Dammit, you guys made me buy another copy of Photoshop.
I had no agency in the matter.
At least, that’s what I’m going to say.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 8:35 pm
BP, if you have any photoshop questions just let me know. Of course, I don’t use the full suite, I have the ‘Elements’version IE the cheap one, does good by me.
BakedPenguin
on January 30, 2019 at 8:47 pm
TY, CPRM. I didn’t used to. Then, they fucking changed it. Because they could.
Bitter? Me? Ah..somewhat. Somewhat.
But thanks CPRM, I’ll probably avail myself of your services at some point.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 8:50 pm
Oh, if they changed it and you’re using a new one, I might not be of much help, mine is from like ten years ago.
Tulip
on January 30, 2019 at 8:54 pm
Get a patreon account. I’d support it.
Chafed
on January 30, 2019 at 10:50 pm
Yes please.
Tundra
on January 30, 2019 at 7:19 pm
“Forever war, Donald”
Spudalicious
on January 30, 2019 at 7:21 pm
Ahh. He’s listening to the USA hat. It all makes sense now.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 7:59 pm
Ayup.
Pan Zagloba
on January 30, 2019 at 9:28 pm
God I hate USA hat so much. He’s the worst. At least John Bolton’s mustache has that animal magnetism.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 9:35 pm
USA HAT: You sound like gosh dern ferner, What’s wrong Pan? How can help ya? I’ll be be in yer dreams. Ayup, jus tryin ta help. In yer dreams.
If it wouldnt be self doxxing, I’d change my avatar to the only photo that can match the grandeur of the new handle. Me wearing an Oscar the grouch earflap hat and holding an AK47.
Sean
on January 30, 2019 at 7:57 pm
I think you should try Obergruppenfuhrer Trshmnstr. Has a more powerful ring to it…
I am not pro-life or pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. I believe all children deserve death. All government funding across the world should go towards planned parenthood. No more military, no more healthcare, just abortions. Unite all the countries in the world for this cause. Change the UN into the UA, United Abortions. All these silver spoon politicians sitting up in their ivory towers, not giving a single fuck about what happens to the common man? Without us, they are nothing. What about the real problems, huh? The human race needs to be eradicated. That’s just the simple truth. #humanabortion2019
Plinker762
on January 30, 2019 at 8:12 pm
EXTERMINATE!!!
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 8:13 pm
Uh, thanks for commenting? *runs away grabs shotgun*
Plinker762
on January 30, 2019 at 8:18 pm
Are misanthropic posts replacing titty links? Thanks Swiss.
Spudalicious
on January 30, 2019 at 8:18 pm
Especially the unnatural fat chicks with duck lips.
It’s weird how being against abortion is framed as rabid misogyny when quite a lot of women are against abortion themselves. A discussion about it occurred at work the other day among several women who sit nearby; some of the choice quotes included:
– Anyone who supports that should have to watch a video of it. Did you know they just rip the baby apart??
– How can someone carry that baby and then do that to it?
– I would only consider that if I got raped.
– They should suck Nancy Pelosi into one of those tubes and dump her down the sink! (this one got a hearty LOL from me)
– There are so many people who would love to take that baby and raise it.
But no, if you are against abortion in any way (or against forcing taxpayers to fund it) it just means you hate all women. Yep.
RAHeinlein
on January 30, 2019 at 9:12 pm
I’m assuming all the women quoted are vegetarians.
Rhywun
on January 30, 2019 at 9:12 pm
Enh, same as conservative poors (or blacks, or gays, or …). They vote against their interest (they’re Uncle Toms, they’re …). SSDD
Soyboy
on January 30, 2019 at 9:59 pm
That’s easy to reconcile: those women exhibit internalized misogyny.
*I really hate the “of color” modifier, but I guess use language against leftists like they use it against everyone else.
Yusef drives a Kia
on January 30, 2019 at 8:19 pm
Walmart, Day 1:
Sitting at a PC all day, doing modules, and extra for me because food handling, I finished the week long course Today, and missed two questions,
The active shooter mod goes like this,
Avoid, makes sense,
Deny, if you can’t run hide
Defend, quote “you have the right to defend yourself by any means necessary, don’t fight fair”
That’s fucking awesome!!!!!
I might like it there?
Rebel Scum
on January 30, 2019 at 8:21 pm
While the selection is limited, Walmart has plenty of guns and ammo. Just make sure you are the guy with the key to the cabinets.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 8:22 pm
Do they still have the one about an employee sleeping on the job, who just happens to be named Jose? (nice little siesta joke they had, prolly got ruined by now)
Yusef drives a Kia
on January 30, 2019 at 8:25 pm
No, a jumbled mess of video and flash animation, and a crash prone interface, I would hate do be the IT guy
Ownbestenemy
on January 30, 2019 at 8:26 pm
Even us FedGovs are taught Run Hide Fight. I was pleasantly surprised they actually teach to fight when it comes down to it.
Any recommendations for cold weather coat? Can’t seem to find something I like.
Tundra
on January 30, 2019 at 8:50 pm
How cold? For what activities? Dress or casual?
Aus
on January 30, 2019 at 9:55 pm
Single digits to teens, but for only short amount of time outside. If I’m working longer, I’ll put on insulated coveralls.
I really need to expand my wardrobe, so I need both dress and casual.
Aus
on January 30, 2019 at 10:01 pm
Oh and for employment related activities, I have a couple very nice expedition parkas, but they have company branding. So I need coats for outside of employment activities.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 8:51 pm
I’ve used 2 winter coats in the last 20 years, I’m not sure like ever came into the equation.
Tulip
on January 30, 2019 at 8:59 pm
When it’s truly cold (20 below or more) just go with what’s warm. I had an ugly, Hunter green down filled full length coat that I got at a rummage sale when I lived in Fargo. It was from LL Bean. On me it was ankle length and I looked like a squat evergreen in it. But it was warm. (For $25 bucks it was awesome)
Tulip
on January 30, 2019 at 9:05 pm
Here, I have a fabulous red cloth coat from my mother (it’s about 20 years older than me) with a mink collar and a mink detail down the front. I got it out today. I feel like a million bucks wearing it.
Rhywun
on January 30, 2019 at 9:16 pm
I have a classic wool job that I bought used in college – 30 years ago. Now I’m fat enough that it fits. And the thing is still in perfect condition. I don’t wear it a lot because I prefer short jackets but damn it looks good.
My friends that work outside all swear by Carhartt, but Duluth Trading stuff is making headroads. I don’t think that they have the range of work jackets that Carhartt does. The DT pants are pretty nice, but definitely made for beefier guys.
MikeS
on January 30, 2019 at 10:49 pm
I have a Duluth Trading vest and absolutely love it.
Plinker762
on January 30, 2019 at 10:23 pm
Probably heavier and more expansive than you are looking for, but this is the coat I’ve been using for winter. I like the detachable hood.
I have three winter coats, and which one I wear depends on what else I’m wearing (yes, I’m the kind of man who feels the need to “coordinate”… Fight me)
– A black leather jacket with a thick removable lining… A clean-cut leather coat, not a biker jacket or something. Makes a great springtime jacket as well if you take the lining out.
– A brown double-breasted wool peacoat from some no-name Chinese brand on Amazon. One of the pocket seams did split and I had to sew it back up, but other than that, it’s a pretty good coat for $40.
– A grey wool coat that I got on an online leather store. Not sure what the design is called, but it has four front pockets, epaulets, and that military-style collar. Very warm, and of course the pocket space is great.
mikey
on January 30, 2019 at 10:05 pm
This has served me well for – well a very long time.
You can still buy them – I got mine for “free”
But then I stopped worrying about my clothes a long time ago.
Barack Obama: It is ? I, Barack Obama.
Kowalski: Mr ??????. Obama? What ? are you doing here ???
Barack Obama: I have ?? come to exempt my revenge on ?? you penguins for allowing my wife to die ⚰⚰⚰ at the hands ??? of Donald Trump.
Kowalski: But Mr ??. Obama, we did everything we could.
Barack Obama: I’ve ? already made up ☝☝ my mind ???.
Skipper: Mr ????. Obama, don’t do it. This ⬆ won’t bring Michelle back ⬅️⬅️.
Barack Obama: Nigga ???.
the penguins’ airship explodes and the penguins scream ? for the help ? of god
I’ve heard that “grew up in the projects” line a few times now. I am curious about that. BRB
Rhywun
on January 30, 2019 at 9:33 pm
Wikipedia confirms. But… I suspect that his experience of growing up in brand-new (((projects))) in the fifties is not exactly the same as it would have been after they turned into ghettoes by the seventies. He would be smart not to push that Bildingsroman – which of course means he will.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 9:37 pm
Wait, if it was (((projects))) that makes it a ghetto, doesn’t it? Warsaw confuses me…
Rhywun
on January 30, 2019 at 9:56 pm
Except these (((ghettoes))) were envisioned as middle-class housing of the Future. Yeah, I don’t get it either. Lingering mid-century fascination with everything commie would be my guess.
straffinrun
on January 30, 2019 at 9:41 pm
He’s forever in debt. You can never escape the burden to repay that government cheese.
That’s the whole thread. “The baristas did all the work!” Labor theory of value only includes wiping up homeless dudes’ shit and lecturing strangers on race.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 9:53 pm
Yes, because the job of barista was so in demand before Starbucks. (I’ve never bought anything from Starbucks, I see their existence as a stain on reality)
Akira
on January 30, 2019 at 9:56 pm
(I’ve never bought anything from Starbucks, I see their existence as a stain on reality)
#MeNeither
My local coffee shop makes a far better espresso, one that doesn’t taste like they threw the coffee beans in an industrial-grade incinerator. I also have a Moka pot, which makes badass coffee. Hell, Boston Stoker makes better coffee than StarFucks. I don’t see any reason to ever go there unless I want some ridiculously sugary concoction with whipped cream and chocolate shavings and shit (which I don’t).
blackjack
on January 30, 2019 at 9:58 pm
Peet’s Major Dickinson’s blend. FTW.
straffinrun
on January 30, 2019 at 10:02 pm
My go to coffee chain is called Veloce. All the aesthetic quality of toe jam and filled with senile oyajis pouring over the racing forms. ¥210 yen for coffee. It’s great.
Tejicano
on January 30, 2019 at 11:23 pm
The only reason to go to StrayBux in Japan is that they are the only place you can (pay to) sit down for an extended time which has free wifi service. (This may have changed in the last year or so when I got a different job which allows me no time to hang out) Japan is only very slowly coming around to the idea that free wifi for your customers is such a small cost that you should do it now.
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 10:10 pm
To be fair, I’ve never bought any coffee ever. But I find Starbucks to be a special stain showing the worst of what the world is.
See…this is one of those issues where I fall into Neal Stephenson’s “Franchise” rant from “Snow Crash”. There’s something to be said for being almost anywhere in the world (particularly some areas with questionable hygiene, etc) and knowing that there’s a place you can walk into where the products may not be the best, but they’re at the very least consistent (see also McDonalds).
Especially if you travel or move a lot as I have – it’s great when you can find a nice local joint that fits everything and does everything better – but on the road….I’d rather have a sure thing than take my chances.
(that said, if the local coffee is a drive-by “cabin” with cute servers, I’ll take that every time)
Rhywun
on January 30, 2019 at 10:04 pm
Schultz would not have been able to [escape the projects] in the fantasy land of Libertarianville where poor children deserve homelessness because small taxes on rich individuals is the most abhorrent crime imaginable.
LOL
CPRM
on January 30, 2019 at 10:08 pm
Because the projects wouldn’t have existed, he would have become an indentured servant in Libertopia, it is known!
Soyboy
on January 30, 2019 at 10:16 pm
One couldn’t escape what wouldn’t exist?
My worldview is shaken.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on January 30, 2019 at 11:57 pm
Cheee-ZUS, do I hate the “government experience” argument bullshit.
The people pushing for it are basically arguing for professional politicians; a ruling class that are the only ones qualified to tell the rest of us how to live.
Yeah, yeah–“feature, not bug”. I know.
But, I’m here with youz guys, so, why not bitch?
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 12:13 am
Exactly right. We’ll get a few clunkers along the way but we get that now. If we vote them out after a term or two I’d say we are coming out ahead.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on January 31, 2019 at 12:17 am
The bar will be similar in size to a chocolate bar, but contain no actual chocolate, the chain said. The bar has “a smooth and silky texture with an espresso bean finish,” the chain said in a release, noting that the bar contains caffeine.
????
Rhywun
on January 30, 2019 at 9:35 pm
I have no idea what their coffee tastes like but upon reflection I want one.
61North
on January 30, 2019 at 10:07 pm
It’s okay. Nothing special. Probably around McDonald’s quality, which isn’t bad, but not great.
But if you grew up in rural Canada and the only option for coffee was shitty diner coffee or PetroCanada swill, then it’s something you remember fondly.
Rhywun
on January 30, 2019 at 10:13 pm
Ah. In that case, I want better coffee in chocolate-bar form.
blackjack
on January 30, 2019 at 10:15 pm
Or, if you were American and visited Canada in the late eighties, everyone you met brought you to Tim Horton’s for donuts and coffee. Literally everyone. Like 5-6 times a day, donuts and coffee.
61North
on January 30, 2019 at 10:22 pm
I spent a bunch of time on the 401 in eastern Ontario and our car would stop at Timmy’s for a pit stop and we’d get some coffee and Tim Bits. I ain’t like donuts so I’d stick with the coffee. At 7 am with a hangover, it hit the spot. I think we went to the Prescott location the most.
The Bearded Hobbit
on January 30, 2019 at 10:19 pm
61North:
If you’re still around could you send me an email at jemezhobbit at gmail? We’re in the process of planning our trip north and would like your input.
61North
on January 30, 2019 at 10:22 pm
Yes. Will do shortly.
61North
on January 30, 2019 at 10:31 pm
sent
Pan Zagloba
on January 30, 2019 at 10:15 pm
It was mostly a “Rah Rah Canada” thing, until someone decided to port over Blue/Red States bullshit as “Starbucks/Timmy’s Voters”…I want to say when Rob Ford (He of the Blessed Memory) was elected.
For anyone that still thinks Ted Bundy is hot, reminder that he used his classic looks and charm to manipulate women into trusting him—which makes him even less appealing.
Good god, next you’ll be telling me serial killers in jail get all kind of offers by mail.
straffinrun
on January 30, 2019 at 9:58 pm
Ugh. I owe you a coke.
Pan Zagloba
on January 30, 2019 at 10:02 pm
Mmm..delicious coke. And none of that Diet shit The Donald drinks.
“For anyone that still thinks Ted Bundy is hot, reminder that he used his classic looks and charm to manipulate women into trusting him—which makes him even less appealing.”
/Facepalm
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on January 31, 2019 at 12:03 am
I gotta say–I see others on this VERY SITE that claim AOC is somehow attractive.
Which, of course, garners a, “I guess so. We can each take a nostril around the block, and meet back later for smokes.”
So, those hosebags not seeing it in Ted Bundy? I kinda get it.
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 12:18 am
She’s a hate fuck plain and simple. Reminds me of a woman I used to work with. She was kind of lazy and only arguably competent at her job. Plenty of guys would go on about her. One day during an office bullshit session I get asked if I want to sleep with her. I said no. My office buddies keep on me because they don’t believe it. I finally relent by saying I’d fuck her but only if I could wipe my dick on her curtains. That explained everything.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on January 31, 2019 at 12:30 am
Yusef drives a Kia
on January 30, 2019 at 10:09 pm
was she invited? or the cause?
mikey
on January 30, 2019 at 10:12 pm
“Probably covered already, but…”
Actually it has already been posted. Forget who but the poster claimed he had found Tundra.
I don’t think Tundra has denied this.
If what he says is true (big if) then he is a hero. Checks wife out a nursing home to get her high and have sex before she dies. The town should make a statue of that guy.
Police have video showing Smollett walking along, he goes out of frame and then when the next camera picks him up a minute later he has a rope around his neck like a necktie.
Also, his music manager says he was on the phone with him at the time of the attack and heard the “MAGA Country” thing.
Police have released video of two “Persons of Interest” who were walking on the other side of the street. If they are the assailants, it doesn’t look like they have on MAGA hats.
But either way, whatever happened was very quick. It had to be less than a minute, and apparently nobody ran away into a camera looking like they just assaulted someone.
So either Smollett knew exactly where there was no camera coverage to fake his attack – which is extremely doubtful – or his attackers knew where there was no camera coverage – also doubtful… or he got hit with a random attack in the middle of the night with a rope and bleach and it just so happened to be not at all where video could see anything but it all took less than a minute……
All scenarios seem very unlikely.
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 12:24 am
Have his injuries, if any, been reported? I can’t tell if he is claiming he was beaten or the physical part is solely the rope around his neck.
Also does video show him running or limping once the rope is around his neck? Either would indicate something happened. If he is just walking then it seems unlikely.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on January 31, 2019 at 12:26 am
I hope the guy is OK. If I’m not mistaken, he was injured (not looking it up), so I hope he heals up quickly.
Either way, I would like for a few things to happen:
*Catch the guys, presuming this was a real attack
*Have some actual conservative MAGA-types reach out to him and disavow the guys who attacked him
*Have someone in conservative media talk about the possibility that “MAGA” references are actually a great, sort-of false flag thing to say whenever someone wants to divert attention in situations like this.
Of course, they could really be Trump-ers wanting to gay/black bash. There ARE assholes all over the place, and some are violent criminals.
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 12:55 am
I don’t think anyone here wishes him any harm. It’s more like it’s hard to tell what happened based on the available details. There is some reason to believe he is making up the attack. It’s also possible it happened the way he said. Inquiring minds want to know m
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on January 31, 2019 at 1:09 am
Oh, I didn’t think anyone was hoping for anything bad on him, if that’s how my comment came across. If it is the case that the attack was “real”, I want what I would hope for in any other situation.
Of course, there has been enough crying wolf to make most of us suspicious on this, especially since there have been some differing narratives. Or, at least, some aspects that have been called into question. Social media vs. media outlets, and all that.
just more Team Be Ruled vs. Team Be Ruled shit, it seems.
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 1:27 am
Probably so.
straffinrun
on January 31, 2019 at 2:20 am
I’d hold off on eating the crow. This story is no where near finished.
Chipwooder
on January 31, 2019 at 7:02 am
You don’t believe a man would simply wear a noose around his neck for 45 mins?
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 12:39 am
Rand Paul’s neighbor will pay through the nose if this stands.
I was referring to my own joke(s) when it looked like I was going against CPRM. I did not mean to slag CPRM’s stuff.
I’m not that funny myself (I suspect you’ve noticed). I wish I knew what else to say.
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 12:53 am
I didn’t take your comments as a shot at CPRM.
BakedPenguin
on January 31, 2019 at 1:07 am
Thx, Chafed. I’m really tired.
I didn’t want to hurt anyone. Honestly.
I’ll assume CPRM is cool, but for the rest of them, grievance point mongering shooting gallery! This is for all of you…
(+1 black man in substandard job!) (+1 transwoman who dislikes her office!) (-1 Asian woman who can do her bosses job!)
Shoot well!
BakedPenguin
on January 31, 2019 at 1:08 am
Dammit, it didn’t come through.
Ah, fuck it…
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 1:28 am
BP, put down the bottle and go to bed.
Chafed
on January 31, 2019 at 1:30 am
All the news about the polar vortex and Chicago temps make me wonder where SP and OMWC are. They can start a Glib exclusive “Where In the World Are….?”
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on January 31, 2019 at 1:41 am
Shut it down again!
First, bitches!
No, Donald only has one First Bitch…for now.
Hello? Ivanka? There are two first bitches, it is known.
Said it before, say it again: Jeebus, I need to restart SNP.
PLZ, PLZ, PLZ!
…if only to reinvigorate Swiss relations! We can’t do without chocolate!
YouTube, give me you crappy Photoshop tutorials!
Postleitzahl, Postleitzahl, Postleitzahl?
I miss the old ones. 97218?! GTFO.
ES LEBE DIE 8708!
I really miss RDA.
+1 Xenu comin’
YES! PLEASE DO!
Dammit, you guys made me buy another copy of Photoshop.
I had no agency in the matter.
At least, that’s what I’m going to say.
BP, if you have any photoshop questions just let me know. Of course, I don’t use the full suite, I have the ‘Elements’version IE the cheap one, does good by me.
TY, CPRM. I didn’t used to. Then, they fucking changed it. Because they could.
Bitter? Me? Ah..somewhat. Somewhat.
But thanks CPRM, I’ll probably avail myself of your services at some point.
Oh, if they changed it and you’re using a new one, I might not be of much help, mine is from like ten years ago.
Get a patreon account. I’d support it.
Yes please.
“Forever war, Donald”
Ahh. He’s listening to the USA hat. It all makes sense now.
Ayup.
God I hate USA hat so much. He’s the worst. At least John Bolton’s mustache has that animal magnetism.
USA HAT: You sound like gosh dern ferner, What’s wrong Pan? How can help ya? I’ll be be in yer dreams. Ayup, jus tryin ta help. In yer dreams.
Livestream from the latest Glibertarians.com VRchat hangout.
How long before VRchat porn is a thing? I mean, I thought that would happen in the first day that Animoji’s came out.
Now.
Needs more tentacles.
I first read that as “needs more testicles”. That was funnier.
Nobody needs more than 23 testicles.
Depends on how big your herd is and how many steers you plan to end up with.
Did someone say testicles?
Oh my God.
Software needs to get a LOT better.
Is this the feelsiest Kermit the Frog video? Believe it or not, it has competition.
Wow. That’s effed up. I approve.
I can’t believe Disney hasn’t gotten it taken down. 4.1MM views. They’re slipping.
Wow. When he looks at a picture of himself and Jim Henson while singing “Everyone I know, goes away, in the end” made it almost seem real.
I normally pass on Youtube videos but I finally clicked and that was outstanding.
Good stuff CPRM.
?
HAH! I forgot that the characters riff on people’s names when they become patrons… Totally worth it.
Good job, CPRM.
USA hat is quickly becoming my favorite.
Congrats on the new handle, Shitlord.
If it wouldnt be self doxxing, I’d change my avatar to the only photo that can match the grandeur of the new handle. Me wearing an Oscar the grouch earflap hat and holding an AK47.
I think you should try Obergruppenfuhrer Trshmnstr. Has a more powerful ring to it…
Oh yeah…add some umlauts.
Moar umlauts!!
I watched that whole thing.
I now hope you get attacked by moths.
I apologize
I apologize.
Why won’t it let me post my apology?
I don’t know why I can’t directly reply to you Sean, but here’s my apology
That was actually more disturbing than Kermit with a nail in his arm.
Wait, that doesn’t Count.
OK. That might be the best use of the internet ever. Thanks, SOt.
ROFL!!!
That’s brilliant.
That Count video is why Algore invented the internet.
That is art.
And it’s an honorary title, so you can still hold office in the fedgov.
Huh. There’s no images out there of Oscar dressed like Hitler, or Stalin.
If you really want one, I can make it happen.
I just thought that would be the perfect avatar for our newest overlord.
Photoshop Oscar’s face over your own?
Trash minister?
Do you have a patreon account or somewhere else to donate? I missed it before, but would be happy to support this.
Did you read the article? :p
No one reads the article.
Links right under the video.
Ok
Slinks away
Hawt.
I was going to make a “Tulips” joke, then thought better of it.
Yeah, I sometimes think better of something, hard as it might be to believe.
Also, it wasn’t that funny.
Whew I’m not the only one
Slinks back. All signed up.
I am not pro-life or pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. I believe all children deserve death. All government funding across the world should go towards planned parenthood. No more military, no more healthcare, just abortions. Unite all the countries in the world for this cause. Change the UN into the UA, United Abortions. All these silver spoon politicians sitting up in their ivory towers, not giving a single fuck about what happens to the common man? Without us, they are nothing. What about the real problems, huh? The human race needs to be eradicated. That’s just the simple truth. #humanabortion2019
EXTERMINATE!!!
Uh, thanks for commenting? *runs away grabs shotgun*
Are misanthropic posts replacing titty links? Thanks Swiss.
Especially the unnatural fat chicks with duck lips.
https://mistress-jennifer.net/tour/content/nobitching_1/1.jpg
Very brave of you to post a selfie while licking a shoe.
Mistress Jennifer was very impressed with my cleaning skills.
The keto seems to be letting you down, though.
You should have seen me before.
Relevant.
That was awesome.
Nice. Reminds me of Thanksgiving.
Okay, that was funny.
As an aside…
It’s weird how being against abortion is framed as rabid misogyny when quite a lot of women are against abortion themselves. A discussion about it occurred at work the other day among several women who sit nearby; some of the choice quotes included:
– Anyone who supports that should have to watch a video of it. Did you know they just rip the baby apart??
– How can someone carry that baby and then do that to it?
– I would only consider that if I got raped.
– They should suck Nancy Pelosi into one of those tubes and dump her down the sink! (this one got a hearty LOL from me)
– There are so many people who would love to take that baby and raise it.
But no, if you are against abortion in any way (or against forcing taxpayers to fund it) it just means you hate all women. Yep.
I’m assuming all the women quoted are vegetarians.
Enh, same as conservative poors (or blacks, or gays, or …). They vote against their interest (they’re Uncle Toms, they’re …). SSDD
That’s easy to reconcile: those women exhibit internalized misogyny.
Conservatives of Color* Smash the Fake News Narrative at Candace Owens’ #BLEXIT LA
*I really hate the “of color” modifier, but I guess use language against leftists like they use it against everyone else.
Walmart, Day 1:
Sitting at a PC all day, doing modules, and extra for me because food handling, I finished the week long course Today, and missed two questions,
The active shooter mod goes like this,
Avoid, makes sense,
Deny, if you can’t run hide
Defend, quote “you have the right to defend yourself by any means necessary, don’t fight fair”
That’s fucking awesome!!!!!
I might like it there?
While the selection is limited, Walmart has plenty of guns and ammo. Just make sure you are the guy with the key to the cabinets.
Do they still have the one about an employee sleeping on the job, who just happens to be named Jose? (nice little siesta joke they had, prolly got ruined by now)
No, a jumbled mess of video and flash animation, and a crash prone interface, I would hate do be the IT guy
Even us FedGovs are taught Run Hide Fight. I was pleasantly surprised they actually teach to fight when it comes down to it.
Run Hide Die.
I pointed out run, hide, fight is also the recipe for an ambush. It just depends whether you run away like a pussy, or run to trouble like a man.
Add>alice
Good fun CPRM, keep it going……..
Test
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*Bevis chuckle*
Festival?
Right here.
L oh L.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1uOVnm9Fg
Any recommendations for cold weather coat? Can’t seem to find something I like.
How cold? For what activities? Dress or casual?
Single digits to teens, but for only short amount of time outside. If I’m working longer, I’ll put on insulated coveralls.
I really need to expand my wardrobe, so I need both dress and casual.
Oh and for employment related activities, I have a couple very nice expedition parkas, but they have company branding. So I need coats for outside of employment activities.
I’ve used 2 winter coats in the last 20 years, I’m not sure like ever came into the equation.
When it’s truly cold (20 below or more) just go with what’s warm. I had an ugly, Hunter green down filled full length coat that I got at a rummage sale when I lived in Fargo. It was from LL Bean. On me it was ankle length and I looked like a squat evergreen in it. But it was warm. (For $25 bucks it was awesome)
Here, I have a fabulous red cloth coat from my mother (it’s about 20 years older than me) with a mink collar and a mink detail down the front. I got it out today. I feel like a million bucks wearing it.
I have a classic wool job that I bought used in college – 30 years ago. Now I’m fat enough that it fits. And the thing is still in perfect condition. I don’t wear it a lot because I prefer short jackets but damn it looks good.
Heh, good point.
Carhartt.
I’m looking at this. Doesn’t look suitable for the single digits to teens cold, but I only need it for short walks from the car to where I’m going.
Carhartt Men’s Full Swing Cryder Jacket
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BUFCKYM/
More than I want to spend, but I have some gift cards and I HATE going to stores.
What about this
https://www.carhartt.com/products/carhartt-men-outerwear/Bartlett-Jacket-102285
Don’t hate it at all.
Right on.
My friends that work outside all swear by Carhartt, but Duluth Trading stuff is making headroads. I don’t think that they have the range of work jackets that Carhartt does. The DT pants are pretty nice, but definitely made for beefier guys.
I have a Duluth Trading vest and absolutely love it.
Probably heavier and more expansive than you are looking for, but this is the coat I’ve been using for winter. I like the detachable hood.
Carhartt Arctic
I looked at that too. I will keep it on my wishlist for now.
This has been my winter jacket for 4 winters. Love it. Warm enough to handle some time outside, but not too heavy or too warm to keep it on while inside.
I have three winter coats, and which one I wear depends on what else I’m wearing (yes, I’m the kind of man who feels the need to “coordinate”… Fight me)
– A black leather jacket with a thick removable lining… A clean-cut leather coat, not a biker jacket or something. Makes a great springtime jacket as well if you take the lining out.
– A brown double-breasted wool peacoat from some no-name Chinese brand on Amazon. One of the pocket seams did split and I had to sew it back up, but other than that, it’s a pretty good coat for $40.
– A grey wool coat that I got on an online leather store. Not sure what the design is called, but it has four front pockets, epaulets, and that military-style collar. Very warm, and of course the pocket space is great.
This has served me well for – well a very long time.
You can still buy them – I got mine for “free”
But then I stopped worrying about my clothes a long time ago.
https://www.harrysarmysurplus.net/8603-vintage-m65-jacket-olive-drab.html
If you do get the M-65 jacket be sure to get the liner for it. The liner is a real upgrade.
https://archive.li/A3gOn/ad5965b1cb8cbd0e83a90b8190527b69fbc619ec
NSFW.
I’ll go ahead a take that one for the team.
You are a true friend.
Barack Obama: It is ? I, Barack Obama.
Kowalski: Mr ??????. Obama? What ? are you doing here ???
Barack Obama: I have ?? come to exempt my revenge on ?? you penguins for allowing my wife to die ⚰⚰⚰ at the hands ??? of Donald Trump.
Kowalski: But Mr ??. Obama, we did everything we could.
Barack Obama: I’ve ? already made up ☝☝ my mind ???.
Skipper: Mr ????. Obama, don’t do it. This ⬆ won’t bring Michelle back ⬅️⬅️.
Barack Obama: Nigga ???.
the penguins’ airship explodes and the penguins scream ? for the help ? of god
I think maybe this song is Q’s life story.
Are you having a stroke?
I was wondering too.
MTV once made a show making fun of Boy Bands called 2gether. Chris Farley’s brother was on it. Here is there song ‘U+Me=Us (Calculous)’
You are so lucky Ted had his warm milk and went to bed.
This is pretty good.
I’ve heard that “grew up in the projects” line a few times now. I am curious about that. BRB
Wikipedia confirms. But… I suspect that his experience of growing up in brand-new (((projects))) in the fifties is not exactly the same as it would have been after they turned into ghettoes by the seventies. He would be smart not to push that Bildingsroman – which of course means he will.
Wait, if it was (((projects))) that makes it a ghetto, doesn’t it? Warsaw confuses me…
Except these (((ghettoes))) were envisioned as middle-class housing of the Future. Yeah, I don’t get it either. Lingering mid-century fascination with everything commie would be my guess.
He’s forever in debt. You can never escape the burden to repay that government cheese.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/1090732936201228288
He didn’t build that.
That’s the whole thread. “The baristas did all the work!” Labor theory of value only includes wiping up homeless dudes’ shit and lecturing strangers on race.
Yes, because the job of barista was so in demand before Starbucks. (I’ve never bought anything from Starbucks, I see their existence as a stain on reality)
#MeNeither
My local coffee shop makes a far better espresso, one that doesn’t taste like they threw the coffee beans in an industrial-grade incinerator. I also have a Moka pot, which makes badass coffee. Hell, Boston Stoker makes better coffee than StarFucks. I don’t see any reason to ever go there unless I want some ridiculously sugary concoction with whipped cream and chocolate shavings and shit (which I don’t).
Peet’s Major Dickinson’s blend. FTW.
My go to coffee chain is called Veloce. All the aesthetic quality of toe jam and filled with senile oyajis pouring over the racing forms. ¥210 yen for coffee. It’s great.
The only reason to go to StrayBux in Japan is that they are the only place you can (pay to) sit down for an extended time which has free wifi service. (This may have changed in the last year or so when I got a different job which allows me no time to hang out) Japan is only very slowly coming around to the idea that free wifi for your customers is such a small cost that you should do it now.
To be fair, I’ve never bought any coffee ever. But I find Starbucks to be a special stain showing the worst of what the world is.
See…this is one of those issues where I fall into Neal Stephenson’s “Franchise” rant from “Snow Crash”. There’s something to be said for being almost anywhere in the world (particularly some areas with questionable hygiene, etc) and knowing that there’s a place you can walk into where the products may not be the best, but they’re at the very least consistent (see also McDonalds).
Especially if you travel or move a lot as I have – it’s great when you can find a nice local joint that fits everything and does everything better – but on the road….I’d rather have a sure thing than take my chances.
(that said, if the local coffee is a drive-by “cabin” with cute servers, I’ll take that every time)
LOL
Because the projects wouldn’t have existed, he would have become an indentured servant in Libertopia, it is known!
One couldn’t escape what wouldn’t exist?
My worldview is shaken.
Cheee-ZUS, do I hate the “government experience” argument bullshit.
The people pushing for it are basically arguing for professional politicians; a ruling class that are the only ones qualified to tell the rest of us how to live.
Yeah, yeah–“feature, not bug”. I know.
But, I’m here with youz guys, so, why not bitch?
Exactly right. We’ll get a few clunkers along the way but we get that now. If we vote them out after a term or two I’d say we are coming out ahead.
So much this.
BREAKING Conspiracy News! Baron Trump is a time traveler and maybe his own grandpa?
Fucking finally someone starts making sense of this decade.
There are people I know who would watch that and really think about it. *sigh*
What a day to be Canadian.
Tim Hortons to offer edible double-double coffee bar
????
I have no idea what their coffee tastes like but upon reflection I want one.
It’s okay. Nothing special. Probably around McDonald’s quality, which isn’t bad, but not great.
But if you grew up in rural Canada and the only option for coffee was shitty diner coffee or PetroCanada swill, then it’s something you remember fondly.
Ah. In that case, I want better coffee in chocolate-bar form.
Or, if you were American and visited Canada in the late eighties, everyone you met brought you to Tim Horton’s for donuts and coffee. Literally everyone. Like 5-6 times a day, donuts and coffee.
I spent a bunch of time on the 401 in eastern Ontario and our car would stop at Timmy’s for a pit stop and we’d get some coffee and Tim Bits. I ain’t like donuts so I’d stick with the coffee. At 7 am with a hangover, it hit the spot. I think we went to the Prescott location the most.
61North:
If you’re still around could you send me an email at jemezhobbit at gmail? We’re in the process of planning our trip north and would like your input.
Yes. Will do shortly.
sent
It was mostly a “Rah Rah Canada” thing, until someone decided to port over Blue/Red States bullshit as “Starbucks/Timmy’s Voters”…I want to say when Rob Ford (He of the Blessed Memory) was elected.
Hybristophilia.
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/a26084234/netflix-hot-ted-bundy-tweet/
Good god, next you’ll be telling me serial killers in jail get all kind of offers by mail.
Ugh. I owe you a coke.
Mmm..delicious coke. And none of that Diet shit The Donald drinks.
I’ll have a Coke then.
“For anyone that still thinks Ted Bundy is hot, reminder that he used his classic looks and charm to manipulate women into trusting him—which makes him even less appealing.”
/Facepalm
I gotta say–I see others on this VERY SITE that claim AOC is somehow attractive.
Which, of course, garners a, “I guess so. We can each take a nostril around the block, and meet back later for smokes.”
So, those hosebags not seeing it in Ted Bundy? I kinda get it.
She’s a hate fuck plain and simple. Reminds me of a woman I used to work with. She was kind of lazy and only arguably competent at her job. Plenty of guys would go on about her. One day during an office bullshit session I get asked if I want to sleep with her. I said no. My office buddies keep on me because they don’t believe it. I finally relent by saying I’d fuck her but only if I could wipe my dick on her curtains. That explained everything.
Ah, the ol’ Tom Segura treatment
Probably covered already, but…
http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/39879694/florida-man-threw-methfueled-death-party-for-his-wife-before-she-died-deputies-say
Photo tells the whole story, really.
was she invited? or the cause?
“Probably covered already, but…”
Actually it has already been posted. Forget who but the poster claimed he had found Tundra.
I don’t think Tundra has denied this.
Figures. How about The Merrimack vs The Monitor?
https://mises.org/library/battle-ironclads-part-5-iron-versus-iron
And the guy in the photo is only 21. Meth is a hell of a drug. (that was lie for comedic effect)
You could have said “58” and it would still be unbelievable.
Meh, I’m only 35, I wish looked that good. I do a hell of an old prospector voice, I’d make a killing if I looked like that.
Looks like a real stand up guy.
If what he says is true (big if) then he is a hero. Checks wife out a nursing home to get her high and have sex before she dies. The town should make a statue of that guy.
Metal Health will drive you mad.
Here’s like a ‘best of’ video I did for Patreon. I marvel that I made this shit. Technology is wonderful. Patreon.com/cprm.
Up late and reading the news……
Looks like I’m gonna have to eat crow on the Smollett thing.
https://abc7chicago.com/video-shows-potential-persons-of-interest-in-empire-actor-attack-police-say/5113489/
Police have video showing Smollett walking along, he goes out of frame and then when the next camera picks him up a minute later he has a rope around his neck like a necktie.
Also, his music manager says he was on the phone with him at the time of the attack and heard the “MAGA Country” thing.
Police have released video of two “Persons of Interest” who were walking on the other side of the street. If they are the assailants, it doesn’t look like they have on MAGA hats.
But either way, whatever happened was very quick. It had to be less than a minute, and apparently nobody ran away into a camera looking like they just assaulted someone.
So either Smollett knew exactly where there was no camera coverage to fake his attack – which is extremely doubtful – or his attackers knew where there was no camera coverage – also doubtful… or he got hit with a random attack in the middle of the night with a rope and bleach and it just so happened to be not at all where video could see anything but it all took less than a minute……
All scenarios seem very unlikely.
Have his injuries, if any, been reported? I can’t tell if he is claiming he was beaten or the physical part is solely the rope around his neck.
Also does video show him running or limping once the rope is around his neck? Either would indicate something happened. If he is just walking then it seems unlikely.
I hope the guy is OK. If I’m not mistaken, he was injured (not looking it up), so I hope he heals up quickly.
Either way, I would like for a few things to happen:
*Catch the guys, presuming this was a real attack
*Have some actual conservative MAGA-types reach out to him and disavow the guys who attacked him
*Have someone in conservative media talk about the possibility that “MAGA” references are actually a great, sort-of false flag thing to say whenever someone wants to divert attention in situations like this.
Of course, they could really be Trump-ers wanting to gay/black bash. There ARE assholes all over the place, and some are violent criminals.
I don’t think anyone here wishes him any harm. It’s more like it’s hard to tell what happened based on the available details. There is some reason to believe he is making up the attack. It’s also possible it happened the way he said. Inquiring minds want to know m
Oh, I didn’t think anyone was hoping for anything bad on him, if that’s how my comment came across. If it is the case that the attack was “real”, I want what I would hope for in any other situation.
Of course, there has been enough crying wolf to make most of us suspicious on this, especially since there have been some differing narratives. Or, at least, some aspects that have been called into question. Social media vs. media outlets, and all that.
just more Team Be Ruled vs. Team Be Ruled shit, it seems.
Probably so.
I’d hold off on eating the crow. This story is no where near finished.
You don’t believe a man would simply wear a noose around his neck for 45 mins?
Rand Paul’s neighbor will pay through the nose if this stands.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/30/rand-paul-money-lawn-attack/
I was referring to my own joke(s) when it looked like I was going against CPRM. I did not mean to slag CPRM’s stuff.
I’m not that funny myself (I suspect you’ve noticed). I wish I knew what else to say.
I didn’t take your comments as a shot at CPRM.
Thx, Chafed. I’m really tired.
I didn’t want to hurt anyone. Honestly.
I’ll assume CPRM is cool, but for the rest of them, grievance point mongering shooting gallery! This is for all of you…
(+1 black man in substandard job!) (+1 transwoman who dislikes her office!) (-1 Asian woman who can do her bosses job!)
Shoot well!
Dammit, it didn’t come through.
Ah, fuck it…
BP, put down the bottle and go to bed.
All the news about the polar vortex and Chicago temps make me wonder where SP and OMWC are. They can start a Glib exclusive “Where In the World Are….?”
Are you stalking other glibs, Chafed? 😉
I do hope they are OK.