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Red Sonja
Tonight! R.J. posts a modern B movie as he travels about the American South!
Thursday Afternoon Hallucinatory Citrus Links
These lemons may not be real
Cocktail of the Month – June 2026
Here's the latest Cocktail of the Month from the Substack: As summer comes, I’m going to go back for a twofer with the cocktail of the month for June. The Aviation has had two distinct recipes since its creation back at the beginning of the 20th century. The reason...
Thursday morning links
Silverstone yesterday…no links this morning.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 95
Trump likes big balls.
Wednesday Afternoon Links of… What, Tonio Again?
SugarFree seems to be improving. They are allowing him solid food, which has greatly improved his spirits. The leeches are gone. But you're stuck with me for two afternoons this week. At least. The week is not yet over. I'm feeling like Marco Rubio, here. But you're...
Sunday Morning I’m Gonna Kill Someone Links
So much fun being on our village Planning Board. To put it into context, they...
Taking Vitamin T
There are times when you just have to ask yourself, maybe I should get on the...
Last Friday of May Afternoon Links
Here at the end of May, it appears Cleveland has decided it's time for spring....
Stoic Friday CLVI
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Animal Farm
Animal Farm (1954) We have a historic film here. In general I assume everyone...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 100!-Spies
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Wednesday Morning Emergency Links
Banjos was sooo happy to get a whole home generator and now it has betrayed...
Trump Fatigue Syndrome
In a Washington Post column entitled The Delusional Dean, published December...
Shuffle-Ev in Gen Pop Meijer
Previously on Evan’s Magical Mystery Vocational Tour: Where's Walgo?Lotteria’s...
The Name on the Wall
My given name is James, but nobody calls me that. More on that later....
IFLA: The “Summer of Travel I” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNwC0sp-uA4 When this goes live, I'll be in...
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So,...
Stoic Friday CLV
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Delta Space Mission
Delta Space Mission Not only did Romania have a science fiction scene in the...
Dispatches from Flyover Country: The Heritage Museum of Big Spring
It’s been said that a friend will help you move, and a real friend will help...
Mystery Box
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Bovine Parasites
My favorite thing to make is carne asada. My family likes it, and they ask me to make it all the time. Unfortunately with the ubiquity of Chipotlé they’re constantly asking me to make them “burrito bowls… This is my review of Great Notion Stacks of Coconut Imperial Breakfast Stout: My Anglicized children are not the real issue...
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Prophet Dimension
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The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part VI
August 2251 The Orleans Combat Information Center “Oh, that’s very clever,” Admiral Gauss pointed at two new images that suddenly appeared in the holographic ‘tank’ displaying the exercise. “Captain Wallace brought his task group out of subspace sixteen hundred...
Dunham – 67
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Call of Patchouli
Freak Street in Kathmandu is a hell of a place. If you're a hippie, that is. Marijuana is the #1 cash crop here, and the flocks of hippies passing through here on their way to or back from an ashram in India end up smoking most of it. Given its status as a Mecca of...
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 47 – Assassination Edition
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93
"I've always wanted to do black face." it my be the most Hat line ever, I...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 92
Is the book of Charlie going to be in the next Trump Bible? Also, we're closer...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
They want to keep the Guard in DC for years. What the fuck is this dipshit...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away
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Cracky!: Episode 8
“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 90
https://youtu.be/klG6B5-TdaY
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 89
The real world is in reruns to. https://youtu.be/kp_hzm1BmYs
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 88
https://youtu.be/yX1EVJprgO0
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 42
“WAR!’ the hat yelled. “We gonna bomb those fuckers good!” “Do you have to be...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 97 – Grok TV
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 87
https://youtu.be/LW9VoSvCW50
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 86
The conclusion of Tha Hat and Space Hat B-plot https://youtu.be/kdSFMj-A-Uw
Food & Drink
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Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but let's get to the links. For those who want to go full Midwestern drunk. The publishers are just taunting aren't they? Oh, I remember when this would be considered malicious. I preferred Might...
The Devil’s Haircut
Yeah, its a reference to the song.
Final March Friday Afternoon Links
First, I give a gift. I've been using this as my response to spam texts/messages recently, and it has amused me. I leave it here for you. But let's get going with the links. First, let's go back to the halcyon days of the 00s. I hope this dies when Search for Gollum...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the best show on television since Seinfeld stopped being funny, I’m going to post this link here so you get the reference. This is my review of Pizza Port Brewing Next Horizon IPA: Culturally...
Release the Files!
About damn time they did!
Sunday Morning Exhaustion Links
The downside of us changing our business model from a coffee/breakfast café to...
There’s No Gabagool
Since you’re probably at least ten years removed from what is arguably the...
Long Weekend Friday Afternoon Links
Well, it's the kickoff to summer season, with rib cook offs starting up. So,...
TODAYS SPONSOR SUCKS
”So how are we doing today.” I asked. STEVE SMITH was shouting on camera,...
Friday Afternoon Links
Sorry, no clever title for today. The girlfriend and I watched Punisher: One...
Shuffling the Deck
I might have been saving this one for a bit, but they decided to float it...
Saturday Morning Wino Links
With our wine license in hand and a deep stock of delicious bottles behind the...
Pre-Mother’s Day Friday Afternoon Links
Still waiting for spring to spring here, and Ohio On Tap week begins, but...
Millennials Discover the Trolley Problem
Alternative title could be “Just pick a goddamn button”. This is my review of...
First [Fri]day of May.
Obligatory music choice to start this off, although I doubt many will be...
Sunday Morning Retarded Links
I had a whole story ready to go about a giant (6'7", 380 lb) tard nicknamed...
Keep it Under Our Space Helmets
Poor hapless bastards are in the news again, but enough about the NY Mets....
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or...