Agreed. He’s made leaps and bounds since the series inception. I’m awaiting the day we have CPRM and SF collaborate on an animated short usong the Donald’s own words.
A fella can dream…
CPRM
on April 10, 2019 at 8:44 pm
I really should learn one of those soundboard programs, then I could build a library of audio.
I didn’t know if anyone was going to notice it or not. I am much pleased.
Count Potato
on April 10, 2019 at 8:20 pm
“Near, Far, Lori Loughlin’s When Calls the Heart Is Editing Her Out
We’re sure Ridley Scott can lend his expertise to the Hallmark Channel for a discounted fee! After a long “creative hiatus” that spurred from Lori Loughlin’s alleged involvement in the college admissions bribery scandal, When Calls the Heart — a quaint li’l show starring Loughlin in a leading role — will be airing the season’s remaining episodes beginning May 5. (Great news for fans, as the period drama is a ratings juggernaut for the network.) As EW reports, though, the episodes have been “re-edited in such a manner that removes any appearances by Loughlin,” which required “highly creative editing” and a few reshoots with the cast. An entire episode has also been cut to better accommodate these changes, bringing the season’s total episode count down to nine.”
You’d think they caught her eating live babies the way they’re treating her. I think the feds will have punished her enough, no need to write her out of history.
Tulip
on April 10, 2019 at 8:29 pm
I see what you did there.
Spudalicious
on April 10, 2019 at 8:30 pm
I think this was the best installment so far, technical wise and content. Bravo!
Is it possible that AOC could flip a solid Democrat seat to the Republicans? I saw she already has a Republican challenger who is local and seems to be picking up support.
Rhywun
on April 10, 2019 at 8:40 pm
Is it possible that AOC could flip a solid Democrat seat to the Republicans?
No.
Rhywun
on April 10, 2019 at 8:39 pm
Bravo!
PS. Was that really her?? I’ve never heard her speak.
CPRM
on April 10, 2019 at 8:41 pm
Yep, edited the same as Trump, and you heard her speak in the one where Biden groped her as well.
Rhywun
on April 10, 2019 at 8:48 pm
I don’t remember 🙁
I’ll go back and check. Which one?
I don’t think people are aware that you can just file the serial number off a registered gun and create an “untraceable gun”.
Tundra
on April 10, 2019 at 8:47 pm
Excellent!
Although I’m reaching peak AOC tolerance. That voice makes me want to stomp puppies.
Creosote Achilles
on April 10, 2019 at 8:53 pm
Excellent work. I agree that the technical details are better every time. Bang up job and funny as well. “You know I’ll do it!” Also, nice call out to the SF stories.
Tundra
on April 10, 2019 at 8:55 pm
For those of you who think you don’t like hockey: only watch the playoffs.
Just amazing competition. Just watched the Blue Jackets spot the Bolts 3, only to score 4 and win. So fun!
Chipping Pioneer
on April 10, 2019 at 9:03 pm
Jets / Blues has been a pretty good game.
Rhywun
on April 10, 2019 at 9:04 pm
Watching Islanders v Penguins. Frantic!
Tundra
on April 10, 2019 at 9:05 pm
Ralph Macchio!
commodious spittoon
on April 10, 2019 at 8:58 pm
I honestly can’t tell how much of Trump’s lines are cut up and how much is Trump pretzeling whatever thought popped into his head.
An editor, like an offensive lineman, is doing a good job when you don’t notice they are doing their job.
Spudalicious
on April 10, 2019 at 9:03 pm
I let that cycle four times.
Rhywun
on April 10, 2019 at 9:06 pm
That looks painful.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:12 am
That is fantastic.
Chipping Pioneer
on April 10, 2019 at 9:05 pm
So, the 22nd is being repealed?
Yusef drives a Kia
on April 10, 2019 at 9:13 pm
Bella got a Kong harness today, and she likes it. Now it’s let’s go walk, all the time.
Spudalicious
on April 10, 2019 at 9:15 pm
Given how the Dems and the msm went instantly batshit crazy over Barr’s remarks about spying, he hit a major effin nerve. The next couple of months could be good eats.
Suthenboy
on April 10, 2019 at 9:34 pm
They are all shitting their pants. 8 indictments coming? Comey, Strucht? Page? McCabe? Who are the other four? I doubt they will be sleeping well not knowing who.
They could be looking at some pretty serious time. They defrauded the FISA court FFS. The last thing these shitweasels expected what to be held accountable for their crimes. I am hoping Hillary and O’bumbles too. Call me an optimist.
Spudalicious
on April 10, 2019 at 9:38 pm
I’m not going to get my hopes too high because, Washington swamp. But I think Trump gave Barr one directive, “clean this shit up”. Regardless of how far this goes, it will still be better than it was.
CPRM
on April 10, 2019 at 9:39 pm
8 indictments coming?
Did you read that somewhere?
Spudalicious
on April 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm
Referrals from Devin Nunes are coming. Not year actual indictments.
If it was posted anywhere earlier, sorry for the repeat.
CPRM
on April 10, 2019 at 11:28 pm
She speaks truth to power. The $70 a month I make on Patreon is a king’s ransom, not sure how I’d live without it.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 10, 2019 at 11:29 pm
not sure how I’d live without it.
Well, she might have some ideas…. 🙂
CPRM
on April 10, 2019 at 11:36 pm
I’ma go off on a rant here, this is something that always pisses me off how other things that take less talent take off online, and my well crafted efforts get nil. I mean the usual suspects are people who just record their cat getting more views than me, but then there is this trash like this tackling the same material with much lower quality getting more views in one week than all my episodes combined. Almost leads me to be anti-market, Hyek forbid.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 10, 2019 at 11:45 pm
I’m of the opinion no one really knows us glibs–not that HnH is branded as such. Just that, who out in YT land know your work exists, how do WE do better in getting the word out (I for one, reached out to Seamus w/Freedom Toons about your HnH cartoons, but have no idea if he saw either), and do your vids even show up in a regular YT search?
I am in agreement with you that there is something wrong here, at least existentially.
Speaking of which, did you see my email from a couple of days ago? Just for my info.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 10, 2019 at 11:52 pm
I should clarify–I found some way to send a message (not through YT) to Seamus letting him know that the HnH vids existed, and that I thought/hoped he would check them out, as he seemed to have the same liberty sensibilities as us.
I have no idea what that would accomplish, other than more views. But, you never know.
CPRM
on April 10, 2019 at 11:59 pm
I also tweeted @ Seamus, but never got a reply. And I’ve got a good twitter repertoire with Lou from We The Internet, I even got him to follow me on the twitters, but that hasn’t led to him sharing anything.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:03 am
Ah, well, Twitter… I just couldn’t bring myself to sign up for that, and YT seems to have done away with messaging outside of comments.
CPRM
on April 10, 2019 at 11:57 pm
I actually hadn’t checked my e-mail in a couple days, my part-time job tries to act like I’m a fulltime employ who will respond to every fucking e-mail when I’m off the clock, so I usually say fuck it. If you wanna talk we can.
But as for brand growth, yeah I’m not great at knowing how to do that, I’ve hinted that to SP but haven’t gotten much help. Despite every episode being tagged with ‘trump cartoon’ if you search for that none of them show up. And I’m gaining twitter followers slowly, but since there isn’t a cross-platform way to recognize, I have no idea if any of them are non-glibs.
DenverJ
on April 11, 2019 at 12:00 am
Seo. The mods have my email and i hereby grant permission for you to email me if you want my opinion.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:01 am
It was more an offer for you to vent. It still stands, but, no worries/pressure (heh) if not.
CPRM
on April 11, 2019 at 12:02 am
Seo?
Rhywun
on April 11, 2019 at 12:07 am
Search engine optimization, I bet.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:11 am
DenverJ speaks the truth. Good SEO has had a major impact marketing my law firm.
CPRM
on April 11, 2019 at 12:32 am
Search engine optimization
Or, or, now stay with me, it’s a conspiracy! I find that much more plausible.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:10 am
You win. That is utter crap.
Rhywun
on April 11, 2019 at 12:14 am
Seriously. I tapped out at about 30 seconds.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:16 am
I think you lasted longer than I did. Kudos.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:18 am
She is rather wretched, isn’t she?
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:27 am
Sir Digby you are piquing my interest but I’m going to rely on your summary. No way am I watching more of that.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:44 am
Ahh..she claims to have done some kind of sex work…stripping, or escorting. Maybe both. But she flat out states she can’t do a “normal job”, literally states she has no skills, and claims she’s 5 figures in school debt.
She also says she’s “worthless”. And, she just lays into everyone for trying to ruin her life by complaining about her Instagram account. Like-tries to be threatening without making threats.
She just expects to be financially successful by being an online personality. It’s the reason she’s even in L.A.!!
Rhywun
on April 11, 2019 at 12:48 am
I was talking about the gibbering Star Trek bobble-heads thingie. Terrible.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:58 am
Star Trek bobble-heads thingie
OK, I think I missed something, Rhyun.
Or, did I???
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 1:01 am
Me too Rhywun. I replied to the wrong comment. Brooksed it as they say in the old country.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:15 am
NAP notwithstanding, the girl needs a thorough ass-kicking, or, slap to the face, or something.
She might very well make a terrific contributor to ‘society’ at some point. But not until she gets out of her own way and stops blaming and expecting from everyone else.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:18 am
I watched 33 seconds of her whining and crying. She has a long road ahead if she doesn’t get off the intertubes and talk to another human being.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:23 am
It sounds like she can’t even do that very well.
Hell, with her apparent disdain of authority, and willing to do sex work, I’d almost say she could be a Reasonoid.
Not a glib, though–I won’t foist that on us.
DenverJ
on April 10, 2019 at 11:57 pm
Well, so far, this “blizzard” is no such thing. Too bad; that last storm had so much energy. It was invigorating. This is meh.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:04 am
Someone’s expecting a ‘blizzard’ in the middle of April?
You aren’t in Texas…
Rhywun
on April 11, 2019 at 12:06 am
I was hoping for more winter here in NYC but alas it’s April. Winter ended a couple weeks ago. In the blink of an eye it’ll be 90s again.
Gustave Lytton
on April 11, 2019 at 12:10 am
And you even have the fur coat on your avatar too.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:12 am
Fine observation, Gustave!
For all of the “hearing his posts in Bender’s voice”, I didn’t even.”
CPRM
on April 11, 2019 at 12:15 am
Let’s give this thread some breathing room. Sir Digby, meh it’s something I’ve mostly worked through, but every now and then it comes back and strikes me like lightning. And the other day was one of those times. I fell in love with a girl when I was 13. I could feel whenever she walked in the room. Her mom caught on that I was crushing on her and put me on the spot, in front of this girls best friends. So young autist me knows no other way to deal with it than deny it. Small town, word gets around, and she started getting made fun of because of me, so I did what I judged the right thing and try to move attention to me and away from her. And so began years of me being the butt of the joke while she was able to live her life. I don’t know if she ever had interest in me. But it sabotaged every relationship I tried to have in HS, because all the girls knew how I felt. When I was gone to college I truly believed I’d never return home, so I wrote here a letter that I don’t know if she ever read. Then I had to move back here and still wanted to give her space, not wanting to be a stalker type. She married a teacher that treated my niece like shit. They have kids. I can still feel when she enters the room. And I just happened to run into her the other day.
Glad you enjoyed the cartoon!
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:22 am
Well, I won’t deign to give any advice, or, truisms. or anything like that. If you are doing well in that…what, facet(?), of your life, OK then.
CPRM
on April 11, 2019 at 12:27 am
Huzzah! (the clown hiding a thousand scars (band name or album name?))
*DEMS subpoena Rhy* “have you ever dated a black man?” “if so, did you ever tell anyone you were dating a POC?” *no matter which way Rhy answers* “You white nationalist Nazi piece of shit!”
BakedPenguin
on April 11, 2019 at 2:26 am
Weird that 2 MTV personalities (from back when I still sometimes watched the channel) are libertarian, or -ish.
Kennedy looks better, though.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:25 am
I’m very disappointed in you Late Night Glibs. We haven’t even cracked 100 comments. Get snarking, linking, or hypothesizing.
CPRM
on April 11, 2019 at 12:28 am
It’s a CPRM article, low numbers expected.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:37 am
Ooooohhh….self-zing
Trigger Hippie
on April 11, 2019 at 12:45 am
Sorry, man. Aside from a random comment or two I’ve pretty much tapped out mentally by the evening links. Add a pinch of insomnia and I’m pretty much worthless.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:56 am
Hey, you bothered to even post that. Any li’l bit helps keeps things lively for us vamps…er, uh, late-nighters.
Gustave Lytton
on April 11, 2019 at 12:36 am
106!
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 12:59 am
You all need some direction. Rhywun, I want New York Post links preferably about another Cuomo screw up. CPRM, you’re responsible for links to obscure metal bands. Someone wake egould. We need links about living near the beach and jangly guitars. Where the hell is Slumbrew? Tell him I want Boston references stat. Unless Hayeksplosives is out in the desert making things go boom, I want an update on her Tesla repairs.
And as for you Sir Digby, its time to come out of the shadows and let your freak flag fly! Link dammit! Link for all you’re worth!
And I’ll leave this last one Unnamed. But, sleep is a thing I need.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 1:14 am
Link? Hell, I’m just ripping YT mp3s right now. Haven’t ventured to far into any bowels….
OK, let me rephrase that–I haven’t done any video sleuthing yet.
CPRM
on April 11, 2019 at 12:56 am
Ok, it’s that time when I say I’m done for the night and try to go to sleep but insomnia still keeps me up, so I lurk and see what you say about me behind my back…
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 12:57 am
OK, so you’re saying it’s OK to rag you… Got it.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 1:06 am
Your mother smelled of elderberries.
Chafed
on April 11, 2019 at 1:16 am
The lesbian shower scene will disappoint everyone but HM.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 1:40 am
Why the hell are there even any federal bills re: primary education?
FFS, the schools should just drop sports altogether, to avoid this shit. Of course, then the (Ds) will try to create legislation requiring sports as some sort of ‘Right’/entitlement.
Akira
on April 11, 2019 at 6:09 am
FFS, the schools should just drop sports altogether, to avoid this shit. Of course, then the (Ds) will try to create legislation requiring sports as some sort of ‘Right’/entitlement.
That would be interesting. Most Lefties I know are of the opinion that schools should divert money from sports programs into actual education (but not simply cut spending and lower taxes; that’s a crazy racist right-wing idea).
I think you’re correct that they’d suddenly discover how incredibly important it is to have school athletic programs, which would of course require the government to establish some kind of policy on teenage tranny bathrooms.
Why the hell are there even any federal bills re: primary education?
Because most Lefties see the federal government as THE government, and states/counties/localities as pointless subdivisions that frequently make the wrong decisions and should be forced to make the correct decisions by Washington.
BakedPenguin
on April 11, 2019 at 2:40 am
Nadler got a serious nut-punch from Candace Owens at one of the Congressional Trump fantasy trials. He and Ted(?) Lieu, were just embarrassed, as they should have been.
I liked Owens before seeing that, but I have much additional respect for her after she testified in front of a Congressional Committee and stood her ground.
Fox News clip, so yadda yadda (couldn’t find the C-Span clip) but I’m sure it’s a more accurate account than CNN, if nothing else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpMZ8A3qVrs
Also, would.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 2:56 am
Ted Lieu-ser. He’s such a shit individual.
Also, love that Nadler got nadded.
Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption
on April 11, 2019 at 3:11 am
Since we’re free marketers/capitalists here, and, if I’ve not ever promoted the YT channel:
Nice editing!
Agreed. He’s made leaps and bounds since the series inception. I’m awaiting the day we have CPRM and SF collaborate on an animated short usong the Donald’s own words.
A fella can dream…
I really should learn one of those soundboard programs, then I could build a library of audio.
Thanks.
Great work.
Third! WOOOOOO!
NIce! Angry Hair voiced USA hat, lotta multiverse/crossover type potential.
Has anyone seen John Titor?
Last I saw of him he was on the discord channel almost a year ago, if that’s still going he might still be on there.
NSFW:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3QMH80V4AA6vvh.jpg:large
hawt?
Uhhhh….
Go on…
The pronoun debate is getting out of hand.
Jordan Peele is really going off the hook with the new Twilight Zone isn’t he?
I like new, angry that.
Mythical Libertarian Woman, I was a fan of Television Without Pity, so I really enjoyed the recap.
CNN chyron was perfect. This twatter approves.
https://mobile.twitter.com/cnnchyron?lang=en
I didn’t know if anyone was going to notice it or not. I am much pleased.
“Near, Far, Lori Loughlin’s When Calls the Heart Is Editing Her Out
We’re sure Ridley Scott can lend his expertise to the Hallmark Channel for a discounted fee! After a long “creative hiatus” that spurred from Lori Loughlin’s alleged involvement in the college admissions bribery scandal, When Calls the Heart — a quaint li’l show starring Loughlin in a leading role — will be airing the season’s remaining episodes beginning May 5. (Great news for fans, as the period drama is a ratings juggernaut for the network.) As EW reports, though, the episodes have been “re-edited in such a manner that removes any appearances by Loughlin,” which required “highly creative editing” and a few reshoots with the cast. An entire episode has also been cut to better accommodate these changes, bringing the season’s total episode count down to nine.”
https://www.vulture.com/2019/04/lori-loughlins-when-calls-the-heart-return.html
That’s retarded.
You’d think they caught her eating live babies the way they’re treating her. I think the feds will have punished her enough, no need to write her out of history.
I see what you did there.
I think this was the best installment so far, technical wise and content. Bravo!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s constituents slam her over Amazon withdrawal in new poll
Is it possible that AOC could flip a solid Democrat seat to the Republicans? I saw she already has a Republican challenger who is local and seems to be picking up support.
No.
Bravo!
PS. Was that really her?? I’ve never heard her speak.
Yep, edited the same as Trump, and you heard her speak in the one where Biden groped her as well.
I don’t remember 🙁
I’ll go back and check. Which one?
But… I… she sounds 14 years old! I had no idea.
Episode 12.
Ah yessss I remember now. Thank you for your service!
“Now anyone can 3D-print their own GLOCK… with no license or registration needed”
https://twitter.com/vocativ/status/1114158496730296321
“3d Printable Glock 17 Frame Release Video”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKlfd6PiJKk
“Untraceable guns”
zOMG! Untraceable?!!!1111
I don’t think people are aware that you can just file the serial number off a registered gun and create an “untraceable gun”.
Excellent!
Although I’m reaching peak AOC tolerance. That voice makes me want to stomp puppies.
Excellent work. I agree that the technical details are better every time. Bang up job and funny as well. “You know I’ll do it!” Also, nice call out to the SF stories.
For those of you who think you don’t like hockey: only watch the playoffs.
Just amazing competition. Just watched the Blue Jackets spot the Bolts 3, only to score 4 and win. So fun!
Jets / Blues has been a pretty good game.
Watching Islanders v Penguins. Frantic!
Ralph Macchio!
I honestly can’t tell how much of Trump’s lines are cut up and how much is Trump pretzeling whatever thought popped into his head.
Also: d’awwww
An editor, like an offensive lineman, is doing a good job when you don’t notice they are doing their job.
I let that cycle four times.
That looks painful.
That is fantastic.
So, the 22nd is being repealed?
Bella got a Kong harness today, and she likes it. Now it’s let’s go walk, all the time.
Given how the Dems and the msm went instantly batshit crazy over Barr’s remarks about spying, he hit a major effin nerve. The next couple of months could be good eats.
They are all shitting their pants. 8 indictments coming? Comey, Strucht? Page? McCabe? Who are the other four? I doubt they will be sleeping well not knowing who.
They could be looking at some pretty serious time. They defrauded the FISA court FFS. The last thing these shitweasels expected what to be held accountable for their crimes. I am hoping Hillary and O’bumbles too. Call me an optimist.
I’m not going to get my hopes too high because, Washington swamp. But I think Trump gave Barr one directive, “clean this shit up”. Regardless of how far this goes, it will still be better than it was.
Did you read that somewhere?
Referrals from Devin Nunes are coming. Not year actual indictments.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/437764-nunes-says-he-will-soon-send-8-criminal-referrals-to-barr
Abuse of a secret court. Shocking!
One of the many reasons I didn’t vote for W in 2004. Shitweasel.
You wanted the terrorists to win?
I would say they’re almost there.
My MIL got into a wreck today, not bad for 80,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/k76qEuJK2VW4YJAJ9
Nicely done. I hope she’s okay.
Rubin is racin
She was doing 80 or she is 80?
Yes? No? Yusef ain’t no snitch, BITCH.
PRISON RULES, BITCH.
*shivs straffin*
Always knew it would end like this.
*bleeds out down shower drain*
You’re in a prison shower? That’s not just blood going down the drain.
Sorry, I hope she’s OK.
GREAT GRANDPA SEA SMITH
I knew them dinosaurs didn’t go extinct because of no space rock. It was SEA SMITH!
Wish this were actually true.
https://www.therisingwasabi.com/japanese-prime-minister-asks-may-what-are-you-cooking-your-husband-for-dinner/
“If she can’t have kids, what else can she do?”
*maniacal laughter*
I’m not saying it was the right thing to do (but it was the right thing to do.)
https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/04/10/thief-21-thousand-worth-lingerie/
The one Japanese resident of Lower Allen Township could not be reached for comment.
It may be worth checking the vending machines.
Did…..did Chafed just crack the case? ‘Cause I’m thinking he’s correct here.
We may need Straffinrun’s expertise on this one.
Well, CPRM, you done went an’ made a beauty of an episode.
Reminds me of (one of) the Colonial Marines’ motto: Every meal a banquet; every paycheck a fortune; every H ‘n H episode a masterpiece!
Well….the last part is true.
Also, just to get everyone cringe-laughing: The most entitled biyatch in the world
If it was posted anywhere earlier, sorry for the repeat.
She speaks truth to power. The $70 a month I make on Patreon is a king’s ransom, not sure how I’d live without it.
Well, she might have some ideas…. 🙂
I’ma go off on a rant here, this is something that always pisses me off how other things that take less talent take off online, and my well crafted efforts get nil. I mean the usual suspects are people who just record their cat getting more views than me, but then there is this trash like this tackling the same material with much lower quality getting more views in one week than all my episodes combined. Almost leads me to be anti-market, Hyek forbid.
I’m of the opinion no one really knows us glibs–not that HnH is branded as such. Just that, who out in YT land know your work exists, how do WE do better in getting the word out (I for one, reached out to Seamus w/Freedom Toons about your HnH cartoons, but have no idea if he saw either), and do your vids even show up in a regular YT search?
I am in agreement with you that there is something wrong here, at least existentially.
Speaking of which, did you see my email from a couple of days ago? Just for my info.
I should clarify–I found some way to send a message (not through YT) to Seamus letting him know that the HnH vids existed, and that I thought/hoped he would check them out, as he seemed to have the same liberty sensibilities as us.
I have no idea what that would accomplish, other than more views. But, you never know.
I also tweeted @ Seamus, but never got a reply. And I’ve got a good twitter repertoire with Lou from We The Internet, I even got him to follow me on the twitters, but that hasn’t led to him sharing anything.
Ah, well, Twitter… I just couldn’t bring myself to sign up for that, and YT seems to have done away with messaging outside of comments.
I actually hadn’t checked my e-mail in a couple days, my part-time job tries to act like I’m a fulltime employ who will respond to every fucking e-mail when I’m off the clock, so I usually say fuck it. If you wanna talk we can.
But as for brand growth, yeah I’m not great at knowing how to do that, I’ve hinted that to SP but haven’t gotten much help. Despite every episode being tagged with ‘trump cartoon’ if you search for that none of them show up. And I’m gaining twitter followers slowly, but since there isn’t a cross-platform way to recognize, I have no idea if any of them are non-glibs.
Seo. The mods have my email and i hereby grant permission for you to email me if you want my opinion.
It was more an offer for you to vent. It still stands, but, no worries/pressure (heh) if not.
Seo?
Search engine optimization, I bet.
DenverJ speaks the truth. Good SEO has had a major impact marketing my law firm.
Or, or, now stay with me, it’s a conspiracy! I find that much more plausible.
You win. That is utter crap.
Seriously. I tapped out at about 30 seconds.
I think you lasted longer than I did. Kudos.
She is rather wretched, isn’t she?
Sir Digby you are piquing my interest but I’m going to rely on your summary. No way am I watching more of that.
Ahh..she claims to have done some kind of sex work…stripping, or escorting. Maybe both. But she flat out states she can’t do a “normal job”, literally states she has no skills, and claims she’s 5 figures in school debt.
She also says she’s “worthless”. And, she just lays into everyone for trying to ruin her life by complaining about her Instagram account. Like-tries to be threatening without making threats.
She just expects to be financially successful by being an online personality. It’s the reason she’s even in L.A.!!
I was talking about the gibbering Star Trek bobble-heads thingie. Terrible.
OK, I think I missed something, Rhyun.
Or, did I???
Me too Rhywun. I replied to the wrong comment. Brooksed it as they say in the old country.
NAP notwithstanding, the girl needs a thorough ass-kicking, or, slap to the face, or something.
She might very well make a terrific contributor to ‘society’ at some point. But not until she gets out of her own way and stops blaming and expecting from everyone else.
I watched 33 seconds of her whining and crying. She has a long road ahead if she doesn’t get off the intertubes and talk to another human being.
It sounds like she can’t even do that very well.
Hell, with her apparent disdain of authority, and willing to do sex work, I’d almost say she could be a Reasonoid.
Not a glib, though–I won’t foist that on us.
Well, so far, this “blizzard” is no such thing. Too bad; that last storm had so much energy. It was invigorating. This is meh.
Someone’s expecting a ‘blizzard’ in the middle of April?
You aren’t in Texas…
I was hoping for more winter here in NYC but alas it’s April. Winter ended a couple weeks ago. In the blink of an eye it’ll be 90s again.
And you even have the fur coat on your avatar too.
Fine observation, Gustave!
For all of the “hearing his posts in Bender’s voice”, I didn’t even.”
Let’s give this thread some breathing room. Sir Digby, meh it’s something I’ve mostly worked through, but every now and then it comes back and strikes me like lightning. And the other day was one of those times. I fell in love with a girl when I was 13. I could feel whenever she walked in the room. Her mom caught on that I was crushing on her and put me on the spot, in front of this girls best friends. So young autist me knows no other way to deal with it than deny it. Small town, word gets around, and she started getting made fun of because of me, so I did what I judged the right thing and try to move attention to me and away from her. And so began years of me being the butt of the joke while she was able to live her life. I don’t know if she ever had interest in me. But it sabotaged every relationship I tried to have in HS, because all the girls knew how I felt. When I was gone to college I truly believed I’d never return home, so I wrote here a letter that I don’t know if she ever read. Then I had to move back here and still wanted to give her space, not wanting to be a stalker type. She married a teacher that treated my niece like shit. They have kids. I can still feel when she enters the room. And I just happened to run into her the other day.
Glad you enjoyed the cartoon!
Well, I won’t deign to give any advice, or, truisms. or anything like that. If you are doing well in that…what, facet(?), of your life, OK then.
Huzzah! (the clown hiding a thousand scars (band name or album name?))
https://youtu.be/ZaMX0Cs5Bc4
Rorschach was the hero of The Watchmen, despite the authors intent.
“Roll on snare”
I disagree. I think that was Moore’s intent.
Moore meant it more as an homage to Ditko, than to ever be the hero.
Kurt Loder for the win.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/04/10/new-yorker-what-does-americas-thirst-for-punishment-for-jussie-smollett-say-about-us/
#believehim
*DEMS subpoena Rhy* “have you ever dated a black man?” “if so, did you ever tell anyone you were dating a POC?” *no matter which way Rhy answers* “You white nationalist Nazi piece of shit!”
Weird that 2 MTV personalities (from back when I still sometimes watched the channel) are libertarian, or -ish.
Kennedy looks better, though.
I’m very disappointed in you Late Night Glibs. We haven’t even cracked 100 comments. Get snarking, linking, or hypothesizing.
It’s a CPRM article, low numbers expected.
Ooooohhh….self-zing
Sorry, man. Aside from a random comment or two I’ve pretty much tapped out mentally by the evening links. Add a pinch of insomnia and I’m pretty much worthless.
Hey, you bothered to even post that. Any li’l bit helps keeps things lively for us vamps…er, uh, late-nighters.
106!
You all need some direction. Rhywun, I want New York Post links preferably about another Cuomo screw up. CPRM, you’re responsible for links to obscure metal bands. Someone wake egould. We need links about living near the beach and jangly guitars. Where the hell is Slumbrew? Tell him I want Boston references stat. Unless Hayeksplosives is out in the desert making things go boom, I want an update on her Tesla repairs.
And as for you Sir Digby, its time to come out of the shadows and let your freak flag fly! Link dammit! Link for all you’re worth!
Obscure metal bands, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
But I do like some Grape Jelly.
No need to call in the Calvary.
You don’t need to Redefine obscure.
But then again, this is what I need to sit through at my day job.
And I’ll leave this last one Unnamed. But, sleep is a thing I need.
Link? Hell, I’m just ripping YT mp3s right now. Haven’t ventured to far into any bowels….
OK, let me rephrase that–I haven’t done any video sleuthing yet.
Ok, it’s that time when I say I’m done for the night and try to go to sleep but insomnia still keeps me up, so I lurk and see what you say about me behind my back…
OK, so you’re saying it’s OK to rag you… Got it.
Your mother smelled of elderberries.
The lesbian shower scene will disappoint everyone but HM.
https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/04/10/democrats-equality-act-transgender-girls-sports/
Cloud cuckoo land.
Why the hell are there even any federal bills re: primary education?
FFS, the schools should just drop sports altogether, to avoid this shit. Of course, then the (Ds) will try to create legislation requiring sports as some sort of ‘Right’/entitlement.
That would be interesting. Most Lefties I know are of the opinion that schools should divert money from sports programs into actual education (but not simply cut spending and lower taxes; that’s a crazy racist right-wing idea).
I think you’re correct that they’d suddenly discover how incredibly important it is to have school athletic programs, which would of course require the government to establish some kind of policy on teenage tranny bathrooms.
Because most Lefties see the federal government as THE government, and states/counties/localities as pointless subdivisions that frequently make the wrong decisions and should be forced to make the correct decisions by Washington.
Nadler got a serious nut-punch from Candace Owens at one of the Congressional Trump fantasy trials. He and Ted(?) Lieu, were just embarrassed, as they should have been.
I liked Owens before seeing that, but I have much additional respect for her after she testified in front of a Congressional Committee and stood her ground.
Fox News clip, so yadda yadda (couldn’t find the C-Span clip) but I’m sure it’s a more accurate account than CNN, if nothing else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpMZ8A3qVrs
Also, would.
Ted Lieu-ser. He’s such a shit individual.
Also, love that Nadler got nadded.
Since we’re free marketers/capitalists here, and, if I’ve not ever promoted the YT channel:
Company Man
Fairly simple overview of companies, in different analyses (profile, what happened to X, recovery stories, etc.). If you like this sort of thing.
“Gun control is like socialism”
Bow down before the majesty of Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
Kolby will teach you about friendship.
The Kanye episode is still my favorite, but this episode is excellent. ??
And Assange is arrested.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/wikileaks-founder-julian-assange-arrested-police-london-n991236
The fact that they can print a statement that fucking dishonest is a testament to the pathetic state of American media.
Penis. ???
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/gabrielsanchez/japan-kanamara-matsuri-festival-steel-phallus-penis
What is James May doing at the penis festival?
Damn fine work, CPRM.
National Emergency Hat is a good addition to the canon.
“We’ll get Perry Mason to represent you.”
Heh. Can’t lose!