Tuesday Morning Links

by | Jan 28, 2020 | Daily Links | 496 comments

A hell of a match

This morning has been bananas. So these may be abbreviated by my normal standards.And I’ll probably leave whatever typos I make, of which there are usually many. Federer snuck into the Aussie semifinals after a hell of a comeback.   Djoker rolled his way in. On the women’s side, Barty and Kenin made it through in straight sets. Hockey returned, with Washington, New Jersey, Toronto, Dallas, Vancouver, and San Jose winning. News outlets gave it a whole day before shit-talking Kobe’s past…and they’re drawing a lot of backlash from fans of the basketball star. And that’s pretty much it for sports.

Tha…that’s not good.

The big birthdays today are St Thomas Aquinas, bearded Canadian Alexander Mackenzie, French novelist Colette, person who used paint Jackson Pollock, actor-activist Alan Alda, Mexican gazillionaire Carlos Slim, coach-activist Gregg Popovich, fan of older women Nicolas Sarkozy, golf legend Nick Price, and hobbit actor Elijah Wood.  It’s also the day the space shuttle Challenger blew up on takeoff.  It’s hard to believe it has been 34 years. RIP to those astronauts.

OK, now…the links!

A journalist.

Accused sexual assaulter and CNN host Don Lemon creates the next big Trump campaign ad. Jeez, you’d almost think these people are in the tank for Bad Orange Man. But no, they’re just elitists who like shit-talking regular people who just so happen to not walk in lockstep with their political views.

Let me see if I can guess what’s in it: a bunch of new taxes and a a bunch of spending on pet projects? Oh, and policies that drive business elsewhere. But that’s a given.

Coming soon to a city near you

Well this doesn’t bode well for the rest of the world. The death toll is rising, the number of cases globally is rising. And nobody really has a clue what the death rate is.

SF cops and pols at war with each other. Good. Maybe the pols will pull their taxpayer-funded pensions in retaliation. And maybe the cops will stop being their revenue-collection arm. And maybe the people there will get some relief on both fronts.  LOL, just kidding. None of those things will happen.

The Supreme Court weighed in on immigration standards. I’ll leave it to you to give your opinion in the comments.  Personally, I don’t have a problem with means-testing immigrants. But I want the entire welfare state brought to an end, which would render this meaningless.

It took me a while to process the death. Now that I have, I’m gonna play a song where the drum work is less appreciated than it should be. Enjoy.

Have a great day, dear friends.

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496 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Let me see if I can guess what’s in it: a bunch of new taxes and a a bunch of spending on pet projects? Oh, and policies that drive business elsewhere. But that’s a given. – hei it really is a freakishly warm winter okay someone shoudl do something, and that someone is US local government

    • AlexinCT

      This seems to be a standard North East blue state thing this year. It is just a coincidence that these are all states dominated by the tax & spend “free shit for you paid by others” crowd that get super rich and powerful creating a whole new layer of ineffective and expensive money waste in every endeavor engaged by anyone and everyone. But hey, it is to save Gaia. Not to rip people off that otherwise would have told these credentialed parasites to go fuck off.

      • PieInTheSky

        Think of the Romanian ski season we need to tax Americans more.

      • Swiss Servator

        Well…I think the Swiss ski season should get first dibs. Alps, FTW!

      • AlexinCT

        I think we should send most of these skiers to Nepal and have the ski K2 or Everest.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Well this doesn’t bode well for the rest of the world. The death toll is rising, the number of cases globally is rising. And nobody really has a clue what the death rate is. – I do have a bunch of vacation days to burn, I can head for the mountains if the shit hits the fan.

    • Count Potato

      I figured you would be immune to human diseases.

    • AlexinCT

      I already had someone tell me they are looking forward to the reduction in carbon footprints this will cause if it becomes a pandemic. They of course also told me they hoped it would only kill the right people. Preferably followers of orange man.

      • UnCivilServant

        The people packed together in the most plague-favorable conditions tend to be in deep blue districts.

        Though it may do something about the homelessness problem in Commiefornia.

    • Swiss Servator

      Be sure to take Lawyers, Guns and Money.

      • bacon-magic

        People want to get away from plagues…not bring them with them. Or are Lawyers considered a scourge?

  3. Count Potato

    “Don Lemon, the dumbest man on television (with terrible ratings!).”

    I think there is some stiff competition. He might not even be the dumbest man on CNN.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s not. He’s just the biggest asshole.

      • Count Potato

        Again, we’re talking about CNN. It’s like trying to be the worst gambler in Vegas.

    • Q Continuum

      Stelter vs. Lemon in a tard-off!

      • Not Adahn

        Awww, Mr. ENB got beat!

      • JD is Unemployed

        I had no idea who he was. I mean, I knew ENB was married, so like the shitlord I am, I was scanning the bracket for a Brown. (I like ENB’s pieces, generally speaking, and have nothing against her, although I don’t follow her closely).

      • Not Adahn

        Lizzy is far too woke to change her name just because of some man. He’s Asawin Suebsaeng.

      • JD is Unemployed

        Chane Wassanasong Asawin Suebsaeng is your boyfriend.

      • Rasilio

        I call shennanigans on that. How the hell is Krugman only a 5 seed and Maddow a 13 seed (she did upset the #4 seed though)?

      • C. Anacreon

        I’ve seen a meme from lefty friends on Facebook on how Maddow has a PhD from Oxford while Hannity, Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are college dropouts, therefore you are a moron for listening to them instead of her. I was tempted to point out the “appeal to authority” logical fallacy in response, but why paint a target on myself? Not worth it.

      • WTF

        I pointed out that it proves credentials do not equal education, nor intelligence. I expected a fight but got no takers.

    • straffinrun

      “Trump couldn’t find Ukraine on a map if it a U and a Crane on it.”

      Don Lemon finds rebus puzzles amusing.

      • The Hyperbole

        He’s not wrong though.

      • straffinrun

        I think I can dig out some of my old Highlights magazines if you like them so much.

      • Ted S.

        Not a match; board goes back.

      • kbolino

        Melania is from Yugoslavia, I wouldn’t bet on it.

      • cyto

        The question here is…..

        Which is it?

        Did Trump have dealings with Ukrainian oligarchs going back many years which he used to steal the 2016 election?

        Or does he not have a clue where Ukraine is?

        Did Trump have a bizarre obsession with creating lies about Biden in Ukraine?

        Or does he not have any idea that Ukraine is a foreign country with oil interests?

        Your narrative is kinda at odds with itself here, Don.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes

        /CNN

      • AlexinCT

        ORANGE MAN BAD!

        So there!

        /CNN

      • DrOtto

        I don’t drink Lone Star beer for the taste. It’s for the puzzle caps.

      • Fourscore

        Buckhorn when I could, Texas Pride when I couldn’t. ‘Cause I had no pride and damn little money back in the days.

    • Rebel Scum

      I think there is some stiff competition.

      And competition that makes Don stiff.

    • JD is Unemployed

      Don Lemon is a hateful POS. I’m pretty sure if he put his mind to it he might be able to deliver articulate, fair, and reasoned criticism of Trump, but instead he knows he can get away with just being a lying, smarmy hack appealing to the most base prejudices of his target audiences. Now, of course were I to say that in mixed company, the predictable response, (for example, from my sister) is to jump to “OH YOU MEAN LIKE FOX NEWS?”, (a smug grin already creeping across her face, convinced she’s just won the argument I didn’t know we were having). However, that brings me neatly onto my next point, which is the compare and contrast with, say, Tucker Carlson. Now, Tucker is also someone with whom I will routinely disagree, but however much I do, he actually takes the time to make substantive arguments to back up his oft-flawed conclusions and point of view. CNN, and broadly the left wing media in general, personofied by people like Lemon, appears to think itself absolutely beyond reproach, and in it’s arrogance has revealed it’s shallowness. It is a classic case of the insult revealing more about the insulter than the insultee. In general, the “right wing” media, (along with more libertarian and classically liberal “centrist” perspectives) has stepped in and generally upped it’s game in the era of TDS. All this falls on deaf or callously prejudiced ears, easily dismissed when it defies the orthodoxy, or abruptly snubbed by uttering magic words such as “right wing” or “Koch funded”, etc. There are a few journos on the left that have refused to fall in line, like Glen Greenwald, but now look where he is. Of course I’m preaching to the choir here, but were I to bring this up in any other company I’m immediately assumed to be a fanatical “Trumptard” or “brainwashed by Fox and Breitbart”, neither of which I follow closely (Breitbart not at all). It all proves my point, which does no good whatsoever. However, there is always a spark of instinct among principled, intellectually honest people that will compel them to reason, and real, objective truth (biases firmly accepted and accounted for). Unfortunately, Lemon does not have this spark. He is a useful idiot.

      • C. Anacreon

        It’s amazing how apoplectic Fox, Breitbart and talk radio make leftists. God forbid there’s alternative viewpoints out there, they must be mocked, or, better yet, banned altogether.

      • AlexinCT

        Huh?

  4. AlmightyJB

    But if they’re self-sufficient and pay taxes, they may not vote Democrat!

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    In a separate opinion, Justice Neil Gorsuch urged his colleagues to confront the “real problem” of so-called nationwide injunctions, orders issued by a single judge that apply everywhere. In this case, even though the administration won rulings in two appellate courts covering 14 states, its policy could not take effect.

    “What in this gamesmanship and chaos can we be proud of?” Gorsuch wrote in an opinion joined by Justice Clarence Thomas.

    This is the real issue. Circuit Court judges are out of control.

    • WTF

      Well who the hell decided that a a circuit court judge has nationwide jurisdiction?

      • Nephilium

        Duh… the circuit court judge. He’s got a robe and a gavel!

      • UnCivilServant

        They should go back to riding the circuit – on horseback.

      • sloopyinca

        They should be removed from the bench for issuing a ruling and saying it applies beyond their circuit.
        Jurisdiction matters. They need to know the limits of their power. Running a few off the bench should let the rest know what happens when they deliberately exceed their clearly defined powers.

      • Rebel Scum

        Jurisdiction matters. They need to know the limits of their power.

        Everyone know that the other two branches can run roughshod over the executive, at least as long as Bad Orange Man is president.

      • kbolino

        It’s not clear to me how any of this is supposed to work. Injunction or not, you can’t have a situation where a federal policy that’s meant to apply across the country only applies in 14 states but not the other 36, or vice versa, at least not without legislation to that effect.

        Federal policy being adjudicated in courts without nationwide jurisdiction ultimately does not make sense.

      • sloopyinca

        the lower courts’ rulings should only apply to the part of the country they directly serve. Otherwise, you could get a single judge in a remote circuit to effectively neuter laws, albeit temporarily, on a whim.

      • kbolino

        But the President is not President of 14 or 36 states, he’s President of all 50. Ditto the Congress and ultimately the judiciary. The jurisdiction of federal courts is a question of where the cases and litigants come from not the geographic reach of its decisions. Most federal policy does not make sense to be applied like swiss cheese (to the extent it makes sense at all). While the state governments are (theoretically) sovereign entities, there are certain powers reserved to the federal government. Either those powers can be exercised, in which case they apply to the entire nation, or they cannot.

  6. Q Continuum

    The more important part about the SCOTUS immigration kerfuffle was not the decision itself, but the implication of it. It struck down another absurd national injunction made by a local judge and finally provoked Gorsuch into severely reprimanding the practice. I’m not under the impression that it will stop it or make activist judges less corrupt, but it might make them think twice about being so cavalier about it knowing that SCOTUS will likely smack them down anyway.

    • UnCivilServant

      Nope.

      If it’s not going to get the judge impeached, they’re going to overreach.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        There needs to be consequences.

        We now have a system that is being abused by people that realized the protections put in place to keep politics from influencing the bench so they could stay true to the law/constitution also allowed them to double down on the injection of their own politics into the system, and without some serious blowback we will never be able to stop this cancer.

      • Jarflax

        UCS going full Johnny Cochrane:

        If they won’t impeach, you must overreach!

    • Sean

      but it might make them think twice about being so cavalier about it knowing that SCOTUS will likely smack them down anyway.

      ROFLMAO.

      That was sarcasm, right?

      • invisible finger

        Wait until Democrats start impeaching judges for not towing the party lion.

    • PieInTheSky

      The US legal system is all so very confusing.

      • Sean

        You’re not wrong.

      • sloopyinca

        It’s not supposed to be. Neither are the clear limits placed on the other two branches. But that hasn’t stopped any of them from trampling our rights by collectively ignoring their limitations.

      • AlexinCT

        You can’t have a top men ruled system unless the top men can punish the people that don’t do what the top men want.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        And hate to say it, thoroughly corrupted.

        it’s no better here under Trudeau where there’s something really weird going on.

        He seems to have the full backing of the RCMP, courts and media.

  7. PieInTheSky

    The Supreme Court weighed in on immigration standards. I’ll leave it to you to give your opinion in the comments. Personally, I don’t have a problem with means-testing immigrants. But I want the entire welfare state brought to an end, which would render this meaningless. – I am unsure what the exact constitutional arguments for either side were. So for me the issue here is not the trump policy, like it or not, but is there something that makes it unconstitutional. I always find the split decisions more about politics than the actual constitution.

    “The public charge rule is the latest attack in the Trump administration’s war on immigrants,” said Stephen Yale-Loehr, an immigration expert at Cornell University’s law school. “It makes it harder for working class people to immigrate to or stay in the United States. This rule is another brick in the invisible wall this administration is building to curb legal immigration.” – but is it constitutional?

    • UnCivilServant

      The constitution gave the right to regulate immigration to congress. Congress passed a law handing that authority to the president.

      Until congress recinds that delegation, the president has broad powers to control immigration.

      • PieInTheSky

        Well why did 4 people vote otherwise?

      • UnCivilServant

        Because there’s a strong tendency among certain judges to vote along ideological rather than legal lines.

      • WTF

        Yes, they will happily ignore the law and the constitution in order to vote based on their personal political desires. This is why it has become so contentious regarding who selects the justices, because the actual law and constitution no longer matter, only personal preferences.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Feelz

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        To give a more serious answer, they’ve probably cooked up some sort of due process argument.

      • PieInTheSky

        I would think this is an administrative matter. How would due process influence it?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        In American constitutional law, strict scrutiny is the highest and most stringent standard of judicial review, and results in a judge striking down a law unless the government can demonstrate in court that a law or regulation:

        is necessary to a “compelling state interest”;
        that the law is “narrowly tailored” to achieving this compelling purpose;
        and that the law uses the “least restrictive means” to achieve the purpose.

        U.S. courts apply the strict scrutiny standard in two contexts: when a fundamental constitutional right is infringed,[1] particularly those found in the Bill of Rights and those the court has deemed a fundamental right protected by the Due Process Clause or “liberty clause” of the 14th Amendment, or when a government action applies to a “suspect classification”, such as race or national origin.

        Linky

        Basically if they can make a straight faced “racist!!!!” argument, they can invalidate the law.

      • PieInTheSky

        You people sure have a lot of laws that are nowhere near that I would say.

      • WTF

        Of course, nothing in the Bill of Rights says “unless the government claims a compelling state interest”. It’s just something made up out of thin air to allow infringements instead of actually having to pass an amendment.

      • robc

        I think your first 2 sentences are contradictory. If the constitution gives the power (not right) to regulate immigration to congress, they CANNOT constitutionally pass it on to the executive branch.

      • UnCivilServant

        Congress has passed laws doing many things that it lacks the authority to do so – see NFA, FISA, FBI, etc.

        Unless the court wakes up and goes ‘hey, cut that out’, they’re not going to pay attention. Until then, the law handing their authority to the president is still in effect. Because our legal system is ass backward and the legislature doesn’t have to prove it has the authority to do something before doing it.

      • robc

        I agree 100%, I am just talking about what the courts should say, not what they do say.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, the problem here is with you for thinking the large segment of the court that is more interested in peddling their political agenda.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        Correct

        It’s not constitutional

        It’s just the law

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        That issue was up last court session. They punted it and ended the case on a technicality. Frankly, I think they should enforce the nondelegation doctrine again.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The administrative state says hi.

      • robc

        And I would like to say Bye.

    • WTF

      “It makes it harder for working class people to immigrate to or stay in the United States.

      No, it doesn’t, it makes non-working people on the dole less able to stay and be a burden to taxpayers.

      • sloopyinca

        Well, only the foreign-born ones. There’s gonna still be plenty of free-riders on the government tit.
        That’s why the simple solution to all of this is to cut taxes, end the entire welfare state, and allow anybody entry that wants to come and make a go of it here competing freely on their own dime with people here competing on their own dime as well.

      • WTF

        Sure, that would be the ideal. But since the welfare state is not going away, I will settle for now for not having to also support everyone who makes it across the border.

      • AlexinCT

        You think the people that get their power & wealth from making promises that they will fuck over the successful to get votes from the envious will ever let you kill this golden goose of theirs?

      • sloopyinca

        Yeah, but there’s a lot of corporate welfare too that needs to go away. And I’m sure as hell not talking about tax breaks. I’m all for them. I’m talking about “too big to fail” bullshit.

      • AlexinCT

        The too big to fail bullshit really, really pisses me off. When tax payer money needs to be doled out to corporate entities because government regulation forces them to do real stupid shit that defies the laws of economics (think housing crisis caused by people demanding loans be given to real bad prospects and then setting up a cartel to make those loans look like good investments that Dodd & Frank created and then demanded to “fix”.) your system is beyond broke. Government demanding & enforcing regulation that promotes bad behavior and then making us tax payers liable for the inevitable cost when that house of cards implodes, should stop being SOP.

        But if government wants to do “social justicing” they have to promise these entities they will save them when the whole thing indubitably implodes. Which is why I get absolutely furious at people claiming this is capitalism: it is fascism at it’s best when government decides it will be the arbiter of whom wins and whom loses.

  8. AlmightyJB

    “The young people of Massachusetts have told us in no uncertain terms that they are looking to state leaders to take bold action on climate change,” Democratic Senate President Karen Spilka said in a statement.

    And then they’ll bitch about being poor when they grow up.

    • PieInTheSky

      well still richer than flyover states so haha

      • UnCivilServant

        Not after taxes and cost of living are added in.

      • PieInTheSky

        right wing nonsense

      • Drake

        Heh – I grew up there – and left. Everywhere I went since there were always people from MA my age who just left rather than deal with the taxes and cost of living.

      • AlexinCT

        Most young people in the North East are doing this. And so are the really wealthy. The whole blue state tax & spend model is coming apart at the seams, as the only people staying are the ones with now way out.

    • Nephilium

      And then they’ll bitch about being poor when they grow up get older.

      Fixed that for you…

    • WTF

      Even if MA went to zero emissions tomorrow, it would have no effect. These people are scientifically illiterate as well as insane.

      • PieInTheSky

        It does not matter. You need to do somethings, this is something QED. Also it send the right message.

      • AlexinCT

        Greta approves!

    • DOOMco

      The young people of Massachusetts are the big dumb.

      • WTF

        To be fair, they’ve been indoctrinated by proggies their entire lives. It’s not really their fault that they don’t know any better.

      • DOOMco

        They’re going to be cold next winter when they can’t use petroleum or wood for heat.

      • WTF

        And that will be the fault of Trump and the Republicans.

    • WTF

      Yes, they do. It just won’t go the way they assume it will.

      • AlexinCT

        You really think idiots that think they can force law abiding citizens to give up their rights so they could protect themselves from the angry populous once they really start doing the evil shit they want to do, care? One of them already told us they have access to nuclear weapons and if we the people get too uppity they can use them. Them is the evil geniuses you are up against.

      • Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

        Ah yes. Tony. You know, I didn’t mind him at all until he started posting stuff like that. Couldn’t believe it really.

  9. DOOMco

    Corona may have reached New Hampshire.
    Fantastic.
    This one does seem more serious than the last few panics.

    • WTF

      SARS was also a corona virus, and more deadly than the current one. The impact on the US was minimal, especially when compared to the yearly flu season fatalities. It’s just more over-hyped scare-mongering.

      • DOOMco

        I’m not worried yet. It’s basically the next SARS.

        We’ll see how infectious it is in the states soon.

      • Nephilium

        Back during SARSageddon, a group of us had a trip up to Toronto planned. Where there were reports of SARS spreading throughout the city, spreading plague in its wake. We went anyway… 5 or 6 of us, in our 20’s-30’s… shockingly, none of us got sick.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was in China. Other than everything being soaked in bleach every night, it was a non-issue.

        *go long on Clorox*

      • pistoffnick

        “being soaked in bleach every night”

        Hey! That’s my fetish too!

      • Nephilium

        Yeah, we saw the masks. Of course, I see them every year in Vegas as well. It makes as much sense to me as Korean Fan Death.

      • invisible finger

        But SARS was before the Obama immigration policies.

    • Count Potato

      There is no way to know.

    • Urthona

      It’s not. It will not a big deal in the U.S.

  10. Don Escaped Texas

    Nobody really has a clue

    I probably write this four times a year, but Camus’s La Peste is a fascinating treatment of plague and medicine and law. It’s a great read even if you’re philosophically dead inside.

    As for me, I’m going to lick every handrail at ORD tomorrow and just get it over with one way or another.

    • straffinrun

      Read that many years ago and the rats stick in my head. Also, the casual way in which people dealt with others getting the plague was even worse than if they had been flipping out.

      • UnCivilServant

        I need to buy a leather duster and a bird mask.

      • straffinrun

        Working an Eyes Wide Shut party?

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s a plague doctor outfit for when the virus arrives and people start dropping like flies.

        sheesh.

      • straffinrun

        Don’t worry. Your gloves should do the trick.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not for an airborne respiratory ailment.

        Where did you go to medicaltician school?

      • straffinrun

        ?‍♀️

      • AlexinCT

        That’s not the turd emoji?

      • Agent Cooper

        Has anyone read “The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle?”

        I listened to the audiobook. It was okay. Confusing.

      • UnCivilServant

        Never even heard of it.

      • straffinrun

        He’s only heard of it himself.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well… bye

      • Don Escaped Texas

        You’re not even calling dibs on my guns? What kind of friend doesn’t even ask where the canoe wreck was!

      • UnCivilServant

        The kind that already dove the site and made off with the loot.

  11. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    We are supposed to go to a trade show next week and people are beginning to cancel out of coronavirus fears. It’s hard to know if this is a real thing or just this year’s bird flu.

    Minne is trying to keep up with the other proggie shitholes by establishing a shiny, special subcabinet. WHat could go wrong?

    Idiots.

    Nice music choice. The footage in the video is a nice time capsule of normal life in the 80s.

    Have a fantastic day!

    • Fourscore

      Maybe this climate change thing will encourage my hot peppers to grow, come spring time. Watermelons for the win!

      I’ll shovel the snow off the patio while I’m waiting…

      • sloopyinca

        “A hybrid of a hot pepper and a watermelon. Hmmmm.”
        -Mexican candy magnate

    • pistoffnick

      “coronavirus fears”

      My company has forbidden travel to mainland China.

      If you are already there, they require you to wear a mask and gloves.

      If you are returning, they want you to quarantine yourself in a hotel for 7-14 days before returning to work.

      We are owned by a Chinese company

      • Tundra

        Hmmmm. Depending on the hotel, those 7-14 days could be a nice little vacation!

        So, is it a freak-out, or just normal precautions? Did the company have this same policy during the SARS thing?

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Honestly, I wouldn’t even really care which hotel as long as I could get food delivered that didn’t suck.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Can bedbugs transmit corinavirus?

  12. The Late P Brooks

    “The assertion by Mr. Montoya that we have given people the ‘green light’ to attack officers is plainly false. Our decision should only be understood as an effort to deconflict investigative time limits, statutory discovery obligations and to maintain the integrity of investigate leads. It’s absolutely imperative we have internal clarity on charges we file against any individual,” he said.

    Boudin added that the two officers, identified as officers Sterling Hayes and Christopher Flores, are currently under investigation for their use of force and would also have had to testify as witnesses in the criminal case.

    “The health of any criminal case depends on internal clarity around the charges being filed, which becomes more complicated when you are dealing with an instance where there is potentially competing criminal liability,” he said.

    Huh. Sounds like the cops (as usual) just don’t know when to STFU.

    • sloopyinca

      That’s the way I read it too.
      First: they get involved in a shooting by escalating a situation rather than deescalating it. Second: they try to poison the well of impartial jurors by trying the case in public. Third: they get their back up publicly when the DA calls them out on it.

      I’m just hoping this escalates the tension between the cops and city government and the cops stop carrying out the revenue collection stops in protest.

    • straffinrun

      BS. They should cut down on it because it’s boring.

    • Nephilium

      They just need to subscribe to the service to help people understand soccer.

      • sloopyinca

        Dammit. I should have looked before responding.

      • AlexinCT

        You fell for the tricknology link?

    • Don Escaped Texas

      hire SEC chicks: problem solved and an office that is yummier in every way

      • DOOMco

        Win win

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^Can confirm.

        Works with PAC-12 too.

      • Jarflax

        No. Hiring PAC-12 chicks means you end up with ASU grads in your office. At first this seems fun and exciting as they do their ASU thing. But as time goes on, and the men in the office begin to waste away from sexual exhaustion and various diseases, productivity drops to below zero. Yes, below zero, because while the men are wasting away the ASU contingent starts actually doing things, and they are not smart.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Seems worth the risk.

      • Q Continuum

        I’m ok with all of this.

        Also, as a U of A grad, can confirm about ASU girls.

      • kinnath

        My wife as a degree from ASU.

      • The Last American Hero

        Depends on the school. You really want to bring in SJW madness and pasty chubby chicks? Then go ahead and hire some UW or UO grads.

        The retired song girls can stay.

      • straffinrun

        SEC chicks know about soccer?

      • Spartacus

        They know all they need to know.

    • sloopyinca

      +1 “Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

    • kbolino

      I don’t follow sports. I find it boring and the details tedious. But lots of people at work do follow sports and enjoy talking about it. It is an inoffensive topic (mostly; rival teams notwitstanding) and so to forbid it because some people don’t share the interest is to remove an avenue many have for bonding and morale. You want dull offices where everyone’s suspicious and/or resentful of each other? That’s how you get it.

      • Nephilium

        Not to mention, if you can forbid talk about sports you could easily ban most other conversation topics:

        Cooking/baking – insensitive to those who have food allergy/dietary restrictions
        Exercise – Fat/body shaming
        Craft beer/wine/cocktails – insensitive to certain religions/teetotalers
        etc…

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        I was stuck at a boring ass party over the weekend for 4 hours. The most exciting topic of conversation was soccer. The rest of it was normie and becky shit like whatever prince moved to Canada and an hour long discussion of the best kind of pumpkin spice latte (and god I wish that was a joke).

      • Tejicano

        You obviously didn’t bring enough Tequila.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Lutheran church party. Not Catholic. Catholics have better music an booze and food. Lutherans have less offensive theology and aren’t the worlds largest kiddie-diddling machine. Whatcha gonna do.

      • Nephilium

        There’s plenty of ex-Catholics around who still keep up the music, booze, and food.

        /currently trying to decide what beer and how much to bring to such a gathering for the Super Bowl on Sunday.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Even my 13 year old daughter thinks the Harry and Meghan thing is stupid.

    • Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

      Let’s make a deal: No football talk from us lads, if no shoe or shopping talk from you lasses.

      I’m gonna guess no dice.

    • Ted S.

      As long as women are forced to cut down on celebrity gossip and “reality” TV bullshit.

  13. robc

    For those of us who were around, what is the worst Challenger joke you remember?

    Did you know Crista McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach.

    I will check myself out now.

    • WTF

      What’s worse than egg shells in your omelet?
      Astronauts in your tuna.

    • sloopyinca

      Q) What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe told her husband?

      A) “You take care of the dog and cat, I’ll feed the fish.”

    • AlexinCT

      Q: Do you knew the color McAuliffe’s of eyes?

      A: Blew. One blew that way, and the other this way…

    • Chipwooder

      Where did Christa McAuliffe go on vacation?

      All over Florida

      What does NASA stand for?

      Need Another Seven Astronauts

      I remember that Head and Shoulders one, too.

      • dbleagle

        Why did the Challenger have Pepsi on board?

        They couldn’t get Seven Up

  14. Rebel Scum

    a bunch of new taxes and a a bunch of spending on pet projects?

    We are getting that in VA as well. For instance, King Klansman wants to make gas more expensive.

  15. DOOMco

    In other news, I got my first real smile the other day from littledoom.

    It was very nice.

    • Tundra

      Awww.

    • Fourscore

      Its been almost 60 years since that day, I remember it well. Cherish that smile, DOOMco, you will remember that forever.

      I also remember the teen age years…

      • Spartacus

        As my dear departed mother used to say, “Always remember how cute they are as babies, because it’s the only thing that stops you from killing them when they’re teenagers.”

      • DOOMco

        I’m sure it’ll be fine…

      • Tejicano

        Definitely one of life’s best moments.

        I’m right on the cusp with a nine-year old and an eleven-year-old. Still cute as ever but starting to grow an attitude.

      • Tundra

        My daughter will be 18 in a couple weeks. She’s been a challenge for sure, but there are some days when she appears to be growing up. Yesterday I went to her last HS ski race. She crossed the finish line and skied over to me and gave me a big hug. It was her best time ever and she was happy, strong and confident.

        You muscle through the bullshit for those cool moments.

      • Not Adahn

        My daughter will be 18 in a couple weeks

        When are you opening the bidding?

      • Tundra

        The maintenance costs would break you.

      • robc

        So you will be accepting the highest negative bid?

      • Tejicano

        I’m hoping my time spent as a squad leader/section leader for groups of teenaged Marines will help me when that time comes.

      • Tundra

        Female Marines? Otherwise you have no chance 😉

      • Tejicano

        Hah! I was a grunt. In my 4 years of active duty I probably had about 6 interactions with WM’s. Most of those were “Good afternoon”.

        Luckily it seems I am only able to produce sperm with Y-chromosomes. No daughters to deal with.

      • Fourscore

        Then one day you’ll hear the your kid’s friend, “Your Dad is the coolest, I wish my dad was like yours” or a teacher will say, “I wish all the kids were as well behaved as your Susie” and you’ll be so proud until you remember your kid is named Bob.

      • Chipwooder

        My son is only 11, soon to be 12 in 2 months, but he’s plowing into the teenage attitude with gusto. Everything I hear from him now is groaning and theatrical sighs.

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      If you are like me, you can now strike “Crippling Autism” off your list of things to worry about! Hurrah!

      • UnCivilServant

        So at this point, DOOM should have verified a reasonable number of limbs and digits, viability outside the womb, and now basic emotional states.

  16. Rebel Scum

    The Supreme Court weighed in on immigration standards.

    Anything less than the US giving welfare to the entire planet is an affront to humanity.

    • WTF

      Hmm, would you be interested in being the Democrat presidential nominee?

  17. robc

    Wow, didnt expect Rush, thought you were linking to the Beatles or something. Hard to think of Peart as ever being underappreciated.

    • DOOMco

      “Rush’s just don’t do stuff like that. They got these lyrics about how trees are talking to each other.”

    • sloopyinca

      In general, he’s not. But his drum work in that song is brilliant but tends to be overshadowed by the keyboards. Listen to it again and focus on the drums. His playing the rhythm slightly off-beat during parts of the song is subtle genius and adds a lot to the depth of it. But you really don’t notice it unless you go out of your way to hear it.

      That’s just my opinion. I could be wrong.

  18. PieInTheSky

    A new class of material has been proven to exist: diamon-like cubes of boron and carbon that can hold other ‘guest’ atoms within them. The first example is hard, stable at 1 bar, metallic and potentially superconducting, with more to come.

    https://twitter.com/ToughSf/status/1221781401067978753

    • AlexinCT

      The science of materials… Wait until the woke crowd invades this discipline and demands less patriarchy and more equal pay by gender (with some 200 genders identified).

  19. Drake

    John Bolton knows how to promote the shit out of a book.

    • DOOMco

      Move over, JK Rowling.

    • AlexinCT

      The guys is an asshat, but I do have to admit I was not surprised that team blue was left stomping another bag of flaming shit by him in the end. Bad orange man gets away again!

  20. Q Continuum

    “Coronaviruses are a group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the virus causes respiratory infections which are typically mild but, in rare cases, can be lethal.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus

    Sounds like the flu. In fact, ~2400 people died from the flu in the US in the last three months of 2019.

    https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/preliminary-in-season-estimates.htm

    Yet the GenPop/Media continue to shit themselves over the coming zombie apocalypse from China.

    • Fourscore

      Follow the money

    • Tejicano

      I wonder when the world is gonna stop playing footsie with the Chinese and require they shut down their bio weapons development? Their lack of control over the product is really getting out of hand.

    • Urthona

      Mark my words. This is a just a bad flu that China can’t handle because China sucks.

  21. straffinrun

    Team Blue has made McCain, Bolton, Romney and Lemon the heroes they will rally around. This is all just getting too weird for me. *Munches on Unagi chips*

    • Drake

      But they’ll make sure not to call real witnesses because McCain was neck-deep in the Ukraine grift and probably got Graham in on it.

    • Aloysious

      #9 says “I make poor decisions.”

    • prolefeed

      35 was the best, IMO.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “The young people of Massachusetts have told us in no uncertain terms that they are looking to state leaders to take bold action on climate change,” Democratic Senate President Karen Spilka said in a statement.

    And then Bullwinkle pulled a rhinoceros out of his hat.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      I think that’s pretty accurate. B.C. may be beautiful but it has it’s own fair share of weirdos.

      Canada’s racist past is the dark secret no one dares speak of. Better to point and laugh like a retarded Don Lemon at America. Same with the fact health is an unfunded liability. Discussing public health here is like touching Jimmy.

      “While some Canadians (mostly those with an income of over $1 billion) seem happy to have Harry and Megs as their neighbors, others are cheesed off after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said the country would foot their security bills.”

      On Thursday, the couple announced they will “reimburse taxpayers for the cost of security for their private business engagements that are not connected to royal events,” sources told the Telegraph.”

      Trudeau is a fuck head. Now with the standard disclosure out of the way, how about you two nitwits pay all of it? Not a single damn penny should be paid to them. After all, they chose to not be Royalty. You can’t have it both ways.

      The idea of ME paying for Markle – an American idiot – outrages me. Harry is one thing, he can at least run back to the House of Weirdos, but Markle? Fuck. You.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        its

      • Gadfly

        Canada’s racist past is the dark secret no one dares speak of.

        On the other hand, I’d bet Canada is the only country in the world whose leader has been known to do blackface.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Maybe they should build a wall.

    As a matter of national safety, Mongolia has decided to close the border it shares with China according to state-run news agency Montsame. They have also shut down schools, universities, and playgrounds until at least March 2.

    Montsame further reported that, in the interest of preparation, “the cabinet gave an order to acquire all necessary medical equipment and materials,” and use the “government’s reserve fund” to “finance the expenses of the emergency procurement and salaries of doctors and medical employees who are working on alert.”

    The tables have turned.

    • DOOMco

      I’m imagining South Park making a Mongolian wok and having the exact same wall episode, but in reverse.

    • Drake

      Trying to make amends for suggesting the awards should be based on merit?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pffftttt… King just totally capitulated after he got butt-reamed for saying he only considers the artistic merit of a film when voting.

      What a spineless asshole.

    • Rhywun

      newfound enlightenment

      “Just kidding. I’m racist after all, everyone!”

  24. The Late P Brooks

    A new class of material has been proven to exist: diamon-like cubes of boron and carbon that can hold other ‘guest’ atoms within them. The first example is hard, stable at 1 bar, metallic and potentially superconducting, with more to come.

    It’s the next graphene!

  25. Aloysious

    Subdivisions. Awesome song. Neil Peart is fantastic, of course. Geddy Lee’s voice isn’t so high pitched. Under control like this, his singing is quite enjoyable.

    • cyto

      Be cool, or be cast out.

      I can’t avoid it any more. I’m definitely old. The soundtrack of my youth is dying quickly. Queen was a while ago, but there’s Rush, Eddie Van Halen seems to be almost done… When your music heroes are all dying of something other than drug overdoses….. you just might be an old guy. AC/DC, Aerosmith is nearly done….. add in all the ones that we lost at the time….

      Yeah….. gettin’ old.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        See, this is why I’m a big Ariana Grande fan. Keeps me young.

      • cyto

        I became a fan because of that selfie with the toy in the background.

      • Aloysious

        I hear you. In my teens Molly Hatchet was one of my favorite bands. I even got on the radio once when I called in to request a song off of ‘The Deed is Done’ album. Those guys all got sick and died way too early.

      • robc

        Chris Squire was a big one for me.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Most liberals have what I would characterize as a deontological opposition to discrimination. That is, they think that discriminating against or maligning someone on the basis of membership in a protected class — women, trans people, black people, and other racially oppressed communities, etc. — violates a rule that should be inviolable.

      But that is not what they believe. If they did, they would insist on treating people as individuals, which they most absolutely do not. Instead, they believe in a mob-selected (democratic) hierarchy of various immutable and self-selected traits, almost always insignificant and trivial.

      • PieInTheSky

        membership in a protected class give it away really. So not opposed to discrimination in itself but based on their grievance hierarchy.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Astute observation Pie.

      • PieInTheSky

        other racially oppressed communities – so not east asians…

      • AlexinCT

        Divide and conquer…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s funny to see all the handwringing over this. Intersectionalism continues to tear them to pieces.

      I’m reminded of when Stormfront gave some money to Ron Paul and Paul responded with “I’ll take their money and use it for what I deem as good.”

  26. The Late P Brooks

    “Coronaviruses are a group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the virus causes respiratory infections which are typically mild but, in rare cases, can be lethal.”

    I was reading up on hantavirus, one day. As far as I could tell, it boils down to, “You might die, or or you’ll get better.”

    Most prone to dying, of course, are the very young and the very old.

    • cyto

      The reporting on this outbreak is following the classic model – including the hantavirus, SARS, even Swine Flu. They always report some outrageous death rate in the early days – like 80% fatalities. Then it quickly drops to a less crazy but still alarming number as more cases are identified. Then as it spreads it finally turns out to be less contagious and less deadly than thought… then it peters out.

      This is how it always plays out… and how it always will play out.

      Until it doesn’t, of course.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        SHUT

        DOWN

        EVERYTHING

      • straffinrun

        Start with the national parks and the statue of liberty.

      • UnCivilServant

        Put up the barricades around the war memorials!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Gah, that pissed me off. I live next to a national park and use one of the roads thru it almost daily. Fuckers shut it down, even though it was completely unnecessary.

      • Rebel Scum

        “Make it hurt.”

      • Tejicano

        Basically, the more aggressive, lethal strains of the virus kill their hosts too quickly and thus aren’t around long enough to spread as far as the less lethal strains spread.

      • Fourscore

        Like all scams you have to get in early and get out early, before the money disappears. I’m selling anti corona virus rocks, guaranteed to protect you from the fatal disease or your money back.

      • Tejicano

        Bah! I’m selling corona virus insurance with a lifetime guarantee.

      • UnCivilServant

        I was selling plague insurance.

        No one bother to read that it only covers bubonic plague.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I was selling plague insurance.

        Rats! I was going to do that too.

  27. cyto

    The propaganda machine is well organized. That Houston Chronicle article had a video reel stuffed in the middle. It features a clip of Mitt Romney speculating about voting for witnesses in the wake of the NYT Bolton story.

    Every news channel I have looked at in the last 2 days has featured that clip, always associated with the message that “Pressure is growing for GOP lawmakers to vote for witnesses”. “Several GOP lawmakers have expressed…”. etc.

    One dude, who was always anti-Trump. One.

    They already lost their two left-most Republicans by insulting them last week. Yet they kept putting their pictures up.

    The media machine has tipped its hand again… they know the “trial” is a joke with a predetermined outcome… yet they push for extensions of the “evidence” gathering because they know it is all just a big negative ad targeting Trump.

    On the Radio they have almost exclusively used soundbites from Schumer. They mention “Trump’s defense team made their case, with Ken Starr talking about..” and then they cut to Schumer crying about “what are they afraid of??”

    Some historians and sociologists are going to have nice, juicy PhD papers to write about the contrast between the Obama years and the Trump years.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Some historians and sociologists are going to have nice, juicy PhD papers to write about the contrast between the Obama years and the Trump years.

      Good luck getting them past the review committee.

      • AlexinCT

        The goal tending to protect Obama can only go on for so long. Sooner than later, if these people want to actually engage people (and I might be granting them too much credit here since they care not a bit about anything but holding power) again, they will have to admit Obama was not just a terrible president, but that the things they helped him get away with – many of them criminal and unconstitutional – did irreparable damage to the country. The longer they wait to do this, the more it destroys their machine. So for my part I hope we get another decade or so of this stupidity.

    • Rebel Scum

      The propaganda machine is in full swing. But I can’t help but think that Team Red might be gearing up snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

    • AlexinCT

      These dnc operatives with bylines are not interested in telling people the truth, but are hell bent on telling them the story that favors team blue, even when it is blatantly transparent they are doing so and a reputation killer…

      I am telling you that of the many great things to come out of Trump’s election, these shills unmasking themselves this way is one of the biggest boons to people not beholden to their team’s ideology despite the facts.

      • cyto

        +1 “the debunked conspiracy theory…”

  28. The Late P Brooks

    First world sanitation will save us.

    Except for certain parts of California. Those guys are fucked.

    • Drake

      Probably the tradition remedy to a “homeless crisis”.

    • Tejicano

      I was in SFO changing flights a number of years ago, having a bite in the airport. Something about the level of sanitation, low quality of the upholstery, and general upkeep of the place reminded me of my first trip to Mexico in the late 1960’s.

    • Not Adahn

      Well, yeah. That’s why you run the metas, to make the numbers look better.

    • robc

      I have come to be a big believer in the idea that all Masters Theses should be replication studies.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        that’s not to terribly unlike my idea for reorganizing higher education…

  29. Rebel Scum

    This is what I have been saying.

    Bondi noted that the House Democrat impeachment managers had referred to “the Bidens and Burisma 400 times” in their presentation in an effort to pre-empt the argument that there was any legitimate basis, other than the president’s own political interest, for asking the Ukraine to investigate them.

    “All we’re saying is that there was a basis to talk about this, to raise this issue, and that is enough,” Bondi explained.

    Would.

    • Q Continuum

      Would with extreme prejudice.

  30. Drake

    Connecticut is considering a literal PC Police department.

    Senate Democrats want to create and fund a new department within the state police focused on combating hate crimes and violent right-wing extremism.

    • Rebel Scum

      violent right-wing extremism.

      One would think that all violence would be an issue. Never mind that these supposed “right-wing” bad actors are just collectivists of a different stripe.

    • WTF

      Violent left-wing extremism is totes okay.

    • kbolino

      The Third Red Scare

    • AlexinCT

      This place will have a social score in place by the end of this decade. I plan to be gone in the next year or two to avoid the abysmal state of affairs.

  31. creech

    Can we just have a national day of mourning for Kobe and be done with it?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I feel worse for the kid. Only 13, horrible.

      • PieInTheSky

        And there were 3 of em.

    • AlmightyJB

      Federal Holiday?

    • cyto

      I am with you on that one. The third day in a row of multiple tribute videos during every new show.

      I am distinctly in the minority though. I expressed the thought that having tributes at the Grammys was kind of silly, and I was roundly rebuked.

      This is the second time these award shows have done a tribute because some famous guy died in the last 24 hours. Dude was not a musician. Full stop.

      Also, there has been a lot of revision and whitewashing . while this is appropriate in Remembering our dead, it is odd that he is being so over-the-top lionized.

      The dude was famously prickly throughout his career. That was part of what made him great. He only cared about winning and nothing else.

      Late in his career and post playing career he had undergone quite a transformation. But the way he is being treated right now is as if he was some sort of saint. Seems like he was a pretty upstanding citizen once he retired and he brought a lot of joy to people. Why can’t we leave it at that.

      As long as I’m stepping way over the line, I suppose another factor in all of this being annoying is the smugness of all these far-left people lionizing a dude for their own moment in the Sun. All of these far left entertainers and journalists who would March against the wealthy and global climate change are building a statue of a guy who died commuting in a helicopter as he did regularly because riding in a car that far was uncomfortable for him.

      He is the very definition of everything they like to denigrate. Born of relative wealth, World traveler who speaks multiple languages, on his way to being a billionaire and flies helicopters over distances that would be easy to Simply Drive. And the class Warriors stand up with crocodile tears in their eyes chanting his name.

      Something about it all feels very disingenuous.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        You mean hypocrisy abound? I’m shocked!

        I also don’t see why he should be shielded from articles critical of him. I understand the ‘too soon’ etiquette but….

        Public figures are going to be, well, open for public scrutiny.

      • Rasilio

        The dude was famously prickly throughout his career. That was part of what made him great. He only cared about winning and nothing else.

        Horseshit.

        Kobe only cared about Kobe’s stats. Dude was an all time great to be sure but he was also massively overrated, a ball hog, and his idea of “elevating the play” of his teammates was to scream at them for not getting him the ball

  32. The Late P Brooks

    The media machine has tipped its hand again… they know the “trial” is a joke with a predetermined outcome… yet they push for extensions of the “evidence” gathering because they know it is all just a big negative ad targeting Trump.

    They’re waiting for that Perry Mason moment when the Surprise Witness pops up like a goddam jack-in-the-box and blows the whole thing wide open with that one scrap of evidence tying Trump to the murder weapon. And then he breaks down on the witness stand and confesses to the sordid atrocity.

    • Rebel Scum
    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Demi Rose has posted a heartfelt tribute to her late parents on social media, seven months on from the tragic death of her mother.

      The Instagram star shared a photo of herself wearing a crucifix necklace as she told her 12.5million followers that she is ‘healing’ after a tough year.

      Nobody’s parents ever died before.

      • Q Continuum

        She will grieve by getting more injections in her hips.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      A pop star with a plastic surgery addiction? Never heard of such a thing.

    • AlmightyJB

      Still would

      • AlexinCT

        Cause you will wrap her head in the flag (and do it for the country) or put on a paper bag (and do her to show your displeasure with people banning these bags) before you plow her?

  33. Rufus the Monocled

    “The young people of Massachusetts have told us in no uncertain terms that they are looking to state leaders to take bold action on climate change. The Massachusetts state Senate has listened.”

    These stupid, gutless, cowardly ‘adults’.

    This is what passes as leadership?

    So if a kid tantrums to get a toy, you give it?

    I don’t know anymore man. They’re going to make a mess of things.

    • Tejicano

      “… looking to state leaders to take bold action…”

      In the current political environment bold action would be to tell them to fcuk off and come back when they’ve bought a clue.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Or have, you know, grown up?

        What is this? Lord of the Flies?

    • PieInTheSky

      That looks terrible for the climate and you try parking that in downtown Bucharest. Pass.

    • Jarflax

      Take a vehicle designed for running around on improvised roads in the third world. Add leather and bling. I don’t get it, I will never get it, and I think fans of it are nuts.

      • Tejicano

        Yeah, I’m actually a fan of taking it the other way – going spartan-military on the interior, as minimalist as the law will allow.

    • Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

      Isn’t this Icon’s territory? I guess living in Texas I don’t get the fascination with the FJs. I mean, I know they’re good, great even. They were just never a thing here. Now, Jeep XJs OTOH…

  34. Rufus the Monocled

    Wow. Shit head Lemon and those other two shit heads. Wow. Three shit heads acting like total shit heads.

    The shit headed arrogance is frightening.

    • Chipwooder

      People as relentlessly unimpressive as Don Lemon and Rick Wilson have few avenues to ignore their own mediocrity other than acting superior to others.

  35. straffinrun

    Understanding Conservative Anti-Capitalism

    But the marriage between conservatives and libertarians—known as fusionism—is not as inevitable as it might seem. For example, while libertarians think liberty is about permitting completely free trade in goods and services, traditional Christians think of freedom as power over our own desires—something that can only be achieved through personal discipline. Libertarian capitalism, in which value is defined as simply a function of supply and demand, is directly hostile to principles like self-mastery, one of conservatism’s chief moral values.

    • PieInTheSky

      Libertarian capitalism, in which value is defined as simply a function of supply and demand, is directly hostile to principles like self-mastery, one of conservatism’s chief moral values. – horse fucking shit. There are plenty of things that do not have monetary value. And self-mastery is a key to personal responsibility.

      power over our own desires – how does come into any conflict with free market thinking? power over my desires and self mastery is that I keep them in control, they are not banned by government. It is no great feat to be virtuous when there is no possibility of sin, the point is to be virtuous surrounded by temptation.

      so called left-conservatives are entitled assholes just like so-called left-liberals. The Tucker Carlson crowd…

      • Jarflax

        Well said.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Let me guess, that’s an article about Tucker Carlson.

    • kbolino

      The tell:

      Yang’s main concern, like Carlson’s, is the excesses of unregulated free markets

      There are no unregulated free markets in the United States. Even the tech giants, which have considerable leeway under Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, still have to fill out all kinds of paperwork and tailor their corporate policies to comply with various federal, state, and local regulations and are currently butting up against antitrust law.

      There are malregulated semi-free markets. Perhaps all of this “anti-capitalism” sentiment ought to be directed at the self-appointed managers of capitalism, known as governments?

      The big government vs. small government dichotomy is beginning to seem outdated.

      Well, this is right but likely not for the reasons the author intends. The era of small government is over, however brief it was, and has been for some time. The Republicans and Democrats both agree to expand the power and cost of government, they just quibble over details.

      So, how can allowing a group of tech entrepreneurs to remain free to swing elections—using their private property—be seen as a defence of small government?

      What in the hell? Is this the right-wing equivalent of Russia fever dreams? It wasn’t Putin, but instead Zuckerberg who meddled in our elections?

      The degree to which the government should interfere in the economy requires careful consideration.

      The government is anathema to careful consideration. It is a reactive force, seeking to sate the mob while appeasing various interests and pocketing the rents.

      After all, the sole purpose of limiting government interference in the first place was to prevent any one group of people from having too much influence over the country.

      Well, this is perhaps the ultimate summation of this quasi-Marxist argument (which is not really an exaggeration, as the author favorably quotes Marxist arguments repeatedly). That is a reductionist argument, and moreover it is a misrepresentation too. How do you define influence? How much influence is too much? Are you so heavily influenced that you have abrogated your own free will? The government can coerce you, the market can only convince you.

      • AlexinCT

        Only government should have the power to pick the winners & losers. Then we will have a good system unable to do harm or wrong..

        Maybe they can call the body getting together to create their 5 year plans the Soviet or something.

      • straffinrun

        Liberty is a noble principle: but what if the consequences of defending harms the very people it was designed to protect?

        Liberty is only good when I give you just the right amount.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, what did Ben Franklin say about this subject already?

        The problem with these people is that they are compelled to believe they MUST pick winners and losers, so they can protect people that will make the wrong choices, they tell us. But what it comes down to is that they want to do away with people having to deal with the consequences of their choices.

  36. Rebel Scum

    Tackling the real issues: Celebrity crushes

    In no particular order, here are the White House hopefuls’ responses to the Times question:

    Michael Bloomberg: “You know, a couple of actresses that I like, a couple of actors that I think are really good. My favorite actress and actor, Laura Dern and William Macy who starred in a movie that I produced called Focus based on an Arthur Miller book.”

    Pete Buttigieg: “Um, not for the New York Times to know about.”

    Amy Klobuchar: “Yes. Prince. I know he’s not with us anymore, which is one of the most biggest tragedies of opioids. But Prince is an icon. Not only is his music incredible, and anyone that hasn’t watched him in his Superbowl halftime show in the rain, go check it out right now instead of watching me.”

    Elizabeth Warren: “Oh, I do. The Rock”

    Questioned on “what he has going for him” by a Times employee, Warren responded, “Oh, what’s he got going for him? That’s only a question a man would ask.”

    “The Rock. Come on,” Warren added with a grin. “Just look at that man. He’s eye candy.”

    Andrew Yang: “I’m a happily married man. I think my wife’s a star and I’ve got a big crush on her. Crushing on you, Evelyn.”

    Tom Steyer: “The Grammy’s are this week, right? Alicia Keys is going to be hosting the Grammy’s again and she is somebody who I really think is a fantastic artist and a really good person. There’s some people out there, she just springs to mind because of the week. There’s some incredibly talented people out here who are also committed to social justice and being good citizens.”

    Good lord, man.

    • PieInTheSky

      What a cuck amiright

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Lol. Warren. Anything this idiot says comes off as a spoof.

      ‘I’d fuck him and suck him dry!’

      I’m almost convinced she was the one doing all the flirting when she was drunk at a frat party.

      • cyto

        Bonus points for the reaction that would have been if Trump had said something like that about Jennifer Aniston.

        Heck, if a republican had called Jennifer Aniston and actress instead of an actor, there would have been hell to pay.

    • Gustave Lytton

      This is a joke, right? They didn’t actually ask this?

    • cyto

      Interesting that he mentioned Alicia Keys. I think that her being out in front at the Grammys was part of my reaction to the over-the-top lionization of Kobe Bryant.

      She is the poster girl for smug. I think it is part of her marketing gimmick, but I still find it extremely off-putting

    • Urthona

      Yang is much wiser than I thought.

    • Gadfly

      44D

      • Ozymandias

        I’m a 33F kinda guy; coffee is really just a vector for my heavy cream habit.

  37. Rufus the Monocled

    Conversation I spotted on Twitter (Daily Caller):

    “Alex Wild

    It is chilling how the right- in spite of losing in 2018 by nearly 10 million votes- tries to claim that they are the only true Americans. They aren’t.

    Julie K. Stahlhut

    Apparently the only “true Americans” are the ones who think it’s okay for a POTUS to shake down a friendly foreign country to slander his domestic rival.
    1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes

    Alex Wild

    It permeates their rhetoric, and to me is the most terrifying sign of the party’s genocidal inclinations.”

    I guess these two think Lemon is a hoot.

    Genocidal?

    I don’t know. Should people who employ hyperbole be ignored or challenged?

    I think it calls for a simple, ‘How exactly are they ‘genocidal?’

    • Rebel Scum

      in spite of losing in 2018 by nearly 10 million votes

      ?????

      Oh, the other “national popular vote” that is not really a thing in US government.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    So if a kid tantrums to get a toy, you give it?

    Don’t forget to grovel.

  39. Rufus the Monocled

    That Chesa commie is purposely laying the seeds for class warfare.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Look at the last several SF DAs. He’s unfortunately not an anomaly.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Libertarian capitalism, in which value is defined as simply a function of supply and demand, is directly hostile to principles like self-mastery, one of conservatism’s chief moral values.

    Indubitably.

    And Socialism is best thought of as allencompassing compassion.

    • LJW

      Compassion through starvation.

  41. Count Potato

    “Coronavirus may have originated in lab linked to China’s biowarfare program

    The deadly animal-borne coronavirus spreading globally may have originated in a laboratory in the city of Wuhan linked to China’s covert biological weapons program, said an Israeli biological warfare analyst.

    Radio Free Asia last week rebroadcast a Wuhan television report from 2015 showing China’s most advanced virus research laboratory, known the Wuhan Institute of Virology. The laboratory is the only declared site in China capable of working with deadly viruses.

    Dany Shoham, a former Israeli military intelligence officer who has studied Chinese biological warfare, said the institute is linked to Beijing’s covert bio-weapons program.”

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jan/26/coronavirus-link-china-biowarfare-program-possible/

  42. UnCivilServant

    I decided I would test out the “Baking Soda as meat tenderizer” technique over the weekend.

    So, I bought a package containing two pieces of a cheap cut of beef, and coated one with baking soda. The other was left as-is, and bagged both individually. From there on out, I treated both identically, even down to rinsing off the untreated cut so that the only factor of difference was the baking soda. I seasoned both with salt and pepper and placed them into a buttered skillet, giving identicial cooking time on each side.

    The results:

    There was a noticable difference in texture and flavor. The treated cut browned substantially more, yet was softer to the tooth. There was no appreciable difference to the knife, as neither was tough. Lacking definitive proof, I can’t say for certain yet that it works, I need a grant for further testing. Perhaps some tools for measuring pressure resistance and tensile strength.

    • Not Adahn

      You could probably use this to get started in your methodology development.

    • Sean

      You should switch to using ghee instead of butter.

      • UnCivilServant

        You see, this is why grant monies are needed – to develop expanded test methodologies.

      • Nephilium

        +1 ghee. Higher smoke point, still get butter flavor. It’s what I use for browning up my pierogies.

      • AlexinCT

        What’s the difference between cooking in a microwave and anal sex?

      • Shirley Knott

        Microwave ovens don’t leave you pregnant with a lawyer.

      • AlexinCT

        Nope…

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        What are you a vegetarian? Use tallow for god’s sake, its for beef!

  43. Rebel Scum

    What fraud?

    A watchdog group has requested records from the Illinois State Board of Elections after 574 noncitizens were added to its voter rolls, allowing some of them to vote illegally in the 2018 midterm elections.

    The Public Interest Legal Foundation [PILF], an election integrity law firm, made the request on Thursday after the board admitted the error. The individuals in question were improperly invited onto the rolls through a glitch in the state’s automatic voter registration system while applying for a driver’s license or state identification.

    The watchdog says Democratic politicians are pushing automatic voter registration at the expense of election integrity.

    • Not Adahn

      I wouldn’t be openly admitting an attraction for preteens, even if I were interested in PILFs.

      • Jarflax

        Other way around. The P stands for Priests. It is an altar boy association.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Another isolated incident

    A man who had been handcuffed with his arms behind his back by police in Maryland was shot and killed inside an officer’s cruiser.

    Prince George’s County police officers responded Monday night to reports that a driver had struck multiple vehicles near the Temple Hills community, spokeswoman Christina Cotterman told news outlets during a news conference.

    ——-

    The man was shot multiple times by the officer’s service weapon, the police spokeswoman said. Officers performed lifesaving measures and took the man to a hospital. He died a short time later.

    Plainly, the officer’s service weapon needs more training.

    • Juvenile Bluster

      Amazing how often officers’ guns go off completely by themselves with no interaction from the officer. Maybe the anti-gun groups that say “guns kill people” really are correct.

    • Juvenile Bluster

      The shooting wasn’t caught on body-camera video because the officer didn’t have one, Cotterman said. Investigators were looking for surveillance cameras in the area that may have recorded the shooting.

      Of course, he just happened to not have a body camera. How convenient. Sure it’s just a coincidence.

      • cyto

        Imagine for a moment if you will, juvenile Bluster handcuffs someone, tosses them in the backseat of his car, and shoots them several times, killing them.

        Good shoot?

      • UnCivilServant

        Terrible shoot, now he’s got blood and possibly bullet holes in the backseat of his car.

      • cyto

        Gotta call The Wolf.

      • Juvenile Bluster

        Pretty sure I’d be on the 8th floor of the Broward County Jail, just down the hall from the Parkland shooter, had I done that.

    • Fatty Bolger

      That article is just a goldmine of classic police BS.

      When officers located the driver, they smelled PCP

      Never doubt the power of a cop’s nose. Practically bloodhounds, they are.

      And PCP is known to turn even kindly old grandmothers into ruthless killing machines.

      The suspect was buckled into the front passenger seat of the vehicle, which Cotterman said is normal for Prince George’s County police.

      I doubt that. And even if it’s true – why? And why would you put a PCP hyped killing machine into the seat next to you, in any case?

      The man was shot multiple times by the officer’s service weapon

      All on its own.

      • cyto

        Smelled PCP? Da-Fuq?

        As in, dude was smoking it in the pipe at the time? Or had a laced joint going?

        I never had any PCP doing acquaintances….. you druggies tell me..

        How long is that smell gonna linger? And how reliable is “I smelled PCP”?

  45. Juvenile Bluster

    Sad I missed last night’s thread about Marshall Dillon. Man had his faults, but he was awesome.

    Anyhoo, I was thinking this morning about how I’m going to end up having to vote for Trump in November. I’m already disgusted by the thought, but with Warren or Sanders likely coming out as the Team Blue nominee I’m going to have to.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      This may sound crazy, and honestly I’m surprised that I’m saying this, but there is a possibility that the LP nominates someone that isn’t trash. Slim, but it’s possible

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      This may sound crazy, and honestly I’m surprised that I’m saying this, but there is a possibility that the LP nominates someone that isn’t trash. Slim, but it’s possible

      • Juvenile Bluster

        I’ll vote for the LP if it’s Vermin Supreme or Amash (yes, despite the impeachment stuff) or Massie.

  46. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    There are two types of people in this world: those who like Bonanza and those who are wrong.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      What about those of us who are not 100 years old?

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Re-runs exist, kiddo

  47. wdalasio

    I have a question that I”m hoping some folks here may be able to shed a little light on. Why do so many Austrian School Economists have such a visceral hatred of fractional reserve banking? I know the go-to answer is “because it’s fraud”. But, I don’t see where any actual fraud, of necessity, takes place.

    Think of it this way. Say you’re really good at figuring out good credit risks. And I have money lend. So, you borrow money from me and lend it out to other people. You tell me that’s what you’re going to do with the money. And I see value in lending to you rather than seeking out people to lend the money to on my own time. I think we can all agree, no fraud so far.

    Now, let’s say, in turn, you give me a chit for the amount I’ve loaned you. Now, mind you, this is the point where money is created. Your creation of that chit says there is a claim on the money that has been lent out. But, there is such a claim. It’s a risky claim because you loaned out that money and might not be able to pay me back. But, risk doesn’t negate the legitimacy of a claim.

    Now, say I go to somebody to buy something and tell them, in lieu of cash payment, I’d like to offer them that chit you gave me. Heck, I might even explain to him that, while I can’t be 100% certain that you’ll have the money on hand, I have a lot of confidence in your ability to pay. He might even charge me more for paying that way in a free market. But, I don’t see where any fraud is taking place.

    It seems like a blind spot for the Austrians. Like voluntary cooperation and market exchange work everywhere, except this one case where it’s the bane of civilization.

    What am I missing?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll spitball an answer.

      I don’t think it’s fraud. They’re doing what they said they would do and you’re inherently assuming some of the risk as a depositor.

      I think the issue arises from the lack of robustness of the system. As that fraction decreases (and it always does), the resilience of the bank to downturns in their lending or defaults goes down dramatically.

      As such, the system could not exist without fiat money to backstop it. But then the risk is transferred to everyone and not just the depositors. The system always becomes more and more unstable over time as the incentive is to find higher paying investments or loans that carry higher risk. It becomes a when, not if, the system will collapse.

      • wdalasio

        It becomes a when, not if, the system will collapse.

        It strikes me that this confuses cause and effect. I don’t think there’s a lot of reason to believe the reserve ratio will always fall in a free market. Bank profitability in a free market is dependent on being able to acquire loanable funds at a reasonable price (or at least a significant discount to what they can loan them at). And investors are certainly interested in risk just as much as return. So the banks have an incentive to protect deposit safety just as much as to leverage depositor investments. It’s government intervention that destroys all the market incentives and signals to balance risk and return.

    • kbolino

      I’m not sure you’re fully getting at how fractional reserve banking works.

      You give $100 to the bank. The bank can now lend out $500 at a reserve ratio of 20%. Or in your analogy, instead of getting 1 chit you got 5 chits. Each of those chits is worth the full value of your deposit.

      • robc

        That is incorrect. A 20?% reserve ratio would mean they loan out $80 and keep $20 in reserve.

        The “problem” is that if you show up to collect your $100, they won’t have it. But they count on less than the reserve percent showing up. A bank run becomes the issue.

      • kbolino

        How you interpret this seems to depend on whether you look at the textbook view or how the system works empirically. The central bank will backstop missing reserves, and so the end result is closer to the multiplied money supply than it is the sum of all deposits.

      • wdalasio

        robc is generally right on the individual transaction. But, the effect, iterated, is something akin to what you’ve suggested. To understand, let’s use the hypothetical example of a small, closed, economy with one bank (a stand-in for the banking system as a whole). You put your $100 in the bank. They loan out $90, keeping 10% for reserves. The person who takes the loan out buys something. What does the person they bought it from do with the money? He puts it in the bank. The bank then loans out $81, keeping 10% for reserves. And so on. The sum consequence is that the money supply is increased by

        M = D*1/r

        where

        M = money supply increase
        D = original deposit
        r = reserve ratio

      • robc

        Yes, but either way 10% of the total deposits are kept in reserve.

      • Jarflax

        Even the initial deposit may be borrowed money. That is how the Federal Reserve works; they create dollars by ‘loaning’ them to the banks.

      • kbolino

        So I meant what I said rather more literally than this. I was aware of robc’s definition of fractional reserve banking and your definition of the money multiplier (indeed, both are found in any basic economics textbook). But I was literally saying that a bank is lending out more than it has in deposits, with the “reserve requirement” meaning both that it keeps X% of its deposits on hand in cash and that it has X% of its loaned out dollars in deposits. It seems that latter understanding was incorrect. I got down this path of (mis)understanding by getting exposed to full-reserve banking as an idea (specifically, Vollgeld), and wondering how such a bank would make any money; I mentally squared this circle by assuming that full reserve = lends out what it has in deposits, no more and fractional reserve = lends out more than it has in deposits, up to D/R. It seems that is incorrect, and the further discussion below has helped to elucidate some details.

        The circle is squared by noting that a full-reserve bank makes money by charging fees, since it cannot loan out money and thus collects no interest; and that, in our current system, the central bank will loan money to the banks that it creates out of thin air, but not quite as much as I thought (otherwise, the system would expand at an increasing rate).

      • kbolino

        On a tangential note, under a full-reserve banking system so defined, postal banking makes (some) sense (whereas, under a looser banking system it does not, the role being captured just as well by private commercial and/or investment banks). Instead of charging fees, the bank uses the interest from treasury bonds it has purchased with the deposits. However, this system is really just a special pleading version of investment banking. Said bank would still likely need to keep some amount of cash on hand, which then starts to look like a reserve ratio, and its ability to operate in the black at any given time would depend on whether there are enough bonds for sale, those bonds are paying enough interest, the bond market has enough buyers, etc.

      • kbolino

        For some reason I thought 20% was the number, but apparently the Fed operates at 10% for medium-large banks (3% for small banks and 0%! for very small banks).

      • robc

        I was thinking 5-10%.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      From my understanding, the visceral hatred is toward how fractional reserve banking exists currently with the FDIC and the Fed which exist to prop-up the fractional reserve banking system. From what I’ve read, they’re fine with someone opening a fractional reserve bank if they want so long as there is no government holding up the whole business model. And they believe that fractional reserve banking, in a free market system, would not exist very long, as a downturn would inevitably wipe them out.

      There was a debate about this at the Soho Forum between a Mises economist and a Cato economist. It was pretty decent. Unfortunately, Dave Smith’s opening stand-up was cut out in most clips of the debate (I suspect because some of the jokes were pretty mean spirited toward the Cato Institute), but he did have a hilarious joke where he said something like “this is like the Super Bowl for libertarians- you get all of us together and what do we want to do but argue a topic that only we care about”.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDLCa7maGZA

      • kbolino

        You can’t have fractional reserve banking with double-entry bookkeeping. At some point, somebody will have to put an entry on one ledger without a corresponding and opposite entry on another ledger. Without a bank legally empowered to do just that like the Federal Reserve, the customers could sue for fraud.

      • kbolino

        The government could legalize it, I suppose, and thus form a decentralized fractional reserve system (vs. the centralized one we have today). But any customer worth their salt would demand to see the bank’s books, or at least a record of audit from a trusted auditing agency. This could be a viable system, I imagine, and it would potentially isolate the risk better, but there would likely be more frequent albeit localized violations of the rules.

      • robc

        In a free banking system, the banks keep each other in check.

        For example, imagine every bank is issuing there own gold-backed dollars. All the banks accept deposits from the other banks. But, do they really trust them? No, they dont. so on occasion, they cash them in for gold. Bank A takes a bundle of Bank X dollars into Bank X and demand gold for it. Bank X gives them the gold and does the same in return to Bank A (in fact, they probably first trade off dollars, so it is a net exchange instead of 2 gross exchanges).

        A bank that can’t cover goes under and/or has their insurance company cover for them.

      • kbolino

        Verification happens after the fact. This is true today and would be true then. There’s always the risk that neither the bank nor the insurance company have the assets to cover all deposits.

      • robc

        Yes, but risk != fraud.

      • kbolino

        True, and given my above misunderstanding, what I originally said about bookkeeping is wrong. But you’d still have to word that promissory note pretty carefully to avoid fraud. “The lender will pay to the bearer on demand some amount between $0 and face value” is more accurate but not quite as inspiring.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        It may sound ludicrous, but I think it’s a massive concession for free market adherents to concede to the existence of fractional reserve banking. Only big government can make such a system possible in the long-run.

      • robc

        Disagree. I think fractional reserve banking can exist in a free banking system.

      • robc

        I do think it would require the existence of a robust backing insurance system. They would keep careful eyes on the assets of the bank.

        Reserve might be higher than today. Loans would be tighter, larger down payments for mortgages would probably become the norm.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        I think fractional reserve banking *has* existed in free banking systems (aka unregulated banking systems aka criminal enterprises)

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        I misspoke and overgeneralized. Allow me to revise then, the existence of a fractional reserve system at its current size would not be possible. Full reserve banks would compete for depositors and people of means would be wise enough to keep sizable assets with full reserve banks, while keeping some amount of their wealth in fractional reserve banks (similar to diversifying assets between stocks and bonds, depending on ones risk tolerance).

      • robc

        I think you have it backwards.

        Small amounts like checking would be in full reserve.

        Savings would be in things like CDs, which would be fractional, as you are committing the money for a set period of time anyway.

      • Jarflax

        ^this. There is a reason banks charge fees on checking accounts. Money that is just passing through the bank’s ledger as you deposit a check then pay a bill costs the bank more in terms of accounting and administration and does nothing toward reserves.

        That said, for the big banks reserves are not really dependent on deposits. Much of the ‘reserve’ money on their books is actually ‘borrowed’ from the Fed. I have no issue with a purely private fractional reserve bank, but the quasi-private system we have now is an outright scam. Private enterprises borrowing money into existence backed by the credit of the United States then lending that money to customers at a profit is a good deal if you are connected enough to get it.

      • wdalasio

        Full reserve banks would compete for depositors and people of means would be wise enough to keep sizable assets with full reserve banks, while keeping some amount of their wealth in fractional reserve banks (similar to diversifying assets between stocks and bonds, depending on ones risk tolerance).

        I don’t agree. In a free banking system, there would be fairly solid means for investors to monitor bank safety and soundness. It wouldn’t just be “well, the government guarantees it”. So, investors would be likely to seek an optimal risk-return trade-off. For small investors, the safety of their liquidity would be so high as to necessitate an emphasis on full reserve institutions. For larger investors, the loss of interest income from a heavy weighting on full reserve would outweigh the marginal gains from reduced expected loss.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        I disagree. The amount that you currently keep in a bank will not change and the amount that you dedicate to a CD will not change. The people who buy CDs will continue to buy CDs. Checking would obviously move to full reserve banking, but even savings would likely migrant to full reserve banks.

        The fact is that this is all speculative, because there are multiple factors that would come into play, including the going free market interest rate and the fee assessed by full reserved banking establishments.

      • UnCivilServant

        How would a full reserve institution even pay interest? Whatever quantity of money is deposited is just sitting there, not earning them anything.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        “So, investors would be likely to seek an optimal risk-return trade-off. For small investors, the safety of their liquidity would be so high as to necessitate an emphasis on full reserve institutions. For larger investors, the loss of interest income from a heavy weighting on full reserve would outweigh the marginal gains from reduced expected loss.”

        I said previously that this is dependent on risk tolerance and your time horizon.

        But, people need to stop thinking of this as “investing”. The same methods that people invest their money will not change. The only thing that will change is how people store their money. Investing and banking are not the same thing.

      • Jarflax

        Full reserve banks have to charge significant fees to remain profitable or even solvent. I am not sure how many people would pay $5 per check to have their money in a ‘full reserve’ bank.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Investing and banking are not the same thing.

        This is the kind of axiom that is blissfully devoid of contact with history and reality.

      • UnCivilServant

        Investing and banking are not the same thing.

        This is the kind of axiom that is blissfully devoid of contact with history and reality.

        Even the very first Bankers were merchants and investors before they were lenders and deposit agents.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        “I am not sure how many people would pay $5 per check to have their money in a ‘full reserve’ bank.”

        Again, we’re all playing the speculation game, but full reserve banks did exist in the past. Fees could be assessed in various forms from ATM fees to monthly payments to any method of fee collection.

        There is also the fact that full reserve banks would likely be engaged in the treasury market so depending on the interest rate environment that would be an additional source of revenue.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        “This is the kind of axiom that is blissfully devoid of contact with history and reality.”

        If your form of investing is your savings account, then I’m sorry. That’s not investing. That’s banking.

        You can argue about the history of banking all you want, but that’s not today’s reality.

      • Mojeaux

        If your form of investing is your savings account, then I’m sorry. That’s not investing. That’s banking.

        toeMAYtoe, toeMAHtoe

        People use them interchangeably because most people CAN’T invest any other way, or else the barrier of entry is too high (save precious metals).

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        What do you think happens to money that is put into a checking account? What do you think happens to money that is put into a savings account? What do you think happens to money that is put into a managed fund?

        i’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with “blame string”.

        The only difference is in liquidity, risk, and interest rate, with the one being a function of the other two.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        “People use them interchangeably because most people CAN’T invest any other way, or else the barrier of entry is too high (save precious metals).”

        I don’t know if it’s MOST people. A lot of you, I assume, have a 401 (k) or some other retirement system. Even those of us lucky enough to have a pension are involved in investing (although you have no control over what you are investing in).

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        “What do you think happens to money that is put into a checking account? What do you think happens to money that is put into a savings account? What do you think happens to money that is put into a managed fund?

        i’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with “blame string”.”

        I have no idea how you are adding anything to this conversation. What exactly does this have to do with fractional reserve banking versus full reserve banking?

        Fine, the 1.5% APY that you are receiving on your savings account is investing.

      • Jarflax

        How would full reserve banks be engaged in any investment market? Are you defining reserves to include investments? Because that is not what reserves are.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fine, the 1.5% APY that you are receiving on your savings account is investing.

        You’re being deliberately obtuse if you think that’s what he’s talking about.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Obtuse or ignorant, I don’t know. But it looks like the second.

        In either case, when one puts money in a checking, savings, or managed fund, a financial institution takes that deposit, aggregates it with similar deposits, and then invests that money in the form of making loans to parties that are hopefully able to return the principal + interest. The institution takes some cut of the interest (say, X) and provides the rest of the interest back to the depositors (say, Interest-X).

        For some types of deposits, where liquidity is high and risk is low, X approaches I. For some types of deposits, where liquidity is low and risk is high, X approaches 0.

        Saying its not “real” investing if X approaches I is (aka your 1.5% APY example), objectively, false.

      • wdalasio

        Except the existence of fractional reserve banking long predates central banks.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Yes and they would collapse when there was a hiccup in the economy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This

        It inevitably ends with a bank run. It’s going to happen in our current iteration as well. It just takes longer because they can leverage the entire monetary system to support it.

      • Jarflax

        And full reserve banking ends up with the Bankers figuring out work arounds that turn them into fractional reserve banks. If you want full reserve banking you need hard currency as well.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And full reserve banking ends up with the Bankers figuring out work arounds that turn them into fractional reserve banks.

        Yes

        The problem is not necessarily fractional reserve banking. The problem is containing the damage so that it does not jeopardize the entire system. As it is, we spread the risk (sounds good right), but we increase the risk by printing printing printing. We will not be able to contain it when it comes down.

        I guess this similar to the discussion between capitalism and socialism. Capitalism assumes there will be failures and that they cannot be avoided, therefore it becomes a question of the best way to handle and limit it. Socialism assumes failure will not happen so it never provides accommodation for it, thus risking the entire system.

    • straffinrun

      Time deposits as an option aren’t opposed by Austrians. Having a country’s entire central banking system run on fractional reserves and effectively forcing people to use it is the objection.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll assume his incident reports are just as clear and definitive.

    • JD is Unemployed

      “Black man the color of white man spotted entering post office with suspicious looking regular USPS flat rate box. Over.”

      “Large dog the size of a small dog involved in OIS. It was coming right for me as it ran away.”

    • Not Adahn

      “look at the sizes of that thing!”

  48. Not Adahn

    Gun news:

    I got my adapter in yesterday, allowing me to run a PCC that takes CZ75 mags. When the magazine is inserted, it runs flawlessly. The problem is that it’s undersprung so about every 5 rounds or so, the recoil engages the magazine release. I’ll stop by a gun store and see if I can get a stiffer spring for it.

    Speaking of Czech guns, if you loved the accuracy and shootability of the HK P07, but thought it was just too reasonably priced, check out the Laugo Alien

    • UnCivilServant

      *blam* *blam* *blam* *blam* *blam* *magdrops* Shit!

      • Not Adahn

        It actually only drops a quarter-inch or so before it catches via friction on the magazine body, so it’s more of a tap-rack-bang situation, but that is still the better part of a second I don’t need added onto my time.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      Yours would just say “T & A- all day”. And that’s why we love you

    • A Leap at the Wheel

      I thought you said you didn’t believe, or am I miss-remembering?

      • Q Continuum

        I do. I just don’t go to Temple because it’s less about faith and more about politics.

  49. Q Continuum

    Dovetailing on Not Adahn’s gun news:

    I have discovered that Federal AE 5.7×28 is complete garbage when fired from a PS90. It’s underpowered and causes constant short-stroking. I haz annoyance because the FN ammo (the only other brand available) works perfectly but is more expensive. Oh well. I knew going in that it was an expensive vanity gun and it’s still probably the most fun gun I own to shoot. NO REGURTZ

    • Not Adahn

      Bought a Ruger 57 to go with it yet?

      • Q Continuum

        Saving my nickels and dimes.

    • Count Potato

      22 rimfire magnum also sucks in a semi-auto

    • Tejicano

      You’re not loading your own yet?

      • Q Continuum

        It’s one of those things I keep saying “I’ll get a roundtuit”, then I’m too lazy to foot the up front cost for the equipment/learn how to. I know I need to, there’s just a significant amount of inertia.

      • Tejicano

        ..and by then you’ve spent the same amount of money on more ammo.

        At least you should have enough used cases to be set for a while. The great thing about reloading is it’s another gun thing you can do – but you can do it at home without driving out to the range.

    • Drake

      Weird that somebody like Fiocchi or Selllier & Bellot haven’t started making cheap range ammo in that caliber.

      • Not Adahn

        There were only a couple of guns chambered in it until recently.

      • Drake

        Fiocchi actually makes 4.6×30 H&K rounds. I didn’t think anyone used that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Next up, .45GAP!

      • Sean

        I lol’d

      • Tejicano

        Really – DAFUQ???!?? I seem to recall a similar bore with a little more powder behind it. Pretty good little round for a carbine. I think it was something like 5.56 X 45mm? Not sure if anybody makes anything in that caliber anymore..

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        yeah sure, but the reason for the 5.7×28 is to put an AP bullet in a cartridge that can pass through the grip. So obviously everyone is going to want 1) a carbine loaded up with cartridges that 2) don’t pass through the grip and 3) don’t have an AP bullet.

        Obviously.

      • Not Adahn

        Actually, one of the guys on my pistol team is going to buy a Ruger 57 (with NY mags that only hold 10 rounds!) for 100yd shooting.

        I can see his logic, even if I don’t remotely share his priorities.

      • Tejicano

        I dunno. I’d rather go with either a 44 or 41 magnum – at least at that range it would be delivering something of note. And I already have guns in that caliber.

      • Not Adahn

        5.7×28 is moving a lot faster than .44 mag, so it will shoot flatter.

      • Not Adahn

        Fads come and go among gun buyers as with all other people.

      • UnCivilServant

        I want the gyrojet back.

  50. Rebel Scum

    “I was born a poor, black man…”

    “I have a lot of black support because that’s where I come from. I was raised in the black church, politically, not a joke,” Joe Biden said at the even in Des Moines, Iowa. “When I got into politics, I was the only white guy working on the east side, in the projects, because these were the guys I grew up with. These were the guys I worked with.”

    “People ask why do I have such overwhelming support from the African American community, because that’s what I’m part from,” Biden continued. “That’s where my political identity comes from. It’s the single most consistent political constituency I’ve ever had.”

    • kbolino

      I mean, he’s not necessarily wrong, but it is kind of crass to say it out loud.

      • Drake

        He has Corn Pop’s vote.

    • Tejicano

      Give it a month or so and you’ll be hearing about “Leroy Biden”. He’s gonna try to out-“Beto” Beto O’Roarke.

      • UnCivilServant

        Are we talking “LuhRoy” or “LEEEEEEEROOOY”?

    • Chipwooder

      “They gonna put y’all back in chains!”

    • AlexinCT

      Cornpop wants a word with this honkey liar…

  51. Mojeaux

    Mornin’ Glibbies. I have a plan for the day. I’m getting my mind unmuddled. I may actually get things done in an orderly manner for the first time since June past.

      • Mojeaux

        It has been a very long several months of drama, psychiatric intervention, financial intervention, teen uberangst, and despair, none of which has gone away in the least bit, but at least for today I have a plan and I’m not sitting here spilling ink (real ink) in my notebook to try to sort out the hoard in my head.

      • Tejicano

        I tend to do it in Excel spreadsheets – more malleable and can do calculations when required.

        But you do you. Sounds like it works in your world.

      • Mojeaux

        Calculations don’t enter the equation. I’m spilling ink on my emotional state. I do that like I declutter a room: start at the door and start tossing the trash. I do it in ink so I have to be slow enough to properly dispose of the trash and set other things aside. Random tasks to be accomplished might be thrown in. It’s totally stream of conciousness. I will go back later and highlight portions like tasks to do and then make a proper to-do list.

        For instance, once I was in such a state when I needed to make a doctor’s appointment. I couldn’t do it without help. So I made a list (and I had to think about it) of the steps I needed to take to do that. 1) find phone number, 2) find calendar, 3) pick up phone, 4) dial the number, 5) talk to person. What I didn’t plan for was voice mail. I was so flustered I hung up and had to try again.

        Another time, I just wrote “anger” over and over and over in my notebook for about 3 pages because that was the only thing I could articulate and then I just started writing as above and “anger” was interspersed randomly until I just ran out of the need to write “anger.”

        I hadn’t written since April of last year and sooooo much has gone on. I wrote next on January 6 of this year. Since then I have written 105 pages in a lined notebook, all in longhand. It’s taken that long and that much ink to rearrange my head.

    • Tejicano

      Very good ma’am! Chart a course and take action. Call the Marines if we can be of assistance.

  52. Rebel Scum

    Team Trump puts Hunter Biden, Obama on trial

    Brushing past Democrats‘ renewed calls for former White House National Security Adviser John R. Bolton to testify, the president’s attorneys essentially put Hunter Biden in the witness chair to show that Mr. Trump had plenty of reasons to urge Ukraine’s president to open a corruption probe of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden and his son.

    “Does it merit an inquiry that a corrupt company in a corrupt country is paying our vice president’s son $1 million per year?” Trump attorney Eric Herschmann asked on the Senate floor. “Did he know anything about the natural gas industry at all? Of course not.”

    To point out the “absurdity” of Democrats‘ impeachment standards, Mr. Herschmann also brought up Mr. Obama’s private conversation in March 2012 with then-Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, caught on a hot mic, in which he pleaded for “space” from Moscow until after his reelection to negotiate on missile defense systems.

    “President Obama knew the importance of missile defense in Europe but decided to use that as a bargaining chip with the Russians to further his own election chances in 2012,” Mr. Herschmann told senators. “President Obama used the powers of the presidency in a manner that compromised the national security of the United States. The case against President Obama would have been far stronger than the allegations against President Trump.”

    • AlexinCT

      This is one of the main reasons the left and the weaponized bureaucracies created under Obama are in a panic and under the gun to bring down orange man: they want to protect their benefactor and the evil he created. Obama put politically reliable incompetent credentialed asshats in the top jobs for all the 3 letter agencies so they would allow him to not just ask, but encourage criminal behavior like spying on political enemies of team blue. The people that pushed Obama on the country and then spent all their time protecting him (by keeping the shit they were doing hidden from the public) are still at it. Their reputation and their ability to keep making a living is tied to it. For a lot of the politically appointed top men it goes beyond that to the issue of them needing to do prison time for their criminal activities.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The lack of prison time for all the shenanigans is what is the most troubling. Basically this is the like Catch and Release for bureaucrats instead of illegal immigrants. It sends a pretty strong signal the miscreants that there is no downside to breaking the law.

    • Raston Bot

      good. time to play by their rules.

    • Tejicano

      I don’t even want to have knowledge of how that showed up in your consciousness.

      • Mojeaux

        I subscribe to r/awfuleverything. Usually it’s about cakes and piercings/tatts and silly stuff. Occasionally you get something like that.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Needz moar finger puppets

    Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), who is running for the Democratic presidential nomination, knocked a presentation by Alan Dershowitz, a member of President Trump’s legal team, calling it “nonsensical.”

    “His characterization of the law simply is unsupported. He is a criminal law professor who stood in the well of the Senate and talked about how law never inquires into intent and that we should not be using the president’s intent as part of understanding impeachment,” Warren told reporters.

    “Criminal law is all about intent. Mens rea is the heart of criminal law. That’s the very basis of it. So it makes his whole presentation just nonsensical. I truly could not follow it,” Warren, a former Harvard Law School professor, continued.

    That’s odd. I was not aware the Senate was in the business of conducting criminal trials. Political clown shows, on the other hand…

    • Rebel Scum

      Not all laws factor intent. Some, such as government records and classification laws, expressly disregard intent.

    • Not Adahn

      Ah this is where people start playing around with the difference between intent and motive, isn’t it?

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Planner-in-Chief

    Democratic presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren on Tuesday outlined the steps she would take to prevent and contain infectious diseases, as authorities across the globe race to address the new coronavirus.

    Warren’s plan, released less than a week before the Iowa caucuses, calls for increased public health funding for agencies including the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the Department of Health and Human Services.

    You don’t say.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Let me guess. The CDC will release a study showing how guns are crazy effective vectors for deadly viruses? The only solution is for the govt to put those guns into quarantine for a common sense period of twenty years or so.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Warren has a special device that determines the correct response to any question. Oddly enough, it always gives the same answer.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    The plan also calls for the U.S. to contribute to a number of international efforts, including a global vaccine alliance. Warren will also establish a “global health security corps,” she wrote, to handle outbreaks in regions that are experiencing conflict, following the recommendation of a commission established by Center for Strategic and International Studies, a Washington think tank.

    “Diseases like coronavirus remind us why we need robust international institutions, strong investments in public health, and a government that is prepared to jump into action at a moment’s notice,” Warren wrote in the plan. “When we prepare and effectively collaborate to address common threats that don’t stop at borders, the international community can stop these diseases in their tracks.”

    Blah blah blah I have a phone and a magic wand.

    • LJW

      Remember when Obama diverted billions to prevent ebola in the United States even though there was barely a threat? Whatever happened to all that money?

      • Rebel Scum

        Cashed into multiple currencies and sent to the Iranian regime?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think the govt used that money to buy a bunch of Ebola Prevention Rocks from FourScore Inc.

      • UnCivilServant

        And plague Insurance policies for the higher officials.

        I pushed ofr universal coverage, but they had other people to pay.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This is why the CDC should absolutely be researching teenage date rape, cigarette smoking, gun control, and bicycle accidents, instead of contagious disease vectors.

  56. Rebel Scum

    To be sure…

    School districts in Chicago, Washington, D.C., and Buffalo, New York, have decided to update their history curricula to include the material, which posits that the institution of slavery was so embedded in the country’s DNA that the country’s true founding could be said to have occurred in 1619, rather than in 1776.

    “One of the things that we are looking at in implementing The 1619 Project is to let everyone know that the issues around the legacy of enslavement that exist today, it’s an American issue, it’s not a Black issue,” Dr. Fatima Morrell, associate superintendent for culturally and linguistically responsive initiatives for Buffalo Public Schools, told Buffalo’s NPR station.

    Buffalo teachers and administrators have already begun studying the 1619 material so they can implement it into their curricula. The NPR story correctly notes that the essays examine “lesser-known consequences of slavery,” like “how plantation economics led to modern corporate, capitalist culture.”

    Many historians, though, have questioned The 1619 Project’s accuracy. Five of them penned a letter to The New York Times expressing dismay “at some of the factual errors in the project and the closed process behind it.” These historians said the project’s contention that the American Revolution was launched “in order to ensure slavery would continue” was flat-out wrong.

    Some conservative critics have overreached: Former Republican Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich called The 1619 Project “propaganda” and suggested that the Times was trying to brainwash readers. That line of attack goes too far, but there are valid criticisms of the project’s ideological slant.

    Deliberately disseminating information known to be inaccurate in order to serve a narrative? Nail. Head. Hit.

    • Rhywun

      Oh, Robby. Always one step forward and two steps back with that one.

      It IS propaganda and their obvious intent is to spread it through the nation’s school systems.

      • kbolino

        It’s funny how socialism leads inevitably to slavery is not a mark against socialism, but slavery inevitably* leads to capitalism is definitely a mark against capitalism.

        * = For the sake of argument

      • UnCivilServant

        By that chain of reasoning, Socialism leads to capitalism by way of slavery.

      • UnCivilServant

        Doesn’t that then mean that Capitalism is more advanced than socialism and we should not retrogress?

      • kbolino

        Socialism leading to slavery is not orthodox Marxism. That is just what happens when socialism is applied. Slavery leading to feudalism leading to capitalism is, however, orthodox Marxism (I just skipped a step in my summation above). My argument was a little tongue-in-cheek.

      • kbolino

        For what it’s worth, orthodox Marxism generally adheres to the following progression:

        Slavery -> Feudalism -> Capitalism -> Socialism -> Communism

        Where socialism is state ownership of the means of production in the name of the proletariat, and communism is anarchy of the proletariat, all the obstacles having been removed and the state having withered away.

      • kbolino

        The problem with text-based communication…

      • UnCivilServant

        Unsurprising, they’re wrong about that too.

      • Gadfly

        If one considers the ancient palace economy to be socialism (and I’d say an argument can be made, since there are some strong fundamental similarities), then the line of socialism > slavery > capitalism can be said to exist and socialism can be said to be the most regressive system there is.

    • Chipwooder

      Dr. Fatima Morrell, associate superintendent for culturally and linguistically responsive initiatives for Buffalo Public Schools

      That sounds like a very serious position, and in no way a bullshit made-up title.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Whatever happened to all that money?

    Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it.

    It went to a good cause.

    • Jarflax

      OOOH was it dead babies? Or tranny toddlers? Or maybe, oooooh did it go for more socialism?

      • UnCivilServant

        Close.

        Lining connected pockets.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Buffalo teachers and administrators have already begun studying the 1619 material so they can implement it into their curricula. The NPR story correctly notes that the essays examine “lesser-known consequences of slavery,” like “how plantation economics led to modern corporate, capitalist culture.”

    *makes motorboat noise, falls down stairs*

    • kbolino

      Just as correlation is not causation, temporal progression is not causation either.

    • gbob

      Thank god my son is no longer attending Buffalo schools. I got in one argument with his social studies teacher over glaring errors in the presentation of WW1. I cant imagine my rage about this crap.

  59. Rebel Scum

    Seems worse than I originally thought.

    DON LEMON: [The NPR reporter] has a master’s degree in European studies from Cambridge University. Also, [Pompeo] doesn’t really say that she couldn’t identify Ukraine on a map, he insinuates it’s just a — it’s just a petty attempt to put her down, right? Is that what this is?

    RICK WILSON: Of course, of course. [Pompeo’s] just trying to demean her, and obviously, it’s false. And, look, he also knows, deep in his heart, that Donald Trump couldn’t find Ukraine on a map if you had the letter “U” and a picture of an actual physical crane next to it. [Pompeo] knows this is an administration defined by ignorance of the world, and so that’s partly him playing to their base and playing to their audience, you know, the credulous boomer rube demo that backs Donald Trump — that wants to think that [does Trump supporter impersonation with southern accent] ‘Donald Trump’s the smart one, and y’all – y’all elitists are dumb!’”

    WAJAHAT ALI: [Trump supporter impersonation] You elitists with your geography and your maps and your spelling!

    WILSON: [southern impersonation] Your math and your reading!

    ALI: [impersonation] Yeah, your reading, you know, your geography, knowing other countries, sipping your latte!

    WILSON: [southern impersonation] All those lines on the map!

    ALI: [impersonation] Only them elitists know where Ukraine is! Sorry, I apologize.

    LEMON: [wiping tears, laughing] Oh, my God!

    ALI: But it was Rick’s fault. I blame Rick. But, in all honesty —

    LEMON: Hold on — hold on — hold on. That was good, sorry. Rick, that was a good one — I needed that.

    • kbolino

      Yeah, as I suggested above, this is not the smartest line of attack. The man gets his wives from Eastern Europe. I think he has some idea of the geography.

      • kbolino

        Well, Marla Maples was from the United States and Ivana was from Czechoslovakia, which most consider to be in Central Europe, but you get the idea.

      • Chipwooder

        It’s also an odd tactic to use when you consider that the entire impeachment is based on the idea that Trump was obsessed with meddling in Ukraine. If he’s so focused on Ukraine, it doesn’t make much sense to then snicker that he has no idea where it is.

        Did Rick Wilson ever work on a winning campaign? He’s kind of the GOP version of Bob Shrum, isn’t he?