Get down with your own bad self.
Monday night ooooooopen post
About The Author
Spudalicious
Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…
Spud, you’re a fine girl.
All the boys tell me that.
What are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQogX88yjg
Being irritated at that “aw, shucks” goober on TV.
Just enjoying a domestic. What are YOU doing?!
Eating potato soup.
Campbell’s chunky? Or did ya make your own?
– 3 small gold potatoes, scrubbed, not peeled, cut into tiny cubes
– 1/4 small white onion, chopped
– boiled in enough chicken stock to cover them
– reduced heat, lightly mashed, leaving some chunks
– added some heavy cream, salt, pepper, chives-in-a-jar, and sour cream
– topped with cheddar cheese and 4 slices of perfectly cooked bacon crubled
Fucking restaurant quality. Not bad for my first attempt.
oh and a large pat of butter that was left in my butter dish
Nice!
That sounds really good.
I was inspired by Suthen (?) mentioning it + some recipes I found online + my changes.
Waiting to do an appendectomy.
Ugh. If I had a nickle…
Better than waiting to have on
Today is Semester 2: Accounting Boogaloo. Wish me luck!
Do it!!!
carry the 1 and fondle the pair.
Good luck.
That’s so sweet and spontaneous. Thank you!
Go home Mike. You’re drunk.
*looks around*
This is not my beautiful house!
debits on the left, credits on the right
The rest is details, until you start with derivatives.
Yeah, thankfully I get that now. It was really tough at first for some reason. I made it about half way through last semester, but finally pulled the plug due to too high of a workload. This semester I’m only taking Acct and one other class. I’ll be able to focus on it much better.
Panty raid now or you’re gay.
Do I ask my wife’s permission first or just do it?
She’s gets the atomic wedgie.
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Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XnplSo8I4
That’s awesome
Good luck!
Ain’t nuthin’ Ol’ Mike can’t handle.
Good luck, MikeS, youdaman!
Double-entry bitches!
Back when The Onion was funny
(the sidebar about Harry is pretty good, tho).
Let me know if you need help.
Work in accounting that accountants hate and dragged some of my MBA class into understanding to some level…passing the class at a minimum.
Good luck MikeS. I tried to find an accounting related video but came up empty.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mammary Monday. Mammary Monday who? Are you an idiot or something?
http://archive.li/Zv9x0
The tits were needed after all the bitchy gossip about British royalty.
The final scene of The Crown will be Princess Markle wearing sunglasses slow-motion walking away from Buckingham Palace while it blows up behind her.
She will not flinch.
She will not flinch.-
Because it’s CGI?
Well yes, but also because she’s so cool and cocky and stuff.
I think I saw that one already. Oh wait, that was a commercial for a credit card.
No, you’re thinking of Natalie Wood singing “The Circus is a Wacky World” until she goes insane, then blows up the mansion.
Something happened while I was aslept? Give me the dirt! OMG OMG OMG Does it involve the prince? *Sips chardonnay*
Possibly.
Does that answer your question?
Literally could have had a conversation about sucking cock and it’d be less gay.
Sure to Europeans she just may just seem like some sort of unimportant princess, but here in America she’s a C-list actress!
Because I was late to that party:
1. Harry resembles Philip too much for paternity to be in doubt.
2. I heard that the Mercedes’s seatbelts weren’t functional, as it was a previously crashed salvage.
3. MM seemed fairly normal if dull on Craig Ferguson, except for the strange “You can pinch me if you like” remark.
His real dad.
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a19586455/prince-harry-real-dad-james-hewitt-rumors/
I will never not believe that Hewitt is his father.
Same. And Castro is the Twink in the North’s father.
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/mystery-canada-pm-justin-trudeau-son-fidel-castro/
And Castro is the Twink in the North’s father.
I may have mentioned this before: my brother’s former co-worker used to play professional hockey – said co-worker walked into his hotel room during one road trip and “a pair of my teammates had [Margaret] twisted up like a pretzel”.
(allegedly)
12…..dayuum
13…..nice melons
Cherce, the whole bunch.
That song starts with one helluva long euphemism.
“100 sailors a day.”
*wink*
– Brandy
100 ships. That’s a lot of seamen.
Much better joke.
Looking Glass is dandy, but Triple M does it for me.
I Fucking knew it!, “oh they say, she died one winter”
I’ll take this from the sidebar.
“Heart and Soul” is playing here.
Heart and soul.
Heart And Soul
(a guilty pleasure of mine)
More heart and soul.
Maybe the nerdiest band name ever.
I hear that song in my head every time the TV news is doing a story about wildfires somewhere.
Also, when there’s a noisy owl in our yard, then I’m concerned she might be coming for me.
There were two loud owls hooting at each other in our yard last night, perhaps that means a threesome?
Owls always foretell of…Mrs Fourscore says no owl paraphernalia in our house. We have loon stuff instead.
I used to sit on my back porch and call in barred owls, but ever since I read Animal’s anecdote, I can’t bring myself to do it any more.
Better MMM
Love that one! I’d forgotten it was his. The Guitar Player Who Got Away used to sing & play it. ***SIGH!!!***
Thank goodness he got away.
Fun fact: If you recall the Monkees binge we had the other night, the song link I posted, “What Am I Doin’ Hangin’ ‘Round?” was written by MMM.
Two summers ago we saw Mike Nesmith and Micky Dolenz perform together, and they played that song, which I always loved. One of the great little known Monkees treasures.
Mike and Micky were a great time, by the way. Only time we’ve ever seen a Monkees show. Unfortunately Peter Tork skipped the tour and died a few months later; of course Davy had passed away a few years before.
i was going for First, but Bacon and eggs got in the way,
Tall Cans!
Wait…why are we eating the same thing at this time?
…and me. The guy who, you know, got 1st.
Temporal displacement= Bacon!
while you were getting a first, I was making God’s food, so there,
Mikey!
Fair point. OK, you win, Tulpa!
I am Tulpa, hear me roar,
as I’m passed out on the floor……
Where IS bacon magic?
*stares at Yusef*
Nice, Spud.
Haven’t heard this one in a long, long time.
I was inspired by the Ford F-150 commercial.
One of the saltiest of songs. I like it.
Just gonna repost this here in case you missed it.
“Ridin with Biden” poster on the wall.
What a bunch of malarkey.
I’m hoping old man commie gets the nod, then gets stomped into oblivion. Joe might have enough Obama scent to make it close.
Obama scent?
Eau de Communist Traitor?
I was thinking tabla raza, since he was a blank slate to project your dreams.
What scares me is he actually polls very well against Trump and seems to do well with similar demographics.
Yeah, cuz polls are so reliable.
I think that’d be rectified once people started really paying attention and they realize the man’s no joke senile.
+1 pool chain.
He’s a little over the line.
The contrast between Trump (who seems to have endless energy) and Biden (who looks like he came from nursing home central casting) would be striking.
Actually a “debate” between Trump and Biden would be hysterical.
They’re usually within a couple percent at least.
If it is Trump vs Bernie, if the economy stays remotely like it is now, a good campaign will be, “yeah, I know you hate Trump, but seriously, do you hate him so much that you want to lose your job? Or have your 401K lose a ton of its value? Or your friends to lose their jobs? Or your taxes to go way way up, so that every goldbrick can live off the dole, while you’re working harder than ever for half the take home pay, and have to wait nine months for a doctor’s appointment?
Seriously, most of those in the middle or moderate Left who actually think about it can’t say ‘let’s chuck it all because I have TDS”. Yeah, you’ll get the usual ultra lefties who orgasm thinking of a Marxist state here, but Joe and Jane social signaler want to have things being comfortable and at least a little something like the country they’ve always known, and jeez, these TV people just keep saying all this about Trump, but everything they say turns out to be untrue, and then quickly forgotten, maybe he’s not worse than Hitler, just a bad guy, but not a fucking commie.
Maybe. Or maybe not.
I’m not convinced enough the voter is all that rational.
It’s all about turnout in presidential elections. Does Bernie motivate enough moderate Republicans, never Trumpers, and low info voters to drive to the polls to pull the lever for Trump, or does TDS bring out enough soccer moms, corpses, and double voters to give Bernie the win?
If “rational” means justifying your petty gut feeling through intentional ignorance and post hoc reasoning…
Tis true.
I can tell you I did not bother to vote for Trump, but if some outright communist dillweed is seriously in the running I sure as shit am turning up to vote against him.
“I’m not convinced enough the voter is all that rational.”
They’re utterly irrational. If people were even remotely rational the whole “Trump is a racist, anti-Semitic Nazi” stuff would be dismissed as the utter absurdity it is. Trump is a loudmouth buffoon and people can disagree with him in good faith. But the whole racist thing is completely ridiculous.
I am on the fence here. I know numerous successful rational people who get their news from NPR and late night (so called) comedians and would vote for full blown Marxism to get rid of Trump. TDS is real and it is fucking scary.
Question for the peanut gallery… I don’t think that Bernard has the staying power necessary to be the candidate, but I think he may take out a couple of the heavyweights along the way. What happens if he knocks out Warren and Buttgieg, and it ends up being Bloomberg?
Bloomy is trying to be the “moderate” but I think Trump would roast him over the Big Gulp nanny state stuff. That’s the kind of thing that Normals will recoil from, even if they don’t care about the finer points of economics.
Proggy voters won’t vote for him. They’ll see him as trying to buy the election. And him standing next to Trump on the debate stage will look cute.
Proggy voters won’t vote for him. They’ll see him as trying to buy the election.
I think they’d hold their noses and vote for him because ORANGE MAN BAD
Doesn’t matter how big of a pony he gets. Bloomberg won’t be able to reach that brass ring.
It’s funny that Bloomberg is using the same ploy that another NYC mayor used running for Prez — skipping the early primaries and putting it all on Super Tuesday — and it failed spectacularly for Giuliani, so I don’t know why he thinks it will work this time. Problem is that the big press starts focusing totally on the front runners from Iowa and NH, so there is just no excitement for the guy working only on the later primaries, and instead he’s ignored. Also — I think I heard Michael Savage say this about Giuliani, one of the few times that DJ has made sense — the NYC Mayor act usually ‘doesn’t play well west of the Hudson”.
Which is a more powerful force, TDS or the repulsive power of Biden cringe?
The Biden stuff is just sad, the man’s turning to dust before our eyes.
“gun reform”? Is that when you add better sights or optics to your firearm?
No silly, it’s when you switch out your 5.56 upper for a .300 BLK.
Blk ouT lyfe!!!
From a distance, that red E disappeared. BID’N perhaps isn’t something he should want to bring up with Ukraine and who knows how many other payoff schemes hanging over his head.
Jeans jacket, beard, and a mullet perm…man the 70s were the shit.
An hour to play a quarter.
Kind of surprised no one is commenting on the game, considering how many were yesterday.
I’ll get it started: Trevor Lawrence looks like Sean Penn from 30 years ago in drag.
I’m just wondering if Mr. And Mrs. Trump are sitting somewhere watching it or if they helicoptered out of there.
Its a game between a south carolina team and a lousiana team.
They are probably safe in the stadium.
Safer than in Washington
Oh sure I just have no idea what the protocol is here since I’ve never seen one of these matches. Had no idea they were gonna show up.
Huh, as I was typing a snarky response the tv showed them both with Steve Scalise sitting up there in the stadium watching. Steve is wearing mardis gras beads – he showed his tits.
Pretty good matchup.
No idea who that is, but just from the name I bet my mental image is spot on.
Clyde is agood strong black name
Edwards probably means that he is a junior of some sort
Helaire means that he is creole, alligator wrestling, snake eating motherfucker.
He is good.
Clyde edwards helaire will be the reason lsu wins tonight.
Book it.
That dude is a football player.
Also, trevor lawrance is a doppleganger for sunshine from remember the titans.
Prove me wrong.
I bet his friends call him sunshine and make fun of him for being gay, even though he probably isn’t.
Im not saying that trevor lawrence sucks dick, but i wouldnt be surprised if he did.
And if he does, that’s okay.
Buy a forklift yet?
Its a complicated situation. I fully understand the complaint of my guys. I really do.
The problem is that for me to buy a forklift that serves all my guys needs, its gonna cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. They need a lift capable of lifting 20k lbs.
There is a lift that they share time with production guys that is capable of that.CBA says leave as is, even though its inconvenient as hell.
I understand their gripe, i just cant justify the cost.
Ive told them that, and they know it. It doesnt keeo them from giving me shit.
TL;DR
Buy a forklift yet?
“Dudes, do you ever want a bonus or a raise again?”
I have to buy two forklifts. At least mine needs are smaller. A 5k and a 10k. But I’m pretty sure my budget is smaller too.
Get them one of these.
Oooh–sound AND lights! That’s pretty good, for that price point.
He’s from CAL -A-FORNIA…
Don’t look so pleased with kicking a field goal, Dabo. It’s unbecoming. Smiles and fist-pumps are for touchdowns.
Sprinkles are for winners.
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Nerd. Don’t do this if you find her.
https://youtu.be/ITmEkC5fCzA
@azealiaswhore
And the LSU cheerleaders are hawt.
http://gostra.com/22-sexy-college-cheerleaders-you-must-see/
I’ve noticed every time I watch Oregon play, they always have the hottest cheerleaders.
Seek help!
The abortion worship on the Left is so fucking creepy.
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/abortion-stories
Might as well go full Aztec and set up an altar.
Teen Vogue needs to take my sketch challenge. That pic looks it was drawn by a fetus.
I reckon you oughta take that back. I kin draw much better than that!
Is that Festus? My memry t’aint as good as it used to be.
“My memry t’aint”
I never forget a taint.
Yur durn tootin, pard.
Since I’m old, the women I know who have been through it are now older and wiser. Not one of them claims it was a good decision. Shit, someone very close to me would be sobbing if she read that piece of shit article.
That is so fucked up.
Know at least one woman who had several abortions in college – and was never able to have children afterwards.
I don’t see this as abortion worship – these are stories about abortion experiences in-response to those who want to essentially ban abortion.
Funny how virtually all them seem pleased with having killed their unborn offspring. Especially considering how, out of 39 stories, only two seemed to deal with medical issues that made the birthing of the offspring in question possibly worse than killing them in-womb. All of the others seemed to be for the cause of convenience.
The kicker euphemism:
Daria sounds like a no shit psychopath. Regardless of your position on abortion, you should at least have humility to recognize you may be wrong.
I bet the ratio of women who have had an abortion to woman who have attemptes suicide is closer to 1:1 than any other metric you could measure women by.
You ever look at the internet and think “WTF is going on?!
It’s pretty obvious. He and his wife are doing threesomes with Paris Hilton.
Pass. I saw one night in Paris.
Laziest blowjob ever.
Who?
This should be just as controversial as circumcision or deep dish.
https://blog.cheaperthandirt.com/shooting-steel-cased-ammunition-in-your-ar-15/
What’s your time worth? More time cleaning vs buying brass.
I’ll pay for the brass
I shoot steel cased 7.62×39 in my AR
#metoo
SKS will run the steel stuff just fine, in my experience. Can’t reload it so I don’t use it, unless someone gives it to me. Only saw full metal jacket in steel case.
There is hollow point 762 but I don’t know how well it expands.
I killed my first dear as a 10 year old kid with an sks. Aww, nostalgia.
This game is going to be track meet.
Hanging out in Squaw Valley the next couple of days. No skiing, just some meetings.
You must ski.
Make the time.
I design ski lifts, I’m not going to ride those fucking things. LOL
The mountains around Spokane got hammered with snow and I’m johnsing for some snowmobiling.
Lol.
Fair enough. Enjoy!
I have done industrial maintenance since i was 19 year old.
I rode my first roller coaster when i was 25.
I was scared because i know how maintenance folk gauge possible future failures.
So do I.
Lol, may be I could use that for interviews
It’s fun – I made it through a couple dozen levels, at least.
Decent food and booze though. How’s the snow pack?
Looks low to me. There is not that much around the Olympic Village. Was sunny this morning but got a dusting today. Looks like a couple inches over the next few days.
Iranian news anchors more honorable than American anchors.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/iran-state-tv-news-anchors-quit?fbclid=IwAR2nKDxi301Rgehck0XZsC8yCyFnp9X5F0Dp8tEH9agVBAB0Ro54_lUc9_M
Christiane Amanpour hardest hit.
Alice Cooper finally transitioned? Brave courage.
“We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves”
Me gusta.
If you have to watch a replay that many times you shouldn’t be overturning it.
I heard two mouse traps go off. I cannot deal with it tonight. Ick.
This is one of those moments when I wish I had a partner I could ask to handle this. I could just be girly and grossed out. I’ll take care of it tomorrow, set more traps and try to find where they’re getting in. I’m ready with steel wool.
You gotta leave it. Deterrent for the other mice. Think Epstein.
For an evening. Then more traps. You KNOW there’s more. Gross
Get some rubber housecleaning gloves.
I have rubber gloves, tongs, and spin traps (also snap traps). Just Ick.
Dude. If I can eat ass, you can throw away a mouse.
Did you note that I will take care of it tomorrow? Dude?
I don’t wait until tomorrow to eat an ass, though.
HM is no proassinater.
This belongs on a t-shirt. Preferably, from a Libertarian Party candidate.
You claim to enjoy that. I don’t enjoy disposing of mice.
That’s what I’m getting at!
Put on a happy face!
Is eating ass an acquired taste?
If so, why go to the trouble of acquiring it?
I’m going to assume those questions are merely rhetorical.
You don’t choose the hepatitis A life, the hepatitis A life chooses you!
Pretty much, yeah.
Just pick up the whole trap and toss it. They’re cheap.
Oh hell yes I’m throwing the whole thing.
Early on when we got the current house, we had some mice (probably still do, but I don’t see evidence of them anymore). I was traveling down to Norfolk for the bar exam, and less than 5 minutes after I left I got a panicked call from my wife. One of the mouse traps went off, attracted the attention of a cat, and the cat took the mouse, trap and all, behind the couch. She eventually shooed the cat into the basement, where I came home to find that the cat chewed out the parts she could reach, and left the rest. Not the most pleasant thing to clean up…
Yeah, I’m unfortunately familiar.
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Ive become numb to it. They get 1-2 squirrels per week, and 4+ moles per week, and bring them to the back porch to dismantle. I can’t keep up with the sheer volume of squirrel tails and mole heads.
I had a mouse last about 25 years ago – my cat at the time played with it for a couple hours and then got bored. I wound up catching the thing myself (it took all night and a lot of moving shit around) and throwing it outside.
I surrounded by hundreds of acres of hay pasture.
In the spring and summer when i and my neighbors get started cutting hay, there are thousands of homeless field mice who make their way to my home for shelter afyer their lands are destroyed.
Poison is the only answer. I buy stuff from the co-op that dehydrates the mice to death. They ingest it and then go looking for water.
I solve my mouse problem and dont have to deal with corpses.
I’m afraid the cat would find a poisoned corpse and eat it and die.
Collateral damage. Good enough for the war state, good enough for tulip.
In all seriousness, the poisin i use is not transferrable to any critter that eats the corpse.
What’s it called?
Tulip, look into diatomaceous earth and put it around your foundation. Good to ward of all sorts of creepy crawlies, but I don’t know if rodents are repelled.
I’ll look it up.
I don’t know how much quackery this is but DE is cheap, so it can’t hurt to try. https://www.diatomaceousearth.com/blogs/learning-center/how-to-chase-away-rodents-with-diatomaceous-earth
Hmm, I’d rather find where they’re getting in and plug the holes with steel wool.
Isn’t that the stuff Pie sleeps in during the day?
I feel your pain.
I had to finish killing my cat’s catch the other day. It was suffering.
Not trying to make a condescending comment, but city folk befuddle me. Poison the fuckers. The smell goes away after awhile if you can’t find them.
I worry about the cat.
What Lachowsky said.
I am watching the show Mom with my husband.
Kathleen Turner just came on the screen.
I IDOLIZED this woman and I just — No. Stop. I don’t want to see this.
Mrs. Hobbit could have been a body double for Kathleen Turner back when she (KT) was young and hot. Mrs. Hobbit is not that young anymore but it still hot IYKWIM.
KT is no longer. In fact, she was sad. She could’ve been a dignified “mature” character, but…
She was not only on a sitcom, not only playing a low-life on a sitcom begging for a kidney, not only looking a lot shorter than I thought she was (not her fault, I guess), but either her acting chops went sideways or she never had any. It seemed she was reaching for her lines, trying to tone down the sultry since there was nary a male in the episode (awkward), and trying to be cool.
It was very sad. I was embarrassed for her.
Last time I saw her was on Friends and she was funny but of course that was like 20 years ago.
Just remember, she was in the Dumb and Dumber sequel….
Yeah.
Please. I have some taste.
Probably not long after viewing that…
Warren and Bernie going after each other. Sad to see red on red violence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPR3RYP0Pbg
HAWT
https://housegoeshome.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/belly2.jpg
Sex during pregnancy can be tricky.
Aren’t you kind of like, jizzing on your baby or fetus?
No. The cervix is closed and if it isn’t, you should be on your way to the hospital.
And there’s a nasty mucus plug.
But that’s my fetish.
What if you’re getting head and she swallows? You’re feeding it jizz.
This man is a true philosopher.
Have some pie
https://www.therisingwasabi.com/mcdonalds-japan-releases-the-adult-cream-pie/
Bullshit. I fucked my wife silly during her pregnancies. Some of the best loving we have ever done.
She still loves me, based mostly on those months.
Pregnancy sex is indeed unique.
Mojeaux gets it…
*satisfied nod*
This is why there are libertarian women…
Heh. Wrote a character who loved fucking pregnant women.
/aside
Every day one of you will say something that makes me feel like I plucked you out of Glibs and plopped you in my books.
Surreal.
Also good: trying to get pregnant lovin’
Didn’t say it was bad. Just sayin’ it’s tricky.
Larf!
Great game but I don’t care enough to stay up until 1am on a Monday night. I know, ok Boomer.
That’s what DVR is for. And it’s only 8:20 here in Manly Time.
930 in gods standard time.
Also, the Pro war military industrial complex is obviously sponsoring this game.
10:30 in tru-time
“I’m Mike Bloomberg and I support this message.”
Political ads are the worst.
Smug looking assholes telling me they want to run to my life.
Turns my stomach.
Same here. Didn’t realize they were going to drag out halftime this long. Got an interview in the morning so I’ll have to watch the highlights.
Earl Campbell is looking ancient.
I believe he has the ‘beetus. I saw an interview with him recently where it came up.
And Jim Brown is old as hell.
Fuck Oprah Winfrey.
That fat bitch has been making bank off of other fat women for decades.
And she’s still here, doing the same thing. Still fat as fuck. Just like the women she’s gotten rich off of.
You’re just jealous.
FWIW, i am too. I wish i had tv show where i talked to people who said obvious ass shit and made billions from it.
She is currently having/had a home built above Telluride up on the mountain. Word from the subcontractors I talk to on occasion is they have/had (not sure) to build a bridge over one of the ski runs for access to her new home. Ya she is a big skier and needs a ski to door home. I look at it as if you are the main contractor on that job and sign a cost plus contract, you can retire in the Caribbean upon completion. Only if I was smarter in my youth I would be that guy. Life happens.
Yeah, well, they’d better reinforce that bridge.
All right. I’m finally going to share this with you.
The best place to get pussy in America.
Uh uh. Not a chance I’m clicking on that.
I’m game.
Total let down. I am going to eat and go to bed.
You deny a convention hall filled with lonely cat women is ripe pickins?
A screening of Cats?
That’s the worst place!
She is still posting. 2 years later.
I created an instagram account and gave her a ?. How long before she fucks me?
Soon.
Uh…not soon enough. 🙁
You didn’t DM her a dick pic? You’re doing it wrong old man.
I wish there were opportunities for black-tie/formal events for people who are not haute société.
Related: The evening gowns of the 50s are absolutely stunning.
What the fuck is a Glibs meetup, chopped liver?
More like canned cat food.
I saw no pâté the last time we met up with Glibs.
It’s pretty easy to get involved in events like Symphony Opening, Ballet Galas, etc if you really want to, and you don’t have to be an heiress.
You being a writer would probably fascinate a lot of the folks at such events.
Look to join an Auxiliary for one of the arts/music organizations, and they will love for you to volunteer and help plan the big night, and next thing you know, you are belle of the ball.
Isn’t that just the plot of “Eyes Wide Shut”?
Really? I thought you had to be a big contributor, not just volunteer. When our life shakes out a little and we light somewhere, I’ll look into that. Thank you!
I’m not a BIG writer, although I do set things in Kansas City. I doubt that would be of interest to them.
I wear a suit when people die or get married.
It would be nice if i had more opportunities to wear one.
I consider it a good year when I break out the sports jacket to go to more weddings than funerals. I don’t get invited to my friends’ kids’ weddings, so I’m happy most years for a 0-0 tie.
I see men in suits every Sunday. It’s nice.
There’s a tradition at Japanese weddings (and some American weddings, no?) which dictates all the guests come up to the table of honor and pour a drink for the bride and groom. We had 60 guests at our wedding and by the time we were done, the wife was plastered*. It was near midnight by the time I got her to the nearby hotel and plopped her passed out drunk ass on the bed. Poor kid. “Mmmm…Nah, I can’t do that”. I was hungry so I left the hotel and got a beef bowl at a cheap chain restaurant nearby. Yoshinoya. Sitting there in a tux with tails and eating it by myself. The other customers gave me some odd looks.
*The bride and groom don’t have time to eat because of all the dumb speeches you have to listen politely to.
Gyudon from Yoshinoya isn’t much different from what you missed out on in the hotel room. At least texture wise.
Yoshinoya is pretty juicy. That wasn’t on the menu in the hotel. She’s a trooper, though. The honeymoon was Down under. Australia.
My neighbor had a “formal” birthday party on Sunday. Plenty of tuxes and gowns.
It was at a local non-profit space, the music was a bluegrass band, we set it up in about 90 minutes and tore it down in about 30.
Make your own occasion 😉
(on a side note, the wife is a big fan of Rent The Runway – she had both her gown and her earrings from there).
Paywalled, but: https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-pursuit-of-fashion-the-sandy-schreier-collection-review-for-staring-not-wearing-11578744000 (’50s couture exhibit at the Met)
You and me both, sista.
I love men’s clothing from about 1890 to 1950. My closet is full of waistcoats, ties, bowties, hats, suspenders, and other old-school menswear. I know what you mean – I wish I had more reasons to put it on. Sometimes I just wear it and meander around the local bookstore or sit in the coffeeshop.
It shouldn’t take five fucking minutes for a simple change of possession – the media extensions for commercials are terrible tonight. Capitalism is bullshit.
Joe burrow just passed colt brennan for the single season passing record.
If anyone remembers 2006, the sugar bowl was colt brennan’s hawaii team versus georgia.
Instead of the sugar bowl, the game should have been named the who wants to sack colt brennan bowl.
The best part of that Sugar Bowl was the Hawaii shamans or whatever you’d call them cleansing the stadium of bad spirits beforehand.
They should have asked the bad spirits for their help, instead.
Was that Stafford’s last game?
It didnt work.
And i think that you are right that that was staffords last game.
Hawaii was hopelessly overmatched.
2008 Sugar Bowl, I think,
Wikipedia says…
You are correct and i was fairly close to right.
Yeah, 2008.
Hawai’i spent the end of the 2007 season getting thumped 41-10 by Georgia, then flew across the continent again to open 2008 against eventual national champion Florida, who boatraced them 56-10.
I think the Rainbow Warriors were done with the SEC for a while after that.
I believe it was Bart Starr who said something to the effect that once football changed the game to accommodate sponsors and commercials, that it was no longer the same sport. He might even have said it wasn’t a sport any longer. The NFL and NCAA (FBS) are just promotions for selling Pepsi products: go ahead and count how many Pepsi or GatorAde (a wholly owned sub of PepsiCo) commercials there are some time in a given game. Please note that it is the PEPSI SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW!!!
I could go on and on, but once I really noticed it, it changed how I perceived the entire endeavor. It’s especially noticeable at a live pro game. So much of the game is dudes standing around trying to stay warm or loose waiting for the commercials to end.
I remember for Spiderman 2 or something like that, MLB had the movie logo on the bases of all things. You’d think if anything was sacred jn baseball, it be the damn bases or the ball.
I could never watch this shit at a stadium. I’d go out of my fucking mind.
It’s nice of the NCAA to air this during Japan’s prime time.
Rub it in : )
Hell, I may need to go to bed before this thing is over.
Maybe they suddenly found additional footage to analyze.
Here is my formula for rating thicc-ness. Alright, so a C is just your regular kind of thicc, or basically not thicc at all. 3 C’s equal a Q as 3 C’s make up a Q when drawing one. So thiqq is pretty thicc like that one girl in class who pulls up her yoga pants to where the pants are essentially hiding nothing but you pretend not to look at her and completely fail. And lastly the W. The last and final stage of thicc-ness. 50 Q’s equal a W. Why W? Because why not. And why do 50 Q’s equal a W? Because there might be an undiscovered person who might be that insanely thicc and us scientists need to have a way to label that person. So being thiww is like insanely thicc. There have been no living records of being thiww because a regular person’s body structure can absolutely not handle being that incredibly thicc.
I understand college football rules about player safety and all, but that targeting call against Clemson’s LB was horseshit.
Out of all the targeting calls, I probably understand that one the most. Lower the helmet, get ejected. It’s the “we don’t like scraping paralyzed people off the turf” rule.
I heard this on Sirius Deep Tracks the other day. I had never hear of them before. Tom Petty’s first band. I can’t stop listening to this.
Never heard of them? Huh. Maybe it was the early intertoobs that brought that knowledge my way. In Jr High/HS my older brother was big into Tom Petty and talked about them (mid-late 90s). No idea where he got that info, like I said might have been early intertoobs.
Never was a HUGE TP fan, only tangential. This track is wonderful and TP through and through.
Since you didn’t ask: the band was named for the Mudcrutch Farm, whose owner let Tommy and the boys practice and live in the barn. They played most of their early gigs at a dance hall named Dub’s, which was a short walk through the woods from the farm.
The former farm is now a city park, and Dub’s became the Social Security office a few years back.
Very cool. Thanks for the info!
Playing it for the fifth time so the wife can hear it..
I have to go to bed, but I’ll throw this up there in case someone wants a link for tomorrow, if it hasn’t already been covered.
But it looks like Mueller’s star witness pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking – of the real variety.
Nader was previously convicted in the Czech Republic of 10 cases of sexually abusing minors and sentenced to a one-year prison term in 2003.
Good job, Czech Republic. Assholes.
The Czech Republic was colluding with Trump!
also:
So Nader is OMWC and Spud is the ‘associate’. It all adds up.
Where have I heard this before…
Like minds and such…
Herbstreit just called trevor lawrence beautiful.
I fucking knew it.
They are both gay.
NTTIAWWT.
Herbie’s kids look like Nazi experiments in making the master face.
I’d hit it. *shrugs*
After almost two months of being unemployed and applying to at least 4 jobs a week, I finally got a call for an interview. Only tangentially related to my field, but at least it’s tangential.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!
Huzzah! Rufus approves.
It took 13 months for me to finally be employed in my field, long ago. It worked out in the long run. Good luck!!
In your region? I got a vague understanding of where you live and that really narrows the choices down. Good luck.
Like I said, it’s very tangential.
And no, it’s not selling TVs at Wal-Mart, that’s the back-up plan.
Wouldn’t think less of you if it were. Go get ’em.
It’s porn.
What we don’t know is if it’s in front of or behind the camera.
Sconnies Do Porn…
Family Guy did it.
Of course, the really hot stuff is when she finishes with ‘Go Pack Go!’
Good luck!!
Knock ’em dead, bro!
Good luck bud.
Good luck ‘n’ fist bumps for ya.
A job is a job. Good luck.
It’s OK if I’m a bit sleep deprived for my weekly office visit tomorrow, right?
LOL this game is stupid. What the hell was that call?!
That was ridiculous.
I don’t ever want to hear shit for being a soccer fan again because that was the exact same kind of thing that people who hate soccer bitch about.
Perfectly ok call
https://static.pjmedia.com/instapundit/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/watchoutiran-518×600.jpg
That first reply is awesome.
Clemson is done.
Did a large female create musical sound? Cause otherwise…
There’s about ten of them.
The word “fuck”, when used properly, is an onomatopoeia.
You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.
boing
Stupid goddamn subway took 9 minutes today should be 5 max befor 7 am
Sorry for the inconvenience, Jussie.
Did Jared at least give you his footlong?
Wait–Pie is a pre-teen??
You guys need someone who can make the trains run on time.
*ponders typical 45-minute subway commute*
No kidding. Don’t think he really wants to compare commuting sob stories.
In 45 minutes I can be over 50 miles away.
Is there anywhere worth being at within 50 miles?
🙂
Lambeau Field, Wal-Mart…but what else is there? I’m an uncultured sort of folk. That’s pretty much it, except all the bars; which you’re no longer allowed to drive from in today’s culture.
I find as I age there’s nowhere I want/need to be other than home/work. I blew off a NYE party a couple weeks ago. Because I couldn’t be bothered.
I don’t like to leave home either. But it helps that home is several acres where I can do whatever the fuck I want and no one will ever know.
Don’t get me wrong; I still love being able to walk across the street for groceries and shit. I don’t see myself ever wanting to live in that kind of space. But yeah, I’m a home-body.
Why walk for groceries when you have a car that’ll get you there just as fast? Your walks can be slow and relaxing and and on your own land where you control what happens. When I take a stroll I get to admire or be ashamed of the environment around me, but it’s all under my control. If I don’t like something I can change, if it doesn’t bother me I can leave it. If I want to run to the store, I can be there in a couple minutes by car (depending on what it is I’m looking for of course, ‘exotic’ things may take longer)
LOL I don’t have a car.
But you could live somewhere and have it all, the new fangled motorized horses make it possible!
My total commute is 35 minutes. 25 walking, 5 waiting for the subway and 5 actually riding the subway.
Sometimes off course the wait is less than 5, usually 2
Ok to clear up, 9 minutes was the waiting time in the station. When I got there it was already 4 minutes since the last one so I expected it to come fast, but had to wait 5.
That’s a cherry on top for LSU.
Am I doing my time conversion wrong or did this game really start 6 hours ago?
nah, you’re off – 8:00 start (Eastern) – 4:13 at this point
It seems like it.
Gojira, you still posting tonight?
LSU coach just picked his nose and ate it on live television.
Bullshit!
It was Memorex…
I wonder what that kiddie diddler code for…no actually I don’t…
Did you win 50 bucks?
Still waiting on the Smails kid.
Hold on, there…
‘Kid fucker’ really does mean ‘kid fucker’
Well, if you’re watching the porn you *aren’t* fucking.
Yet.
Check out Mr. One-Thing-At-A-Time over here…
Also: i
Hmmm….that’s not always the case.
I like to have sex with whale sounds in the background with the female’s head underneath a pillow. She has to be motionless.
Pictured
Trump administration expels innocent Muslims because of their culture.
Ed Orgeron’s voice is hilarious.
I work with some black creole folk from south Louisiana who make ed orgeron sound downright intelligible.
He sounds like he’s grinding marbles in there. It’s fun listening to him.
Indeed – it’s not even the accent, it’s the growl.
His name sounds like a futuristic mechanical device for simulating group sex.
When he first started at Ole Miss, he had a local car ad that was downright hilarious.
Glad to see him finding success. He’s earned it.
That guy has some light weight shoes.
Ed O wins a natty and trump is president.
These are strange times we are livin in.
LSU head coach Ed O back when was an assistant. https://youtu.be/n3wuSO59OdM
Wish he would still wear the overalls, but I guess they have a dress code.
I had a tremendous crush on Fairuza Balk, back in the day.
Slum, that’s actually more disturbing than Brochettaward’s stated kink.
/she’s just….off
I like… “interesting” looking ladies.
It’s not only the look, but…eh, more for you, I suppose.
See, also: Debi Mazar
(maybe it’s the eyes I like?)
No, Debi, I get. Although, she could use an implant or two.
I hear ya. I had a thing for early Steve Buscemi.
Snaggle teeth do it for you? Odd, considering…
He has grown into his looks.
Boardwalk Empire Buscemi was semi-distinguished.
Trees Lounge Buscemi, not so much (but that’s a great, sad movie)
Hm. I haven’t seen much of him lately but from a couple commercials for recent movies, I thought he looked kind of scary.
I’m thinking more Parting Glances or Living in Oblivion or In the Soup. Quirky adorable. One of my favorite actors, FWIW.
I remember liking Living in Oblivion, but it’s been forever – looking at the cast now, it’s something of a who’s who. I should dig up a copy.
It’s so great – do that.
Will always remember her for The Craft. Although, Robin Tunney was my crush in that movie.
Wasn’t she Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz remake?
Next you’ll tell us you were also into Judy Garland.
He wasn’t ‘into her’, but was friends with her.
The Return to Oz movie…yeah, she was.
She was also in Valmont as a kid. Not a basis of attraction, but a good movie.
Looking around, it looks like I’m in the minority, but I preferred it to Dangerous Liaisons
https://youtu.be/755BDwzxv5c?t=6
Schmaltsy. High School, yeah, I’m younger than most of you old dudes.
Also high school
https://youtu.be/1gWReOlXYGI
Coming up on my 20yr HS reunion, and either my class hasn’t actually had a formal reunion yet or I’ve never been invited. I don’t care either way.
That’s the spirit!
/hoping no one from HS can track me down for that shite
I actually liked my HS and was briefly running their “booster club” website but it didn’t stick. Now… it’s just old history.
My neighbor (who’s house I can’t see) was my best friend in HS. We’ve spent less than an hour speaking since then. That’s a true friend.
CPRM’s soul-mate.
My last HS contact was about 15 years ago. I’m not very good at keeping up relationships at all.
I, uh, didn’t graduate on time and ended up transferring credits from college. As a result, my official graduation date was a year after “my” class. I got a 10 year post card for the wrong class based on that date but haven’t seen any since. I assume it’s all Facebook now.
Tim Pool is left leaning but he’s against woke culture.
I think it’s just for clicks though. That’s the feeling I get.
That was just an FYI for the last person on earth.
*looks around* I knew that! *Starts Doing the Batusi*
Tundra wants every car in that clip.
It’s trying to snow, but just a little bit too warm.
Premature Snowlification! #CLIMATEchange!
Top.Men. fuckstick that helped foster the Falklands War died.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alun_Gwynne_Jones,_Baron_Chalfont
Piss on his grave. At least Margaret Thatcher was in office when the Argentinians invaded instead of Harold Wilson.
Wife broke her fishbowl in the kitchen sink while cleaning it. There’s a shit load of those fish tank pebbles in the garbage disposal. I’m supposed to get it all out because she is afraid there may be glass in there so it might cut her hand. How did this become my job?
Life Lesson #3: The more it appears that you know how to do, the more you’ll have to do.
How much for all the lessons at once?
Eh, I don’t really know–after learning that one, I felt complete.
Shop vac with small wand?
Man, who you callin’ a “shop vac”?!?
Oh–SORRY! Sorry….
Get in there and start sucking gravel!
That’s a good idea. I’ve got a shop vac. Now I have to check what attachments I have.
like some US politicians, I never understood this garbage disposal thing. Never even saw one.
This is exactly what I want my president focused on.
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/01/13/elizabeth-warren-panders-to-iowans-by-addressing-where-trans-women-should-be-incarcerated/
We must STOP putting TRANS WOMYN in MEN’S PRISONS, where they are PREYED upon, and put them in in with other WOMYN, who can then be the VICTIMS!
My high school experience was decidedly less entertaining, when I bothered to show up.
https://youtu.be/WFTVfAHHfIs
Their own segregated section seems humane but putting them in with biological women is nuts. A half assed weakling in a men’s prison could rule the roost in a women’s prison, at least physically.
I’m trying to figure out how and from where Warren bused in the kids (from the sound of it) who were cheering that pronouncement. My suspicion is that the Iowans who were there are just way too polite.
They’d still be outnumbered by real women, who already have protection assured via gang affiliations. If tough enough they’d be of some value as enforcers for gangs, and so earn their protection that way? Unless the trans womyn population was big enough to form their own gang, they’d have to fall in with someone else to get by.