The Aquabats Super Show

by | Apr 14, 2022 | Film, Fun | 145 comments

Fighting the scourge of pineapple pizza…

The Aquabats Super Show 

The Aquabats are novelty music. They are goofy. They are weird.  These are some of the criticisms thrown at The Aquabats. To me they are successful business owners who did not compromise on what they felt was their creative output. They made their own damn movie  and kept their creative freedom!

The Aquabats started in 1994 as a band that wanted to counter some of the negativity in the punk movement. A positive band! Imagine that! Sadly being positive and upbeat seems to make you fall into the realm of novelty music for some reviewers. Years went by, albums were released, and a fan base grew.  Christian Jacobs, known as the M.C Bat Commander, took some of that time to break his TV teeth in on Yo Gabba Gabba, which those of you with small children may be aware of. Lots of big cameos there, as he used his friendships in the music business to bring in talent such as Mark Motherbaugh on a regular basis.  The Aquabats, however, did not get a show. They failed with Disney.  This was probably for the best.  In 2010, after 16 years as the Aquabats, Christian Jacobs secured a deal for The Aquabats Super Show on The Hub.

Sadly, three years later The Hub was taken over and became the Discovery Channel – The Aquabats were told they no longer fit the format, and they had a choice: Allow Warner Brothers to buy the rights to their show and likeness, or get lost (I remember this, but had problems locating an article to support this.)

The Aquabats chose wisely. They kept their freedom and got lost. Sets went into storage, fingernails were bitten. In 2019, on the second attempt at crowdfunding, the Aquabats raised enough money to continue mini-episodes  known as The Aquabats Radventures on You Tube.  Just this year, Shout! Factory TV,  a company with exquisite taste, added The Aquabats Super Show to their distribution which leads to us being able to watch the episodes today (outside of YouTube.)

Okay!  Enough of my talk. If you want to learn more about the Aquabats, visit their website.  I picked a few episodes.  Choose what you want to watch!  Or go to YouTube / Tubi and pick what you want to watch.  It was ridiculously hard to just pick a few episodes:

Watch!  Or Don’t!  Everything is voluntary!  Next time: Commies!  Vampires!  Sex!  Watch Comrade Dracula, an almost new movie you never heard of!

*For you kids, The Hub was a channel, much like today’s streaming stations, broadcast on a medium called “cable,” which forced people to accept packages of expensive channels and pay rental on substandard ‘cable receiver boxes.’  This outmoded business monopoly, supported by crooked governments that legislated competition out of business, was overthrown almost overnight by the internet revolution.  

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R.J.

R.J.

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

145 Comments

  1. Yusef rides a Bike

    It’s Mothersbaugh,

    • R.J.

      Meh. Broke my toe, can’t type. Straight jacket is too tight.

      • R.J.

        Thank you for reading though!

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        Just yankin’ yer chain bro,
        Cheers!

      • R.J.

        I know. Love you bro. Go read the update on SP.

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        Uhh, thanks?
        My heart is broken……..

  2. DEG

    I’m still working, but I’ll have this playing in thebackground. Maybe it will help.

    • R.J.

      It will. Just let the episodes play some nonsense.

  3. Tonio

    Old Man just posted an SP update on the pinned post. I can’t figure out how to re-open comments. Please stand by.

    • R.J.

      Oh boy. I was worried about that based on OMWC’s comments in various posts. Prayers for a safe and quiet passing sounds like all we can do. I give my prayers.

      • Chafed

        Sadly, yes.

    • robc

      This is as bad as JsubD, and I never had knock down arguments with SP.

    • DEG

      Oh no.

    • Fourscore

      My heart goes out to SP, Webdoom and OM. We will be a lesser site. We may not have had this glorious place were it not for SP’s efforts.
      Thank you, SP, you have made our life more fun, more entertaining and brought us to a great place of exchanging ideas and opinions

    • Tonio

      OK, new post up with comments enabled. Please do that there.

      And don’t abandon the Aquabats and this thread.

  4. rhywun

    overthrown almost overnight by the internet revolution

    Feh. The only broadband provider I have access to has my balls in a vice – you know, because I have been a loyal customer for 16 years – so I need to move before I can cut the cord.

  5. DEG

    There’s a female made scientist in this episode with smeared makeup, a thick accent and hot pants. Turned my “stick it in crazy” meter up to 11.

    #metoo

  6. DEG

    OT: KimDotCom

    I work with the data forensics team that analyzes the Hunter Biden Laptop data.

    Expect a major release soon.
    The data reveals numerous crimes.
    Hunter Biden will go to jail.
    Joe Biden will resign.

    I have history with Joe:
    http://Kim.com/whitepaper.pdf

    Glad to help shutting him down.

    There is a little more if you scroll through his twitter feed.

    • rhywun

      ????

    • The Gunslinger

      Unfortunately I agree with the second comment in the Twitter link:

      dc
      @PickyEaterGuy
      ·
      4h
      Replying to
      @KimDotcom
      As much as I’d like to believe this would happen, these people don’t go to jail

    • R.J.

      Boy I wish. The corruption is so hidden, he will most likely not resign.

    • Chafed

      Isn’t KimDotCom the New Zealand pirate Bay guy?

      • MikeS

        Yup. A paragon of virtue.

        I mean, doesn’t mean he’s wrong, but still.

      • Chafed

        I am considering the source. The Trump years reinforced my skepticism. He may have the goods but I’ll believe it when I see it.

      • MikeS

        I’m (and I assume most here are) in the same boat. I’m hope what he says is somewhere near the truth, but I’m not going to be placing any bets.

  7. pistoffnick

    Why is Jimmy the Robot the only one with a chin strap?

    • R.J.

      I always wondered that. Because he’s a robot?

      • rhywun

        I was just poking around and found a band called Holy Fuck.

        (I was looking for the band called Holy Tunics.)

        It’s… not bad. Kind of up my alley.

      • Chafed

        Club music thy name is Holy Fuck.

    • Chafed

      Good music. Weird gimic.

  8. MikeS

    I watched the one with the Zardoz head. Silly.

    • R.J.

      Sometimes, silly is good.

      • MikeS

        Didn’t mean to insinuate it wasn’t. Not really my cup of tea, but I did get a few chuckles. The whole invisible man bit was funny.

      • R.J.

        Sensible chuckles?

      • MikeS

        Sensible, indeed. Just got done with Laundry Day. Few more chuckles and a new crush; Dr. Mudlark…mmmmm.

      • pistoffnick

        Humminahumminahummina

      • R.J.

        Yes! what is it about the makeup and voice! I was captivated too. Spank me with your dirty laundry, Dr, Mudlark!

      • DEG

        Yes, but I had to stop watching. I’m wrapping up work for the night and I’m exhausted. More work tomorrow, then a drive to PA.

        Have a good night folks! Thanks RJ!

      • R.J.

        Thanks!

  9. The Late P Brooks

    The data reveals numerous crimes.
    Hunter Biden will go to jail.
    Joe Biden will resign.

    *outright prolonged laughter*

    • R.J.

      And I, Rasputin Jacksoffabitch, shall be the next president of the United States.

  10. Count Potato

    Thanks R.J. 🙂

    I watched the three episodes. Not my bag. I’m thinking it’s a bit too simple for adults (unless they were totally baked), and kids wouldn’t get the references as they would be too young to have seen or watch an R-rated movie from 1964 such as A Fistful of Dollars. I never had even seen Zardoz until I came here.

    Anyway, I’m having trouble thinking after reading about SP 🙁

    • R.J.

      Me too honestly. Call it a night.

    • MikeS

      Anyway, I’m having trouble thinking after reading about SP

      Yeah. For sure.

  11. Winston

    Pardon my ignorance but when people write of SP and Webdom in the announcement thread I assume they are the same person? I am not trying to flippant, I actually don’t know?

    And I hope she isn’t Winston’s Mom. That would be really strange to me…

    • R.J.

      Separate people. Not sure if she is Winston’s mom? I always suspected Tonio…

      • rhywun

        I suspect someone else but I won’t say. Not any of our regular linkmeisters.

      • Not Adahn

        I thought it was pretty obvious myself.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Webdom is SP’s daughter (and OMWC’s step-daughter, IIRC)

      • Winston

        Oh that explains it. Thank you!

      • Chafed

        That’s right.

  12. R.J.

    OK! I held on for two hours. Everyone post away if you are going to. I have a house full of kids staying over for Good Friday and I need to make sure nothing is on fire.
    Nothing but the best for SP, OMWC and Webdom. Bless them for this place. Send them comments on the pinned post if you haven’t already.

  13. MikeS

    @ business owners:

    How do you monitor your business’ credit score? It’s not something I’d really thought of until I recently read an article on it. I’d like a free option, but barring that, low cost would be nice.

    I’ve seen Nav, but I’m having trouble figuring out exactly what you’re signing up for there. It looks like maybe they are the business version of Credit Karma? I.e. they’ll give you free scores in exchange for receiving marketing on loans and credit cards. Does anyone here have experience with them?

    • R.J.

      I use Experian because they monitor all the credit bureaus and alert me. Worth it.

      • MikeS

        For your business, too? I have them for my personal info.

    • PudPaisley

      In the past I got a Dun & Bradstreet number in order to obtain some large contracts with the military and a couple mega-corps. I believe it provides credit scores, but I never actually go to the site anymore. It’s a pain in the ass to use, at least for a non-paying person like myself.

      Honestly, I’ve never really paid attention to my business credit score the last 25 years. It probably helps that I do all my banking and loans through a small local bank. I also maintained the bank President’s 7 acre lawn practically since I started so up until 2008 and new banking regs he would loan me whatever I needed based on my word.

    • Chafed

      What do you need it for? Real question.

      I have a couple of business credit cards. I have huge lines of credit based on my payment history. I have a line of credit with a business bank. That came from an application. The LOC grew as they got to know me.

      • MikeS

        I don’t need it, I just think it’s something I should know. I don’t need any funding at the moment, and I have a decent (relatively) amount available on my business credit card.

        I was just reading an article from SCORE, and they suggested knowing what your business credit score is, so I thought I’d look into it.

      • Chafed

        But why do they recommend it?

      • Chafed

        There not wrong but I’m not sure this is helpful to very small businesses. If a business wants unsecured credit without a personal guarantee, I can see this come into play.

      • MikeS

        I don’t want want any funding regardless of where it comes from. But why does that mean I shouldn’t care what my score is?

      • MikeS

        Holy shit, it’s almost 12:30. I’d like to finish this tomorrow.

      • rhywun

        It’s 1:30 and I just finished two more episodes of Babylon 5.

        Holy crap this is so good, and I’ll still only in S01.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The E in EIN is employer, not employee. Makes me wonder about the whole thing.

  14. R.J.

    Cryptid takeover in two weeks when I go out on vacation again. ‘Bigfoot’s Wild Weekend’ will be the movie.
    Also this post is the 30th week of my movie reviews in a row. About time STEVE SMITH took over.

  15. Yusef rides a Bike

    I’ll be damned! I just opened a Porter that had sat conditioning for 2 months,
    Light carbonation, and really mellow chocolate taste,
    4/5

    • MikeS

      yummy!

      I’m drinking Busch Light. It gets the job done.

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        I was rollin’ Natty until now, beer is good!
        Cheers!

      • PudPaisley

        I met fellow western Wisconsin Glib Desk Jockey for drinks last week after work, and that’s what he ordered. He got two Busch Lights, I got a couple Coke’s, and we had a whopping $6.00 bill after bullshitting for a couple hours. He’s a very cool guy and definitely one of the youngsters on this here blog. I’m old enough to be his Dad.

  16. Chafed

    That was fun RJ. I saw the Aquabats on Yo Gabba Gabba when my kids were young. I never made the connection. I totally missed they had their own show for a time.

  17. Yusef rides a Bike

    Huzzah! my sleep schedule is jacked up, but who cares? I have no life, so its’Bacon, eggs and Bisquits and gravy for Lunch? Dinner?
    /What evs

    • MikeS

      “I gotta get to my wife, she’s pregnant. What the fuck?” the man told the protesters, according to the video. “I need to get to her to have my child.”

      The man then told the activists to leave the highway and go speak with lawmakers directly. Another activist then said they were blocking traffic on behalf of the man’s unborn child.

      “That’s why we are doing this because we care about everybody,” the unnamed protester said. “It’s really a bad situation. We only have a few years.”

      Complete fucking idiots. Also, I would likely have punched him for saying he’s doing it on my kid’s behalf while stopping me from witnessing the birth of my child.

      • rhywun

        It looks like there’s enough room to squeeze between them. Maybe they will get nicked, who cares – they suffer for their piety.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Hauling all the shit WE Need!

  18. CPRM

    When this aired on the HUB I was only self-employed and spent my days taking care of my disabled dad and my 1 year old nephew. He was obsessed with Yo! Gabba! Gabba! (his mom hated it, but gave into letting him watch it. I was confused by this, he didn’t know how to use the TV remote. Why let him pick the show?) but I’d only let him watch one episode at a time, then we’d watch an episode of Aquabats.

    The best episode is CobraMan! what with it’s connection to Strong Bad.

    • R.J.

      That is a good one.

  19. Ted S.

    Daily Quordle 81
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    I could have made the guess on the top left on 3….

    • Not Adahn

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  20. Sean

    Prayers for SP, OMWC, and webdom.

    • Festus

      I saw something like that happen once when I was in that line of work. Once.

  21. UnCivilServant

    Morning Glibs.

    [Insert generic morning gripe here]

    • Sean

      “And what’s the deal with cereal?”

      /Seinfeld voice

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “A 78-year-old man who was inside his apartment was also struck, police said.”
      How’d you like to be some poor schlep living in an apartment complex with a bunch of gun happy lunatics? Those thin walls ain’t gonna save ya.

      • Festus

        If they just banned guns things like this would never happen.

  22. Festus

    Gutted by the latest news. I’ve got a four day weekend which is as rare as a Libertarian Woman. I’ll gladly grow a new lesion in SP’s honor. She is the Ur LW. My healing will wait.

  23. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, Fes, Stinky, Sean, U, Teh Hype, and Ted’S (and on the off chance you’re still awake and with us, CPRM.)

    Boss is taking the day off, mainly to keep from maxing out on vacation hours. Kinda glad I don’t foresee having to do much thinking today.

    • Festus

      Heh, Corporate and Supervisor got their wires tangled. I’m still taking Monday off. When I was in my 20’s and 30’s the Easter weekend was when we would travel 100 miles South to usher in the golf season. It was a cool tradition. Sadly, all of my golf buddies have moved away and I’m not sure if I can even swing a club anymore. Ah well, fond memories, at least. How you doin’ Red?

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m OK, Fes. How are you feeling physically?

      • Festus

        It’s a degenerative disease. Sometimes good (like today!) sometimes bad. My cerebellum looks like swiss cheese. I’m still upright. I’ll make it to the end of May and then become a neckbeard for a few years.

      • Festus

        In all seriousness, I’m scared as fuck.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m so sorry. ?

      • Sean

        Sorry Festus.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m trying to not burst out in a tirade of profanity at the agency management (as distinct from my own management) who is wasting our time reinvestigating options that were rejected soundly already.

      I really wish I had ‘fuck you’ money.

      • Gender Traitor

        You need a dammit doll. Short term, at least. Mainly you need a better job, but I understand how daunting a task finding one is.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m going to have to admit I don’t know what that is.

        And where am I going to find a job where I’m paid six figures with no marketable skills and no political connections?

      • Festus

        Brother?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m afraid Nepotism isn’t an option, as I come from Po White Trash. In terms of assets and income, I may very well be the most successful member of my family. I’m certainly the most successful of my immediate family.

      • Gender Traitor

        My boss, too, is the “white sheep” of his family.

      • Festus

        We’ve got one similar at work but comes with pins. Still in the package so far.

      • Festus

        Stress balls but he’s probably squeezing them as we speak.

  24. Sean

    4️⃣ 9️⃣
    7️⃣ 8️⃣

    Meh.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Seconded

      Daily Quordle 81
      9️⃣4️⃣
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      • Not Adahn

        Huh, I thought this was the easiest one, but it’s the first time my starting word gave it to me.

    • Festus

      Seems that I’ve already lost a step. That Quordle site was greek to me. *starts searching for under the cushion chocolate* Nope. I’ll just become louder and stupider, just like the old Gypsy lady said…

  25. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody

  26. Fourscore

    Good morning and I’m lying, looking out at 2 inches of fresh snow. Of course the responsibility and blame is on the Montana and NoDak boys, they do this to spite me. One day, one day, they’ll get theirs. Weather people promise that we only have to wait another week and they will bring us Spring. My name isn’t C. Brown, can’t fool me again and again and again and not expect me not to catch on.

    If only that was the worst news.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’ve put in the time off request to make it to the honey harvest this year. Hasn’t been approved yet, but odds are good.

      • UnCivilServant

        What should I bring? I don’t want to arrive empty-handed.

      • Fourscore

        No need to bring anything, the ladies provide for us. If you have a guitar leave it at home, Pope and Tundra might want to sing.

      • UnCivilServant

        I dabble in many thing, but I’ve yet to buy a guitar.

  27. Sean

    #waffle84 5/5

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    ? streak: 4
    wafflegame.net

    Feeling better.

  28. R.J.

    Morning!

  29. Fourscore

    Mornin’ Festus,

    Sorry to hear about your situation. My advice to you is not to listen to other people’s advice. Do the things you want and can do. Our days are limited but every morning the sun comes up, even if we can’t see it.

    • Festus

      Thanks, Dad! Assisted suicide is a thing up here. I can’t live that way.

  30. Sean

    I guess I shouldn’t be surprised…sending emails to congress critters got me on a state voter email list.

    ?

    • UnCivilServant

      You demonstrated that you are “politically engaged”.