Hat and Hair Comics: ANTS ANTS ANTS

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  1. CPRM

    What a twist!

  2. Pan Zagloba

    Oh good, the blood/wine/ketchup spill from yesterday got cleaned up!

    I like that we’re back to just the two originals, none of this Poochie USA hat nonsense.

  3. Drake

    One of my favorite sci-fi books, Armor showed up in my audio library and I just finished listening.

    ANTS ANTS ANTS! Is very triggering.

    • SugarFree

      Did you ever read Vampire$?

      • Drake

        Nope – But I’m adding it to the queue

    • R C Dean

      Excellent book, Drake. I find occasion to quote from it periodically:

      You are
      What you do
      When it counts

      I enjoyed Vampires, too. And then I think he kinda just . . . quit writing?

      • Drake

        He’s dead now. Supposedly drafted a sequel to Armor but never finished.

  4. Michael

    Some of these panels might benefit from sound effects.

    • Riven

      I’d prefer scratch and sniff

      • Michael

        For some reason the first thing that came to mind while reading this comic was the Steve Vai queefing fan video from the nineties, so…ummm…no thanks.

      • Riven

        Square! What’s life without a little adventure. 🙂

    • Tres Cool

      I’m….I’m…..I’m not sure what I just saw. Its like the picture of a vase, but then you can suddenly see two faces.
      I feel changed.

  5. Count Potato

    “Why ‘social justice warriors’ are the true defenders of free speech and open debate

    One prominent commentator, while decrying the seeming censorship evinced by Shepherd’s ordeal, likened Peterson’s challenge to current campus orthodoxies to the skepticism practiced by Socrates — just the kind of thing that should lead to increased knowledge. Indeed, many now insist that healthy skepticism and free inquiry, the supposed heart of the Socratic method and what Haidt labels the “disinterested pursuit of truth,” are in dire need of a revival in the academy.

    I’m not so sure.

    In fact, in important ways the social justice approach — which emphasizes the dynamics of power and oppression — that many fear has taken over the humanities and social sciences at its best is actually an improvement over the “disinterested pursuit of truth” and more in line with the Socratic method. In fact, rather than constituting an attack on knowledge, the social justice lens reflects new ideas generated by academic disciplines and experts within them, and generally encourages expanding our knowledge and opening up subjects to new perspectives, much like Socrates advocated.

    Truth depends on different perspectives and lenses, and this is what experts in the humanities — the so-called social justice warriors — bring to education. Critical theories about race, gender and sexuality are not undermining education. Rather, they complicate and expand our understanding of familiar topics, including those in my own field of classics like ancient Roman imperialism and the nature of Greek homosexuality.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/made-by-history/wp/2018/01/09/why-social-justice-warriors-are-the-true-defenders-of-free-speech-and-open-debate/

    Do you like movies about gladiators?

    • kbolino

      Yeah, we’ll just ignore the shunning, shouting down, and occasional acts of violence against people holding other viewpoints. Because they’re just so open and inclusive like that.

    • commodious spittoon

      Uh-huh. Aggressively, cannibalistically weeding out even marginal “different perspectives and lenses” means free inquiry and expression. Fucking mook.

    • SugarFree

      The generation of ideas means nothing if the ideas are all stupid. Knowledge is not a function of volume.

      • commodious spittoon

        Peterson, whom this dipshit later maligns, brought up a good point in his most recent podcast: almost none of the voluminous output manufactured by woke academics is ever cited. I’d go one further and suggest they’re not even read past the abstract by more than dozen colleagues. They’re nothing but village idiots babbling to themselves.

      • SugarFree

        I can believe it. In fact, it seems the logical endpoint to academic requirements to publish. If you have to publish to keep your job and what you have to write about is built on dubious notions to begin with, a feedback loop of bullshit starts easily.

        Also, I doubt the “hot-take” Twitter culture of academia is confined to just that platform. The more outrageous and stupid your pronouncements seem to the normal world, the more attention and praise you get from your peers. Academia ends up being one big chat room of trolls screaming “CUNT, POOP. FART!” at each other and finding themselves exceeding clever indeed whilst doing so.

      • Swiss Servator

        CUNT, POOP. FART

        Is that, like a really silly version of Eat, Pray, Love?

      • commodious spittoon

        It’s Father Hackett sliding further into mental infirmity.

    • Q Continuum

      I fully support this. The more the Left/Universities/Media embrace SJWs, the more they marginalize themselves from the bulk of regular people. That’s the interesting thing here, the Dems have not only moved further and further Left, they’ve tossed their masks and have embraced Bolshevik-Cultural Revolution tactics. This, understandably, alienates them from even Left-Leaning Moderates who don’t want to be associated with such insanity.

      • Hyperion

        I swear that all this SJW bullshit has to be some sort of libertarian plot. I just have to assume that because Republicans aren’t that smart and even leftists are not dumb enough to have started this up with on their own. Which one of you started this? You have my vote for Supreme Overlord, so just step forth already.

      • trshmnstr

        even leftists are not dumb enough to have started this up with on their own

        Citation needed.

      • Hyperion

        Well, I don’t have a citation. But you know, it’s like some things you have to assume. For instance, gravity must be real because I don’t fall off the planet. And no one can be that fucking stupid. The Democrats already had the only thing they needed, more free shit. That was it, it was too simple and it worked. When someone has something that easy and that successful, why would they just throw it all away to embrace a bunch of complete retards who are a very small, yet vocal, minority of the population who are driving normal people away from them?

        No, it’s just too bizarre to accept.

      • RBS

        For instance, gravity must be real because I don’t fall off the planet

        You probably think we live on a globe too.

      • kinnath

        No. The globe sits in the corner of my office.

        I live on a planet.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Why ‘social justice warriors’ are the true defenders of free speech and open debate

      I already posted this yesterday, but this seems the ideal place to post again.

      https://slowfacts.wordpress.com/2017/12/18/pro-gun-women-regularly-face-violent-sexual-harassment-repost-from-freebeacon/

      Pro-Gun Women Regularly Face Violent, Sexual Harassment (repost from FreeBeacon)
      By Stephen Gutowski, December 18, 2017

      These wonderful women are threatened because they speak out for armed self-defense. I’ve met several of them. I know others like them. Progressives think they speak for all victims, and these strong women refuse to be or remain a victim. Listen to the hatred spewed by the people who want you disarmed. This is only a taste. Sadly, there is more. Follow the link (here: http://freebeacon.com/culture/pro-gun-women-regularly-face-violent-sexual-harassment/). – Rob Morse

      “It’s a fucking shame you weren’t killed when that scumbag raped you, you fucking despicable, lying, lowlife, Right-Wing, Neo-Fascist CUNT!” That was the message Kimberly Corban found waiting for her on Facebook early last year.

      “You truly are a soulless, self-righteous, self-serving bitch with sick gun fetish. Do us all a favor & blow your own brains out,” Twitter user Lou Aguilar said to Dana Loesch on Oct. 3.

      “Stick that gun in your cunt bitch and pull the trigger,” Twitter user John T. McFarland said to Jenn Jacques in September 2015.

      “This bitch needs to get off the Internet, she’s an embarrassment to black people. This sill coon lives in a pink and fluffy world where there is some sort of equality. I hope that the kkk lynches,” commenter SR posted on a YouTube video by Stacy Washington.

      • Chipwooder

        John T. McFarland sounds like a wonderful, caring human being.

      • Drake

        The left is capable of limitless violence. Since the French Revolution, every time they gained complete power, they went on rampages that resulted in mountains of dead.

      • Hyperion

        They never met up with a heavily armed populace who oppose them, yet.

      • WTF

        That’s why they need to disarm the populace.

      • Raven Nation

        Well, you also need some kind of competent leadership.

        /Russian White Army

      • Drake

        True in this country but not everywhere. You damn well win if you fight them.

      • Drake

        better win…

    • wdalasio

      Truth depends on different perspectives and lenses, and this is what experts in the humanities — the so-called social justice warriors — bring to education.

      Which is why the humanities have been rendered actively destructive to the intellect. This is absolute garbage. And the pretense that, not only do you not know the truth, but can say with absolute certainty that the truth doesn’t even exist (in itself an inherent contradiction) is precisely the sort of destruction of reason and intellect that can allow someone to say that the suppression of speech constitutes the championing of open debate.

      • AlexinCT

        When you can make anything you like be true and anything you dislike be false, regardless of reality, I think truth no longer exists.

  6. The Other Kevin

    The self-awareness makes this one great, and a nice reminder that we don’t take ourselves too seriously here. Unlike pretty much anyone else who discusses politics.

    Do they still do Friday Funnies at TOS?

    • Just Say'n

      Any good libertarian joke should begin with ambivalence toward your audience and include references to obscure concepts like praxeology. Then, without fail, the punchline should always be: “Bill Weld ran on the Libertarian Party ticket”.

      • Caput Lupinum

        Throwing a curveball with “Bob Barr also ran on the Libertarian ticket” is also an acceptable punchline, to keep the audience on their toes.

      • Just Say'n

        True

      • Pan Zagloba

        Bob Barr is Nick Gillespie of punchlines.

      • antisthenes

        That made no sense to me. If there’s any politician who’s obviously an elephant, its’ Bob Barr.

      • Chipwooder

        Sillier ticket – Barr/Root ’08 or Johnson/Weld ’16?

      • Just Say'n

        That’s a tough call. Barr and Root quickly abandoned the Libertarian Party after that race and tried to get back in with the Republicans. They were both basically interventionist knuckleheads at a time when the country wanted an anti-war alternative.

        Johnson didn’t know what he was talking about half the time and the other half the time he made asinine remarks who endorsed concepts like “Nazi cakes”, “burka bans”, “forced inoculation”, and “humanitarian wars”. And Bill Weld was basically ousted from the Republican Party for being too much of a big government east coast Republican (think about that for a second).

        Still, I’m going to say that Barr/Root was the ultimate shit show. But, Weld being on the Libertarian ticket is the ultimate embarrassment.

      • RBS

        It’s close, but Barr/Root.

  7. The Elite Elite

    Finally. I don’t get why the Hair has been looking like a gold cover for a dinner plate on the previous ones.

    • MikeS

      The new “Birther” conspiracy.

    • RBS

      I think this country could use some more Russian milfs.

      • R C Dean

        That’s the problem, though. The smokin’ hot Russian moms go back to Russia with their dual-citizenshipped spawn.

    • Chipwooder

      I find the repulsive term “anchor babies” to be highly problematic. Report to this evening’s struggle session.

  8. Count Potato

    “James Damore’s lawsuit against Google has a lot of interesting material from inside the company:

    Page 27, Footnote 3: “For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as ‘a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin’ and ‘an expansive ornate building’ presented a talk entitled ‘Living as a Plural Being’ at an internal company event.””

    https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/950527640489857024

    I can’t tell if that’s a joke.

    • Q Continuum

      Punching back twice as hard. I tip my hat to Damore.

    • Mr Lizard

      “a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin”

      That kinda describes our supply clerks. Although I’m not sure why we would be using them for infiltration work…

      • Swiss Servator

        There is always some Supply Guy who thinks he is Super Bad-Ass Ranger SF James Bond.

      • tarran

        Holy $#@&!!!! You just described Eric Dondero.

      • SugarFree

        Speaking of queef tacos…

      • Pomp

        +1, Unabashedly unabashed, crying bald eagle

      • Chipwooder

        DONDEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

      • Tres Cool

        We just called em “PX Solders”. You’d see pics of guys on leave in their class A’s, and they’d have more medals on their chest than an african dictator.

      • Chipwooder

        The Army gives out ribbons and medals for everything. When I hit my EAS, as a fairly average Marine, I had six ribbons on my rack with a couple of stars. If I were in the Army, I would have looked like Chesty Puller.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Hey, its the Chaplin’s Assistant.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “Hey Pvt Lytton, how much does 10 pounds of cool shit gear weigh?” -one of my first team leaders

      • RBS

        Was it named Stormy?

    • Swiss Servator

      “That’s nice there, Buckingham Palace, now get back to coding.”

      • Caput Lupinum

        Speaking of Buckingham palace, a bunch of Brits just set fire to a trashcan outside my office building by improperly disposing of their cigarette butts. Watching them try to put it out by shoving snow into the bin while shouting in their silly accents is probably going to be the highlight of my month.

      • Swiss Servator

        PICS!!!!!!!!!

        No, no…

        VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • tarran

      I read the whole complaint, along with the exhibits during a bout of insomnia.

      Google is fucked…. they have senior managers openly plotting to racially discriminate in making promotion decisions. Some of the mid level managers are openly debating how to identify people who voted for Trump and drive them out of the company. And when these discussions are reported to senior management and to HR, not only is noting done, but there’s retaliation against the people reporting the discussions. The management aren’t in a gray area. They are blatantly violating California’s employment law.

      Moreover, the placing of conservative speakers who haven’t actually done anything to justify being banned from the google campus on a security watchlist and instructing security to evict one from the premises after his name shows up on the visitor’s list for a meeting with an employee does provide compelling evidence that they were trying to make a hostile work environment for people who had the wrong political views.

      • commodious spittoon

        Party of science free speech!

      • Gustave Lytton

        The whole things comes across as a bunch of morons. “Best and the Brightest”. Again.

      • Gustave Lytton

        1/3 through. Take off and nuke Google from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Into the exhibits. Google needs adult supervision. ‘Get back to work and shut the fuck up about politics, it’s unprofessional in the workplace and has absolutely zero to do with your job.’

      • tarran

        My favorite bit from Exhibit B on the reactions to the pc memo; a person complaining that something is wrong with Google’s search results, because when she googled some of his ‘wrong’ assertions, the highest ranked search results were in agreement with Damore. She asks if they can ‘correct’ the results to drive wrongthink off the first page.

        Hubris. Pure hubris.

      • wdalasio

        It’s funny because it makes the case for actual diversity of thought, not the phony demographic diversity Google pursues, right there. Google generally hires pretty smart people. I’d bet most of them, outside of their bubble, would know better. But, they only hear their own biases and assumptions confirmed daily, and the thinking of all of them falls below the level of thinking of any of them.

      • AlexinCT

        The most ardent defenders and advocates of diversity rarely, if ever, really are pushing for any diversity. Diversity today is code for what the left wants and believes. Everything else is wrong think and rooted in one of the evil “isms” the left projects their own biases on others with.

      • Chipwooder

        Here’s the thing though – would you trust a California court to actually apply the law?

      • Q Continuum

        No. See below.

      • Q Continuum

        “They are blatantly violating California’s employment law”

        But they’re violating it in the right way, ergo, completely ok. I think Google’s gonna get off scot free from a legal standpoint because judges in Kalifornia are Grand Inquisitors. However, the more it drags Google’s name through the mud, publicly shames them and shines light on Silicon Valley’s intellectual conformity, the better. That will be the true victory.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I wonder if this clusterfuck had anything to do with Schmidt leaving.

      • thepasswordispassword

        My favorite snippet is the security email alerting personnel that Curtis Yavin (aka Moldbug) had been registered as a guest for lunch with a Googler and that if it wasn’t a name coincidence he would be escorted off the premises. Cyberpunk as fuck.

  9. Q Continuum

    Related: Porn scenes in which the woman queefs are funny.

    • Juvenile Bluster

      The day that Twitter banned Godfrey is the darkest day in the history of our nation.

      • commodious spittoon

        Only because the day Iowahawk left Twitter precipitated the day he turned.

  10. CPRM

    SF, I just emailed you a couple things.

      • SugarFree

        Can you send a queef as an email attachment?

      • CPRM

        I didn’t have any of those laying around.

      • Swiss Servator

        *taps foot impatiently*

        Well…go find some!

      • Caput Lupinum

        Q Continuum, you have a call on the pink courtesy phone, Q to the pink courtesy phone please.

      • Tres Cool

        the old, “Private? Go up to the orderly room and get me a box of grid squares. Ask 1Sgt.”

      • Chipwooder

        “Go down to the squadron HQ building and get us a stack of ID ten T forms.”

      • mexican sharpshooter

        At my first station we had an Airman that was dumb. Impressively dumb.

        One of us found the number to Captain D’s, a fish and chips joint. He was then told he needs to contact a “Captain Dees” at Med Group, and schedule an appointment for a pap smear.

        Sure enough, he called the fish and chips joint and asked to schedule a pap smear. He was somewhat embarrassed, but ultimately he made enough of a stink to the Shirt that we were no longer allowed to use his stupidity against him like that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m still looking for some chemlight batteries. They’re always out when I ask the supply sgt.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        +1 left-handed smoke shifter

      • Vinnie

        I also need some elbow grease and headlight fluid.

      • Mad Scientist

        I used to work in an airport maintenance hangar and we had a delightful Asian kid who spoke English well but was not familiar with plenty of technical terms. We’d send him over to the parts department and instruct him to bring back 10 feet of Fallopian tube, or a gallon of wing wash. He’d leave, we’d hear the parts guy laughing hysterically, and he’d come back looking all sheepish. “You guys tricked me again!”

      • tarran

        Go out on the bow and look out for the mail buoy!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Hard to Kill reboot?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good for Rand, it won’t make a damn bit of difference but good for him.

    • commodious spittoon

      JeannieB needs to find a sharp, rusty piece of farming equipment and sit on it. Might I suggest an old thresher.

      • RBS

        Would.

      • Ted S.

        I’d have suggested a woodchipper.

    • Q Continuum

      Dismantle the entire FISA court system. A free nation should not have secret courts conducting sessions behind closed doors.

      • AlexinCT

        Definitely not with the top men we have…

  11. Hyperion

    DEM JOOOOOSSSS!!!!!

    Ok, cue the left to go batshit insane against prison reform in 3…2…1 because JOOOOOSSS!!! TRUMP!!!!

    Really, I don’t know exactly what Kushner’s agenda is here, I just know that if he’s for it, the left are going to be against it, I don’t care what it is. If there’s one thing the left are, it’s predictable.

    • The Other Kevin

      I said something like this in the morning links, but the brilliance of Trump is that while everyone is focused on his tweets, he’s addressing issues that nobody else has taken on. It probably helps that both parties hate him, so they are confused on whether or not to oppose something he does based on party lines.

      • Hyperion

        I’m sure Rand would team up with them on this effort, but they won’t get any help from Democrats because RESISTING!!!

      • The Other Kevin

        Rand does have his ear on a few things. Recently they announced some health care regulations that will make it easier for small businesses to combine forces and get insurance plans.

      • The Other Kevin

        Correction: He is proposing those changes, but in the NYT article Rand is standing right behind him.

      • Ted S.

        And yet there are people who hate Rand for voting against a bill that might have decreased Medicaid spending by $0.01 while increasing spending elsewhere by eleventy kajillion.

    • CPRM

      “Sure, Trump is only doing this so it isn’t so bad when HE gets sent to prison!!!11!!!1”

      • Hyperion

        That and the fact that Kushner is the anti-christ. Did you know he bought a building with the number 666 AND he’s a JOO wanting to make a peace deal in the middle east? Coincidence? I think not!

  12. DOOMco

    Now the hair looks a little like sushi.
    queefshi.

    I can do better. I swear.

    • Tres Cool

      saqueefshi?

      • WTF

        STEVE SMITH MAKE SASQUEEFSHI WITH HIKERS!!

      • Swiss Servator

        THAT NOISE THEY MAKE WHEN STEVE SMITH PULL OUT.

    • Urthona

      That is an extremely positive interpretation of Trump from the book.

      • Just Say'n

        Yes. Almost ‘Sean Hannity Positive’. The surprising thing is who wrote it

      • Urthona

        Not that I’ve even read the book, but I know how excited Democrats were getting.

      • Just Say'n

        David Brooks called it ‘resistance porn’ and Jake Tapper said that there were obvious falsehoods in the book. I don’t really care.

        I’ve always thought that the logic that the president was equal parts a bafon and ‘literally Hitler’ made about as much sense as when the same poor logic was used against George W. Bush, and Reagan, and pretty much every Republican president or presidential candidate ever.

        Trump’s a clown. We should laugh

      • commodious spittoon

        Lefties weeping into their Cheerios is what makes me laugh.

      • Just Say'n

        That too

      • Chipwooder

        Insty had an amusing comment when he noted that the left is going to need to do a reboot of the old Phil Hartman as Reagan SNL skit, where Reagan was a cunning mastermind behind a façade of a doddering old man.

      • Mad Scientist

        Reagan was Chance the gardener!

    • Chipwooder

      I thought the ’80s wanted their foreign policy back?

    • Swiss Servator

      Anyone get a comment from Joe Biden?

      • Caput Lupinum

        He was last seen crying while attempting to do burnouts in an old Trans-Am. He declined to make a statement.

  13. Count Potato

    “Anti-Vegetarianism Is Sexism in Disguise

    Our culture feminizes compassion. It also masculinizes meat-eating. Women become easy targets.

    “Vegetarian” is not synonymous with “holier-than-thou”; in my experience, the opposite is true: It’s meat-eaters who are more likely to do the condemning. And then to accuse vegetarians of condemning them. It’s classic deflection, textbook self-victimizing, a transparent disguise for selfishness. It’s what many of Trump’s supporters do to Trump’s detractors. Instead of owning that their politics are self-serving, they attack those who suggest that their politics are self-serving. And consider the feminized insults they sling: if we disagree with Donald Trump’s tax plan, with his unwillingness to fight climate change, with his refusal to denounce neo-Nazis, we’re “special snowflakes,” we’re “triggered,” we’re “irrational libs.” They don’t say, I want my taxes lowered, even at the expense of those less fortunate.

    To deny that veg-shaming is vag-shaming, to deny that meat-splaining is man-splaining, reeks of the “it’s not that she’s a woman, it’s that she’s careless with her emails” argument. Case in point: Under the Huffington Post article about the male/female vegetarian ratio, a male commenter wrote, “Because women are emotionally irrational.” Another wrote, “So glad I was born a man. Enjoy your beans and salads, ladies.” And a third man chimed in with the most well-crafted and honest response: “Vegetarians scare me.”

    What’s scary, really, is the idea in the ether that compassion is effeminate and thereby un-American. “Socialist.” “Stupid.” “Snow flake-y.” That destroying the environment is man’s God-given right. That black lives should remain inferior to white lives. That refugees are terrorists. That immigrants are criminals. That sick people are scourges. That women have victim complexes and their concern for their safety and rights are invalid. That steak is patriotic.

    “The subtext is this: ‘Vegetarians are crazy.’ Or women are.”

    Or maybe it’s not scary. Maybe it’s encouraging. If these antiquated beliefs weren’t verging on extinction, why would anyone have to defend them so vociferously? Why would white supremacists need parades? Why would anti-vegetarians become increasingly obnoxious? Why would powerful men have to shout, hysterically, that women are hysterical? Perhaps their fighting words are just death rattles.”

    http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/politics/a14539150/anti-vegetarianism-sexism/

    • Hyperion

      “Vegetarian” is not synonymous with “holier-than-thou”; in my experience, the opposite is true: It’s meat-eaters who are more likely to do the condemning.”

      Yeah, I know, right? Have you seen all of those meat eaters dressing up as a broccoli and terrorizing clients at vegan restaurants? It’s all over the news!

    • wdalasio

      You know, it’s pretty funny. The article complains about normal people being dismissive of vegetarians and proceeds to confirm every stereotype of vegetarians in the book.

      • Hyperion

        You know, it’s pretty funny. The article complains about normal people being dismissive of vegetarians and proceeds to confirm every stereotype of vegetarians in the book.

        Some people obviously do not do the self awareness thing.

        For instance.

        To deny that veg-shaming is vag-shaming, to deny that meat-splaining is man-splaining

        How can anyone now be aware how utterly stupid that sounds to sane people?

      • R C Dean

        Considering 1/3 of the assemblages of letters in that phrase aren’t even actually words, its no wonder that meaning won’t adhere to it.

    • Hyperion

      Also, make me a sammich, cunt, with MEAT!

    • Pomp

      +1, ecofeminism.

    • Chipwooder

      What’s scary, really, is the idea in the ether that compassion is effeminate and thereby un-American. “Socialist.” “Stupid.” “Snow flake-y.” That destroying the environment is man’s God-given right. That black lives should remain inferior to white lives. That refugees are terrorists. That immigrants are criminals. That sick people are scourges. That women have victim complexes and their concern for their safety and rights are invalid. That steak is patriotic.

      I’ve been to a shitload of movies in my life, yet I’ve never seen more impressive projection than this.

      • R C Dean

        the idea in the ether that compassion is effeminate

        Uh, yeah, that would be due to a generation or more of, wait for it, feminists asserting that women have a near-monopoly on the virtue of compassion (as well as other virtues).

        and thereby un-American

        For an idea that is supposedly widespread, I have no run across either the claim that compassion is un-American, or that effeminate behavior is un-American. Iconic American things include motherhood and apple pie, right?

      • Q Continuum

        Shut up misogynist shitlord. Back to your cage.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Even Harper’s Bazaar has lost their shit.

    • Q Continuum

      Shorter: “Journalist” writes “article” in “magazine”.

  14. Nephilium

    Florida man has been spotted in California.

    Samaha eventually arrived at a liquor store where he staggered out of the damaged police vehicle in tracksuit bottoms instead of a police uniform, (always a dead giveaway).

    • Hyperion

      Maybe Hillary’s told them about her planned comeback in 2020.

      • Count Potato

        Spouses can’t be forced to testify against each other?

    • Drake

      She likes him better in prison? Or, he’s so horny now, he would have sex with her?

      • Hyperion

        She actually looks 14 to him now!

  15. Count Potato

    “Google’s New Fact-Check Feature Almost Exclusively Targets Conservative Sites

    Google, the most powerful search engine in the world, is now displaying fact checks for conservative publications in its results.
    No prominent liberal site receives the same treatment.

    And not only is Google’s fact-checking highly partisan — perhaps reflecting the sentiments of its leaders — it is also blatantly wrong, asserting sites made “claims” they demonstrably never made.

    When searching for a media outlet that leans right, like The Daily Caller (TheDC), Google gives users details on the sidebar, including what topics the site typically writes about, as well as a section titled “Reviewed Claims.”

    Vox, and other left-wing outlets and blogs like Gizmodo, are not given the same fact-check treatment. When searching their names, a “Topics they write about” section appears, but there are no “Reviewed Claims.”
    In fact, a review of mainstream outlets, as well as other outlets associated with liberal and conservative audiences, shows that only conservative sites feature the highly misleading, subjective analysis. Several conservative-leaning outlets like TheDC are “vetted,” while equally partisan sites like Vox, ThinkProgress, Slate, The Huffington Post, Daily Kos, Salon, Vice and Mother Jones are spared.

    Occupy Democrats is apparently the only popular content provider from that end of the political spectrum with a fact-checking section.

    Big name publications like The New York Times, The Washington Post, and the Los Angeles Times are even given a column showcasing all of the awards they have earned over the years.”

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/09/googles-new-fact-check-feature-almost-exclusively-targets-conservative-sites/

    • Hyperion

      Vox, and other left-wing outlets and blogs like Gizmodo, are not given the same fact-check treatment.

      Well, I mean how dumb do you have to be to not already know that Vox is pure bullshit? Ezra Klein for crikey sake.

      • Chipwooder

        Dammit, I’ll miss Blueshirt Banter

      • Q Continuum

        Fuck Vox. Whatever collateral damage is required to destroy them is worth it.

      • RBS

        Meh, when Vox took over they drove away the original bloggers at Shakin the Southland when they refused to just pump out content for the sake of content.

      • Chipwooder

        I will say that, post Vox takeover, random SJW articles started popping up occasionally at BSB, and for a while they devoted an inordinate amount of coverage to the NY women’s pro team that no one cared about.

    • RBS

      Occupy Democrats is apparently the only popular content provider from that end of the political spectrum with a fact-checking section.

      I guess content provider is one way to describe Occupy Democrats.

      • commodious spittoon

        lulz aggregator

      • Q Continuum

        Brain port-a-potty?

    • Raven Nation

      Who’s doing the fact-checking? If it’s Google employees it seems problematic. If it’s just average readers it makes a little more sense: lefties seem to be obsessed with de-legitimizing the opposition. Conservatives don’t seem to even bother reading leftist websites.

      • RBS

        If it’s just average readers

        “Buzzfeed News says this tweet from @KittenResistance39 is completely true”

      • Chipwooder

        They’re using a variety of lefty outfits like PolitiFact, Snopes, and some watermelon group called Climate Feedback, so…..yeah.

    • Gilmore

      the fatal flaw of politifact and other lefty-media ‘fact checking’ blogs is they always go too far, and start trying to ‘fact check’ opinions, or arguments they might disagree with which are still based on entirely valid facts . they’re basically partisan editorialists posing as impartial referees.

      • kbolino

        All leading to inevitable absurdities like Bernie Sanders exaggerating black unemployment and getting rated “mostly true” while Donald Trump (link to follow to avoid moderation) makes basically the same exaggeration and gets rated “mostly false”.

      • kbolino

        The Trump link

        Note the contradictory nature of the justifications (emphasis mine):

        Sanders said that for African-Americans between the ages of 17 and 20, “the real unemployment rate … is 51 percent.” His terminology was off, but the numbers he used check out, and his general point was correct — that in an apples-to-apples comparison, African-American youth have significantly worse prospects in the job market than either Hispanics or whites do. The statement is accurate but needs clarification or additional information, so we rate it Mostly True.

        vs.

        The unemployment rate is a widely used term with a specific definition: It refers to the percentage of jobless people in the workforce who are actively seeking employment. In May, the unemployment rate for blacks ages 16 to 24 was 18.7 percent, or less than one-third of Trump’s claim.

        Trump’s campaign didn’t respond to our question about where the candidate got his 59 percent figure. But it appears likely it comes from a computation of all 16- to 24-year-old blacks who aren’t working and may not even want a job, including high school and college students.

        Clearly, black youths have a harder time finding work than whites. But Trump exaggerates the issue through his misleading use of statistics.

        We rate his statement Mostly False.

      • R C Dean

        Wow, that is damning.

      • kbolino

        Granted, the two assessments are from two different authors, the latter of which is from their “Virginia division”. But they claim to use a 3-editor panel before approving the publishing of an assessment, and ZeroHedge (yes, yes, I know) identified this inconsistency a year and a half ago (shortly after the Trump assessment was published) yet they have issued no correction or update.

      • Chipwooder

        Zero Hedge itself is OK on the whole, and often runs excellent pieces. The commentariat, on the other hand……

      • Swiss Servator

        Oh, one of (((them))) are you? I’d expose you further, but I have silver ingots to buy.

        /Zero Hedge Commenter

      • Q Continuum

        GET (((HIM)))!!!

    • Q Continuum

      “Google’s New Fact-Check Feature Almost Exclusively Targets Conservative Sites”

      Let’s see, where did I leave my shocked face… damn must be in the shop again!

    • kinnath

      There are days when I am glad that I am an old man. These people have little chance of seriously damaging what’s left of my life. But I weep for my children and grand-children.

    • Urthona

      I am always surprised to learn what I believe.

    • commodious spittoon

      The first thing they don’t understand is that money isn’t just a store of value.

      What in the actual fuck? My introduction into libertarianism wasn’t Ayn fucking Rand, it was Misesians discussing monetary theory.

      • Urthona

        Nonsense.

        The first thing we are all taught as libertarians is that money is just a store of value.

      • AlexinCT

        I thought it was that Somalia rocks?

      • DOOMco

        Yeah, economics was probably the big push for me.

      • Chipwooder

        I tried reading an Ayn Rand book once in college, was bored to tears, and never tried again to this day.

      • Just Say'n

        Progs only know about Ayn Rand and even then they don’t know anything about Objectivism other than it’s “evil”! Mises and Rothbard are so obscure to them that they would have absolutely know idea what you were talking about if you referenced them. They also don’t understand that most Misesians would have a lot of contentions with Randians (mostly around foreign policy).

        That’s why I love wearing my t-shirt that just has a silhouette of Rothbard with the phrase “Enemy of the State” underneath. Nobody has any idea what the hell the t-shirt is suppose to mean or who Murray Rothbard is. It’s glorious

      • kbolino

        Of course they know who he is!

        (brief Googling)

        He’s a racist!

        /actual way this works

      • Just Say'n

        Only cosmotarians do that shit. Progs have no interest in learning about or even Googling some obscure Austrian economists (“what is an Austrian school of economics?”). They loved Rothbard not too long ago when his statements against the Kochs were used against them

        (https://www.salon.com/2014/06/06/libertarians_learn_a_hard_lesson_murray_rothbards_spat_with_charles_koch/

        and

        http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/06/late-libertarian-icon-murray-rothbard-charles-koch-considers-himself-above-law/)

        Now they just think everyone is racist, so there’s no difference. Anyone to the right of Stalin is a racist

      • Naptown Bill

        That’s it in a nutshell. The only things you need to know about Murray Rothbard are that he’s a vile racist and he hates Mother Earth.

      • commodious spittoon

        I would honestly be surprised if they know Hayek. I wouldn’t even be surprised if they don’t know Friedman.

      • kbolino

        No Pinochet references? How disappointing.

    • robc

      That got stupid quick.

    • Private Chipperbot

      Howie was a rock!

      • Chipwooder

        “Doctor, will you give us your impressions of Ted Striker’s mental health?”

        “I’m sorry, I don’t do impressions. My training’s in psychiatry.”

    • The Other Kevin

      But he cracked up?

      • Tres Cool

        Buddy hung tough!

  16. mexican sharpshooter

    To the Glibertariati: I attempted to upload a few pictures to a draft article, but WordPress says I am not allowed to do so. Tis a privilege I lack.

    Now back to your regularly scheduled Hat & Hair Taco.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Not within the comments, for an article. They gave me keys to the house but not the liquor cabinet.

      • Q Continuum

        You’re on probation. Gotta make sure you’re not gonna burn the site to the ground.

    • Tres Cool

      PAGING
      -in
      Id like to blame the phone, but I’m using an actual keyboard.

  17. Chipwooder

    Holy shit, look at this monstrosity. Ace notes this line:

    The Forum is two-story public meeting space, with one story above grade and one below ground, where people of all backgrounds can come together for programming.

    Programming?? Seriously?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      No pyramid? What’s a monument to an outsized ego without a pyramid?

    • Q Continuum

      I kinda figured his presidential library would be some beautiful, timeless piece of Art-Deco architecture with immaculately manicured grounds and once you step inside it’s one giant cavernous empty space with piles of garbage strewn about here and there.

    • RBS

      Reminds me of this

      • Chipwooder

        Some of these come to mind as well.

    • R C Dean

      Looks like a giant headstone, to me.

    • Number.6

      I don’t think you’re thinking of programming the way Obama is.

      Let’s just say his primary interest is reprogramming

    • Tres Cool

      “It isn’t the first time Prayuth — a general who seized power in a bloodless coup in 2014 — has dumbfounded the media. In the past he has fondled the ear of a sound technician for several minutes during an impromptu news conference, flung a banana peel at cameramen, and threatened, with gruff humor, to execute any journalist who criticized his government.”

      I’ll say it, since everyone else is afraid to: McAfee/Prayuth2020 !

      • Juvenile Bluster

        Prayut Chan-o-Cha (Prayut-chan sounds like a weirdly named character in an anime) is an ass and the worst kind of totalitarian. Fuck Thailand’s government and fuck their use of lese mageste laws to throw anyone they dislike into prison. Maybe eventually they’ll get around to holding an election like he keeps promising.

        (I still think it’d be hilarious if Trump did this, but I’m just saying, fuck that guy.)

    • Chipwooder

      Do that, and deliver the SOTU via Twitter, and I’ll vote for him this time.

      • Tres Cool

        The entire address in Morse code. Or semaphore flags.

        I’m in .

    • Hyperion

      He should just put a talking and very belligerent version of Trumpy bear up there. “What? Is that you, CNN? Not you, you’re fake news! Listen I’m a very stable genius!”.

      I’d pay to see that.

  18. Hyperion

    Leftist bigots lose one

    What is that thing they say about money talking and bullshit walking?

    • Tres Cool

      +3 Lock Box

  19. Q Continuum

    I’m just gonna say it: Metallica is criminally overrated.

    • Naptown Bill

      I can’t get into anything after And Justice For All.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Can we expand on this list? A few from the 90s I submit are Radiohead, Weezer, and because I can’t stand the singer, Matchbox 20.

      • RBS

        Jesus Christ, Radiohead is so fucking boring.

      • Q Continuum

        Add “self-congratulatory”, “pretentious”, “untalented”, “annoying”, “tone deaf” and “musically retarded” to “fucking boring” and you’re getting somewhere.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Damn Q. Tell us how you really feel.

      • commodious spittoon
      • Chipwooder

        Not a fan of everything they’ve done, but Weezer had some good songs.

      • kinnath

        Nickelback.

        Someone had to do it.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I think they’re a guilty pleasure. Sold millions of CDs, yet everybody hates them.

      • CPRM

        I like their first two albums (curb and the state). Even saw them in concert before the third album came out.

      • Q Continuum

        Fuck the ever-loving fuck out of Radiohead and their cadre of cult-like fanbois (sorry to any fans on here, but you have to hear this, it’s for your own good). They are not only overrated, they flat out suck. Like, I’d rather listen to a mix of Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and cats being lit on fire on continuous repeat for 24 hours than suffer listening to one of their albums. THEY. ARE. AWFUL.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Okay, that’s pretty good. Though Sinbad owned that scene.

        Fun Fact about Sinbad: He is an Air Fore vet. Once his comedy career started getting off the ground, he wanted out of the Air Force. To get them to kick him out he impersonated a General.

      • Chipwooder

        My favorite (undoubtedly apocryphal) story about someone trying to get themselves discharged was one I heard about a guy who pretended to be crazy by doing a bunch of things but most notably by constantly bouncing an imaginary basketball. So he goes to doctors and shrinks who finally say, fine, let’s just get rid of this guy – maybe he’s not crazy but there’s something wrong with him. He walks in to sign his discharge paperwork, dribbling the ball like always, then turns to walk out. The admin guy says “Hey, you forgot your ball!” and the guy tells him, “Nah, game’s over now”

      • one true athena

        aw, c’mon. Rob Thomas was a good sport about being on iZombie. I thought it was just a cameo when it started (since he and iZombie Rob Thomas do funny riffs on being the “other” one on Twitter sometimes) and then it just kept going. So funny. Gotta give him props for that, at least.

    • Chipwooder

      The first three albums are outstanding, and ….And Justice For All was good.

      Everything they’ve done since is mediocre at best.

    • Q Continuum

      Maybe he was just happy to see you?

    • antisthenes

      I keep my ribs in my shirt, but to each his own.

    • commodious spittoon

      Nice!

    • Private Chipperbot

      Are you telling me Fist isn’t Welch?

    • Q Continuum

      Super-mega-ultra.

    • Drake

      Fist is on Cumia’s network? That’s awesome!

      I keep telling myself I should drop XM and subscribe to Compound media.

  20. CPRM

    I’d rather focus on underrated bands. I’d say for this list, they’d need to have at least one big hit so people actually knew who they were, but people didn’t keep following them. Like Marcy Playground had a big hit with Sex and Candy, but no one knows anything they did after that, even though I liked their other albums. Case in point I love “Wave Motion Gun” off their second album.

    • Chipwooder

      Highly underrated: Toadies.

      • Q Continuum

        Grunge-wise I like Silverchair for underrated. And their lead singer used to bang Natalie Imbruglia so that’s something.

      • F. Stupidity Jr.

        And their lead singer used to bang Natalie Imbruglia so that’s something.

        There’s another topic: names that are reliably predictive of hotness. Virtually all Natalies have been hot in my experience.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hmm, I’m torn.

      • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

        I can think of zero other interesting Australian bands of that generation other than Shoe though I don’t think they got any play in the U.S.

    • {|}===[|}:;:;:;:;:;:;:>

      King Missile.

    • Rasilio

      Wouldn’t the horse be the victim?