“Bring me The Vessel!” Hillary called across the blasted plain.
Two burly women stepped through the dimensional gate, each with a hand around Huma’s arms. She was dressed in a white nightgown, filthy, the lace yellowed by age.
“Hillary!” Huma cried and tried to free herself.
“Let her go,” Hillary instructed. Freed, Huma ran to her and threw her arms around her portly lover.
“Where have you been?” Huma asked.
“Shh,” Hillary said, guiding her to the first step of the dais and smoothing her hair behind her ears.
“The Vessel!” she told the horde.
“The Vessel!” they cried back.
Hillary ran her hands down Huma’s body.
“She is fertile and fecund!” Hillary declared. “Our Master will be born through her and He will rule for a thousand years!”
The crone cackled and lightning flashed.
“I’m sort of uncomfortable with the word ‘Master,’” someone in the horde said.
“And I feel like a very unfortunate connotation of masculinity has crept into our conception of the ultradimensional being we worship,” said another.
There were murmurs of agreement all around. Hillary buried her face in her hands. She was about to explain it to them all again when a voice piped up.
“Honey, are y’all about done with y’all’s meetin’?”
Through splayed fingers, she could see Bill’s disembodied head poking through the ragged gash they had torn in reality to travel to the cratered hell plain.
“Billlllllllll…” she began, the old rage inside her.
“Hi-ya, Ruthie,” Bill said, waving to the crone. “Ladies,” he said to the horde and winked.
“Lllllllll! Get the fuck out of here,” Hillary screamed.
“Ah, now, sweetheart, don’t get upset,” he said and smiled.
“Hi, Billy,” one girl said.
The seasoned rake looked back to the horde. “Y’all’s pussy hats are so cute. I like pink pussies a lot.”
Hillary was shaking with rage, spittle building up in the corners of her mouth.
“Anyway, you all finish up with yore meetin’; I didn’t mean to interrupt. I just wanted to tell Hills that the chicken fingers for dinner are all done heatin’ up.”
His hand came through the enormous energies of the interdimensional rift and waved to the horde.
“Call me!” said one of the horde as he returned to Earth.
“God-fucking-dammit,” Hillary muttered.
Huma hugged her fiercely. “Strength my love. Show them strength.”
“Look at The Vessel,” Hillary said without much enthusiasm. “I shall implant her.”
About half the horde looked at their programs and gave the reply: “She shall be implanted.”
“Behold,” Hillary said. She dropped her robe. The horde gasped at her twisted form, a few vomited. Her pendulous breasts were covered in a suppuration of sores. Her stomach seemed in constant motion like writhing eels were about to burst forth. Meaty keloids ran down her arms and legs, the remnants of past attempts at transformation–abstract horrors the human mind forced into shapes it could comprehend: faces, fists, inhuman genitalia, half-buried burrowing insects.
“I am woman reborn!” Hillary said, the old fire returning, and let out a plangent howl.
“Reborn!” the ones not vomiting or fainting replied.
Hillary squatted and let out a piggy grunt.
“What the fuck?” one girl said.
“Shh,” said another. “She needs to concentrate.”
Hillary began making hooting noises, interspersed with deep grunts. Something appeared between her legs and it grew.
“Oh, Jesus, oh, fuck,” one of the horde up front said.
Huma brushed the hair out of Hillary’s eyes and kissed her forehead tenderly.
With a final grunt and a scream and a gush of thick black liquid, the pseudopenis slid out, making a sizzling plop as it hit the ground.
“BEHOLD!” Huma screamed, pointing, as Hillary struggled to stand. More vomiting and fainting.
Hillary–standing, smiling, triumphant–spread herself apart and a clicking clatter arose. A brave few, fatally curious, stepped close enough to see that Hillary’s clitoris and vulvular hood had been replaced with a glossy yellow and black beak. Ringed in blind questing cilia, it snapped and gnashed. Huma dropped her knees, the cilia straining for her face, drawing her in, caressing. Huma began licking the beak.
The remaining few of The Pussy Hat Horde still conscious began chanting: “BLUE WAVE! BLUE WAVE! BLUE WAVE! BLUE WAVE! BLUE WAVE!”
Jesus, and I thought the “Senator John McCain, the bravest of warriors and noblest of dukes” shit from the last thread was nauseating enough.
Stop, I’m old, not brain dead. In the name of decency, stop. It wasn’t meant to be this way…
*runs back to the safety of the am links thread*
^^^THIS^^^
Why do you hate lunch?
Can you show us where the sandwich touched you?
I don’t know about SF but the sandwiches touched the rest of us in the larynx, tongue and teeth as they were regurgitated.
I think I just had a stroke.
That shit made you come after just one tug? Fucking sick bastard!
This story is difficult to masturbate to.
going with meiosis today?
Difficult. Not impossible.
This is why you’re a true Dakota Man.
Me navigating a SF article.
https://youtu.be/YcR9k8o4I0w
But if you shut your eyes, how do you read it?
Genuinely horrifying, but I couldn’t stop reading it. Brilliant work, sir.
What have been read, cannot be unread.
Excellent use of the word “keloid”.
I think the use of suppuration is in violation of the R’lyehian Exotimes style guide. Sores suppurate, even clintonhide should not be able to produce sores as the product of suppuration.
I was using it as a collective noun, like a parliament of owls or a murder of crows.
What would a bunch of Hillary fans be refereed as? What works with pussyhats?
A horripilation of Hillary voters, a pusillanimon of pussyhats.
You sir are a wordsmith!
A votary of verbulations.
An artiste of abomination.
Fertile and fecund.
Nicely done.
It’s the most disgusting word-of-the-week website I’ve ever seen
Aaand, I’m out. IT is here and would like a word.
Dude you work at a hospital. IT is just taking you to meet the FDA, EPA, OSHA, and Seal Team responsible for fixing the contamination you caused.
Remember, just blame Russian bots putting malware on your machine through Facebook ads they bought with Trump’s filthy lucre. That should convince them you should stay there… possibly in the psych wing, but you’ll stay there.
This is a certified family friendly site. I don’t see why they would have a problem.
This is why I am unflappable. I find this poetry allows me to face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with equanimity. For what trouble is discovering our entire reporting system has been understating revenue and profits in the face of such sublime horrors?
The crone cackled and lightning flashed.
“I’m sort of uncomfortable with the word ‘Master,’” someone in the horde said.
“And I feel like a very unfortunate connotation of masculinity has crept into our conception of the ultradimensional being we worship,” said another.
There were murmurs of agreement all around.
I laughed. This is almost Terry Pratchett-level quality.
“Behold,” Hillary said. She dropped her robe. The horde gasped at her twisted form, a few vomited. Her pendulous breasts were covered in a suppuration of sores. Her stomach seemed in constant motion like writhing eels were about to burst forth. Meaty keloids ran down her arms and legs, the remnants of past attempts at transformation–abstract horrors the human mind forced into shapes it could comprehend: faces, fists, inhuman genitalia, half-buried burrowing insects.
Aaaaand this is why he died of Alzheimer’s. Yes, this is so horrible it reversed passage of time regarding cause and effect.
Needs more cloaca for the pseudopenis.
You’re going to need some theme music for that
And here I was expecting vagina dentata in TEETH
You mean Teeth like this?
Not a chance in hell I am clicking on that link
It’s an IMDB link, it’s safe. It’s a decent comedy horror film, with men that appear to be right out of the fever dreams of the progs.
that’s the one!
Mike owes it to himself to watch the trailer.
I refuse to be shamed over my love of cheesy horror films.
Haha. That looks kinda good.
It’s all sorts of cheesy, it even sets up for a sequel when some bees are infected with the mysterious goo that turned the beavers into zombeavers, meaning the sequel would be zombees.
If you’re familiar with the concept of rules (the Final Girl, punishment for sin, etc) in slasher films, you’ll probably enjoy it.
The slut gets it first?
And the most.
OK, fine.
*watches trailer*
You people are sick!
*adds Teeth to must-watch list*
Ew.
Very vivid portrayal of Hill’s NPC horde, SF.
OT (if that’s possible on a SF story?)…..The news is going crazy over the alleged bombs sent to the Clintons and Obama and I guess now to the NY Office of CNN as well. My coworkers facebook is already blowing up with “This is what happens when Fauxnews and Drumphf!1!!11 constantly agitate their base with lies and hateful rhetoric!!11!!!”
What are the odds on legit right-wing nutter versus left-wing performance art?
My thought is that no commie would be that committed to send that many packages in a coordinated fashion.
On the other hand, the right-wing nutters tend to land their punches.
At least we know it isn’t a libertarian. They would never use the US Post Office.
+1 American Letter Mail Company
Someone is just trying to start a conversation.
This will be a good teaching moment for us all.
I’m guessing it’s going to turn out to be some half-wit who had no idea what they were doing. They will probably be someone who was a Bernie Bro and then switched to becoming a MAGAn (like the crazy dude who stabbed someone in Portland a while back), not because they have a coherent ideology but because they are nuts and looking for a sword to fall on. None the less, the MSM will spin it as the ever present, vast right wing conspiracy of violent militia members who have a secret telepathic brain link with none other than Drumpf himself.
Maybe the FBI can somehow be involved in egging the person on to.
One was sent to the White House too.
I’m leaning toward anti-everything wacko of the same flavor, but more lucid than, the Gabby Giffords shooter.
They have Debbie Wasserman Schwarz’s return addresses. It’s a prank.
tend to land their punches.
And none of these have exploded.
I am gonna guess this is a false flag operation to give them reason to blame the right wing evul people…
Maybe, maybe not.
Whoever did it, we’re headed for more of this shit.
^This. I’m willing to believe anything from it being a DNC staffer to a right-wing nut and everything in-between, but whoever it is almost doesn’t matter because whoever it wasn’t will probably get in on the action before too long. We’re at that stage where ten years from now we’ll look back and either see this as a nadir in civil society or the very first murmurings of real civil unrest.
https://www.cnn.com/2015/07/28/opinions/bergen-1970s-terrorism/index.html
Many Americans today are clearly convinced they are gravely threatened by terrorists. According to a January 2015 ABC News/Washington Post poll, 76% of Americans are worried about a “major” terrorist attack in the United States.
In fact, the real Golden Age of terrorism in the United States was during the ’70s, not in the post-9/11 world. Consider that terrorism in the United States was then a quite common feature of life: There were literally hundreds of terrorist bombings, shootings and hijackings in States during the 1970s. In the 14 years since 9/11 there have been by contrast only some two-dozen terrorist attacks in the United States perpetrated by a mix of jihadist terrorists, neo-Nazis, violent racists and anti-government militants, according to a count by New America.
During the decade of the 1970s terrorists killed 184 people in the States and injured more than 600 others. In the decade and a half since 9/11, terrorists have, by contrast, killed 74
Antifa is chicken shit. But they have potential.
Absolutely. From an societal standpoint, it looks a lot like the 60’s right now. It’s only a matter of time before we get a new Red Army Faction.
Note that CNN’s “Terrorists from the 70s” were predominately home-grown, left-wing agitators.
From my clearly feeble memories, bombings in the 60s and 70s were generally KKK-like groups targeting blacks and left-wing agitators targeting “the man”.
Europe had its own set of problems.
My observation is more that America looks a lot like 60’s Europe right now. Particularly where the universities are breeding grounds for radical politics.
I’m also hearing a lot about praxis lately, a very popular term for 60’s German radicals.
People were tougher back then. None of this “Boston Strong” bull shit.
The only thing that makes me wonder is that none of them have actually exploded. Either this nut is really really bad at this, or they’re not meant to kill. Add in the proximity to the election, and I haven’t ruled out performance art.
It was inevitable. And inevitable we will have more of the same. The left’s controllable mob is out of control. There must be damage control. Damage control = it’s the right who are really the violent ones.
And what about the ricin sent to multiple Republicans? Or the guy shot Scalise? ANTIFA everyday? Soros funded guy that assaulted a Republican campaign manager?
Oh shush, those aren’t indicative of anything.
ISOLATED INCIDENTS
Too local!
Shutup, you’re harshing the narrative! You have to trust the expert media on which news to report.
#whataboutism
Yeah, one of my colleagues mentioned the Soros bomb yesterday in tones of horror saying this is what happen when conspiracy stories are believed, people get bombed. And I responded, “yeah, and they get shot at baseball games” which she completely ignored before mentioning some other right-wing perpetrated horror to which I responded “or they shoot up Focus on the Family” and she moved on to yet another right-wing horror. It was bizarre, like I hadn’t said anything at all.
NPC.
She probably thought you were agreeing with her and those were additional examples of right wing violence.
We can never know who exactly it was, but expect numerous spins on it from CNN, NYT, WaPo, etc over the next few days. All spins will have a leak or leaks and unnamed but very reliable sources giving us hints about who the vile right wingers who did this are.
It’s almost like they planned it.
I hereby invoke the 48 Hour Rule.
Is that the “Wait 48 hours before returning the child to their parents” one?
That’s the other one.
“This is what happens when Fauxnews and Drumphf!1!!11 constantly agitate their base with lies and hateful rhetoric!!11!!!”
And I’m sure your coworkers will take responsibility for what happened to Steve Scalise? Or Rand Paul’s neighbor’s attacks?
Sorry, until they do, I don’t see a damned reason for anyone on the right to apologize.
“And I’m sure your coworkers will take responsibility for what happened to Steve Scalise? Or Rand Paul’s neighbor’s attacks?”
They’ve already splained it to you deplorables. It was different. They had it coming.
It’s not my coworkers themselves, it’s their facebook friend. My coworkers skew slightly to the right but stay always stay within the MSNBC to Fox News spectrum. The only days they really piss me off is when we are have decided to bomb some more brown people and they walk around with protruding war-boners.
ugh I suck at editing
“The only days they really piss me off is when we are have decided to bomb some more brown people and they walk around with protruding war-boners.”
That’s hardly the only thing that really annoys me about some on the right. Out of all the bad things they can lay on democrats, they have go on with ‘they want to legalize drugs!’. Then you ask them ‘How many beers or glasses of wine you had this week? That’s a drug. Why should it be legal? Just because it’s ‘your’ drug of choice?’. They will always come back about how it’s different because they can enjoy a couple [15] beers or glass [3 bottles] of wine with their dinner and pot is only for getting high’. It’s very frustrating.
Oh sure. I never try to talk things like drug war with them because it’s fruitless. I just make pithy statements to the tune of “if it were up to me you’d be able to buy pot from a gas station and heroine from CVS” and enjoy their baffled looks as they try to tell if I’m serious or not.
Full disclosure: serious as a heart attack.
I often describe myself as a “Heroin-in-vending-machines libertarian.” It stakes out my position accurately and usually shocks them into silence.
Heroin in the cigarette-vending machine in the Kindergarten.
“Heroin in the cigarette-vending machine in the Kindergarten.”
Right beside the scary black gun vending machine.
I remember laughing about the vending machine that sold beer right outside some girls’ Jr. High when I was working in Japan.
I told my coworkers that if there was a beer machine like that in my home town, the line would have wrapped around the block. They were utterly confused because the drinking age was 21. How could underage kids buy beer? That would be breaking the law.
Heroin, beer, dirty panties and a dainty .380 is just the top row.
Heroin in the
cigarettecondom-vending machine in the Kindergarten.And the same thing for cops…..it’s just not a conversation worth having with most on the right.
One of my favorite things used to be getting into the middle of a fight between conservatives and liberals.
lefty: Legalize weed!
Me: Damn right!
lefty: See, Hyperion is a great guy! He’s not one of them gun nuts!
Me: I love guns. I should go to the gun range and do some shooting.
lefty: ???
conservative: Damn straight, Hype! You’re not like them pot heads!
Me: I like smoking a couple joints before I go to the range to do some shooting.
conservative: ???
lefty: You’re not one of us, you’re a damn gun nut!
conservative: You’re not one of us, you’re a damn pot head!
But the one sent to the Republican senator’s office (was it Hatch?) is ignored. Proof of that is that I can’t recall which senator it was.
A lot of laughs before the full on vomiting. I was already chuckling, but kinda lost it here:
Agreed. Easily the best lines. Simple, graphic and vivid. Hemingwayesque. Three short lines and you can see it perfectly in your mind.
OT: Posted without comment.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7566710/husband-blows-up-house-with-him-and-wife-inside/
Rules for Life #3,738 – Never ever get in the middle of someone else’s divorce.
I’m explaining this to my wife now. One of her best friends and coworkers is about to file. Really shitty situation, and the soon to be ex is mentally unstable and potentially dangerous. Lach’s story has loomed large in my mind.
We are going to offer to take her shooting and suggest getting a rottweiler without directly tying anything back to her situation. A murder suicide was in our area was just on the news, and while I’m not saying I think the ex would do that, no one be surprised if he did.
Based on the pic at the bottom of the article it might be an improvement.
A neighbour of the couple Steve Purton, who was upstairs doing DIY at the time
Barely even a euphemism.
UK needs common sense gas cannister control.
“Two of Elaine’s four cats have not been since the explosion”
I am glad they included that important information.
Muffy and Skittles are wanted for questioning.
Its England.
“Muffy and Skittles are needed to help the police with their inquiries.”
That Elaine was a crazy cat woman?
In other news, it looks like support levels are being broken on the stock market.
Approaching the last half hour when the PPT really kicks in the effort, down 1.5% right now and looks like it may continue into the close.
And the PPT is getting its ass handed to it
I had to excuse myself and step away from my desk for a few minutes. I fear my coworkers might be questioning the mental well being of the giggling idiot amongst them.
gash
Old school euphemism there.
Aaaaaaand the need to stifle laughter now transforms into an urge to suppress vomit.
Are you slut-shaming the Hildebeast?
How can one possibly slut shame something equipped with a Lovecraftian trouser snake?
I wasn’t saying you shouldn’t. In fact, that’s an excellent reason to shame Herself.
Won’t they be surprised when they find out it was her weekly shipment from Good Vibrations.
I’ve figured out what is going on with the bombs. It’s that Trump playing his 46 dimensional chess again. He’s making them negroes and women afraid to go out to the polls.
The White House has to do more than condemn the crazies
“We’re also going to hear a lot of moral equivalence and whataboutism. Both sides are over the top. Both sides are too partisan. Let me be clear: Only one party calls for its opponents to be locked up, calls the free press the “enemy of the people,” incites violence at rallies, praises an act of criminal violence by a congressman, deploys race-baiting and xenophobia as a political tactic and stokes fear of crime at a time it is at record lows. To be more precise, the president of the United States does all these things, and by and large, Republicans condone or at the very least ignore him. Afraid of their own shadows and of their own base, Republicans choose to turn a blind eye when Trump whips his crowd into a frenzy — and the audience turns its venom on the media covering the event.”
And the spin is here. These morons live in a bubble.
It’s just conditional reality on display. Conditional reality is a right!
What happens when we find out that the bomb sender is another loner wacko lefty? Does the Trump admin still have to condemn it?
No, then it’s an isolated incident and Trump is pushing false-narrative conspiracy theories if he says anything.
“Now let me go on to explain why it’s okay for us but not for them”
WaPo and Jennifer Rubin, whodathunkit?
So, Ms. Rubin is taking responsibility for the shooting of Steve Scalise?
That didn’t count because reasons.
If only he would bomb some more brown people or start a war with Russia, I’d be happy.
/Rubin
I assume Mme. Rubin has someone to drive her back and forth to the office, because I don’t believe she could see very well to drive with her head so far up her own ass.
Let me be clear: Only one party has attempted to murder multiple Congressmen, harasses their enemies in public, has assaulted a Senator and campaign officials, instigates violence at rallies, riots at inaugurations . . . .
What are the odds on legit right-wing nutter versus left-wing performance art?
My money’s on the FBI. None of the bombs went off.
I’m betting on anyone from the left involved. DNC, the Clintons. I don’t see any way this is coming from the right. The Democrats are too desperate to make it ‘I’t really them being violent!’. They know the violence out of their hysterical mobs is going to cost them. Even if they win the house next month, this shit is going to come back to bite them hard. They have to fix it, whatever it takes.
I cannot really empathize this enough. No matter how you look at it, it’s hard to come to any other conclusion. Chasing people out of restaurants, attacking them publicly, dressing up in black and starting riots, that shit is only popular with the far left fringe and their sycophant media. This stuff is scaring people, I mean really scaring them, like in being afraid for their family. That’s the sort of stuff that will not make anyone popular at all, let alone more popular. The left are desperate as hell for a right winger in a Trump hat blowing people up. And if they can’t get it by chance, they’re sure as hell going to make it up.
That’s my suspicion but without any evidence I am not going to hazard a guess. Anytime you have more than one person you are going to have some crazy, that includes the right. You are correct, it is the left right now that is desperate, not the middle or the right. That seems like the best place to start looking.
I don’t buy the “false flag” argument, especially without any evidence yet. But, it does seem real curious that all of these bombs were mailed out and arrived nearly at the same time. This would have to be a real sophisticated operation to assemble all these addresses and then mail them at different locales at the same time where the packages would arrive around the same time. And none of the bombs detonating is real strange.
Also lacking: a physical description. I’ll decide if it’s a bomb or not.
An M1000 in a mailbox isn’t a bomb. It’s a prank.
My money’s on the packages eventually being found to contain nothing explosive at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if they find a Lite Brite arranged to display SAVE ARE HELTHCAREZ or something equally obtuse.
I had this thought too. Rest assured if that’s the case they let everyone know in a 30 second piece aired at 4AM EST.
I saw a picture of a pipe bomb on Drudge. Idk if it was inert or not.
Oh for 5 or 6 on detonations is almost unbelievable, especially since the loon supposedly hand delivered the Soros one.
This. My money’s on the whole thing being a prank. If it gets quietly swept under the rug by the end of the week in favor of stories about Kim Kardashian’s latest butt implant, we’ll know for sure.
Dear God, SugarFree, what the fuck did we do to deserve that?!
I will have nightmares.
That which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
—Nietzsche
I hereby invoke the 48 Hour Rule.
Have a taste, and if you’re not dead or incapacitated in 48 hours, you finish it off?
That’s what she said.
Wait 48 hours to send the ransom demand?
The left are desperate as hell for a right winger in a Trump hat blowing people up.
There is no reason to pretend there isn’t a “Righteous Fist of God” wannabe out there who could, with a bit of goading from the FBI, be turned into a domestic terrorist. There are an awful lot of people out there on both sides who have allowed themselves to get completely wrapped around the axle.
I think a truly independent actor mailing bombs around the country would probably manage to hurt somebody, even if it was “just” a mailman or or secretary.
Unabomber 2: Election Boogaloo?
Supposedly the Soros bomb was packed with black powder, which seems insanely stupid.
Uh…if you know how to make a proper black powder bomb it can be very bad. Black powder is nothing to fuck around with. It is pretty powerful stuff.
I am also not going to say how to make a proper one and not a dud.
Smells like chicken around here.
/ATF bot
I’m not saying that it’s not injurious. Only that of all the materials available to a would be pipe bomber, black powder is probably not the top choice.
There is a deep pool of pyrotechnic talent out there, thanks to our Neverending War strategy. There are probably thousands of men and women who have been well trained in the art and science of blowing things and people to smithereens. I believe it’s a testament to the robustness of American culture and society that this country hasn’t seen a string of terrorist bombings similar to the Irish Troubles, considering the lengths some people have gone to to foment dissension and paranoia.
There is a deep pool of pyrotechnic talent out there, thanks to…
…the Boy Scouts. There was nothing my troop couldn’t and didn’t blow up.
Red Dawn was a call to arms for our troop.
@Bobarian, from links thread re shoulder surgery:
Just had it. I’m 7 weeks out from rotator cuff repair and subacromial decompression. 5 weeks of physical therapy and still some to go, but am happy it’s done. I don’t have full strength yet but more than I had presurgery.
I need to have my left shoulder done. I dread it because it IS hell for a while, but I’m looking forward to having done it.
Thanks!
Wait…now another package found at DWS’s office, but it was addressed to Eric Holder. The address was wrong for Holder and was returned to DWS.
Kinda racist that she didn’t have his address right…
It just said “Back of the bus” but didn’t say which bus?
Looking more and more like a stupid prank.
Maxine Waters seems to have gotten one too.
With this many sent out it shouldn’t be too difficult to track down the source.
OMG suspicious package
You’re at a transgender parade?
Some letter from the county assessor asking for money.
HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS
But did it have white powder?
You know… I’ll be fair. If this had happened to a bunch of Republicans, i think i’d be pretty outraged. So i’ll give the democrats that. I still want to see more about what is happening before i say anything about what i think it is or is not.
There was some white powder mailed to a certain politician a week ago, and it barely made the news.
All I’m asking for is a little consistency.
WHATABOUTISMS!!111!!!!!!!
True. And i didn’t get up in arms about it either, cause i realized it was a crazy person. So maybe i’m being to kind, the democrats should realize this is just a crazy person.
the democrats should realize this is just a crazy person.
Too useful to be ignored.
I’m outraged over this the same way I’d be outraged if whoever did this tried to bomb R’s; but the source of my outrage is that there is a media apparatus that thinks it’s job is to manipulate first and inform second. Narrative-driven journalism, regardless of the underlying ideology, is antithetical to a free society.
Pic of the one “delivered” to CNN.
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1055148501192138752
I don’t think you can send a pipe bomb in an envelope with stamps. It’s too heavy, you would have to put that in a box and pay postage.
No marking on the stamps either, so hand delivered?
Yeah, the stamps aren’t marked, and that doesn’t even look like enough stamps for what I would guess that weighs. Mailing a thumb drive can get marked postage due with 2 stamps.
Is that a pic of Trump taped to it?
Also a pipe is heavy and easily deemed suspicious, the letter was obviously not mailed, and the contents were likely not real. This looks like it was dreamed up to make one side outraged and scared and the other questioning and seeking conspiracy theories. Foreign Third party or creative nutcase? Too early to tell.
Obviously Russkies
More like college prank.
Looks like Brennan…
Ok, whoever it is at least has a sense of humor. Debbie Wasserman Shultz is on the return address.
It looks like it has some image on it. Why not a clear photo, CNN?
If it’s a “live explosive”, why the fuck are you standing over it taking a picture of it on the breakroom table?
Something about this stinks to high heaven.
Hard to tell, but it looks like there’s a little ISIS flag on there, too.
I know it’s human nature to want to speculate, but maybe we could settle on “it’s too early to know a damned thing”? Yes, it could be some loon on the right. Or it could be a false flag. But, until we have a shred of evidence there’s no reason to claim we know who did it or what their motives were. The only thing we can say is that it looks like someone is trying to bomb people and that’s a really shitty thing to do.
I’m not saying it’s leftists. BUT IT’S LEFTISTS!
OMG suspicious package
With a return address.
Wheels within wheels, dude.
I know it’s human nature to want to speculate, but maybe we could settle on “it’s too early to know a damned thing”?
I’m calling it. Hillary is, in fact, a transdimensional homunculus.
Transdimensional, transsexual, transspecies.
From Transylvania.
Reading more about it, I’m leaning toward Lefty playacting.
The whole scenario, from the timing, the targeting and the contents of the “bombs” (IMO, never intended to work and/or hurt anyone, but containing BAD STUFF like black powder) seems too much like a Lefty wet dream scenario to be real. And, predictably, because it fits the Lefty wet dream, CNN et. al. is screaming it from the rooftops to try and influence the election.
We finally found something big enough to wipe the “caravan” from the front page.
Glad I’m not alone and figuring this out.
The fact that they used black powder reaffirms my suspicions that whoever did this either
A) Earnest in their efforts but had no idea what they were doing
B) Had no idea what they were doing and no intention of those bombs ever going off.
seems too much like a Lefty wet dream scenario to be real.
That’s why I think false-flag until proven otherwise.
I haz disappoint that this didn’t happen in Florida.
https://boingboing.net/2018/10/23/criminals-farts-turn-interro.html
They caught him with a .38 and a .357. Only the classiest criminals still use revolvers.
I have one of those, too!
Could this possibly be due to a particular demographic of people that grew rapidly in Europe over the past couple of years?
https://pjmedia.com/trending/violence-against-gays-on-the-rise-in-europe/
No, couldn’t be.
Oh shush
CNN guaranteed me a while back that the migrants were only a few women and children. Must be Nazis from Germany.
#notallmuslims #notallimmigrants
To expand slightly on my earlier comment-
There are four people I see on an almost daily basis who I suspect have the training and expertise to successfully carry out a Tim McVeigh -scale bombing.
But they don’t.
I’d guess that none of them are Antifa or even registered Democrats, as well.
Pic of the one “delivered” to CNN.
I was expecting a black sphere with “TNT” stenciled on it, with a sizzling fuse.
What a gyp.
Here is security footage of the device being delivered.
Candygram?
That’s what I expected,
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
LOL.
If this isn’t the left genuinely clowning up an Oct surprise, it has to be 4chan making fun of them again.
In a box labeled “Acme Corp.”
great minds
…and you two
+1 ACME
Wouldn’t the stamps be canceled and the package postmarked if it was mailed (it isn’t)? If these were hand delivered somehow it won’t be long before this person/these people are caught.
Just heard from ABC news on the radio something along the lines of “One the packages had a return address to Debbie Wasserman Shultz. Law enforcement does not believe she was the one who sent the package”. Hard hitting journalism!
But it says so right there on the envelope!
Corroborating evidence!
#BELIEVEHER
And there were no real Ninjas involved?
Sounds like it’s Huma’s turn.
I’d just like to know what happened to the Twink in the North. I thought he was going to be the real star of this series.
Maybe there will be a subplot with him getting pegged.
“Justin dear, what size do you want tonight?”
“It’s been a hard day. Bring out the Doomcock.”
Maybe SF is saving it for the sweeps.
Fuck you people who tell me not to wantonly speculate.
It’s a false flag. Lefwing bukaki theater.
In my mind there is a huge difference between us wantonly speculating and the MSM actively doing it on CNN/MSNBC et al.
Ours is a meaningless conversation between friends, theirs is pushing a narrative with an agenda out onto a feckless citizenry that takes their word, for the most part, as objective truth.
Yeah, it’s speculation with tongue planted firmly in cheek for the most part.
Sarcasm, here? That’s ridiculous!
a feckless citizenry that takes their word, for the most part, as objective truth
Not any more.
I’m not your friend, pal.
I’m not your pal, guy.
I’m not your guy, buddy.
And now, your tweet of the day.
LOL
Best reply
Hmmm…try again
Well that didn’t take long.
https://www.newsweek.com/former-hillary-clinton-aide-bomb-threats-trump-twitter-1186268
TW: autoplay and Newsweek.
Fake bombs. Fake news.
Next.
Yeah, I’ll be shocked if any of these were even built to explode. This has “prank” tattooed on its ass.
its almost like that had the narrative all lined-out in advance
*adjusts tin foil hat and nods*
a former senior adviser to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said it was almost as though the person(s) who sent the packages was “following Donald Trump’s Twitter feed.”
Because Trump tells people to send (probably pretend) bombs to current and former gov’t reps and/or otherwise says to harass/assault/injure/kill them. . .
Narrative. set.
Trump better not be saying anything like that. Maxine Waters will sue his ass for trademark infringement if he is
“You have to ask how much Donald Trump is responsible for the climate that we’re in where things like this happen.”
Because Trump said ‘kick them when they are down’, ‘we cant have civility’, harass and assault them in restaurants’…etc. Because Trump supporters are running masked in the streets smashing windows, beating people up and setting things on fire.
Yep, that was all Trump.
We have seen all of this shit before from the left, in Italy, Germany, Russia, China, Venezuela, Cuba…the list goes on. They are always the same everywhere and all of the time. Same thinking, same behavior, same result.
A little levity.
https://freebeacon.com/blog/lascivious-loser-fetish/
The pics of the supporters are priceless. The people looking up a Beto are the human equivalent of what a dog looks like right before you’re about to give it a treat.
It’s fucking weird.
I know both sides engage in idol worship but leftists take it to a whole different level.
I dont get those people. They must have one hell of an empty place inside.
Face it, everyone is born the same – naked, screaming their head off and trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. You have to bumblefuck your way through on the first go, you dont get a practice run. Everybody fucks up. Nobody has it all figured out. Looking for a savior is a waste of time.
Have some fucking pride. Hold your chin up and just do the best you can.
Hold your chin up
Yogi Berra tried that and spent his entire life having balls bounce off his chin.
The cult of personality types make me queasy.
It’s weird. I’m trying to think if I ever was in actual awe of someone. The closest was probably when I was 9 or 10 and played in a charity game against Red Wings oldtimers. This was when actual stars would show up to these things so I played against the Production Line – Gordie Howe, Ted Lindsey, and Alex Delvecchio. Lindsey took a shot from center ice and broke my stick. The dick bought me a new one, but didn’t give me his (which would have been priceless to me).
closest was probably when I was 9 or 10
Well, leftists are basically petulant children. They never grow up, which explains much of their world view.
Same here. 8 to 10 My heroes were western movie stars. Then I grew up and learned how to shoot better than them.
nice.
My mother has a pic of her shaking hands with JFK during a stop during the ’68 election and she doesn’t look ga-ga at all about meeting him (luckily she looks just as disinterested in a pic with Nixon during the same campaign).
I wouldn’t be too thrilled either, seeing as how JFK’s mouldering corpse was five years old in ’68
Blue waves will never be the same.
No one will doubt why I’m now going out into the garage to hang myself.