“What is he tweeting? What is he tweeting?” the hat asked the jizzal void of the tunnel system under Washington, DC.
The hair grumbled noncommittally over the whine of the electric scooter he was driving. The lights were out in the current section of Kennedy fuck tunnels they were investigating and he was barely creeping along.
“Why isn’t there a signal?” the hat wailed.
“Maybe you should have stayed behind,” the hair offered.
“Donald insisted I come with you,” the hat said morosely.
“Well, you’ve certainly been a huge help,” the hat said.
“Yuge help. Yuge,” the hat said absently. “Is there a USB port on this scooter thing? My battery is dying.”
“I don’t see one,” the hair said, not taking a look.
“Did you take a look for one?”
“Of course I did.”
The hat snorted in disgust.
“I’m sure Donald is fine. Some tweets about Mueller. No collusion, blah blah blah,” the hair said.
“I’m worried that he might be trolling on the McDonald’s feed again,” the hat said. “Remember that flame war he got in over the McLean?”
“He’s probably just obsessively checking the McRib Locator site.”
A low guttural moan echoed through the tunnel and the hair let the scooter glide to a halt.
“What was that?” the hat asked.
“How should I know?” the hair asked. “Fucking creepy as fuck though.”
“I did it come from ahead of us or behind?” The hat turned on the flashlight on his cellphone. The light barely penetrated a few feet in front of them before being swallowed by the dark. The hat turned it off with a snort of disgust.
“Shh,” the hair shushed.
“What? What is it?” the hat asked.
“Be quiet. I think I hear something.”
They both strained to listen. Water dripping. Far-off churning of machinery. The stale exhale of one of the grimy air vents set into the ceiling. The hair was about to speak when he heard the soft shuffle of feet.
“Did you hear that?” the hat asked.
“Yes, of course, I heard that,” the hair replied in an urgent whisper.
“Ruh-roh, Raggy,” the hat whispered. The hair reached back with a tendril and slapped at him.
“I’m going to keep going,” the hair whispered back and started the scooter forward.
“Wanafud?” a voice behind them asked and they both yelped in terror.
“Go!” the hat said. “Go go go go go go go go go go go!”
The hair twisted the throttle as far as it would go and the scooter sped up a little.
“Wanafud?” asked the voice again.
“It’s coming, it’s coming,” the hat screamed. “Open her up.”
“That’s what she…” the hat began before scooter ran into a low wall that had been built across the tunnel.
The hat and the hair shot over the barrier and landed, tumbling, on the other side.
“Are you alright?” the hair asked when they stopped.
“Ugh,” the hat replied.
“Wanafud?” they heard again, close enough for them to tell it was back behind them, beyond the scooter.
“It will be here any minute!” the hair squealed.
“Wanafud?” asked a voice ahead of them and they both groaned.
“We’re surrounded!” the hair exclaimed.
As the shuffling steps grew louder, the hat checked his phone again for a signal. The screen came on briefly through a thick webbing of cracks. “No signal, of course.”
“Donald will come looking for us when we don’t come back,” the hair said.
The hat’s laughter was high and piercing in the tunnel. After he stopped, from before them and behind them, “Wanafud?” was said in near unison.
“Whatever happens, I just want to say,” the hat said calmly to the hair. “Fuck Donald, fuck Gerald Ford’s Probably Non-Existent Gold and, and most of all, fuck you.”
Check back next week for Part Three: The Hat and The Hair vs. The S.T.U.D.s
Always call ahead to make sure the McRib is still available.
McDonald’s has a phone number?
Right here.
No delivery?
“Whatever happens, I just want to say,” the hat said calmly to the hair. “Fuck Donald, fuck Gerald Ford’s Probably Non-Existent Gold and, and most of all, fuck you.”
The Hat is Charles Fucking Bronson, man!
Waiting for next week’s episode is gonna be torture.
Charles Bronson’s dead. Though I wouldn’t put it past the hat for necrophilia to be its thing.
I find myself legitimately looking forward to the next The Hat & The Hair, and not with a sense of morbid curiosity, as I usually do. It’s a strange feeling.
I’m confused, really confused
You’re not alone.
The hair twisted the throttle as far as it would go and the scooter sped up a little.
– It’s the small details like this that I enjoy the most.
Yeah, we’ve all had those same experiences on some piece of equipment and always react the same pissed off way when nothing seriously happened.
Too many hats?
But also, Huzzah!
Meh…
I didn’t even notice. Are you trolling us now, SF?
No, I’m just a shitty proofreader.
Not to mention your fear of pubic speaking.
So are your blogmates.
Speek four yureself, BRETT.
Apparently, so am I.
“Whatever happens, I just want to say,” the hat said calmly to the hair. “Fuck Donald, fuck Gerald Ford’s Probably Non-Existent Gold and, and most of all, fuck you.”
Huzzah!
Hat burned all the bridges.
It’s like The Perils of Pauline.
No, more like Hamlet.
I know a hawk from a handsaw.
I do love a well-placed “that’s what she said”
I’m getting David Lynch vibes from the “Wanafud” thing.
Bravo SugarFree, bravo! I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the next installment.
This is why I don’t like to start series unless they are already complete. Now I’m going to be anxious all week hoping Sugarfree doesn’t pull a Rothfuss on us.
Or a Martin and eat myself to death.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/sU4UStoHBvI3u/giphy.gif
My kind of dyke.
“If the act passes in its current form as H.R. 5, then every right that women have fought for will cease to exist,” Beck warned. “H.R. 5 is a human rights violation. Every single person in this country will lose their right to single-sex sports, shelters, grants, and loans. The law will forbid ever distinguishing between women and men.”
Beck insisted that she supports the general goal of the Equality Act, but warned against codifying transgender identity into law. People who identify as transgender “still deserve the same basic human rights as we all do, but treating someone as if they are the opposite sex” enshrines a false view of sexuality into law, with disastrous consequences.
While the “myth of changing sex has gained considerable traction,” she insisted that “sex is a vital characteristic, gender and identity are not.” She reminded the audience that “100 years ago, pink was a color for boys, but now pink is a girl’s color.”
Beck opposed “sex stereotypes that prevent people from being authentically themselves.” She warned that the circular definition of gender identity as based on “actual or perceived gender-related characteristics” will require lawmakers to “consider which mannerisms, hairstyles, occupations, and clothing choices make up one gender identity or another.”
“How is this any different from the sex stereotypes that women have been fighting to break free from? How is this not regressive?” the feminist asked.
The Equality Act will make dissent from transgender identity illegal. “Making gender identity the law will, in fact, mandate a belief in a female penis or female testes,” Beck warned. “Deep down, I believe you have good intentions, but gender identity only does harm.”
If H.R. 5 becomes law, Beck warned, “male rapists will go to women’s prisons and likely assault female inmates as has already happened in the U.K.; female survivors of rape will be unable to contest male presence in women’s shelters; men will dominate women’s sports — girls who would have taken first place will be denied scholastic opportunity; women who use male pronouns to talk about men may be arrested, fined, and banned from social media platforms; girls will stay home from school when they have their periods to avoid harassment by boys in mixed-space toilets; girls and women will no longer have a right to ask for female medical staff or intimate care providers, including elderly or disabled women who are at serious risk of sexual abuse; female security officers will no longer have the right to refuse to perform pat-downs or intimate searches of males who say they’re female and women undergoing security checks will no longer have the right to refuse having those security checks being performed by men claiming a feminine identity.”
I don’t.
Forcing people to repeat a lie under penalty of law is one of the most totalitarian things I can think of.
I don’t.
Me neither…
“Listening to that testimony, it seems like that particular witness does not believe that transgender people exist,” Chandy responded.
“I’ve met numerous transgender individuals who are trans women and girls who are women and girls, and in terms of the biology piece, biology is made up by so many different things as I understand it, not just external sex organs. There are hormones, there are internal things,” the legal director responded. “And so, transgender women and girls are women and girls, transgender boys and men are boys and men.”
Chandy falsely stigmatized Beck’s testimony as insisting that transgender identity “doesn’t exist.” She mocked the idea “that people would go so far as to make up an entire identity … just simply to invade sex-segregated spaces or participate in sports is so outlandish,” as “so far-fetched.”
“I hear it as offensive because it sounds to me as someone saying that an identity doesn’t exist,” she said. She also suggested that there was “no research” to support the claim that biological men identifying as transgender women have any “competitive advantage” over biological women. On the contrary, there are many cases of such male sports victories in women’s sports.
Intersectionalitydome: two greivancemongers enter, one grievancemonger leaves!
Intersectionalitydome’s complicated. Get to the social media. Use it any way you can. I know you will break the rules. There are many.
Can’t we just lock ’em both in until they’re both dead?
When can we be sure that they are both dead?
#wokeschrodinger
Sure, but which one is the midget standing upon the shoulders of a retard?
All of them?
You see why I am so confused.
You are not of the party, chelovek.
Reap the whirlwind. Let me think….
Ponder for a moment that 71 year old Jerry Nadler is sponsoring this bill. I don’t believe for a moment that his interest in this issue is anything but cynical.
That alt-right lesbian feminist needs to shut her trap and take what’s good for her, say a chorus of cishet Dem lawmakers who are totally not playing by the little red book.
EXCUSE ME, IT’S MA’AM!
How would you like that showing up at a women’s shelter?
Something something omelette something eggs
A heartless biological clock comment? For shame.
Would.
At this point I am wondering if you wouldn’t fuck a pile of rocks on the off chance there is a snake in there…
Depends. Is a cute one?
Enshrining gibberish and pure, unadulterated subjectivity into the law might not work out so great?
Whodathunkit.
“…treating someone as if they are the opposite sex” enshrines a false view of sexuality into law, with disastrous consequences.”
That is the whole point, dummy.
OT: In today’s water is wet news. If you’re good at your job, you get more tasks.
My children understand this perfectly. Complete incompetence at chores is their creed.
And mo’ money.
I was hired as an EDI Coordinator. A few days in and the project manager ambled over. “You know how to program?” he asked. “I have some code I can’t figure out.”
“Yes,” I foolishly replied, just trying to be helpful.
And now I’m the EDI Coordinator / Custom report writer / QAD specialist
And now the new IT Director wants me to learn Dell Boomi to use to connect some packages coming on line.
…
dude, I’m lazy. Like really lazy. I do just enough to get through the day and keep the hordes off of my back.
It’s good to be Clever and Lazy.
One of my favorite quotes.
My mind went immediately to AOC.
I’ve been using that forever. Although I thought it was originally von Clausewitz.
Never. Never. Never. Ever. Admit to being able to write reports. I learned that at about 25
First real job: Can you write Crystal Reports?
Me: I guess, it doesn’t look that hard
3 weeks later — Oh yeah, Brett’s the reports guy
Second real job: Can you write (whatever MS called Crystal after they bought them) Reports?
Me: Gosh, I tried once, and I just couldn’t figure it out
Dude, the formatting on this totals column is totally off by a couple of pixels.
Yeah, this is where I want to cave their head in with a mallet…
Second.
Serious UI conversation from a meeting last week: “In this grid the text columns are left justified, but the number columns are right justified. Can we change that?”
Me, the old hand at this: “That’s just the way the grids work in this program. I don’t think we could change that without 40-60 hours of effort”
Which was much faster than me saying “That’s literally the way everyone else does number formatting because it makes adding a column of numbers way more likely to get the right answer on the first try” and then having a 20 minute discussion on whether that was or was not true.
Brett: Yeah, unless it’s your whole job.
BakedPenguin, Reporting Analyst
Yes, the alternative to that is you can create a nice little career out of it if you want.
“Luckily” I don’t use Crystal or any other report writer – just straight up Progress code, which is the language our ERP system was written in. So everything runs in the ERP package without ODBC drivers or kaff – trying to explain table joins and indexing to our idiot user-base if they were given a report writing tool. ie – “Why does this shipping report I wrote run so slow?!?!?”
Negatives – it doesn’t look pretty with graphs ‘n’ all that. And I’m the keeper of the kingdom, so any new report request gets written by me.
Erotic Roleplay System? I unleash my +4 Donger of Thot Slaying!
Dammmit – just outed myself. I work in the computer porn industry.
The mask was kind of a tell. It loos like a +2 Mask of Salad Tossing, but I can’t say for sure.
I think it’s further down the S-M spectrum.
Shit. I can never remember the OSI layers.
SAP bought Crystal. Go ahead… ask me how I know. I’ll admit to knowing some SQL, but you wouldn’t want me to design reports. I just go for raw data, it’s not in a clean formatted manner, and no, I don’t put any charts or graphs in. But, there’s this option for my company to design reports for you; however, it’s not cheap, so why don’t we just look at the already existing reports and see if one of those will work for you.
Everyone involved in creating and running SAP should be peeled, salted, roasted and then fed to syphilitic rats.
Then the rats should be unleashed on their families.
That still seems too good for them. Last place I was at did an implementation of SAP that was announced as “successful”. Never mind that usability went down, stability went down, and if you spoke ill of the implementation you were risking your job.
It did lead to some entertaining turnover as it came out that certain offices were being mismanaged so much that they were years behind on their paperwork. Rather then do the busy work and catch up, the entire office quit the day before they were supposed to be caught up.
I’ll see your SAP and raise you a Baan implementation, the Enron of ERPs.
Hey guys, be fair! SQL is such a new technology, there are bound to be ups and downs. It’s not like it’s 50 years old, well proven, and anyone designing anything in it has tons and tons of documentation to allow them to understand all of the best practices or anything.
And yeah, SAP sucks.
I didn’t know we worked together. Weird, seems I would have spotted your palanquin carried by orphans by now.
That was the two ladies who created new part numbers in our old system. both left shortly before switching to SAP.
On the “better software front”, have any of you guys used Tableau? I only messed around with the trial version for a week or so, but it seemed pretty decent.
Senior management wants to replace our current package – QAD – and go with SAP (or Plex or ??). ::shudder::
I may walk out the door that day; or milk it for a few years during the tortured implementation.
Not that QAD is all that – but they have the “grass is greener” syndrome when it comes to ERP packages.
Part numbers, I’ve got some stories about part numbers
$350 million dollar company comprised of 13 relatively independent campanies, each on their own ERP solution.
The owning company decides to upgrade from Baan 4 to Baan 5 and simultaneously migrate all 12 other companies onto the system. Somewhere north of 125,000 part numbers and 3,000 BOMs involved.
Not only that, but management decides to migrate onto a new semi-smart part numbering system which involves changing the part numbers of every single part in the system.
In six months.
Me (2 days before go-live) – “Hey did anyone in the design groups check the numbers and BOMs that the offshore engineering group typed into the new system?”
VP of IT – “Of course it was checked, we told you that we were changing things, it’s done and checked.”
Me – “My review of three separate BOMs indicates it’s all fucked up.”
Me – Calls heads of design groups to let them know.
VP of IT – Unleashes storm of curse laden emails directed at me.
Did I mention the VP of IT was an asshole? A veteran of Perot Systems.
Senior management wants to replace our current package – QAD – and go with SAP (or Plex or ??). ::shudder::
Take a serious look at xTuple
Will do.
You had Bob G. as your IT VP while converting to SAP to? total coincidence. I can’t believe how many people work at my company.
LH, I sent you an email. If you have questions about xTuple feel free to contact me.
First job post college. Finance/leasing company.
Me (looking at draft brochure): “Yikes! This is awful!”
Boss: Yeah, I hate it. Think you could do better?”
Me: “Easily.”
Which of course resulted in a decade of me writing corporate fiction.
‘He wrapped her naked, supple body within his manly arms. “No!” She cried, but her heart and calculator said otherwise. “Your accounts are receivable!” He demanded, while confidently wiping sweat off her yearning breast. “My payable accounts don’t match!” She demanded. But all of the T-accounts she could muster could not sway their burning desire.’
Unfortunately no, but I did manage to work the word ‘penetrate’ into every SEC document.
500 or 600 more words and you’ve got you yourself a weekly column here.
Copyright that before Mojeaux steals it.
Copyright grants upon fixation (e.g. publication) . Registration is technically optional, but highly recommended if you plan on going to court.
/pedantic IP attorney
If you want the project done give it to the busiest person.
to use the parlance.
no duh.
I’ve been getting additional work piled on my whole life. I’ve at least gotten raises and promotions to go along with it so I’ve got that going for me.
Tell me about it.
Tell me about it.
Ted and John Kennedy?
Zombie Jackie?
Middle school teacher says she was fired over topless selfie sent to boyfriend
Middle schools need more topless 20-something teachers.
Damn straight!
Or at least I would have been during her class.
It could do wonders for attendance figures.
And focus
Maybe don’t let the boys pull out their phone in class? Depending on the age, they could already be picturing it anyway.
You can’t stop the signal.
already be picturing it
I sure as hell was with the one attractive teacher I had in high school.
But this is a bs reason to fire a teacher.
They were proactively searching for it I’m sure. I would have been.
I once interviewed a young lady that was real smart and capable only to find out the company had decided to disqualify her because she had some topless pictures she posted while on vacation in Europe where she went to a topless beach. And the fuckers wouldn’t even share the pics…
Wood.
I’m going to need to see an unredacted high quality photo to make a final decision, but the cracked mirror glass has me siding against her. But I’m open to new evidence.
Yeah, total mystery how that photo got out there.
She was screwing the boys in her class, leading to the breakup and the leaked photo?
/seen this movie several times before
Math teachers can look like that?
It wasn’t what I was looking for but hell, this math teacher is hot enough to make me pinch hit for the other team.
Damn. That dude is super-ripped.
Seen here with her lawyer, who is just a simple country hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid.
“Make sure the cross is ostentatious.”
She’s just a good Catholic girl trying to work every day!
Like that Mypillow guy.
/conversations that actually happened
Woof. Guido size.
For anyone that isn’t aware, a crucifix on a chain comes in exactly three sizes: regular, Guido, and Exorcist.
I’ve already cast Robert Duvall and the chick from the Capitol One commercials for the Lifetime Docudrama.
Capitol One chick… Samuel L. Jackson?
Just get Kathryn Hahn. She’s doing minivan commercials now, you could probably get her cheap.
Dammit, Goddam HTML: http://www3.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/Kathryn+Hahn+Updos+Messy+Updo+uXVw17I-QR2x.jpg
Kathryn apparently has the diabeetus. Shame, really.
Does his shirt have different striping on either side of the front or is that a camera artifact?
There are three patterns on his shirt. The collar and that space behind the buttons are the same, right and left are different.
We’ll have to ask his tailor, Herb Tarlek.
As far as I am concerned, anyone stupid enough to send nude pictures of themselves to anybody has nothing to complain about when they leak out, and deserves whatever consequences follow from that.
I don’t think that’s fair at all. The consequences should be nothing more than a couple hushed giggles when you enter the room for a few days. Losing your job and having your face plastered all over TV for sending a photo to your boyfriend is an absurd penalty. The ex-boyfriend is one who did something wrong here.
You send a nude picture, you are taking the risk that it will be leaked. It is a risk that is easily avoided. When you take risks that are easily avoided, you can’t complain when the risk actually comes to pass. This is on par with all those fail videos of dumb chumps trying some stupid stunt and getting hurt. Its a stupid game, and has stupid prizes.
Do I think its unreasonable for a school district to fire a teacher because the nude picture she was stupid enough to release into the wild gets passed around by teenage boys in her class? Actually, no I don’t. Its a distraction and undermines her effectiveness as a teacher.
I think it’s a somewhat trivial reason to fire her, but I think it exposes a lack of forethought that impeaches her credibility as an authority figure in the classroom. If I’m making the decision, she gets canned if she’s a middling or bad teacher, and she gets a slap on the wrist if she’s an otherwise good teacher.
/union boss hisses like Dracula seeing a crucifix.
Looks like we may need to upgrade from Guido crucifix to exorcist crucifix
The Fappening was 5 years ago. Anyone that took a compromising photo with a smart phone after that is a complete fucking idiot.
The relevant question here is whether or not the school district’s terms of employment include any form of morals clause that would justify the firing. If yes, then she broke the rules and gets fired. If not, she collects a big settlement.
Fair enough; we’d need to know what her contract says and how good a case can be made that she broke a particular requirement.
*click*
Huh?
I once had a gal pal – drinking buddy and part of our 80s dance party group – send me a full-on pussy shot. She was apparently sexting her boyfriend and uh, managed to send a photo to me.
Second Text: “Please Please Delete that!”
Third Text: “I didn’t mean to send that to you.”
Fourth Text: “Please!!”
Me: “No problem. Will Delete” (after much studying).
Heh. The girlfriend got a random dick pick on Facebook from an Aussie we met during Viva a couple years back. He immediately sent an apology and that he meant to send it to a different (girlfriend’s common first name). And asked her not to tell me, because he thought I’d get mad (and go to Australia to find him?).
“Attained”?
I get phone calls all of the time from all over the world and some that read from a local town. I dont recognize any of the numbers so i never answer them. Fucking cons. After answering maybe two of them I learned.
Who hasn’t learned that you never ever ever ever take nudies and put them out there into cyberspace? She is a dingbat. Never put anything on your phone or on the net that you aren’t willing for the whole world to see.
*Isnt it so nice that communication technology has skyrocketed to unimaginable levels and yet because of all of the grifters we are afraid to use it. I communicate less today than I did 30 years ago.
Back when I started work as an engineer in the mid 80s, I was taught never to write anything in an email that I didn’t want to read on the front page of the local newspaper. Once you hit the send button, it is out of your control.
We have a generation of people that are taught this and just don’t care until it hurts them personally.
Manatees face new challenge in Florida from harassing, non-native armored catfish
Am I the only one that wants to just stop beating around the bush, and eradicate the Manatee population? They get in the way of boats, live in shallow swamps that are begging to get paved over, they’re not even cute, and apparently totally helpless in the face of damn near everything….
“Water Pandas”
Lol. But nature can never change. Humanity must stop change.
I find it quite telling that these advocates of science often times are completely illiterate to the whole study Charles Darwin did and posted under the hypothesis of “Survival of the fittest”. The fact that mother nature/the universe/guy in the sky/aliens have wiped trillions of species, just on this planet, has wiped out trillions of organisms, and millions of species seem to escape them. No wonder they believe in socialism.
#nukeTheManatees
They actually really love to hang out at the water outlet for the nuke plant in Crystal River.
Because its warm and aerated? Kill them. Kill them all.
They are hoping for some cool mutations, would be my guess.
Gotta nuke something.
Water hyacinths. The lowly sea-cow is the only predator of the water hyacinth and without hungry-hungry (sea) hippos, the interior waterways of Florida quickly become an impassable morass.
*dumps 55g drum of roundup into swamp*
You’re welcome.
And thus was born the era of tyrannogator v. titanoboa. And all of Florida did tremble and quake.
*sets DVR to record*
I like manatees just fine. What I would like to eradicate are the asshole boaters tear-assing down the Santa Fe at 40-60 mph. Fuck them.
Really…fuck them.
Having lived in a sailboat for many years and in a house on a canal for a few, I wholeheartedly agree.
A supplier just sent back my sales tax exemption form because I didn’t hand write in their company name at the top of the page. Apparently, that’s too difficult for them.
Do it in crayon.
OT: But it is nice to see that Democrats don’t universally suck.
She just doesn’t understand that America is the most evilist. She’s not a real woman obviously.
Someone doesn’t have presidential aspirations.
Is it true that you once implied America was great despite all evidence to the contrary? — Martha Raddatz
>>the first Vietnamese American woman in Congress,
ding ding!
ding ding!
That’s RACIST!
Ha! That’s my congresswoman. She’s a Democrat, but ‘back’ from when clinical insanity wasn’t a requirement.
Also, she changed her name. She’s actually Vietnamese, from a family that fled when the commies took over, so no surprise she isn’t enthralled with socialism.
She’s kind of a fox, for a congressperson. So she’ll soon be primaried.
Yeah, she’s one of the few ‘woulds’ in Congress. The district is fairly conservative, so the D’s would be total idiots to primary her.
So yeah, the way things are going, they’ll probably do that.
The district is fairly conservative, so the D’s would be total idiots to primary her.
That’s the thing that’s been getting lost. The Democrats didn’t take Congress because of AOC, IIhan Omar, and Rashida Tlaib. They won because of candidates like Murphy or Max Rose out of Staten Island, moderate candidates that can appeal in swing districts. But, the media’s gone on a love affair with the Three Stooges and have put them up as the new Face of the Democratic Party. And just as those districts swung for the Dems in 2018, they can swing back in 2020.
Smart Repub candidates in swing districts will make their opponents either support or disown the nutbar wing of the party. Should be a no-lose deal. If they support the nutters, there go their squishy supporters. If they disown the nutters, there goes their partisan base.
The partisan base isn’t going to vote R because the D candidate is insufficiently left.
It’s the people that write checks that matter.
They won’t Mad. They just won’t vote. That’s a good result too if you’re the opposing R.
But the smarter swing district Democrats know lining up behind the nutbar wing is a loser’s game. That’s why you get Murphy saying this or Rose out-and-out challenging Gulag Barbie to try to primary him. For those districts “I’m as big an enemy of the nutbar wing as the Republicans” is really a place they want to be.
Same thing happened in 2006. Still got Obamacare anyway.
OT: NOW WE ARE TALKING!
about what?
SugarFree?
Don’t blame Alex’s shortcomings on me, man.
It’s good we’re talking. Because we aren’t linking.
And the world just lost another beer magazine. BeerAdvocate has announced they are doing no further print editions, and that the April issue (delivered in PDF) will be the last issue.
There are still print magazines?
Combat Optic Battle Ready Assistant
https://youtu.be/Fw3ESuZkCig
Nice!
That is hilarious.
That indoor rifle range is giving me a chub.
Late to the party. I like the cliffhanger ending.