Super Friday Afternoon Links

by | Jan 31, 2020 | Daily Links | 465 comments

I mean, its not that Super, but since we don’t do Stir Friday in our house, I tried to come up with something. Its what I got for this Friday depressing gray, no sun, gonna rain and get colder day. I hope everyone else is having a Super day, too.

Warty Hugeman says, “fuck your science, bro. Squat more.”

“Lawmakers want to know why people are leaving New York.” Too much lawmaking? Nah, that can’t be it.

I agree with Ms. Loretta on this, country music IS dead. The only question is how long its been that way. For instance, was her collaboration with Jack White country? Maybe.

Be on the lookout for a single-issue-voter.

Example of Ms. Loretta doing something great, but not… country. If it is possible for her to do anything and it not be country.


SugarFree’s Dem Deathwatch

Poor John Delaney. I guess America just wasn’t ready for a President that looked like a penis with teeth.

Bold prediction: Warren will bow out is she comes in 3rd in Iowa and New Hampshire. The money is already running low and the stone-cold crazies are on the Bernie train. And I give a low probability she will accept the VP slot for anyone.

About The Author

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Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

465 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    ONE THOUSAND MINUTES OF GOAT FUCKING

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Are you talking about last weekend’s party at Adam Schiff’s place?

      I mean I heard he fucks goats. Disturbing if true.

      • Hyperion

        So, fucking goats makes you all bug eyed?

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        The goats are bug eyed at least.

  2. LCDR_Fish

    First!

      • Count Potato

        Well, there is a germ warfare lab in Wuhan.

      • Count Potato

        “We are currently witnessing a major epidemic caused by the 2019 novel coronavirus (2019- nCoV). The evolution of 2019-nCoV remains elusive. We found 4 insertions in the spike glycoprotein (S) which are unique to the 2019-nCoV and are not present in other coronaviruses. Importantly, amino acid residues in all the 4 inserts have identity or similarity to those in the HIV-1 gp120 or HIV-1 Gag. Interestingly, despite the inserts being discontinuous on the primary amino acid sequence, 3D-modelling of the 2019-nCoV suggests that they converge to constitute the receptor binding site. The finding of 4 unique inserts in the 2019-nCoV, all of which have identity /similarity to amino acid residues in key structural proteins of HIV-1 is unlikely to be fortuitous in nature. This work provides yet unknown insights on 2019-nCoV and sheds light on the evolution and pathogenicity of this virus with important implications for diagnosis of this virus.”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        What? is that Space language?

      • Suthenboy

        What they said is that a new form of…flu…has likely been deliberately weaponized by combining it with a disease that incapacitates the human immune system. That would make it very deadly.
        Apparently the effort failed as the Corona virus is being overblown. It is not as deadly as chicken little makes it. out to be and the disease they used to attack the immune system (AIDS) has largely been conquered.

        It is not as big a threat as we were initially led to believe but it does show that there are some serious bad actors in the world.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        but it does show that there are some serious bad actors in the world.

        Yes, which proves that unless one is arguing that the PRC is a doomsday cult bent on destroying all life on the planet, the bioweapon theory makes no sense. An airborne HIV would have no tactical value as it would be very, very difficult to prevent it from infecting your own troops and/or civs. If you look at known biological agents, while many can be aerosolized, the primary vector of transmission is either water, spores, or zoonosis. To create a biological weapon that can be spread by sneezing is lunacy.

      • Count Potato

        Just because they might have tried and failed, doesn’t mean they weren’t trying and something went wrong.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        The question remains, why would they create a weapon with characteristics that would make it uncontrollable when there are better options?

      • Count Potato

        If that’s where it is from, they probably were trying to create a weapon with better characteristics, and one of their failures escaped.

      • Rhywun

        What? is that Space language?

        “We’re doomed.”

      • Count Potato

        “Game over, man.”

      • Urthona

        Sounds like a bunch o’ horseshit to me.

        *spits*

      • Suthenboy

        That does kinda make sense if it were engineered yet I think we have basically….finally….cut the balls off of HIV.

      • Enough About Palin

        “The first time I saw him fully naked, I thought he was deformed and intersex,” she said, as Weinstein put his head into his hand. “He has extreme scarring that I didn’t know if he was a burn victim but it didn’t make sense. He does not have testicles and it appears that he has a vagina.”

      • mexican sharpshooter

        What? is that Space language?

        Its been a while since I took microbiology but here goes…

        We are currently witnessing a major epidemic caused by the 2019 novel coronavirus (2019- nCoV). The evolution of 2019-nCoV remains elusive.

        Its a shapeshifter.

        We found 4 insertions in the spike glycoprotein (S) which are unique to the 2019-nCoV and are not present in other coronaviruses. Importantly, amino acid residues in all the 4 inserts have identity or similarity to those in the HIV-1 gp120 or HIV-1 Gag.

        The shapeshifter wears one of four, funny hats.

        Interestingly, despite the inserts being discontinuous on the primary amino acid sequence, 3D-modelling of the 2019-nCoV suggests that they converge to constitute the receptor binding site. The finding of 4 unique inserts in the 2019-nCoV, all of which have identity /similarity to amino acid residues in key structural proteins of HIV-1 is unlikely to be fortuitous in nature.

        Each of these hats are similar in shape and construction to other hats worn by HIV-1.

        This work provides yet unknown insights on 2019-nCoV and sheds light on the evolution and pathogenicity of this virus with important implications for diagnosis of this virus.”

        The more we learn of the shapeshifter, its hats, its origin story, and what it likes to stick it’s hat into are all relevant for diagnosis and treatment.

      • Urthona

        Thank you for that simple distillation. I shall convey this to everyone I know.

      • Urthona

        I predict this is just like an ordinary flu.

  3. Count Potato

    “Poor John Delaney. I guess America just wasn’t ready for a President that looked like a penis with teeth.”

    Yet, Jaws is the greatest American movie.

    • Spudalicious

      It is known.

    • The Last American Hero

      Um, Jaws 3 would like a word.

  4. UnCivilServant

    I didn’ even know Delaney was running

    • Count Potato

      Neither did anyone else.

    • C. Anacreon

      Didn’t Delaney used to play “Jenny” on All My Children?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I though he was the original Q?

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      I don’t even know who he is.

    • Hyperion

      Who’s Delaney?

      • Shirley Knott

        Bonny’s main squeeze, according to their friends.

  5. Count Potato

    “Researchers established the one rep max in the two groups. They then used a linear positional transducer — essentially a specialized stopwatch and tape measure — to record the length of time it took to lift the weight, and the distance the weight was moved to establish a “velocity measurement” in one of the groups. That coupled with the one rep max established the load velocity profile for the athlete.

    At each session, the load velocity group completed a warm-up consisting of a series of repetitions where the weight load was gradually increased and their velocity measurement taken. Each rep was recorded and compared with their pre-established load-velocity profile.”

    That sounds way too complicated.

  6. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Lynn’s collaboration with White was pretty good regardless of what it was. I’d also like to congratulate her for being alive because I thought she was long dead for some reason.

    • Mojeaux

      It just doesn’t live in Nashville or on the radio.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Correct^

      • invisible finger

        Yep. Radio is in a coma. Even SiriusXM (their better music channels slowly get yanked and moved to streaming-only)

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I was gonna link that if that wasn’t what you linked. Good song…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Nice!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Also, not country.

    • Chipwooder

      My son has become a Florida-Georgia Line fan. I don’t know where I went wrong as a father.

      • Florida Man

        Lock him in a dog kennel And play Randy Travis on a loop. It’s your only choice now.

      • Chipwooder

        He still likes Johnny Cash, so there’s hope yet.

      • The Last American Hero

        His love of the poon that follows that band has overcome his love of good music.

    • Desk Jockey

      To plug my 2nd favorite website on the interwebs, read savingcountrymusic.com if you want to keep up on real country still being made.

      Ive posted more times in 20 minutes than the last 3 years. Interesting.

    • LemonGrenade

      I’ve seen them a few times in concert. Good show, except it’s split between country and thrash metal. So if you’re staying for the whole thing, you’re in for a bit of a surprise.

  7. Count Potato

    “Hundreds, if not thousands, will gather in the streets next month to break up the long winter. As part of the celebration, there will be a chicken toss. Any attendees that catch the chickens being tossed from the roof get to keep the fowl.”

    Sounds fair to me.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Hundreds, if not thousands, will gather in the streets next month to break up the long winter

      The population of Ridgeland is 273, at the last census.

      Sounds like a highly popular event that the PETards have to fuck up because they can’t stand animals being mildly inconvenienced.

    • CPRM

      “It is as though millions of voices suddenly cried out at once but were suddenly silenced.”

      “They simply… lost the will to live,” he added somberly. “You might say they died of a broken heart.”

      The force is strong with the Bee.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Yang it is. He’s the Democrats’ Trump.

  9. LCDR_Fish

    Random tax question. If I run the hrblock tax calculator with and without deductions and my refund doesnt change (I assume because of the higher deductible) – should I just do a simple return?

    • invisible finger

      I would say yes, just to reduce the chance of a government employee seeing more of your personal details.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Are you asking if you should itemize or take standard deduction?

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah, itemizing my fiving used to give me a bigger refund, but looks like all my giving doesn’t equal the revised deductible now.

      • LCDR_Fish

        *giving

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Depending on the state you live in, there is a chance that itemizing would still be beneficial overall if you get a bigger benefit on your state return that offsets any additional tax you might have to pay to the Federal Government.

      • Nephilium

        Last year the standard deduction was more then itemized for me.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Looks that way now.

        Gracias.

        Still seems like this years refund is larger than last years…while I think my income is higher too…might be some other things I’m not seeing.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Btw…can anyone explain the “medical expenses” deduction? I don’t think I have anything qualifying because I submitted a bunch of claims over the year, but curious.

      • Mojeaux

        Again, IANAA

        Medical includes such things as any out of pocket expenses (your co-pay), mileage to and from the doctor’s office (at whatever this year’s mileage allowance is—or it may only be half the mileage allowance), medical devices (canes, etc.), and IIRC, vitamins, OTC meds, and Band-Aids.

        The IRS will have a list of things allowed and not. If it does not specifically say X IS NOT ALLOWED AS A MEDICAL DEDUCTION, but it is medical, I would count it.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Unless you are staying in a nursing home, you probably cannot claim a medical expense deduction.

      • Mojeaux

        You CAN, but it won’t add up to very much and therefore, not worth the effort.

      • Nephilium

        I think the withholding schedule got updated last year, because as it currently sits, I’m getting a fairly large rebate (which pisses me off).

      • Mojeaux

        Trump doubled the standard deduction.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah…it’s a big change. I thought I updated my W-4 last year when my contract switched companies, but apparently I still don’t know how to put in the right numbers based on being a single person as head of household, etc. I plan to switch jobs again in a few months – maybe I’ll get it right this time.

        I thought the revised deduction numbers had taken place last year, but my refund looks a lot bigger this year so who knows.

      • Unreconstructed

        That’s my understanding (based on info from my friend who works for the IRS) – the withholding tables weren’t adjusted correctly at first, and that caused issues (as in, people who’d been getting refunds suddenly had to pay). That’s been readjusted.

      • Nephilium

        Unreconstructed: Yeah, last year I owed a small amount (as I usually aim to do). This year (where I got a raise), I’m currently getting a house payment as a rebate (with the paperwork received so far).

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I just crossed the threshold. Itemized last year, and unless something unexpected happens I’ll be taking the standard this year.

      • Spudalicious

        Same here. Standard deduction was more than itemized. First time.

    • Mojeaux

      IANAA, but I have very rarely had a year where schedule A deductions were more than the standard deduction, especially after Trump raised it.

      I do not bother with them anymore.

      • Florida Man

        Same. Once he doubled the standard I don’t need to itemize anymore. Which makes it take about 10 minutes to do my taxes.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      If I run the hrblock tax calculator

      Amazon has a good price on HRblock deluxe download. It should automatically use whichever deduction is to your benefit. I switched over this year after using TurboTax for the past decade.

      • Nephilium

        Newegg had the HR Block at 50% off for a while if you subscribed to their newsletter.

      • Rhywun

        I do it on online (“Express1040”), about 15 bucks total and it does that too.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Credit Karma is free, if you don’t mind them trying to sell you on new credit cards.

      • Florida Man

        I used them last year and TurboTax. They came to the same number.

      • Fourscore

        I do turbo, if I’m satisfied I send it in. Before turbo I’d send in stuff I couldn’t figure out, sometimes they raised my refund, sometimes they lowered it. Never worry, if you think its right send it in, if the IRS finds an error they’ll tell you.

  10. Mojeaux

    I think I’m related to Loretta Lynn. My Gma From Hell #1’s people are from Butcher Holler and there was some geneaology done that buttressed the point.

    I am not into geneaology. I leave that to my research-happy aunt.

    • invisible finger

      She’s your aunt AND your cousin!

      • C. Anacreon

        And a floor wax.

      • invisible finger

        I was channeling Chinatown, not SNL.

      • C. Anacreon

        I was channeling Chinatown, not SNL.

        So now you’re saying the Chinese don’t wax their floors?

        /cnq

    • Playa Manhattan

      I thought Mormons were supposed to be really into genealogy.

      • Mojeaux

        All Mormons are genetically predisposed to like doing geneaology.

        Except me. Must have passed over.

      • Spudalicious

        “really into genealogy”

        That would be…an understatement. The time I spent with the family on my mother’s side was a revelation. I even got stuck in a family circle the next day because I discovered that side of the family was from Ireland, not Scotland. Most polite 90 minute interrogation I’ve ever experienced.

      • Mojeaux

        I like knowing where I come from and finding relatives and stuff.

        I despise research.

  11. Count Potato

    “DNC overhauls debate requirements, opening door for Bloomberg

    The Democratic National Committee is drastically revising its criteria to participate in primary debates after New Hampshire, doubling the polling threshold and eliminating the individual donor requirement, which could pave the way for former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg to make the stage beginning in mid-February.”

    https://www.politico.com/news/2020/01/31/dnc-shifts-debate-requirements-opening-door-for-bloomberg-110017

    I call foul.

    • Ted S.

      I assume it’s still blocking Tulsi?

    • Sean

      Biden’s toast.

      Mini Mike & Special K ticket in the works?

      • Gadfly

        Mini Mike & Special K ticket in the works?

        This would be proof that there is a God, and that he hates us.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Well, with Mikey and Klobuwhatever being a ticket running to be the most powerful people in the free world, can you blame Him?

      • Fourscore

        I hope she resigns her Senate seat, just to run. A newbie wouldn’t be any different but maybe someone more attractive.

    • Urthona

      Bloomberg is running so there is no cash limit to his influencing the election and advertising. He has no chance and this is merely to get around campaign finance laws.

    • invisible finger

      Sounds about right. America hates Bloomberg even more than they hate Hilary.

      • Gustave Lytton

        If America was a person, it’d drown that two bit Napoleon wannabe in his own Big Gulp.

      • Suthenboy

        I award you ‘Comment of the Day’.

      • C. Anacreon

        Trump did a funny bit in his rally yesterday where he put his hand chest high, about Bloomberg’s height, and said “I’ve had enough of that guy up to here”.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just give Hillary the nomination already.

    • Suthenboy

      ‘Overhauls’. Is that what they are calling it?

      *smirks and nods head*

    • Drake

      They have to rig the thing so a billionaire can save the party from an elderly commie. And do it without noticing the irony.

  12. Certified Public Asshat

    Warren says that she will have a "young trans person" interview her future Secretary of Education and only hire this future secretary if the young trans person approves.This in reference to a question about sex education/LGBTQ history in public schools. pic.twitter.com/txyt6OI6FX— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) January 30, 2020

    • Mojeaux

      I don’t understand why she thinks that will win her a significant number of votes.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        What if the Department of Young Trans Person does not approve of anyone?

      • JD is Unemployed

        A fair point. Dept of Young Trans Person would have to approve of themselves first before approving anyone else. Unfortunately it’s stuck in a feedback loop of demanding approval from “society”.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Now I am starting to like this idea.

      • Drake

        Then we can abolish the department?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Appealing to the young people of the Red Guards. She truly is an evil Maoist.

      • Rhywun

        The party’s base is woke, white college-educated urban types. This is for them.

    • Tonio

      Children’s crusades be all the rage, yo.

    • JD is Unemployed

      I suppose the “don’t stick it in crazy” rule applies both ways there.

      • Suthenboy

        I think in this case it is a two way street.

    • Florida Man

      I kind of want a bee hoodie now.

    • Fatty Bolger

      So good.

      And yeah, a Bee hoodie would be cool. If I ever wore hoodies.

    • Tundra

      We asked for advice from a lady who sells essential oils at our church and a woman on Facebook who posts about “gut health” a lot, so you can be sure this is incredibly accurate.

      Boom.

  13. Florida Man

    I agree with Ms. Loretta on this, country music IS dead. The only question is how long its been that way. For instance, was her collaboration with Jack White country? Maybe.-

    I like country and Jack White, even when he is doing covers.

    https://youtu.be/XkcGuZHPbKk

    • invisible finger

      Country music isn’t dead but it’s starting to smell bad.

    • Urthona

      There needs to be a resurgence of Western.

      • Desk Jockey

        The best country music (in mine own opinion) coming out now is 50% from Kentucky 50% from Texas. So we got half a chance. Problem is, this sort of thing is barred from radio. I’ve seen a bunch of these guys, in NY and PA, fill good sized theaters and venues. It’s around, just not promoted in the traditional channels. There might not be an AM country station playing quality music, but I’d bet real county sifts into Spotify playlists all across the country.

      • Urthona

        Radios still exist?

      • Florida Man

        Where is Lucinda Williams from? I really enjoy the malaise she sings with.

      • Unreconstructed

        Pretty sure she’s from Louisiana.

      • Unreconstructed

        Quite a bit comes from OK too – the whole “Red Dirt” thing goes from at least Austin to Tulsa.

      • Chipwooder

        Marty Robbins FTW!!!

    • Unreconstructed

      First saw Mike & the Moonpies at a local festival. I was there to see Jason Boland, and they played just before him. Those dudes are GREAT!

      • Nephilium

        I’ve been to a lot of shows… most of the times, the openers were the same half dozen local bands (of which 1 was good and 2 were tolerable). Every once in a while though, the tour came through with their own openers. And on a rare occasion we would get an opener who blew away the headliner. Best one of those that I remember was the Belmont Playboys.

  14. Rebel Scum

    A positive outcome.

    On Thursday, a Texas court ruled in favor of Jeff Younger, the father of James Younger, the seven-year-old whose pediatrician mother was attempting to medically transition her son into a girl.

    • Ted S.

      Too bad Jeff can’t sic Cole on his ex-wife’s ass.

      • Gustave Lytton

        At the very least, it really calls into question her competence to be a pediatrician? How many other children is she malpracticing?

      • Gustave Lytton

        That first question mark should be a period.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        It transitioned?

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

    • Mojeaux

      Related. Blocking puberty blockers for children.

      • Rhywun

        They’re pushing puberty blockers as the new Ritalin or something.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That is good news…now pull her medical license.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        he didn’t go all

      • Ted S.

        Yes, we know who Cole Younger is. 😉

      • Shirley Knott

        Some of us didn’t. I appreciate the reference.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    What if the Department of Young Trans Person does not approve of anyone?

    The Department in question is dissolved, and all employees are put to the sword.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Romney Confirms Yes Vote On Witnesses he is a total and complete loser

    After making the case for calling witnesses both in front of the cameras and behind the scenes this week, Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney, a frequent Donald Trump critic, made it official Friday. He will vote to allow additional witnesses in the Senate impeachment trial.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “ Romney Confirms Yes Vote On Witnesses, Issues Statement On What Decided It”

      If it contains any statements other than ”Because I’m a sack of shit” I don’t want to hear it.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      He’s so Catty…..

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      Trump should send Pierre some more frog legs.

  17. Suthenboy

    “Surprisingly, Nerdy Scientists fail to understand psychology”

    “The Sheriff of Nottingham wants to know why people are leaving and going to America”

    I left the radio on a country station Tuesday for the dogs while wife and I went to town. Before we left I heard three different songs and could not tell the difference between them. To call it generic, formulaic pop crap gives you an idea but doesn’t fully cover it.

    I don’t gamble. Want me to put money up? I need a guaranteed profit. Therefore I am putting up ten bucks that says Kristin Schwank has never been hungry a day in her life.

    Hey, that Loretta song aint half bad. I wouldn’t buy it but I wouldn’t change the station either.

    • Florida Man

      I bet I can get you gambling by the end of the day.

  18. jesse.in.mb

    Be on the lookout for a single-issue-voter.

    *spits lunch on screen, laughs riotously*

    • Florida Man

      I had a dog once that liked to fight dogs, so is it still animal cruelty when the dogs enjoy it?

      • Gadfly

        If both parties are into it, I say it’s ok.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Imagine my shock.

    NewsBusters, an arm of the Media Research Center, determined that Democrats presenting articles of impeachment were given “double the airtime and showered their arguments with mostly praise, while expressing only criticism of the President’s legal team.”

    Democrats received 95% favorable coverage while there was 100% negative coverage for the Trump team:

    In stark contrast, every evaluative statement from reporters and anchors about the merits and effectiveness of Trump’s defense team were negative. Of the 13 total statements, ABC and CBS each had five with NBC pitching in with three.

    • Suthenboy

      1. Trump is accused of obstructing congress by taking them to court.
      2. Pelosi says Trumps defense lawyers should be disbarred for defending him.

      Does anyone really think these people won’t start filling mass graves in five minutes if they get the power they really want?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        It takes longer than that to set up the machine guns not to mention digging the trenches.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        I laughed

      • Sensei

        Well, first they need an environmental impact study. And scrubbers for the crematoria.

      • Shirley Knott

        The lungs of the dead will filter the air for the living.

  20. Hyperion

    “Lawmakers want to know why people are leaving New York.”

    Obviously, because they don’t want to pay their fair share.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    IANAA, but I have very rarely had a year where schedule A deductions were more than the standard deduction, especially after Trump raised it.

    Aren’t you a Schedule C filer?

    • Mojeaux

      Yes, but that has no bearing on Schedule A, which is the itemization of personal deductions like medical (e.g., out of pocket expenses, mileage to get to the doctor), charitable giving, etc. If that stuff doesn’t add up to more than the standard deduction, there’s no point in itemizing it.

      • CPRM

        Ayup.

      • Mojeaux

        Right. You can choose to itemize or take the standard deduction.

        But people who make serious money get into the A.M.T. (which needs to go away). If you make X amount of dollars you don’t get to choose anymore. You have to pay the higher of tax figured with deductions versus A.M.T. You have to figure it both ways to know.

      • Spudalicious

        I got royally fucked by the AMT once. A $3,000 refund became a $7,000 bill.

      • Mojeaux

        Ouch, dude. Condolences, no sarc.

  22. Hyperion

    “And I give a low probability she will accept the VP slot for anyone.”

    As the establishment have already decreed, she will accept Biden’s VP offer.

    • Tonio

      Cynical. I like it.

    • Tonio

      And I don’t see either Biden or Sanders running for a second term. They are both old men already and the office has it’s pressures.

      • Florida Man

        Yeah but neither are going to beat Trump, so does being a VP pick for a loser hurt or help your chances for 2024?

    • Drake

      No way anyone wants her around. Khobashar and Buttplug are the VP candidates.

      • Hyperion

        She’s coming out before the convention. If being gay, vagina, and Injun doesn’t do it, then she whips out Mr. Winkey that they cut off her last year and then Biden has to step down and give the nomination to her… xe… xer?

  23. The Late P Brooks

    “Lawmakers want to know why people are leaving New York.”

    It’s a dadgum mystery.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Bad Orange Man hates Red Man

    The task force “is composed of federal officials charged with enhancing the criminal justice response, consulting with tribal governments on potential solutions and empowering native communities with information,” a press release announcing the new campaign said.

    “President Trump is committed to addressing systemic challenges in Indian Country, and this task force will develop and implement an aggressive, government-wide strategy to combat the crisis of missing and murdered American Indians and Alaska Natives,” Bernhardt said. “By working together and listening to impacted citizens and tribal communities, we intend to tackle these complex issues.”

    “The disappearance and death of American Indian and Alaska Native people, particularly women and girls, is an especially tragic chapter in a long story of marginalization and trauma suffered by native people,” Barr said. “We are committed to addressing this challenge, to reducing the violence and protecting the vulnerable from exploitation and abuse.”

    “The task force is eager to get to work to address the issues that underlie this terrible problem, and work with our tribal partners to find solutions, raise awareness, and bring answers and justice to the grieving,” Barr said.

    • Gustave Lytton

      End federal recognition of the racist pseudo governments.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Why do you hate casinos?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I think they should be open to any social club.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Warren will hold out for Treasury Secretary. She wants to be in a position where she can do some real damage.

  26. Tonio

    Hysterical progs establish bogus two degrees of separation link between Trump and murderer through Ayn Rand, try to smear entire right while conveniently forgetting decades of progressive apologism for Stalin and Mao.

    • Suthenboy

      Oh, FFS. Thom Hartmann.

      • Chipwooder

        Never trust a man who sticks an H in Tom.

    • Rhywun

      I can’t make it through that gibberish.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d say that’s the stupidest thing I ever had or ever will read but it isn’t and it won’t be. It’s still pretty stupid though.

    • Fatty Bolger

      There’s a direct link between a sociopathic killer in 1927 and the GOP’s willingness to embrace a sociopathic president like Trump. That link runs through the work of Ayn Rand.

      ?‍♂️

      • Shirley Knott

        The Nancy McLean school of history.

  27. Mojeaux

    Rick Beato argues that rock is dead and spoiler, it was taking the blues out of it that made it lose its soul.

    On to country music and where Loretta Lynn comes from. In the movie Brave, they had a lot of music I could not tell was Scottish. It SOUNDED Appalachian, which is stupid since I know where Appalachian music comes from.

    Country’s lost its folk Scots-Irish and bluegrass soul.

    That said, I like a lot of music I can’t label as This thing or That thing or Some Other thing. I like a lot of music that has mixed influences. Sixx:A.M.’s Modern Vintage is labeled “hard rock,” but … it’s really not. It’s pop and funk and soul (and a teeny bit of country). It’s not really surprising since the lead singer’s day job is as a pop producer and songwriter. It’s not what I’m used to hearing from Nikki Sixx, but I still like it.

    • Urthona

      missed the point.

      When people say “rock is dead” or “country is dead” they are referring to the fact that NO ONE LIKES IT any more.

      The music itself has not expired. There are still 100s of people faithfully playing the genres in dimly lit bars all over the country to audiences of 3 and 4 and failing to get any traction.

      • Mojeaux

        No, I didn’t miss the point.

        “X is dead” is shorthand for “Radio doesn’t play the stuff I grew up listening to and love anymore. I know it’s out there, but I don’t know how to get my hands on it.”

        Lynn is upset that “country” radio isn’t country.

      • Drake

        Why not just say “Radio Is Dead”? FM radio stations used to be cool with DJs who played what they wanted. Now they are all corporate-run crap. My typical drive is 10 minutes of flipping through stations, then switching over to Pandora.

      • Gender Traitor

        See Tom Petty’s song “The Last DJ.”

      • Nephilium

        I last listened to the radio for music (outside of being stuck in rental cars) back in late 80’s. It doesn’t help that my preferred genres didn’t get air play back then, and still don’t get air play now.

      • Chipwooder

        Yep. At some point, the antenna disappeared from my car. I have no idea when because I just listen to Amazon Music anyway.

      • Urthona

        Fellow yodeling fan?

      • Nephilium

        Punk, Industrial, Rockabilly, etc…

      • Florida Man

        I was country when country wasn’t cool.

      • Urthona

        No I meant the person who wrote the article

      • Florida Man

        FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

      • Urthona

        *runs away

    • Don Escaped Texas

      Not to be argumentative but

      Bluegrass is actually derivative (in, say, the same way acid and hair rock are). It’s just packaging, NTTAWRT.

      * strokes last, fading red whiskers *

      Personal note: I’ve got nerve damage and suddenly can’t play. Seeing an expert soon, but this is grim stuff. I write and draw LH, and golf suddenly sucks . . . Ugh.

      • Count Potato

        Sorry 🙁

        Hope you get better soon.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m sorry, that sucks, hope things improve,

      • DEG

        Sorry.

      • Nephilium

        Sorry to hear that man.

      • Spudalicious

        Good luck. Hopefully, it isn’t permanent damage.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m sorry to hear that, but what is LH?

      • Gender Traitor

        Left hand, I think.

      • Mojeaux

        Doh!

    • Desk Jockey

      There is a tendency towards the monogenre anymore. Alternative rock radio plays the same as the pop station as the country station just with different branding. All aimed towards being inoffensive while it plays in minivans across the country.

      As for being dead, the sold out shows I’ve been to in this year refute that. Good sized venues, very committed fans.

      There is no big touching point for music anymore. People either care enough to dig real far into an artist or they toss on WSUX on their ride home and zone out.

      • invisible finger

        Exactly this. There’s a middle ground of curation (for lack of a better word) and time management that is missing. All the behavioral research that went into radio programming years ago is completely gone except for a few Sirius XM channels. As a result music either becomes overplayed hits or obscurities. If you were to chart it, the bell curve of music has become a hockey stick.

      • CPRM

        Yes, lack of curation. All DJs play the same music. Something I hated doing.

    • Shirley Knott

      I think I found this thanks to the sidebar on a glib’s link.
      My kind of country 😉
      [modulo the insane amount of money behind these guys]

  28. Tundra

    I detest the ‘X genre is dead’ bullshit. There is plenty of excellent country music still being created. Except it’s not all in fucking Nashville or on commercial radio.

    Maybe she needs a Spotify account…

    • The Hyperbole

      I was going to say purt-near the same thing. Right now somewhere someone is making new music in whatever obscure genre you can think of, and it’s getting easier and easier to find and access it.

      • Rhywun

        Exactly this.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    If that stuff doesn’t add up to more than the standard deduction, there’s no point in itemizing it.

    Oops. I misinterpreted what you were saying.

  30. KSuellington

    As mentioned above by other astute commenters country is not dead and doesn’t live on the radio. It does live on internet radio though. I’d highly recommend the Boot Liquor station on somafm. 24/7 commercial free streaming radio. It has both kinds of music on it, country and western.

    http://somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/bootliquor

    • Florida Man

      There are like 7 country stations on SXM. I flip through them and have plenty of good tunes. Hip hop is another issue. They need a dedicated 80-90’s rap station. Just give the RZA full creative control. It worked for Wu Tang.

    • Desk Jockey

      Agreed. Recommend saving country music website for keeping up to date on albums coming out.

      This shit touched a nerve, I commented more in an hour than I have in 2 years on this site.

      • Mojeaux

        Things Glibs will fight over:

        Music
        Food
        Alcohol
        Books

      • KSuellington

        31-24 Niners Mo. maybe next year for Mahomes.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m sorry. Were you speaking to me?

        *haughty sniff*

      • KSuellington

        Keep a handkerchief handy for that sniff.

      • Mojeaux

        LOL

      • Hyperion

        First superbowl for the Squaws in 50 years. So let’s see, Mahomes will be 74 for the next one.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Thiccness

      • Shirley Knott

        That’s ‘with outsiders’ right?
        I can’t imagine glib’s fighting over books. Or music, really. (Trash talk is not fighting)

      • Mojeaux

        Oh well okay. Trash talking.

        Like pineapple on pizza.

        I don’t like pizza much and I hate pineapple so pile on everybody!

      • Spudalicious

        Mahomes is the pizza, the rest of the team is the pineapple.

      • Shirley Knott

        Ah, okay. Sure 😉

  31. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Columbia University Found Him Guilty. But He’s Got Voice Recordings, And He’s Not Afraid

    “Don’t you wanna fuck me?” she asked multiple times, on tape, in clear words. In fact, she affirmed her desire to have sex with her classmate no less than 29 times. She wanted him to fuck her and she wanted it, her word, “hard.” He wanted that, too. But something in his gut told him he better protect himself. And not with a condom.

    After messing around for approximately 15 minutes — kissing, fingering, grinding, throat pressing (or “choking” as Columbia’s filing asserts) — she reiterated her desire for rough sex and he pumped the brakes. He thought of the squeaky bed, paper-thin walls and her roommate. When she refused to take no for an answer he pressed record.

    In total, he claims she bit him three times, yanked his pants down, and grabbed his buttocks in an attempt to “force her mouth on his penis.”

    It wasn’t even a day later when she accused him of sexual assault under the university’s Title IX statute. She didn’t seek medical attention or call the police.

    “Ben tried to have sex with me,” she told her roommate after he left. She also told her boyfriend, who allegedly questioned how drunk she was. She called him an “asshole” and hung up. That morning she informed the school that Feibleman had sexually assaulted her.

    Columbia University allegedly investigated the matter for six months. In June 2017, a panel of three administrators held a Kangaroo-style hearing in which they never used any evidence he provided or asked “Jane Doe” a single question about his side of the story. Neither of the two investigators on the case even showed up. In the end, the school withheld his degree, effectively ending his career in journalism.”

    https://dailycaller.com/2020/01/23/columbia-university-guilty-ben-feibleman-voice-recordings/

    • Ted S.

      I hope the jury awards him Columbia’s entire endowment.

      • Urthona

        But he agrees to give some back if they kick her out.

    • Chipwooder

      She taunted him about being a Marine who was afraid of heights.

      HEY! Now I really hate her.

      • Suthenboy

        Well, ya know, gravity does come in pretty handy but it is a really unforgiving bitch.

    • Suthenboy

      At this point I instinctively assume every accusation like this is a lie.

      Congratulations pinkos. Mission accomplished.

      • grrizzly

        I automatically assume that the accuser is a liar and a slut.

    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      I felt bad for him until I found out he was studying journalism.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        True, They may have done him a favor.

      • Rhywun

        They may have done him a favor

        And us.

      • B.P.

        That’s the ironic twist to the story. The episode “end[ed] his career in journalism,” but there are no careers in journalism.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She needs to go to prison.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        This. Until some Becky ass bitches end up doing hard time for pulling this shit, it’s going to grow exponentially.

    • Spudalicious

      I hope the judge goes all STEVE SMITH on Columbia.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It looks like the more delusional respondents on that thread are still holding out hope for a conviction. I hope they’re stocked up on Paxil because they’re going to need it.

      • Unreconstructed

        My favorite was the “Fuck Trump” with the C replaced by a hammer and sickle.

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        So clever.

    • Suthenboy

      That is pretty scary. The divide gets wider and any kind of reconciliation or dialog further away.

      • invisible finger

        I remember the zeitgeist all the way back to Nixon. The knee-jerk hatred from the left for Trump and Reagan far exceed the hatred for either Bush and Nixon. I think it’s because Reagan and trump left the plantation. Everyone knew Bloomberg was a temporary RINO.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Another similarity is that Trump and Reagan both showed the ability to go right over the media’s heads and speak directly to their voters.

      • Shirley Knott

        Yes, I do as well.
        Interesting that in both cases much of the flamethrowing is launched out of the same state.

      • Suthenboy

        I am fairly sure I have told the story more than once about the old German I knew in Mexico. We used to tease the guy because as soon as you brought up the subject of socialism he would lose his shit. His bald head would turn beet red, pound his fist and then he would point a finger pistol at you and say “Zere iss only von vay you kan deal vith dem”

  32. DEG

    Sports scientists from the University of Lincoln, UK, compared the average weights lifted by two groups over six weeks: one using a traditional training method of a “one rep max” — the maximum weight an athlete could lift — and one using a load velocity profile, where the weights were tailored so they lift either more or less at each session.

    All who used the load velocity profile became stronger despite lifting less overall during the six week period.

    Did I miss something? I didn’t see the article explain how the control group trained.

    “We need to find out why,” he said. “I suspect that we will hear about things like bail reform, we’ll hear about high taxes, but we may also hear about other issues as well, so we want to get the full picture.”

    I’ll go out on a limb here. The legislature won’t do anything about the biggest complaints.

    Hundreds, if not thousands, will gather in the streets next month to break up the long winter. As part of the celebration, there will be a chicken toss. Any attendees that catch the chickens being tossed from the roof get to keep the fowl.

    I’m reminded of the Hegins pigeon shoots, where the protestors kept the shoots alive.

    That Lorette Lynn song is good.

  33. grrizzly

    The Nigerians* will no longer attack Jussie in Chicago

    The Trump administration is banning immigration from Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation, and three other countries in an expansion of its policy blocking travel from seven other nations.

    Citizens from Nigeria, Eritrea, Myanmar and Kyrgyzstan won’t be allowed to apply for visas to immigrate to the U.S. under the policy, which the Trump administration said was designed to tighten security for countries that don’t comply with the U.S. minimum security standards or cooperate to prevent illegal immigration.

    Did Kyrgyzstan make the list because the Tsarnaev brothers cannot be forgiven?

    *sarcasm font

    • Heroic Mulatto

      The first paragraph already has a non-truth. Immigration does not equal travel. None of the Trump administration’s travel bans have targeted non-immigration visas. Nigerians can still travel to the United States as tourists or students if they meet the requirements for those visas.

      • grrizzly

        They allude to the difference in treatment of Nigeria and Co. and the original countries on the ban list.

        However, unlike five of the original countries—Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria and Yemen—travelers from the newly added nations who seek to visit the U.S. for business or pleasure will still be permitted entry.

      • grrizzly

        Wow, Belarus was close to the danger zone.

        Mr. Wolf said the administration had been weighing travel restrictions on several other countries, including Belarus, but dropped those countries from the list because they either complied with U.S. security demands ahead of the announcement or were taken off by other government agencies, who feared imposing bans on them would put other foreign-policy and national security goals at risk.

    • Suthenboy

      Hypothetically: A friend of mine might have gotten into a squabble with some Eritreans that are essentially street bums/scam artists that were loitering at a place of business he is connected to in a major city and charged with a criminal offense. He might have showed up for his trial and the prosecutor might have been personally associated with the business owner and said “Oh shit. I know all about those guys and the insufferable shit they do. Charges dropped.”

      Maybe.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Fake new. The devil would never fall for the woke garbage.

    • AlmightyJB

      Chuckle

    • Rhywun

      T-15 minutes!

    • Urthona

      Any bets on the next country to leave?

      • Florida Man

        None. Germany goes hot to takeover Europe now.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Poland would kick Germany’s Ass right now, they actually Have an operational army

      • Spudalicious

        Unless they had a beer drink off. I think Germany could take them. If it was a vodka drink off, Germany would get smoked.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Poland, Hungary

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        I think they still get a lot of aid from the EU. They might complain a lot, but I don’t see them getting off the gravy train any time soon.

      • Suthenboy

        The leaches or the ones being bled? Hard to say. When they run out of other people’s money leaches get testy. When other people start running out of money to buy off leaches they get testy.

        Toss up between Italy and Poland. I would lean toward Poland, they are probably worn out on being told what to do by furriners.

      • invisible finger

        Poland gets more EU money than any other member. Not sure if that strengthens their membership or makes it the weakest.

        I’m trying to think which country would have the most to gain by trading with Britain and telling the EU to piss off. My guess is one of the PIIGS.

      • Rhywun

        Spain’s going commie again. Maybe them.

      • Suthenboy

        Again?
        Jeebus. I saw a movie not long ago shot in Spain. It looked like it was shot in Cuba. Everything was rusty, paint peeling, falling apart, crime out of control. A real shithole.
        Some people are incapable of learning.

        It is real simple. If you want success look at someone who has achieved it and do what they are doing.

      • Urthona

        I remember reading how many refugees they were taking and I was floored. At the time, unemployment there was like 30%.

        Wtf are the refugees gonna do, I wondered?

      • Hyperion

        They’re going to refugee the fuck out of that welfare state. And now the Germans are going to pay for all of it without the UK.

      • Urthona

        Haha yeah.

        I’m not really a “they took our jerbs” guy, but it seems odd to force a country to take workers when the young men already there don’t even work.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Vote the right way?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        In all honesty, if you’re going to let in a bunch a refugees wouldn’t you be better off letting people in from Spanish South America?

      • Hyperion

        “wouldn’t you be better off letting people in from Spanish South America?”

        Can they pass the wokeness test?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Woot!! Happy Brexit British Glibs!

      • Hyperion

        Wut? Aren’t those sort of like female Glibs? You know, mythical creatures?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        There’s a couple here at least.

  34. Urthona

    Breaking: no impeachment witnesses vote passes

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Good, my proggy salty ham tears supply was running low.

      • Urthona

        They don’t appear to realize they just got spared weeks of disappointment and seeing the Bidens testify anyway.

      • invisible finger

        They wouldn’t be leftists if they didn’t bite the hand that feeds.

      • Hyperion

        “They don’t appear to realize they just got spared weeks of disappointment”

        After months and years of disappointment, I’m starting to come to the conclusion that they actually like that, a lot.

    • CPRM

      Trump impeachment trial live updates: Senate votes to block witnesses amid new Bolton bombshell

      (Emphasis mine) Um, no. They voted not to allow witnesses. Nice wording ABC.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Not giving is taking,
        Not allowing is Blocking,
        Prog up Man!

      • Suthenboy

        Bombshell. Uh huh.

        These people never watched coyote/roadrunner cartoons when they were growing up, did they?

      • straffinrun

        Bombshell. They never said there were any explosives inside.

        /Snopes

      • Hyperion

        Oh, FFS, the Bolton ‘bombshell’ was old news, yesterday.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, Bolton the Boomer completely overestimated the length of the news cycle. He needed to leak his book two days ago if he wanted it to have an impact.

      • Rhywun

        “Bolton bombshell” *rolls eyes*

      • Fatty Bolger

        Huh. Funny how Shokin demanding that Ukraine investigate Biden didn’t meet “bombshell” status. I’m not sure it was even reported in the U.S. outside of conservative media.

    • Hyperion

      “Breaking: no impeachment witnesses vote passes”

      Well, there you have it. Trump confirmed dictator.

      • Sean

        Is it time for the grain slaves yet?

    • straffinrun

      What is stopping these “witnesses” from going on TV and telling their stories? They can, and I bet they do, go on da teevee and rant about Orange Man hate U Crane. Since it was a political process anyways, there will be impeachment witnesses just in a different forum.

  35. Hyperion

    What the hell?

    Seriously, this is some fucked up shit. Are they sure the last name of at least one of these 2 is not Clinton?

      • Urthona

        Indeed

    • Count Potato

      “A contempt of court charge is generally a misdemeanor under Idaho law, with a penalty of just five days in jail and a $5,000 fine. But Kay Woodcock said authorities told her it could be used to seek Lori Vallow’s extradition.”

      I guess having missing children isn’t illegal.

      • Hyperion

        “I guess having missing children isn’t illegal.” Sure, if you’re not involved.

        Something is really fucked up about this entire thing. First of all, people around these folk just keep getting dead under mysterious circumstances and neither of them is a Clinton. Then you have 2 missing children involved.

        This case must have the worst team of investigators in history or at least one of them really must be a Clinton.

        I hate to even make any conjectures about things like this, but I’d be shocked if both of those kids are not already dead and the 2 lovebird’s there are guilty as fuck.

      • Spudalicious

        Given their history, those kids are quite dead.

  36. Hyperion

    So, that tic-tac-toe image at the top. Is the goal of the game to cross out everyone but the old white folk? I mean except Yang, he’s the old white people of the yellow clan.

    • SugarFree

      Ahem. It is obviously a bingo card. Geez.

      • Hyperion

        Looks like the best dart board ever to me.

      • Rhywun

        Or a really shitty reboot of Hollywood Squares.

      • Hyperion

        Hollywoke Squares?

    • Suthenboy

      Americans are boggled by the idea of a country with an economy such that the opening of a single hamburger store is a historical event. They dont think it can happen here because they have never seen it in person.
      If the cancer of socialism here grows much more they will find out what it means.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Taco Bell, Canon City Colorado 1997, I laughed my ass off, the line was blocks long,

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yes. This is why I’m zero tolerance on socialism, and can’t support somebody like Gabbard no matter how supposedly libertarian she is on other issues.

      • Hyperion

        Being the least commie in a gang of commies, still makes you a commie. Even if you have the best tits, still a commie.

      • Suthenboy

        That is right Fatty. I think she is sincere and wants the right things but she is so far wrong….
        She is the one you dont ‘deal with’.

    • Hyperion

      You stop talking shit about Tim Hortons!

    • Fatty Bolger

      The very next year, the Soviet Union collapsed. Coincidence?

      • Nephilium

        “Wait… this is the shitty American food? What the hell is their good stuff like?”

    • Spudalicious

      Those Soviets sure knew how to queue up peacefully.

      • DEG
    • JaimeRoberto Delecto

      When I lived in Eastern Europe, one of my friends loved McDonald’s because the staff was so friendly, unlike the waitstaff at most of the local establishments back then.

    • Rhywun

      OFFS

    • Hyperion

      No one who gives a fuck about those signs is ever getting laid anyway, so it’s sort of a wasted effort.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Is it OK to pretend to be woke to get some trim?

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        I thought that was the only reason to be woke.

    • Suthenboy

      Thank God I got married before the internet dating thing got started.

    • DEG

      It went retard a long time ago.

      I recently rejoined after several years away. It is a wasteland.

      At the bottom of their front page, they have a series of links. One is a random link marketing OKCupid to various markets. Here is their conservative dating link. It makes me laugh when I consider that link combined with their blog and the welcome message I received after I signed up. The welcome message came from an OKCupid employee who is married with kids and is wearing a “DTFight The Patriarchy” shirt in one of her profile pictures.

    • Hyperion

      There shouldn’t have been an offer, he should have turned it off and let them freeze their woke asses off. That will just be a very light warning as to what is going to happen to them if the fossil fuel industry goes away tomorrow.

      • Nephilium

        Next you’ll say the professor should have just walked around and also started grabbing everything made with plastic (pens, mechanical pencils, laptops, etc…)

      • Hyperion

        Only after turning the heat off.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        take their shoes and clothes, Eyeglasses, Insulin injectors, Refrigeration, A/C,
        now we are getting somewhere…

      • Suthenboy

        Plastic? All of that cotton was produced using fossil fuels. Make ’em strip too. Take away everything they have including their books and computers.

      • AlmightyJB

        No campus buses either. Walk or ride a bike to class.

      • Hyperion

        Also, no clothing or shoes made from synthetic fibers. Go run down a musk ox and skin it, woketards.

      • Gender Traitor

        Not vegan! Gotta be from plant fiber! But not cotton, ‘cuz that’s totes racist…

      • Gender Traitor

        …and not wool, of course. I think that leaves linen. Organic, “ethically sourced” linen.

        I have seen the future, and it is wrinkled.

      • Suthenboy

        This made me laugh.

      • Hyperion

        I have a shirt my wife bought me. I couldn’t figure out why she spent so much time ironing it, looked really great and when I got to work it was all wrinkled.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks. That’s what I live for.

        That and cheese.

      • Suthenboy

        I have at least six different kinds of cheese in my fridge right now.

        *makes secret handshake*

      • Gender Traitor

        six different kinds of cheese

        Lawzamercy! Y’all are givin’ me the vapors! ::fans self::

      • Rhywun

        Down to 4 here. You win.

      • Suthenboy

        Three hard cheeses…gruyere, Romano and parmesan
        Not hard cheeses….extra sharp cheddar, Feta and Swiss.
        I have to cop to being a hardcore addict…I also have a half gallon tub of sour cream. You can never have too much sour cream.

      • Gender Traitor

        ***SIGH!!!*** Just had my annual physical yesterday, and apparently my cholesterol is a little high, Doc says go low fat/low cholesterol (already trying to go low carb.) What’s the latest on correlation between dietary cholesterol and blood cholesterol levels?

      • Mustang

        Basically zero correlation for most people.

      • Count Potato

        Let’s see I have sharp cheddar, swiss, romano, and four cheese blend

        & three pints of sour cream

      • Hyperion

        Just my opinion. Doctors are mostly full of shit, since their financial well being in the current medical industry, depends a lot on them prescribing the latest drug and keeping you on it, forever. Cholesterol drugs are the top money making drug on the planet.

        They tried to put me on that shit because my cholesterol was slightly elevated over the current standard, which keeps getting lowered. I got it way down through diet and exercise, along with my blood pressure. Which they say is I’m just lucky, or genes or something, because diet and exercise can’t have too much to do with it, only drugs. And cholesterol drugs can have very serious side effects, including liver damage and muscle damage. Fuck that shit.

      • Not Adahn

        1 3yr ‘Sconnie cheddar, 3 other local ones given names instead of types.

      • Sean

        I’m good on cheeses, but I’m almost out of sour cream. ?

      • Gender Traitor

        Hype, luckily the doc isn’t recommending any drugs for me yet. Mr. GT’s been through that shit after two bouts with TIAs (mini-strokes.) His conclusion: never let your doctor prescribe you a medication that has its own TV commercial.

      • Spudalicious

        What Mustang said. Saturated fat has more impact that dietary cholesterol.

      • Not Adahn

        Also, the correct fiber is hemp.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hemp! Perfect!

        Unless it needs to be ironed. I hate ironing.

      • Hyperion

        “never let your doctor prescribe you a medication that has its own TV commercial.”

        Sounds like good advice.

        My blood pressure was dangerously high about a year ago and my doctor was finally able to get it down, after a scary stay in the hospital. But then he went all fanatical about statistics. My BP was around 120/85 and I was feeling really good, but he wanted it lower.

        So he put me on another BP med. After a couple of days on that stuff, my BP was down to 110/75. I still felt good, but then my doctor got all fanatical about statistics and upped the dosage. A few days later I was dizzy all of the time and felt weird as hell. My vision was all fucked up and my sense of perception and distance was all sorts of weird. It’s like my vision had one focal point on one side and a different one on the other. I completely could not function and felt like I was having a stroke. My BP was 95/60! I called him and went back in and showed him my BP and said I cannot function like this. He reluctantly took me off that shit. I mean I was getting off it regardless. I was still taking 4 meds. Today, my BP is still around 120/80 and I take one med and half dose of another and want completely off the shit. One reason why I quit drinking, with that goal in mind.

      • pistoffnick

        I love CHEESE, Grommit!

        In my fridge:
        Double Glouchester
        1000 day aged Gouda
        Wedge of Parmesan
        Grated Parmesan
        Sharp cheddar
        Mild cheddar
        Mozzarella
        Swiss slices
        “Murican slices (even though I am a cheese snob, I love ‘Murican cheese)

        In the freezer:
        Grated Swiss
        Grated Gruyere
        Grated Mozzarella
        Grated mild Cheddar
        Taco mix

      • Shirley Knott

        Woah, Hyperion. Seriously think about another Dr. 120 / it is pretty good, quite good really. 110 / 75 is about as low as I’d ever want to get. How’s your heart rate and blood oxygenation?

      • Sean

        “Murican slices”

        I’m partial to Cooper Sharp American.A

        It melts perfectly on grilled burgers and browns perfectly under the broiler.

      • Nephilium

        GT: If you ever make it more north in Ohio, you should plan on swinging by Ashland. Grandpa’s Cheesebarn has become a mandatory stop any time we’re going down 71.

      • Not Adahn

        American cheese is just cheese sauce cooled down to make it more sliceable.

        Cheese sauce is delicious.

      • Count Potato

        The freezer counts? I have mozzarella and american in there.

      • Mojeaux

        mozzarella
        Swiss
        extra sharp
        American
        cream
        cottage

      • Mojeaux

        Dammit, I forgot parmesan.

        Alas, I have no Gouda.

      • Hyperion

        “How’s your heart rate and blood oxygenation?”

        Heart rate is around 60bpm resting. So pretty good. The other stat I don’t know, but I check my BP every day and wear a fitbit so I always know what my heart rate is.

      • Suthenboy

        Agreed. Turn off the heat and that fuckwit that they apparently are giving a degree in physics to, toss his ass out of school.

    • straffinrun

      “No? OK, how about we turn off the heat at the factory down the street?”

      *Riotious Applause from students*

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I identify as a Daffodil…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        See how easy it is?

  37. Festus

    Bad last day or two. One of our fish tanks failed, thankfully the the 90 gallon rather than the 130. Wifey- “My fish! (tears)” Me – “My sub-floor! (resignation).

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Oh shit, Shop vac and some dry air Stat!

      • Festus

        Most of it got soaked up pretty quick-like (Little Doggo did her job and scratched at the bedroom door like STEVE SMITH was after her) so it was about 30 gallons at best. Now we have this fish tank to get rid of and I’m still recovering from hernia surgery. I told her that we’re gonna wrap it in the biggest blanket she can part with and I’m gonna break it up with a hammer. Nobody is carrying two hundred pounds of partially intact, broke-ass glass out of my house down the steps and into the icy wild.

    • Suthenboy

      I have two fish tanks. One looks suspiciously like a freezer and the other looks uncannily like a deep fryer.

      • commodious spittoon

        I laughed.

    • Hyperion

      Those seem sort of small. How do you cast without the lure hitting the glass?

    • Shirley Knott

      Oh, dear. Sorry, to each and both of you.

      • Festus

        I could have stopped her before the hobby got too large but instead ignored my instincts and decided to leave well enough alone. This is why we have horses, now. That 130 tank is coming down with the house.

    • straffinrun

      What does “failed” mean? The pump went kaput?

      • Ted S.

        Sounds like the glass broke.

      • straffinrun

        Yeah, I should’ve read his follow up.

      • Festus

        Catastrophic failure. A chunk of the front came out about the size of an equilateral triangle 12″ square at the top. We had big goldfish in there and they like to suck on stones and spit them against the glass. That shit’s like 14mm glass but who knows how old it is or how many times it’s been moved. There’s a huge crack running from the break to the corner. Bleed-out just waiting to happen. Hence the blanket and hammer solution.

      • Rhywun

        We had big goldfish in there and they like to suck on stones and spit them against the glass.

        Assholes.

      • straffinrun

        Time for a new tank, eh? Sounds like the goldfish were trying to make a break for it.

      • Festus

        Kamikoi

  38. Hyperion

    I quit drinking alcohol and sometimes, like right now, I’m bored as fuck.

    • Mustang

      I can definitely relate to this right now.

    • Suthenboy

      *shakes head and gives look of complete understanding*

      My doc grinds my ass all the time about how much I drink. I really get tired of hearing about it but he is a great doc so I let him slide on that. One day he said (He is from the ME) “You are Irish aren’t you? Oooooh. Ok. “

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Irish= No liver, no problem….

      • Sean

        I just tell my doctor what he wants to hear. We’re both happy that way.

      • Spudalicious

        Blood tests don’t lie. Ask me how I know.

      • Sean

        I ignored the one he wanted me to do last year. He wrote another one for me this year. I’m gonna put it off for a while.

      • Ted S.

        [holds magnet out and leads Spud around]

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Hobbies, the answer is hobbies, build, play Golf, walk, hike, play with toys….
      you’ll be fine,

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, I’m trying that. Just that nothing is fun without beer. Except for maybe Staff’s suggestion below and my wife has the flu, damnit!

      • Not Adahn

        Just have her face into the pillow so she doesn’t cough on you.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Seriously, Disc Golf has got me away from beer and cigarettes, Ball golf was an excuse to get drunk,
        try it, it’s way cheap to play,

      • Suthenboy

        Hobbies….I love wood and love to build furniture.

        I had a giant shop fan on the back porch that one of my dogs kept pissing on. That rusted the housing to pieces. The motor and spindle were still fine so I decided to disassemble the thing and make a wood lathe out of the parts.
        I am still working on it. Apparently they put the fan blades on using a 5/8 stop-ring with a set screw. I dont know why they used a set screw. The fucking ring is heat-shrunk on and I cant find my torch.

        In other news, people are not all bad: I ordered a new rear sight for my SW model 60 that the dog snagged off of the side table in order to use the holster for a chew toy but it never arrived. 60 bucks for the damned thing. The PO said they delivered it but delivered to the wrong address, a common occurrence around here. Las night just after dark a neighbor showed up at the door with the sight. He apologized and said it took so long ( a month) because it got lost in the mountain of junk mail he gets. I have done the same thing myself.
        I am very pleased.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Nice people!, my Daughter “found” a payroll check that vanished in October, good endings are good,

      • Shirley Knott

        Nice.

    • straffinrun

      Fuck.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Off!

    • Festus

      Happens. Every time I stop drinking I stop posting on Glibs.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Needs More Beer!
        /Festus!11

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hey, me too but only for a year to see if I can. Come Jan 1, 2021 that goes out the window.

      • Hyperion

        Lol. You sound exactly like my situation. One year. Then I’ll look at the situation again. Might be OK if I would just drink occasionally, but once I get started I want to drink every freaking day. Not good. My last beer was Jan 6.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve cut back to hit the goal weight. Now instead of a beer or two a night (with more on Friday and Saturday), I’m pretty much only drinking on Saturdays (unless there’s an event, like the superbowl).

      • Hyperion

        The weight thing is why I quit, mostly, but overall a health goal. I lost 60 lbs and gained 20 of it back. It really pissed me off, so the first thing I decided on was giving up the beer for a while, until I decide I can have some once in a while without drinking it daily and screwing up my fitness goals.

      • Sean

        A year?!?!? I did a week while I was sick and on the zpack. I was proud enough of that.

      • Hyperion

        After a few weeks, you don’t much care anymore. You’ll just be bored most of the time, especially around beer o’clock. But sleep with no alcohol is fucking pure gold.

    • Mojeaux

      How do you get bored not drinking something? I mean, does drinking consume the whole of your attention for however many hours you’re doing it?

      • Count Potato

        Nope, it makes some other things more interesting. Watching sports or playing games are two common examples.

      • Festus

        Brighter colors, better opinions that you can’t wait to overshare! Join us, Mormon! Jooooiiiinnn Uuuusss!

      • Festus

        T’was a jest, sweet Mojo. Some folk don’t drink and for others it let’s them skate along. I’m of the latter camp.

      • Mojeaux

        No, no, no, I LOLd.

        There are a few things in life I would like to experience because it feels like I would have “arrived.”

        One of those is pulling an all-nighter with your beloved and a bunch of really good friends, over good food and I guess for them good wine, and really get into deep and erudite conversation. Like, there’s a real connection there, you know? Relaxed, deep, late at night, dark, warm. Maybe outside around a fire pit in the spring or fall, or a cozy kitchen in the winter.

        Yeah, it’s a small and stupid thing, but that’s a romantic vision I have in my head.

      • Festus

        Sure. But you write Romance novels. For every one of those candle-lit, bon-vivant soirees there will be about a thousand “hold my hair” or “Imma gonna kill him” moments. You’re missing out on not much at all. We just know our appetites.

    • Rhywun

      A small group of Democratic National Committee members has privately begun gauging support for a plan to potentially weaken Bernie Sanders’ presidential campaign and head off a brokered convention.

      LOLOL there is not enough popcorn in the world for this shit.

    • Suthenboy

      Good Lord they are gonna do it again? They openly denigrate red voters, then start openly denigrating their own base. They torpedo their base’s preferred candidate two races in a row and try to remove a duly elected president on straight party lines. Then to top it off they bitch and moan about people destroying ‘democracy’.

      I am starting to think we wont need any rope. Their party base will do the unpleasant jobs and we can just sit back and enjoy the show.

      • Urthona

        ha. if a guy isn’t even popular enough to win their own party, is he really gonna beat trump?

      • Sean

        Nope.

      • Hyperion

        None of them are going to beat Trump. But Suthen is right. There’s nothing to do. Just get the popcorn and enjoy their self destruction.

      • Suthenboy

        Oh, Grampa Gulag could win the nomination in a straight up election. That is why they are fixing it.
        None of the sacks of shit they have for a potential run against Trump could win in the general. Not even close. That is why we are seeing the hysterical grasping at straws panic behavior.

      • Rhywun

        It’s scary how popular Sanders is. At this point I think we need to raise the voting age to like 45.

      • Hyperion

        We need to scrap public education or figure out a way to completely overhaul it, or we’ll be soon be dealing with 60 year old adult children.

      • Festus

        *looks at Driver’s licence* Nearly there!

      • straffinrun

        It’s expected. Everybody sees that government is broken and he’s offering bold plans. Terrible, but bold.

      • Festus

        Digging your own death pit is a bold strategy, Cotton…

      • Hyperion

        You know who else had a bold solution?

  39. straffinrun

    We’ve all let Adam Schiff down. Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

    • Suthenboy

      Ok. My room is where all of my good shit is.

      • Festus

        My room is where I try to get some sleep.

  40. Yusef drives a Kia

    Is there a Doctor in the house? Wendy now has MRDO, which is bad? I was told it’s worse than MRSA, please contact me at,
    ARE Lozonne at Gee male dot com

    • Urthona

      i think It just means an infection that is immune to antibiotics.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I know that part, but how bad is it to treat? they are using massive, nasty antibiotics but…..
        I fear I’m losing her….

      • Count Potato

        Sorry 🙁

      • straffinrun

        Ditto

      • Mojeaux

        I’m sorry, Yusef.

        They’ll have infectious disease specialists on it.

      • Festus

        Shit.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Not a doctor, but dealt with this when my Mom was in the hospital. MRSA (methicillin-resistant staph) is just one type of MDRO.

      • Festus

        When I was in the hospital they roomed me with a guy that C. Dificile. Fun! They put up stickers everywhere yet failed to tell me about his condition. Being his roommate was just as pleasant as you might imagine. They didn’t care, I was in there for an un-sexy disease so was treated accordingly. “Pancreatitis, eh? Let’s ignore you for a week and hope you go away.”

  41. Tulip

    I’ve had the flu since Sunday. My workout has been coughing. Both my back and abs are hurting (because I fight it). At least, my cough is mostly gone.

    • Hyperion

      My wife is having it right now. I just got over it. Mega doses of good vitamin C and Echinacea tea got me over it really quickly. I just gave my wife the vitamin C and put on the tea kettle.

    • Mojeaux

      That sounds rough. Hang in there!

    • Count Potato

      Get well soon!