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  1. Shpip

    Comedian John Oliver last month dedicated a 22-minute segment of his weekly HBO late-night show to a deep dive on housing policy and rising rents.

    To be fair, Oliver’s target audience wears ignorance of basic economics as a badge of honor.

    • Swiss Servator

      Yeah, if you turn to that knucklehead for an explanation of…well, anything, you have issues.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The English accent didn’t win you over?

      • SDF-7

        hums

        the moment that he speaks he makes some other Englishman despise him…

        Swiss is probably close enough to European to pick up on that.

      • Raven Nation

        Swiss: just sent an e-mail to you and copied Tonio (using e-mail addresses we’ve used in the past, not sure who often you check them) about an article I just submitted.

    • rhywun

      The sad part is that a bright five-year-old could pick up the concepts in that article but the likes of John Oliver are too educated to understand them and will just plug their ears and cry “Rhee!”

  2. Sensei

    Typical IGN. No mention of power consumption on the Nvidia vs AMD article.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah — I’ve got a 2080 in my current rig and sat out the 3000 series because it has been good enough (and it was impossible to get for what, two years or so?). Hearing figures tossed about for 400 to 650W just for the graphics card makes me think I can stick with it in lieu of a space heater… especially in the summer with 105 degree temps and all.

      • Sensei

        I have a 3080 that replaced a 1080. I waited 18 months to get it at list from evga.

        If you don’t overclock for minimal FPS gain power consumption on most titles isn’t excessively worse. But it is higher. Random guess is like 20%.

        My PS is 1000w so I didn’t care. It is so big because the 850 I wanted was out of stock.

      • SDF-7

        I had to go look — normally I “go big or go home” but apparently I was trying to keep this build relatively quiet and I went with a 760W. So if I do go with a 4000 series, I’ll be looking at changing that out too.. and likely would wait and get the next gen Ryzen when it comes out – so that’s mb / ram / cpu (ddr5 only, iirc)… so yeah, that would be building a whole new system. I might want to do that… but I can’t really justify it on need. Current system should be fine for another year or so..

      • Sensei

        Yes, next Gen AMD is ddr5 only. Intel MBs will do either, but not both.

        Intel’s latest generation big/little actually has better performance, but AMD could close that if they can up the clock speed and IPC.

  3. SDF-7

    Alternate Friday music. For some reason, the main page article blurb triggered this as an ear worm… so now I’ll share.

  4. SDF-7

    Re: Spoon Fries.. given fries really have to be freshly cooked / hot — I’m not really convinced they’d work out. And a spoonful of ketchup with a fry is way too much for my tastes. Y’all enjoy it (if you’re in the UK apparently) if you want.

    • TARDis

      This reminds me of girls I knew in high school who ate peanut butter with a spoon. Just put a straw in the ketchup and be done with it.

      • SDF-7

        PB with a spoon? I married one. 😉 She doesn’t drink ketchup though, thank goodness.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Does she really eat PB with a spoon? Or did you catch her with a spoon a jar of PB and that was her claim? How did she explain the big grin on the dog?

      • SDF-7

        She really does, I’ve seen it. And we currently only have cats. I don’t think the PB trick works on them, you reprobate 😉 !

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, with cats you have to dunk your balls in the water at the bottom of a tuna can

      • Pine_Tree

        I do peanut butter with a spoon sometimes, as a mini-meal.

        I don’t really care about ketchup. But to tell the truth, if nobody were watching I’d eat a whole bowl of Chick-Fil-A Sauce just like it was pudding.

      • Count Potato

        I remember articles saying you shouldn’t do that because you could choke to death.

      • Count Potato

        “‘DANGEROUS’ PEANUT BUTTER

        Jan. 18, 1981

        The recommendation is made to avoid holiday overeating by curbing the appetite by eating a small amount before heading out for an evening’s festivities (”Staying Slim Through the Holidays,” by Alexandra Penney, Dec. 14). It states: ”… a tablespoon or two of peanut butter is an especially good choice.”

        This advice can be fatal.

        We have records of persons choking to death after eating peanut butter off a spoon. The problem is that the thick substance becomes lodged in the throat or spreads through the lungs and cannot be removed by any means. If one chooses to eat peanut butter, put it on a piece of bread. In reports of choking incidents, it has been proved that the Heimlich Maneuver has expelled peanut-buttered bread from the throats of choking victims and saved their lives. HENRY J. HEIMLICH, M.D. Professor of Advanced Clinical Sciences Xavier University

        Cincinnati”

        https://www.nytimes.com/1981/01/18/magazine/l-dangerous-peanut-butter-227906.html

      • rhywun

        Peanut butter is correctly eaten melted on toast and therefore not a choking hazard. Any other usage of the product is unacceptable.

      • Sean

        No love for celery as a delivery platform?

      • rhywun

        I just don’t like it room temperature – blech.

      • Nephilium

        No peanut butter cookies?

      • rhywun

        Hm. In a pinch.

      • kinnath

        Spread across a tortilla and then rolled up.

        No muss; no fuss; easy snack.

      • R.J.

        My dad ate sardine and peanut butter sandwiches.

      • slumbrew

        Son of a monster confirmed.

      • Gadfly

        The best is peanut butter with honey on a toasted English muffin.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        So… do we ban peanut butter, or spoons? Or both?

        I mean, if it saves one life…

      • Gender Traitor

        You don’t swallow the spoon with the peanut butter./unabashedly eats peanut butter with from a spoon.

      • R.J.

        I eat it with a spoon. Not dead yet.

      • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

        Peanut butter, like ice cream, is to be eaten with a fork.

        It’s like I don’t even know you people. Sheesh.

    • Chafed

      Limey hardest hit. Speaking of which, whatever happened to our British brother?

    • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

      Ketchup is like mayo. Disgusting.

  5. Pope Jimbo

    I’m sorry to go OT a bit early, but I need to run and have to post this report from Sunny Minnesoda. If it is true, there should be committees investigating in the state legislature.

    Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher on Friday detailed what he called an “example of the failed juvenile justice system.” Fletcher explained on his “Live on Patrol” Facebook page that a juvenile theft and crime spree had taken place earlier in the week that stretched over several suburban cities including Edina, Eden Prairie, Roseville, Bloomington, and Minnetonka. The juveniles allegedly stole credit cards and other items, rummaged through vehicles and stole two vehicles from a residence in Minnetonka.

    I don’t know why the sheriff of the second largest county in Minnesoda would lie, but man this seems like it can’t be true.

    • Pope Jimbo

      From 07/05 – 07/07 a juvenile crime wave of 4 offenders swept over the southwest suburbs of Minneapolis.
      The crime wave started on 07/05 with 5 thefts in the span of about 3 hours in City of Edina. A worker had his lunchbox and credit cards stolen. The suspects did not stop there and rummaged through two more vehicles and ran into an open attached garage committing a burglary stealing items then fleeing from the home owner when confronted. The suspects Used stolen credit cards form the thefts in St. Paul and Roseville.

      The crime wave continued on 07/06 with the suspects committing a burglary in Eden Prairie stealing credit cards, sunglasses, and rummaging through two vehicles. The crime continued where a Gray BMW X7 was stolen from an open garage with the key in it. The credit cards were used at the Cedar Food and Grill and a Holiday Gas Station. The suspects were seen using the same stolen Gray BMW X7 to rummage through other cars. Later, in Minneapolis a citizen called in a complaint of 4 – 5 people smoking something around a dark colored SUV. The SUV was the same BWM X7 stolen in Eden Prairie earlier that night. The vehicle fled before MPD arrived.

      On Thursday the crime wave yet again struck when Minnetonka PD responded to a burglary where two vehicles were stolen. One of the vehicles stolen was a Tesla Model S which was located later by MPD in Minneapolis with a credit card from the Edina thefts. The second vehicle stolen was a BMW 328i Later in the day, Minneapolis PD was dispatched to Cub Foods on Snelling Ave S on a report of several juveniles causing a disturbance the juveniles fled in the EP Stolen BMW X7 and another vehicle (thought to be Minnetonka’s stolen BMW 328i).

      The spree culminated when Bloomington PD were alerted to the presence of the two stolen vehicles at the Mall of America. Using video surveillance Bloomington PD tracked the suspects inside of the Mall. When BPD attempted to detain the suspects they attempted to flee on foot. The suspects were apprehended and had two handguns on them. One handgun had the serial numbers scratched off. Two of the suspects had the key fobs on them for the vehicles which were located in the parking lot. THEY WERE RELEASED TO THEIR PARENTS because the Hennepin Juvenile Detention Center does not hold property crime offenders. All 3 suspects have an auto theft history and 2 have a weapons history prior to this arrest. – Back on the streets.

      • Pope Jimbo

        JULY 14 UPDATE ON LAST WEEKS HENNEPIN COUNTY JUVENILE CRIME SPREE

        The juvenile suspects released to their parents last week – mentioned in the post below – continued their crime spree this week. On July 12, two of them were seen stealing from the Speedway Gas Station at Cedar and 47th in Minneapolis. They ran to a blue Kia that they had stolen earlier and attempted to flee by ramming a Minneapolis Police squad car. They were arrested again – and released to their parents again.

        Not surprisingly, one of the suspects was arrested again this morning (7-14) by Edina police after he rammed one of their squad cars with a stolen vehicle from Brooklyn Park.

      • Sean

        That’s some GTA level action.

      • Pope Jimbo

        BELIEVE IT OR NOT – JULY 15 – Two juvenile suspects were arrested a third time last night for several robberies, after being released to their parents twice in the last week. Female victims were punched in their face several times. Minneapolis Police did pursue the suspects in a stolen car and arrested the two juvenile male suspects and two females. More info tonight on ‘Live on Patrol’ at 9:11 pm.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m not going to sugar coat this, but I think those parents might need to take some child rearing lessons.

        Any odds that the parents of these kids are the same parents of the Fighting Diaper Babies?

      • Chafed

        100%

      • Sean

        Gotta start em young.

      • SDF-7

        At this point, who could blame them for logically concluding there are zero consequences for their actions?

      • hayeksplosives

        You get more of what you reward, less of what you punish.

        “BUT THEY’RE JUST KIDS!! They have their whole lives ahead of them.”

        Me: that’s what I’m afraid of.

      • Gender Traitor

        They should identify the addresses of the alleged adults to whom the juveniles were released.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You will know them pretty well, I’m sure. They will be prominently displayed at press conferences when they are bemoaning the fact that their sweet kid was shot.

        I almost wonder if these parents are hoping a city cop kills their asshole kid. They can cash out big time.

      • rhywun

        It’s almost like leftist jurisdictions WANT crime to increase.

      • hayeksplosives

        I had coffee with an LEO acquaintance yesterday. We talked about Minneapolis crime in the last few years.

        He said he couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to be a cop in Minneapolis, with a mayor and city council pretty much saying they want to slash your department’s funding, put a bunch of your colleagues out of work, and dealing with a hostile public.

        I had to agree with him. Unfortunately, it’s the best cops who voluntarily leave, whether for another city or another profession.

  6. Stinky Wizzleteats

    You see, the thing about Oliver is he’s an idiot and a smug one at that.

    Also not funny; also a douchebag

    • TARDis

      Sometimes I’ll rant about things, and my wife will tell this douche has the same opinion. Wut?
      I’m hoping it’s because he’s sometimes correct. Otherwise… fuuuuhhhck me.
      /Am I the douche?

      • Lord Humungus

        We’re all douche-bags ’round here.

    • Sensei

      Also the age of the perp was noted as 17. Doc could have been mislead however.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Almost starting to sound like a setup story that some took the bait and ran with ‘hoax’ rather than…’I have questions’.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Asserting the law was broken: actionable (maybe, depends); Questioning whether law was broken: not actionable.

      I could be wrong though, my JD is in bird law.

      • SDF-7

        Is that so you could get your beak wet, or were you just winging it when you chose your area of focus?

        (Alternate — are you just that talon-ted?)

      • Chafed

        Harvey Birdman is that you?

      • Tres Cool

        +1 Charlie

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m not sure, but the Indiana AG is looking into that.

      • JasonAZ

        Hey, she was trespassing on HOLY ground! We cannot let that slide, except for when it’s team blue agents doing it.

    • rhywun

      And they say Trump is the one who just agrees with whatever he hears from the last person who talked to him.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That was my thought as well.

    • SDF-7

      ‘The Palestinian people deserve a state of their own’

      Give ’em Delaware then, Joe.

      • Chafed

        Lol

    • db

      If they went back to the old name, it would become a woke paradise overnight.

      • db
  7. Nephilium

    It’s a Friday, and what was going to be a relatively quiet weekend has turned into a busy one. However, I’m still going to be home tonight and tomorrow to provide entertainment to you people. Here’s the link to the Zoom/Happy Hour/LJB talk which will kick off at 20:00 Eastern.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      provide entertainment to you people

      Neph is gonna shitfaced, everyone!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Odd fetish, but okay.

      • Nephilium

        Not tonight. Got to get up early to head down to a farmer’s market, make some stops in that neighborhood, and make it to a brewery for dinner to partake of Cleveland Burger Week ($6 burgers are too good a deal to pass up in the current day). Sunday is brunch, and then enjoying the Taste of Tremont festival.

    • rhywun

      “the Western alliance”

      JFC. Just call us the “Allies” already.

    • grrizzly

      I want the West to be humiliated. I want the West to lose. If it involves a loss of territory by Ukraine, so be it. Laundering money for most of the US political class has its consequences.

  8. Tres Cool

    I have no idea why but the music link triggered some long-dormant synapse in my head and I thought of Liz Phair for NSFW content.

    *she has (had) nice t0ts, too

    • Tundra

      She’s holding up well. Always dug her, too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Saw her in smaller venue during that tour. She’s good looking in person too.

  9. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Wanna buy some wind chimes?

    https://maf-arms.com/

    • db

      cute

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Yes…cute. I bet they make a great sound too 💥

      • db

        Music of the spheres

  10. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    My new neighbors are not Brandon fans 👍

    • Ownbestenemy

      For funsies, you should extol the virtues of DC life and complain about how people are much dirtier out in the sticks.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        LOL

        (their truck is pristine)

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well ya, they probably actually paid for it. We had a blast with the locals. Helps my wife…is the way she is.

    • Count Potato

      Um, Paul Joseph Watson, that is.

      • kinnath

        who?

        and why do I care?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Looking through that thread…it looks like a hit piece trying to tie influential Twitter personalities to an alt-right grooming/sexual predator ring.

      • Ownbestenemy

        coming from someone with the handle “heardbeliever”

      • Count Potato

        After Milo published that bullshit hit piece about Lauren Southern, PJW posted something on Twitter like “Look at me. I’m handsome. Of course I’ve been inside her.” Imagine my shock, that he was a complete douchebag.

    • The Other Kevin

      I find it somewhat amusing that the very people who “fortified” the election and moved heaven and earth to prop up his basement candidacy are now saying things like this.

      • rhywun

        hungry for new blood and new ideas

        Be afraid.

      • Sensei

        +1 AOC

      • Shpip

        Alexandra Chadwick went to the polls in 2020 with the single goal of ousting Donald J. Trump. A 22-year-old first-time voter, she saw Joseph R. Biden Jr. as more of a safeguard than an inspiring political figure, someone who could stave off threats to abortion access, gun control and climate policy.

        In other words, your standard-issue aspiring midwit.

        /reads rest of article

        It’s clueless young people all the way down.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Without reading the article, I assume it’s lots of “Why hasn’t he canceled my student loans!?! Why do I still have to pay rent?!? We need someone who will save the planet by canceling capitalism!!!”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just pray they don’t JFK him.

      • Count Potato

        JFK was shot in brain. So that wouldn’t work.

    • The Other Kevin

      What percent of the world is on board with this? 10%? Remember when Trump was an international embarrassment?

    • db

      Was the pole pointed?

    • The Other Kevin

      So he DID touch someone with a 10 foot pole?

    • rhywun

      I’m starting to think she is somehow more stupid than evil.

      • JasonAZ

        Why not both?

    • Count Potato

      LOL

  11. Winston

    https://unherd.com/2022/07/how-we-became-the-dropout-society/

    This rising disaffection has severe implications for our political and economic health. Capitalism certainly is not in good stead. A strong majority of people in 28 countries around the world believe capitalism does more harm than good. More than four in five worry about job loss. It’s hard to sell a system that provides so little opportunity, particularly for new entrants and small firms.

    End of History, Right?

    It is possible to imagine a future society in which a small, hyper-productive managerial elite delivers food, housing, and pleasure to unemployed and demotivated plebs. This idea has wide acceptance among American tech oligarchs. According to Greg Ferenstein, who interviewed 147 digital company founders, most believe that “an increasingly greater share of economic wealth will be generated by a smaller slice of very talented or original people. Everyone else will increasingly subsist on some combination of part-time entrepreneurial ‘gig work’ and government aid.” This notion, usually associated with Universal Basic Income (UBI), has been endorsed by numerous oligarchs, including Mark Zuckerberg, Pierre Omidyar, Elon Musk, and Sam Altman.

    Is it me or does this sound like a dystopian hell? The instability and totalitarianism of this “society” sounds horrific.

    I mean in many ways “the Great Reset” is trying to do exactly this. Keeping the proles dumb and poor reduces the welfare checks and prevents them from rebelling. And a massive police state will be needed to keep order. Oh and reducing the global population will reduce the number of proles and the need to pay them or surveil them.

    Does modern tech make this inevitable? I hope not…

    • Winston

      This prospect — of governments providing their citizens with unearned lucre to boost consumption — would seem a natural fit for a population that is unmotivated and often lacks useful skills. Rather than working, people can live in subsidised apartments and spend their time feeding their cats, losing themselves in the emerging metaverse, drinking, and smoking pot as they grow old without ever starting a family. A prototype for this model has already been glimpsed in America’s Covid-19 relief program and in Biden’s proposed Build Back Better plan, which would have extended benefits to those who were able to join the workforce but don’t care to.

      Some may call this socialism, but it is closer to Brave New World. Marxists and social democrats, whatever their flaws, traditionally celebrated work. They did not envision a a stagnant, oligarchic society that would come to resemble the last centuries of the Roman Empire or Qing dynasty China. As author Aaron Renn suggests, societies where income transfers have become a way of life tend to be bad for their members. Native American tribes that receive a form of de facto UBI from casinos show shocking levels of drug abuse, alcoholism, and idleness.

      • The Other Kevin

        Oh come on, I hear from reliable sources that those idle people will suddenly become motivated to become artists and musicians once they get all that free time.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I guess if we actually had capitalism….

      • Winston

        Except that would mean acknowledging that the “liberal world order” is flawed and getting worse which is “populist” and “reactionary” or something…

      • JasonAZ

        Or, if academia was actually teaching what free market capitalism actually is, instead of propagandizing the youth into Marxists.

  12. LCDR_Fish

    Hola Glibs – still behind on reading most posts this week – not busy at work, but limited computer access.

    Mentioned a week or two back, but I will be in San Diego for about 10 days starting next Tues. Guess San Diego Comic-Con is over the weekend – but obviously been sold out for a while. Not sure how crowded the restaurants/bars in the gaslamp district get – guess I might need to hang out closer to my hotel or base.

    • Tundra

      Nice! As a Minnesota boy, it warmed my heart that Velveeta was first on the Suggestions board.

      Surprised it wasn’t Jell-O or tater tots!

      • Tres Cool

        Dontcha just combine the 3 for hot dish?

      • Tundra

        Fucking heathen.

        No.

        Tater tots go on top of hot dish, jello belongs in a mold with canned fruit and velveeta is for when you are feeling fancy and want to have that special Mexican treat: Nachos.

    • slumbrew

      At least it’s a sale and not just giving money away, for a change.

      • Ownbestenemy

        True…I was enraged to not notice it was a sale to Estonia. Seems we are arming the whole Eastern front.

      • The Other Kevin

        I don’t know why we’re complaining about the economy. The defense and pharmaceutical industries are making BANK this decade.

      • rhywun

        Estonia, Norway, and South Korea should bitchily ask why they aren’t getting free weapons.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Who’s giving them the money to buy the weapons?

      • hayeksplosives

        Money printer goes WHIRRRRR!!!

        My (ostensibly important) project to maintain our domestic nuclear stockpile has been paused until September due to lack of federal funds. But by all means, let’s keep stoking the fire in East Europe.

        Who needs a nuclear deterrent in current year?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Update on my budget. I had 6000 left over for supplies to maintain equipment and I am being told its getting yanked. Outside of our normal logistics and payroll, I am operating without a budget. We are begging for shit like rags (for oil cleanup) and hunting for things.

        FedGov is normally a shitshow with bad money management but right now…its outright obvious we are funneling budgeted monies to Ukraine.

      • db

        This is really not going to end well.

      • hayeksplosives

        I preferred “America First” to this crap. Especially since we have a pretty good idea that Biden (via Hunter) is profiting from this, and that he is highly motivated to keep details of his dealings with Ukraine from seeing the light of day.

        I pasted a link to flashback article from Jan 20, 2021 at the end of the Stoicism dead thread. It’s about how Biden was going to help Ukraine reform and purge itself of corruption.

      • Count Potato

        Just pile the oil-soaked rags somewhere warm and wait until it burns the place down.

      • db

        Was there salt on the margarita?

      • hayeksplosives

        I question whether the nuclear weapons program should remain in the Dept of Energy at all. It’s clearly a defense program, and there’s is a major schism between the folks who want to emphasize clean energy and saving the environment, vs those who want to ensure our nuclear weapons will work if we need them and also develop ways of detecting nefarious nuclear weapons stuff our enemies might be up to.

        But there is one DoE budget, and one Energy Secretary.

    • The Other Kevin

      * checks on my teen’s locust army *

      • Ownbestenemy

        I have an ant army, but I have yet to take control of them. I am allowing them to build their defenses before I reign supreme.

    • Sean

      I’ve got a contingent of ladybugs in the fridge and 2 praying mantis egg sacks waiting to hatch.

    • Count Potato

      I think that Emmanuel Macron’s job?

      Anyway maybe R.J.could do Ben or Willard for movie night.

    • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

      Well, here at Glibs, our secret labs are working on the squirrel army!

    • Shpip

      “I wanted to create the largest frog army in history,”

      I see nothing at all wrong with this, as long as my amphibian minions toad the line.

    • creech

      Strangely enough, my demand curve is raised but my supply curve isn’t.

  13. Winston

    https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/On_Liberty/Chapter_1

    Despotism is a legitimate mode of government in dealing with barbarians, provided the end be their improvement, and the means justified by actually effecting that end.

    Important context to Mill’s support for experiments in living.

    • R.J.

      Barbarians = Brutals

  14. Shpip

    Apropos of nothing, today marks the 25th anniversary of Gianni Versace’s murder.

    I must admit, I’ve wandered by his former residence before, but the last couple of times that I’ve been to South Beach, I’ve gone to a different iconic spot.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Huh, that came up in conversation yesterday with an old friend. At the time, I was living in aka Jolla with him and he was a classmate of the murderer. Hard Copy and Inside Edition kept calling the house trying to buy his yearbook and score some tasty hearsay.

    • westernsloper

      Oh you are linking maps of my old stomping grounds for a time.

  15. Lord Humungus

    Friday… Friday…

    ::begins tap dancing::

    I’m baked up on “Night Charmer” – a very nice 50/50 blend of Indica & Sativa. It has – in moderate amounts – a nice sedating effect. In larger amounts, a bit of time warping occurs. It’s also very, very good for insomniacs like me, reducing the time I stay awak. With that comes a reduction of anxiety. So it is “medicinal” but also uplifting, and just a good all-around night smoke.

    We’re also drinking stouts; and I started doing the Jack and coca-cola route.

    So, Glibs, enjoy yourself tonight and live every day with a happy song in your heart 🙂

    • Lord Humungus

      btw: Night Charmer goes for $20
      (excluding tax) for a 3.5G jar. Now that is a bargain for the high.

      • R.J.

        Lovely. I think I am going out for a movie.

      • R.J.

        Made it! Been busting tail all week. Getting an old fashioned and watching the new Minions movie.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Jack and coca-cola

      Try Jack and Ginger (ale).

      The two flavors complement each other. As a matter of fact, I’m having one right now.

  16. ElspethFlashman

    I’m a small cog in the machine this Monday : I have jury duty 🙂

    • R.J.

      Just stand up and shout “I believe in the Constitution!” Works every time.

    • Count Potato

      I thought lawyers didn’t get jury duty?

      • R.J.

        Yes. Shout that instead.

      • ElspethFlashman

        Ikr ? Last time I ran a trial I pitched a spouse of an attorney. I expect to get pitched too but right now I’m just a number.

    • R.J.

      Lamont for Congress!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    This is turning into a giant headache. As I reported earlier, an ATM ate my bank card last night. I went to the bank where it was located, this morning. They wouldn’t just retrieve it from the machine and give it back to me. That’s not their policy. I have been on the phones with my bank in Montana all day, it seems like.This may come as a shock to some of you, but the banking/financial system is a goddam clusterfuck. Once upon a time, you could walok into a bank and cash a check even if you weren’t a customer. Haha, those days are long gone.

    I went to Fred Meyer, thinking they could cash a personal check for me. Nope. What about a pre-loaded debit card? Can I write a check for that? Nope. Cash only. What the everloving fuck?

    After a little internet research, I see “reloadable” debit cards which you can add money to from a “linked” bank account (whatever that means). At this point, I’m wondering if I can go back to Fred Meyer, or to Walmart, and get a card for twenty bucks or so, and then load’er up from my bank billpay. I have been contemplating doing such a thing for a while. I sure as Hell don’t want to expose the card attached to my Ameritrade account to the risk of loss, theft, or hacking.

    • Sean

      You need a backup bank or credit union.

  18. hayeksplosives

    Biden is such a condescending fuck.

    Here he is in Saudi Arabia at a press conference after he met with MBS.

    Reporter: “You’re coming under a lot of fire for your fist bump.”

    [Biden laughs derisively]

    Reporter: “How can you be sure another murder like Kashoggi’s won’t happen again?”

    Biden: “What a silly question. How can I possibly be sure of any of that?”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11018721/Biden-says-DID-bring-Khashoggis-murder-MBS.html

    • MikeS

      He really is an asshole. Trump rightly caught hell for his childish name calling, but Biden IMO is worse. He constantly implies that the person asking him a question is ignorant for not knowing the “correct answer”.

      “C’mon, man!” = “You idiot. Why the hell would you think something so stupid?”

      • hayeksplosives

        He’s a cranky old man who’s frustrated at being questioned in any way.

        Some of my favorite Biden comments that show his arrogance and contempt for the lesser people:

        * Dog-faced pony soldier.
        * Called reporter Doocy “Stupid son of a bitch” on a hot mike.
        * [if you don’t vote for me] “Then you ain’t black”
        * “unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things.”
        * After a black reporter asked him if he’d taken a cognitive test: “That’s like saying you . . . before you got in this program, you’re take [sic] a test whether you’re taking cocaine or not,” Biden said. “What do you think? Huh? Are you a junkie?”

        The list goes on.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    And my bank called this afternoon to tell me they need a notarized photocopy of my driver’s license, for some reason. I have had this account since 2005 or so. Apparently this will put a stop to money laundering. By people not named “Biden” anyway.

    • Count Potato

      WTF? They just can’t issue you a replacement? I didn’t notice one of my ATM cards expired. So it didn’t work in the drive-up ATM machine. So I parked my car, walked into the bank, and they gave me a new card in a couple minutes. I didn’t have to show any ID or anything.

      • Sensei

        Exactly. Send a ****** replacement card to the address on the account.

  20. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    Hey Tundra!

    In my continuing quest to find stuff that you might like to listen to that you might not have already heard, here’s The New Pornographers (Canadian indie rock band) doing “Falling Down The Stairs of Your Smile”:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyHg2kPY5xA

    • Tundra

      Awesome! Now that’s a solid pop song.

      I remember them from the early aughts, but it appears that I need to add them into the rotation.

      Thanks, brother!

  21. Brochettaward

    I’d do anything to First…but I won’t…do…that…

    • Tundra

      I’ve been following. It’s amazing how the Establishment reacts to people who take their “Well, why don’t you just make your own then?!?”

      Good for him. Razorfist is promoting, too.

    • Sensei

      Sweet!

  22. The Late P Brooks

    You need a backup bank or credit union.

    I have a bank account. Just not down here. I have been kind of thinking about what to do, but after today, i think I’ll just stick with my small Montana bank and learn to do it on line.

    I have zero interest in fucking around getting a new bank account.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    The bank is sending me a replacement card, but it will come in the mail. Meanwhile, I’ll be wanting some walking around money.

    • Ted S.

      Go downtown and get your $20.

      • Sensei

        My son had to explain a t shirt to his mom.

        “I’m not gay, but $20 is $20”

      • Sean

        LOL

    • Gender Traitor

      Not a big deal – at least not yet, but I discovered while in the grocery self-checkout that my debit card was missing. No problem – used the credit card (which gets paid off every month.) Got home, thoroughly searched billfold, purse, and car – no luck. Happily, when I got online to check the account, there were no transactions since the one I did last night at the Wendy’s drive-through.

      So I called the number on the back of the old card and end up with Miss Bangalore. I’m kinda used to that, but jeeminy criminy she was hard to understand! She blocked & cancelled the card, but seemed confused about issuing a new one, so I think I’ll just wait until Monday and get with one of my co-workers to get a new card. Got enough green foldy for the weekend. And I fully expect to find the card any minute now that I’ve cancelled it.

      • hayeksplosives

        “ And I fully expect to find the card any minute now that I’ve cancelled it.”

        Sounds about right.

      • creech

        Hah! My wife couldn’t find her passport the morning we were leaving for Europe. So we broke speed limits to go downtown and get an emergency one for $XXX. Got back home just in time to leave for airport. There’s her passport right on her dressing table.

      • Gender Traitor

        The fastest, easiest (well, maybe not in the case you described) way to find something is to replace it.

  24. westernsloper

    Heinz Made French Fry Spoons So You Can Maximize Your Problematic Carb Loading

    JFC

    • db

      Don’t go crying to him; he’s up next with communion-wafer chalices for wine.

      • westernsloper

        HA!

    • hayeksplosives

      We’re not sending them out best…

      But at least the Biden Administration has restored America’s reputation and dignity abroad.

      Er something.

      (What type of being dates those types of beings? Other transwomen? Women? Men?)

      • slumbrew

        According to them, heterosexual dudes. Any men who won’t date them are transphobes.

      • Brochettaward

        I’m actually really curious whether Levine still has any sort of relationship with “her” children, after divorcing “her” wife in 2013. But I doubt the media would ever report on that.

    • MikeS

      I did not know this:

      Levine has been a notable addition to the Biden administration, after Levine’s tenure as the top medical official in Pennsylvania during Covid. Levine pulled Levine’s mother out of a nursing home right before implementing a policy that required nursing homes to accept Covid-positive patients after their treatment in hospitals for the virus.

      • Sean

        It was a pretty big story for a minute.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Sam Brinton, who serves as the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition and Dr. Rachel Levine, Assistant Secretary in the Department of Health and Human Services

      The obvious choices to send to a Bastille Day celebration.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    And I fully expect to find the card any minute now that I’ve cancelled it.

    *okay sign*

    Does what I said make sense to you, GT (wise in the ways)? Go get a reloadable card using a minimal cash load and then do an ACH transfer from my bank account? I could do that and be good to go by tomorrow. Load it and then get c ash at an ATM (not the one that ate my card).

    • Sensei

      Make a check to yourself and cash it at your bank?

      It’s old fashioned. Most banks here are open Saturday.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’m by no means an expert on that process, but a reloadable MasterCard- or Visa-branded debit card certainly would seem to be at least a way to tide yourself over. I’ve not used one myself within recent memory, so I don’t recall how you add value to them. I believe some outfits actually do all their payrolls that way, and if I recall correctly, our Professional Employer Org will do that for an employee who doesn’t provide an account number for the usual direct deposit. (I don’t believe any of our folks have actually made use of that option.)

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Male American embassy staffers attend French Bastille Day party in drag?

    They should have gone all the way, and dressed as Marie Antoinette.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    My bank is 250 miles away.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Make a check to yourself and cash it at your bank?

    That’s how I did it for a long time.