ya up. Well, do what ya gotta do, (callin’ it you’re job ole hoss sure don’t make it right) this is my line in the sand.

      • R C Dean

        Mine is boosters. Will not take. I’ll wear a mask if you pay me enough, and that’s it (the sole exception being to fly to visit my parents, and if my plans for detaching from the office work out, not even that).

      • Drake

        Just got an email from my employer. They are gearing up to fire the unvaxxed like me the minute the Supremes give them the go-ahead. The fact that they are down to skeleton crews in some departments due to vaccinated people getting covid while I’ve never taken a sick day doesn’t seem to matter.

      • Chafed

        Their bankruptcy will come as a surprise to everyone.

      • juris imprudent

        Another casualty of COVID!

      • Sean

        It’s not holding up my daily life.

      • Tres Cool

        Is viral hurricane just a really bad cytokine storm ?

      • rhywun

        I thought it was the new Carpenter Brut single.

      • Ted S.

        Is Carpenter Brut on top of the world?

      • Not Adahn

        I think it’s I. B. McGinty wears.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Those vaccines are working great!

      • Chafed

        Kudos to Joe for shutting down the virus.

      • Nephilium

        Look, just imagine how much worse it would have been if people didn’t get vaxxed!

        It really does seem that now is when we’re getting the spread that everyone was predicting back in March 2020. My niece (vaxxed), just popped positive for ‘vid.

    • DEG

      Happy New Year!

      Next year better be better.

  3. Count Potato

    “The sports publication, which was impressive once upon a time”

    Citation needed.

    • UnCivilServant

      There are many ways to impress.

      Once upon a time it was easier to impress with stupidity, for example.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      They did have a sizeable reader base. It will be interesting to see how long Defector actually lasts.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Global warming; there’s nothing it cannot do.

    • invisible finger

      It can’t make people smarter nor honest.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, I think certain groups/people are very honest with each other about how much money its netting them.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    That Deadspin article might as well be written in cuneiform.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    It can’t make people smarter nor honest.

    It’s a fair cop.

    • Festus

      My “studies” Degree belies that fact!

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Formergeneral spouts vapid nonsense

    I’m a huge fan of Secretary [of Defense Lloyd] Austin, a huge fan of the team that he has put together and the uniformed military under General Milley. They’re just superb. And I am confident that the best men and women in the U.S. and in our military will be outstanding. I just don’t want the doubt that has compromised or infected the greater population of the United States to infect our military.

    ——-

    I had a conversation with somebody about my age and we were talking about civics lessons, liberal arts education, and the development of the philosophical underpinnings of the U.S. Constitution. And I believe that bears a re-teach to make sure that each and every 18-year-old American truly understands the Constitution of the United States, how we got there, how we developed it and what our forefathers wanted us to understand years down the road. That’s an important bit of education that I think that we need to re-address.

    I believe that we need to wargame the possibility of a problem and what we are going to do. The fact that we were caught completely unprepared – militarily, and from a policing function – on January 6, is incomprehensible to me. Civilian control of the military is sacrosanct in the U.S. and that is a position that we need to reinforce.

    Are civics lessons ‘weak tea’ to stave off an insurrection?

    A component of that – unsaid – is that we all know each other very well. And if there is any doubt in the loyalty and the willingness to follow the Oath of the United States, the support and defend part of the U.S. Constitution, then those folks need to be identified and addressed in some capacity. When you talk to a squad leader, a staff sergeant, a nine man Rifle Squad, he knows his men and women very, very well.

    We just need more loyalty oaths. And fewer Republicans.

    I like how he alludes to a liberal arts education as a means to instill a uniform understanding of what America should be. I guess we threw that old “How to think, not what to think” canard over the side long ago.

    • Festus

      ^^^ see above comment.

    • rhywun

      They’re just superb.

      And… I’m out.

      • SDF-7

        Apparently the Afghanistan withdrawal (and lack of any consequence to the upper brass for it) is consigned to the memory bin now if he can make that statement.

        TL;DR — superb, my ass.

    • Ted S.

      Civilian control of the military is sacrosanct in the U.S. and that is a position that we need to reinforce.

      And yet everybody in the Beltway Class celebrated when the generals hid the truth from Trump about the number of people in Syria.

      • rhywun

        And apparently they don’t have a problem with the executive branch conducting a political purge of the military.

    • CPRM

      And if there is any doubt in the loyalty and the willingness to follow the Oath of the United States, the support and defend part of the U.S. Constitution, then those folks need to be identified and addressed in some capacity.

      And he thinks a different part should be defended than those he speaks of, which makes him correct and them DOODEY HEADS!

      • Festus

        Enjoyed your Power-point, Friend!

      • Fourscore

        CPRM does a great job entertaining some of the most discriminating people in the world. Certainly I discriminate as much as I can to whoever needs it the most.

      • Festus

        How’s the hip 4/20? Getting around?

    • juris imprudent

      Every general is a political officer – meaning, he’s a political beast as much as an officer, since his advancement depends on Congressional sponsorship. Every star just makes them more political and less officer.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    As the anniversary of the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol approaches, three retired U.S. generals have warned that another insurrection could occur after the 2024 presidential election and the military could instigate it.

    The generals – Paul Eaton, Antonio Taguba and Steven Anderson – made their case in a recent Washington Post Op-Ed. “In short: We are chilled to our bones at the thought of a coup succeeding next time,” they wrote.

    Paul Eaton, a retired U.S. Army major general and a senior adviser to VoteVets, spoke with NPR’s Mary Louise Kelly earlier this week.

    Believe him.

    He has looked into the heart of America’s Fighting Man, and what he has seen terrifies him.

    • rhywun

      We are chilled to our bones at the thought of a coup succeeding next time

      So am I. The last one almost gave us Hillary.

      • DrOtto

        Is it just me or has she been resurfacing again in the media? Just go away already Hillary.

      • Festus

        She still believes.

      • rhywun

        Yes, she’s hilariously trying to put the brakes on the Dem’s self-destruction.

      • juris imprudent

        Listen to meeeeee! After all, I’m the person responsible for Donald Trump winning the presidency!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The funny part is that she has a point.

      • rhywun

        Right?

    • Ted S.

      DeSantis could win in 2024, and Biden’s generals will instigate the coup?

      • juris imprudent

        THERE IS NO DESANTIS, ONLY TRUMP

      • Chafed

        That’s what I was thinking.

      • DEG

        #methree

      • R C Dean

        That is exactly what they are setting up. Repub President = coup. And the military has a sacred duty to install the Democrat, I mean, duly elected, President.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        DeSantis is pretty neocon on foreign policy. I’d bet they could find a way to coopt/tolerate him.

        Now a Rand Paul/Thomas Massie would not fly at all.

  9. R C Dean

    Well, our rulers have just removed any doubt that they are untouchable. I think we can safely conclude that Epstein and Maxwell were running an international trafficking and pedophilia operation. The one thing you’d think couldn’t be covered up. They had numbers of clients. Not a single one of whom will be prosecuted. Or even exposed to public shame.

    The entire thing has been buried. Epstein’s files “lost”. Maxwell’s files sealed by the court. All to no public outcry. Large chunks of our ruling class colluded in this. This and the treatment of the January 6 protestors are their proof of concept for their two tier society of untouchable global elites and disposable serfs.

    Plan accordingly.

    • Festus

      Sometimes I’m glad that I got old and never had children of my own. Right now is one of those times.

    • WTF

      They are so confident in their corruption they don’t even try to hide it.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, that’s part of what sparked a series of fiction I’ve got going for here. The idea that open corruption must be tolerated because there is no institution that will stand against it.

      • hayeksplosives

        No reasonable prosecutor…

    • Grummun

      And the jail guards getting cut loose. I think it not impossible that they were told someone was coming into the jail that night, and that they needed to make themselves scarce (this may not in truth have been a great deviation from their typical behavior). They got assurances of a perfunctory investigation with no chance of actual prison time, and paid something for the trouble.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    GENOCIDE

    South Africa lifted a midnight to 4 a.m. curfew on movement with immediate effect as it believes the country has passed the peak of its fourth Covid-19 wave driven by the Omicron variant, a cabinet statement said on Thursday.

    ——-

    “While the Omicron variant is highly transmissible, there has been lower rates of hospitalisation than in previous waves. This means that the country has a spare capacity for admission of patients even for routine health services,” the cabinet said.

    I’m not gonna lie. South Africa is not a country I would previously have thought of as an example of sane and rational public policy.

    • Festus

      What’s a few necklaces between those of us that agree to disagree?

    • Spudalicious

      South Africa has a kick ass medical system. That’s where the first heart transplant was done.

      • R C Dean

        They had one. Do they still? No idea.

      • slumbrew

        Still? That happened long before the ANC took over. I’d assume the medical system went downhill, along with everything else.

  11. Festus

    We should amend the Iron Laws with two new ones – “Never get comfortable, someone is always after your crumb no matter how paltry and insignificant!” and “No matter how wise you imagine yourself to be, there is always someone just a little more cunning than you!”

  12. Festus

    Thanks for the links, Banjos! Banjos gifs are the finest gifs but I’ll put Sloop’s hula-hoop girl right up there as well. Happy new year’s eve!

      • Ghostpatzer

        That’s insane. I’ll be in my bunk.

      • Festus

        Thanks, Buddy! I sorta needed that! Someone linked a hula hoop hippie girl a few months ago and I just kept watching it over and over and not for prurient reasons (although she was mighty pretty) but more for the joyful expressiveness.

      • Festus

        Truth to tell, I could go to any Country Fest 30 miles out of town and witness the same thing. Same (mostly) polite crowd, same music, same atmosphere. At least that used to be the way things were. Now we’re locked down tighter than a long-tailed cat’s asshole in a room full of rocking chairs.

      • Festus

        Jest wartched it agin! Don’t judge! Yesterday was a very bad day.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Just got an email from my employer. They are gearing up to fire the unvaxxed like me the minute the Supremes give them the go-ahead. The fact that they are down to skeleton crews in some departments due to vaccinated people getting covid while I’ve never taken a sick day doesn’t seem to matter.

    Don’t try to muddy the water with facts. The narrative has been carved in stone.

    • UnCivilServant

      Faake, portland doesn’t have any police left.

    • DrOtto

      I’ve noticed some transgenders try harder than others.

    • cyto

      Was she at least held in solitary confinement without bail or trial for a year?

  14. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’ all. The world is still crazy, I see; thanks for the updates, Banjos. I’ll be “celebrating” the New Year at home while my wife and kids are partying it up at the Jersey Shore. Fuck covid, and fuck the CDC/Big Pharma. As invisible finger pointed out “You only endured two weeks like that because the official government stance is to withhold treatment for the illness.” Official government stance, backed by force as always.

    • Festus

      Yeah. The black pill is trending strong with your Canadastani friend this morning. Sorry for your troubles.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Meanwhile, down on the plantation

    The “Madden NFL” video game franchise promoted by legendary NFL coach John Madden “dehumanized black athletes” and helped create a digital “plantation,” a college professor claimed this week.

    Andrew McGregor, who teaches history at Dallas College in Texas, further claimed that Madden “profited off of Black athletic labor and glamorized the violence inherent in the game.”

    Since posting the comments Tuesday, the same day Madden died at age 85, the professor, who is White, has locked his Twitter account, the Washington Examiner reported.

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    But several of the posts were saved by social media users, some of whom reacted to the remarks.

    “I have a lot of opinions on John Madden,” McGregor wrote in one post. “The creation of the Madden video game was not a great development for the U.S. It further glamorized violence and dehumanized black athletes, helping to establish plantation cosplay that has grown worse in the era of fantasy football.”

    Not fair. We hold the rights to plantation cosplay and exploitation of black people foe political and financial gain.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Imagine living hand to mouth off the crumbs of the owners like these poor exploited laborers, it’s appalling. I should start a GoFundMe. Who’s in?

      • Festus

        *Looks up from scrubbing their toilet bowl*

    • Count Potato

      Andrew McGregor sounds like an actual no shit racist.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Some of the comments above have coalesced in my head thusly:

    Ghislane Maxwell was chosen to be the sin eater. Her soul has been sacrificed. Now the book can be closed.

    • Festus

      That’s good!

    • Gender Traitor

      Ya reckon the National Endowment for the Arts will award a grant for THAT painting or sculpture?

  17. Ghostpatzer

    Life imitates Caddyshack

    A $51 million superyacht, Utopia IV — owned by multimillionaire JR Ridinger —rear-ended and sunk a gas tanker in the Bahamas on Christmas Eve.

    That was no yacht, ’twas SEA SMITH.

    • UnCivilServant

      Crew members were rescued by another passing superyacht, called Amara.

      You sink a ship and don’t even pick up the survivors?

      What an asshole.

      • Sean

        “Icky people on my yacht? Never! “

      • R C Dean

        Serious law of the sea violation.

      • Sean

        They might have to explain their underaged sex slaves aboard.

        *adjusts tin foil hat*

      • cyto

        Dude’s kid Tony is dating Mr. Increadible’s daughter…. He has a lot on his mind…

    • KSuellington

      Big hitter, the Utopia.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Mockery and scant regard

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) backtracked on a few more facets of COVID-19-related guidance this week, leaving the agency open to more social media mockery.

    This week the CDC admitted its initial estimates about the prevalence of the omicron variant were way off. A few days earlier, the agency also revealed it was shortening the length of quarantine for COVID patients from 10 days to five if they were asymptomatic at that time.

    Those walk backs followed a series of other confusing announcements from the CDC, including fluctuating guidance on masks. The agency initially said only unvaccinated individuals should wear face coverings, until July, when the CDC changed course to say vaccinated individuals should resume wearing masks in certain situations.

    The zigzagging nature of the CDC’s COVID guidance prompted Twitter users to share some of what they believed to be the CDC’s next “recommendations.”

    “The CDC recommends you put pineapple on your pizza,” Sen. Josh Hawley’s, R-Mo., press secretary Abigail Marone tweeted in jest.

    “The CDC now recommends liquor before beer, you’re in the clear,” GOP senior producer Lindsay Wigo offered.

    The CDC is such a fucking clown show. How can any rational person take them seriously?

    • Festus

      We are a tiny minority, P. Brooks. We’re the ones that mutter under our our breath “and yet it still moves”.

      • juris imprudent

        Ain’t that the sad truth.

        I have never been a fan of sheeple, but goddamn, what else can you call people with that kind of herd mentality?

    • Gender Traitor

      Which Glibbroad is Abigail Marone??

  19. Ghostpatzer

    Some people can’t handle the truth

    Right-wing commentator John Cardillo tweeted, “Dan, Remember when you and your producer fabricated memos to derail Bush 43’s presidency, but you were caught, fired, and shamed off air? Remember that truth?”

    LOLOLOL

  20. The Late P Brooks

    You sink a ship and don’t even pick up the survivors?

    Let them get their own yachts if they want to keep their feet dry.

    • Festus

      Just send the bouncing bubbles ala The Prisoner.

    • CPRM

      We should get the DC area Glibs to do something similar with Hat and Hair stuff cum Jan 6.

    • juris imprudent

      To borrow from Brooks, How can any rational person take them seriously?

    • Ghostpatzer

      That is priceless. Amazing how easy it is to gin up a panic. “Boston Strong” indeed.

      • invisible finger

        Boston Chicken

    • DEG

      I remember that.

      People were seriously thinking that the Moonite device could have brought I-93 down.

      I went to see “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” after the incident. Had I had the time to do so, I would have gone down to Boston to watch it.

    • MikeS

      That made me laugh

    • Ted S.

      I hate the trend of Twitter users retweeting TikTok videos.

      • UnCivilServant

        I hate the trend of not executing people associated with TikTok.

      • Festus

        Even the “And why aren’t you in uniform!” girls? It was funny and cute the first couple of times. TikTok is cancer.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Certain death

    “We are going to see the number of cases in this country rise so dramatically, we are going to have a hard time keeping everyday life operating,” Dr. Michael Osterholm, an infectious disease expert at the University of Minnesota, told MSNBC.

    “The next month is going to be a viral blizzard,” he said. “All of society is going to be pressured by this.”

    Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious disease official, on Wednesday said cases will likely rise throughout January, a warning echoed by the governor of Louisiana, where hospitalizations have more than tripled in the past two weeks.

    “We are still at the very beginning of this current surge,” John Bel Edwards told a news conference on Thursday. “January is going to be very, very challenging.”

    U.S. health officials have said early data show Omicron appears less severe but have continued to push vaccinations, masks and physical distancing. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has also issued new guidelines shortening isolation and quarantine periods, which have been criticized by some disease experts

    There will be so many bodies piled in the streets we’ll have to use low yield tactical nuclear weapons to dispose of them.

    • Drake

      Sounds like another Shovel Ready infrastructure project.

    • invisible finger

      Sounds like a blizzard of testing, not a blizzard of actual illness.

    • Chafed

      I love the headline. Not an ounce of skepticism about the covid experts.

    • UnCivilServant

      Yeah, why is the gunner’s seat so poorly situated? Shouldn’t the gunner have better support?

      • UnCivilServant

        Also, wouldn’t the gunner be kicking the driver in the head?

      • LJW

        The gunner is the driver. The vehicle is propelled by the 50 cal. It’s designed for tactical retreats.

    • limey

      I like almond milk. I take offense at being called a soy boy; I am clearly an almond boy.

      • Sean

        Almond milk is a lil bland. I prefer the coconut almond milk blend. Unsweetened, of course.

        I don’t like the texture of cashew almond milk.

      • limey

        Is cashew almond milk actually cashew milk? There are so many options for almond milk. I go with roasted unsweetened. Unroasted might be bland in comparison ?‍♂️

      • MikeS

        Almond milk is great. I like it better than cow milk.

    • SDF-7

      Stability when the gun is at 90 degrees to the car leaps to mind. Especially when recoil then kicks in.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t need to worry about that, the gunner won’t be able to reposition to that angle of attack, you have to reposition the vehicle.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Like “Where can I get one?”

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Yeah, why is the gunner’s seat so poorly situated? Shouldn’t the gunner have better support?

    Irrelevant. That Isetta will flip over as soon as the trigger is pulled.

    • Plisade

      Turn the weapon 180 and drive in reverse?

  23. Shpip

    Annual PSA: Please get home early tonight, or at least be very careful on the roads. Lots of people will be drinking to excess and letting their wives drive.

    • Festus

      Been there. Lived that. She only totalled one car. We don’t get out much, anymoooore…

    • SDF-7

      “This is why there are no Libertarian women” ™

    • Lazer

      ? count me as one of those

    • MikeS

      Amateur Night

    • Festus

      Mid-terms a-comin’!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Political realities are interfering with his agenda.

      This could get interesting.

      • Festus

        Dems are like your older sibling when a prank went wrong, Mom and Dad will be home soon and they need to hide the scorched part of the carpet and quickly apply some cover-up for your black eye. Nothing to see here, nothing at all!

    • invisible finger

      Same applies for adults, Dr. Farici.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, that was my first thought. “Now do the ‘deaths’ statistic over the past couple of years, you abhorrent gnome…”

  24. Count Potato

    “NY State Department of Health warns they don’t have enough Paxlovid or Monoclonal Antibody Treatment and white people need not apply.”

    https://twitter.com/karol/status/1476735058824339457

    It doesn’t actually say that, but it does say “Non-white race or Hispanic/Latino ethnicity should be considered a risk factor”.

    • Chafed

      Don’t worry. Their governor just canceled all elective surgeries. If anyone knows what they are doing, it’s her. ?

  25. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Sage Steele is HAWT.

    And a no-nonsense woman. Deadspin is for losers.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Disinfo

    The majority of children hospitalized in recent weeks with serious cases of COVID-19 at one major New York City pediatric center had underlying conditions or were adolescents, a doctor told The Post.

    Most younger children admitted to Northwell Health’s pediatric ICU amid a wave of Omicron were immunosuppressed, had cancer or other preexisting problems, said Dr. Matthew Harris, who specializes in pediatric emergency medicine.

    “The majority of kids we’re seeing in the ICU had preexisting health conditions or are adolescents with symptoms much like adults,” he said. “We are seeing very few young children under 5 and infants in the ICU. Their cases are overwhelmingly more mild.”

    Get your healthy child triple-vaxxed or s/he will DIE!

  27. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Just got an email from one of my local hospital chains.

    Apparently the ERs are overrun with people seeking testing and they’re telling people who aren’t actually physically ill to GTFO.

    • UnCivilServant

      What sort of people with no symptoms are going to the ER?

      I don’t want to deal with anyone unless I’m in pain, or bleeding, or otherwise got a problem I know I can’t deal with on my own.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The uninsured, the neurotic, and now, most of the country because of two-years of propaganda.

      • invisible finger

        Also, people who spent $400 for a New Years Eve party ticket and just found out they need proof of vax+booster or a negative test to have the ticket honored.

      • UnCivilServant

        Show up, kill the bouncer, kill the managers who decided on the policy, party anyway.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

      • Nephilium

        Then there’s some of us who bought tickets to an event only to have the event cancelled. Thankfully, there are other options in the area.

      • Plisade

        The corporation I work for will give employees up to 5 days paid ‘ronacation for positive tests. If you’re out sick and get a negative result, you’ve gotta use your sick time or the time out is unpaid. Incentives.

      • Spudalicious

        People who were only exposed and have been taught to freak the fuck out.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yep. Also heard a rumor that many doctors are turning away people from their offices if they are sick and having them go to clinics/ERs. I take that as “I don’t want to deal with your craziness, go there, they will placate you”.

    • Sean

      This was all over the local news reports this morning.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s happening here. There are a lot of doctors offices closed due to illness, but even without that, if you need a Covid test they only do that at an urgent care or ER. I was in urgent care yesterday and luckily got there during a lull. When I left the waiting room was full and more people were walking in. My SIL works at an urgent care and she said all of them were like that.

  28. UnCivilServant

    After a year, my brokerage account… has lost $250 from where it started (not adjusted for inflation)

    • KSuellington

      Wait a second, you lost money in a stock investment account from Dec 2020 to Dec 2021? Is that possible?

      • UnCivilServant

        I bought CDPR the day before Cyberpunk 2077 released.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m holding onto it until they recover.

        Two of the funds underperformed.

        Oh, and GW decided to piss off the fanbase while launching a joke of a streaming service.

        Pretty much one mutual fund is doing most of the offsetting for the losses. My one share of Pepsico is doing all right, but that’s only one share.

      • KSuellington

        Ok, so self managed, I didn’t know if you should fire your broker. For what it is worth I have done well by Betterment. I gave them half my money and invested the other half myself in a mix of ETF’s and individual stocks and both accounts are basically tracking similar. In October I got spooked and sold half my stocks and moved them into bonds as I thought we were about to see a market crash. That, of course, hasn’t happened yet.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah; my account (mutual funds/ETFs; about 70-30 stocks/bonds) rose about 12% this year.

    • Fourscore

      You’re a lucky guy, sell, take a loss and write it off on your taxes. Silver lining.
      Do it quick, last day to lose money this year.

      • UnCivilServant

        No.

        I’m going to hold onto it until I get my money back. If I tried to claim the loss on my taxes, it would hurt me more than just carrying the shares.

        Besides, the brokerage is already closed for the year. Any trades now will happen next year.

      • slumbrew

        Plus the loses can only be used to offset capital gains, not as a general deduction.

      • Fourscore

        You could have sold, taken a loss, bought the stock back again after the first of the year.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Damn! where did they all come from?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh #5…to be young again with the knowledge I have now..

      • Q Continuum

        The best advice I ever got in high school was from my older cousin (a womanizer or truly epic proportions): embrace rejection and always approach the hottest girl in the room. Bedding hot girls is a numbers game in which your rejection to success ratio will always be high and you have to learn to let that roll off your back or you’ll never get anywhere, and the hottest girl in the room often doesn’t get approached frequently because people are intimidated. Further, if she rejects you, her not-quite-as-hot-but-still-attractive friends will be available and flattered that you’d “lower” yourself to them.

      • Festus

        Where might we find these stone tablets, O Wise One? Always punch above your class. This is known! If it worked for broke-assed, middling me it can work for damn near everyone. Attitude is the key, fear is the enemy. Don’t approach a woman like she is the tiger. Approach her as as another human and interact as such. No games, no bullshit. Honesty is the best policy and humor is your friend. If you get shot down, so what? Nearly 4 billion other ones out there that might take a liking to you.

      • UnCivilServant

        The women who take a liking to me are always older and married.

        Since “unattached” is one of my main criteria, that’s a problem.

    • Festus

      Thanks for the sundresses yesterday, Friend Q!

    • SDF-7

      Q — think I found your theme music.

      Better than this, obviously. That’s for some of your Daily Mail links.

    • DEG

      Face diaper for the opener invalidates the whole gallery.

  29. straffinrun

    ? Happy New Year!

    • Ownbestenemy

      You too Straff. Now go kick some babies

      • straffinrun

        That sounds like something I may have said but forgot about.

      • Festus

        Is January 1st a big deal in Nippon? I honestly don’t know.

      • straffinrun

        Sure. It’s a party. Places were packed. Everybody masked up, but normal otherwise.

      • invisible finger

        Can you buy teenage girl’s used face masks from vending machines? Asking for a friend.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Same to you. What’s 2022 like so far? Is it worth getting out of bed for?

      • straffinrun

        Depends who’s in there with ya.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s also a tidbit in there about the era in which Reason would challenge the orthodoxy on truly sensitive topics. An era long since gone.

    • straffinrun

      Heard RFK on Tom Woods last week. I’m gonna save this article for when I’m sober. How deep, I dunno, but there certainly is some nasty corruption in Fauci’s past.

      • Gustave Lytton

        At the very least, his long tenure at NIH and the unit he runs has the same corruption problem that J Edgar’s similar reign did at the FBI and for the same reasons.

    • Count Potato

      The question I would ask, was there anyone who had AIDS who wasn’t HIV positive?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t know, but when the guy who discovered the virus says it’s not the cause and the guy who developed the test for it says it’s not the cause, it’s probably worth investigating further.

        The point that they make is that much like COVID, those who challenged the narrative were not debated, they were silenced and/or destroyed.

      • invisible finger

        “I AM JUNK SCIENCE!!”

      • Count Potato

        “The point that they make is that much like COVID, those who challenged the narrative were not debated, they were silenced and/or destroyed.”

        I don’t think it’s the guy who invented the test for it, but I agree with that part.

      • invisible finger

        Just for the record, I have always been pro-Vax. I think the PDP-11 was an historically important piece of technology.

        /ubernerd

      • invisible finger

        The next question you should ask, would everyone be HIV positive if enough PCR test cycles are run?

        That was Mullis’ issue with Fauci: Correlation does not prove causation.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think they use PCR for HIV. Pretty sure it’s still ELISA, then Western-Blot. Not that’s foolproof either. I once got a false positive.

      • invisible finger

        ELISA is a PCR test

    • Q Continuum

      How unfortunate for the fact that I was compelled to use condoms during my wasted youth.

      While I wouldn’t jump to “HIV is harmless”, I would consider the possibility that the drugs made it much worse given what Fauci et. al. have done the past two years. It would also account for HIV/AIDS becoming largely a non-issue as drugs have improved.

      However, I would need to see lots of solid evidence to support this.

      • cyto

        Dammit…. I wrote a long and detailed reply to this, and I got logged out while typing and lost the whole thing.

        Ok, short version:. This is nonsense.

        I was there. Aids was a death sentence at the beginning. 2 years, max. And an ugly death. Gay men were dropping like flies

        I worked at the Yerkes Primate Center at the time, so I knew people researching the virus. It is well understood and the mechanisms of how it attacks the body are well understood.

        There was a prominent researcher at the time who kept claiming that drug abuse was the cause of AIDS and not HIV. What was excusable inquiry in 1984 became completely nutty by 1988.

        AZT allowed some people to survive a few years longer. It was nasty with side effects… But life expectancy went up. The cocktails that followed turned it into a chronic infection that you can live with instead of a death sentence.

        But don’t get it twisted. HIV will kill you dead… Pretty close to certainty, with a case fatality rate over 90% for untreated HIV. And it does exactly this in large numbers in Africa today.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Fair enough, I’m not making judgements.

        I’m making the point that nothing in regards to public health under Fauci should be taken for granted now. If luminaries like Duesberg and Montagnier have doubts, then it’s definitely worth re-examining and not accepting the party line as gospel. My guess is that the truth is somewhere in between and more complicated than the simple explanations provided.

      • l0b0t

        Have you stumbled across the “poppers (inhaling *nitrites) causes AIDS” theory folk yet? They’re fun.

  30. cyto

    So, I just went down a short but odd rabbit hole on Google.

    Who has the most Facebook followers?

    Barak Obama. 130 million. Leads by a wide margin. Only politician.

    Hmm.

    How many fake accounts follow Barak Obama?

    This crossed me over to Twitter. It also came up with a bunch of articles headlining how Trump has fake followers. Buried in there are numbers from 40-50+% of Obama followers are fake.

    And an announcement that the Barak Obama account is managed by somethingorother for progress .. his nonprofit front.

    And then….

    A message on the account… “Archbishop Desmund Tutu was my mentor and my friend”…

    What an odd thing for an account run by a political organization to tweet out. A message of personal friendship with a deceased world leader… Written by what is probably a millennial marketing major who doesn’t know either Tutu or Obama.

    And that is where I jumped out of the rabbit hole, with more questions than answers… Like, how is Justin Bieber number 2 behind Obama?

    • Festus

      Beiber-Bits

    • Q Continuum

      “40-50+% of Obama followers are fake”

      Not surprising in the slightest. The irony of course being that TEH YOOTZ (the ones you’d try to impress with those numbers) are largely dropping Facebook, and to a lesser extent Twitter, for TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram*.

      *research done anecdotally by talking to the early and mid 20-something new hires at my office. To wit: “old people use Facebook and Twitter, my friends and I have accounts but never go there.”

      • cyto

        The article snippets published under the Google search results seemed to indicate that about 40% fake is a normal number for political Facebook pages

      • cyto

        Even so, why would 50 or 80 million people be following Barack Obama? I mean, I suppose that it could just be inertia. I guess you have to unfollow someone to stop following them. But really, even hardcore Democrats shouldn’t be following Obama or Clinton. That isn’t where the action is. If you were hyperpolitical, I would assume you would be following AOC or some journalist.

      • Gustave Lytton

        You’re not limited to following one person. Like a lot of celebrities, it’s easy to click follow and ignore pretty much everything else.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it has always been my impression that “following” someone is 100% meaningless.

      • cyto

        So…. Inertia.

      • rhywun

        dropping Facebook, and to a lesser extent Twitter, for TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram

        Makes perfect sense that they’re choosing the three platforms inarguably worse than Facebook and Twitter.

      • cyto

        I have a 9th grader.

        Absolutely zero of them are on Twitter or Facebook. They Snapchat and TikTok. They don’t even Instagram.

        They watch YouTube and twitch.

        They even set up twitch streams just so they can virtually hang out and play video games together. So you will see some kid streaming a game on twitch, and 3 people following, all talking on facetime…. Just like you would do in the den on the couch taking turns playing some FPS on XBox.

      • Count Potato

        TikTok is other Chinese virus.

    • invisible finger

      I have a facebook account (made like 12 years ago) but it is mostly fake. I assumed most facebook users would do the same since so many MySpace accounts were fake, but I underestimated how naiive people are.

  31. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Today in assuming the conclusion stupid: The Japanese are racist because they learned it from whites.

    Therefore, while white people are not the beneficiaries of structural power in Japan, ultimately whiteness is tied to global imperialism and power. Therefore, if one contextualizes Japan as a country within white supremacy’s global reach, we can see that Japan does not actively work to oppress and subjugate white people. Thus, the individual decisions of specific Japanese people to exclude white people cannot be characterized as racism, since racism relies on systemic power to exist.
    It is also my position that Japanese people have internalized the racial hierarchy of the United States in tandem with maintaining Japanese nationalism. It is the combination of these two histories that Japan justifies a racial hierarchy coded within it’s nationalism, and wields this particular structure of oppression as it sees fit to maintain global power and justify war crimes. In summary, 1) Japanese people can be racist towards black people because of their proximity to whiteness under US racial hierarchy, 2) cannot be racist towards white people although some nationalistic policies (such as immigration) end up impacting white people, and 3) wields nationalism as the primary source of power to justify anti-Korean politics.

    • juris imprudent

      ultimately whiteness is tied to global imperialism and power

      I HAZ A HAMMER!!!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      This late 16th century Japanese monument made from Korean ears and noses says otherwise:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimizuka
      Those morons need to understand that people can be terrible regardless of skin color or national origin.

      • cyto

        Well, they could figure that out by just looking in a mirror.

      • Chafed

        Let me know when that happens.

    • invisible finger

      Fact checking: Japan’s Axis partners were white.

      Result: Mostly true.

  32. Festus

    Whelp, I’ve been trying to drink myself into a stupor but apparently I can even fail at that venture. I’ll persevere for awhile. About 25 below American here. After a couple of weeks you just get used to it. Sure have been burning up the gasoline budget, though. Fresh snow, locked into 4×4 and slick intersections. Weather is getting colder and the news just keeps getting worserer.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      we are at 25+ today, just warm enough to turn the roads to snot, I think I’ll just stay home

      • Festus

        I’m glad that you found a new gig, Bob! It’s needful to be needed!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        NEED MOAR HOUUURZ

    • cyto

      What?

      How?

      I… Uh…..

      Nascar sponsorships are crazy expensive. Who is dropping that kind of cash on a fake cryptocurrency with a name like LGBcoin? Are people really going to start investing because you memed it?

      Best case scenario this is a pyramid scheme, right?

      Who has millions to throw behind that?

      The Franklin Mint?

      • Ownbestenemy

        People with FU money in hopes that all the true NASCAR fans see the car and drop a few pennies into it? Plus look at all the free publicity they are getting.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Did Australia cancel the Sydney Harbor Bridge fireworks show?

    Abundance of caution, eh wot?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yeah that is nowhere near my list of ‘get out now!’.

    • cyto

      These letters are so dumb that I suspect they are as fake as the Penthouse Forum.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Any time spent observing humans should quell the notion that these are fakes.

      • cyto

        They could be a fictionalized version of a real letter…. I have known enough people in these scenarios to know, you ain’t getting a pithy 2 paragraph question out of anybody. A 20 page diatribe is far more likely.

        There is a Reddit for this…. And they do indeed look like these letters at the core (although they are long screeds, not punchy summaries). They all have a format of “spouse/partner is doing thing that loudly says they are not committed”…. “What should I do?”.

        It is usually clear that they are looking for confirmation of their desire to leave the relationship or their suspicion that their partner wants to leave.

        How do I know? Reddit correctly guessed that I would click on a suggestion and follow the rabbit down the hole. What a waste of time. Curse you, computer algorithms that know how to generate additional interaction and adhesion!!!

      • Chafed

        Take it back! I can’t hear you. La la la la la.

    • Not Adahn

      Eh, no weirder than someone with a shoe fetish. Might actually have the same root cause.

  34. Ownbestenemy

    It is the last day in which your age + year of birth equals the current year. Except for Straff, cause he is already in the future.

    • UnCivilServant

      You’re assuming no one here was born on 1/1.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh and thank you Timeloose…cause I will be buried in Elite Dangerous now.

    • R C Dean

      59 + 62 = 121, not 2021.

      • UnCivilServant

        I didn’t expect to have to repeat myself so soon.

        Ahem…

        UnCivilServant on December 31, 2021 at 10:25 am

        Never leave off the century digits.

        Seriously, people.

      • Ownbestenemy

        complete year…you people

  35. Count Potato

    “Polar researchers in remote Antarctica have fallen victim to Covid, despite taking strict health precautions, being fully vaccinated, and miles from civilization.”

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1476941578602221573

    I’d think I’d want more than just a tent.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Humanity deserves to lose to Gaia

  36. The Late P Brooks

    The point that they make is that much like COVID, those who challenged the narrative were not debated, they were silenced and/or destroyed.

    That’s how SCIENCE! works. Also, all research is proprietary, and may be withheld from scrutiny.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Unless it becomes politically inconvenient, otherwise, it is time to quietly agree with all the “misinformation peddlers” and “conspiracy theorists” of the past two years.

      Cloth masks don’t do squat
      Counting COVID cases as ‘because of’ rather than ‘with’
      6′ rule was arbitrary
      PCR testing isn’t what it is all cracked up to be
      Ivermectin is extremely safe
      The vaccines are nothing more than therapeutics

      and on and on.

    • Festus

      I surely don’t. I just “remora” onto Q and Deg’s spicier links. Safe enough to post, safe enough for me. Truth be told, I don’t give a shit about that stuff anymore except in a purely aesthetic sense.

  37. DEG

    The Marshall Fire now holds the grim record for destroying more homes than any other in Colorado’s recent history.

    Ouch. This is not good.

    • Festus

      Climate change.

  38. KSuellington

    I found out yesterday that I know at least five people that currently have the Vid. They are all vaxxed, two of them are vaxxxed. The two that are boosted are my brother’s brother and sister in law. They are the most Vid scared people I know of our generation. The wife is laptop class and has worked from home the whole plandemic. They gave him an immense amount of shit last year for refusing the jab. When my brother got the Vid mid year they increased their derision of him and his ignorant Vid denying ways. So it was almost too perfect when my brother was over at their house two days before Xmas and the wife was on the couch when they arrived and my brother noticed she was congested. “No, it’s just allergies, I got the booster three weeks ago and I got tested two days ago.” “Maybe the test was wrong,” my brother told her. She, of course, had a home test and told him she’d take another test to prove it to him. It came back positive within five minutes. My brother is actually good friends with her husband but has been peeved about all the shit he was taking from them, so he couldn’t wait to tell me the story yesterday.

    • rhywun

      The vindication is pretty sweet. Could be the story of 2022 for many of us.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What percentage of people who got jabbed and got sick after harassing others will admit to their mistake?

      • invisible finger

        Based on the people I know who got vaxxed and vaxxxed, the percentage will be between 1 and 0.

        They will slowly begin to come around to the fact that the tests are shit, but it will be years (if ever) before they admit the vax was..

      • KSuellington

        I don’t think that the Vid hysteria crowd will ever admit to their mistakes, but I am fine with silent vindication. If the narrative switches to one that we here have known since the beginning of this shitshow I will be obviously extremely pleased. There are both signs it may soon do so and signs it may not. My biggest two worries now are that the screw will turn harder to try and get me to vax my kids and that they will try and force the booster for participation in everyday life. Hoping the narrative starts to crumble before then.

      • DEG

        I don’t think that the Vid hysteria crowd will ever admit to their mistakes, but I am fine with silent vindication.

        #metoo

        They will either quietly pretend like nothing happened, or crank up the “KULAKS AND WRECKERS!!!1!1!1!” aka “the dirty unvaxxed are to blame” bit.

      • invisible finger

        I’m afraid the US Govt will cozy up with North Korea before admitting any wrongdoing.

      • KSuellington

        Of all the groups that will admit being fundamentally wrong about the major aspects of these last two years, I expect the US government to be the absolute last one. The best we could hope for is that Rand is speaking the truth when he said yesterday that if Team Elephant takes over next year that they will investigate the Guv health bureaucracy’s response to the Vid, and force Health Gnome out. That would be fantastic and is actually something that could possibly happen.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Where was that?

  39. Trigger Hippie

    Thanks for the Covid free links, Banjos.

    Frankly after two straight years I’m bored to tears with the subject.

    Covid Free Friday should be a thing in my opinion.

  40. slumbrew

    Sometimes xkcd writes one aimed directly at me.

    https://xkcd.com/2562/

    The alt-text is on point as well.

    ISO8601 FTW!

    • UnCivilServant

      Never leave off the century digits.

      Seriously, people.

      • Ted S.

        I’m reminded of something from the FAQ of the Perl compiler I downloaded back the day.

        Q: Is Perl Y2K-compliant?

        A: That’s like asking if your pencil is Y2K-compliant. Of course it is, but you can still use it to write scripts that aren’t compliant.

      • Not Adahn

        Wait, Perl existed in the 20th century?

      • Ted S.

        Goes back to 1988, although the compiler download would have been around 2001. It was obviously a question that hadn’t been removed from the FAQ.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Happy 1-Jan-2022, slumbrew!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As a recovering engineer,I can appreciate this.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And I’ve always been a big-endian guy myself.

        /humblebrag

    • rhywun

      ISO8601 FTW!

      Abso-frickin-lutely.

    • slumbrew

      Aside from being unambiguous, ISO8601 also sorts correctly. It is a good thing.

      Happy 2021-12-31, all. Hope you have a great 2022-01-01 and beyond.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Aside from being unambiguous, ISO8601 also sorts correctly.

        ?. This guy has worked with a database before.

      • cyto

        Yeah…. I wonder why we don’t use that format?

        Also… Screw you to every secretary that helpfully compiles information in a spreadsheet (worse if it is in a table in word) using inconsistent date formatting in a text field.

        A distant second to people from banks who sent me text fields in comma delimited files without handling the commas in the text fields, but annoying nonetheless.

      • slumbrew

        I hate the latter. That’s why you don’t create CSV files by hand, people, no matter how simple the format is. Whatever you’re using has a CSV library. Use it.

      • slumbrew

        Databases at least know how to sort a variety of dates. Files with timestamps is where ISO8601 really shines (especially when the file metadata is off for whatever reason).

  41. limey

    What happened to the “let’s go Brandon” phone-in man? Is he being held without trial?

    • rhywun

      No but I assume his life is being slowly destroyed anyway.

      • cyto

        They outed the wife, kids, employers and schools. I am sure this was simply so that friends and neighbors could extend a hand of friendship.

    • Festus

      He’s getting consecutive blowies from the ASU cheer squad.

  42. Sensei

    My “only” $100 over list price Nvidia RTX 3080 card arrived this week.

    In a perfectly Glib appropriate manner I’m stress testing it mining Ethereum. Sounds like an airplane taking off. It’s the first time I’ve tried to do anything Crypto related. Took me at least two hours of research to create a wallet, attach it to a mining pool and finally get a mining program running.

    Issue is that my card is a “gamer” card with the hash rate restricted. No surprise, folks have managed to hack around that and get the rate back up to about 70% of what it should be able to do if it wasn’t restricted.

    I can’t imagine doing this for real however. Wear and tear and electricity costs are not something I want to deal with.

  43. grrizzly

    Taliban is more permissive about how my face should look like than the western governments.
    Taliban:

    The Ministry of Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan has said that growing a beard is just a recommendation to people and that it is not mandatory, Khaama Press reported.

    The Ministry in a Twitter post directed all the Taliban affiliates not to force people to grow beards and that it is a personal choice.

  44. Festus

    Goddammit. I drink so much in real life that I can’t even get really drunk anymore (hard liquor excepted). I wanted to really tie one on but that appears to be a non starter. Judi cooked me a ham that seems delectable but how the hell do I eat six pounds of ham in three days. I have no sense of taste or smell. When I eat it is to fuel the furnace, nothing more. Everything is awful, everything is dreadful. I feel like I’m climbing a cliff and just reached an overhanging rock spur. I can’t deal with this shit no more.

    • slumbrew

      “how the hell do I eat six pounds of ham in three days”

      I’d help out if I were closer. I love ham. I think I could do 2 lbs/day.

      Sorry you’ve got the black dog chewing on your ass, Festus. At least you’ve got someone who loves you enough to make you a ham. My (((wife))), not so much.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “Eternity is two people and a ham.” (Dorothy Parker?)

      Hugs, F.

  45. Gustave Lytton

    Only four more hours left to hang Gov Shitstain in effigy, along with the rest of the political “leadership” of this state. Tomorrow, merely displaying a noose becomes a crime. Fucking snowflakes.