Hat and Hair Comics: A Wild Memo Appears

by | Feb 2, 2018 | SugarFree | 56 comments

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56 Comments

  1. Pan Zagloba

    Sublime.

  2. The Other Kevin

    Up to the minute hot takes on today’s news, as it happens. How does he do it?

    • Number.6

      Inside information. That’s how.

      • Hyperion

        He has the original piss dossier.

      • commodious spittoon

        I’m not saying SF is Christopher Steele, but I’m not saying he’s not.

      • Swiss Servator

        I am going to have to mull that one over. While drinking a Diet Coke, of course.

    • SugarFree

      Swiss Servator glared at me until I made it.

      • Number.6

        Damn these Helvetia-American interlopers!

    • Pan Zagloba

      He’s learning The Way of the Fist.

  3. Hyperion

    ZOOLANDER IS A DENIER!

    The deniers got to Zoolander! The planet is doomed, Zoolander was the last hope! Now the Kochtopus can just rape the planet at will!

    • Pan Zagloba

      God, pinko Commie vs red Commie, with retarded Commie presiding….

      At least we’re not Ontario.

      • John Titor

        No matter how hard you try, you will never lose the title of Worst Non-French province.

      • Just Say'n

        I believe the consensus here is that the whole of Canada leaves a lot to be desired

      • John Titor

        Our East Coast is way better than yours.

      • Hyperion

        More Newfies, am I right?

      • Pan Zagloba

        *shrug*

        Our incompetence and lack of influence limits the damage we can do to others.

        Ontario is a goddamn Godzilla of stupidity.

      • John Titor

        You misspelled ‘Ottawa’.

  4. Chipwooder

    All this needs is two scoops and I’m smelling Pulitzer.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Personally, I think it would fare better as a graphic novel.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Hope? Isn’t she in hot water for something?

    • Hyperion

      The hat says that she was in hot pants and that she be THICC!

      • Swiss Servator

        Hope isn’t Thicc – Sanders is the one with more junk in the trunk.

      • Hyperion

        Well, what good is she then?

      • Swiss Servator

        She serves the Orange…

      • Chipwooder

        She serves the Orange? Like Jim Boeheim?

        Also: would, definitely.

      • Hyperion

        Cute, but she needs to get some meat on them bones. I’ll check back when she THICC.

  6. Hyperion

    Constitutional Crisis!

    So, I’m OK with whatever the left wants to believe. But can they just for a few minutes be consistent? For 8 fucking years I heard that the Constitution is irrelevant, because you know the reasons. Now all of the sudden, the Constitution is sacred and we’re having a Constitutional crisis. For 8 fucking years I heard that deficits don’t matter. Now all of the sudden they are critical. Do these people ever even remember the things they’ve said in the past, for years? Because it’s all right there in the internets. Or are they just shameless liars and hypocrites?

    • Mad Scientist

      Absolutely shameless, because they’re not really concerned about constitutions or deficits at all. They want power and they’ll say whatever’s expedient at the moment to get it.

    • Hyperion

      “It’s appalling. It’s a misrepresentation. It isn’t even the release of intelligence material. It’s a release of a distortion of it,” Pelosi said. “They’re not representing the facts to the American people, and yet the president has given it his imprimatur. This is unprecedented to the nth degree.”

      Ok, Nance, let me humor you here. If it’s NOT the release of intelligence material, how can it be an intelligence breach? If it’s fake, why are you, Comey, and a lot of others shitting your drawers?

      Also, prove what you say and call on the FBI to release the REAL intelligence material so we can all see it? That would prove your point, right?

    • Naptown Bill

      Or are they just shameless liars and hypocrites?

      Yeah, a lot if not most are. Others are just not that bright, and others just don’t bother to think things through and just parrot the talking points of whatever side they want to identify with.

    • invisible finger

      I don’t see “FBI” or “National Police” anywhere in the Constitution.

      • Hyperion

        Not only that, but all these people screaming Constitutional crisis! It’s false, it’s lies! But again, what has become typical of left, to a point of parody, is that they can’t explain what Constitutional crisis means or why it’s fake or lies. If slightly more than half of American were of normal level intelligence, these people would be laughed out of town.

      • kbolino

        Well, they’ve got no respect for the actual U.S. Constitution so I guess at this point they’ve substituted some other constitution in its place, mentally.

    • antisthenes

      It’s a trick. Get an axe.

    • Naptown Bill

      That has to be a parody account. Right? That isn’t serious, surely.

      • Just Say'n

        They’re real and are the source of criticism among people within the party who still believe in free markets and not watered down progressivism

      • John Titor

        I think the Beltway hive mind has a hell of a lot more to do with the party’s pivot than a bunch of weirdo nerds on the internet. Danks have as much power as Glibs do.

      • Just Say'n

        Yes, but it is always fun to point and laugh at socialists.

      • Chipwooder

        A bunch? That strikes me as a generous estimate.

        There. Is. No. Such. Thing. As. Libertarian, Communism.

      • wdalasio

        I think the Beltway hive mind has a hell of a lot more to do with the party’s pivot than a bunch of weirdo nerds on the internet.

        Almost certainly. Of course the adoption of the hive mind has a certain set of implications, doesn’t it.

        Danks have as much power as Glibs do.

        And yet, increasingly, it’s folks like Woods and not the Danks who are unwelcome in LP circles. The Danks get gigs in their presidential campaigns.

      • John Titor

        Danks are the original 19th century libertarians, aka the anarcho-socialists.

      • Just Say'n

        anarcho-syndicalists > anarcho-socialists (which were never really anarchists)

      • Number.6

        Anarcho-syndicalists will get the bullet too.

      • Waterfall Insurance

        I had a friend tell me he is an anarcho-syndicalist . I didn’t have much of a reaction it’s far from the stupidest political thing I have heard since 2015. Sadly he has a better grasp on politics and reality than a lot of the people I went to school with.

      • Number.6

        Well, he’ll have to get all those unions set up first. Unions different from the current ones, because the current ones are political entities. Then he has to eliminate those competing unions. Then the syndicalists have to get control.

        There’s a reason that the Twentieth Century Motor Corporation only appears as a wrecked, defunct company in Atlas Shrugged.

        People say libertarianism doesn’t work. Anarcho-syndicalism doesn’t work even that well, except for the opportunist banging of anarcho-syndicalist barista chicks part.

      • kbolino

        It is odd how the anarcho half seems a lot less important to them than the socialist half.

      • Chipwooder

        And by “a lot less”, I’m assuming you mean “completely unimportant”. I fail to see anything there that’s different in any meaningful way from ordinary Marxists.

      • kbolino

        Well, they’re the Mensheviks to the Bolshevik tankies. Whether that is a meaningful difference or not…

      • wdalasio

        And, again, who is the LP and the rest of the libertarian establishment embracing?

      • Chipwooder

        That’s what is disappointing, that the term “libertarian” is being hijacked by fucking Reds.

      • kbolino

        Embracing? No.

        Failing to condemn with anywhere near the level of animus that’s been directed at alleged racists and bigots? Yes

    • Hyperion

      Those guys are as dumb as DU commenters.

      • kbolino

        Well, they might be dumb, but that’s not their biggest problem. Their biggest problem is that they’re communists.