Author: Heroic Mulatto

Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and Yuman Trafficking

Bob from Bob the Builder is known to have a group of some type of extraterrestrial beings that happen to look like construction machinery. However, throughout the series, he is seen to be abusing and forcing them against their will to work for the slave master Bob the Builder. This is a clear example of how the television series alludes to the slavery era present in the United States during the 1800s. He always suppresses them into manual labor through his “Can we build it?” chants, which reflect upon the mentality of the plantation owners from that era. In addition, the other citizens of the town are like the whites in the South actively supporting them and demanding products while the “slaves” continue to live in a red, cold, and dark shed. Bob the Builder can also continuously buy more “slaves” and fuel his own idea of slavery in the present day. I absolutely cannot believe how such a television show with such a terrible influence to the younger generations can be broadcasted all over the world. I demand congress to ban this so-called “kids” show from countries all over the world, or else I will stalk and enslave Keith Chapman and make sure he learns a lesson.

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Thicc Thursday

I’M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

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Glibertarians After Dark: My New Fetish

If you bought a shipping container, you could rent a track hoe and some wheelbarrows, then excavate a section of ground, and submerge the container lengthwise into a hole. Before covering the entrance with dirt, lower your sex doll and several generators and halogen spotlights into the container. This space would provide excellent shelter from the harsh seasonal conditions, and a means by which you could engage in private liaisons while remaining undetected by your wife. That’s what I did. I’m leasing a vacant lot near the Saco Ranger Station in Conway, N.H., and I’ve been reported missing for months. Nobody suspects me of experiencing arousal and night emission of any kind. My wife is currently living back in Thailand with her parents, where she provides hospice care in return for subsidized rent and hot meals. I’ve retreated into my container almost full-time, and find the company of my sex doll to be sufficient. I’ve named it “Alexa”. I only exit the container to defecate very rapidly or ingest runoff water when thirsty. I do not, however, budge for urinary expulsion. It’s very tedious, to be honest. Sometimes I experience severe paranoia and debilitating remorse. I wonder if my wife will ever emotionally recover. On a scale of one to ten, I rate this new lifestyle a five.

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Glibertarian Valentine’s Day – Year 2

??HEY?? YOU seXXXy? LITTLE? ????SLUTS???‼️‼️?Today? is ?FUCKUARY 14TH? which means??DADDY CUPID?? is ?cumming? for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊?YANKING✊??on his bow? and arrow? all night? getting ready to ?shoot??? all over you ?????????? so Daddy Cupid draw ? your bow ?and let that ??CUM FLOW➡️? ? ‼️This day only ?CUMS? once a year ?so ❌rip off❌ your ?clothes? and JUMP ??ON ??THAT?? GOOD ??DICK!??? ??Saint?? Valentine?? is the ?SLUTTIEST ?Saint there is, so ??spread??your holy ??bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything ????he’s got??. ?☄️SEND?to 5 ?VALENHOES?so ??you?? can get ??OFF? tonight ????❤️?‼️ if you ?DON’T? you’ll be ??STUCK ❌without❌ ?CHOCColate?? or ?long??thicc?? ?PLOW-HERS??for the next 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS!!!! ???????

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