Heading up to the Great White North for a couple days at Prime's beach cottage on Lake Erie. She has, without any expectation of success, begged me to be polite, not ask people why they have beady eyes and floppy heads, how they feel about becoming America's 52nd...

It's been warm and dry here in Manly Time, today offered a respite. I woke up to a gentle rain that's going to continue for a bit. I was going to power wash the patio today in preparation for next Friday's shindig, but I'm going to use this opportunity to lounge...

As much as I complain about the rather dimwitted and entitled customer base we have, I can't say much better for our staff. We do have some excellent people, but we also have... to be generous, tards. Except actual Downs tards are generally super nice, kind, cheerful,...