Saturday Morning Anniversary Links

by | Aug 6, 2022 | Daily Links | 265 comments

One year ago today, SP and I rolled into town awaiting our new adventure. Yeah, it was a bit more adventure than planned, and not just in the obvious ways. I was done with doing science, done with the grind of working for someone else, ready to be amused at the silliness of the PC liberal arts university and help WebDom build her business in a delightful and lovely little village.

Men make plans while the gods laugh.

Today’s anecdote was a stand-up comic playing an on-campus show. Partway in, he referred to an audience member who made a loud quip as “White Boy.” The guy was white. And amused. The authorities were not, so quickly killed the mike, killed the lights, and ushered the audience out before more horribly damaging words were perceived by their delicate ears. And then refused to pay him the agreed-on fee. The rumor mill started, and by the time it circled back, the story transmuted to him using a common and nowadays unprintable slur to a black guy.

Welcome to modern Progressivism. John Cleese and Dave Chapelle are soooo right on. I love this place, but sometimes…

There’s some fun birthdays today, including a guy with a wonderful name; a guy with one too many commas in his name; a guy who would be beyond delighted with the world of 2022; Duncan Renaldo’s Sancho Panza, who seems to have a beach in Santa Barbara named after him; a guy who created a miracle by being a careless slob in the lab; a local girl who inspired one of the greatest pieces of sculpture ever created; a guy who was Snoop Dog before it was cool; a guy responsible for thousands of hours of my youth wasted in rapt fascination; the guy who put the scare quotes in “artist”; a pretty fucking awesome and under-appreciated bass player; the definitive sitcom wacky neighbor; an interesting and creative guy demonized by our government; and a guy who killed Bruce Willis.

And now to the Links.

 

Old man shouts at clouds.

 

I can fix her.

 

Pelosi’s trip pays off.

 

Hopefully, the appeal lawyers will be smarter and Alex will leave them alone to do their job.

 

Ouch. Just… ouch.

 

Vicious Jews attack peace-loving bombers. Peace-loving bombers take pride in their impotent response.

 

Fucker is going to make me a Packers fan.

 

Indians are as stupid as we are. This is something of a relief.

 

I was playing some old stuff the other day and remembered that I had forgotten how much I loved the Guess Who back in the day. So suck it up, Buttercup, that’s today’s Old Guy Music.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

265 Comments

  1. Spudalicious

    Glass raised.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::raises mug of iced coffee, wishing it was from TCCH::

      • Pat

        Treasure Coast Community Health? There’s no accounting for taste, I suppose…

  2. Count Potato

    “The rumor mill started, and by the time it circled back, the story transmuted to him using a common and nowadays unprintable slur to a black guy.”

    Was the comic black?

    • Old Man With Candy

      White as can be.

      • Pat

        In that case he deserved what he got. A white boy calling another white boy white boy is the most white boy a white boy could do.

      • PieInTheSky

        like totally cringe man

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You sound white

      • Pat

        SHUT UP WHITE BOY!

      • PieInTheSky

        you guys sound like a bunch of crackers

      • Cowboy

        I prefer “saltine american”

  3. Count Potato

    How damaged were the Sandy Hook parents by Alex Jones? He’s not the government stooge who shot their kids.

    • Count Potato

      “Alex Jones says his defamation trial was ‘CORDINATED AND RUN’ by billionaire George Soros and accuses judge of being corrupt in diatribe video after he’s ordered to pay Sandy Hook victim’s family nearly $50 million in damages

      The host also accused Judge Maya Guerra Gamble of being a ‘blue-haired SJW’ and insinuated that she was corrupt by saying that she ‘altered the record of the trial.’

      The host also took aim at Neil Heslin and Scarlett Lewis’ main lawyer, Mark Bankston, calling him an ‘ambulance chaser.'”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11086517/Alex-Jones-says-defamation-trial-CORDINATED-RUN-billionaire-George-Soros.html

      • juris imprudent

        How can anyone really be defamed by a lunatic?

      • Count Potato

        He’s more often right than wrong.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, when you talk so much shit, you’re bound to get lucky some of the time.

      • Pat

        I don’t watch that much of his stuff, but I enjoy Alex Jones in the same way I enjoyed the guests on C2C AM in the old Art Bell days.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’ve listened very little of Alex Jones, but my impression has always been that he’s a smart guy who found a niche to exploit. The whole show is an act and Jones plays his role as an actor, almost a deliberate caricature. There’s a nugget of truth in a lot of what he weaves into the act, just like the Babylon Bee does in their parodies. The craziest thing is how many conspiracy theories that we would have laughed down just a few years ago as being beyond hyperbole have turned out to accurate foreshadowing.

        He was quick enough with that Epstein and the Clintons line in court. That was almost as funny as watching the ATF coward cry out “my wife is pregnant” as the local cops tased him.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Not sure about that, but he has been right about some pretty big things (Booosh wars, Epstein)

      • Pat

        Dare I say… based?

  4. PieInTheSky

    China cut off contacts with the United States on vital issues Friday — including military matters and crucial climate cooperation – ah yes China that paragon of climate cooperation

    • rhywun

      *adds “crucial” to the long list of words that no longer have any meaning*

    • DrOtto

      If they don’t pollute their climate manufacturing shit for us, we have to pollute our own climate to manufacture our shit, that makes us look bad.

      • rhywun

        The goal is to leave us without any shit.

      • Grosspatzer

        The shelves at Wal-Mart and various “Dollar Stores” will certainly be bare.

      • Gender Traitor

        Happens pretty shortly after we’re left without any food.

    • Grosspatzer

      Those Chinese are being very naughty, and will be getting lumps of coal for Christmas.

  5. PieInTheSky

    I can fix her. – if you people used kilometers instead of miles there would not be so many car accidents in the US

    • Spudalicious

      If we used kilometers instead of miles, we would all be Communists.

      • PieInTheSky

        at least healthcare would be totes free

  6. PieInTheSky

    Hopefully, the appeal lawyers will be smarter and Alex will leave them alone to do their job.

    there was a joke on the internet along the lines “it is not possible to get the death penalty in civil trials but Alex Jones may manage to do it”

  7. Count Potato

    “The act has historically been stigmatized, but has increasingly gained acceptance within the cis-hetero community, thanks to rising cultural visibility via shows like Broad City and movies like Deadpool.”

    What about Weeds?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not this member of the cis-hetero community.

      It’s an exit, not an entrance.

    • EvilSheldon

      Led Zeppelin’s In Through the Out Door is a secret tribute to sodomy.

      • slumbrew

        So is Brown Eyed Girl

      • Brawndo

        “Stinkfist” by Tool went the other way (pun not intended) where sodomy is the metaphor for addiction, as opposed to something PG being used as a metaphor for sodomy.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Also, Crystal Gale’s Don’t It Make My Brown Eye Blue.

  8. Grosspatzer

    Happy anniversary, Old Man!

    “He also discovered the enzyme lysozyme from his nasal discharge in 1922, and along with it a bacterium he named Micrococcus Lysodeikticus, later renamed Micrococcus luteus.”

    Those Brits sure are a snotty bunch.

    • R C Dean

      “Micrococcus”

      Any relation to Biggus Diccus?

      • Grosspatzer

        Micrococcus is my porn handle.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Cut off from the Diccus will I believe. An embarrassment to the family.

      • Gender Traitor

        No – he’s the guy who embarrassed himself running for prez in ’88.

      • juris imprudent

        [rimshot]

  9. PieInTheSky

    Ouch. Just… ouch. – gay

    • Sean

      There are no more genders, so nothing is gay…or something. I dunno. It’s all very convoluted.

  10. rhywun

    one of the greatest pieces of sculpture ever created

    I didn’t know they added a 2nd statue that actually resembles her, unlike that 1st abomination.

  11. Pat

    A Royal Rumor Might Be Inspiring Straight Men to Get Pegged, and That’s Beautiful

    I rolled my eyes so hard I can now trim the hair on the back of my neck without a mirror.

    • Brawndo

      Yea, we all know how much straight men in America look up to British royals as trend setters.

  12. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, Old Man! ::hug::

    • Old Man With Candy

      Awwwwwwww.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks so much for letting us all invade your space last weekend. TT & I both had a wonderful time, enjoying TCCH’s lovely beverages, AAAAAALLLLLL that food, and all the delightful company! I do hope we can visit your place again…if you don’t post pictures at the door under a “Do Not Admit” warning. (Was that the purpose of that group shot?)

      • Sean

        There was a group shot? That was totally for the FBI.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        DEA, TSA, CIA, DHS, NSA, DIA, BATFE and a few others I’m sure I’m forgetting. Just how many lists are we on anyway?

  13. Shpip

    Considering Bearded Hobbit’s post last night and the topic of OMWC and SP’s arrival in Butlertown… today marks twenty-eight years since The Bosslady said “I Do” in front of God and everybody. Poor thing. I think she blames the alcohol. I know I would if I were her.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I’m slowly catching up on emails… you are not ignored.

      • Shpip

        Thanks! I’ll give you folks a bit of warning when I’m on my way.

    • Count Potato

      Congrats!

  14. juris imprudent

    You said old man yells at clouds but the first Republican mentioned is an old woman.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Don’t assume her gender, you bigot.

      • Grosspatzer

        Don’t assume her gender, you bigot.

        Assuming pronouns, are we?

  15. Count Potato

    “Capitol attack convict Brandon Straka weeps in a cage as he brings his January 6 ‘silent disco’ performance art to CPAC – and Marjorie Taylor Greene climbs in to pray with him

    Straka, the founder of the conservative ‘#WalkAway’ campaign, pleaded guilty last September to misdemeanour charges of ‘engaging in disorderly and disruptive conduct in the Capitol Building or grounds.

    He avoided jail time and was instead sentenced to 90 days of home confinement and three years’ probation.

    He did not enter the Capitol itself and maintained that he was there to film what was happening. But he admitted shouting, ‘Go, go, go,’ as the mob tried to storm the building.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11085929/Capitol-attack-convict-Brandon-Straka-weeps-cage-January-6-silent-disco-performance-art.html

    • Pat

      This will be dismissed as a cringeworthy publicity stunt by the same sort of people who retweeted photos of AOC weeping in front of a 3 foot section of chainlink fence 20 miles from an empty refugee facility concentration camp.

    • rhywun

      Critics will say he is seeking soft treatment for political allies. Punishments are not meant to be easy.

      Go fuck yourself. Hundreds of political prisoners are still locked up and don’t think it can’t happen to you some day.

    • Gustave Lytton

      He did not enter the Capitol itself and maintained that he was there to film what was happening. But he admitted shouting, ‘Go, go, go,’

      Ray Epps could not be reached for comment.

  16. PieInTheSky

    because you people keep posting obscure music, some came across my youtubez and so I am gonna post it

    Jazz at LACMA—John Tegmeyer Quartet

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EosWp8I32PU

    • Grosspatzer

      Nice one, Pie. I guess there is a special mask exemption for clarinetists.

      • PieInTheSky

        eh it was in the unenlightened times of 2021

    • Nephilium

      Who posts obscure music? You mean you’re not familiar with this hit song?

      In further evidence that the universe is fucking with me, that band just announced a show in Cleveland. The same day as the Browns opener, the Bombpops, and the fucking Descendents. How the hell do we get three different bands scheduled on the same day?

      • Gender Traitor

        Maybe, but this made the better Drew Carey Show intro.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I ❤️ you, GT!

        I love how the blonde woman dodges Mimi.

      • Gender Traitor

        😘

      • Pat

        And just like that, I now remember that Drew Carey exists and once had a sitcom.

      • Gender Traitor

        I prefer the way Drew looked when he was fat. 🙁

      • PieInTheSky

        that is thinphobic

      • Gender Traitor

        Shy? Awww!! That makes him even more endearing! 😊

      • Nephilium

        The music rights are supposedly what’s keeping the show from it’s rightful place on streaming services. The bar used for the exterior shots of the Warsaw tavern in the show is a real bar in Parma. It is… not as nice inside as the show would lead you to believe.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Now I want to tour Ohio. All those C cities. Never been.

        I also hear that Diedrich Bader is very sweet and humble.

        It reruns on the Rewind channel. Boy, Susan St. James’s niece is neither a good actress nor funny. (Meow, sorry.)

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, if you come to OH, you MUST come to the D city, too! REAL birthplace of aviation (Suck it, NC!) and all sorts of innovation! Best city by a dam site! If you come during the season, I’ll take you to a Dayton Dragons game!

      • Nephilium

        Toxteth:

        Come on over to the CLE, we’ll introduce you to Polish Boys, Cleveland style BBQ, overstuffed corned beef sandwiches, breweries, and fancy cocktail bars. Or if you’re more high browed, you can check out the museums and monuments.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I wouldn’t skip Dayton! Joe Gillis’s hometown.

        Your state was frequently represented in TV for two decades there; how accurately, I don’t know.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I haven’t vacationed in ages. When am I going? Must see Christmas Story house too.

        I am one of the five people who saw that in the theater. “It’s so funny! You have to see it!” I think my acquaintances didn’t listen after I had said the same about E.T.

      • DEG

        Ohio is an underrated destination.

        Toxteth, go tour it.

      • Nephilium

        Toxteth:

        That’s entirely up to you. Hot and humid in the summer, cold and windy in the winter. If you want to see street festivals and the like, those usually happen during summer (with some exceptions). If you want, you can actually stay inside the Christmas Story House (or the neighbor’s house), as they have an AirBnB there. Every year there’s a story of some family who booked it for their dream Christmas vacation. A couple weeks back was Christmas in July as well. There’s a sand castle competition going on today at one of the beaches that the girlfriend and I may swing up to check out, next weekend is the Feast of the Assumption in little Italy, as well as the Last Stop Willoughby festival.

      • Pat

        the Last Stop Willoughby festival.

        Is the festival referencing the Twilight Zone episode, or is it purely coincidental?

      • Nephilium

        Pat:

        Very much referencing the Twilight Zone episode. Rod Serling lived in Ohio for a while, and they’ve managed to bring some of his children back to talk about the Twilight Zone in the before times.

        There was a train that ran through Willoughby, though it was more freight. The station had been converted to a brewery (Willoughby Brewing Company), that unfortunately didn’t last through the past couple of years.

      • Pat

        I am a near-religious Twilight Zone fan, and that’s one of my favorite episodes.

      • Nephilium

        I think I saw that. NiN isn’t quite as popular up here in Cleveland to people of a certain age from specific subcultures. Trent was (and potentially still is), an asshole.

        I’m also not a big fan of the arena shows, House of Blues style is about my limit for “big” venues these days.

      • Timeloose

        I just want to see James Gang. I really dig Joe Walsh.

        I understand the arena phobia for music. Most of the time there are more issues than benefits.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Prince Whoever-he-is can shove a running outboard motor up his ass, for all I care.

    Just as long as everybody in the media copycats him.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Or a rusty chainsaw.

  18. hayeksplosives

    No idea if the Prince William pegging article is truth or not, but I do think Kate has had to put up with some cheating on his part. It’s like marrying into the Kennedy clan; you just have to accept it quietly and continue on living the “good” life.

    I do like Kate though. I hope for her sake it’s all rumors, and if not, I hope she divorces his ass and takes the kids.

    Maybe she’s planning to do just that as soon as Elizabeth Regina pops off.

    • Pat

      Cheating on your spouse is de rigueur for the old money, institutionally wealthy types, regardless of sex. They probably both have at least a half dozen lovers that the other knows about, plus some extras.

    • Gender Traitor

      Hope that doesn’t happen until the kids are all grown.

      Hang in there, Lilibet!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll console her in her time of despondency.

  19. Grumbletarian

    I can fix her.

    We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better, stronger, faster.

    • Gender Traitor

      Saner?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        AI is in its infancy at this point. So no.

      • DEG

        I laughed.

    • rhywun

      But we can’t fix the crazy.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I remember thinking $6 million was a lot. These days the DOD contract would be for about $6 billion.

  20. Drake

    Power outage seems to have destroyed our ac unit. Waiting for the landlord’s HVAC guy to get back to us. High temp of 91 today so I may be shopping for a window unit.

    Any advice or recommendations?
    *braces for the usual sarcasm*

    • Nephilium

      Did you check the thermostat?

      I’m just sick of the humidity here. Another day where we were above 90% humidity, with temperatures just in the 70’s.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        85% humidity with expected high of 93. I hate Chicago’s Death Valley summers and Arctic winters.

      • PieInTheSky

        here we have 33 C (91F) with 35% humidity. I dont like it. way too hot.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, those are the worst.

        Is it autumn yet? My next electric bill is going to be… interesting.

      • juris imprudent

        Humidity here will only be 70% today with temps pushing 90 (for the next 3 days).

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounds familiar.

    • Sean

      Keep your receipt.

    • rhywun

      I like my Whynter portable unit.

    • Pat

      If they can’t get it fixed right away, buy a cheap-o styrofoam cooler, a couple 2-3 feet of PVC or ABS pipe 2″ in diameter, two 90 degree elbows to match the pipe, a small desk fan, and several bags of ice. Cut 3 holes in the lid of the cooler: two on one end, just large enough for the pipe to fit snugly, and one large one on the other end for the fan. Cut four sections of pipe about 6″ in length (depends on the depth of your cooler), stick them into the 90 degree elbows, then stick the pipe into the holes you cut in the lid of the cooler. Fill the cooler about halfway with ice. Secure the lid, place the fan over the other hole, turn it on, and point one pipe at you and the other at a friend. Should look something like this

  21. Timeloose

    Good morning all.

    It’s a steamy day here in my slice of Glibertopia.

    After last weekend the Mrs. read her first SF Subaru theater of horror.

    I sent it to her last night and forgot about it. This morning I head her yell to me, “ the neighbor killed her kid???!!” “What?!! Who killed their kid, our neighbor?”

    “No the one in the Subaru dog story.”

    So another satisfied customer.

    OMWC,

    Great musical choice. The Guess Who, No Sugar is a great tune.

    • Grosspatzer

      Great musical choice

      Agreed, the Guess Who were the best thing to come out of Canada since maple syrup. I kinda like this one too.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EPHAhpEoWdU

    • Old Man With Candy

      Now that I’ve met her (delightful woman!), I can totally visualize the scene.

      • Timeloose

        Thanks OMWC. She had a great time meeting everyone as did I.

    • Gender Traitor

      You started her with THAT episode of SHT???

      Pretty brutal, man!

      • juris imprudent

        As if easing in would make it any better?

      • Timeloose

        Just ask the Prince.

      • Timeloose

        I needed to give her one without much gore and a dog was the hero.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’d have picked the one where the parents tried to get older daughter to push younger daughter off the cliff.

      • DEG

        I think it was a good choice.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “Bottom line is we’re going to continue our efforts to keep opening lines of communication that are protecting our interests and our values,” Kirby said. He declined to speak about any damage to long-term relations between China and the United States, calling that a discussion for later.

    Diplomacy for Dummies.

    • Timeloose

      I’m not a Trump fan, but wasn’t he supposed to be the loose cannon. I think the Chinese actually were afraid of Trump, no one is afraid or respects the current leadership in the USA.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Trump trash-talked and then negotiated behind the scenes.

        These idiots are physically crossing red lines.

      • Drake

        I still assume the Chinese own the Bidens.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        There’s value in going crazy every now and then. It lets people know what you’re capable of. I don’t know if Trump did that intentionally, but it had that effect.

    • Brawndo

      Isnt the one-China worldview official US policy? Going to Taiwan to see how your new investment in computer chips shouldn’t draw the ire from CCP but I believe she met with Taiwan government officials, which, I don’t know who in the State Department allowed that to happen.

  23. PieInTheSky

    the biggest threat to ukraine isn’t russian bombs, it is memes that support ukraine

    the twit here is an answer to the previous twit

    https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1555637507253063689

    my question is does this qualify as a godwin?

    • Pat

      Wasn’t that Star Wars actress shitcanned for drawing a comparison between contemporary politics and the Holocaust?

      • Brawndo

        Drawing a comparison between contemporary politics and the Holocaust to make a point against the shitlib mainstream narrative.

        FTFY

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What a tool.

    • Pat

      I started watching the Corridor Crew Visual Effects Artists React series on YouTube by way of their Stunt Men React series. Being VFX guys themselves, they’re typically nauseatingly obsequious about big studio effects even when they’re shit, but even they had some criticism for that one.

    • Grumbletarian

      “My movie flopped because the fans are stupid racist woman-haters.”

      • juris imprudent

        Kamala Harris nods in agreement about Democratic primary voters.

    • Drake

      There was a SheHulk movie?. It looks like a live-action Shrek reboot.

      • Nephilium

        No movie, it’s a Disney+ series that starts in a couple weeks.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Long term, a significantly more confrontational relationship between China and the U.S. threatens an equilibrium under which Presidents Joe Biden and Xi Jinping’s governments have sparred on human rights, trade, competition and countless other issues but avoided direct conflict and maintained occasional top-level contacts toward other matters, including cutting climate-damaging emissions.

    A joint U.S.-China deal to fight climate change struck by Xi and then-President Barack Obama in November of 2014 is credited as a turning point that led to the landmark 2015 Paris agreement in which nearly every nation in the world pledged to try to curb emissions of heat-trapping gases. Seven years later during climate talks in Glasgow, another U.S.-China deal helped smooth over bumps to another international climate deal.

    China and the United States are the world’s No. 1 and No. 2 climate polluters, together producing nearly 40% of all fossil-fuel emissions.

    Ominously, experts in China-U.S. relations warned that China’s diplomatic and military moves appeared to go beyond retaliatory measures for the visit and could open a new, more openly hostile era, and a more uncertain time for Taiwan’s democratic government.

    China-U.S. relations are “in a downward spiral,” said Bonnie Glaser, head of the Asia program at the German Marshall Fund.

    Nuclear winter: the ultimate cure for global warming.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That sound you heard was hundreds of warboners ripping through their pantsuits at State.

      • Grosspatzer

        We need a good war in order to suspend the upcoming elections. It’s the only way to save our democracy.

    • rhywun

      OFFS. Anyone who thinks China ever had any intention of helping us “heal the earth” needs to have their head examined.

    • Pat

      Nuclear winter: the ultimate cure for global warming.

      You jest but

      And here I thought having a WEF-sucking proto-corpse so far up Xi’s asshole you’d need a gastroenterologist to pull him out was supposed to ease us back into the normalcy of slave labor camps after 4 years of antagonism from orange Hitler.

    • rhywun

      Sigh… the classics endure.

      Fuck off, commie.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Best comment:

      “That looks like an infected butthole.”

      • Drake

        The monkeypox has become sentient.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I wish The Predator franchise would hunt down all the other franchises and kill them all before committing suicide. All of these continually rehashed movies fucking suck.

      • Drake

        Imagine if Hollywood didn’t hate Larry Corriea, John Ringo, David Drake, Larry Niven….

    • Negroni Please

      I think we need to protest that movie. Thry have a sioux woman playing a comanche and I just can’t even with that cultural appropriation.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The icing on the economic crap-cake.

    Paywalled.

    Utopian fascism, here we come.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “ So, the CDC is telling us that they are ‘estimating’ that there were 161 new admissions in Franklin County over one week. Real number of resident admissions?

      Three.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They were only off by a gross and a few dozen so excuse me Mister Perfect.

      • Pat

        Reality doesn’t fit the model. The model is perfect. Therefore reality is incorrect. QED.

      • Nephilium

        What difference, at this point, does a couple of orders of magnitude matter?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Aren’t coffins in dungeons technically “off-grid”?

      • PieInTheSky

        you are just jealous Romanian wildlife is better than American. Especially the bears.

      • slumbrew

        You’re thinking of Tonio.

      • Homple

        So Ceaușescu didn’t hunt your bears to extinction.

      • PieInTheSky

        nope we probably have most bears i Europe not counting The Great Enemy. they really are getting to be a problem in mountain towns.

      • Seguin

        That’s awesome. The town I lived in when I was young was famous for being near one of the few remaining populations of bears in Western Europe (the Marsican brown bear). I’m glad to see that the shittiness of Communism didn’t destroy the wildlife in Romania.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Top notch journalisming

    Death Valley National Park, famous for its parched, otherworldly landscapes, closed completely Friday due to historic rainfall and flash flooding, trapping about 500 visitors and 500 staff members in the park after the closures.

    No major injuries were reported, though about 60 vehicles were damaged.

    The park experienced “unprecedented amounts of rainfall” of 1.46 inches measured at Furnace Creek, which caused substantial flooding. The rainfall total is just below the previous daily record of 1.47 inches.

    “Unprecedented” you say. Almost as much as the time before, you say.

    Buy a dictionary.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s the most since the last time it happened!!!

  27. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “A Royal Rumor Might Be Inspiring Straight Men to Get Pegged, and That’s Beautiful”
    Our morally bankrupt betters telling us it’s desirous to be fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap on with the implication that being repelled by this indicates homophobia. We really have gone off the rails.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This article sponsored by the American Proctology Association

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I suspect the only men that’ll inspire to get pegged were already into it anyway. Oh, and fuck the royal family: a bunch of German perverts the lot of them.

    • Pat

      I hate to be an old fuddy-duddy, but it’s starting to look like maybe the bigoted Christian rednecks were on to something 15 years ago when they insisted it wasn’t going to stop at gay marriage and that tolerance would not be sufficient to placate the activists.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I would have been terrified by drag queens story hour as a tiny kid.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m coming around to that view myself, the slippery slope is both sloped and slippery (and real).

      • juris imprudent

        Like with a 55 gallon barrel of lube?

      • PieInTheSky

        activists can never be placated because tis the way they get their corn pone . But ht issue with conservatives was they said allowing gay marriage would lead to this shit, and I believe we would have gotten this shit regardless, so strategically it would have been better to be more open to gay marriage because they would have a stronger position now. or not. fuck knows.

      • Pat

        Possibly. But I don’t think we get from California voters rejecting gay marriage in 2008 to school administrators in Virginia covering up trannies sexually assaulting students in the bathrooms in 2021 without the shift in social attitudes we picked up at the Obergefell rest stop in 2015, particularly since all of this is continually couched in “rights” language.

      • PieInTheSky

        I personally doubt Obergefell caused any paradigm shift in social attitudes that would not have happened anyway. I don’t see why it would have.

      • Pat

        Legal recognition was important as a social/moral victory. That’s why it was pushed so hard by the activist class and established by judicial action rather than gradually through voter initiatives or the full faith and credit clause. That’s what I was getting at with the “rights” language. Once gay marriage was a legally recognized right, anyone who failed to acknowledge it as such was ipso facto a bigot. It pretty much shut up anyone who wanted to stay within spitting distance of the mainstream. With that having been accomplished, every subsequent gear in the ratchet is pitched as a new “right”. And do you want to be like those bigots who denied the right to gay marriage and ended up on the wrong side of history? Well do ya?

        That’s one interpretation, anyway.

      • EvilSheldon

        Funny how that didn’t work with gun-related civil rights.

      • DEG

        Funny how that didn’t work with gun-related civil rights.

        I see the gun orgs as being grifts first, activist groups last.

      • DEG

        tis the way they get their corn pone

        I see what you did there.

        To Pat’s original comment, I remember that too.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Make Weimar Great Again.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Success

    President Biden on Friday touted U.S. job growth, which unexpectedly accelerated in July, saying “more people are working than at any point in American history,” and using jobs numbers to prove he has kept his campaign promise to “rebuild the middle class.”

    Employers added 528,000 jobs in July, the Labor Department said in its monthly payroll report released Friday, blowing past the 250,000 jobs forecast by Refinitiv economists. The unemployment rate, meanwhile, edged down to 3.5%, the lowest level since the COVID-19 pandemic began more than two years ago.

    “Today, the unemployment rate matches the lowest it’s been in more than 50 years: 3.5%. More people are working than at any point in American history,” Biden said in a statement. “That’s millions of families with the dignity and peace of mind that a paycheck provides.

    “And, it’s the result of my economic plan to build the economy from the bottom up and middle out,” Biden continued. “I ran for president to rebuild the middle class — there’s more work to do, but today’s jobs report shows we are making significant progress for working families.”

    Rebuilding the middle class.

    *squints*

    • juris imprudent

      Biden said in a statement.

      Ah so his lips weren’t moving.

    • rhywun

      I ran for president to rebuild the middle class

      LOL no you didn’t.

      Remember “I will destroy the fossil-fuel industry”, you lying sack of shit?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    The job growth defied fears of a slowdown in hiring, even as the labor market confronts twin threats of scorching-hot inflation and rising interest rates.

    The U.S. has now replaced all of the jobs that were lost destroyed by government diktat during the pandemic.

    And, of course, the specific jobs which were destroyed did not “come back” and the lives damaged for no good reason have not been made whole.

    But the senile imbecile gets to totter around having photo ops in union factories pretending he knows what the middle class is.

  30. PieInTheSky

    Their internal Chinese language messaging is effective, but the CCP isn’t good at arguing in English.

    Partly because their interface to the outside world is monetary & (increasingly) martial, not moral.

    Their moral argument is “China should be #1” which only works within China.

    https://twitter.com/balajis/status/1555617428100743168

    • Pat

      Yeah, as it turns out, your moral arguments don’t actually have to be that good when the rest of the world has spent 3/4 of a century making themselves your utter and complete bitch with no ability to stand economically without you. In fact, they hardly really matter at all when American companies with market capitalization in excess of a trillion dollars lobby their own government to prevent it from passing a law making it illegal to use actual slave labor in China. “Fuck you, you’re no better” works just fine.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Thanks so much, Henry Kissinger.

      • Pat

        I wouldn’t mind taking a road trip to piss on his grave, but the miserable old fuck will probably outlive me.

      • juris imprudent

        “We were going to liberalize them” [having lit the Winston signal dashing for the door]

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Their moral argument is “China should be #1” which only works within China.

    Now do the United States.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That actually used to work for the US outside of the US because we stood for an ideal or appeared to at least. That veil was lifted a long time ago, think Vietnam or thereabouts, though.

      • juris imprudent

        Vietnam? Try WWI. The Wilsonian crusade to remake the world.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      My wife gets annoyed when I start railing on about how we’d be better off if the USA just went away.

      It’s time to move on.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        By that I mean DC, of course.

    • PieInTheSky

      actually the US always had a moral argument of freedom and democracy besides the ‘merika

    • rhywun

      Ask Donald how that plays out.

      We are more likely to elect leaders who actively hate the United States and average Americans.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They don’t actually hate America. They love the power it affords them.

        They just hate the people in it.

        I love the people (well some of them anyway) and have come to hate the ruling apparatus.

  32. Ted S.

    I thought Bill Daily played the neighbor. Peter Bonerz played the dentist.

    • Pat

      Peter Bonerz played the dentist.

      Orthodontist. But he did rent an office on the same floor as Bob Hartley, so they were office-neighbors.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    On the mend

    “It’s been an extraordinary few days for the nation,” he told a virtual gathering of Democrats on Wednesday.
    Left unsaid was how extraordinary those days had been for Biden himself, who oversaw almost all of it from the White House residence, isolating alone with only a bare-bones, in-person staff.
    The brutal months that came before had lent the Biden presidency a sense of gloom, fueled by high prices, abysmal approval numbers and swirling questions about the President’s ability to lead. Many problems — like a growing outbreak of monkeypox, the war in Ukraine and shortages of baby formula — still persist, and a new crisis is emerging with China. Democrats running for office this year are still putting distance between themselves and the President.
    Yet Biden and his allies are now enthused at the string of victories, which includes passage of major pieces of legislation, a long-sought agreement on a climate and taxation bill, a steady decline in the price of gasoline and a surge in hiring. A primary election this week in Kansas also gave Democrats new hope for the midterms.
    Biden is preparing a victory lap of sorts, with major White House bill signings scheduled for several days next week in the Rose Garden — the type of ceremony that had eluded him for much of the past year — once he tests negative and leaves isolation.

    Like a freight train. Unstoppable. Watch your ass, History.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Meh, it’s CNN…if Biden shit in his hand during a presser and started eating it they’d be talking it up.

    • rhywun

      a victory lap of sorts

      Biden’s not doing “laps” of any kind. Except maybe in his Hoveround.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    We are more likely to elect leaders who actively hate the United States and average Americans.

    But they will not hesitate to behave as if the world is our dominion.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yeah, that’s way “too local” for my taste. Not QUITE the same township, but…

      Maybe I should be packing out here at Tranquility Base. 😳

      • Pat

        Tranquility Base

        Might make a good album name

        Dayton is actually one of my areas of interest again now that Medicaid asset recovery is no longer an (immediate) concern. It’s hard to break away from the southwest climate though.

      • Gender Traitor

        One caveat if seasonal plant allergies are a consideration: We don’t call it Sinus Valley fer nuthin’.

      • Pat

        I’ve had mild to moderate seasonal allergies since I was a kid, and no place I’ve lived has been discernibly better or worse than another in that regard. My poor mom had never had allergies in her life until we moved to Las Vegas. The resolved when we returned to Washington State, and then recurred again when we moved out here to Pahrump. You wouldn’t think it since there’s little out here in the mojave besides sand and cacti, but we actually have pretty high pollen and other allergens as well.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::checks directions on map:: < 5 miles.

      • Pat

        Well, shit. Be careful, and maybe keep an eye out for that plate number.

      • Gender Traitor

        It would be less than 4 miles if a certain bridge weren’t under construction (for several more months,) which apparently Google Maps doesn’t know about but DDG does.

  35. DEG

    Today’s anecdote was a stand-up comic playing an on-campus show. Partway in, he referred to an audience member who made a loud quip as “White Boy.” The guy was white. And amused. The authorities were not, so quickly killed the mike, killed the lights, and ushered the audience out before more horribly damaging words were perceived by their delicate ears. And then refused to pay him the agreed-on fee. The rumor mill started, and by the time it circled back, the story transmuted to him using a common and nowadays unprintable slur to a black guy.

    Oh boy.

    “No Sugar Tonight” is one of my favorite Guess Who songs.

    During the recent press conference, Sen. John Barrasso (Wyo.), a member of Republican leadership, said the GOP will be focusing specifically on areas like “energy, inflation, border and crime.”

    How about firing Fauci, abolishing the CDC, abolishing the FDA, and abolishing the NIH?

    China cut off contacts with the United States on vital issues Friday — including military matters and crucial climate cooperation

    “Crucial climate cooperation”. Not vital. Not crucial.

    Reynal objected to the decision, arguing that the verdict did not comply with Texas law, which caps the actual award at $750,000 per plaintiff. The judge acknowledged the objection and added that the law implies that in the state “we don’t trust our juries.”

    The judge is either stupid or wants Jones to win in the end. I don’t think this is a case where one embraces the power of “and”.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I loved the cover of Canned Wheat as a kid. Today, that would be Bagged Wheat probably.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      added that the law implies that in the state “we don’t trust our juries.”

      LOL. How many legislative limits on punishment and damages exist in our legal system? Thousands?

    • R C Dean

      How about firing Fauci, abolishing the CDC, abolishing the FDA, and abolishing the NIH?

      Those are the kind of actual, concrete goals that politicians avoid like the plague. Now “focusing specifically on areas like “energy, inflation, border and crime” are the kind of vague, indefinite things that politicians purely love, because they provide plenty of scope for graft, blamethrowing, and general evasion of responsibility that politicians crave.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Burn, baby, burn

    Within hours of the announcement that Milwaukee would host the 2024 Republican National Convention, a coalition of liberal groups announced plans to demonstrate during the event that is two years away.

    “Today we stand here with our coalition partners to make our intentions clear to the RNC and to the City of Milwaukee,” said Omar Flores, spokesman for the coalition. “We will not let the Republicans and their reactionary ideas flourish in Milwaukee. We will not let them visit without resistance and without letting it be known that they’re not welcome here, regardless of what our city officials said.”

    The coalition is made up of groups including Freedom Road Socialist Organization, Milwaukee Alliance Against Racist and Political Repression, Students for Democratic Society at UWM, Reproductive Justice Action Milwaukee, Coalition to Normalize Relations with Cuba, Leaders of Kenosha, Never Again Milwaukee, Midcoast MKE, Zao MKE and Community Task Force.

    Flores said that while city officials say the event will be an economic boost for Milwaukee residents, people in underserved communities such as Milwaukee’s north and south sides are often overlooked.

    Just think of all those broken windows.

    • slumbrew

      Wrong thinkers are not even permitted to exist.

    • rhywun

      I wonder what heavy lifting “underserved” is doing in that sentence.

      Anyway, the commies are grateful for your attention, MSM. Please be sure to plug “the resistance” more frequently as the day arrives.

    • Grosspatzer

      Orwell would be pleased.

      Freedom Road Socialist Organization. Because freedom is all about eliminating disagreement.
      Milwaukee Alliance Against Racist and Political Repression. Because fighting Political Repression means no disagreement is permitted.
      Students for Democratic Society at UWM. Where have you gone, Stokely Carmichael?

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe I should be packing out here at Tranquility Base.

    You have your Glibertarian-logo kevlar lap robe, right?

    • Gender Traitor

      Missed that on the Cafepress site. Just have the jammies – tee shirt and black & white plaid flannel comfy pants,

      Probably not quite protective enough?

  38. KK the Ignorant Slut

    I just did Vivian’s weekly poop chute flush.

    On that note, I have a variety of dried shrooms (the non-hallucinogenic kind from the grocery). What should I do with them? I was thinking some kind of soup or stew when the weather gets cooler.

    • slumbrew

      Mushroom risotto

    • juris imprudent

      What’s in a name?

      Looks up, ponders KK’s black avatar and new handle.

      • Grosspatzer

        Love the new handle. KK identifies as Jane Curtin?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Risotto, sure. Or make a ragout with tomato and serve over polenta. Or chopped and stir fried with fresh corn kernels and scallions, very summer. There’s a lot of possibilities.

    • Aloysious

      Stuff them in a pork loin with spinach or swiss chard, garlic, onions, and a good swiss cheese.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    What’s in a name?

    The White House is defending the Inflation Reduction Act against a report from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office that suggests the legislation will not meaningfully lower inflation in the coming years.

    “Could you address the new CBO analysis about the Inflation Reduction Act that says it would have almost no impact or negligible impact on inflation in 2022 and 2023,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was asked during a Friday briefing.

    Jean-Pierre responded, “You know, leading economists have said that this Inflation Reduction Act that’s been analyzed by them, that’s been looked at by these economists, will indeed reduce inflation.”

    Jean-Pierre was then asked if her answer means she is “dismissing” the CBO report and whether it is fair to call the legislation the “Inflation Reduction Act” when the CBO is saying inflation will not be meaningfully reduced.

    Mark Zandi approves. What else do you partisan hacks want?

    • Homple

      Might as well ask a geranium about quantum entanglement.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      leading economists

      Can you please name those economists so we can talk to them?

  40. DEG

    Video of rare jelly fish

    There have been only two documented sightings of the elusive Chirodectes maculatus, a large, soccer ball-sized jellyfish with distinct spotted markings, the second of which was captured late last year by divers from Scuba Kavieng. In what is believed to be the first recording, the video shows the extremely rare animal, which has four clusters of striped tentacles, rings covering its body, and a pulsing patch of red on its bell that’s likely a digestive cavity, as it swims near the coast of Papua New Guinea.

    • rhywun

      *shudder*

      One of the Old Ones.

    • Grosspatzer

      The Old Ones, indeed. Now I feel the urge to smoke some of this.

    • slumbrew

      Noooooope.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s phenomenal.

      Thank you for sharing.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Jean-Pierre was reacting to a report this week from the CBO that said the bill would have a “negligible” effect on inflation.

    “In calendar year 2022, enacting the bill would have a negligible effect on inflation, in CBO’s assessment,” the office said. In calendar year 2023, inflation would probably be between 0.1 percentage point lower and 0.1 percentage point higher under the bill than it would be under current law, CBO estimates.

    Jean-Pierre’s defense of the legislation comes the same day Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., said that a group of 230 economists who are warning that the legislation will increase inflation are “wrong.”

    “They’re wrong..I don’t know who that list was… it’s as plain as the nose on your face,” Schumer told reporters.

    The economists wrote in the letter that the U.S. economy is at a “dangerous crossroads” and the “inaptly named ‘Inflation Reduction Act of 2022’ would do nothing of the sort and instead would perpetuate the same fiscal policy errors that have helped precipitate the current troubling economic climate.”

    It’s right there in the name. What more do you want?

  42. Gustave Lytton

    Well, entering California this afternoon. Personally, I think the “ag inspection” stations should be on the other side, looking for fleeing Califucktards to turn around. Visit but don’t stay.

    • Grosspatzer

      entering California this afternoon

      Be strong, grasshopper.

      *checks surroundings* Oops, I appear to be in NJ. Silly me.

    • juris imprudent

      Good ol Governor Don’t-Californicate-Oregon

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not to worry, as soon as the hateful dyke from out of state assumed her anointed role, the waters will begin to be healed.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, I wonder what ol’ McCall would think of contemporary Oregon; he was a Republican after all.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Welcome to the dark side.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Unexpected

    As eastern Kentuckians continue to search for missing loved ones, muck out their homes and prepare for more rain, they are beginning to ask who could be at fault for this past week’s deadly flooding and whether it was a natural disaster or one caused by the coal mines that have drastically reshaped and scarred the landscape.

    Compacted dirt, destroyed mountaintops and deforestation in eastern Kentucky have often been left ignored by the coal companies that mined there, despite legal requirements that they attempt to return the land to its natural state when mining concludes. In recent decades, that spurned responsibility has, at times, turned heavy rains into floods and caused local residents who once counted on mining for jobs and prosperity to bring litigation against their former employers in Appalachian courtrooms.

    Lawyers who have pursued these cases in the past said it is still too early to pursue a case in the most recent flooding, as studies need to be conducted and claimants contacted, but interest in holding someone to account for the lost homes and at least 37 dead is growing.

    “It may be too early to tell, but I’ve received a couple phone calls already,” said Ned Pillersdorf, a Kentucky lawyer in Prestonburg who has successfully sued coal companies for flood damage in the past. “No one is denying the amount of rain we had — it truly was a 1,000 year event — but did the strip mines contribute? Absolutely.”

    The search for the deep pocket never ends.

    • rhywun

      I can hear the cash registers ringing from here.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    It’s raining, sort of. More of a drizzle. I bet the guys who were just starting to get their wheat in yesterday are not amused.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    The loss of the natural ridge lines, vegetation and trees, and the cracks in the mountains that are largely owned by companies often funnels rainwater into the thin valleys, or low-lying hollows, where most eastern Kentuckians make their homes.

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but water runs downhill, doesn’t it?

    • R C Dean

      To be fair, heavily vegetated land has less run off. Its entirely possible the coal mining has had some effect. But when I hear “record rainfall”, I think “flooding no matter what”, so . . . .

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Google Hurricane Camille sometime. Heavy rain in the mountains = Flooding

  46. Pat

    Only corporate water…

  47. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Oh dammit, wife was trying to buy something online and the website was hacked. She wasn’t paying attention and the checkout was redirected to another website, now I’ve got to cancel the credit card yet again.