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Author: Heroic Mulatto

Glibertarian Valentine’s Day – Year 2

👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON’T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂

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Belated Anniversary Post

Approximately one year ago, a medical professional was rendering aid to a teenager having difficulty breathing. A police officer demanded that she stop, however, she requested that she be allowed to finish as it would be dangerous and unethical to stop first aid. The police officer reacted to this requested by manhandling the woman and throwing her to the floor with such force that she was hospitalized. This woman was then charged with “contempt of cop”. This act was the impetus for the creation of this site.

And the creation of this video.

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Show me that nu-male smile!

Nu-male Smile, also known as the Soylent Grin, Nu-Male Face and Cuckface, is an internet slang term referring to a facial expression associated with men described as nu-male or Soy Boys who are photographed expressing surprise or excitement with their mouth agape.

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My New Fetish

I am looking for a long term duo queue partner for Overwatch Competitive on PC (US Server) who identifies as a true submissive female, has a strong desire to reach the top of the game, and is willing to commit the time to improving and practice with me every day in the early morning (except Saturdays). I am starting on a fresh account for Season 8. I really don’t care about your past season’s rank, in fact I am perfectly willing to duo with someone who has no experience whatsoever. My game knowledge is really vast and I am a very smart, patient teacher. I am the kind of asshole who doesn’t flex and doesn’t switch, ever. In fact, I will be playing exclusively McCree and Soldier 76. However, I also don’t complain about the teamcomp or my teammates, ever. I don’t rage and I don’t tilt. The goal in the medium term is climbing together to Top 500 while enjoying each other’s energy in the process.

I am not interested in roleplaying, and at least in the near future, I do not want anything beyond a solid, non-sexual symbiotic relationship with you. I am of course willing to play other games not competitively, or doing other things like watching movies or anime, or even just chatting about anything, but do keep in mind that I am going to be very busy these following months so I won’t be able to spend much time with you outside of our morning practice sessions.

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The Glibertarian Headquarters’ X-mas Light Show 2017

It is a little known fact that the Hip-Hop duo ‘Kris Kross’ invented the term X-mas, a phrase that is used in many English speaking countries to abbreviate ‘christmas’. In their self titled album released in 1989, Chris says ‘I put the ‘Chris’ into ‘christmas’ // rhymes so deep I be breaking your isthmus’ on the lyrical sheet that had been written, ‘christmas’ was written as X-mas, presumably to save time. After the success of another piece the duo had written, ‘jump’, X-mas began to become a more commonly used phrase as it spread, may people not even knowing where the term came from.

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The Insidious Dr. Fu-Manchu and the Birth of Neoyokelservatism

“Many there are, I doubt not, who will regard the Eastern girl with horror. I ask their forgiveness in that I regarded her quite differently. No man having seen her could have condemned her unheard. Many, having looked into her lovely eyes, had they found there what I found, must have forgiven her almost any crime.” –Dr. Petrie

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Your Daily Minute of Pathos

Puna caparaṃ, bhikkhave, bhikkhu seyyathāpi passeyya sarīraṃ sivathikāya chaḍḍitaṃ ekāhamataṃ vā dvīhamataṃ vā tīhamataṃ vā uddhumātakaṃ vinīlakaṃ vipubbakajātaṃ. So imameva kāyaṃ upasaṃharati: ‘ayaṃ pi kho kāyo evaṃdhammo evaṃbhāvī evaṃanatīto’ ti.

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