The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 22: The Gay Blade

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337 Comments

  1. Yusef Adama

    Ok that was funny, yugely!

  2. Tonio

    I love the intro. That’s the perfect Hillary visual.

    • DEG

      Seconded.

  3. MikeS

    That tongue-bitter. Ha!

    Very nice, CPRM. I loved it. Worth every penny I give you.

  4. TARDIS

    Nice, but who is the thicc one in the white sexys?

    • hayeksplosives

      Well, one of you Shitlords made this:

      https://imgur.com/a/jVTo69Z

      But I know nothing of the original reference.

      • Sir Digby

        ::slowly raises lowers hand::

      • Chafed

        Look at you getting fan mail.

  5. Heroic Mulatto

    SHUT THE FUCK UP, TRUMPTARD!

    • Jarflax

      Fair and balanced kneejerking tonight?

      • Spudalicious

        SHUT UP, LIBTARD!

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I’ve always been crazy like a fox.

  6. Sean

    That was beautiful.

    *wipes away tear*

  7. The Hyperbole

    This is some Bullshit, I thought patrons got a one time shout out in the credits. I feel dirty and used, I’m going to go cry in the shower.

    • CPRM

      I didn’t realize I hadn’t recorded anything for the credits until I was finishing up. And your first payment isn’t until the beginning of next month, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!

      • Jarflax

        If you aren’t named next Wednesday we’ll sue!

      • The Hyperbole

        Damn straight, that’s gotta be some kind of slander or market manipulation.

      • Jarflax

        Hateful silence

      • R C Dean

        Never change, Hype.

      • Chafed

        You don’t have to worry about that.

    • Crusty Juggler

      Always trollin’.

  8. Florida Man

    Sorro the gay blade is one of my wife’s favorite movies. She was elated to see it on the marquee in “Joker”.

    • Florida Man

      Zorro. Auto correct + sidebar blocking = fun errors

      • Jarflax

        You’re safe, Gay porn producers appear to have missed the bet, a search for sorro the gay blade turns up nothing.

    • Sir Digby

      Sorros the gay blade

      FIFY

  9. Count Potato

    Noice.

  10. Count Potato

    I can’t make out the last line the hat says.

    • CPRM

      “Because you’re not a Great American!”-Sean Hannity

  11. Timeloose

    Is that Hillary into a parody of Prince of Darkness dream?

  12. Timeloose

    I laughed hard a few times. Great stuff.

    • Timeloose

      “I think their all retarded. Some of them physically as well as mentally. “

      That One got me good.

    • Rhywun

      #metoo

      The interplay between Trump and his minions… most excellent!

  13. Spudalicious

    Nicely done. The “physically retarded” comment was directed at OMWC.

  14. Crusty Juggler

    VSCO-ween

    skskskskks i oop

  15. Fourscore

    The stains on the tie/shirt tie the whole video together. Today was like watching presidential history unfold. The best of times. I am grateful to all of you that make us pedestrians a part of it.

  16. Don Escaped Texas

    Schlafly Oatmeal Stout

    reasonable, nothing special; inferior to the Poet or Guinness but serviceable

    $11 for 6, so not a great value

    • Spudalicious

      I had an Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrel Stout. Nice stuff, decent price.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        cashier had cute frames and didn’t mind my noticing at all

      • Spudalicious

        Noyce.

      • R C Dean

        Its the little things.

    • C. Anacreon

      Named after the late Phyllis Schlafly, I assume?

  17. Crusty Juggler

    This was very good, CPRM. It reminds me of Kyle Dunnigan, and he is a professional comedian.

  18. Chipping Pioneer

    More irritating:

    Greinke vs. Scherzer

    OR

    Seles vs. S. Williams

    Discuss…

    /also: nice work, CPRM; Hillary intro was creepy

    • Don Escaped Texas

      Game 7

      I’m carding it out, of course. My son is a huge Houston homer; I’m a fixed NL man; we’ve watched many games together in that park (more an arena, really).

      a/ meh: the season’s over; the championship isn’t remotely as interesting as the season, as the journey

      b/ meh: AL home rules

      • robc

        NL is gonna win. Astros are still NL in my brain.

      • Jarflax

        ^This. And Brewers are AL damn it.

      • robc

        You mean the Pilots?

        Also, hoping the Expos can finally bring a title to Washington.

      • Jarflax

        You aren’t old enough for that one! Hell I am not old enough. I was 16-23 months old.

      • robc

        I think I was born during the one pilots season.

      • robc

        I may not be old enough, but I still consider the Orioles the Browns.

      • C. Anacreon

        That one Pilots season was brilliantly chronicled by Jim Bouton in Ball Four.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        related: fuck the Brewers . . . fuck them in the Bud

      • Don Escaped Texas

        Jarflax: you’re a goddamned genius

      • Jarflax

        Thanks for not Selig me short.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        well played, sir !

    • Crusty Juggler

      Ginger or Mary Ann?

      Darrin or Darrin?

      Laverne or Shirley?

      Leather or Pinky Tuscadero?

      • The Hyperbole

        Both, neither, Shirley, Both

      • Spudalicious

        Your jib is cut in a manner I like.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I expect tha ‘Bole to have terrible opinions, but you disappoint me.

        Leather Tuscadero is an all-timer, and Laverne Defazio drank milk and Pepsi, which means she is used to disgusting stuff.

      • Jarflax

        Egg cream should only be made with Coke!

      • Spudalicious

        There are people with standards and then there’s the rest of you…

      • Spudalicious

        And fix your friggin’ avatar.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I don’t see an avatar, and I assume that I have been un-avatared by the people that be. The man, if you will. Them. The bosses. Those people.

        Shots have been fired – or returned, for those of you who remember your history.

      • Spudalicious

        You need to reload it. WP strikes again.

      • Sir Digby

        Hold on there, Spud–I find CJ’s lack of avatar to be whimsically funny.

        That IS what you were going for…right, CJ?

    • Heroic Mulatto

      FUCK THE NATS!

  19. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    OT:

    “He’s No Mr. Nice Guy, but sometimes it takes a Donald Trump to change Washington”

    I think that’s a pretty effective campaign message for him. Somebody on his campaign staff has been listening to the voters.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Ok…but change Washington into what?

      • Jarflax

        The Potomac Tidal Swamp?

      • Crusty Juggler

        Something more comfortable?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        The correct answer was Devastator.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Seriously though, it’s a good message because he’s an execrable person. It’s an acknowledgement that the way Trump wins is via the “fuck the establishment, I hate you so much that I’ll vote for this asshole” voters.

      • R C Dean

        That would be me.

  20. hayeksplosives

    Holy cow, that was hilarious!!

    Thank you.

    Also, Zorro the Gay Blade is one of my all-time obscure favorite movies.

  21. Crusty Juggler

    <a href="https://deadline.com/2019/10/nicolas-cage-star-genre-thriller-wallys-wonderland-haunted-amusement-park-1202771823/&quot;Nicolas Cage To Star In Genre Thriller ‘Wally’s Wonderland

    Cage will play a janitor, forced to spend the night in a twisted amusement park where he is pulled into a living nightmare. As the threatening animatronic characters come to life, the janitor has to fight his way from one monster to another to survive until morning and get out of the park.

    Sometimes life is just worth living.

  22. Crusty Juggler

    Men are funnier than women, study claims

    “You want the worst and the best comedians to try because you never know. This study will cripple bravery.

    “I really think it’s unnecessary to do this study. They could’ve done something progressive.”

    63% of women are intimidated by dumb stories.

    In many of the studies they looked at, men and women were asked to write a funny caption to accompany a cartoon – and then independent judges rated their funniness without knowing their gender.

    Dr Gil said the results found that “to the best of our knowledge, on average, men appear to have higher humour production ability than women”.

    A, that was their poor editing. Two, print this up and put it next to your wife’s makeup or shoes or in the kitchen so she sees it.

    • Jarflax

      Nest thing you’ll be claiming men are more athletic! despite the clear proof to the contrary

    • Gender Traitor

      He says evidence suggests humour plays a “major role in mating”.

      The lecturer said women tend to look for a sense of humour in a partner as it is “strongly correlated with intelligence”.

      Can confirm.

      Aside to CPRM: You made me laugh.

    • Ted S.

      The pig says, “My wife is a slut.”

    • Rhywun

      +1 clinger

  23. Chipping Pioneer

    Instant Pot keto Buffalo chicken soup. Throw a little fresh dill on top. Outstanding.

    • Spudalicious

      That sounds good.

  24. Crusty Juggler

    Federal judge nominee breaks down in tears as American Bar Association reveals his fellow lawyers say he is lazy, arrogant, entitled, close-minded – and claim he is unwilling to promise to be fair to the LGBTQ community

    One of President Trump’s judicial nominees started crying in the middle of his Senate Judiciary Committee hearing over a particularly brutal review of his work in an American Bar Association-signed letter.

    Lawrence VanDyke, up for a spot on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, was questioned about the contents of the letter by Sen. Josh Hawley, a Republican, who noted that it said he was ‘arrogant,’ ‘lacking in the knowledge of the day-to-day practice of law’ and ‘would not say affirmatively that he would be fair to any litigant before him, notably members of the LGBTQ community.’

    Ironic, because crying because people were man is totally gay.

    • Crusty Juggler

      *Mean* Gosh.

    • Brett L

      Cry at home with an empty fifth of liquor and a pistol in your mouth like a man you fuck.

      • Spudalicious

        Daaaamn.

      • Brett L

        Too much?

      • Spudalicious

        Florida man at his finest.

      • Crusty Juggler

        Brett gets it.

      • Mojeaux

        That was kinda hawt.

      • Spudalicious

        Precede that with ex-sex and you’ve got a chapter.

      • Brett L

        Or just have the ex tell him that after the sex.

      • Mojeaux

        Bookmarked.

  25. Crusty Juggler

    Nice Patagonia shirt.

  26. Don Escaped Texas

    the tallest mound of shit in human history

    MILAN — Fiat Chrysler Automobiles NV and Peugeot maker PSA Group of France have agreed on the terms of a merger that would create one of the world’s largest auto makers by volume with a market value of $48.4 billion

    If you thought a Citroën was a certified POS before, wait until you’ve asked Tony to fix it again.

    • Don Escaped Texas

      Nash-Kelvinator-Hudson trophy for 2019 is awarded to . . .

      • mikey

        Hey, now. I learned to drive in a Peugeot (403), my first new car was a Renault (R10), and we once owned a Citroen (GS Break), and I turned out sort of ok.
        The Citroen was a cool little car until it dropped a valve.

        And yeah, PSA is basically French for British Leyland.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        I had a C8 in Rouen on a project recently: it’s garbage, basically a Pontiac Montana without the class.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        college roommate had a yellow LeCar he called Mr French

        PSA was the largest customer of the French firm I worked for

    • Jarflax

      Now if only they can get Lucas revived and onboard to handle electrical. They can really set the automotive world on fire.

      • Tejicano

        Don’t call on the prince of darkness!

    • Crusty Juggler

      Citroen DS was an incredible vehicle and proved the Frogs, at some point, knew how to engineer good.

      • Jarflax

        You know who else tried to engineer good?

      • Crusty Juggler

        Tesla?

      • Crusty Juggler

        Carrol Shelby?

      • Crusty Juggler

        John DeLorean?

      • Spudalicious

        Mayans?

      • straffinrun

        Thomas?

      • Don Escaped Texas

        hell, the French invented engineering . . . even the word

        balistique, moment, Carnot, Eiffel, Diesel, baïonnette

      • mikey

        Their hydraulic suspensions required extremely high tolerances. Beyond that required for regular automotive production. As a result Citroen was at the time a world leader in precision mass production.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        My son’s namesake had a 2CV or similar in Brasil in the 50s that ran okay enough for five years

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is that desperation I smell?

      • kinnath

        All I know, is that Nissan/Renault backed out of merging with Fiat/Chrysler because of regulatory issues. I was overjoyed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And Nissan conspired with the Japanese government to get rid of Ghosn when he attempted to formalize those two.

      • kinnath

        yup.

        Good thing I don’t need to buy another vehicle for 5 or 6 years.

        Hopefully they don’t fuck the company up too much.

    • Crusty Juggler

      Your overrated list – my beloved Orangemen, Iowa State were on that list for sure – is really accurate. Good on ya.

  27. hayeksplosives

    This game 7 is getting good…

    • Chipping Pioneer

      I’ve got to get up at 5:30. Could they just call it after 7?

      • hayeksplosives

        Lolz.

        Nope. This is a fight to the death, no matter how many innings.

        The commenters just mentioned that the Astros and the Nationals share the same preseason practice facility, so the losing team will have to see the winning team’s banner at that facility next year.

        Ouch.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        same preseason practice facility

        “which is unique”

        by what standard could he possibly mean?

  28. Old Man With Candy

    This made me so happy.

    • Crusty Juggler

      The death of Kevin Spacey’s accuser?

      • Chipping Pioneer

        “Then you pinch him between his balls and his butthole.”

      • straffinrun

        Taint spanking monkeys would be a good band name.

      • Spudalicious

        “I love working three of you at once.”

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, something out of the Godfather.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I had to give Schiff and Schumer handjobs before being sworn into office…like playing the world’s smallest violins.

      • Gender Traitor

        “…and then I grabbed her nipples, and it was SOOOOOOOO good…”

      • Gustave Lytton

        “So I met this guy named Swiss Servator and he was all like…”

      • Tejicano

        Well, she’s got his politics down pat, may as well go for his mannerisms too.

      • Sir Digby

        “And here, we see the Representative demonstrate the mating dance of the Soft-shell Crab people”

    • straffinrun

      Oswald gave JFK an earful.

      • Brett L

        Back. And to the left.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The Kennedy boys spit roasting Marilyn Monroe? Wannafud?

      • Brett L

        Sorry. That’s the summary of the 2nd shooter argument from the Zapruder film. JFK’s head move back and to the left so the shooter must be in front of him.

      • hayeksplosives

        Man, you made me sputter my cocktail!!

      • Sir Digby

        sputter my cocktail

        That is a rather classy euphemism.

      • hayeksplosives

        I will demonstrate when we finally manage a North Texas Glibs meet-up

      • Sir Digby

        ::slowly raises lowers hand::

      • Don Escaped Texas

        Joe T Garcia’s patio or bust

      • Tejicano

        A former Marine buddy of mine – Korean War vet, stayed here after being stationed here after that – told a small group of us that he was Oswald’s shooting coach on the rifle range. Talk about doing that one job so well.

    • KSuellington

      I don’t care what that author thinks, I’ve invested a lot of time and effort into a sexy Sirhan Sirhan costume and it’s not going to waste.

      • Sir Digby

        sexy Sirhan Sirhan

        Band name. Totally.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is she even old enough to remember RFK? And who is dressing up as Sirhan Sirhan anyways?

      • straffinrun

        It’s gotta be a parody. Funny as hell even if it’s not.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yeah, I’d say this most micro of microaggressions just punctuates her view on the absurdity of it all.

      • Chafed

        It’s from Clickhole. It is a parody.

      • straffinrun

        Well done parody, too. Believably absurd.

      • KSuellington

        Heh, heh, it’s tough to tell anymore. Well done.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m going to get off my lawn then. I’m not up on the parody sites.

        Babylon Bee is still real, right?

      • Crusty Juggler

        Maybe.

    • Brett L

      Who the fuck dresses up like a B team assassin?

    • Tejicano

      OK, wait a minute. So now anti-zionist Palestinians are NOT good anymore? When did this happen? I’m trying to catch up here.

  29. Don Escaped Texas

    Trump adviser steps down

    top adviser for Russian and European affairs is leaving his job at the White House, a day before he’s scheduled to testify before the House impeachment investigators, a senior administration official said Wednesday.

    Tim Morrison owes his job at the National Security Council to Trump, but his testimony Thursday in the House impeachment inquiry might be central to a push to remove the president from office.

  30. straffinrun

    Lemme guess since I’m not watching it. “The Nationals are 4 outs away from becoming the champions of baseball. The Astros are gonna have to dig deep and find out what they’re made of.”

    • Chafed

      I haven’t watched baseball since the second strike. I’m sure you are right.

      • straffinrun

        “It all comes down to this. A whole season of baseball.”

      • mikey

        But did they “show up to play”?

      • straffinrun

        “Yessir. They’re putting it all on the line.”

      • straffinrun

        “And that, my friends, is the fat lady singing as she pounds the final nail into the curtains.”

  31. Gustave Lytton

    SugarFree has forever changed Subaru commercials for me. The one where the daughter pushes the parents over the cliff has been airing repeatedly tonight.

    • hayeksplosives

      That was his finest work.

  32. Chafed

    Airplane is on Showtime. That movie is still hysterical after all these years.

      • Sir Digby

        My sincere apologies for not being of use with the ‘toon, CP.

      • CPRM

        I wasn’t going to change anything, just wanted to see if it was going to be a major fail. You’re good hombre.

    • Gender Traitor

      Agreed. One of the all-time greats.

      • straffinrun

        Roger.

      • Gender Traitor

        Roger is the greatest.

      • Chafed

        Over

      • Sir Digby

        No, you better check on it.

    • Crusty Juggler

      Chump do’ want no help chump do’ get no help.

      • Rhywun

        Surely, you can’t be serious.

      • Akira

        There are cast interviews on the DVD version that I have. It has the two jive-speakin’ dudes speaking regular English but with Jive subtitles down below.

    • KSuellington

      Looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

      • hayeksplosives

        I still say that at work.

  33. Don Escaped Texas

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/auburn-tree-poisoner-fails-to-appear-in-court-for-hearing/ar-AAJAGtI

    OPELIKA, Ala. (AP) — The University of Alabama fan convicted of poisoning Auburn University’s oak trees failed to attend a hearing Wednesday on
    why he hasn’t paid court-ordered restitution. . . . Harvey Updyke, a retired Texas state trooper who lives in Louisiana. . . .Updyke pleaded guilty in 2013 to poisoning trees at Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner. Court records show Updyke has paid only $6,900 of about $800,000 he was ordered to pay in penalties and restitution.

    • Sir Digby

      a retired Texas state trooper

      I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and guess at the reason he didn’t show

      • Don Escaped Texas

        he’s going to jail

        nothing wrong with being sick, but your attorney makes those presentations at the right time; if you don’t show at all, no Texas court is going to defend that shit

      • CPRM

        He was shooting a lady in her own home?

      • Sir Digby

        Oh, doesn’t have to do anything. Simply being a retired trooper is reason enough to ignore whatever the plebe court says.

  34. straffinrun

    Perfectly fitting for DC to be hoisting the trophy of a crony capitalist league.

  35. straffinrun

    Can someone do me a solid and hook me up with some 2019 anthem rock? My hatred of humanity is wavering.

      • straffinrun

        Perfect. My hatred is topped off.

      • CPRM

        I’d think if we were running it the tower response would be,”quit asking me for permission, you sissy bitch! And stop interrupting my black jack game with these hookers! Hold on, I gotta do a line…Hey, you messican get back here, we haven’t had ass sex yet!”

    • Rhywun

      Oh, well done. Perfect combination of “I love this song” and “I haven’t heard this song in decades”.

      • Mojeaux

        Comments were all “1984 was best summer evar” and then I realized, 1984 WAS the best summer evar.

      • Gender Traitor

        That autumn wasn’t too bad either.

      • Sir Digby

        Meh–I’ll stick with the redhead.

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s always the right choice.

      • Gustave Lytton

        But which redhead? There’s three in that VW ad.

      • Gender Traitor

        Sorry, but I’m NOT going to be the one to say “Why not all three?”

      • Sir Digby

        There’s three in that VW ad.

        I only see two, men included. Unless the bald guy is naturally ginger….

        As for the two? Yes.

        That’s always the right choice.

        ?

      • Gustave Lytton

        The guy at the end of the table is a ginger at 0:32. See the beard.

      • Sir Digby

        The beard is, but he’s more auburn-ish up top. At least, from what I see.

        Split the diff. And, he can watch on cctv.

      • Gustave Lytton

        ?

      • CPRM

        You ladies should be the ones to lure invite this lovely lady into my trap to our site, it would just be creepy for me to do it.

      • Rhywun

        Gawd. 16 year old me was all over that.

      • Sir Digby

        Are you kidding? 48-year-old me is all over it.

        Enjoy.

      • CPRM

        I think he was ‘all over it’ for reasons other than the vocals.

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s really cool when the background vocals come in!

        I’m off to bed. With any luck, that’ll be the soundtrack of my dreams.

        Nighty night, all!

      • Sir Digby

        ‘Night, yo!

      • Rhywun

        CPRM gets me.

      • Gustave Lytton
      • Sir Digby

        CPRM gets me.

        Oh, chepped liver over here, huh?

      • Sir Digby

        or, chopped, for that matter.

      • CPRM

        Gustave, you made me feel like a pervert. This is the first time I ever got hard looking a bowl of rice.

      • Rhywun

        Oh, chepped liver over here, huh?

        Fine. You get credit for acknowledging my teenaged attraction to the Nordic pretty-boy too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Her knife skills have been rightly critiqued before, but she wears AC/DC and Kraftwerk t shirts and she can make a sammich. If it wasn’t for her hideous tattoos, I’d be in love.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And she needs to clean her stove.

      • Sir Digby

        And she needs to clean her stove.

        I…..wouldn’t know.

        /Damn, these euphs are getting interesting! Disgusting, too.

      • CPRM

        I bet she uses an automatic oven cleaner, if you know what I mean…/virgin

      • CPRM

        Ok, I’m going to lay down for a few hours and pretend to sleep so the man doesn’t catch on, but first some pre-fame Fastball.

      • Mojeaux

        Is “Take on Me” the new “Never Gonna Give You Up”? Seems like I’m seeing it everywhere.

      • Rhywun

        Nah. I don’t see them becoming a punch-line.

      • R C Dean

        Summer before law school, so, yes.

    • straffinrun

      You know what else only the lonely can play?

      • Gustave Lytton

        John Candy?

      • CPRM

        And getting to hook up with Ally Sheedy.

      • Sir Digby

        True, but he’s partnered up with Jim Belushi…

      • Gustave Lytton

        As time goes on, I’ve realized that the hot chick in WarGames is Juanin Clay. Sadly she died far too young.

      • Sir Digby

        Ah, yes! I was hoping she was who I was thinking of.

        Gustave–on point.

      • Rhywun

        I dunno but the Japanese anthem is playing on my DVR right now and once again I want to slit my wrists.

        WTF is up with that thing?

      • straffinrun

        I love Kimigayo. It’s the best anthem. You disappoint me, Rhy.

      • Rhywun

        Oh, it’s nice. It just strikes me as kind of dirge-y.

      • Sir Digby

        Maybe you have the wrong region dvd player.

        Yes, I’m kidding–don’t “boo” me.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Rhywun just ousted himself as a communist teacher.

      • Rhywun

        I’m not gonna lie – the Commie anthem is particularly stirring.

      • Sir Digby

        dbl serves it up good!

      • CPRM

        Those aren’t the words?

      • Rhywun

        I am speechless from the doubling over with laughter at that.

        I’ve listened to the original enough times to kinda-sorta match the real lyrics.

        But now I’m in awe of whoever created this.

      • Mojeaux

        Ms PacMan?

    • CPRM

      What’s with all that ‘boomer’ stuff in the replies? Is that a thing, like people thinking old people are the ones who don’t like Trump? I haz confuse.

      • Mojeaux

        It’s poking at them for being old, out of touch, and/or unable to detect or take a joke.

    • Rhywun

      LOL my first thought upon seeing dog-gate was “What is Dr. Gu’s reaction?”

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’d crawl out of the ER before I’d let that hack work on me.

    • Q Continuum

      Blue checkmark = retard.

  36. straffinrun

    Happy Halloween ?, Glibs. Back to work for me. Just remember that “Boo” means “fart” in Japanese.

    • Sir Digby

      I think glibs are familiar with that ghost shit.

    • Chafed

      Godzilla just came on. (For real) Be careful out there.

      • Chafed

        Ok, it’s the remake with Matthew Broderick and it’s completely unwatchable.

      • Sir Digby

        Poor Matt….I just don’t think of Ferris when Godzilla is the topic.

      • Rhywun

        Poor Matt…

        No kidding. He was the it-boy of 1986 and look at him now.

  37. KSuellington

    It’s the night before Halloween, so with Nosferatu playing in the background I read the voter’s guide, they both want to suck my blood. Funny that the local branch of the Libertarian party wrote most of the rebuttals. All that shit will get passed, a nice new fat bond for “affordable housing” that will tack an extra hundred or two on my property tax bill.

    • Sir Digby

      It’s always such a treat to see that “affordable” means someone else paid.

      • CPRM

        AND, the price is inflated, because we can’t have poor people living ‘substandard’ housing, that standard being set by some bureaucrat getting kick-backs from all the contractors.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Breaking legs and handing out rickety crutches.

      • CPRM

        Meh, a rickety morphine pump is probably more apt. Crutches can actually lead to the problem being healed.

      • Sir Digby

        To be fair, if the problem is ‘not enough morphine’, that pump will probably be a ‘positive’.

      • KSuellington

        It is much more affordable for me to have you pay for it. I’ll vote yes to you paying. It’s really only fair.

    • Rhywun

      Be sure to thank Big Brother for “reducing” the homeless count to x greater than it was last year.

      • KSuellington

        There is actually a proposition to make it easier for the city government to build affordable housing, that is to reduce the burocracia that prevents more building. You can’t make this shit up.

      • Rhywun

        It’s the same shit with my governor bragging about tax breaks for fashionable industries. It makes you want to bang your head against a wall, doesn’t it?

      • KSuellington

        It’s infuriating. To save myself from head injuries I mostly concentrate on keeping the family fed and happy. Beer helps as well. Life is a gift. I’m happy to live it. I hope that the standard of living can at least maintain, but it seems like there is a movement against prosperity.

      • Rhywun

        there is a movement against prosperity

        Yeah, no kidding. Gaia wants you to suffer.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Mother Nature is a [banned in MA].

      • Sir Digby

        Bah, ? Gaia, and her underlings.

      • Chafed

        Here in CA there is. Between the coasts, it’s substantially better.

      • Sir Digby

        That offer still stands, you know.

    • dbleagle

      From the rumors I’ve heard I don’t think the hat is big enough to fit Crusty.

      • Sir Digby

        There are rumors? Man, this late-night stuff means I miss out on…well, weird crap, apparently.

  38. hayeksplosives

    I just watched Dolomite (Eddie Murphy) on Netflix.

    Fucking hilarious

    • dbleagle

      I watched it last night. I totally agree with your thoughts.

      I remember Dolomite was part of a three feature night at the drive-in in 1975 that I saw with a group of friends. I thought the Netflix would just be a remake. I am glad it wasn’t.

      • dbleagle

        I saw the trailer for “Midway” it looks like it will be another POS like “Pearl Harbor” was. The historical errors in the trailer were enough for me to damn it. Who the fuck thought it would work to have “Woody” from Cheers cast as Admiral Nimitz?

      • Sir Digby

        A. Just watched Dolemite last night, too. IT was very good, and I’m glad it was Netflix (as opposed to having to wait for it to leave the theater-style Netflix).

        B. That makes me sad about the Midway movie. I wasn’t exactly hopeful about the cast, but, was willing to give it a shot. Maybe, after it leaves the theater…

      • hayeksplosives

        I hear ya cluckin’, big chicken.

        I walked out of Pearl Harbor. Never had done that before.

      • Sir Digby

        Dang! That’s a thumb’s down.

        /never watched it

      • Tejicano

        I vaguely remember seeing that, or part of it, somewhere. Probably on a flight. My memory was that it looked like the director wanted to make some kind of 1960’s beach movie but was given a script and budget for a WWII epic so he wedged as much of his boy-girl romance story into the given script as possible.

      • Sir Digby

        wedged as much of his boy-girl romance

        go on…

      • Tejicano

        That’s why I characterized it as “1960’s beach movie” – about as much sexual tension as a glass of milk.

      • Sir Digby

        a glass of milk

        That’s not milk! EEEEWWWW!!

        /it’s late

      • Tejicano

        “Hey uncle Rob, I got up early and milked the cow.”

        “Arnold, we don’t have a cow. That’s a bull.”

    • KSuellington

      Dolemite was terrific, Eddie returning to good form.

  39. straffinrun

    Mojo nailed it with that ear worm upthread. Been humming it myself for the past two hours. That note she hits at 2:44 is insane.

      • straffinrun

        That’s enough out of you.

    • Sir Digby

      High winds, lots of water, and, now–fire. Japan is getting a snoot full of the elements.

      • dbleagle

        Well they should have read the country inspector report. Who builds next to a continental plate subduction zone.

        (oh yeah, lot’s of folks)

    • Tejicano

      I was watching that on the news on the TV in the gym. I saw them dumping water from a fire hose on the roof. Hm… isn’t a roof designed to shunt water off the structure? Shouldn’t they be dumping that into the structure somewhere below the roof? The roof tiles weren’t going to catch fire so I’m not sure what the point was.

      • dbleagle

        The report says it was the replica constructed in 1992 that burned. It is unfortunate, but surprising they didn’t include sufficient fire suppression. The Japanese are good with the fire codes.

      • Tejicano

        Almost all “historic” buildings in Japan have been rebuilt at one time or another in the centuries since they were first constructed. AFAIK very few old buildings in Japan are as old as you might believe when visiting them. I have seen some specific beams in historic buildings in Kyoto which were the original wood from centuries ago but those are rare.

        In the case of the Shuri castle I’m pretty sure it was just a structure similar to the original castle, built on/near the original site. It’s been decades since I visited it so the details in my mind are thin.

  40. Suthenboy

    “I really think it’s unnecessary to do this study. They could’ve done something progressive.”

    Scrolling through last nights chit-chat and I find this. Good catch Crusty. That is the proggie position in a nutshell. We don’t need to know things that are true, we just need to advance the narrative.

    • leon

      I just think it’s funny that they say , why study this, when you have them thinking dog park rape is the best thing ever.

  41. TARDIS

    Well the west coast and night owl Glibs certainly had a lively time last night.?

  42. BakedPenguin

    Thank you, Mr Snowden.

    • Gender Traitor

      Had the building been despondent?

      • TARDIS

        It’s democratic, so despondent is an understatement.

      • Sean

        Good mornin’ & Happy Halloween ????

      • Gender Traitor

        Good mornin’ and Happy Halloween to both of you fellow Whovians.

      • Gender Traitor

        …and I’m off. (I hang out here, don’t I?) A good day to you both and to any and all lurkers.

  43. leon

    Where are my links?? :Pouts: