Author: Not Adahn

The skies are both boring and unpleasant this week.  The only alignment is Mars (war, aggression) – Mercury (change, news, chaos, disruption, luck) – Jupiter retrograde (misrule, sadness, tyranny).  The best possible interpretation is that we’ll find out details of who/how someone screwed up a military operation.  Let’s go with that one — the alternate interpretations are left as an exercise for the reader. Lily goes to the vet.

A mostly nondescript week.  Some tension from Mars being in opposition to Venus which could indicate spats between lovers on Thursday .  If you make an effort on Monday though nothing really bad should happen however. Dog park cuteness.

There are no alignments this week and the visitations are all extremely basic. This is a good week for Virgos to press their luck – Mars and Mercury are joined by the newly-arrived Sun. The Queen of Wands. Tarot deck differences and secrets. Gratuitous puppy pics.

Even with domestic misrule, it’s a good week to be in a romantic relationship, with Venus in Libra keeping tiffs to a minimum.  Doubly so if you’re a woman in a relationship, since Mars in Virgo indicates that you’ll be on the winning side of any arguments that do occur. Also, Dog Park Confidential.

There is an extremely rare, extremely powerful, extremely good sign in the Heavens at the beginning of the week. Also, pretty frisbee girl slathered in mud.

Leo and Virgo remain large and in charge tis week.  With Virgo, it’s a “can do no wrong” sort of situation, whereas with Leo, it’s more of an “unbelievable luck” thing.  So Leos should buy one (1) lottery ticket this week.  If you buy a bunch, it looks like you’re trying to game the system, and Luck does not like a smartass.

This week has a very interesting, major configurations going on.  So major that it probably isn’t referring to any of you guys (no offense).  But here it is, so when it hits the news you’ll be able to marvel at my prognosticatory prowess. Also, cute puppy pics.

Sometimes you get the beast. Sometimes the beast gets you. Which is it this week? Click and find out.

The planets aren’t lining up this week.

Trigger Warning: horoscopes and doge cuteness overload.