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The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 47 – Assassination Edition
“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and Donald and the hair drove back to the White House. “He tried to kill all three of us,” the hair said. His voice was shaky and tired. “Butler, the golf course, and now this shit!” “It took a...
Wednesday Morning Links
Good morning one and all to another amazing day!
Ruminations on Ketogenic Diets
In ruminating on keto/carnivore type diets, EvilSheldon commented that he thought the main - 95% - mechanism for the effectiveness of those types of diets is getting people to eat less. I guess the implication of that is that the effectiveness of low carbohydrate...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
The pirates are at it again.
For Jules
In memorium.
Tuesday Morning Links
You can meet me outside if you don’t read…the links.
Keep it Under Our Space Helmets
Poor hapless bastards are in the news again, but enough about the NY Mets....
Saturday Morning Hot Dog Day Links
The biggest day of the year in Glibs Gulch is not Christmas or Thanksgiving or...
Final Friday Afternoon Links of April
Important house keeping announcement, as it currently stands there is no...
Stoic Friday CLII
Daily Stoic Meditations How to Be a Stoic How to Think Like a Roman Emperor...
Friday Morning Links
The Draft got underway yesterday. Four Buckeyes in the first 11 players taken....
Sasquatch Sunset
Sasquatch Sunset Well, I waited what feels like two full years for this to...
Animating with AI
I read an article about how Bollwood is using AI to make movies now, because...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 93
"I've always wanted to do black face." it my be the most Hat line ever, I...
A Visit to Sherwood Forest
At the end of March I visited my first Renaissance Faire, the Sherwood Forest...
¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
I have a 3 hour block of meetings this afternoon….you know the drill at this...
Lotteria’s Express Victim
Not this Lotteria. This is a Korean fast food joint. Not the best, but an...
All-Star Cryptid Advice Time!
The Cryptids were getting restless, so rather than risk any...uh, work action,...
IFLA: The “Cowboy” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 19
https://youtu.be/glb2U6y-GdU?list=RDglb2U6y-GdU&t=19 The sun moves into...
Sunday Morning Last Chance To Drink Links
Well, the State of New York finally disgorged a temporary permit for us to...
The Devil’s Haircut
Yes, I am making a reference to this song from “the 90’s”. Scare quotes...
Saturday Morning Glibs Gulch Economic Links
Our Gulchers held a meeting this week of the "downtown" business owners to...
Post-Taxpocalypse Friday Afternoon Links
Mid way through April, and I still can't put the winter coats away. We're...
Mystery Box
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The Adventures of Robin Hood
Spring is in the air, and everyone is talking about the Robin Hood since Grumbletarian's article about his visit to his first renaissance faire. UnCivil went and bought all the Robin Hood films, for example. Everyone is sharing their impressions of ren faires. I felt like I should get in on this party! So let's start this party...
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The Crider Chronicles: The Orleans Incident – Part I
The First Galactic War Rear Admiral Isaac Gauss, Commander, Task Group One, Confederate Navy, is overseeing a Fleet exercise near the Confederate world New Albion. The Confederate battle cruiser CSS Orleans, Gauss’ flagship, is under way at sublight speed when...
Dunham – 63
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Crider Chronicles: Confederacy – Part XXVIII
Part 28.
Dunham – 62B
It’s 1780. American privateer Captain Fury and British pirate Captain Judas share a kiss that leads to a tavern brawl, but their common enemy—King George III—keeps them fighting to make a life together on the American frontier.
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 91
They want to keep the Guard in DC for years. What the fuck is this dipshit...
The Hat and The Hair Animated-Ep 98-Iran So Far Away
https://youtu.be/GBWtBebTF8k Patreon Shill Cafepress Shill Redbubble Shill...
Cracky!: Episode 8
“Are you ready for this?” Dark Cracky asked. Hunter jerked awake and sat up a...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 90
https://youtu.be/klG6B5-TdaY
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 89
The real world is in reruns to. https://youtu.be/kp_hzm1BmYs
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 88
https://youtu.be/yX1EVJprgO0
The Hat and The Hair 47: Episode 42
“WAR!’ the hat yelled. “We gonna bomb those fuckers good!” “Do you have to be...
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 97 – Grok TV
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 87
https://youtu.be/LW9VoSvCW50
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 86
The conclusion of Tha Hat and Space Hat B-plot https://youtu.be/kdSFMj-A-Uw
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 85
https://youtu.be/lefR40a7Pxc
The Hat and The Hair Animated: Ep 96 – ICE ICE Baby
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The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun Ep 84
As I write this FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump invaded another country,...
Food & Drink
We like to eat, ok?
Friday Tax Day Reminder.
This is the last Friday before you the money gets taken out to feed the beast (I'm getting hit with an ~$10 underpayment penalty... dicks). I'll say that I don't mind Deep Eddy (for gins being marketed as vodka). Their Ruby Red Grapefruit is amazing... as long as you...
Selected by Nature for Extinction
This isn’t because someone built a highway through their habitat.
A Shit Excuse for a Beer Article
This is one of my classic stream of consciousness posts.
The Devil’s Haircut
Yeah, its a reference to the song.
Thursday Afternoon Links of RETVRN
He’s baaaaack
Sunday Morning Last Chance To Drink Links
Well, the State of New York finally disgorged a temporary permit for us to...
The Devil’s Haircut
Yes, I am making a reference to this song from “the 90’s”. Scare quotes...
Saturday Morning Glibs Gulch Economic Links
Our Gulchers held a meeting this week of the "downtown" business owners to...
Post-Taxpocalypse Friday Afternoon Links
Mid way through April, and I still can't put the winter coats away. We're...
RTD (Ready To Drink) Cocktails
SugarFree was busy, so you've got stuck with my filler piece today from the...
Chimping Out
Amidst the backdrop of a world filled with war, disagreement over control of...
Saturday Morning Long Whine Links
It's a minor thing but I need to kvetch. In all of its bureaucratic...
Friday Tax Day Reminder.
This is the last Friday before you the money gets taken out to feed the beast...
Snack food nostalgia
So Fox ran an article talking about 10 snacks from the '80s and '90s that...
Firing Murdock
I know we rag on Murdock, but did anyone really complain when he managed to...
First Friday of April Afternoon Links
While it's the home opener for the Guardians Indians today, the girlfriend is...
Killing Caesar
I looked at my son’s homework and saw a childish image of a man I have come to...
Final March Friday Afternoon Links
First, I give a gift. I've been using this as my response to spam...





