Thursday Afternoon Links of Linktualization

by | Apr 14, 2022 | Daily Links | 227 comments

Music*

 

 

ELON MUSK WANTS TO BUY TWITTER, WHINY WHINERS WHINE WHINILY: First there’s Axios, who pretentiously and laughably  describe themselves as “Smart Brevity worthy of people’s time, attention and trust.” Next comes “Justice Correspondent” Elie Mystal who, predictably, just repeats the phrase “racist white man;” note that they lowercase “white” and capitalizes “Black” in the response to their own tweet. Then there’s CUNY journalism professor Jeff Jarvis (illustration below) who is clearly overwrought. Speaking of pretentious, Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD, vaccine scientist, author, and grifter totally knows how Musk could better spend his money; note that one of his suggestions involves funding the medical center where Mr Professor Doctor Hotez works. Special shoutout to Hotez fan Anne M. Coulter who thinks Musk “[p]robably leans libertarian – free speech means unregulated disinformation and hate.” Crikey, she’s on to us! Finally, voice of reason Auron MacIntyre observes that “libs are processing the buyout of Twitter through the only two lenses available to them WW II and Marvel movies.”

 

 

TRIAL BALLOON? SF Chronicle: Colleagues worry Dianne Feinstein is now mentally unfit to serve, citing recent interactions. This doesn’t happen overnight; the significant thing is that they are publicly admitting it so as to get out ahead of the issue to better control it. I also see this as laying the groundwork for the eventual dumping of President Biden on the grounds of mental incapacity.

 

WHY SEND ANYONE? Politico: The Biden administration is holding internal discussions about sending a high-level official to Kyiv to show further support to Ukraine. It’s a war zone, and it’s not our war. They are up to something.

 

PORN FOR PARANOIDS: “The most toxic young adult book ever written.” -Amazon Reviewer vfrickey, 2013. I read this book when I was in high school and it has been much on my mind recently. Unfortunately, it’s not on Kindle.

 

 

THERE IS NO DEEP STATE, except when there is and we’re damn grateful for it. -Slate

 

SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS: Especially if the animal’s owner is POTUS.

 

ARE SHEEP NOT ENOUGH? Four men in India arrested for having sex with a monitor lizard. The case was taken to the Indian Penal Court.

 

Whiny, petulant, and incorrect. But we keep running this illo to remind everyone that these people exist and hate progress and their betters.

 

PRIVATE ASTRONAUTS, NOT SPACE TOURISTS: But this will still piss off the people who shared the above illustration on their social media.

 

STILL CAN’T GET IT UP: While SpaceX continues to fly crewed missions and launch satellites, Boeing needs a valve job.

 

COOL AF, HOPE IT WORKS: Rocketlab plans to test mid-air booster recovery using a helicopter. That would make Rocketlab the second company to reuse boosters. Full disclosure: I am a Rocketlab investor.

 

FRANCE REVOKES STARLINK SPECTRUM LICENSE: Claim French telecoms regulator ARCEP should have launched a public consultation before authorizing Starlink. Or maybe they’re really afraid that they can’t censor or cut off satellite internet.

 

(*) The ending of the video was improvised when the Shatner impersonator didn’t show for the wedding scene shoot.

 

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Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkstar (Thursday PM, yo), author, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

227 Comments

  1. R.J.

    Doesn’t CUNY have a T in it? Firsting like I meant it.

    • UnCivilServant

      You don’t mean it.

      Don’t sink to that level.

      • R.J.

        Firsthalla sounded so nice though! I got excited.

    • Rebel Scum

      Missed it by that much.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      And it was a legit First, you win a prize!
      /What do we have for him Tonio!

      • Tonio

        He wins a long-overdue email from me!

      • Rat on a train

        Ah, that was linked in that thread.

    • Rat on a train

      It is there. It is broken with the middle slumping.

  2. Rebel Scum

    because all the racist white man wants to do with it is make it easier for his friends to be racist.

    Freedom of speech is just a dogwhistle for racism. Everyone knows that.

    • juris imprudent

      Oh and Tonio – Mystal is a guy, sorta.

      • Tonio

        Eek! Thanks for the correction. Fixed above.

  3. Count Potato

    “Finally, voice of reason Auron MacIntyre observes that “libs are processing the buyout of Twitter through the only two lenses available to them WW II and Marvel movies.”

    That shit has been Twitter all day. Although I’m sure I could find a Harry Potter reference if I bothered too look.

  4. Yusef rides a Bike

    Elon as Emporor of the Solar System!
    2024-???????

    • Compelled Speechless

      Look, I enjoy Elon’s shenanigans and spitting in the face of the elites as much as the next guy, but let’s not forget that the guy got to where he is by gleefully being a crony capitalist. Plus do you really want to trust the judgement of a man that made the conscious decision to impregnate Grimes multiple times?

      • Count Potato

        “Plus do you really want to trust the judgement of a man that made the conscious decision to impregnate Grimes multiple times?”

        That sounds like good breeding to me. They’re both very smart, but Grimes is sort of the opposite of autistic.

  5. Count Potato

    “Colleagues worry Dianne Feinstein is now mentally unfit to serve”

    She was a complete asshole even when she was mentally fit to be a complete asshole.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “[p]robably leans libertarian – free speech means unregulated disinformation and hate.”

    I’m learning to let the hate flow through me. Particularly when it comes to emaciated authoritarian women with Adam’s apples.

    • Count Potato

      I thought she was more right wing than that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        She’s an opportunist twat that desperately wants to remain relevant.

    • Tonio

      I think this is a different person. Right-wing figure is Ann (no “e”) H Coulter; the woman above is Anne M Coulter.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I stand by my remarks. NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!

    • grrizzly

      Is it her real quote? I didn’t see a link.

      • Tonio

        Click on the Hotez link and scroll down. I’m not on the Twitter and don’t know how to deep link her reply.

    • Rebel Scum

      free speech means unregulated disinformation and hate

      I must be doing something wrong.

      I’m learning to let the hate flow through me.

      The Dark libertarian Side of the Force political spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

  7. Rebel Scum

    They are up to something.

    They are going to false flag un into WWIII

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The whole thing is stupid. We’re supposed to simultaneously believe that Putin is Hitler and Russia is going to invade all of Eastern Europe and that it’s safe to send pols into Kiev.

      • hayeksplosives

        They just want to have us taxpayers pour billions into arms manufacturing (which congress is heavily invested in) for the benefit of saintly innocent Ukraine.

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        GA wins big, notice that?

      • Drake

        Or maybe they place the same value on the lives of politicians as I do?

    • Drake

      Speaking of which… Exactly one reporter went in search of the reported “genocide” in Mariupol.

      Talking to the locals, it sounds like the Ukrainian army has mortar teams shooting at the Russians then moving. They set themselves up right next to buildings full of civilians – and eventually the Russians backtracked them and returned fire.

  8. Scruffy Nerfherder

    FRANCE REVOKES STARLINK SPECTRUM LICENSE

    So what is France going to do about those satellites? Good luck with that one.

    • UnCivilServant

      Issue daily fines to cover their defecit.

    • hayeksplosives

      The satellites overhead are half of it. The receivers on the ground are what France will prohibit and issue fines for.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If they can find them.

        This appears to be more of a restriction on the populace than it is on StarLink.

      • juris imprudent

        There are two different ground receivers – the consumer terminal and the ISP (connected to the rest of the internet). The latter is easily identified/controlled.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The ground station doesn’t connect to the rest of the internet locally. It’s meant to be a truly remote package.

      • juris imprudent

        Your Starlink terminal connects to a ground hub via the satellites. That ground hub has the connections to the rest of the internet. You just never see it anymore than you see the other mainlines that interconnect, you only know your own last-mile connect.

      • kinnath

        Depends on where the ground station is located.

        I haven’t dug into the Starlink system, but the backhaul could be through multiple satellite hops to a ground station on the far side of the planet.

        The only thing that France can be guaranteed to control is the consumer channel.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        Currently all starlink service is 1 sat hop… Consumer terminal -> Sat -> ground and back. All backhaul is fiber.
        all new (launched in the past year) satellites that have inter sat lasers, but there are not enough of them to cover the transoceanic or polar areas.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m pretty sure they don’t do sat-to-sat hops – it would really cut into bandwidth and increase latency.

      • kinnath

        Thank you Dr Lawn

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        They are working on inter-sat, but that won’t be complete until Starship is tested and they can really get lots of satellites up.. it took them 1.5 years for the 1st shell.

        The big $$ will be the high speed traders, the satellite lasers will be faster and more direct than the transoceanic fiber lines. The speed of light in a vacuum is higher than fiber. He will probably make 50% of the profits there. And the airlines, and shipping.

        As of about 6 weeks ago they enabled roaming, where you can use your dish outside of your home cell. They have not released a formal mobile rig for RV’s boats etc.. Some people are using the fixed dishes with various hacks.

        KK, you will probably want to look into mobile routers for your RV.. I use the peplink systems:

        https://www.rvmobileinternet.com/gear/pepwave-routers/

        Multiple cellular modems, WIFI as wan and wired networking.

      • Sensei

        all new (launched in the past year) satellites that have inter sat lasers, but there are not enough of them to cover the transoceanic or polar areas.

        Austin Powers – Sharks Satellites with lasers

    • Tonio

      That is an interesting question. The satellites know where they are so it would be technically possible to program them turn off the transceivers while over France. They could also close accounts with billing addresses in France, deny access to ground terminals located in France, etc. You don’t want to fuck with a sovereign nation, no matter how rich you are.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It would seem to make sense to get a postal box in another country and run your billing through there. Unless there’s GPS reporting capabilities on the earthbound stations, I don’t see how Starlink can differentiate between customers.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        differentiate between customers’ exact locations

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        The service is supplied in each cell

        Map here https://www.starlink.com/map

        Starlink will stop transmitting/receiving in the France cells.. you *could* sneak in some border cells as the signals will overlap for about 10-15 miles, but that it it.. This isn’t like the geostationary sats that have a much wider aperture.

      • Tonio

        Oh, zank you, Herr Doktor!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That clarifies it. Thanks

      • Sensei

        Knowing Elon – since this is two way – I’m betting there is a way for him to know the position. Could be as simple as knowing what satellite was in use at what time.

        I wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t GPS for legitimate reasons so that it could try to find the best satellite as quickly as possible.

  9. Rebel Scum

    The case was taken to the Indian Penal Court.

    The path to justice is long and hard.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      What just happened was observed, but not measured,
      /Heisenberg

      • Rat on a train

        At least you are principled.

      • juris imprudent

        He also seems suspiciously certain.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Mr. Lizard didn’t deserve the shafting.

    • Ghostpatzer

      But on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the experience?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I guess that’s one way to get some tail.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I suspect he’ll get off when the scales of justice lean into him.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Turley is on a tear.

    • Fourscore

      Reich got shorted both physically and mentally. He seemed likeable until he opens his mouth.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re going nuclear!

    • robc

      Based on two totally unrelated maps I saw today, there is a strong correlation between location of nuke reactors and high rates of pedestrian deaths.

      • Ted S.

        +1 Tyler Vigen

    • Tonio

      You’re welcome.

      That map is effed-up.

      Speaking to Virginia nuclear generating plants: Map pin for North Anna and Surry plants are nowhere near the actual locations.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s weird, but they put a pin on top of a pin to indicate the presence of a second reactor at a facility.

      • Tundra

        LOL! It was’t even what I meant to link.

        And the fact that it’s a fedgov site makes the mistakes even better!

        Here’s what it was supposed to be:

        Elon just slipped to number 2.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Of course they did.

        I wonder what Dorsey is going to do.

      • Tundra

        It depends. Was his regret genuine? If so, his support for Elon could make it interesting.

        Either way, this is a fun distraction from the admin lying us into a world war.

      • Rat on a train

        Mobile reactors? How else can the workers get lunch if they can’t drive to downtown Richmond?

      • rhywun

        Yeah, the pins are a bit off.

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        MI has a reactor right in the middle of the Big Lake, who knew?

      • Rat on a train

        cooling?

    • DEG

      Those map pins are off.

  11. kinnath

    I provide the Slate lede a few days ago, but did not link the article out of respect for my fellow Glibs. Tonio brings it today.

    • Tonio

      Thanks, bro.

      • kinnath

        You are so very welcome.

  12. Gender Traitor

    So SS agents are supposed to take bullets AND dog bites? ?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It was probably the leg humping that really annoyed them.

      Somebody really should get the Pres some new meds.

      • Gender Traitor

        Maybe he really has rabies.

      • Fourscore

        What? Nothing for Diane? Misogyny is a bitch.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m baffled as to why the protection details haven’t cleared out the P and VP.

    • Rat on a train

      And whatever Hillary throws at them.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That was dumb.

      But he did us all a favor by getting the totalitarians to out themselves fully.

    • Tundra

      There are two ways to read that. Plan B may be a competing platform. If so, this is the best marketing launch ever.

      • Compelled Speechless

        His marketing is always on point. It’s a shame he wasn’t born here. If getting the credentialed class to shit a brick is now the top qualification for a president, he might be the only person that can rival Trump. And, as a bonus, he’s not a completely tacky ignorant dipshit.

  13. DEG

    ELON MUSK WANTS TO BUY TWITTER, WHINY WHINERS WHINE WHINILY:

    🙂

    RE: The Chinese lockdown videos posted at the end of the deadthread: The Covid Red Pills channel on Telegram has far, far more disturbing videos than those. I regret watching them.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      RE: The Chinese lockdown videos posted at the end of the deadthread

      The silent prostrated bows and anguished, wordless screams sound more like something desperate people do when they know they’re facing death and can’t prevent it.

      I don’t doubt they are being quarantined… but there has to be more to it… test subjects for a new pathogen? Water being cutoff or starvation? This has to be something more than just quarantine.

      • DEG

        ADVChina, via a video linked on a past thread by I think Lt. Cmdr Fish, mentioned that folks locked down order food through an app, and food distribution is fucked. Many aren’t getting food, or if they are, not enough.

  14. Tres Cool

    Shiva H. Koresh. Feinstein is 88 (triggers the FBI). Pelosi is 82. And our president is 79.
    Have these people ever done anything productive with their lives ?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Does boning the electorate count?

      • Compelled Speechless

        Please for the love of god, don’t post any videos.

    • The Other Kevin

      They’ve produced a lot of wealth for themselves.

    • Drake

      Rhetorical question obviously. Productive people are not allowed at those levels. They had a complete freak-out when a guy who built stuff got elected.

      • Gustave Lytton

        In fairness, the Teapot Dome scandal really was a scandal.

      • Drake

        Wouldn’t be one today.

      • C. Anacreon

        Would be a scandal for Trump, but not for Biden.

  15. Count Potato

    “Twitter board considers using ‘poison pill’ tactic to stop Musk buying more shares and seizing control: He says his bid to buy firm is not about money but ‘the future of civilization’ during live TED talk”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10718427/Elon-Musk-tries-buy-Twitter-41billion-Tesla-CEO-offers-54-20-share.html

    “The billionaire prince who is trying to block Elon Musk from buying Twitter: Alwaleed bin Talal is a US-educated Saudi royal who lives in 317-room palace and owns yacht featured in James Bond… but was thrown in jail by Crown Prince cousin MBS in 2017”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10719787/The-billionaire-prince-trying-block-Musk-buying-Twitter.html

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      bin Talal is just negotiating for a better price.

      • Tres Cool

        “He had been held with dozens of other billionaires in the luxury Ritz-Carlton hotel in Riyadh until he was released.”

        Ya know, I once got arrested in NYC and did a 3-day bid incarcerated in Kew Gardens, Jamaica, Queens, New York.
        I never had those amenities.

      • juris imprudent

        Youse ain’t an oil royal.

      • Tonio

        Damn, Tres.

      • Fourscore

        Where’s the article? Some of us have led a sheltered life.

        I did visit the souls in solitary confinement at the army stockade at Ft Hood several times though

    • hayeksplosives

      Why do the socons always do this to themselves? Whether we like it or not, abortions will always be legal in the US. I would prefer that my tax dollars not be used to implement abortions, so I might support that sort of legislation, but banning them is going to prevent election of the kind of candidates we otherwise want.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s just a necessary reminder that they have only slightly less ambition to control you than the politicians on the left.

      • R.J.

        Correct. The pendulum swing to the right that started under Reagan spawned the war on drugs, abortion, and neocons. Never forget. Both sides want to control you.

      • R.J.

        Crap, that came out odd. You CANNOT expect me to be coherent on movie night.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, I think we all wish there were a war on neocons.

      • Tonio

        I don’t know if it’s a principled stance, but if it is I admire them for it because it does cost them some votes.

        But then they shoot themselves in the foot on things like MJ where there is truly no victim; except for the state and random busybodies don’t count as victims.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Are most people against post 15 week abortions?

      • hayeksplosives

        Yes but it will be framed as “Republicans detest women’s freedom”. Handmaid’s tale, hyperventilating rhetoric.

        Ya, know, the usual.

        The Democrats don’t even have to pretend they want it to be “safe, legal, and rare.” Now they trumpet abortions as female empowerment, a rite of passage and get applauded.

      • juris imprudent

        Just like every other thing sold as being tolerated, it turns into CELEBRATE this you backward cretin.

      • R.J.

        I think a shocking amount of people are not. It is a very polarizing issue. Think of it. At least 30% of the nation right now thinks Biden is doing great, if you believe the polls. It is also entirely possible that same group size, maybe even larger, is pro abortion.

    • KSuellington

      If you believe polling on the issue most Americans don’t seem to have a problem with some restrictions on abortion. It may not hurt him all that much.

      • Compelled Speechless

        It’s not about the the actual law, it’s about anti-women narrative they’ll be able to spin out of it. I’ll bet you’ve referred to the other bill that just passed as the “don’t say gay” bill at least once in conversation. Accepting their framing is giving them a win and most people will do that even if they agree with the bill or are indifferent. It will all be part of the picture they’re able to paint of him in a national election.

      • rhywun

        “Women and minorities hardest hit”

        The left does this every time the GOP opens it mouth on any issue. I think they’re used to it.

    • Mustang

      It’s reasonable compared to Texas.

      See? It’s all in the marketing.

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Email from a fleet truck supplier this afternoon.

    We have been notified of 2023 model year price increases as well.

    Chevrolet/GMC 1500 – increase of about 10% from the 2022 Limited model

    Chevrolet/GMC 2500/3500 – increase of 14.5% from 2022 model

    I sell RAM, Ford, Mercedes & Toyota’s as well and I am confident we are looking at the same issues regarding price increases.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Chevrolet/GMC 1500 – increase of about 10% from the 2022 Limited model

      Just noticed that. Wowsers.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Car prices have already been in excess of overall inflation. Jeezus.

  17. KSuellington

    I much prefer the universal health care in Liberia to that of Papua New Guinea, but not as much as that of Bangladesh.

    • hayeksplosives

      How about the free universal female genital mutilation in Sudan?

      • KSuellington

        Years ago after the birth of our first son I was talking to the old Ob/Gyn about circumcisions. We opted out for our boys. I asked him how many he had done. “Oh I’ve done thousands over the years.” What did you do with the foreskins? “Well I had them preserved in a jar of formaldehyde in my office for years. Then I finally figured I should put them to some use. So I brought them to a leather maker and told him to make me something. He ended up making me a wallet out of them, which I still carry.” Oh yeah, is that all he could make? “Well when you rub it, it turns into a briefcase.”

      • Mustang

        Even if this is a joke it’s still weird.

      • KSuellington

        Totally true story. Don’t be such a stiff.

      • Sensei

        It would appear it is bicoastal. I’ve heard that as kid here on east coast.

        It has been decades of course…

      • Compelled Speechless

        I just heard a variation of this for the first time recently. It’s more gross than shocking or funny,

    • Drake

      There isn’t a thing a cup of cow piss won’t cure.

    • Tonio

      When that first came out I debunked it with maps. India is in the “free but not universal” category, ie healthcare is free if your village has a doctor, but there are lots of places without doctors.

      • juris imprudent

        Bah – these are people that have no compunction about environmental destruction around the world for their Green dream. Lithium mining and processing – not HERE, let them do it over THERE.

    • hayeksplosives

      Those four Indian dudes are doing a bang-up job of biological research with their investigations into new and exciting human/reptile STDs. And it was free!!

      • R.J.

        As a person with some medical background- Can you even explain how that is possible?

      • juris imprudent

        I think that was intended as a riff on sheep/syphilis to human/syphilis and/or the zoonotic origin of COVID.

      • hayeksplosives

        What JI said…

        I missed your original point, RJ.

      • R.J.

        How does a guy rape a giant lizard? Besides ‘very carefully.’

      • Count Potato

        You don’t have to go that far. A nice meal, a warm rock, maybe a few candles, then put on “Godzilla” by BÖC. It’s like Barry White to them.

      • hayeksplosives

        I really don’t want to form a strong mental image that I would subsequently have to purge from my brain, but I can only assume they took turns shoving their dicks up its cloaca while the other three guys held the lizard. Monitor lizards are very strong and not very friendly, so this must have been a dare or hazing of some kind.

        And I honestly don’t know if there are any STDs people share with reptiles. The guys are however at risk of salmonella from the lizard.

      • R.J.

        ‘Salmonella Penis’ is a great metal band name.

  18. Tres Cool

    Why do we have a tennis pavilion ?
    “Photos of injuries were redacted in the records, but one photo that was released shows an agent’s wool overcoat that was ripped on March 6 as the president and first lady returned indoors from the White House Tennis Pavilion.”

    And please tell me this will be on Judge Judy: “After some deep thought and reflection, I don’t believe the USSS should be responsible for the damage to my coat as the cause was not under their control. To be compensated in this manner would essentially have the cost borne by the tax payer and this would be unjust,” the agent wrote, adding: “the responsibility should lie with the party responsible for the wrong doing (i.e. tort), and that of course would be the dog owner/s.”

    Im going to bed.

  19. Mustang

    That dumb healthcare vs rocket dicks map….

    There’s a lot of lefties who woke up to the COVID narrative but still support universal healthcare. Joe Rogan (yes, he is a leftist) will talk about the COVID narrative being total bullshit and then immediately pivot to his support of Bernie Sanders and universal healthcare and not even bat an eye. It never occurs to them that what happened during COVID is exactly how they’d treat all healthcare forever.

    • Tonio

      It’s the bizarre comparison of two dissimilar things that offended me, as well as the hysterical tone and general dishonesty. But if you look behind the curtain you see the resentment and envy over people who can afford to spend a few million on a trip to space. They want to confiscate and re-distribute that wealth. And these are not all poors; some of the most vicious progs I know boast about their families’ vacation properties.

      • hayeksplosives

        Only the wealthiest progs could afford their policies if they’re ever fully enacted.

      • Compelled Speechless

        They can usually afford to lobby themselves a loophole for themselves too.

    • C. Anacreon

      Joe Rogan (yes, he is a leftist)

      Unpossible. I just saw someone on Twitter assert that both Rogan and Bill Maher are far right.

  20. juris imprudent

    …whose primary mission on her various posts was to improve the conditions for other rules-followers, that is, to foster civil society in such precarious places as Somalia, Kyrgyzstan, and Armenia. This, she argues, advances the interests of the United States by reducing regional instability and developing reliable new trading partners.

    Someone hit the Winston klaxon.

    • Tundra

      Wow. Even for the Bee, that’s first rate.

      The Trump plot twist especially.

      • hayeksplosives

        ?

        And the “Why not both?” throwaway at the end. Nice.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      “Why not Both?”
      Classic Elon

      • hayeksplosives

        Wow. They went there!

      • Tundra

        And on Holy Thursday. Bravo, Bee!

  21. kinnath

    My home weather station is reporting steady state winds of 20 to 25 mph. It showing peak winds in the upper 30s. The howling wind is getting on me nerves.

    • Sensei

      With the way my power company keeps its lines clear of trees every that happens here I wonder if I will keep my electricity.

  22. The Hyperbole

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    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Windows Shell, fixes what ails ya!

    • Sean

      I’ll be identifying as a woman for the purposes of scoring today. I think that will make me the first trans person in the competition.

      Celebrate me.

    • The Hyperbole

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      Bobarian LMD 20
      Grummun 20
      Tundra 20
      Winded 20
      kinnath 22
      MikeS 22
      Name’s BEAM, James BEAM 22
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      Rat on a train 23
      whiz 23
      Ghostpatzer 24
      Raven Nation 25
      The Hyperbole 25
      JG43 26
      Necron 99 27
      Translucent Chum 28
      The Other Kevin 30

      Chump(s)
      SDF-7 115
      Dr, Fronkensteen 121

      Women’s Division
      Champ(s)
      Sean 24

      ‘To be the best you got to beat the best’ and Ted S. is making a strong case for being the best. A couple chumps today but not altogether horrible. Sean, seeing an opportunity, takes the Women’s Division title (although I suspect if one true athena’s had bothered to post she could have beat a lousy 24.) Weekly Roundup tomorrow, let’s finish strong people!

      • Sean

        Woohoo!

      • db

        don’t forget:

        db 22

      • The Hyperbole

        Sorry db, I missed your entry today but I got it into the record books now so it will count towards your weekly average and what not.

        I’ve been having computer issues, which isn’t a justification but it is an excuse.

      • db

        hey, no problem.

  23. The Hyperbole

    On an entirely unrelated note, fuck you, windows 11 for not allowing me to dock the task bar on the right side of my screen.

    • Mojeaux

      dock the task bar on the right side of my screen

      I knew there was a reason I like you.

      • The Hyperbole

        And here I was assuming it was my dashing good looks and rapier wit.

  24. kinnath

    Oh No! DNC fucks over Iowa

    On Wednesday, a panel of Democratic National Committee (DNC) members voted to strip Iowa of its first-in-the-nation status.

    The DNC voted to adopt a plan that will no longer guarantee Iowa at the front of the presidential nominating calendar, now forcing Iowa Democrats to have to make the case as to why they should be reinstated to the first position.

    The plan removes Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, and South Carolina from an early voting window and requires all states to apply for a new waiver if they want that early window status. The proposal would look toward states that can promote “diversity and a fair process.”

    1) Can’t trust those honkys in Iowa.

    2) Too hard to spoof a caucus system. People show up. People vote. No mail in ballots to lose or create at the last minute.

    3) Kamala can’t possibly fucking win in Iowa.

    • Sean

      CommaLa can’t win anywhere.

      • rhywun

        Maybe they think her “win” will be more plausible in “diverse” states.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I have a hard time getting too worked up about this.

      • robc

        Ditto.

        If we are going to have staggered primaries, then smallest to largest makes the most sense to me.

        Do 5 states at a time across 10 different Tuesdays. Why smallest first? Because a bad result doesn’t matter mathematically. Yeah, it might give slightly more power to Wyoming than they deserve, but anyone performing bad can just blow it off and focus on the next round.

        First five would by Wyoming, Vermont, Alaska, North Dakota, and South Dakota. I think not flopping is all a candidate would need to do.

        Doesn’t meet the diversity goal of the DNC though.

      • robc

        Iowa would be in the 4th group.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Substitute MS and DE for the Dakotas.

      • kinnath

        I am perfectly happy having Iowa disappear in the primary schedule. No one gave a shit about the caucuses until Jimmy Fucking Carter. It will be nice to go back to obscurity.

      • R.J.

        Well said.

    • grrizzly

      Didn’t Iowa completely fuck up counting the results last time? A punishment is well deserved.

      • kinnath

        The Dems used an application developed for a lot of money by a tiny company with an inside angle to the DNC (or some Dem authority group). The app was delivered without testing and failed spectacular on caucus night. The national org blamed the state org, but it was cronyism from the national level that lead to the fuck up.

  25. Scruffy Nerfherder

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    • Sensei

      Isn’t that just part of being Irish?

  26. Winston

    https://mises.org/library/gore-vidal-and-revisionism

    In summary, then, Gore Vidal’s American Chronicle novels tell a tale of American history that would seem passing strange to anyone whose understanding of the subject is confined to what has long been conventionally taught in American public schools and colleges. In Vidal’s American history, the Founding Fathers are not graven saints, but fallible mortals driven as often by vanity, greed, and lust (whether for power or for the flesh of attractive slave girls) as by any belief in the nobility of their cause, and more often bent on benefiting themselves and the members of their social class than on benefiting Americans in general. In Vidal’s American history, Abraham Lincoln preserved the Union at the cost of destroying everything about it that had made it worth preserving — the protections supposedly afforded by the Constitution to the inalienable individual rights of American citizens. In Vidal’s American history, a cabal of racist imperialists had seized control of the federal government within scarcely more than a hundred years of the Constitution’s ratification, and sent its young men on a rampage of international meddling and mass murder that culminated in the total destruction of two Japanese cities. In Vidal’s American history, it was the United States, not the Soviet Union, that launched and then prolonged the Cold War.

    LOL, Mises.org defending Vidal’s proto-wokeness. What could go wrong? America has now adopted most of Riggenbach’s revisionism except the American corporate state and American foreign interventionist is still exulted. Whoops!

  27. Winston

    https://nationalpost.com/opinion/ted-morton-after-40-years-the-charter-is-still-one-of-the-worst-bargains-in-canadian-history

    From a provincial point of view, the Charter of Rights and Freedoms was one of the worst bargains ever struck in the history of Canadian federalism. In practice it is little more than the old, discredited power of disallowance in disguise: a federal veto over provincial policy exercised by the Supreme Court rather than by the cabinet. Pierre Trudeau must be smiling from his grave.

    Federalism is itself a form of protecting minority rights. Each province is a minority. Quebec first and foremost, because of its unique linguistic and ethnic heritage, but the other provinces as well. But this version of Canadian federalism is being sacrificed on the altar of a new version of minority rights.

    Which takes us to the winners’ circle. Any policy touching on bilingual education, Aboriginal issues, abortion, LGBT or feminist issues, or prisoner voting rights — if a provincial government does not accede to the interest group’s demands, that government can expect to be hauled into court and usually lose.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      That’s a great article, and Ted’s been one of the most under-rated political thinkers on the Canadian scene for a very long time.

      I had high hopes for the Charter until the first time I actually sat down and read it through (in Uni, natch, for a PoliSci seminar around, oh, ’84 or so). Fuckin’ Section 1 is a goddamn kill-switch for the rest of the document. ”Fundamental law” my ass.

  28. Winston

    https://unherd.com/thepost/the-nhs-is-using-covid-to-push-for-more-restrictions/

    There was an agreement struck at the start of the pandemic. That in order to prevent the healthcare system from being overwhelmed — and to “flatten the curve” unprecedented limits — restrictions would be placed on everyday activities. But there is a significant difference between a society limiting basic freedoms because of an acute emergency, and a society having its freedoms depending on the capacity of a healthcare service years down the line. In a liberal democracy, is it right that restrictions are normalised, and that sweeping limits can be placed on individuals at the whim of healthcare bosses?

    Where and when was this agreement made? I never made it.

    • Animal

      Something something social contract.

  29. Animal

    So, I bought this.

    Ought to be pretty handy for casual bumming around in the woods – good for fur, feathers, both.

    • Sean

      Neat.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Isn’t that one you wrote a piece on a couple years back? Looks like value appreciated significantly.

      • Animal

        The one I wrote about was the Marble’s Game-Getter, but I mentioned the 24 in that bit, and I think also in one of the “Guns You Need for ‘X'” articles. I’ve always liked them. These things are commanding some money now, especially the older ones like this with the nicer wood and the better barrel selector. This one was made in 1962; the ones made in the late Seventies and Eighties had cheaper stocks and the barrel selector was some stamped dingus on the hammer instead of the more robust frame-mounted type.

        This one even is in my preferred caliber/gauge combo, .22WMR and 20 gauge. I like a little more punch than a .22LR where big snowshoe hares and maybe the occasional fox are in the mix. They’re very popular up here; can’t hardly find them in shops or shows.

      • Fourscore

        Someone did a great job restocking that Gem of the North. Very nice

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s some butthole clenching

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Poor Kruggy is going to be so surprised when we get unemployment and inflation at the same time.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’d mine her blockchain.

      • Tundra

        I think she was (is?) dating Malice.

        Lucky bastard.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I just need to identify as an anarchist Ukrainian Jew and I’m in.

      • Count Potato

        What exactly are you implying?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’d store my private key in her hot wallet.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      That’s White Sands in New Mexico, not the beach. Now I have yet another reason to go back there.  ?

      • Tundra

        Oh, were there words?

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      So, just another Thursday for the Big Guy.

    • TARDis

      Disgrace. That’s all. His handlers are evil incarnate, but I have zero sympathy for him.

      BTW where is Dr. Wifey? I can’t recall seeing her lately.

  30. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: Musk no longer Twitter’s largest shareholder after Vanguard stock buy

    The title of Twitter’s largest shareholder no longer belongs to Tesla and Space X CEO Elon Musk.

    According to the Wall Street Journal, Vanguard Group, an asset managing firm, increased its stake in the tech giant to 10.3 percent.

    “Asset manager Vanguard Group recently upped its stake in the social-media platform and is now the company’s largest shareholder, bumping Mr. Musk out of the top spot,” The Wall Street Journal reported.

    “Vanguard disclosed on April 8 that it now owns 82.4 million shares of Twitter, or 10.3% of the company, according to the most recent publicly available filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.”

    Vanguard had previously owned 67.2 million shares of Twitter (8.4 percent), according to FactSet.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-musk-no-longer-twitters-largest-shareholder-after-vanguard-stock-buy/

    • Tundra

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

      This is fun.

    • TARDis

      No mention of Blackrock? Curious.

      • Tundra

        They are a large shareholder, too. Vanguard started, but count on them jumping in soon.

      • TARDis

        SMH
        We are stuck between evil and even more evil.

    • Ted S.

      For those of 8s who have money invested in various of Vanguard’s mutual funds, what the fuck are they supposed to invest in?

      • R.J.

        Think of this: For plan B, what if he is working with places like Vanguard and Blackrock to buy up stock, then turn around and sell to him when the stock continues to tank, which it has been doing since the draconian turn to censorship? He actually gets Twitter much cheaper and bypasses the woketards.

    • db

      If Twitter’s board rejects Musk’s offer and there is no other higher offer to take the company private, what does the smart money think happens? Does the stock tank? Does it pop up to Musk’s valuation?

    • rhywun

      lol

      I do like their tea. Better than that Lipton horror.

  31. R.J.

    Hey, there is an update to the pinned post on SP.

    • Tundra

      Thank you.

      I love you, SP, OMWC and WebDom.

    • db

      I am greatly saddened. I wish for OMWC and WebDom and SP that it were otherwise.

      I wish you the best time you can possibly have with what remains to you, and that you keep only the best and fondest memories.

      SP, I’m sorry I haven’t met you in person, but having spoken with you on the Zooms, you live up to your reputation of brightening the space and I wish you the brightest days with family and friends ahead.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Oh man, that blows.

      Cancer has struck at my family multiple times, and I’ll likely die someday of the same cancer my Mom and her sister died of (liver), and I am so, so sorry to hear this news, but I’m almost buoyed by SP’s decision to live her final time without chemo intervention — it gave my Mom clarity and peace (and energy!) for much of her final months.

      God Bless, SP, OMWC and WebDom.