January 16, 2020 – Washington Bureau
A new Gallup-Quinnipiac-Eyeglass poll has exposed a disturbing weakness in Bernie Sanders’ voting base. According to the January 14th poll, 53% of likely Bernie Sanders voters think that they’re voting for somebody else.
While most of the alter ego voters thought they were voting for celebrities with similar names, like Adam Sandler and Barney from How I Met Your Mother, others believed they were voting for different old white men, like Doc Brown from Back to the Future and Santa Claus.
Lindsay Devaless, a senior beverage engineer at Streetcorner Java and Scones, found the number of candidates confusing. “I’m voting for Barney because he just seems like such a fun guy to take to bed! I’m not really looking for commitment, and his ‘I don’t care’ attitude is so different from my other boyfriends. I loved him on that TV show, and I’m sure he’d love me if he met me!”
After being informed that the person she was referring to was Neil Patrick Harris, and that he was gay, Lindsay expressed her frustration. “Harris? Didn’t he drop out months ago? And wasn’t the gay one named Butt something or other? I remember because it was so metaphorical. Or is it metaphysical? Gah! Politics is so confusing! Why do the Russians have to keep confusing me? Hashtag impeach!”
Joe Steel, a Bernie voter who mistook him for Santa Claus was much more insistent on his interpretation. “What? You’re telling me that’s not Santa?? Get outta here! Sure, he shaved his beard, but you can see the twinkle in his eye and the aura of unrealistic mythology! The guy talks about giving free stuff to everybody! Free houses, free college, free healthcare. He even makes sure you get the good stuff! Like he said, ‘nobody needs 32 different kinds of deodorant.’ Santy only gives the best! Oh, and I have it on good authority that he’s making a list and checking it twice. Those naughty Repuklicons aren’t gonna be getting any dirty coal in their stockings this year!”
When asked about why he’s voting for Santa, Steel pointed to the track records of philanthropists in the Oval Office. “After four years of Hitler, I think we’re all wishing we could get back to those two terms of Oprah. Since the evil Republicans won’t let Oprah run again, we have to vote for the next best thing… Santy Claus!”
Although the confusion may seem to play to the detriment of Bernie, experts believe otherwise. Wallace Oppenbaugh, professor of political science at Northwest Connecticut University and Grill wrote in a recent editorial that “[Sanders’ campaign] stands to gain from the confusion. Just like his ideas and platform are much more palatable to people who don’t understand them, he’s a much more electable candidate when a majority of his voters think that he was in a movie with Jennifer Aniston.”
Oppenbaugh warns, however, that this phenomenon is not universal. “We tried to interview voters who had mistakenly voted for Hillary Clinton, but unfortunately they all committed suicide right after the poll results became public.”
One final insight provided by the poll has quite positive implications for Sanders’ candidacy. Of the 47% who knew who they were voting for, all but two of them are legally dead. The other two are millennial trust fund babies living for free in their parents’ in-law suites. Bonta Aghilorian-Binar (whe/whore) , a Sanders campaign spokesentity, seized on the momentum. “The deceased are a great constituency for Bernie. He relates so closely to them! As somebody who has seen the light, so to say, a few times, Bernie has a good grasp on deceased-American electoral issues. They are really passionate for free college and single payer healthcare!”
While some herald this poll as the culmination of the Sanders campaign, others see it as the beginning of his ascendancy. Martin MacGlide shared his optimism. “If he doesn’t win this year, he can always hop in his DeLorean and drive his way to the candidacy in the 2024 election. The only issue is finding a new flux capacitor after installing the current one in place of his syphilis-riddled heart.”
That was good stuff.
Heartily agreed! Nice work, Trashy.
The deceased are a great constituency for Bernie. He relates so closely to them!
I figured it was because he favors policies that will create so many of them.
Nah, it’s because he’s so close to being one of them.
¿por qué no los dos?
Cause in Muricah, it’s either or. Negro o blanco. Bueno o mal- no Shades of Gray here, hedonite!
“his voters think that he was in a movie with Jennifer Aniston”
You know what we need more of?
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples.
https://www.google.com/search?q=jennifer+aniston+nipp!es&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjG9-OYuYnnAhVLmuAKHeGzAx4Q_AUoAXoECA0QAQ&biw=1280&bih=800
Those things must be adamantine to poke though two layers of shirt.
I love Jennifer Aniston’s nipples.
Now that’s a band name.
+1
My favorite Sanders anecdote:
Report: Bernie Sanders is stealing his neighbor’s newspaper in D.C.
LOL that’s awesome if true.
The news is free but the paper costs money. Only proves senators are underpaid and should get a paid subscription, like franking privileges, so they can keep up with what’s happening in Wash, DC.
That’s how Barry learned what’s happening. Wonder who paid for his paper.
Bill Ayers
You can’t fool me, there ain’t no sanity claus!
Also good stuff Trashy, a little forced at the end but it’s hard to hit that sweet spot in absurdist satire.
Best Marx Bros line ever
+ I was blind for three days.
+ Shyster, Flywheel, and Shyster
I read about 1/2, nodding my head in agreement, before I figured out it was humor. It sure read like a Bernie press release.
Fool me once and I’ll keep on laughing all the way through. Thanks for a reality check, Trashy
Better than the Bee. They knock it out of the park with the headlines, but the article usually feels tacked on. This is long-form parody done right.
(I assume this is parody. The “gulags weren’t so bad” tankies make it difficult to tell.)
My mother has cousins that are about her age, then a second set that are closer to my older brother’s age. Because my mom’s uncle and his wife were sent to Siberia, because of their ethnicity, and she died there. When he was able to return, he remarried. Despite a commitment to the NAP, I want to punch “the gulags weren’t so bad” crowd in the throat.
Think Trashy’s looking for work.
Actually, the Bee guy seems pretty cool.
https://americanmind.org/essays/the-babylon-bee-an-interview-with-kyle-mann/
Ethan Nicolle is another Bee guy. He does a weekly podcast with the creator of Earthworm Jim.
They borrow from the banter here anyways, might as well hire the guy robbing them of an actual article.
Yes, I’m in Camp Bee Lurker. Their recent Hate Birds story pretty much confirmed it for me.
Great job!
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/future-forgeds-new-halex-and-halex-s-carbon-fiber-polymer-angled-forward-grips/
I picked up a Halex recently. It’s really nice. Would recommend.
Looks kinda scarey. I’m sure Gov Blackface would not approve.
Thot Thursday will be voting for Vermin Supreme.
http://archive.li/vsCJS
I wrote in V.S. in 2016
15 and 80.
Nice one Trashy!
HEY YUFUS!
Bacon, eggs, beer and FREEDOM!!!!
No shit.
“senior beverage engineer”
LOL
*golf clap*
I hope that’s not a disc golf clap.
*side eyes Scruffy*
We have standards around these parts…
*hides collectors edition pro frisbee behind back*
Yeah, uhhh… yeah… sure man
I said I kill hippies,
#it’s OK to disc golf while White,
Northwest Connecticut University and Grill …
Gold.
Nice work, trashy.
Is this offensive, or just funny?
Neither
I don’t get it.
That’s what she said
Am I supposed to be looking at the pic on the top left? Whatever it is, it’s cut off and won’t expand so I can’t read it.
Same.
Idk. Maybe I’m no good at this. Two drawings of Uranus and Jewpitur
With no other context just juvenile to me.
Neither.
Oh come on. That’s funny. It’s just a couple of puns.
https://tinyurl.com/vqf8oeo
God damn I hate Pintrest. Just show me a single photo/meme/image/thing.
Conspiracy Theory (kind of):
Pelosi, execrable she may be, is not stupid. I think she held onto the impeachment paperwork until after New Year’s to force the trial in the Senate as long as possible to take Bernie and Lizzy off the campaign trail. She’s is a thoroughly political creature and the primary puppeteer in the DNC. She knows that the best shot at beating Trump is Biden. Get the two lunatic socialists off the campaign trail and Biden can campaign his senile little heart out unopposed.
Maybe. I vote for incompetence.
Definitely a possibility.
I vote for short-sightedness, the inability to understand why Cheeto Jesus does what he does, and panicking about the upcoming election with a slate full of losers. In response, she zigs when she should zag, and I think she’s a mite punch-drunk.
Drunk drunk is better than punch drunk
Drunk drunk and senility are my guess.
There seems a certain willingness among Democrats, lately, to destroy longstanding norms in order to aquire short term gain. For instance: getting rid of the filibuster for Supreme Court nominees, talk of packing the same, various schemes to neuter the Electoral College, etc.
These are not the actions of a loyal opposition, mindfull of the mercurial fortune of the parties. It is, in effect, a declaration of revolution- a purposeful tearing down of institutions that the Democrat party no longer wishes to keep. It is the most dangerous political trend of my lifetime. The Democrats are, in effect, saying that they no longer support the old rules, because they think they can just use the guillotine instead.
They did not get rid of the filibuster for SCOTUS, just everything else. At that point the question wasn’t if they would do it for SCOTUS but when, so may as well be first mover against an opponent that doesn’t respect rules/notms.
Absolutely that is her plan. She’s nutty but she is not nuts. This will be a few weeks off the campaign trail for Senators Sandinista and Lies Like Dog. She wants Biden to win the nomination.
It just might work if Biden’s handlers decide that the wisest course of action is to keep his speaking engagements and interaction with the general public at an absolute minimum before the convention.
I’m assuming she isn’t stupid so the delay was to craft the “Republicans not doing their job” narrative with the press as well as hopefully let other investigations bring in support for their ever changing charges.
I think she heLd off until they could arrange for anew January surprise witness like the guy on Meadow today. A Hail Mary was the only play left to her.
Yeah…I’m not really sure what the deal is with delivering stuff to the Senate while still continuing the house investigation. Seems like double jeopardy (I know real court rules don’t apply) and gives Mitch a good reason to sit on the whole thing till they give him a finished product.
Nonsense. The plan was to drag it out into the general campaign. Mitch called her bluff.
Very good, Trashy! The “I just know he’ll love me!” made me LOL
Good job Trashy!
I have mice, my cat brought me one still squirming, I found a mouse head, and I’m afraid the cat will bring me another while I’m in bed. I’m on my third martini. I’ll be hung over when the exterminator guy gets here. There is not enough booze in the world to deal with this.
On the plus side,I am taking tomorrow off so I have a four day weekend, and have two paintings to finish. Plus, I think I have finalized the recipe for the banoffee pie inspired cake I want to make.
Jealous. I have a stomach thing so I decided to lay off the last couple days.
Booze or cake?
Booze. Cake doesn’t get me drunk.
Sorry, I’ve been there
I want cake.
I feel like getting plastered on sugar.
I’m happy to send you a piece. Or visit and bake for you
I would love that, thank you!
I am getting a tension headache. I never get headaches. This is the third day in a row I’ve had one about this time of night and yet, I have shit to get done.
Tomorrow is my appointment with the lawyer. I have a stack of documents 3 inches high.
Or mice? (I don’t judge.)
Can you shut your Mighty Hunter out of the bedroom, or will he protest loud and long?
He will protest.
Got earplugs?
First hubby & I accidentally brought mice into our first apartment (in an old house) when we moved in a stove that had been in my mom’s garage. I’d moved in a few weeks ahead of soon-to-be hubby, so I was there alone, sleeping on a mattress on the floor. I kept the lights on all night and pounded on the floor whenever I saw a mouse peeking out from wherever he was hiding. Good times.
If a mouse was that obvious, even the dog would catch it, I think. She has dug up and caught a vole. I was not quick enough to make her drop it
I worked for a high end rental company in Fargo. We would have people complain that they had roaches (they had come from places with roaches) We would tell them that they brought them, but they never believed us. When I moved back from Texas, I would put a box together, spray it inside and out with raid, pack it, tape it, spray it again. I even disassembled my vacuum and sprayed it. Rodents are just as gross.
Bernie Sanders looks like the old guys from The Muppet Show.
I’d vote for Beeker over those old coots.
Correct
What the actual fucking fuck
They do seem untouchable nowadays.
That’s akin to Barack and Hillary raising a glass to their “liberation” of Libya. Honk! Honk!
Just… wow.
I assume you mean the Rangers victory?
Playoffs here we come.
In other polling news…
Ugh. Their home in Victoria is about two-three miles from where I lived.
That’s what you get for living in Canada. We should not be normalizing people living in Canada
I loved living there but it was wound pretty tight and populated with blue-noses. The home of Canada’s Green Party that still pumps raw sewage into the Straight of Juan deFuca.
Good stuff. This gave me an extra tingle up my leg:
Still in the dreaming phase of vacation planning. Right now, the top three are Budapest, Japan and South Africa. Maine is also in the running, but I would prefer overseaw
We’re off to Maine this summer – I can’t remember who recommended Acadia, but it looks awesome.
I don’t think you can go wrong with any of your options.
Possibly me – did Acadia this summer, will certainly be back.
We stayed here and it was great – about 20 minutes from the park itself, but Southwest Harbor is far quieter than over by Bar Harbor.
We’ll be back (dog friendly, too).
Yep, you are the guilty party!
We have traveled West our whole lives. Acadia has been on the list for awhile so now’s the time! We have been searching for places away from BH, but we generally do a cabin or cottage. So we’ll see.
Dog goes to the puppy hotel. No way I’m flying him anywhere at his age.
You down for questions as we get closer?
Absolutely.
If you go to Budapest I recommend at least one of the baths if not more, the Great Market to get lunch and check out the awesome building and this fun little (mostly) outdoor museum.
http://m.mementopark.hu/
I’m admitting it publicly for the first time but Budapest has failed to impress me. Unlike, say, Prague, Tallinn or Vienna, if we’re staying in Eastern/Central Europe.
Mr. Fancy Pants World Traveler.
https://youtu.be/l0WLw6WRX4E
Way to assume grrizzly wears pants, shitlord!
I implied xer pants were fancy, not that xe wore them.
Will confirm re: pants after Sunday – meeting grrizzly. If he kills me and sells my organs, I blame you all.
Japan (except for maybe Hokkaido?) can be deeply unpleasant in the summer and surrounding months unless sauna is a preference.
Also the olympics this year. Probably not the best option (unless you’re into that).
I have figured out the banoffee inspired cake. I’ll let you know how it does at work.
“We are now on new anti-constitutional grounds, and the United States will probably never return to the constitutional customs and traditions of its first 233 years.”
https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/01/new-post-trump-constitution-partisan-impeachment-endless-investigations/
Saying that we’ve been holding true to the Constitution for 233 years is pretty generous…
How long were we really holding true to the Constitution?
A few years?
George Washington held it together for a while and then Adams went YOLO with the Alien and Sedition Act
If you’re being generous.
It seems to me that they were pretty true to the concept up through the War of Northern Aggression. Even into the 1920’s they recognized that they had to amend the Constitution to prohibit alcohol.
I put the turning point at the Wilson administration but there is considerable leeway.
Man, Ovi is amazing.
25th hat trick tonight.
75 goals in one night? Impressive.
Will he break Gretzky’s record? I say no, but I’m not sure.
Hard to say.
99 had 50 hat tricks.
He also had 894 goals – Ovi has 689?
I’d be thrilled to see it, but I don’t think Ovi will be around long enough to do it.
OT: Any thoughts on Eric Weinstein’s latest podcast? I’m intrigued by the direction that he’s taking it, but it may also turn out to be tinfoil hat party.
GAO finds Trump administration broke law by withholding Ukraine aid
I’m curious as to what the GAO had to say when the Obama administration threatened to withhold aid until Ukraine fired their top prosecutor. Or any of the other times when they threatened to withhold aid for policy reasons. Like, say, with Uganda.
RACIST!!!!!
Why don’t people say “gag me with a spoon anymore”? Or “all that and a bag of chips”?
I always imagined the chips being referenced were Doritos (aka “the Cadillac of chips”). Thoughts?
Only old people say “gag me with a spoon” and “all that and a bag of chips” and “talk to the hand” and suchlike. XY rolls his eyes if I say something that’s 2 days out of date. “You’re not keeping up with the memes, Mom!”
Sorry my earning a living and carting you around are getting in the way of your amusement, XY.
I’m not old. I just like chips
*grumbles* Stupid kids and their cool lingo
*shakes fist*
The first one is for Valley girls only, so maybe ask one.
The second one, I’ve never heard of.
You have never heard “all that and a bag of chips”?
Might I introduce you to a magical movie known as “She’s All That”. I feel confident that they used that popular 90s phrase in that movie.
You can thank me later
Hard pass.
The original was better.
Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachel Lee Cooke back when people knew who they were. That’s a classic cinema masterpiece comparable to “You Got Served”.
Now I fell like having some eggs.
+1 Sisco.
Thongs were so popular in the late 90s/ early 2000s.
I’m a hipster panties man, myself, so I wasn’t sad to see that fad simmer down
I’ve always had a weak spot for lace lingerie myself.
Someone ran away with it?
ok boomer
Like rain on your wedding day.
*fishes fly out of Chardonnay*
Like all the dudes in Hollywood who are “feminist allies” and end up being sexual predators.
It’s gotten to the point where I just assume everyone is secretly fucking kids. Sick world
Not Old Man With Candy. He does it out in the open.
I hate when this happens to me.
You got some dark posts this evening, Rhywun
Sick fuck. It’s still shocks me how the left has gotten this sanctuary shit so far beyond anything reasonable. I consider myself highly pro immigrant, I don’t want cops pestering people for their IDs for minor infractions, but start breaking NAP laws and get the hell out of here, we have enough homegrown shitheads. My brother got hit in his truck by (what we assume) was an illegal immigrant who had no DL and no insurance. The guy actually made out far better than a citizen would have, they basically released him almost immediately and nothing else happened.
I always have the wrong kinds of accidents.
FILED UNDER ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
Stop conceding the premise you dumb fucks. They’re illegal aliens, not immigrants.
Ah, I don’t know. Both work really. They are technically immigrants once they get here with intent to stay without the permission slip. They did so illegally, if you want to make them aliens that’s fine too.
Immigrants get the permission slip, aliens do not. The argument can be made that a permission slip should be easier or not required at all, but a person willing to break the first law that is an hurdle is more willing to to break the next, and so on.
Apparently he lives with a father and brother. Maybe he’s a Dreamer. In which case whoTF knows what his status is.
The permission slip says “resident alien” on it. Until you get the “permanent resident” one.
Resident alien
Solid 90’s tune there. Dug it, still dig it.
I saw them and God Lives Underwater semi-randomly at The Paradise, back in the day.
Random pairing, but I had a good time.
Every foreigner* arriving in America is presumed to be an immigrant unless he obtains in advance proof that he is not–a non-immigrant visa, ESTA and so on. The U.S. Government firmly believes that every foreigner wants to settle here. That’s why male illegals of appropriate age are required to register with the Selective Service, while foreign students and tourists are not. I spent more than a decade rolling my eyes at the term illegal immigrant before I read about this immigrant/non-immigrant difference.
*Canada isn’t a real foreign country.
Under who’s name? Because it’s not their own, that’s part of why they’re illegal.
Probably their own. I only know that it’s a standard question during the naturalization process. Perhaps, it won’t prevent one from becoming a citizen but it’s a clear negative.
Again, not something illegals go through.
That’s infuriating. He’s the poster child for Trump’s immigration policy.
http://archive.li/9Gwde
NSFW.
http://archive.li/DCYsZ
NSFW.
http://archive.li/lig8u
NSFW.
#3 seems to a favorite of yours, Q. I don’t blame ya!
Trump Starves Americans: Women, Children and POC Hardest Hit
Actually not a bad start really, food stamp recipients went from 44 million to 34 million since his inauguration.
https://www.manhattancontrarian.com/
Far too many healthy working age adults using those credit card like SNAP funded cards. Like these
https://www.oregon.gov/DHS/ASSISTANCE/FOOD-BENEFITS/PublishingImages/oregon-trail-card.jpg
If I had my druthers, the card would be bright red with “Food Stamps” in large black letters. Or alternatively “Social Parasite”. No graphics, no feel good bullshit. Shame is missing from welfare. By intention.
Absolutely. I’ve seen my share of able bodied young people using those cards in line at the store to buy a bunch of crap ass food. In the article it mentions that during the Obama years they actually had a training program on how to sell people that refused food stamps to get on the program.
Huh, I thought they were all the same nationwide. Here it says “BENEFITS” in giant letters across the front.
Nope, here it’s a ‘Quest Card’ looks the same as a credit card. Only 1 local store has a card reader different from the one the one that takes actual money. Wouldn’t want to shame anyone.
Same here, they look exactly like a debit/credit card and work on the same machine. One of the choices is ‘EBT’ on the machine prompts. No shame in that game at all.
Meanwhile, state medicaid saw fit to cancel me because as they see’s it I’v’e got income from my job (from which I was fired) plus unemployment (because I was fired from said job) plus my freelance income. Brilliant bastards that they are.
That is our entire welfare state in a nutshell. Make it so that people who need a temporary handout due to some life complications end up having to stay on it rather than take a job.
Coercive helplessness. Vote D for moar free shit.
+200 years
How much are they charging?
That’s clever.
A report from Florida Man that might prove illustrative:
I was driving down Federal Highway in Ft. Lauderdale today, passing Oakland Bvd. and there was a guy waving a huge Trump campaign flag. He was wearing a grass skirt, no shirt and some other ridiculousness.
For those not familiar with the area, this is not MAGA country. This is far left territory. This is Wilton Manners, the Ft. Lauderdale super-progressive gay area.
And a single dude was out on January 16th, waving a Trump flag for motorists.
I can tell you, nobody would have done this for Bush. Nor Romney or McCaine. Not in that neighborhood.
In 2016 I told everyone here that I was seeing very few Hillary bumper stickers and yard signs. In fact, right before the election I reported seeing just as many Trump signs as Hillary signs on my drive to take the kids to school…. whereas the Obama/Romney breakdown was more like 10 to 1.
So far this year…. lots of Trump signs for this early. Lots of fanatics with big Trump flags in their yard. No democrat stuff yet. It is early, but this is a pretty big sign. All of the water cooler talk is still of the “Oh, everybody hates Trump” variety. But I have yet to hear anyone getting enthusiastic about someone on team D.
It’s amazing that Trump is still able to play the scrappy underdog role even when he’s the incumbent.
I think the impeachment is going to help him at least as much as hurt him if not a bit more.
If it reminds people about the other team… the ones responsible for Kavanaugh and Sandman and the fake Russia investigation… That might not be the persuader, but it certainly fires up the base. And if you are a dude or if you have a son, the Kavanaugh hearings and Sandman should be enough to get you fired up to turn out at rates that are previously unheard of.
I’m a guaranteed L vote for over 30 years. I predicted zero actual votes for Trump last time. I’ll be voting for him this time. Mostly against them, and mostly because of the extreme beliefs of the democrats and their attack on people who look like me.
“and their attack on people who look like me” From your mouth to God’s ear, Cyto. I’m no SoCon but when the mouthpieces of the Left have declared me an enemy I’m not taking that nonsense laying down.
Just need to keep the country split along similar lines as 2016 and he’ll win. TDS vs Anti TDS. Since he didn’t burn the house down in his first term, it should be harder for the TDS side this time around.
Well, with the massive negative ad campaign being run against him continuously – it is amazing that he didn’t fold tent. You still won’t hear full throated support for Trump unless it is in friendly company. They have succeeded in establishing that all of polite society rejects Trump.
Which, of course, is going to make the revelation that their insular bubble is not a representative sample all the more painful.
Indeed it will. I’m there with you, I didn’t vote for him last time but I will be this time. He has far surpassed my meager expectations for him before he was elected. I thought he’d be an utterly terrible president (but at least not Hillary). He has actually come through on a few things, or made a solid attempt to, and the Dems have been utterly and completely contemptible. They need a major spanking from the voters, I really want to see this one, even more than the last. Maybe they will learn something.
I haven’t laid down my bets yet, but I am about to start coaxing a few of my wagering Trump hating buddies into a few. Two are already going to owe me fairly nicely once he completes his first term. The signs are there for a bigger win than last time. As long as there is no black swan event or an unlikely recession, he is a lock I think.
He starts a new war or really expands any of the current ones and he’ll lose.
Speaking of Resident Aliens; jut had to throw my little not brother out. I’m unemployed, let him stay with me to get his shit straight, couldn’t follow the simple rules I set out for him.
Almost brought me to tears, but I can’t be doing this drama.
Yeah… .our dog can’t follow our straight, simple rules either. “Don’t pee on the carpet” sounds pretty simple. But apparently not.
And it seems that “taking him to the Korean restaurant” isn’t funny. At least, that’s what I ascertained from the exchange with the spouse after I made the suggestion.
Which I suppose mean’s I’m offering support for your challenging position. You know….. at least you didn’t threaten to cook him and serve him up with a bowl of rice noodles.
That sucks, Buddy. Sometimes it’s for the best to cut ties not just for you but for their sake, as well.
I don’t see it ending for him well. My only rules were tell me where you’re going, and don’t associate with members of your family who are criminals until you’re straightened out. He couldn’t abide by either.
Had a cousin that was more like a little sister. She also happened to be Wifey#1’s best friend. We let her move in with us and what a disaster that turned out to be… Fuck-up followed by fuck-up and constant drama. The last straw was when she “borrowed” our car and disappeared for three days. She came back around a few months later looking for a place to crash for the night and I turned her away. She was dead from an OD two days later.
It makes me weep. He was raised beside me since he was months young. My dead dad loved him so dearly that he schemed to use his own disability to draw sympathy when Not Brother was arrested on a trumped up felony. No one from his own family was in the courtroom. When Little Not Brother got out, I took him in…so on and so forth. No where did his own family come in, but we’re white, just trying to force him be a whiteman or some such. I’m in tears now, and drunk…(This isn’t a racist screed, just drunk and little not brother isn’t ‘white’ (but not black either, figure that shit out racist liberals))
That has to hurt. Sad to hear it. Hang in there.
My dead dad would have killed any mother fucker who tried to fuck with my little not brother; as would I. But instead time and again he’s chosen to fuck us over. I love him, but I can’t do it anymore.
That sucks, but probably a good decision, he hopefully will get the message sooner or later and change his ways. Maybe then he can rent a room from you.
I love him, hope him well, but if you’ve pissed me off, chances are you’ve pissed off everyone. I’m the most live and let live type.
I don’t get that thinking at all. Allowing someone, even a brother, to live with you (rent free?) is a big favor. Repay that with being a fuckhead? That’s insane.
Yeah, I guess we’re just racist and shit.
When I stay over at the in laws, I make sure all the futons, blankets etc are folded and put away neatly every morning. Wash every dish I use. Common courtesy isn’t common, evidently. Sorry about the bro.
And I bet you also make sure you fucked your wife on all of them before you fold them and put away.
Sex on a futon throws my back out.
Right now is one of the many times I had a link to the MTV Undressed promos that with the old guy talking to the dragon puppet.
Basically the old guy talks about how friends shouldn’t have sex, then the puppet turns to him and says ‘I’m glad we don’t have sex!’
Ugh. Seattle needs hockey like they need more bums. Maybe not as bad as Euroflopball.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_NHL_team
I’m sure the Glibs here can come up with an appropriate Seattle team name.
The Seattle Diversities. Wouldn’t bet much on them.
The Seattle STEVE SMITHS
Just realized that walking around with half a roll of mentos in my front pocket makes the natives think I’m showing off.
#metoo
If work really hard, one day you’ll have ¥120, too.
+1 freshmaker
I miss those Euro commercials.
Someone tell me how the left will label her an Islamaphobe.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/01/16/muslim-refugee-journalist-challenges-ilhan-omar/
#NotAllMuslims ?
No TRUE Muslim…
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
Stick a mentos in it!
I’ve got to sleep now; tomorrow I have to return all the foodstuffs little not brother’s mom bought, as to show I’m not another ‘whiteman’ trying to steal from them ‘nonwhtes’, or how ever he’s going to try and paint it.
Well, good luck. And good on you for trying. It’s the best one can do.
Would. Just for the enthusiasm factor.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDIB8UcHnQw
That one’s good, but meant to link this one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMZkagNNTw
Hey, willing to take one for the team and tell the rest of the Glibverse firsthand what the adult creampie tastes like?
https://youtu.be/UddmZzeFIsQ