Author: Heroic Mulatto

Happy Thiccsgiving!

Fucking vegans shoving their morals down our throats.

Look, we’ve evolved to eat ass. That’s why we have canine teeth. Animals in the wild eat ass all the time, so why would you give me flack for just going along with nature? I’m not a fucking herbivore.

The human body needs ass to function; if I were to stop eating them, I would go weak. Don’t you get shaky and pale on a non-ass diet? Supplements aren’t enough, and fake ass is disgusting.

At the end of the day, I just think my love of ass trumps the rights of ass. I mean, it’s just ass. It’s non-sentient. I’m an intelligent adult, and so I clearly fall into a different moral category.

Just fuck off and let me eat ass.

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2017: The Year In Reveiw

Someone PLEASE provide me with some nasty pics of these two. I’m the type of person that always ships two characters whenever I watch a cartoon….and for ‘Arthur’, it was this couple. Whenever I watched Arthur, I’d always pretend I was him, and I was trying to hook up with Sue Ellen – that’s why my favorite episode is the one where Sue Ellen lost her diary. That’s the episode where at the end, she hints at Arthur that she likes him. That’s the greatest episode of Arthur EVER – yet the show’s creators never really expanded on that. Instead, they continued to make references to Arthur and Francine being together. Fuck Francine; she looks like a monkey. I wouldn’t mind if it was Muffy – she got a monkey face too but at least she’s light-skinned. With Sue Ellen, you got the best of everything: she’s light-skinned, got a cute face, plus the ass was fat.

I also wouldn’t mind that rabbit bitch who always had her hair over her eyes; I think her name was Molly. She never used to get my dick hard until that episode ‘Arthur Makes Waves’, where she came out wearing this sexy swimsuit, showin’ off her B cups and them sexy white legs. Bitch was lookin’ thicc as fuck…the ass was fat. Anyway, I digress.

The point is, I wanna see some pictures of Arthur diggin’ out Sue Ellen. Jesus Christ, I’ve been fantasizing about Sue Ellen ever since that episode where she was wearing that green bikini when she went to the beach with Arthur, Buster, Brain and Binky. Oh God, y’all should’ve seen this bitch in that bikini. She was lookin’ fine. The ass was fat, and you could tell she had some good-ass pussy.

I’ve already tried Googling for some quality pics but I got nothing more than the same 3 pictures I’ve already seen a million times. Please help, my fellow Glibs!

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Thicc Thursday

Look…I know I got here because of the thiccness, but reading your posts, I just caught myself in love with your face and your personality (at least the one you show in your avatar). You have such an amazing face! Your “Afro” is the exact right size, not too thick and not “barely there”. Your vocabulary is big (which i consider a very good thing). Your cheeks are full and soft and probably good to kiss. Your eyes are so bright and light, just like 2 diamonds, and the expressions your eyebrows gave out are just formidable. You are one of a kind, and managed to drag my eyes from your comments in the morning and afternoon links all the way up to your contributed posts to Glibertarians. Heroic Mulatto you look soo good! Oh, you look so good! By the way, I’m taken, so those compliments are just sincere ones.

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Big Fat Anime Titties

When was the last time you shitposted correctly? When was the last time you shitposted with purpose? It is time to make shitposting great again! We must stop shitposting for nothing and remember its history and importance in blog and forum commenting. By shitposting, we show our fellow community members that we have a cordial relationship and mutual respect. The more shitposts we place under an article, the more respect we give to that contributor. Shitposting deserves to be relevant again; we have to learn and teach how to do it properly.

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Thicc Thursday

Why would they take away our haven?

We have no safe place to chill and be ourselves or enjoy life.

Everyone wants us eliminated or dead.

The fact that violent Chads get hired more than basement dwellers shows how much of a threat society sees us as.

I feel like there is just no hope for us in America.

We get bullied by normies and then blamed for our own deaths.

We do everything right then when nothing comes of it we’re blamed for following the program.

Incels are FINISHED on Hit ‘n Run.

That’s why I tell my peoples invest in There is no future for us on that evil virgin-shaming website.

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Glibertarians After Dark: My New Fetish

I just want to mention that Alexis Texas is a pillar of the community. College Girls Gone Wild was a cinematic masterpiece, and the way she stood up to the headmaster in Volume 2 was truly an inspiration to women everywhere. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s shown as an educational video by middle schools to young girls entering puberty in the next few years. She showed that not only can women be loving and charitable (as she did during her lesbian scene with Sammy Summers) but also commanding and devoted to her work (shown in Volume 3, when she has to haze the new pledges to her sorority).

Honestly people don’t give her enough credit – as both a character and a person. Alexis has gone through what many young high school girls have. In Pounded On Prom Night, Alexis really connects with girls everywhere. After telling her date no to anal, she offers a blowjob as consolation. Unfortunately she succumbed to peer pressure and in doing so she takes the burden of all young girls everywhere, sharing in their suffering and ultimately growing as a character from it. This is not the only time Ms. Texas would be forced into something in her life, like in Volume 2, where the headmaster strong-arms her and her sorority sisters into pleasing him or all greek life on campus will be shut down. Alexis takes one for the team as the first one to submit, sacrificing herself so that her sisters can be free.

Alexis is an amazing woman and whose example should be honestly striven towards by any young female growing up in the era of masochist oppression. Alexis has single-handedly become the torchbearer for the American feminist movement, and will ultimately lead our civilization to full gender equality.

These are just a few of many examples as to why the greatest tragedy of this century is not trap music, but the fact that Ms. Texas has not yet been given the Congressional Medal of Honor.

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कालोऽस्मि लोकक्षयकृत्प्रवृद्धो लोकान्समाहर्तुमिह प्रवृत्तः

my girlfriend says she wants your babies because apparently your eyes and i quote “are enough to make my pussy shit”, according to her. which begs the question, are you preparing to A. fuck my girlfriend B. fuck me or C. fuck us both (and btw that last one isnt gonna work with me i got eyes in the back of my head so if your stinking, un-washed cum covered penis anywhere near my be loved rectum i will hunt you down ad don’t think i wont, i have connections).

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