The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Bernie and Liz

by | Jan 15, 2020 | Hat and Hair, SugarFree | 232 comments

 

ā€œI didnā€™t shake your hand because I knew where it had been,ā€ Elizabeth said, giggling, shaking Bernieā€™s penis like a wet towel as they waited for the Viagra to kick in.

ā€œFisting is a very socialist sex act,ā€ Bernie said. ā€œEveryone has a fist, right? Even people without hands can have a sex stump!ā€

ā€œOh, Bernie,ā€ she said, rolling over to slop her breasts upon his sunken chest. ā€œYouā€™re so smart.ā€

ā€œThe only people that canā€™t fist, I guess, are people without any arms. I guess they just use their feet. Feet! Can I put my foot in you, Elizabeth?ā€

She looked down at his feet, flaky and gnarled, bunioned and blistered, the sole a single thick callus. ā€œMaybe later, baby.ā€

ā€œThatā€™s OK. I find nothing erotic about the foot. It is just a draft animal. Like having sex with a mule or a donkey or a horse or, I dunno, an ox. Just doesnā€™t appeal to me at all.ā€

She shook his penis harder, making his loose scrotum flail about.

ā€œCastro took me to a donkey show in 1972. Disgusting. I donā€™t know why a donkey would have sex with a woman that ugly. That donkey has needs, dammit. Needs!ā€

ā€œI think it moved a little,ā€ Elizabeth said, rubbing her thumb along his circumcision scar.

ā€œI had to be cut three times,ā€ he said proudly. ā€œIt just kept growing back. The mohel finally had to cauterize it with a brĆ»lĆ©e torch at my bar mitzvah.ā€

ā€œJesus!ā€ Elizabeth said.

ā€œAnd the smell! The whole party was ruined. They thought we were serving pork!ā€

Elizabeth laughed into the fold of his neck and snuggled closer, their slack flesh sticky to the other. She spat into her hand and rubbed it along his flaccid member.

ā€œBernie, why do you think a woman canā€™t be President,ā€ she asked gently, her breath tickling the firest of gray hairs bristling from his ear.

ā€œI think a woman can be President,ā€ he replied, breath rancid with vinegar and onions. ā€œIā€™m just not sure America is ready for a Native American woman President.ā€

ā€œOh, Bernie,ā€ she cried. ā€œIā€™ve been so oppressed for my heritage!ā€ She wept beside him as his penis finally became semi-erect.

ā€œI think itā€™s ready,ā€ he mumbled. ā€œMaybe ball it up in your hand and just sort of stuff it up in there.ā€

ā€œIā€™m too dry from all my tears,ā€ she said, pulling away from him with a Velcro noise.

ā€œWhere are you going! My doctor cleared me for sex! Sex!ā€

ā€œIā€™m just not in the mood any longer,ā€ she said while dressing.

ā€œThatā€™s why a women should never be President,ā€ he muttered.

ā€œWhat did you say?ā€

ā€œYou know who else canā€™t fist? Quadruple amputees! Poor bastards. Just a torso. Horrible. Oral, yes, most of them. But no fisting! Gah!ā€

Elizabeth looked at him for a minute, sprawled across the bed, his scarred penis lolling to the side, and then shook her lesbian haircut out and left the hotel room.

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232 Comments

  1. RBS

    She wept beside me

    SugarFee is Bernie.

    • RBS

      Free…

    • SugarFree

      Fresh, funny or proofread: you can only have two.

      • Not Adahn

        Self-insert fanfic is just sad.

      • SugarFree

        Sugar-Sue

  2. Drake

    She wept beside me… Good Lord, you are there with them?

    • The Other Kevin

      He was in the hotel room disguised as an end table. How do you think he gets this stuff? You donā€™t think heā€™s sick enough to come up with it on his own do you?

      • Bobarian LMD

        SugarFree identity confirmed!

      • Sean

        Spoon!

      • Rhywun

        SF is Odo?

        Checks out.

  3. CPRM

    She wept beside me as his penis finally became semi-erect.

    So these really are first hand accounts!

    • CPRM

      I’ll wait a while to pick up those drugs, my ass is a bit soggy today.

  4. Sean

    She wept beside me as his penis finally became semi-erect.

    It was a threesome?

    • Ted S.

      Did drugs fall out of SF’s ass as Sanders’ penis became semi-erect?

  5. The Late P Brooks

    She wept beside me as his penis finally became semi-erect.

    Whoops.

    Doxxed yourself.

    • Fourscore

      ” pulling away from him with a Velcro noise”

      Poetry.

  6. CPRM

    Also, whycome no Extended Universe banner?!

    • Bobarian LMD

      True life.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    ā€œIā€™m just not in the mood any longer,ā€ she said while dressing.

    A President can’t afford to not be in the mood. NEXT!

  8. Tundra

    …The mohel finally had to cauterize it with a brĆ»lĆ©e torch at my bar mitzvah.ā€

    Wow.

    • ron73440

      ā€œAnd the smell! The whole party was ruined. They thought we were serving pork!ā€

      What the hell is wrong with you/us?

      • Not Adahn

        I thought that was one of the more brilliant lines.

        Although…

        Do uncured meats smell different when burned?

        Also, shouldn’t the rabbi have realized the sign that HaShem was rejecting Bernie? Must have been a reform congregation.

      • JD is Unemployed

        That was the point of ALOL for me. I like to see how long I can go.

      • R C Dean

        Same here. My favorite part of this one.

    • Swiss Servator

      Yeah…that one sort of reached out and gave me the ol’ 3 Stooges eyepoke.

      • Tres Cool

        +3 Nyuk

  9. leon

    And here i was saying she was a liar…. I guess you really should #BelieveAllWomen

  10. ron73440

    She shook his penis harder, making his loose scrotum flail about.

    Phenomenal once again.

    Almost choked on my sammich when I got to that line..

  11. Not Adahn

    She wept beside me

    The omniscient narrator is inside the motel room?

    • Ozymandias

      “The call… is coming from inside the HOUSE!!!”

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Sad Alma Mater is Sad

    Colorado College went on a brief lockdown Tuesday afternoon following a report of a person with a gun.

    The college confirmed with 11 News authorities made contact with the person in question and the incident was resolved peacefully. The lockdown was issued at about 3:45 p.m. and lifted minutes later.

    Colorado College provided the following statement to 11 News at 5:50 p.m.:

    “A call came into Colorado Springs Police Department regarding a man two blocks from campus brandishing a weapon, and that the suspect was traveling southbound toward campus. This activated our emergency response protocol, and we began constant communication with law enforcement via our Campus Resource Officer. A message to shelter in place was sent out to the campus until law enforcement could conduct a search of the area. During that search, Colorado Springs Police Department located several suspects who admitted to having bb guns. After consultation with CSPD, it was determined there was no longer a threat to CC.

    BB guns. Off campus. LOCK IT DOWN.

    When I was going to school there, I knew people who kept their for real guns in their dorm rooms. Nobody freaked out.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Don’t they have open carry in Colorado? Isn’t Colorado Springs a socon happy land where there’s a gun in every house?

      • Pope Jimbo

        When I was at the U of M (Morris) 2/3 of the guys on our dorm floor had shotguns in their rooms for hunting. No one had any problems. Even the morning when one of the guys shot a bird through his dorm window didn’t raise any eyebrows (the bird was loudly chirping while the shooter was nursing a hangover).

      • Not Adahn

        How did the report treat his hangover?

      • R C Dean

        one of the guys shot a bird through his dorm window

        I hope he opened it first.

        the shooter was nursing a hangover

        I’m sure shooting a shotgun is just the thing for that.

      • l0b0t

        When I lived in Cripple Creek, it was known that to enter CO Springs, Denver, Boulder, or Pueblo while open carrying was to invite an immediate citation for ‘flagrant display’. We always hated having to go into the big city.

    • R C Dean

      there was no longer a threat to CC

      Oh, fuck off. There was never a threat.

      During that search, Colorado Springs Police Department located several suspects who admitted to having bb guns.

      Suspected of what crime, exactly?

      • Not Adahn

        Suspected of what crime, exactly?

        Being a non-LEO gun owner, duh!

    • Akira

      But you can’t argue with the results – I mean, there haven’t been any shootings on college campuses since they started banning guns!

      /sarc, but not too far off from what people actually believe

      • leon

        But you canā€™t argue with the results ā€“ I mean, there havenā€™t been any shootings on college campuses since they started banning guns!

        /sarc, but not too far off from what people actually believe

        Back in 2007 or so There was a shooting at Trolley Square in SLC. It was said that the shooter had considered shooting at the University of Utah just a few blocks east, but then found out that a good portion of the student body carries and decided to go to the mall which was a “Gun Free” zone.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ah yes, another Aloha snack bar shooter.

  13. Jarflax

    SF does yeoman work, and this is not intended as a complaint, but even his talents cannot make Warren as interesting and Lovecraftian a character as Hillary. Her banal schoolmarm evil simply cannot compare.

  14. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    “She wept beside me”

    Sugarfree is taking sides in the “first person” versus “third person omniscient” debate.

    • Bobarian LMD

      First person omniscient.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Putin consolidates power as Russian government resigns

    Russiaā€™s government resigned Wednesday to make way for major new constitutional changes, according to the Tass state news agency, citing Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.

    Without giving much detail, the news agency said President Vladimir Putin thanked Medvedevā€™s government for its work. The move was reportedly made so Putin can carry out sweeping constitutional changes he spoke about at his annual address just hours earlier.

    ā€œFor my part, I also want to thank you for everything that was done at this stage of our joint work, I want to express satisfaction with the results that have been achieved,ā€ Putin told a meeting of ministers, according to Tass.

    ā€œNot everything was done, but everything never works out in full,ā€ Putin said.

    Later, Russian news agencies reported that Putin wants to appoint Mikhail Mishustin, the head of Russiaā€™s Federal Tax Service, as the new Prime Minister.

    • Rhywun

      [Putin] might be preparing to transition to a PM position with enlarged powers in 2024

      LOL so much pussyfooting around. Just become Supreme Great Leader or something already.

      • UnCivilServant

        The classic title is ‘Tsar’. Maybe he doesn’t think he can get away with it.

      • leon

        I imagine it has the same feeling as rex did to the Romans.

      • Raven Nation

        Man of Steel

      • Q Continuum

        The great irony of all this: the Bolsheviks slaughtered so many people to eliminate the monarchy, only to have their great vision collapse and go right back to it.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        transition to a PM position

        Why wait and just declare himself a Transprime Minister?

      • Rhywun

        EXCUSE ME, IT’S TSARINA!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        …Sorry. My bad.

      • Not Adahn

        …ok, who ordered the Percheron?

    • Pope Jimbo

      I would like to start a GoFundMe account to pay a bunch of Russian trolls to blame all of this on election interference by Bernie (or one of the other Dems). Start calling Putin Bernie’s stooge.

  16. Gustave Lytton

    These leaks of private meetings with only two parties present need to stop. Like before 11am Glib time today. I feel queasy.

  17. Grumbletarian

    ā€œIā€™m too dry from all my tears,ā€ she said, pulling away from him with a Velcro noise.

    I swear I could almost hear the sound, their withered flesh briefly stretching taut before falling back into familiar loose folds.

  18. mexican sharpshooter

    ā€œAnd the smell! The whole party was ruined. They thought we were serving pork!ā€

    It sounded good about ten minutes ago, but I suppose I didn’t need to have a pulled pork sandwich for lunch.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Impeachment forever.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) boasted about President Donald Trumpā€™s impeachment as one that ā€œwill last foreverā€ on Wednesday at a press briefing.

    Pelosi said, ā€œOn December 18, the House of Representatives impeached the president of the United States ā€” an impeachment that will last forever. Since December 18, there have been comments about when are we going to send the articles over. Well, we had hoped that the courtesy would be extended that we would have seen what the process would be in the Senate. Short of that, the time has revealed many things since then. Time has been our friend on all of this.ā€

    • Q Continuum

      And Trump will forever be the guy that beat your party in likely the biggest upset in US political history.

      • leon

        hE diD nOT wIn!!!! HilLaRY iS tHe tRuE PrEsiDeNt BecAUsE oF ThE pOpUlAr vOtE!

      • Not Adahn

        Beloved Popular Vote President > Secret Nzai President.

    • leon

      Well, we had hoped that the courtesy

      Thank goodness for the founders making the Senate independent and a guarantee of the states.

    • Raven Nation

      “an impeachment that will last forever”

      Well, yeah. Just like Clinton and Johnson.

      Or at least as long as history is taught.

      • leon

        So like 12 more years?

        / AOC

    • Pope Jimbo

      “Time has been our friend on all of this.ā€

      Wait, I thought that time was the enemy? That Trump was so dangerous that no time could be taken to wait for the courts to rule on whether his administration officials could be compelled to testify. That the trial had to happen RIGHT NOW!

    • R C Dean

      Short of that, the time has revealed many things since then.

      What, exactly, has “time revealed”?

    • wdalasio

      an impeachment that will last forever

      You know what else will last forever? Having lost to a president you’ve impeached’s re-election bid.

  20. Q Continuum

    OT: Iranian funtime.

    https://strategypage.com/on_point/2020011583156.aspx

    “According to the Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty Persian language broadcast unit, Radio Farda, on Jan. 13, protesters in Isfahan Industrial University chanted, ‘Execution and imprisonment no longer scare us.'”

    If true, the regime could be in a lot of trouble.

    • Not Adahn

      Not Iranian Funbags?

    • Pine_Tree

      Isfahan is one of the places I’ve long wanted to go/see. Same with the bazaar of Tabriz. I have a thing for classical Persian architecture. Maybe one day it’ll be a realistic trip.

  21. mikey

    And there was talk a few episodes ago about SF going soft on us – as it were. He’s a master of pacing. A couple relatively mild episodes and then – hit ’em with the brule torch!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Yes. He’s like Walking Dead back when it was a show about zombies.

  22. kinnath

    Is Pelosi is trying tp scuttle the impeachment?

    WASHINGTON (AP) – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has announced the House prosecutors for the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump.

    They include Democrats Adam Schiff of California and Jerrold Nadler of New York, who led the House impeachment probe.

    • SugarFree

      She might be trying to make sure that Schiff and Nadler can’t be called to testify.

      • R C Dean

        My thought exactly.

        Although there’s really no reason why not. Even in a Real Trial (insert trademark sign here), you can call lawyers representing one of the parties to the stand. Usually means they have to resign as the lawyer for their client.

      • SugarFree

        “Russia Mitch is only calling them to make them resign!”

        A hilarious shitshow is coming. I can’t wait.

      • leon

        Schiff: The Senator is not recognized!!!!

        McConnell: Shut the fuck up pleb

      • Swiss Servator

        “Conscript Fathers, I move that Tribune Schiff is hurled from the Tarpeian Rock!”

      • Bobarian LMD

        Thwow him woughly to fwoor, Thentuwion!

      • Tres Cool

        Her name? Incontinentia. Incontinetia BUTTOCKS

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s her ‘A’-team.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      Less than a year ago, both men assured the public and any other person whose brain had been irreparably damaged from the 2016 election that the Trump campaign was definitely in collusion with Russia to do…well…something.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Didn’t he go full McCarthy, and claim to have proof of Trump’s collusion crimes in his possession? I don’t know if he actually said he had the proof “here in my hand”, but he might as well have.

      • Rhywun

        My favorite one is “I don’t know who the whistleblower is”.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Cardi B: Constitutional scholar.

    Cardi B tweeted on Tuesday and compared owning a gun to joining the military, saying:

    “To join the military you need proper training and follow rules right? They do evaluation check to get in right ?If you donā€™t qualify you get kicked out right?so if you donā€™t get training and donā€™t follow proper rules and donā€™t qualify to own a gun you shouldnā€™t have one.”

    The statement about guns and the military was part of a larger effort to clarify her position after facing push-back after she came out in favor of mental background checks and an increased minimum age for gun purchases.

    ā€œListen , I do believe we have the right to bare arms however I do believe in order to get a gun we should get mental check ups, proper training and a older age limit to own one,ā€ the Grammy-winning rapper said. ā€œIf the proper age limit to drinking is 21 because these kids canā€™t handle their liquor how can they.ā€

      • The Other Kevin

        She was sticking it to the patriarchy long before it was cool. Sheā€™s the perfect Dem candidate.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      She once said she didn’t like taxes, but then added that actually she loves taxes for woke projects, and now she says that people should be restricted from buying guns.

      Is she running for the LP nomination, because I think Chafee has some competition?

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Pretty sure that Nick Sarwark just came reading Cardi B’s tweets

    • Rhywun

      If the proper age limit to drinking is 21 because these kids canā€™t handle their liquor

      That’s not why the drinking age is 21.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Shhhh….she’s retarded

      • leon

        Remember when voting was lowered to 18 because some loosers in government wanted to keep enslaving 18 year olds?

        Yeah i think that was a mistake.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        The sad reality is that if Vietnam was fought with a volunteer military we would have never left and eighteen year-olds would have been cool with that

    • leon

      I’m totally in agreement. Also Mothers should get psych evals to make sure they will be able to handle the mental problems that come with an abortion, if they don’t pass they don’t get to have one.

    • Rebel Scum

      Forgot to bold…

      right to bare arms

      I think we can all agree that everyone has a right to go sleeveless providing one has the proper training and permitting.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Your a moron. Do you think she was talking about “bear arms”?

      • R C Dean

        everyone has a right to go sleeveless

        What about high-capacity sleeves?

      • UnCivilServant

        I contend that those are vital or even mandatory.

      • R C Dean

        Exactly. While there is a reasonable right to go sleeveless, that doesn’t extend to not wearing high-capacity sleeves.

      • ChipsnSalsa

        Trigger warning on that RC, please!

      • ChipsnSalsa

        Well we don’t want to arm the bears now do we? Just think of a grizzly with an AR-15, it’s crazy!

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t be silly, AR-15s aren’t bear rifles.

        Grizzlies use heavier armaments.

      • mindyourbusiness

        .375 H & H at minimum.

      • Suthenboy

        I thought we had this discussion and ruled that 375 Ruger was superior

      • Not Adahn

        Murican > Limey. It is known.

      • grrizzly

        Are you sure?

    • Drake

      So us military vets should have unlimited access to firearms, right?

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, no, vets all have PTSD and can’t be permitted weapons on mental health grounds. Clearly, it’s only common sense.

    • Naptown Bill

      I remember when I used to think Paris Hilton was the nadir of American society. This em effer makes her look like Clara Barton. Cardi B is a talentless moron famous – ish for a hook and being a classless tramp. English is her native language and she can barely speak it, let alone write it. I wouldn’t even deign to disagree with her until she graduates the fourth grade.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I remember when popstars looked pretty or at least made somewhat of an effort.

    • R C Dean

      I think an appropriately measured response is called for to Ms. B:

      *clears throat*

      Fuck off, you sociopathic slut.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Great, now advocate for a arbitrary, minimual constitutinal knowledge test for the adult public before they’re allowed to vote.

  24. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    “CNNIsTrash” is now trending on the Twitters.

    These people are just realizing that?

    • Not Adahn

      The power of ox-goring.

    • leon

      This is dangerous to our democracy!

  25. Spudalicious

    Iā€™m in public so I had to stop reading. People were looking at me.

    • leon

      Well that’s cause you were jacking off to the parts about warren….

      • Spudalicious

        Laughing and retching at the same time is not normal behavior.

    • UnCivilServant

      You went into public?

      How degenerate.

  26. Rebel Scum

    The wouldn’t ask the same of Warren but this is something.

    “Your campaign proposals would double federal spending over the next decade at an unprecedented level of spending not seen since World War II,” said the CNN moderator. “How would you keep your plans from bankrupting the country?”

    “No, our plan wouldn’t bankrupt the country. In fact, it would much improve the well-being of working-class families and the middle class,” Sanders replied.

    By taxing them into poverty…

    • R C Dean

      No, our plan wouldnā€™t bankrupt the country.

      Well, glad that’s settled.

      • Akira

        That’s been her response on numerous occasions when she is asked about the economic realities of her ideas: Just flat-out deny that anything bad would happen, then immediately start talking about something else.

      • leon

        They [the economists] are wrong!

      • Akira

        Fuck, just realized I read Rebel Scum’s post incorrectly and they were talking about Sanders, not Warren.

        Oh well, point still stands – I guess both of them respond to criticism by flippantly denying it and prattling off the same warmed-over talking points. Color me surprised.

  27. R C Dean

    Seen on the intertubes:

    Its no longer Virginia. Its Cali-ginia.

    • Rebel Scum

      New news?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Donā€™t they have open carry in Colorado? Isnā€™t Colorado Springs a socon happy land where thereā€™s a gun in every house?

    Yes, as far as I know, Colorado is still an open carry state. Colorado Springs is probably still socon deplorable HQ for the front range.

    But- you know- prissy uberliberal douchebags care not for your negative rights.

    • Q Continuum

      They do have open carry and C. Springs is indeed Deploranazi HQ; CC is an island of the Upper West Side.

    • R C Dean

      Not only do you not have the power to embed images, you apparently can’t link to them, either.

      • JD is Unemployed

        Works for me šŸ™

      • Bobarian LMD

        Not for me.

    • JD is Unemployed
  29. R C Dean

    What took them so long to file suit, anyway?

    Since 2013, weā€™ve filed sunshine requests with the California controller for the state checkbook. Each time our requests were rejected without citing a single exemption of the stateā€™s open records law.

    Oddly, the controllerā€™s main arguments rest on a claim that they canā€™t locate a single one of the 49 million bills she paid last year!

  30. Suthenboy

    Re: The Colorado College shooter

    I wonder if, like the shooters themselves, some anti-gun hystericals wish to be part of the school shooting club. I know plenty of anti-gunners hope for more mass shooting martyrs but I wonder how many on the CC campus are disappointed that this turned out to be a false alarm.

    • leon

      some anti-gun hystericals wish to be part of the school shooting club

      They got to figure out how to shoot before they start lining people against the wall.

      • Nephilium

        Don’t you just point the long part at the bad guys, and push in on the pusher (which pushes the bullet out)?

      • leon

        You may think guns are stupid simple, but don’t underestimate human stupidity to take up the challenge.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Dude. Point? Long part? Pusher?

        You don’t know jack do you? All you have to do is move the joystick and the crosshairs move to the bad guy. Then you pull the trigger on the joystick to shoot. If you are playing with a PS controller, you just click the button on the top right.

      • Suthenboy

        No, no, not the thing that goes up, that other thingy.

      • Nephilium

        Jimbo, I didn’t realize that you were that slow. I mean a controller for a shooter instead of a mouse.

    • R C Dean

      Hell, Gauleiter Hogg has made a career of it. Even leveraged it into being admitted to Harvard. And he wasn’t even in the building.

      • Suthenboy

        No offense to anyone who went to an Ivy League school but any recent graduates that applied for a position with me would get this:

        Them: I went to Harvard

        Me: That’s nice. *yells over shoulder* Next!

      • Tundra

        True story:

        A friend of mine told me that they recently hired a kid from the South Dakota School if Mines over a Harvard kid. She said it wasn’t even close.

      • Suthenboy

        One does not go to Harvard to get an education. One goes to Harvard to make connections and network. I assume graduates get hired not because of what they are capable of producing but because of who they know and what that can do for an organization.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, oh, I know, propose to the current crop of students that the networking needs to be redistributed to needy students at other schools, so Harvard should be shut down.

      • Tundra

        I know that’s the way it was when I was younger, but is it still the case? Outside of the fucking government, of course.

      • Sensei

        That’s correct.

        However, having worked with plenty of Ivy League (and similar) graduates the vast majority aren’t stupid either. However, on that doesn’t mean that top graduates from other institutions are any less bright.

      • R C Dean

        My general impression is that the undergrads are smart enough, but not necessarily knock-it-out-of-the-park smart. The grad students tended to be pretty top-tier, though. Although my exposure to them goes back aways, and this may have changed.

      • Sensei

        I worked with more Wharton MBAs than I can count. None of whom I would call stupid.

        Honestly, in terms of pure quantitative skills where I worked i was in the bottom quintile.

      • RAHeinlein

        I’ve generally found the Harvard/Princeton grads who were accepted based-on merit to be high quality. The others, not so much.

      • leon

        Hell, Gauleiter Hogg has made a career of it. Even leveraged it into being admitted to Harvard. And he wasnā€™t even in the building.

        He loves his fellow classmates so much that it doesn’t matter that he has leveraged their deaths for his great financial benefit.

    • Suthenboy

      I was not clear. I meant how many want to have a school shooting at their own school. Of course in their minds they will be another David Hogg and not a victim themselves.
      I didnt mean they would be the shooter themselves.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    I was not clear. I meant how many want to have a school shooting at their own school. Of course in their minds they will be another David Hogg and not a victim themselves.
    I didnt mean they would be the shooter themselves.

    To be sure, human shields are all well and good, in theory… but you go first.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Also- Colorado College suffers from a severe case of Ivy Envy. Anything to get on the news. If it takes a few bloody corpses to shove Harvard out of the limelight (even for a few news cycles), so be it.

    And besides, it would be the perfect opportunity to start a conversation with the deplorables.

    • Suthenboy

      ‘Start a conversation’. With proggies that usually means them lecturing. you about how things are and finishing with ‘now you are gonna eat it and like it’. I remember when Obama was ‘starting conversations’.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    You donā€™t know jack do you? All you have to do is move the joystick and the crosshairs move to the bad guy. Then you pull the trigger on the joystick to shoot. If you are playing with a PS controller, you just click the button on the top right.

    You’re overthinking it

    *Sorry- me not know how make linky start in middle.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    A friend of mine told me that they recently hired a kid from the South Dakota School if Mines over a Harvard kid. She said it wasnā€™t even close.

    Hell, I’d hire a kid from the South Dakota School of Mimes before I’d hire a Harvard Man.

    • Tundra

      +1 Man trapped in a box.

    • ChipsnSalsa

      At least they wouldn’t talk your ear off about how they went to Harvard.

    • Tres Cool

      At least whiteface isnt problematic

  35. Caput Lupinum

    Sorry- me not know how make linky start in middle.

    Open the video in YouTube, watch the video to the point where you want to link or move to it manually, then click share and select link, YouTube will format the link it generates to start at the time you stopped the video.

  36. Plisade

    Anybody here familiar with the historian/author, Daniel Immerwahr? He’s got a book out called, “How to Hide an Empire,” that looks interesting.

  37. bacon-magic

    #believeallsquaws

    • Tres Cool

      “He’s so stupid, he thinks that Sacajawea is just a ‘bag of jawea’ “.
      -some Two and a Half Men episode

  38. DEG

    ā€œIā€™m too dry from all my tears,ā€ she said, pulling away from him with a Velcro noise.

    Huh. I figured for folks like Bernie and Warren that would be the best lube.

    • R C Dean

      Other people’s tears. C’mon, they’re socialists. Its always “other people” with them.

      • DEG

        After 100 million or so dead, it’s hard to keep track of which person’s tears you are using.

  39. kinnath

    My wife and I will be heading to Nashville next summer for the National Homebrew Convention.

    We were thinking of making it a full week. So I am thinking of stopping along the way and spending a couple of days along the western Tennessee/Kentucky border.

    Anyone familiar with the area? Places to see? Things to do?

    • DEG

      I don’t know the western Kentucky/Tennessee border area.

      In Nashville I recommend the Lane Motor Museum if you like cars.

      Also in Nashuville, I stopped in at Yazoo’s taproom. They run tours, but weren’t running them due to moving production facilities. They had some good beer but the place was empty until about fifteen minutes before last call when they got swamped.

      Royal Range gets some free advertising on hickok45’s channel but I didn’t know about Royal Range until after my road trip that took me through Nashville.

    • Gustave Lytton

      National Quilt Museum in Paducah, if the missus is a quilter.

      Skip the Frist Art Museum. It’s awful.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And I know it’s cliched, but the Country Music Hall of Fame & Museum is worth going at least one for the Americana. Same with the Grand Ole Opry.

      • kinnath

        She is.

        I am afraid to tell her about this.

      • Pine_Tree

        She’s gonna hear about it anyway from one of her friends, so go ahead and score some points by suggesting it.

      • kinnath

        Paducah Beer Works is a block and half away. Hmm, this might work out.

  40. Not Adahn

    OK, the afternoon links are five minutes late.

    • leon

      ROBBY!!!!

      • ChipsnSalsa

        Someone needs to post Brett L’s bond.

      • Not Adahn

        I never know who’s turn it is in the lynx barrel.

      • Not Adahn

        Does the 30 min OT embargo start when the links actually get posted, or does it expire at 15:30 regardless?

      • Q Continuum

        I’m going with 15:30.

      • leon

        15:30? I thought you were in the true timezone Q? don’t you mean 14:30?

      • Q Continuum

        I’m in the One True Timezone, but I pander for votes.

      • leon

        So you’re Mitt Romney?

      • Gustave Lytton

        He does seem to have folders full of women.

      • Q Continuum

        No magic underwear sadly.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Don’t sell yourself short(s)!

      • Not Adahn

        It’s only polite to use Glibtime in re: posting events.

      • Count Potato

        You figure someone on meth would have more energy. Then again, tweakers are very easily distracted.

      • Rebel Scum

        16:30 in the timezone that matters.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        14:30 in the Zone that never changes….

      • Nephilium

        /insert the Downfall parody that Robby was looking for.

      • ChipsnSalsa

        + 1 red meat

    • Juvenile Bluster

      Everyone’s paying attention to the latest Avenatti court hearing and laughing their asses off at him.

      • leon

        Avenatti was one i called out, and was mocked for thinking he was shady at all a few years ago before all his fraud shit broke out. I had read up on some of his buisness dealings and he has the history of a Lawyer who screws around with people cause he thinks he’s smart enough to get away with it.

      • Juvenile Bluster

        Every lawyer knew this.

    • The Hyperbole

      It was a good run, 2+ years, oh well, nothing last forever! Are all you guys going back to H&R or somewhere else?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Let’s make this the longest comment section in history,
        One big thread…

      • ChipsnSalsa

        Would still be better than H&R

      • Q Continuum

        I have nowhere else!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Titties Q, the answer is Titties…

      • Q Continuum

        I suppose that’s always the answer.

  41. Yusef drives a Kia

    Where’s Muh Links? I’m confused…

    • Count Potato

      On the upside, you are less confused than whoever was supposed to post them.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Ah, Carmela…..

    • Not Adahn

      I don’t ever think I’ve seen the Brazos there. By Bryan, you can just walk across it.

      • leon

        Climate Change is ruining our good music!

  42. Tonio

    Lads, I believe that links are forthcoming.

    • Tres Cool

      You know they were having a ‘european’ house guest.
      They all bombed, playing Caligula, and lost track of the hour.

      • Tonio

        Someone is editing an article. That’s all I can see in my Palintir.

    • Q Continuum

      Your mom is a test!

  43. The Late P Brooks

    This is another test

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Huh- it worked.

    Thanks, Caput Lupinum!

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Your mom is a test!

    Nuh-uh.

    She can be a bit trying, sometimes.

  46. Not Adahn

    I think I’m going to try and turn some swiss chard into taco filling tonight.